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>>69367127
wut
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>>69367127
Who cares? we have D&D now.
>>69367127
Good
This season would have been absolutely perfect if they didn't do the Dorne shitshow.
Umber ruise cruise, Cleganebowl, Bastardbowl, it's all happening.
>>69367127
>no farts
I can finally die in peace now
>>69367127
someone post the /lit/ pics thx
>>69367127
Whats he holding in his hand? It looks like a test tube and a tuning fork
>Based jon kills ramsay
>Every one cheers and is dragon blood is revealed to all
>Jon is declared king of the north
>Suddenly sansa finds out she is pregnant from ramsay
>Jon vows to raise his half sister's son as his own
>declares him the heir of the north since hes honour bound to chastity
>....
I know nothing
>>69367127
>Having to bring Neil Gaiman in to finish Winds of Winter.
Wtf Gurm.
>>69367227
The flight plan Ijus filed with the Agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelier, Button Lee, Juan O'veus, Virs Juan, Ted Olk, Getsda Stae, Onmai Aircraft, Wu Pait, Yuu Tugrab, Dr. Pavel, Heed Iddent, Flai Sogud, Wu Wan, Stu Trainex, Telmi Abautbane, Waidus Hee, Werda Mask, Lotta Loiadee, Farra Hyredgun
Why is it that Stannermen are the only ones that put out good GoT content?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-SEzX5-dqA
Fucking hell I have to keep reminding myself that we're only 3 episodes in.
I'm fully aware that this is absolute trash at this point yet they STILL surprise me.
>>69367128
>The only wildlings Tormund managed to convince to return to Castle Black are those we see in the last few episodes, that is not an army. Why would Tormund take only a small number of those he 'leads' if he does 'lead' more?
Because it's a TV show with a limited budget retard and they didn't need to hire hundreds of extras for a small scene
>She's still Sansa Bolton, though
If Sansa had somehow escaped her marriage to Tyrion and went back to Robb, would they have said NOPE YOU CAN'T BE HERE YOU'RE SANSA LANNISTER NOW, for real? If Jon's faction wins, the marriage doesn't count.
>Why would they want her to rule Winterfell?
Because she is the last known living Stark. Sweetrobin is still Lord of the Vale even though he's a retard. That's how their society works, dummy.
>The north is also mostly a shambles, the Freys are still strong, taking the Vale bannermen north would leave the Vale at risk, the Tyrells are still hugely powerful and there's more reason than ever to support the authority of the crown since everyone is currently vying for influence over it!
The Vale is a mountainous region and the Eyrie is near impossible to assault. The Tyrells are dealing with a full scale uprising in King's Landing plus are about to get invaded by the Ironborn. They really wouldn't give a shit and wouldn't pick a fight with the Vale when there's bigger fish to fry
>>69367204
>>>>>hes honour bound to chastity
>>69367298
Dabid and Dab never fail to dissapoint anyone.
>When jon saw the knights of the eyrie he thought "robert" for one mad second
>When the smoke cleared the men began to shout "BAELISH BAELISH BAELISH!"
>tfw Ramsay dies this season
>still believing this bullshit when Sansa comes to Castle Black next episode
Even the extras are ruising you retards. The whole theme of this season has been GoT employees lying to people.
>your eyes are still brown
Was that supposed to be a reference to people thinking that when Jon came back to life he'd get Targaryen purple eyes?
>>69367342
Wow he saw the actual WunWun on set. I wonder if he's really that big in real life.
>>69367202
The fork is for eating lobster meat (makes it easier to dunk in butter; it tastes amazing by the way).
No idea about the test tube thingy.
>>69367386
0/10 here's your (you)
>>69367401
the guy who plays WunWun is the same guy who played the second mountain. So he's pretty tall, but not a literal giant
the Giants are actors in suits made to look taller with CGI and forced perspective
>>69367386
Wights have blue eyes. So he's not an ice zombie, that is what Edd was referring to.
>>69367342
post yfw when CIA crashes the skarch with his flightplan and no bolton survivors
>>69367446
Chaosh is a laddah anon
>>69367313
Except she was never properly married to Tyrion because it wasn't consummated.
The Vale have no idea that the Tyrells might get invaded and even considering the natural strength of the land it would be utterly fucking stupid to send out bannermen to go fight for some vague sense of loyalty to someone that only a few at the top care about.
You really are grasping at straws, please think about how illogical what you're saying is.
The only reason people would fight for Sansa would be to take Winterfell so she can be safely at home again.
Anyone in the north other than a possible Manderly/Umber/whoever conspiracy to give Winterfell to Rickon would only become involved if they could seize power themselves. Why would anyone fight hard for somewhere for some old loyalty so that someone completely inexperienced can rule them? She can't rule, it doesn't make sense, and even if she was to be put in charge the houses would all fight among themselves for who got to help her/marry her/stick around.
With Rickon it makes a bit more sense, because he's a male Stark, but that's limited scope for who could fight (and doesn't make sense for them to go to Jon).
There's no way that Jon is reasonably going to get an army unless they retcon what they've heavily established about the wildling refugees. Houses also have no way of knowing his intention. If there is a battle/taking of Winterfell, it will be for Rickon and part of a northern power play, not for Sansa.
How can Jon sentance Alliser and them to death, then say his watch has ended?
I get the whole "he died yadda yadda" but he was acting as Lord Commander. He passed the sentance so he swung the sword, so he was still bound by Oath.
Bolton is gonna chop his head off for desertion
>>69367516
Well your watch ends when you die doesn't it?
>>69367499
Complain all you want but the Vale freeing the North for Sansa is happening in both the books and the show, deal with it
>>69367516
Just your typical stark using the word "honour" to mean I can do whatever the fuck I want
>>69367529
Yes, but he was acting Lord Commander after he was revived until he gave Edd castle black.
>>69367536
Gotta be safe.
>>69367559
Who decided on that
>>69367516
I would imagine it's like tying up loose ends, given that he was the one who got murdered. Who's going to say no to a murdered man getting justice?
Why did Jon feed Olly to the thenns, like his mama and his papa?
>>69367536
I love you mum.
>>69367536
Fuck you and your spoiler you fucking bitch
>>69367536
I love my mom
>>69367407
>>69367202
It's for cracking the claws open.
>>69367580
Well why does Jon decide Edd gets castle black? The Lord commander decides who commands each castle.
>>69367553
It makes no sense for the books because they'd have to go via The Twins, which would alert the Boltons to their attack well in advance and put the Vale at a huge disadvantage.
D&D have probably forgotten about The Twins by now, but it would still be fucking stupid and probably only if CIA or Robert marries Sansa.
>>69367592
Because he and Dany are the villains
>>69367580
Episode time.
>>69367536
>TFW I have Immunity Cat.
Okay lets list the number of time jon broke the black
1. Had sex with a wilding
2.ran away from castle black
3. Lets 800k wildshits in that he was guarding against
4. Decided he didn't have to be lord commander any more
Any more?
>>69367536
DIE IN A FIRE
Will Season 7-8 be able to be worse than this current season, or is this peak of shit that D&D can reach?
Are we still pretending this is a heterosexual?
>>69367618
AAAH, it's a terrible picture but yes, I see it now.
>>69367643
The wall is literally full of traitors, rapers, killers and losers. Who gives a flying fuck about the oaths? Jon is the only one with a goddamn brain who understands the threat of undead zombie warriors.
>>69367536
(you)
>>69367643
>3. Lets 800k wildshits in that he was guarding against
This doesn't really break his oath unless you interpret it in a really stupid way. They're settling on Watch land, and it's in order TO protect the realm of man or whatever the words are.
>>69367623
Did you forget that Littlefinger literally told Sansa that was his plan? Hes going to marry Alayne to Harry the heir, unveil her as Sansa Stark and use her as a rallying cry for the Vale to free the North
>>69367623
They'll take ships from gulltown to white harbor m8. If stannis can get ships and supply lines to the north CIA can as well
Why was Howland Reed such a dirty prick?
And why did Ned lie to his children about defeating Dayne?
Ned wasnt very honorable.
>>69367657
7 will be equally shitty but it'll also be the closure on 'making all the pleb characters win,
So it won't just be sneks having shitty scenes, it'll be dany having shitty scene and conquering the throne, and so on.
>>69367536
Sleep tight ma
>>69367499
Just think: If Sansa fucked Tyrion instead, she would have escaped all of the evil of Ramsay.
So remember ladies, always fuck the nice guysJust joking, don't bully me
>>69367536
for you mother
>>69367536
MODS MODS MODS
>>69367536
gay
>>69367536
Things have not been good for her so no risking
>>69367643
1 and 2 are the only accurate ones.
Nothing in the oath says that the Nights Watch must keep wildlings out. They only did so because the others were thought to be a myth. Once it became evident they weren't, letting them have a huge as fuck army became a liability.
And 4, he died. His watch ended. Technically he fulfilled his oath. It's a technicality but it has merit.
QUENTYN IS ALIVE
>>69367674
The fuck is he doing with his fingers? Who does that?
>>69367674
Only if we're pretending this is too.
>>69367623
You dont need to cross the twin to go from vale to North retard. Look at the map again
>>69367715
I'm sick of seeing this. Ned never told his kids he won honorably. If anything, I think he said "I fought Arthur Dayne and would have been dead if it weren't for Howland Reed."
Honor is bullshit anyways, maybe it counts in the tourneys and tilts that they did, but in Ned's shoes, he's trying to save his sister and that's all. Doesn't give a shit how the people keeping her from him die as long as they die. He tries to be honorable by returning Dawn to Ashara among other things, but it is what it is.
Literally what's the point of Sansa now that Jon is the one who's trying to re-take the north?
>>69367715
Crannogmen have no honor and are cowards who fight with poison and sneak attacks
Ned didn't say he beat Dayne, others did. Bran said he'd heard the story a thousand times, not that his father told him the story a thousand times.
>>69367788
fags
>>69367712
>>69367705
So then Winterfell will find out as soon as they land and can easily prepare, same predicament only they cannot possibly retreat if they lose.
Also how would this make sense for the show unless Sansa returned to the Vale somehow?
Also everything we assumed about what would happen in the north in the books was still while Stannis had a sizeable army.
>>69367674
Not as cute as s1 bran but I would still do
>>69367797
In the show you do, and to move a sizeable army without bogging it down and being very vulnerable then you also do in the books.
Don't call people retards when they make sensible points.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNd62OEWDuM
Okay, which one of you did it?
>>69367536
Playing it safe
Mods are literally lurking this thread to be that fast on the scene
What kind of posters are they?
>>69367799
Bran says "He wins, Ive heard the stories a million times"
He also had to be told who Howland Reed was. And was surprised and disappointed that Reed stabbed Dayne in the back
So at some point in Ned tale he lied to either protect Reeds reputation or his own pride.
>>69367792
nah brah. They're both straight as arrows.
>>69367876
(farts)
>>69367127
George R.R.Martin can't handle this anymore. Just trust D&D, they got this.
>>69367859
/got/ has a reputation of being shit. Especially the further into the season it goes. By episode 6 these threads are usually unbearable.
This season night actually set a new record
S6 Extra here, more "bullshit". believe me if you want, I only come as a messenger:Next episode is going to be the big shocker of the season. Nobody expects it.
Jon has changed more than you know. He's not exactly a completely good guy now. So what does he do?
When Sansa arrives at Castle Black, there's a small timeskip. Jon has already learned of his parentage (I won't spoil who told him). Brienne basically demands that Jon swear his fealty to her and take back Winterfell in her name.
Jon refuses, and tells her to fuck off. He will be King now. Sansa is shocked and Brienne is enraged, who draws her sword on Jon. Jon narrowly beats her and then executes her in front of a horrified Sansa.
>>69367772
What is jon a fucking lawyer, who care if some witch danced over his naked body. He's just trying to escape castle virgin like he did before
>>69367880
You're supposed to spoiler it faggot
>>69367880
Oh shiet lad
>>69367880
Still playing it safe
>>69367916
brienne was seen in the riverlands in the trailer faggot
nice try
>>69367916
We already have screencaps of Brienne and Pod in riverrun
If your going to spout bullshit do your homework first
>>69367800
What's the point of half the fucking characters, now?
Sansa and Stronk Woman are pointless, Bald Eunuch is pointless, Shortround is pointless, Red Lady's role has been achieved so she's now useless, CIA Man is still missing, and Dany's pointlessness has somehow reached critical mass. Oh but hey, let's dedicate a whole scene to Sam throwing up on a boat!
At least they finally gave Arya a training montage so she can actually do something now.
>>69367876
Dean should play Rhaegar and Isaac trap-Lyanna
>>69367916
i value this post at no more than one (You)
sorry, that's the best i can do
>>69367850
How me in the map why the vale need to cross the twins?
>>69367916
>Brienne losing to a man
holy KEK too obvious work on your bait please.
>>69367916
WHERE ARE MUH WILDINGS
>>69367916
Spoil who, dingus.
If stannis is dead why dont you show me his body?
>>69367536
Fuck off
>>69367916
I wish but impossible as we know Brienne survives.
>>69368011
If Bobby B is dead then where is his body?
>Ned goes to Tower of Joy
>Finds Twins
>Dany and Jon
>>69368043
>dany
>not meera
>>69368037
stop
>>69368037
no! mommy!!
>>69368037
screw you
>>69367990
Did you not watch the show when it covered the war of the five kings?
>muh twins
is a major fucking plot point in the show and books
>>69367800
Hmmm... Good question.
Jon's focus is defeating the white walkers. So I imagine he's going to fight to secure the north, and then travel around to gather as many men he can.
In the mean time, Rickon is going to be positioned as the occupying Stark, keeping their claim on Winterfell.
And Sansa is going to be locked down with Robert Arryn(Robin), in order to secure the Vale.
Where does the name tower of joy come from. Sounds like a creepy rape dungeon so I guess it fits.
UGHHH WHY ARE THEY CALLING HIM GREGOR!?
HES SUPPOSED TO BE A MYSTERY!
WHY THE FKEK EVEN SAY HIS NAME WAS ROBERT STRONG IF YOURE NOT GOING TO USE IT THE NEXT SEASON!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69367973
>Sansa
Warden of the North
>Brienne
Hmmmm, her protector
>Varys
He will help Tyrion run the city and beat the Harpy and the Wise Masters. And he is 'funnnnnnny' for the normies.
>Shortround
Who? Tommen? He's the king, he will do something
>Red Lady
I thought she'd give her life when she resurrects Jon, but she'll tell him his prophesy
Etc. Basically, you had the right idea, wrong characters.
What was deleted?
>>69368037
>>69367868
Everyone else says that Ned beat Dayne in single combat, not Ned himself. Washerwomen, maesters, smallfolk speaking rumors about their lord.
>sansa escapes, ramsay kills dad
>oh shit guys, we need something new for him to do!
>hey remember that hot wildling chick and rickets?
>yeah what about them?
>how about they somehow get captured off camera and delivered to ramsay?
>brilliant!
>>69368076
Yeah, to get them down to attack the Westerlands/Crownlands
look at that map, the Vale doesnt need to cross any river
>>69367916
Jon isn't even in next weeks episode m8
>>69368087
>HES SUPPOSED TO BE A MYSTERY!
>>69367868
Well he did win, technically.
I'm also using books as canon, not what Bran said this past episode.
>In a memory of his father, Bran Stark recalls his father Eddard describing Arthur as the finest knight he ever saw, and elaborates further that Arthur would have killed him if not for Howland Reed. According to Catelyn Stark, Arthur was the deadliest of the seven knights of Aerys's Kingsguard.
>>69368120
I mean to the people in the story, not to the reader
You mong.
>>69368106
They went to the Umbers you faggot
>>69368087
They didn't say his name was Robert Strong in the show.
>>69368071
They were taking the Twins because it was a shortcut, they were trying to lift the siege at Riverrun to get more soldiers and it was faster to cross at the Twins than taking the Kingsroad
Littlefinger is going North, not Southeast, and he can take a boat if he wants to. Please, every time you open your mouth you're proving how stupid you are
>>69368043
Dany is Rhaegar's sister you idiot. She's his aunt.
>>69368106
Please show another rape scene with that hot wilding and I will okay this whole shit season d and dee
>>69368076
Jesus dude, stop being a retard. Robb needed to cross the twins because he was going west. Did you see them cross the twins any other time? like when Ned first arrives to KL?
And you were also retard enough to say in the books vale will still need to cross the twins if they dont want to get bogged down, do you see now why that is retarded?
>>69368133
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>>69368133
Wew lad you better fucking stop, i'll find you you piece of shit.
>>69367868
Bran says earlier in the series that Ned never talked about the war with him
>>69368114
He might be in their briefly when Sansa and co arrive at Castle Black, but it doesn't seem like the episode will have much of him at all, yeah.
As a side note, Kit apparently had more scene time this season than any other actor, though that could be taken up largely by the large ending battle.
>>69368059
Roose was too good for this series. I mean, as poetic Jon vs Ramsay is, Roose was far more interesting.
>>69368080
Rhaegar was a faggot
>>69367651
What got deleted
>>69368182
>he thinks D&D care about early seasons.
>>69368145
I think they did when they first revealed him. If anything, calling him Ser Gregor means one thing...FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69368210
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hotpockets mad were memeing instead of talking about jon
Remember there were new jaintor applications boys
>>69368135
He's really not a mystery to anyone. He could have been if the show wanted to go the extra mile and make him not obviously unGregor, but I can see why they wouldn't do that.
where can i watch sunday's episode?
>>69368187
Jon has already left castle black and Sansa would have arrived so idk about that
>>69368176
>>69368177
The janitors are encouraging this behavior because this thread is awful
Who is preston and what's with the "breakup meme"
>>69368145
They did when Qyburn introduces him after her Walk of Attonement.
>>69367973
>>69367973
Sansa will be betrothed to Robin.
Brienne still needs to find Arya, as she promised lady Catelyn.
Varys has a deeper plot that they're going to unveil later. But for now, he's playing it cool.
Tyrion is meant to fix the city of Meereen. Also, he can apparently communicate with the dragons.
Littlefinger man is trying to wed Robin to another lord, so he can weasel his way into owning another kingdom.
Dany is supposed to fail. We're just watching it step by step. She will survive, but lose Meereen.
>>69368240
hbo
>>69368088
No, Shortround is Tyrion.
Why the fuck are they even bothering to help Dany at this point? The dumb bitch is gone, her city is falling to pieces and her two cucklords have gone on a magical journey to find her.
They can't go back to Westeros, obviously, but it makes no sense for them to stick around in Mereen, the city is a sinking ship. They'd be better off just aligning themselves with one of the other cities.
High Sparrow BTFO
>>69368108
And Robb could have simply crossed at Lord Harroway's Town and Riverrun and avoided the events leading to his death, what a fucking idiot. If only they had this map!
Seriously, please rewatch/reread the story and mentions of The Twins, that map is irrelevant and misleading.
Unless you're going to say that everything said about The Twins was wrong, and that Robb and his army really were stupid enough to not know they could have taken another route.
In fact it's even harder for CIA to get an army up because even going NEAR the Twins will end up alerting the Boltons. They don't need to get north, they need to get there with the element of surprise.
>>69368249
He never says Robert Strong, he just introduces him as "The newest member of the Kingsguard".
>>69368120
Not really a mystery, but certainly it has more subtly in the books. It's not supposed to be immediately obvious who it is.
>>69368233
Im talking book canon right now.
Gregors head was supposidly shipped to the Martells, and Kings Landing being full of sheep, they bought that Gregor was actualy gone4good
>>69368277
MODS
>>69368266
Tyrion will be advisor to Dany. Honestly, he's taking Barristan's role in protecting the city.
They align with Dany because... um, not slavers. Also, plot convience
>>69368270
Those are tyrells arent they
>>69368256
but they're not showing it right now
>>69368270
Why didn't they do this from the start? The Faith are wearing potato sacks and have clubs, while everyone else has armor and swords. Why is Tommen such a puss REEEEEEE
>>69368277
fuck you
>>69368275
Jesus christ, at this point you're just sperging out about things in the series you don't like and think things should happen differently
this is a useless debate
>>69368175
Simbly ebin, if I'm the retard then so is Robb's entire northern army for not taking this alternative route. If only they knew!
>Buys ten thousands slaves
>executes people for owning one house slave
bravo dany
>>69368284
Rewatched and youre correct.
My bad.
>>69368204
>people will add dialogue albeit copypasta to this scene to make it funny
>but won't add dialogue to the Euron and Balon scene to make it funny
Euron would be perfect as D&D with Balon being George, heard you had the sneks kill Doran and Areo and take over Dorne, what kind of writer has a nation follow a bunch of kinslayers, I needed the bad pussy, being too old to write, let another finish the story etc. The shit practically writes itself.
>>69368296
Yup, in the books people notice that he never eats or goes to the restroom so there are suspicions about him. But in the show they seem to just accept that Gregor is back from the dead, with no questions and without finding it weird at all. They treat it like an inconvenience more than anything else.
>>69368277
Fuck you
>>69368321
If you have HBO, you have access to HBO Go, and every episode is on there.
>>69367880
trap
>>69368332
Because they need a way to artificially pad the plot. It can't all be elaborate fight scenes and other interesting stuff, that would cost too much money.
>>69368359
Don't they also say he smells like death?
>>69368296
>biggest guy in the realm
>not obvious who it is
>>69368335
The fuck are you talking about? I'm pointing out how dangerous and stupid it is for the Vale to send an army north, this is a ridiculous argument, it should be completely obvious.
>>69368413
For you
Okay lads can we stop memeing already
>>69368355
Only reason I don't make more webms is because I watch on hbo instead of downloading the episodes
>>69368332
Because the Faith is a populist uprising, the show doesn't really get this across by depicting the Faith as extremists who want to destroy all taverns and brothels because DnD hate religion. Storming the sept of baelor would cause all 600k citizens of king's landing to rise up and that would be a nightmare
it also doesn't help that they have have two tyrells as hostages in there
That extra was 100% right. The trailer proves that Umbers are traitors.
Let's put this to rest.
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>>69368359
>people notice that he never eats or goes to the restroom so there are suspicions about him.
The fact people wouldn't immediately know it's Gregor is retarded to be honest. Gregor is specifically known for how large he is. He disappears and some new dude just as large happens to show up and it's just suspicions? puhleeze.
>But in the show they seem to just accept that Gregor is back from the dead, with no questions and without finding it weird at all.
Wot? Pycelle specifically calls the experiments wrong and how they need to destroy the beast. Jaime even asks Pycelle what he did to him and how he can't figure it out. They do find it weird.
>>69368474
>Let's put this to rest
Along with Rickon and Osha ;)
>>69368422
>I'm pointing out how dangerous and stupid it is for the Vale to send an army north
Yes, but you're saying "this won't happen because I think it's dumb" even though the books and show are both confirmed to be heading in this direction
the goddamn preview already shows next episode LF is gonna be lobbying Bronze Yohn to head North
Bolton pike slaughtering the wildlings and encircling them just like the extra said.
>>69368474
In the Books the Umbers are traitors too.
Well Half of them.
Give me a (you) or your family burns in a house fire.
>>69368275
>going hundreds of miles out of his way when his army is needed in the Riverlands ASAP
No, anon, you are the idiot. That detour you suggest would have added weeks or more to their travel time.
This season is starting off pretty boring, but at least Jon killed Alliser and Olly. Fuck those two.
>>69368512
here you go lad
>>69368512
Go ahead and do your duty
Wouldn't it have been a better twist if Roose stabbed Ramsay in the gut during their hug?
>>69368483
In the books the Martells receive a skull the size of a cows, picked clean.
People dont assume you can live while headless, its why noone is worried about the Others.
>>69367859
Well they're definitely cunny bros.
>>69368459
Exactly, this is something the show doesn't really get across because of its time/budget problem. Even if people in King's Landing aren't as religious as members of the FM they still find the message of the disparity and disharmony in the realm being caused by the aristocracy itself to be a valid reason to side with them
I fucking hate most organized religions but if they wanted their members to push to audit the Federal Reserve then I'm there.
>>69368517
multicultist will literally kill children in the name of wildnigger immigration
>>69367227
Bane
>>69368483
>The fact people wouldn't immediately know it's Gregor is retarded to be honest.
the epilogue makes it clear that Kevan and Mace Tyrell DO know, but they've agreed to keep their mouths shut about it because it's better for everyone if they maintain plausible deniability
That Cersei is openly walking around with a zombie knight should be drawing alarms everywhere in the show. The High Sparrow should be freaking out.
>>69368548
>Still no body or anything other than vague references
>>69368569
Look forward to seeing you hanged :^)
>Smirkfu aligns with high sparrow
>Cersci's dumb plans foiled again
Its the only way cleagne bowl happens - which is confirmed
>>69368555
I thought that was going to happen
>>69368342
Thats the official map of westores. Are you saying GRRM doesn't follow/know about his own map? I was calling you retard as an insult so far but i am starting to think you might be actually a retard
>heading to 4th episode
>still no CIA
>still no Stannis
>>69368562
>In the books the Martells receive a skull the size of a cows, picked clean.
I'd be thinking it's a fucking ruse and not his real head they sent. Much easier to find someone or something else with a big head than to find a dude the size of Gregor out of nowhere.
>>69368575
>Kevan and Mace Tyrell DO know
The fact only two people know is still retarded. Mountain disappears, dude his same size appears out of fucking nowhere, it's the same fucking dude obviously.
>>69368275
What the fuck are you talking about? For all the Freys know, Littlefinger is acting in the interests of the Crown. The Freys wouldn't give a single fuck about a Vale army heading north.
>the show has steadily gone to absolute shit
>George biding his time letting people become more and more let down
I can't wait for Winds of Winter later this year. It's going to be a masterpiece compared to this shitshow. He's going to upstage the fuck out of the show.
>>69368555
I would have preferred that exponentially. I wouldn't have seen it coming, would be in line with Roose's character: psychopathic yet pragmatic, with a son he no longer needs Ramsay. "You'll always be my first born" and then killing him would be a pretty bad ass villain scene. Would also give us a less edgier, less over the top final boss.
Would have been far better actually.
>>69368507
>>69368474
>The extra
???
>>69368630
I really don't get why Marg and Loras don't just confess. Their sins are comparatively light, I'm sure with some praying and some minor penance he'd let them go
then again homosexuality isn't even a sin in the books and Marg is in prison for allegedly fucking behind the King's back so who the fuck knows
>>69368277
MODS HELP
*toots*
>>69368643
CIA is in episode 4. Check previews.
>>69368647
They do think its a ruse, but the sheep of Kings Landing believe it to be true, as they saw Gregor be poisoned, and heard of his death.
at least we can all agree that robert the mountain strong gregore is better without the rainbow feather in his helm
>>69368474
>Umbers in the ideal position to wreck Ramsay's ass when they show their true colors.
>still thinks they are traitors
>>69368662
I'm hoping that's what happens in the books. Roose is the better character, actor, everything.
Ramsay might be a nice meme, but he definitely needs to be removed from the series now.
>>69368705
now you're just memeing
>>69368680
Loras never is touched by the Sparrows, he's either super dead in Dragonstone or pretending to be dying in Dragonstone
>>69368332
I am pretty sure that besieging the Sept of Baelor would cause a rebellion or four.
>>69368661
>he thinks it will be release this year
>>69368680
marg is there because she lied to the HS
>>69368275
Are you retarded?
Riverrun is on the north end of the Red Fork and The Twins are on the Green Fork. The Twins are necessary to maintain a supply of troops and equipment and information as efficiently as possible. When coming down the King's Road and trying to get to the Westerlands through the Riverlands it is necessary unless you want to go all the way around the Green Fork entirely which would mean traversing the Swamps of the Neck. That is literally why it is called the Green Fork, because it is murky with moss from the swamps that feed into it.
Did Dayne stick Dawn in the ground to make it a fair fight?
If so, why does Dayne carry 3 swords?
>>69368643
CIA is introducing his masterplan next episode. Get Hype
ToJ in the books
>He dreamt an old dream
>of three knights in white cloaks, and a tower long fallen,
>and Lyanna in her bed of blood.
>In the dream his friends rode with him, as they had in life.
>Proud Martyn Cassel, Jory’s father;
>faithful Theo Wull;
>Ethan Glover, who had been Brandon’s squire;
>Ser Mark Ryswell, soft of speech and gentle of heart;
>the crannogman, Howland Reed;
>Lord Dustin on his great red stallion.
>Ned had known their faces as well as he knew his own once,
>but the years leech at a man’s memories, even those he has vowed never to forget.
>In the dream they were only shadows, grey wraiths on horses made of mist.
>They were seven, facing three. In the dream as it had been in life.
>Yet these were no ordinary three.
>They waited before the round tower,
>the red mountains of Dorne at their backs, their white cloaks blowing in the wind.
>And these were no shadows; their faces burned clear, even now.
>Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, had a sad smile on his lips.
>The hilt of the greatsword Dawn poked up over his right shoulder.
>Ser Oswell Whent was on one knee, sharpening his blade with a whetstone.
>Across his white-enameled helm, the black bat of his House spread its wings.
>Between them stood fierce old Ser Gerold Hightower,
>the White Bull, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
>"I looked for you on the Trident," Ned said to them.
>"We were not there," Ser Gerold answered.
>"Woe to the Usurper if we had been," said Ser Oswell.
>"When King’s Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword,
>and I wondered where you were."
>"Far away," Ser Gerold said,
>"or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells."
>"I came down on Storm’s End to lift the siege," Ned told them...
>"and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners,
>and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty.
>I was certain you would be among them."
>>69368635
Not, him, but
>Are you saying GRRM doesn't follow/know about his own map?
That's entirely plausible. GRRM has stated himself that he relies on fansites to keep all his shit straight because he forgets stuff.
>>69368705
I'm sure half of you people will still be saying this even if the show proves the Umbers are really behind Ramsay all the way
>>69368756
http://www.parentherald.com/articles/42160/20160509/winds-winter-release-date-news-update-george-rr-martin-works.htm
let go of your crippling cynicism
>>69368756
>he thinks it will release at all
>>69368777
Let it go.
>>69368662
As good as that is the whole reason Roose hadn't killed him yet was because he didn't want to be a kinslayer.
>>69368756
>He thinks it's going to be released ever
Well, I guess it will be finished by another writer once Geroge dies. Unless he specifically requests in his will that no one is to complete it. Would be pretty funny albeit disappointing.
>>69368043
Nope
>>69368777
cont
>"Our knees do not bend easily," said Ser Arthur Dayne.
>"Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys.
>I thought you might have sailed with him."
>"Ser Willem is a good man and true," said Ser Oswell.
>"But not of the Kingsguard," Ser Gerold pointed out.
>"The Kingsguard does not flee."
>"Then or now," said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm.
>"We swore a vow," explained old Ser Gerold.
>Ned’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand.
>They were seven against three.
>“And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne,
>the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands.
>The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>"No," Ned said with sadness in his voice.
>"Now it ends."
>As they came together in a rush of steel and shadow, he could hear Lyanna screaming.
>"Eddard!" she called.
>A storm of rose petals blew across a blood-streaked sky,
>as blue as the eyes of death.
>"Lord Eddard," Lyanna called out again.
>"I promise," he whispered. "Lya, I promise"
what do you think /got/ did D&d do it justice?
>>69368789
about minor stuff. Not about something as major as Robbs march or War of the five kings.
>>69368758
In the show, yes. In the books, she's there because Cersei comes up with this whole elaborate scheme to frame her fucking behind Tommen's back.
My point is that Marg's sin is so minor it's dumb she was imprisoned in the first place and all it would take to get her out would be some praying with the High Sparrow
>>69368748
I know, jesus. I'm saying that he isn't imprisoned in the books, DnD just wanted to say RELIGION BAD CUZ THEY HATE GAYS
>>69368756
>He thinks it will be released at all
Why is there so much autism in these threads? Why do you pretend the show is bad? Why do you pretend books 4 and 5 weren't utter shit and DnD are doing a decent job of streamlining this shit?
>>69368577
There's absolutely no reason Brienne would not have killed the man that killed her king with dark magic.
>>69368810
Every day, websites update their 'TWOW release date" articles, so people will click on it and give them views. Read the article you just linked
>Release date is in the dark
>no news from Martin
They are just making shit up
>>69368861
It's not over yet. What D&D did can still be saved if the remainder is done in the right way. Either way, it won't compare as well to the novel, as that part was written great.
>>69368846
Is it? I thought he was keeping him on the backburner because he just couldn't produce a legitimate male heir.
>>69368863
Margs "sin" is infedelity, and even worse, to the King.
Marg is supposed to still be a maiden, never bedded, as Tommen is only like 8 years old.
>>69368577
>vague references
Roose: Stannis is dead, who killed him?
>>69368643
CIA is coming next episode and he's bringing friends.
>>69368861
It could have been better in many ways, but it was nowhere near as bad as people are trying to make it seem. The dialog from the book, while good, doesn't translate well to the tv format. I can even see why they merged Gerold and Whent into one person, though I wish he would have looked more like the former.
The real shame is them not deciding to use Dawn. Even keeping the pretty silly dual wielding and making Dawn a longsword would have still been a decent nod to the book readers while not requiring any exposition on the shows part for the show-only viewers..
>>69368904
Books 4 and 5 are fine; we just assumed it was going to be a rollercoaster of action like ASOS. There were great scenes in 4 and 5, we just don't appreciate it on the first read.
The only stupid shit that happened in books 4 and 5 were: some Brienne chapters and Quentyn.
>>69368939
I know, jesus you keep missing my point. I'm saying Marg's imprisonment doesn't make sense in the show because they changed her sin from adultery against the King to just lying to protect her brother.
If she confessed the Sparrow would almost certainly let her go with a slap on the wrist, and if Loras did the same I can't imagine he'd do much to him either. the High Sparrow doesn't seem needlessly cruel
>>69368661
George saw this coming, he's "doubled his efforts" canceling interviews and conventions
>>69368904
Books 4 and 5 were shit for the most part, I agree. 5 was shit because of fucking Dany, and Dany alone. She's the worst character for a reason.
That being said, both books had some superb parts. Davos' in Dance (the Manderly stuff) was fantastic. Brienne and Jaime were great. Tyrion is fucking overdone, but not as bad as Dany, simply because the stuff with Jorah and fake Aegon are intersting. Jon was great in Dance. Reek was one of the best POV's in the series.
>>69368984
Correct me if im wrong, but does the Book ever say he actually used Dawn at the Tower of Joy?
Dont get me wrong, I think its silly Dayne is carrying 3 Swords on him.
>>69368803
>>69368741
But where's the advantage in getting Ramsays trust when you intend to start the battle on the opposing side anyway rather then catching him off guard from the rear?
>>69367643
>1. Had sex with a wildingling
Oath doesn't forbid sex. It forbids marrying or fathering children, neither of which he did.
>2.ran away from castle black
An attempt to break his oath, but his friends brought him back, and he was informed that this is a far from unprecidented situation.
>3. Lets 800k wildshits in that he was guarding against
already covered by
>>69367697
>4. Decided he didn't have to be lord commander any more
His watch ends when he dies. It is specifically stated that way in the Oath.
>>69368914
Is it a Kingsguard's job to be an executioner? He was a fallen man on the battlefield.
>>69368984
>The real shame is them not deciding to use Dawn. Even keeping the pretty silly dual wielding and making Dawn a longsword would have still been a decent nod to the book readers while not requiring any exposition on the shows part for the show-only viewers..
Except Dawn is literally in the show, retard, they just don't draw attention to it because there's no reason to. Having him wield two swords is a way to visually show he's exceptionally skilled then going into a useless exposition bit that autistically describes Dawn and why it's so special
>>69368998
well If Marg confesses her sin that would mean loras is guilty and we dont really know what the punishment for sodomy is.
>>69368998
Lying under oath is a huge crime even in todays justice.
>>69369020
>George saw this coming, he's "doubled his efforts"
So he's gone from writing nothing to something?
Wow.
>>69368861
*farts*
>>69368914
When he said "Do your duty", I thought that would have reminded her that her duty, first and foremost, is to protect the surviving Stark children, particularly Sansa. I honestly thought that she just struck the tree in anger or something and let him live, which is why we see her in the first episode of this season with a pristine Oathkeeper, not a drop of blood on it when she attacks the Boltons.
These hopes were shattered of course when I learned that Dillane has been talking mad shit about the show. If he really was alive, I doubt that Dungeons and Dragons would allow him to shit-talk them and the show like that.
>>69369026
You know, I think it's more just sort of implied, given that wielding Dawn in battle is sort of the Sword of the Morning's job (and privilege).
>>69369020
>doubling 0 effort = ????
>>69369026
Yes, someone greentexted it here. Scroll up.
>3 swords
Stabbed one in ground and then took it out, with his other sword
>>69369041
>Not a two-handed greatsword
>Not shining like milkglass
>Not aesthetically different from any other regular steel sword
>IT HAS A SUN ON IT
>DAWN CONFIRMED
>>69369026
>he unsheathed Dawn
Yeah he definitely uses it
>Dayne gets ganked 4 on 1
>Duel weilding while carrying 3 swords on his person
>Still manages to shit all over 3 of them
>Backstabbed by a manlet
D&D play Dark Souls right?
>>69369083
Source
>>69368941
Roose wos a kunnt. He was also stupid enough to take CIA's bait and trust Ramsay. It would make sense for him to fall for Stannis ruse while the one true king is off to take Deepwood Motte from the ironshits.
>>69369140
On which part?
>>69368810
>this month
Top fuckimg kek
>>69369118
Oh okay, carry on.
I didnt read that long ass post.
Honestly, does anything shock you anymore in this show? There was a shock/plottwist every episode for the past 4-5 episodes. Nothing can surprise me at this point.
If the spoilers for the season are true, then there's literally nothing interesting exceptDaario is the Harpy. That truly would surprise me
>>69369163
Dilaine talking shit
>>69369083
If he did, that's some supreme elder god level trolling and misdirection. Way better than Kit's "Im dead I swear!" take on it.
>>69369179
It was huge /got/ like a month ago
http://winteriscoming.net/2016/03/16/stephen-dillane-stannis-admits-he-didnt-enjoy-game-of-thrones/
>>69369041
I understand that A version of Dawn is in the show, but it is nothing like how it is described in the books. They could make a pale, even pure white sword prop to use if they wanted to.
The wouldn't even need to change the dual wielding (which is an effective way of communicating to the casual viewer that this person is supposed to be exceptional) or go into the story of it at all.
Bran and Bloodraven were already hyping up Dayne, I'm sure the normal viewer could accept easily that the greatest swordsman has a special snowflake sword. After all, special swords are ingrained in western culture, even if the common man never reads any arthurian legends or the like.
>>69369113
>Has a sun on it
>Fits the Valyrian steel aesthetic established on the show (I know it isn't valyrian steel but it's described as visually being indistinguishable)
It IS Dawn, it just isn't the same as its described in the books
>>69369175
maybe killing some one with plot armor? Or stop killing good characters without it?
>>69367674
He looks like a stereotypical art school dramafag
>>69368984
>Even keeping the pretty silly dual wielding and making Dawn a longsword would have still been a decent nod to the book readers
They did.
They made it look different cause presumably painting it white would look like shit on camera and keep getting fucked with every take
>>69369083
You know, there was evidence that Brienne spared him and you highlight it
>Brienne's job is to save the girls
>She abandons the lookout to find Stannis, missing the candle
>Stannis reminds her to do her job (not consciously of course)
>Thus, she foregoes revenge to hunt down Sansa
This is acceptable writing. Better than:
>She chooses revenge over saving Sansa and STILL has the plot armor to do both. FUCK
>>69368904
>pretend the show is bad
>DABID BAD PUSSY DABID
>lel I drink and I meme
>u haev no cogg XDDD
>*farts*
>TINY PECKER
>>69369229
I liked Dawn in the show, if ValSteel did a run of it I'd be really torn between that and Ice
>>69369216
The fact Dawn was even in the show surprised me, since there was literally only 2 Kingsgaurd.
>>69369229
To be pedantic, Dawn in the books is actually described visually as being nothing like Valyrian steel yet having the same properties of incredible durability and sharpness.
>>69368933
One leads to the other.
>>69369268
>le humor is bad meme
>>69369179
>>69369180
I suppose I misspoke when I said that he was talking shit. He does say that he only did it for a paycheck, doesn't actually watch the show because its not his taste, and admits that he got no real personal satisfaction from it. But he also praises it later in the interview I guess.
Just the vibe I got for it heavily implied that he was finished with the series.
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-03-16/stephen-dillane-on-playing-stannis-baratheon-in-game-of-thrones-money-is-the-main-thing-i-got-out-of-it
>>69368985
>Books 4 and 5 are fine
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>The only stupid shit that happened in books 4 and 5 were: some Brienne chapters
Holy shit tastes, Batman! Brienne chapters were great.
>>69369175
Would it? Honestly he seems like the most likely candidate. If it was Missandei or Varys or Bran it would surprise me.
http://www.georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/
http://www.georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/
Arianne chapter that he's read at some cons is now on his website.
anyone has a webm of the ToJ fight?
>>69368499
>CIA wants to take Vale knights to the north
>Royce objects
>Robyn makes him fly
>he didn't fly so good
>CIA: Now I'm Bronze Finger.
>>69369294
This famalamilia
>>69369268
Tormund dick jokes are fine in my book, as that's literally his character. Tyrion takes it too far, even though Dinklage does the acting part of it well enough. I might not like neo-Tyrion, but Dinklage does fine I think.To think I was hyped about him and Varys working together... I loved their interactions in the second book. Too bad it'll neve rhappen again
>>69369265
Except part of her condition before making a vow to Catelyn would be that her orders wouldn't stop her from getting revenge for Renly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El4WE5PAFGs
Starting at 2:05. And even before at 1:08 she also says she swore a vow.
>>69369335
>Arianne
Literally WHO likes this character?
>>69369335
>Releasing chapters here and there
I've got a wild idea. Finish all the fucking chapters and then release them together in a book.
>>69369335
no one care's about the hack's writing at this stage
>>69369278
I am so torn for spending money on Oathkeeper, their version looks so sexy
>>69369083
>>69369038
It's her duty to protect her king, (which is all stannis knows, why the fuck would he know about the stark girls) and i'd say avenging your kings death falls under the blanket of "duty"
this is just grasping at straws, people have turned this in to a fucking #pickyourside #teamedward fuckfest
>>69369294
Show audiences know about valyrian steel and know about its aesthetic. if tye introduced a pale white sword all of a sudden, how would the viewers know if the sword is good or bad ?
>>69369413
I thought she was okay. Ambitious and had a plan with motives beyond revenge that didn't involve killing the family of that she was avenging. She was a thousand times better than show Ellaria Sand.
>>69369333
Brienne's first few chapters were her doing nothing, and the reader knew she was going the wrong way. Nimble Dick improved it slightly, Tarly had barely a page of interactions, etc. So there you go: first 2-3 chapters are crap.
The books had great character interactions. Every Jaime, Cersei chapter were grand.
>>69369268
>Bad Pussy
>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.
>*farts*
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
>I drink and I meme
>I honestly would prefer depressed and drunk and mopey tyrion WHERE DO WHORES GO over and over again
>u haev no cogg XDDD
>implying Varys isn't mocked for his lack of manhood in the books too
>TINY PECKER
>implying Tormund isn't a giant walking dick joke who regularly talks about how he fucked a bear once
Fuck off, nigger, you're just mad the show is more popular than the books and you think liking the less popular work on principle makes you a more substantial person above the normie masses so you get autistic over anything the show does
>>69369334
Yea, not sure why, I just couldn't see what he would gain from being the Harpy. I know it would never be Hizdar though.
Martin once mentioned that D&D killed someone off who still had a role to play. Maybe it's Hizadr.
>>69369400
Ah, well, you ruined my theory I guess. But I've long since accepted Stannis' death.
>>69369413
She was fine overall I guess, her alliance with Young Griff should be good though. And she did cause Mycella to get hurt, so that's cool.
>>69368210
Get paid puppers
>>69369444
Nice trips.
Answering your question accurately would require surveys at the very least, so anything I say is complete conjecture.
However, ever since the legend of Excalibur, special swords have been a common cultural thing in the West. If a sword is visually distinctive to a great degree, I would imagine even your average viewer would come to the conclusion that it was a special sword, especially if it is being wielded by someone who is stated to be the best fighter alive.
>>69369447
Books 4 and 5 drag their feet. That's the overall problem with them. Not necessarily how many bad character chapters there are. But the fact that, every chapter happens so closely in succession to the previous. Time hardly moves. It takes forever to execute any plan.
>>69368277
Get paid puppers
>>69369229
Well in any case they might as well have not resorted to half-measures of making it KIND OF like Dawn. They might as well have just had him wielding two general swords instead of half-assing it. If they didn't want to give us Dawn, I can move past that, I do have a problem with the fact that they knew what book fans wanted to see, knew that it would confuse show-watchers and tried to compromise. But that compromise only really served to highlight the lack of Dawn as readers have come to know and love it. You don't have a lightsaber be a wooden stick and tell me its the same. Does it have any actual impact on the plot? No. But it was fucking cool and imaginative and disappointing not to get it
>>69369671
I agree. It did drag.
>>69368275
Oh my sweet, summer child...
Here's a map with more roads for your poor little autist eyes
>>69368567
wtf there's a brain in this thread
>>69368662
I... agree
>>69367973
God, that's a really bad cgi job. I know she was pregnant at the time, so they had to use a body double, but I wish they tried a little harder making the skin tone and texture match.
>>69368843
do not deny the trips
>>69369083
the same as when Kit Harrington kept saying "I just play a body. Jon Snow is dead."
Stephen Dillane is just like Stannis irl so his way of doing that is just saying "I didn't enjoy it, but I enjoyed the paycheck.'
>>69368474
That could be a flayed man crest, and not broken chains.
>>69370374
Bolton banners don't have a red backdrop.
>>69369020
more like doubling the amount he eats
>>69368810
>george was originally supposed to release "A Dance with Dragons" in 2005
>promised to release it by the end of 2006
>promised to release it by the end of 2007
>promised to release it by the end of 2008
>promised to release it by the end of 2009
>promised to release it by the end of 2010
>finally released 2011
>"Winds of Winter will be released by 2016"
>you're an idiot for not thinking he will release it by 2016
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