>Drake Sather wrote Zoolander with his friend Ben Stiller
>Drake originally wrote the part of Derek Zoolander for himself
>studio wanted Ben Stiller to play Derek but still allowed Drake to audition for the part. He was rejected and wasn't chosen for any other roles
>Drake was paid 500k for the script. Ben was paid 2.5 million and was subsequently paid 10 million in 2004 for Meet The Fockers
>Drake Sather killed himself in 2004
Derek Zoolander came from a SNL sketch in the mid 90's were Ben played a retarded model
I don't know were you're getting this shit from
>>69268504
which Drake Sather wrote you dummy
Ben Stiller steals a lot of his material. But Zoolander is a great film.
>>69268504
https://twitter.com/redhourben/status/693904857741312000
>>69268504
Drake Sather was a staff writer on SNL.
>At the age of 23, Jordan Reid had spent a year developing and co-starring in one of the most storied television pilots in recent history. The original It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode was shot guerrilla style in her apartment for an estimated $85 and picked up by FX. Reid starred as the first Sweet Dee, next to her boyfriend and Sunny creator Rob McElhenney, and friends Glenn Howerton and Charlie Day. A rare Hollywood success story -- until Reid broke up with McElhenney and she was promptly forced out of the series altogether.
>As she tells the story, after FX agreed to shoot "a real pilot for the show," the four main actors called an impromptu meeting in a production trailer to ensure that everyone was on the same page when it came to the possibility of the network wanting to replace any of the original actors: "Together, we four agreed that they took all of us...or none of us. We were in this thing together -- had been for over a year now -- and we simply wouldn't allow them to split us up."
>Around that same, Reid's relationship with Rob began to fall apart and the three guys (Rob, Glenn and Charlie) were made executive producers. Assuming that it was because "FX felt like a cigar-smoking, whiskey-drinking old boys' club," Reid decided not to say anything because she was young and intimidated by the network. As her relationship continued to crumble, she was told by Rob, "in no uncertain terms that if I did not stay in the relationship, I would be off the show." Choosing to chalk the statement up to hurt feelings, Reid believed that she could not possibly be fired since she spent a year working on the show and had "been so instrumental in its success."
>A few months later, she was told by her agent and manager that the network decided to drop her for being "too pretty." Reid received "a small payout," and Kaitlin Olson was recast as Sweet Dee who went on to marry McElhenney last year.
Where does the fact that Zoolander is a complete ripoff of Bret Easton Ellis' Glamorama to the extent that they had to pay him millions in an out of court settlement factor into this?
>>69268697
She was an actress who contributed virtually nothing to the direction and writing of the show. She could be replaced with no damage whatsoever to the show's quality, and that's exactly what happened
If she was an actual creator or even an original writer for the show I might feel bad, but this isn't sad or unjust in any particular way
>>69268920
It sounds like she contributed just as much as the other three. Where are you getting your info?
bump for more
>>69268920
She contributed an apartment!
>>69269097
Oh wow amazing, what a thespian
>>69268920
Doesn't matter how integral to the shit she was, the fact that she contributed anything and was there at the beginning means she's entitled to equal status.
Fucking sexist shitlords, if she were a guy you'd be up in arms.
>>69268460
>Drake Sather
Drake Sather (May 24, 1959 – March 3, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian and Emmy nominated television writer. His credits include Zoolander, Saturday Night Live, Dennis Miller Show, Ed and NewsRadio.
Sather was born in Seattle, Washington. He was nominated for an Emmy Award for his work on The Larry Sanders Show. Sather wrote for Saturday Night Live during the 1994-1995 season. His last credit was an unsold pilot of a television remake of Mr. Ed for which he was also an executive producer.
Sather died of a gunshot wound to the head on March 3, 2004. His death was ruled a suicide.[1] He had four children with his second wife.
While it's easy to blame this on Stiller, look at this guy. He wrote for Newsradio, which went downhill whenoneofthe head starts was killed in a murder suicide jumpstarted by another (dave can't go to canada, because he owes so much money in child support from it). He wrote for Ed, also cancelled, some of the worst years of SNL, had four children and two wives
he wasnominated for an awward he never won
>>69269052
She has no writing credits on her IMDb page and as far as I can see was just a face who it was convenient to film for the time being. McElhenney and Howerton wrote the original short film, not her, McElhenney, Howerton, and Day shot it, not her, and McElhenney, Howerton, and Day were responsible for every laugh that show gave me, not her.
She's owed virtually nothing. Simply being there while the show was created doesn't entitle her to success
I just google image searched drake sather, is this was the Blue Steel was really suppose to be like?
>>69268697
>"too pretty."
Sounds like Hollywood slang for being ugly as sin.
>>69268697
>>69268697
>giving an absolute shit about mediocre shows like "it's always sunny"
pls pleb
The original girl who was cast as Danearys wouldn't do nudity and was dropped for Emilia Clarke who did do nudity. Now Emilia won't do nudity lmao
>>69269297
>She's owed virtually nothing. Simply being there while the show was created doesn't entitle her to success
>>69269465
Source?
>>69269465
Emilia knew she could show some skin, be kept as Danearys once everyone liked her then say "nope no more tits"
Good for her desu
>>69269465
I wouldn't really want to see it desu senpai. Her acting makes her so unappealing.
>>69268460
He only got $500,000??? My god what a fucking travesty!!!
>>69269557
Considering how much money the movie brought in it kind of is.
>>69268460
>>studio wanted Ben Stiller to play Derek but still allowed Drake to audition for the part. He was rejected and wasn't chosen for any other roles
Source?
>on January 12, 2014 actor Jonah Hill was preparing for a role based on Marlon Brando's time on the set of Apocalypse Now
>He ordered two footlong sandwiches from a Subway in Los Angeles to begin bulking when his agent informed him in a voicemail the part had gone to James Corden
>Although the call came in time for him to give the other footlong to his girlfriend, a papparazi's photograph of him leaving with the sandwiches causes a viral sensation that negatively chastised his body image until this very day...
>>69268697
It sounds like she was there because she's the gf, then when she broke up with Rob, they realized she didn't actually contribute.
>>69269501
TFW Jordan Reid will never gratefully hug you against her chest.
>>69268839
came to post this
>>69269628
AM I FITTING IN YET?
>>69269465
I thought she was naked in the first episode. i guess that was a double.
>>69269712
anon reading comprehension
>>69268697
Oh wow, a woman did absolutely nothing and then wanted to take credit because the creator stopped fucking her
>>69269606
Not really. $500,000 is more in one payment than we'll get in our entire lives. If you kill yourself because "I didn't get tens of millions of dollars :(", you're entitled bourgeois trash.
>>69269738
oh.
I forget his name but the guy that the character George Costanza was written for didn't want to be on the show because he didn't think it would be a success. he talks about it on Marc Maron's podcast. he sounds really sad about it lol
>>69269606
>Considering how much money the movie brought in
It wasn't really a spectacular success, unsurprising because it was a comedy released two weeks after 9/11
It's only become a cult film over the years
>>69269628
How do you bulk up on Subway? A bread sandwich with extra mayo?
>>69269745
It's not about entitlement.
The movie made at least $30 mil in profit. Where do you think that money should go? Do you think it makes more sense to give it to the writer or to a bunch of studio execs who creatively played literally no role in creating the movie outside of signing a bunch of papers?
>>69269923
>Do you think it makes more sense to give it to the writer or to a bunch of studio execs who creatively played literally no role in creating the movie outside of signing a bunch of papers?
Are you by any chance part of a secret Hollywood communist ring?
>>69269923
It absolutely is entitlement to think life isn't worth living because you only got $500,000.
>>69269923
Into the coffer of the production studio/distributor so they can continue to expand and produce more films.
>>69269903
It got a sequel almost 15 years later. I feel unless the dude specified in his suicide letter that Zoolander was the cause, we can assume he was just another depressed comedian.
>>69269872
Link?
Drake was way better looking than Ben. fucking Jerry Stiller pulling the strings
>>69270005
It's not entitlement to be paid money that was gained through your work. The proportion of profits that you deserve doesn't change just because more money is being brought in.
>>69270176
It's possible. Ben didn't get a successful vehicle until Fockers or Something About Mary. Whichever came first.
>>69270005
half a mill is not going to get you skinny super model chicks, long term anyway
>>69270135
Jake Johansen
>Born in 1959 in the Seattle suburbs, Sather moved to Los Angeles in the 1980s and, known for his wickedly subversive sense of humor, quickly rose in the stand-up scene. He was tall, handsome, and Stiller says "the coolest of the group" of comedians that also included Judd Apatow and Andy Dick.
Wow he must have been a real cool guy
Was Sather Jewish?
>waaah they got millions and i only got HALF a million
>woe is meeeeee its not faaaaair I sold my script for such a shit deal and got screwed waaaaaaah
Glad he's dead if that's the reason. What a whiny faggot.
>>69270879
Everyone is Jewish
is Hollywood Babylon worth watching?
>>69270440
Ty anon, much appreciated
>>69271044
I'm not.
>>69271145
Nice try, Chaim.
>>69269297
I'm sure if it would have been a guy under the fuck oath they all took
>Together, we four agreed that they took all of us...or none of us. We were in this thing together
you would have been on the guys side, but since its a chick, you go into misogynist mode like all the other mid-20s virgins on /tv/ and say she shouldn't get shit.
>>69271462
If it were a guy, I'd have believed that there was an oath.
But it's a woman's word we have to believe in.
There is an urban legend that David Letterman, Jay Leno, and some other dude got drunk in a parking lot and agreed that whoever made it big would help out the other 2. Letterman and Leno made it and the other guy is bitter about it. Ari Shaffir talks about it
>>69271617
If you think this is true you don't know jack shit about Letterman and Leno's relationship
>>69271742
really faggot and you do this was in the 60s when they were both nobodys . before any of the other shit happened
>His last credit was an unsold pilot of a television remake of Mr. Ed
lol
>He had 4 kids
lol
nice shot dragon boi
>>69271044
Everyone *funny is Jewish
>>69271761
Stop using words you don't know the meaning of.
>>69268460
If I got paid 500k for anything I'd appreciate my golden ticket, invest, and live comfortably for the rest of my life.
>>69272190
Not even the same poster. I can just spot underages based on the use of buzzwords that hold no meaning.
>>69272460
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/1361849701368.jpg/
Why do you still play video games if you claim to be over 18?
>>69268697
>As her relationship continued to crumble, she was told by Rob, "in no uncertain terms that if I did not stay in the relationship, I would be off the show."
Translation: in a moment of anger her actually creative boyfriend called out the elephant in the room and told her directly that she wasn't valuable or really part of the original creative team. She had only got as far as she had because she was his girlfriend and no one wanted to create a wedge in the group by attacking and excluding his, Rob's, girl, but when they break up no one will need to do that anymore and her gravy train will be gone - so she should try to put a little more effort into the relationship if for no one else's sake but her own.
>>69270406
It's on par for what writers usually make for scripts.
>>69272534
Now this is legitimate autism on multiple levels.
>>69272827
>video game cuck ashamed of himself
Every time
>>69272534
Hahaha holy shit kill yourself.
>>69272906
cuck
would you rather never make it or almost make it
>>69272876
You've been getting BTFO this whole thread by multiple people. It's time to save face and stop responding, chap.
>>69272963
Define almost
>>69272534
le epin anonmouse hackir
>>69272534
>using archives to follow anon's posting history
>>69272534
>>69272876
>>69272951
Don't listen to >>69272966 you're in too deep, just keep going. I believe in you, anon.
ITT:cucks
>>69273011
RIP in peace, Bob
>>69272827
>>69272906
Same person desu
>>69272534
>https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/1361849701368.jpg/
Real talk this is pretty funny. Now I'm just searching for filenames of my own reaction images and seeing ancient posts of mine. Fun times.
Is /tv/ always this cancerous and underage?
>>69271617
There is a movie called the Night Shift you may want to watch. It doesn't allude to a third guy, but it does show the seedy shit that went down during the late night wars. Letterman vs. Leno not Leno vs. O'brien.
>>69271688
Jack?
>Judith Eva Barsi made her entrance into this world on June 6, 1978.A star was born.This talented little girl began her television career early at the age of 5 when she was discovered at a skating rink.
>Judith’s career continued forward even after her death.She starred doing voiceovers for The Land Before Time as Ducky and All Dogs Go To Heaven as Anne-Marie, both movies were released after her murder.Don Bluth has said that he was intending to use her in his future films, but sadly he never got that chance. Despite only a handful of movie appearances, Judith left her mark.Any child who grew up watching The Land Before Time can hear “Yep! Yep! Yep!”.
>Judith began to put on weight and her behaviour became very disturbing.Judith began plucking out all of her eyelashes and even pulled out all of her cat’s whiskers.After Judith broke down in front of her agent during a singing audition for All Dogs Go To Heaven, Maria brought her to a child psychologist.The psychologist quickly identified severe physical and emotional abuse as well as stating that Judith was very verbal about the ongoing abuse, and reported her findings to CPS.
>On July 25, 1988, his father Jozsef walked into Judith’s room and shot her in the head as she slept. He then shot his wife Maria as she stood in the hallway.
>Jozsef spent the next couple of days wandering around the house with his wife and daughter’s bodies left where he had killed them.He spoke with Judith’s agent during this time and stated that he intended to move out for good, and he just wanted time “to say goodbye to my little girl”.He also told the agent that a car had taken his wife and daughter away.After the conversation, Jozsef doused Judith and Maria’s bodies with gasoline and attempted to set them on fire.He then went into the garage and shot himself in the head with the same.32 caliber pistol he used to murder his daughter and wife.
>this is humanity on jewish values
>>69272534
mad as fuck. did your mother never love you?
>>69269923
Well maybe he should have demanded more initially, or set a clause to gain a percentage of the profits.
The execs are paid as much as they are because it's their money they are risking. It's their money that was used to create the movie in the first place.
The writer gets paid regardless of whether the movie flops or hits a home run. If the movie flops, it's the execs who loose money.
You're an idiot who doesn't understand the basics of how a movie is made.
>>69273924
Samefagging won't keep you away from video games for long, you need a concentrated effort to grow up mentally.
>>69271462
If she was that important to the shows creation, they wouldn't have ditched her when a rift was caused between her and the other guys breakup. It's that simple.
>an oath
What are you, 12?
>>69273944
For a guy to kill himself over Zoolander is grade A retarded nonetheless.
>>69269745
You think you're going to earn less than 500k total in your lifetime?
Do you work at McDonald's?
bum
>>69268595
Zoolander was fucking shit mate
>>69271111
FATTY ARBUCKLE RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1921
>>69272827
>>69272906
>>69273008
>>69273011
>>69273924
The /v/ infestation is real.
>>69269397
She looked like a bird
>>69268460
>Drake Sather got 500k for a shitty screen play
>he killed himself BECAUSE 500K IS NOT ALOT?
FUCKING GOOD
GLAD HE DIED
>>69269196
That'd require women writing a funny comedy
It's also worth noting Zoolander was not a success at release. It was only in the home video market, years later, that it kinda became successful. At the time he committed suicide, Drake would have fairly happy he avoided starring in a dud.
>>69269916
Having worked there, the sandwiches can get really high in calorie. My 6" veggie with no mayo is 500 cals if you go by the ingredients. Mostly due to bread and cheese.
Their bread is filled with salt too. Like, a shit ton.
>>69268697
>Reid believed that she could not possibly be fired since she spent a year working on the show and had "been so instrumental in its success
i like how it's not clear what she actually did for the show
>>69276718
What is "Alot"?
>>69269916
>he doesn't get a lettuce wrap with 4 lbs of grilled chicken
>>69268697
>..and Kailtlin Olson was recast as Sweet Dee who went on to Marry Mcelhenny last year and also the show became wildly popular and would go on for 12+ seasons and into syndication and not a single fuck was given about some Yoko Ono bitch from 2003
>>69274064
>e-everyone is samefagging! s-stop bullying me, /v/!
>>69269052
I, for one, certainly wonder what every episode would have been like had she been allowed to contribute.
>>69276350
Fatty was innocent, yo
>>69268460
WTF i hate ben stiller now
>>69269745
>$500,000 is more in one payment than we'll get in our entire lives
>we'll
>implying I won't make 500k a year at Wendy's with my degree in saucing
>implying you won't make 50k a year as your job as a lowly CFO
>>69270291
>Whichever came first
Are you fucking 10? Ben Stiller was famous before either movie came out. Do you even know who his parents are?
>>69273282
>night shift
Late Shift
>>69277752
>in one payment
>>69273227
Great idea. Now I have hours of entertainment for myself.
>>69277918
>implying my dad didn't win the lotto
>you think I'm joking but this actually happened
>>69269527
>Good for her desu
Actress/actors who don't do nude scenes aren't as serious about their art as ones that will.
>>69271111
I don't want to be that guy but
spoiler witnessed unspoiler
>>69269465
If only more actresses had been willing. I think I could tolerate Dany scenes if the actress was at least competent. Emilia Clarke has to be one of the most carried actors in history, lending all of her success to the character she's playing and none to her skill.
>>69273669
This depresses the fuck out of me everytime.
>>69268697
She's married to someone in the Harlem Shakes, can't feel too bad for her
>>69268697
The replies to this post are soooo typical virgin rage lmao
This website is so funny!!
>>69268697
I am just wondering what is up with that jumper she is wearing. Why is there a zipper there?
tl;dr
supposed to bawww for some faggot millionaire who was snorting coke off hookers?
>ONLY 500k
nigger nobody in this thread is ever going to have 500k saved up in the entire lives
if you feel the need to kill yourself when you're a millionaire, you literally have no one to fault but yourself and your own demons, because you are literally set for life and never have to worry about ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.
>>69278963
>money cures depression
Someone get this guy the Nobel Prize! He did it! He found the cure!
>>69269173
>>69268460
Ashton Kutchers first long time girlfriend was murdered by a serial killer just before he broke into fame. He saw the body through the window and thought she'd gone to sleep and spilt red wine everywhere
>>69269260
How the fuck did Dave Foley not being able to go to Canada "jumpstart" Phil Hartman's wife's murder suicide?
>>69278781
I'm sure the Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton and Rob McElhenney are angry virgins too haha.So are all the reasonable men in your life, including your dad.
>>69273282
>There is a movie called the Night Shift
I saw that. So Leno and Letterman became pimps (or LUUUUUUV Brokers) before they got into the late nite TV biz?
I did not know that.
>>69268839
>out of court settlement
literally means nothing
>>69269916
its all the shit in the bread m8
>>69279256
To make money to pay his ex wife Dave started selling drugs. He sold lots to Phil Hartmans wife and Andy Dick
>>69280802
Then why did John Lovitz punch Andy?
>>69282006
im sure if you met andy you wouldnt have to ask such a question
>>69282145
Well sure. But wasn't it implied that Lovitz was the hero of the evening and punching him in retribution for Phil.
>>69282231
im actually pretty sure the theory was that his wife had been clean for awhile and andy was the one who got her back into drugs/drinking which led to her mental breakdown
>>69268697
>too pretty
kek. looking at her makes my fucking eyes water
>uneven eyes
>overbite
>bad skin
>upper lip is too long
>jaw is too wide
>too skinny
>mouth is too wide
>beaky nose
>>69268504
It wasn't SNL it was the shittty politically correct show with Jeneane Garofalo
>>69282231
Lovitz thought Andy got Phil's wife back into drugs.
Andy in typical Andy Dick fashion later made a joke about Phil's death saying he put "the Phil Hartman hex" on Lovitz.
He later demanded an apology, Andy refused then got his face smashed into a bar.
>>69280802
Dave was still married and making like 40K per episode by the time Hartman died, fuck with your bullshit about Foley selling drugs (back then)
>>69278183
This
Being willing to show your tits doesn't make someone a great actress but refusing to do something that's a requirement of the role simply because you "don't wanna" is amateurish.
TERRORIST (JEWS) WIN
>>69269465
The original Dany looked like a fucking animu elf, and Emilia is THICK. I'd say it worked out fine.
>>69283024
THAT'S NOT REAL THICK!
>Eric Per Sullivan was molested and raped by producers all throughout the production of Malcolm in the Middle.
>No one did anything, and he could say nothing because of the attitude of protection within the Hollywood system.
>He is currently addicted to heroin and refuses to reunite or speak with anyone else from the show.
>>69283479
he and reese were the best parts of the show :(
>""""Only"""" got 500k
>still kills himself
Literally deserved it
>>69283479
>>69283610
That isn't true. Or if it is true, it is not public knowledge.
>>69283837
if you replace eric with the kid from dennis the menace it is
>>69272534
>post history
we're anonymous you faggot, just go to that other website already.
>>69269196
>if she were a guy you'd be up in arms.
Hahahaha nope. It's the other way around, people are up in arms because it was some chick. If it was a dude, nobody would care.
To prove my point, let me ask you who the drummer for The Beatles was when they started out.
(Hint: it wasn't Ringo.)
>>69283934
If you want to be anonymous, don't use the same file over and over.
>>69269501
you sure showed him
This one is unbelievable.
>>69269872
Larry David = George Costanza
sucks the dude killed himself but i have a really hard time feeling bad for anyone who made $500 000 for a writing job
>>69272534
>>69273669
this always gets me
legit depressing
>>69268697
so when did they write up the clause about giving devito blowjobs?
>>69276350
I hate that some people still actually believe this
>>69284179
This is fetish projection
>>69268697
>the circumstances of the show's creation could be an episode of the show
hahahaha
>>69278142
shit good for you
Some poor faggots near me won 500k
They bought a 200k sports car and got drunk and smashed up a pub and had to pay 400k damages, so they sold the car for half it was worth and called it a day
>>69273669
What the fuck
>>69268697
So she was in the pilot but got recast? That shit happens all the time.
>>69272602
I think it's more like, the show relies so heavily on cast chemistry (IC and OOC), since it's entirely about the four mains playing off each other.
so she assumed her contributions would override that, and they didn't. cast chemistry was more important to them for the success of the show, she and rob were no longer compatible, professional relationship ended with their romantic one
>>69268460
>Rumors circulated around the set as to the disappearance of numerous girls whose ages ranged from 9 to 11. In an unrelated story, lead actor Ben Affleck gave the cast and crew an impromptu lecture on the dangers of apostasy and justified honor killings.
>>69268732
I know its difficult to sleep with the guilt but you need to put away the cocaine and go to bed, Ben.
>>69284179
reminds me of the rivers cuomo story kek
>>69283655
probably jewish, you know how they are about money
Tammy Lynn Leppert,Jean Spangler,Elizabeth Short,Natalie Wood,Paige Young.
All possibly murdered by Hollywood actors/people associated closely with Hollywood.
Technically none of their deaths are solved. Paige is alleged to have committed suicide and Natalie is alleged to have drowned but the circumstances are suspicious. Check out Paiges connections to Bill Cosby.
am i banned?
>>69284179
Surely having multiple oscar nominations puts her above B-list.
>>69285037
Nah I can see your post.
>>69284025
Duh, pete best
.t howard stern fan
>>69285176
That's weird. I can't see the post your replying to. It's got one of the bars through it, like if you linked to a deleted post.
>>69284179
How is Rooney a B and Kate a B+?
>>69284025
Man if i was pete best i would be the most salty motherfucker who ever lived
>>69284462
>>69277643
Sure he was. Bet you scumbags think Glenn Beck and Bob Saget are too.
>>69285197
>>69285176
Who do I belive?
>>69268460
It never fails.
>>69284705
>lead actor Ben Affleck gave the cast and crew an impromptu lecture on the dangers of apostasy
kek
>>69283479
That's Berfield though. Not Per Sullivan.
All three of the boys were molested extensively, but I think Berfield got the worst of it because he was always appearing shirtless or in underwear on the show.
He's also broke because his family wasted everything he earned. And because the show never went into syndication due to music rights (same reason it'll never be on DVD/BD in North America), he makes no residuals either.
>>69283837
He just took to reddit with the story dude
>>69278963
I have a net worth of more than £3000000. Just because you're a poorfag 18 year old, don't assume that everyone else is too. $500000 is really not that much money.
Quite aside from that, learn the relationship between risk and reward. A writer risks their time, the studio risks their money. A writer can come up with ten ideas, and it doesn't matter if nine of them are shit so long as one gets picked up. If nine out of ten films a studio produces are flops then they'll go out of business. In every industry the person who puts up the cash gets the lion's share of the profits. Always.
>Get jewed
>kill yourself instead of the jew
This is why our civilization dies, nothing but cucks
>>69285723
>I have a net worth of more than £3000000
prove this
>>69285723
500k is a lot of money you wasteful fuck.
500k buys you a lot of shit. Just because you take your supposed wealth for granted, doesn't make it any less valuable.
Also, nice job proving you've literally never worked a day for your "wealth". Trust fund babies make me sick.
>>69271688
>I swear to god if he gets a kata-
>mother fucker
>>69268697
> cheated on boyfriend with jamal
> dropped
>>69285922
all you fuckbois
>>69284880
Anyone know what this is?
>>69282379
> too skinny
> wide jaw
> beaky nose
You realize these are all things hollywood thinks are dead attractive? Why do you think tits are banned and rumer willis has a career?
>>69285691
Is that who that was who came out a week or two ago?
>>69286959
No that was prince
>>69285906
$500000 is a lot of money, but there's no way on earth it means that you're set for life. It's a great payday, and means you don't have to worry for the next few years, but you can't retire on it. I'm tightfisted as fuck, I know the value of money and I've been pretty lucky, but $500000 wouldn't even stretch to a small 1-bed flat in a slightly shitty part of London. You need to earn a lot more than that in a lifetime to consider yourself rich.
>>69285761
Sure, I'll just post my company's last tax return and details of my shareholdings.
>>69268460
ben stiller did the zoolander bit on his tv show in the 90s fuck off
>>69284179
>Legos
It's just fucking Lego I'm so sick of this shit. The company itself said that's the plural form but every single person says Legos like a small child.
>>69278781
so predictable
>>69269629
>hey realized she didn't actually contribute.
it is exactly the role of the bird in the show, shes is ''the useless chick''
>>69273669
>The psychologist quickly identified severe physical and emotional abuse
but they don't specify if he fucked her or just roughed her up
>>69279255
sounds legit
>Drake Sather killed himself in 2004
HOLY SHIT! I've been in psych unit to get my meds balanced. Few things are as terrifying as hearing someone repeatedly say they want to kill themselves. I feel terrible for his family and friends. It happens that most of the time it's really nice people who feel low self worth that do this.
>>69269995
>That entire premise
>Clooney actually was being somewhat redpilled about his studio just tossing out barely pittances to the minds that make him filthy rich
>He just slaps clooney and tells him to shut up, not even trying to debate the topic
>>69283888
the original dennis the menace? that kid was a twink through and through.
>>69287925
Either way what she did to her cat made me want to puke. Although I understand it was a cry for help. Like the story with the dog in The Butterfly Effect.
>>69288039
what even is this post?
I am actually friends with Drake Sather's kids, they live in australia now.
funny thing is when zoolander 2 premiered in Sydney, the whole family was invited by ben stiller to watch it. they had a dinner in some high end restaurant before as well.
>>69288322
Guy heard people wanting to kill themselves while picking up his crazy pills. Laments that its usually nice guys, with a bad bout of self esteem.
>>69270176
Wouldn't that lessen the premise of a male model being portrayed by an actor who isn't that handsome?
>>69284774
kek
>>69285823
>I was on a primetime TV show for many years. I think most people under 35 would have been fans of the show although the guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended. I was sexually abused by many people during my stint on the show including executives and one of the smaller role actors. The studio all knew about it (in fact the guys who played my brothers were also molested) but bought our silence. I always felt like that even though I was molested, at least I had money. Well, my parents spent most of it. And I had to spend what was left to pay for my asshole sibling's drug rehab and to fix their fucking problems. All I have to show for it is $8,000 and my family still asks me for money and complains to me about their problems. I turned to opiates to cope and for a few years, it helped me immensely. Now I work a normal 9-5 job and the memories of the sexual abuse is eating me up inside. When I see boys under 12, I think of when I was abused. I hate when people recognize me and want a picture because I remember all those times when a few men would have me pose nude or in speedos or underwear at their Malibu homes. I also hate it when people ask me when there will be a reunion show because it's been 10 years and I want to retort and say "why the fuck would any of us want to do a reunion show when all we have is memories of men sucking our cocks in the dressing room or watching us in the shower or taking us for "special trips" to their homes?" That is why you will never see a reunion show asshole.
>>69288871
Moar
>>69273669
>Judith began to put on weight
>Jozsef walked into Judith’s room and shot her in the head
Open and shut case!
Are Jews really gay or something? I don't understand why it's usually the boys who get molested
>>69268460
>Paid 500k
What the fuck is he complaining about then?
He could retire on that.
>>69289370
the ones with girls usually go unreported because it's so natural and everyone just lets it slide. most girls don't even mind and are glad to get paid. it's the boys who are at least trying to be hetero that getbutthurt.
>>69268697
>Only get a job because you're fucking one of the creators
>Be surprised that when you stop fucking them you lose the job
Funny thing is, they were right. She's too good looking for Sweet Dee.
>>69289655
Probably was clinically depressed like Robin Williams.
>>69288874
Citation?
I walked in yesterday and "Lost Boys" was playing. It was a scene shot in Corey Haim's characters bedroom and I found it really odd that he had posters of young boys all over his walls.
Then it dawned on me that the whole thing was done by a bunch of filthy Hollywood pedos. Pretty sad desu.
When Will Smith was shooting Independence Day and they were doing the water scene, a stuntman started drowning. Smith was closest to him, but instead of helping he just laughed and said "Ain't life a bitch?" He kept laughing as the stunt man sunk beneath the waves. He was still laughing about it weeks later. The stunt man's family tried to sun, but Smith sent jews after them.
>>69290857
*tried to sue
But yeah, these Hollywood stars can be real assholes.
>>69269745
>we
Fucking end yourself or go back to facebook, dipshit.
>>69277918
>is more in one payment than we'll get in our entire lives.
>>69290857
...There was a water scene in Independence Day?
>>69269465
So that dumb fat cunt got the part because she was willing to get naked on camera. It figures.
>>69288871
>I was molested, at least I had money. Well, my parents spent most of it. And I had to spend what was left to pay for my asshole sibling's drug rehab and to fix their fucking problems
lel
>>69283934
>we
>we're anonymous
Jesus fucking christ, where do idiots like you come from? Tourists like you are the reason that brought this site down in the first place.
Fuck off and stop posting, fucking cancer.
>>69268697
It's sad to think that one of my all time favorite shows would have been so different and likely short lived had they chose to just deal with the terrible chemistry of an ex couple. Glad they did the right thing.
>>69276718
>he killed himself BECAUSE 500K IS NOT ALOT?
Your reading comprehension is shit, is it
>>69268697
she doesn't look great but a lot better than Uggo Olsen
lol @ Mac
get rich, marry an ugly girl
>>69288123
I hope you were meme-arrowing positively, because all of those aspects of the film were amazing
>>69269745
>the 12 year olds you made fun of online for being marxist little hippies are now all grown up
I thought they'd outgrow it
>>69269745
>$500,000 is more in one payment than we'll get in our entire lives
literally what
>>69269196
>contributing anything means you're entitled to equal status
Get this communist out of here
>>69273669
>This talented little girl began her television career early at the age of 5 when she was discovered at a skating rink.
Who the fuck lurks at a skating rink prowling for cute 5yo girls?
The 70s were a different time.
>>69285723
Bruh, you could have a net worth of the GDP of Estonia and everyone on this board would still think you're a faggot.
>>69286754
the balloon story...
>>69288019
its a real story actually her name was ashley ellerin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Gargiulo
>>69288145
jay north, yes
>>69291192
Smith requested there be one written into the script but during post-production he had it cut out.
4
>The original actress who played Vivian Banks on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Janet Hubert, was fired with little notice during initial rehearsals for the 4th season.
>Hubert's official reason given for being fired was a breach of contract, the details of which involved a pregnancy
>Hubert would often clash with Smith on the set of the show
>Smith allegedly seen Hubert as "humorless" and unwilling to make light of accidental slip ups during rehearsals and filming
>Hubert, in turn, seen Smith as "unprofessional" and lacking respect for his elders
>During Season 3, Smith allegedly spoke to the writers to limit the amount of on screen time Hubert would have with the main cast, Smith especially
>Robeiro was allegedly a good friend of Hubert, but would often find himself having to pick sides between Hubert and Smith, where arguments would often unexpectedly kick off when the two were in the same scene together
>Hubert maintains that Smith sought her firing from the show and planned it at some point during filming of Season 2, acting up during rehearsal and filming of Season 3, to the point where she alleges that Smith told the producers "It's either me or her", resulting in the aforementioned firing due to a technicality in her contract, even though the following arc in Season 4 was already planned
>Hubert has since blamed the stress of this situation with the failure of her marriage, where she seen a divorce in 1994
>Hubert has, since 1994, featured in sporadic "bit parts", a problem she accredits to Smith seemingly having her blacklisted
>Hubert suffers from Osteoporosis
>>69285387
Nah, he didn't rape and kill that girl. They did throw him to the wolves, but it was all a cover up for a secret abortion.
