Old thread:
>>69107067
First for Highgarden! and leather pants
Is Sam going to become a wizard at Oldtown? It would be nice to see him not be a useless fuck.
when do things get rad?
>>69109392
Septa Unella?
>>69109392
Nth for Ros, the most beautiful whore in all the Realms
>>69109392
Fuck now I want to drink again.
Reminder if you prefer Jon over Robb you need to get the fuck out.
So how many swords will Dayne have?
>>69109444
Septa Lemore
What classic line will they butcher next?
REMINDER: there is no reason for Davos to still be in the show
>>69109443
tfw he's just another dropped storyline
I legitimately hate the showrunners
>>69109440
Yeah he's going to get brainwashed at Marxist Indoctrination Camp also known as university.
How much time has passed since season one?
How did they know that he was the one that raped Elia, murdered her, and killed her children? In special, how did they know he raped her?
Also, wasn't this part of the battle? Why is it considered a war crime when the rest of the Sack of Kingslanding wasn't? Wouldn't all the Targaryen die anyway due to Aerys' crimes?
In particular, why does Oberyn even cared Gregor raped her? She died anyway, what happened before shouldn't matter that much
HBO releases commentary on every episode after it airs and features D&D every time. how come nobody has made a compilation of some of the drastic changes they made that people hate to make fun of them??
>>69109514
Two of course
Nth for Smelly Melly
I hope Jon will die again. Also what is the based Spanish guy's predictions?
>>69109514
1 main with a shortsword.
he'll lose the shortsword
post yfw Brienne says that she did not kill Stannis
post yfw we will never see him again nonetheless
>>69109518
It pisses me off she hasnt done any hardcore as a blonde
>>69109528
I agree Tbh. I fucking despise his faggot ass this season.
>>69109533
>>69109514
DABID
Why did Olenna had to do all that work to smuggle the poison into Joffrey's wedding? Why not simply get a small bottle in her pockets or something like that? Or even wear the necklace herself
Well written female characters:
Cersei
Margaery
Olenna
Brienne (S2-S3)
Cat
Badly written female characters:
Literally everyone else
>>69109572
can someone tell me what goes through the writers mind when they say they should just give this guy two swords to fight with?
>>69109582
Oathbreaker will feature a flashback of Jaime killing Aerys.
>>69109590
>>69109572
Please, Dabid, don't give him Dawn and Dusk.
Please Dabid. Please.
>>69109560
there's been 3 Gregors, how did Oberyn know which one killed Elia?
I really hope Highgarden is very bright,colourful and stereotypical fantasy looking.
First for best girl
So I've been telling my little sister to start watching GoT for a while now because I know she'd enjoy it, and that she'd likely be enough of a normie not to mind shit like the sand sneks or Ramsay's plot armour too much.
A few days ago, I walked in and found her watching it! It was a scene from early-mid S2, with Cat and Renly discussing the war and the possibilities of an alliance. I was kinda shocked she'd seen so much of it already, really, but she said she was beginning to marathon it because her friends in school wouldn't shut up about it.
So I asked her what she thought of it, and she said so far she found it very confusing. She complained that there wasn't really much explanation for character's motives, and that it was hard to follow who was who with so many cuts between so many groups.
I figured this was a fairly reasonable set of complaints for a teenager to make, and asked if she wanted me to explain anything. She pointed at Cat on the screen, and asked what "her deal" was.
I swear to God, I'm not making this up. Everything in this post, including what follows, is the genuine truth.
>Me: "You mean Catelyn? She's trying to make friends and ally with Renly because he's Robert's more popular brother, and he has an alliance with one of the other powerful noble houses already."
>Her: "But like, why? Who's Robert?"
>Me: "Uhm, the dead King? Y'know, the big fat bastard from season one?"
>Her: "Oh, I haven't watched season one. A review online said it was shit so I just skipped to season two."
SHE WASN'T LYING
SHE SKIPPED THE FIRST FUCKING SEASON
AND SHE WON'T STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW CONFUSING THE SHOW IS
AND EVERYTIME I TELL HER TO WATCH SEASON ONE SHE REFUSES AND JUST ASKS ME TO SUMMARISE ITS STORY
AND SHE KEEPS CALLING DANNY 'KHALEESI' AND REFUSES TO ACCEPT ITS NOT HER NAME
I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO COMMIT A MURDER
>>69109392
5 years
>>69109582
The fact he died and came back to life suggests he will literally never die again. He will marry Dany in Season 8 and they'll beat the white walkers together and save the realm. Screencap this you know I'm right.
Post yfw HBO ruins the Tower of Joy
What was the point of this scene?
>>69109525
But that would have made the show better.
>>69109647
meant to reply to >>69109552
>>69109642
was that an ironic laugh or genuine?
>>69109642
AT
MY
HOUSE
>>69109612
>Well written female characters:
>Cersei
DABID, please.
Book Cersei is an actual strong (albeit, supremely arrogant and bat-shit crazy) character you love to hate.
TV Cersei is a soccer mom...
>>69109533
I imagine its difficult to fit as many plotlines as the books have into a one-hour episode, ten episodes a season format and have things move at anything even hopefully resembling a glacial pace.
>>69109646
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S HORRIFYING
>>69109646
>daughter is retarded
>son is autistic
your parents must be depressed
>>69109646
I was going to tell you to fuck off for blogposting but holy SHIT anon you need to euthanize her for the good of our species
>>69109702
Joffrey should have killed tbqhwy familia
>>69109611
A lot of people would have been suspicious of the Tyrells and watch them closely. While they brought their own servants it is also likely that some Lannister servants would also be serving them and keeping an eye out. It's just safer to keep everything separate. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, so to speak.
>>69109646
First off, nice blog.
Second off, you should wait until a sex scene in the show and start making your moves on her. I bet she's cute.post pics of her
>>69109672
fucking smug Ned
>>69109672
The won't be able to do it justice because it's a scene that's been hyped for years and years. No matter what /tv/ will be disappointed
>>69109673
I'm convinced its because they think the plebs forgot she was magic
Knowing how stupid some of the normies are, they were probably right to do so too.
>>69109702
Shes pretty qt with short hair though
>>69109646
lmao you must be lying thats fucked up
>>69109708
Dude, they could easily fit in at least one Riverlands storyline instead of 'le cocks and wine XD' moments with the witty imp
>>69109717
BTFO
Reposing;
>>69109371
>>69109364
>>69109342
>>69109302
>>69109282
> Plebs don't know who kittens is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EslzKXSx6m
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q6wTWuZOqL
Whats wrong with you people?
>>69109646
post pic of sis for revenge desu
>>69109717
kek
>>69109751
>>69109757
>"No... Now it ends" Ned said with sadness in his voice
>Now it ends the actor said bored
>>69109775
Nobody would watch that. Le meme imp is the most popular character with normies.
>>69109646
Is this why normies like the shiw so much?
They just skip the last few seasons, get their friends to summarise them, then watch from there? Is that how they don't notice the glaring character inconsistencies and shit pacing?
>>69109646
Kek, what a retard. My sister just got into it too because of her boyfriend. She's doing pretty good for a normie. Hates Dany, thinks Emilia is a bad actress which makes a shitty character even worse.
>Emilia has a no nudity clause now
>Really? Why?
>Said she wanted to be remembered for her acting or something.
>If I were her I'd rather be remembered for my tits.
She fell for the witty imp meme though. Pretty sure she'd fuck Peter Dinklage if she could.
>>69109763
>Cersei will never do an excited little skip-run towards the door for your long-awaited return to her
>>69109647
>>69109677
well that makes the stark children's growth less egregious then
![GOT603_102715_HS__DSC79131[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ckcqme7.jpg "GOT603_102715_HS__DSC79131[1].jpg")
Kevan?
>>69109516
>tfw no qt tomboy gf who is extremely loyal
>>69109799
POST VIDS
OR WEBM PICS GIFS
Anyone hungry for biscuits from a tin?
>>69109848
>They make Qyburn off Kevan
Oh no
>>69109848
It's Qybern about to experiment on younglings.
>>69109832
Tbqh there's nothing wrong with liking show Tyrion if you haven't read the books.
If you're a bookfag then you should know better, though.
>>69109651
you're thinking of this girl, ashley, who again, is not a tranny, you fucking newfag
>>69109774
It happens more often than you think. I know one retard who started with season 5.
>>69109799
Nice
I've seen her pics/webbums multiple times but never these soundbites
>>69109799
L͆̈̽͆ͫ̎ͨͤ̏̍ͣͭ͂̓͟͠͏͙͓͇̬̯̤̗̟͈̳̭̗͍ ̶̵̯̠̹͔̱̪̹͇̏̾̑̀̇̅̅̏̈̊ͬͭ̉̏͡͝O̡̰̜͖͉̙͚̦̲̥̯̘͈͚͇̬͈̽ͯ̏̌͒̾ͦ̿̈́̾͂ͥ͛̓̈̂͗͟͡͞ͅ ̢͖̥̣̖̗̑ͧ̆ͯ̌̊̍ͮͪ̑͐́̓́͑ͧ̌̚͘͢Ṇ̬̘̙̤̤̯̟̥͉̭͆̓͋ͨ͐̓͌͑̈́̇̾͆ͬͦ͂͛̍̚͝ ̸̡̛͓̘̩̗̯̝͇̜ͪ̊͑̏̃̌̒͂͐̑̑͋ͬͩͪD̸̴̸̡̢̯͉̲͇̼̃̾̏̉ͪ͒̃ ̡̑ͯͦ̋̍ͨ̀͒̆̓ͬͮ̀̕͏҉͚̺͕͎̖̩̟̦̲̣̺̹͖Ǫ̶̵͖̺̘͉̜̬̗̬͖̞̗̪̞̦̘̃̃̇ͨͤͬ̔ͬ̊͜͜ ̸̧̼̱͈̼̫̻͇͕̦̯͉̟̪̳̠͈͎ͦ̍́ͣ̈́̌̅͘͟͞N̡̛̾ͯ̂̋̄̈̓̓ͦ͂̌͛̀҉͇̩̤͓̭̝ ̴̢̨̭͍̹̯̞̬̻̝̥̭̇͊̆̎ͧ́
̛͖̹̝̖͖̼͇̮͙̞͙͕̩͙̘̽͛̌ͪ̾̕̕͠O̶̷̢͙͕̙̻̪̻͙̻͇͎̥̰̤̦̯͎̗̼̒̔̀̋͛ͦ̋̏̈͊ ̶̯͙̙͚̰̻͕̫̳̯̝ͣ͐͆ͤ́̏͢
̢̨̦̦̮̩̙̘̲̱̫̀ͣͪ̌ͥ̈́̇ͤ͐͢N͔͎̻͙̗͎̝̮͗͆̍ͫ̂ͣͯ͆̽ͫ̋̈́ͬ̃̀̈́̈́̕͠͞
̵̿͑̅̈̓̐ͩ̉ͥ͂͋̒ͤͨ̾̔̚͘͏̦̼̮̼̜̣̣̦Ḑ̧͓̭̦̦͎̖̥̮̟͓͔͊̂̅ͫ̋̽̂͂́͢
̴̸̛̛̪̠͓͕̥̘͇̞̙͎̲̤̜̘̯̂͒̍͊͒̍̄̇̚͟O̴̶̢̭̮͕̗̭̯̻̩̺ͫͧ̃̔͐͆ͭ͗̊̀̎́̕͘
͚͇̘͉̫̖̫͇̘̄̀̌̕͘͞͞Ñ̡͈̗͔̗͓͎̹̘̣̭͓ͩ́ͩ͂ͧ́̈͗͋̀̄͊ͧ̒͗͢ͅ
>>69109822
They can still have him, just ... less of him and more Riverlands
>>69109880
>responding to newfags
>>69109867
DAENERYS BURGERBORN, CALOREESY, QUEEN OF BAGELS AND FIRST DONUTS, BREAKER OF CHAIRS
>>69109621
>boy, it sure is difficult to choreograph swordplay that grants the illusion of skill to an unskilled actor! Let's just give him two swords!
>>69109893
how the fuck would you know whats going on?
>>69109909
who is this girl again? doubt she's a girl btw
I AM THE STORM
>>69109673
I wonder if she's not actually ancient, but that her magic has a cost to her physical form.
>>69109928
What do you mean, anon?...
>>69109880
>>69109909
>samefagging this hard
kek
we can see seconds on the posts you know, newfag?
>Sneks want to avenge their family
>achieve this by murdering even more of their family
Can anyone fucking explain this to me?
>>69109950
>Thick
>>69109848
>it's a qyburn kill kevan episode
>>69109980
No, it literally makes no fucking sense.
>>69109985
Please stop, this hurts.
>>69109985
>Euron Crowseye
>Doesn't have an eyepatch
>Three eyed Raven
>Has two perfectly fine eyes
Brava DVD
>>69109909
i hate people who claim to know things while being blatantly wrong
>>69109957
literally fucking kill yourself you complete fucking cretin
>post yfw Emilia will die of a heart disease before Season 7
>>69110041
>being russian
>samefagging
>shitposting
haha baka
>>69110049
>then they just kill off the worst character in the series
YES PLEASE
>>69109980
here's the explanation :DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID
>>69109985
FUCKING HACKS REEEEEEEEE
WHY IS NOBODY MAKING MOVES ON DANY
EVERYONE IN WESTEROS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HER BY NOW.
POISON THE SLYT
>>69110041
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT.
Let witty imp, Fat Dany and ZomJon are going to each be riding dragons next season.
>>69110041
>literally in my timezone
[panic]
The TV series also introduced some inconsistencies with the ages of Cersei Lannister, and her son Joffrey. The TV series has Cersei state in "Blackwater" that she was four years old when her mother died (giving birth to her younger brother Tyrion), but in the books she was roughly eight years old at the time. Moreover, in "Second Sons" Cersei tells Margaery Tyrell that she remembers the Reyne Rebellion: in the books, Cersei was born in roughly 266 AL, after the Reyne-Tarbeck rebellion which occurred in roughly 260 AL. The numbers simply don't match up: Tywin was made Hand of the King to Aerys II Targaryen because Aerys was impressed with how he ruthlessly crushed House Reyne, Tywin then served as Hand of the King for twenty years, resigned soon before Robert's Rebellion, then another 17 years passed (in the TV continuity). Thus in order for Cersei to be able to remember the Reyne Rebellion she would have to be in at least her mid-forties, but both Cersei the character and actress Lena Headey were in their mid-thirties in Season 3.
In the TV series, Tyrion says that he was sixteen when he married Tysha, while in the books he was thirteen. This may be part of the TV series overall attempt to avoid even mentioning thirteen year-olds having sex (such as Daenerys at the beginning of book 1).
In Season 2's "The Prince of Winterfell", Tyrion makes an off-hand remark that Joffrey is seventeen years old, contrasting this with how his "uncle" Jaime was already a highly skilled warrior at seventeen but Joffrey is not. In the books, Jaime was fifteen years old when he was knighted following the destruction of the Kingswood Brotherhood, and was named to the Kingsguard only a few months later. It would seem that the TV series's principle of raising the age of adulthood in Westeros by two years was also extended retroactively (as otherwise it would seem strange to a modern audience that Jaime was barely fifteen when appointed to such a prestigious position).
I the Legend of Gin Alley the only good OC they've done?
>>69109646
>Be me
>Watch season 1 after season 3 came out
>Its bretty good
>Tell friend about it
>He likes the show
>I read the books in the middle of season 4
>He still loves the show
>Halfway through season 5
>His gf says she likes the show
>Have her come over to watch the rest with us
>She's on her phone most of the time
>When she's not she asks "Whos this guy?????? OMG why is this is so confusing???!!!" and other annoying shit
>I try and talk about what her favourite moments in season 1 was
>"Oh I never watched that"
>Alright what was your favourite scene in season 2"
>"Never watched that either"
>Alright what season did you watch
>"I started on that big fight episode in that ice place"
>She fucking started on S4E9
>mfw
>>69109848
>>69109872
>>69109877
>>69110007
>mfw varysfags get btfo
pls d&d, let it happen
>>69110077
too busy fighting amongst themselves
>>69109848
guys:what if varys sent them there to kill qyburn?
>>69110049
>>69110120
Joffrey is actually only thirteen years old in the second novel: his nameday tournament in the Season 2 premiere was explicitly stated to be for his thirteenth nameday in the books, but the TV series avoided giving a number at the time. While many of the younger characters have been aged-up by about two years (generally), this would make Joffrey four years older than his book counterpart. It is possible that this was simply a stray line in "The Prince of Winterfell" meant by the writers to contrast Joffrey with Jaime, but which didn't take the timeline into account. Yet this strains the limits of the timeline: if Joffrey is seventeen in Season 2, that makes him sixteen in Season 1 - which in the TV continuity takes place seventeen years after Robert's Rebellion. Robert and Cersei married at the end of the rebellion, so Cersei would have to have become immediately pregnant with Joffrey (well, pregnant by Jaime, but enough time had to transpire that she could plausibly pass off Joffrey as Robert's son, i.e. if she gave birth to Joffrey only four months into their marriage even Robert may have become suspicious). Even so, the TV series has not kept good track of this relative to other changes they introduced: possibly to make Cersei more sympathetic, the TV continuity introduced that Cersei actually did have a child by Robert in the first year of their marriage, when she held out false hope that she might be able to make it work out. She states that the boy died of a fever in infancy - which means it was not stillborn but carried for a full nine month term. Because Joffrey's age was already pushed back too far they end up overlapping: if Joffrey was 17 in Season 2, eighteen years after Robert's Rebellion, Cersei would have had to gone through two separate nine month pregnancies within only a twelve month period after she married Robert at the end of the war.
>>69110122
I liked Locke a lot.
>>69110105
I dont see how Jon will ever ride a dragon. He already has ghost, why would dany let him, and the dragon will get a rider before jon meets it.
>>69110122
The Cersei/Robert conversation in the first season and Roose/Arya were also good.
>>69110151
Tyrion also states in "The Prince of Winterfell" that Cersei was nineteen years old when she became queen, by marrying Robert Baratheon at the end of the War of the Usurper. In the books, she was born in 266 AL, Jaime killed the Mad King in 283 AL, and Joffrey was born in 285 AL. The TV series figure of nineteen does loosely match the books, given that it isn't clear exactly when Cersei married Robert from 283 to 285 AL - given that a major royal wedding to herald in the rise of the new Baratheon dynasty would take some time to prepare. Jaime is the same age as Cersei because they are twins; in the books Jaime was named to the Kingsguard at 15, Robert's Rebellion broke out a year later then lasted one year, and he killed Aerys II when he was 17, the same year Cersei married Robert. The TV series kept the idea that two years passed between when Jaime joined the Kingsguard and when he killed the Mad King, but if he (and Cersei) were 17 at the time, then two years later Cersei would indeed be 19 when she married Robert.
Joffrey was born in 285 AL, but this could still fit if Joffrey was simply born late in the calendar year - though with great difficulty.
Nonetheless, this confirmation that Cersei was nineteen when she married Robert means that the other statements about her age are even more contradictory. Aerys II made Tywin Hand of the King as a result of the Reyne Rebellion, and the TV series consistently confirms that he was Hand of the King for about twenty years...meaning that Cersei (and Jaime) would have to have been born around the same time that the Reyne Rebellion happened, and could not possibly remember it.
>>69109672
NAH WITENZE
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We all agree that season one was the best and it was only because D and D had no creative control, yeah?
>>69109928
Why didn't they just give him a full face helmet and use a double?
>>69109672
Can someone swap his lips and his forehead lips?
>>69110167
Wargs can warg more than one thing, and Dany can't control all three dragons, it doesn't work that way. She doesn't have a say in who rides the other two dragons. We also don't know that the dragon will get another rider, there's no reason to assume that.
>>69110182
The TV series's statement that Cersei was four years old when her mother Joanna died (and Tyrion was born) instead of eight years old would mean that Tyrion was fifteen when she married Robert (either at the very end of the rebellion or within the next two years). Adding another seventeen years would mean that TV-Tyrion is 32 years old in Season 1, compared to 23 years old in the first novel (two years added after Robert's Rebellion, two years added to Cersei's age when she was married, and then made four years older because his birth is a fixed point relatively to how old Cersei had to be when Joanna died giving birth to him). eight when mother died, says she was four.
>>69109646
>>69110124
My brother watched the first half of season two, quit the show, started again at the Purple Wedding since he fucking hated Joffrey, skipped season 5, and is now watching season six.
He claims he read the wiki episode summaries but he didn't know Stannis and Robb were dead so I kinda think he's lying.
>>69110208
aye
DABIS LET'S KILL ATHE CHARACTERS SO WE CAN HAVE TWO SEASONS JUST ABOUT DRAGONS AND JON SNOW
>>69110180
Fuck I meant Tywin/Arya.
It was an improvement over Roose/Arya.
>>69110216
I just don't buy the idea that she will invade westeros without having all three of her dragons combat ready.
You need a rider for that
>>69110208
nope
>yfw the greyjoys, boltons, sand snakes, tyrells, and lannister arcs end this season and next season is night walkers vs westeros
>>69110217
>>69110182
>>69110151
>>69110120
In summary, the books' statements about Lannister ages are:
>~260-261 AL - Tywin Lannister puts down the Reyne-Tarbeck Rebellion. King Aerys II Targaryen subsequently notices his skill and appoints him Hand of the King, at which he serves for "twenty years" (possibly rounded).
>266 AL - Twins Cersei and Jaime are born to Tywin and his wife Joanna Lannister.
>274 AL - Joanna Lannister dies giving birth to Tyrion; Cersei is eight years old at the time.
>280-281 AL - Jaime is knighted and then a matter of months later raised to the Kingsguard, all at the age of fifteen.
>281 AL - Robert's Rebellion breaks out a matter of months later (Jaime was formally raised to the Kingsguard at the same Tourney at Harrenhal where Rhaegar Targaryen named Lyanna Stark the Queen of Love and Beauty, then kidnapped her not long afterwards).
>283 AL - Robert's Rebellion ends with the Battle of the Trident, then Sack of King's Landing. Cersei married Robert Baratheon "at the end of the war", though how much time elapsed while making elaborate preparations for a royal wedding is unclear.
>286 AL - Joffrey is born to Cersei.
>~287 AL - Tyrion, at thirteen years of age, marries Tysha but the union is annulled by his father, who forces him to watch as his guards gang-rape her. This happens four years after the rebellion ended.
>298 AL - Jon Arryn dies and the narrative of book 1, A Game of Thrones begins. Joffrey is stated to be twelve years old - thus meaning that there is a three year gap between when Aerys II died and Joffrey's birth, though exactly when Cersei married Robert is unclear (obviously Robert wasn't his father, but Cersei was able to plausibly pass him off as Robert's son, meaning he couldn't have been born say six months after the wedding).
>299 AL - The Battle of the Blackwater and events of A Clash of Kings.
>300 AL - The Red Wedding occurs.
>>69110156
Locke was based as fuck. I like that he never came across as a cartoony villain like Ramsay or Gregor, he just hated pretentious nobles and liked getting paid for carrying out wetwork.
>>69110273
Why not? She's a dumbass who can't lead and, again, you can only ride one dragon at a time and you can't force a rider on a dragon. Dany has no say in the matter even if she were competent.
is tyrion going to fly a dragon in the show when daenerys invades westeros because he's a better guardian than dany?
also can someone post the webm of dany flying a dragon
>>69110211
too many shekels to hire someone with talent
>>69110312
>tfw he was a noble
wew
Also I liked how he a very slight lisp
>>69110322
>is tyrion going to fly a dragon in the show
pls no, I'm ready to be done with Tyrion, I don't know why Varys hasn't slapped the taste out of his mouth yet.
>>69110124
>be me
>have skype friend who watches the show
>literally can't remember anything that happens in past episodes
>knows maybe 3 of the characters names
>can post spoilers in skype chat because he doesn't know who I'm talking about
>he still thinks Theon is a stark
>>69110376
Tell him Robert is still alive.
>>69110309
>>69110217
>>69110182
>>69110151
>>69110120
The TV series's statements about Lannister ages:
>Tywin served as Hand of the King for twenty years.
>Tywin was appointed Hand of the King after King Aerys was impressed with how he crushed the Reyne Rebellion.
>Cersei was nineteen years old when she married Robert after he won the crown...slightly over twenty years after her father was made Hand of the King and thus twenty years after the Reyne Rebelion.
>Cersei states to Margaery Tyrell that she was old enough to remember the Reyne Rebellion...despite at most being a baby at the time.
>The simplest answer might be for the writers to later retroactively establish that Cersei was simply lying because she wanted to intimidate Margaery Tyrell, and she actually doesn't remember the Reyne Rebellion.
>Jaime was named to the Kingsguard at seventeen instead of fifteen, meaning that Cersei was also seventeen (or slightly older) when the war began...which then lasted two years, meaning she had to marry Robert immediately afterwards when she was nineteen and not seventeen as in the books...and indeed the TV series has confirmed that she was nineteen when she became queen.
>The practical result is that TV-Cersei was indeed born two years earlier, relative to Robert's Rebellion, than her book counterpart. Yet she would still have to be four to five years older to plausibly remember the Reyne Rebellion.
>>69110368
Yeah but he's a dwarf so riding a dragon will be much easier you see.
>>69110340
Don't they already have tons of extras that are at least decent at sword fight choreography?
>>69110364
>he was a noble
What's his house?
Who's writing this show? Dorne is a disaster and mereen hasn't been particularly well written. Dragon scene makes 0 sense if you ask me. Tell me one reason why wild dragons who even attacked dany shouldn't eat Tyrion on the spot?
>>69109560
Because it's not a big secret. Just something no one talks about. A lot of nobles know who killed Elia so Oberyn would have found out.
Its considered a war crime because she's not a fighter, she an unarmed woman with children. It's considered outside of the realm for warfare. The reason that Robert allowed it to happen without punishing the Mountain is because he wanted her and the kids dead so they couldn't come back to kill him. Having someone else do it absolves him of having to do it himself.
Third it was his sister. How would you take someone raping and killing your sister then murdering her kids and getting off scot free.
>>69110437
House Locke
>>69110273
she won't have all three dragons because two of them will get stoled, and she'll have to fly to westeros without an army to save it because it's being attacked by two fucking dragons and an army of undead.
yes, that's how GRRM is going to wrap this up within two books.
>>69110438
What's wrong with Dorne?
>>69110438
Tyrion's plot armor is just that strong.
>>69110438
He's the targ with super dragon powers
>>69110413
why would she need to remember the reyne rebellion? Does she actually mention being alive then?
>>69110448
House Locke is from Oldtown you fucking dornenigger.
>>69110413
>Instead of being born eight years after Cersei as in the books, Tyrion was only born four years after her. Book-Cersei was seventeen when Robert's Rebellion ended and Tyrion (who was born when she was eight years old) was thus nine years old at the time the war ended. Cersei's birth date and age during the rebellion are fixed points, thus making Tyrion's birth occur four years earlier in Cersei's life would in turn make Tyrion four years older - combined with the fact that TV-Cersei is herself two years older than her book counterpart. The result is that TV-Tyrion was six years older than book-Tyrion when Robert's Rebellion ended, being fifteen instead of nine.
>TV-Tyrion marries Tysha but Tywin annuls it when he is sixteen years old, one year after the rebellion ends, instead of four years afterwards as in the books, when Tyrion was thirteen.
>The only practical result of making Joanna's death and Tyrion's birth occur four years earlier is therefore to make Tyrion older when he married Tysha (possibly due to censorship issues), though in both versions he married her at some time after Robert's Rebellion, so the sequence of events is not particularly altered.
>Robert's reign was two years longer in the TV series, increasing from fifteen to seventeen years (in order to increase Daenerys's age for censorship reasons).
>Book-Cersei and Jaime were seventeen when the war ended, which plus fifteen means that they are both 32 years old at the beginning of the narrative, and Book-Tyrion who is eight years younger than them is 24 years old. In contrast, TV-Cersei and Jaime were nineteen when the war ended, which plus seventeen years means that they are both 36 years old, while Tyrion (stated to be four years younger than them) is 32 years old.
>>69109621
Probably figured that audience doesn't know dick about skillful swordplay and it'd sound too expositional to say that Dayne was the greatest knight in the Seven Kingdoms, so better to get that across with having Dayne wield two swords at once and fighting dudes off to show how bad ass he is.
>>69110459
too whitewashed.
all dornish people look like summer islanders.
DABID
WE NEED MORE DRAGONS
PEOPLE LIKE DRAGONS
WE TURNED THESE SHITY BOOKS INTO REALLY NICE SERIES
BECAUSE WE ADDED MORE DRAGONS AND TITS
DABID
WHAT IF WE ADDED EVEN MORE TITS
DABID
OUR SHOW IS BASICALLY DRAGONS AND TITS
WHAT IF WE KILL ALL THE CHARACTERS
AND LEAVE ONLY JON, TYRION AND DAENERYS
THEY WILL RIDE DRAGONS
DABID
I KNOW HOW THE LAST SCENE WILL BE
TYRION RIDING A DRAGON
WINKS AND SAYS
AFTER ALL I WON THE GAME OF THRONES
DABID
THIS WILL BE EPIC
>watching HBO right now
>there's literally a talk show explaining what and spoonfeeding what happened in the last episode
jesus christ
>>69110312
he wasn't cartoony, but he did go full retard when he tried to personally carry Bran back to the wall on his own, which cheapened the excellent OC building up of his character.
>>69110438
I like to imagine they saw him as an elf, or a child of the forest.
>>69110478
Yes, when she talks to Marg about it.
>>69110481
>The TV series also states that Cersei had a full term pregnancy fathered by Robert who died not long after birth from a fever (days or weeks is unclear). Cersei then became pregnant again with Joffrey, secretly fathered by Jaime. Joffrey cannot be more than fifteen and a half years old in Season 1.
>The books give some leeway in this, as Cersei did not immediately become pregnant with Joffrey after marrying Robert: she married him fifteen years before the start of the narrative and Joffrey is twelve at this time, meaning there was a three year gap between when they married and when she gave birth to Joffrey. It is still plausible that she may have had a stillbirth during this three year gap.
>Tyrion then states in Season 2, one year later, that Joffrey is seventeen years old...which is stretching the timeline but still vaguely possible, if Cersei became pregnant with her black-haired child with Robert in the very first few weeks of their marriage, then it died of a fever not long after birth, and then she became pregnant by Jaime with Joffrey. Even so, Joffrey physically could not have been born earlier than 18 months into her marriage to Robert, making him about fifteen and a half in Season 1, and sixteen and a half in Season 2. Ultimately Tyrion could, vaguely have rounded up from sixteen and a half to seventeen, but speaking very loosely.
>Thus the basic sequence of events remains the same and there are no outright contradictions (or at least, ones that can't be solved by simply rounding up) - save for that it is simply impossible for Cersei to be able to remember the Reyne Rebellion. Tywin was Hand of the King for "twenty years" (which might be rounded up), but resigned when Jaime was named to the Kingsguard at age seventeen - and because Jaime and Cersei are the same age, the Reyne Rebellion had to have occurred three years before she was born.
>>69110479
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Locke
>From Oldcastle in the North
>The North
FUCK YOU SOUTHRON NIGGER
>>69110495
theres one over here called thronecast.
I don't want to watch it.
>>69110492
>>69110459
What's wrong with Dorne? People aren't acting like people. Bunch of bitches decide to kill the king and the whole royal guard is there not doing shit. Sand sneks is what wrong with dorne.
I FIGHT FOR DORNE
WHO DO YOU FIGHT FOR?
>>69110539
>There is one other possible way to justify Cersei's statement, without resorting to the explanation that she was simply lying to intimidate Margaery. Cersei does not specifically say that she remembers the Reyne Rebellion, but remembers seeing the corpses of the Reynes which Tywin left hanging above the gates of Casterly Rock "all summer". Keeping in mind that seasons last for several years in Westeros, this may help solve the contradiction. First, Tywin would actually have to have been Hand for seventeen years or so, and everyone just rounds up to "twenty years", in order for Cersei to be born at roughly the same time. Second, Cersei could remember seeing the corpses...as a very small girl of three to four years old, and the Reyne corpses had rotted to skeletons by that point. Even so this is still quite a stretch, and Cersei speaks of Lord Reyne giving his wife diamonds bigger than Cersei's mother ever wore as if she witnessed this herself.
>In Season 4's "First of His Name", Cersei says that she has been a queen for 19 years. Robert had been king for 17 years in Season 1, and presumably 3 years have passed since then, which would make 20, not 19. The exact date of Cersei's marriage anniversary may simply not have passed yet, or she was married some months after the war, so she is rounding, etc.
>>69110444
But isn't the sack of king's landing essentially a war crime? Many civilians were killed by Tywin's army
>>69110553
something similar will probably happen in the books, of course, it will just be more plausibly executed. oh shit, it's going to involve fucking Darkstar isn't it. oh fuck it, it's going to be just as much of a disaster.
The issues of continuity with the show are less about previous events and more about the unknown passage of time for the show. I remember hearing that earlier seasons all took place over the span of roughly a year or so, then that was apparently dropped. The problem is that some characters seem to have experienced a passage of time while others didn't (Gilly's baby never ages, but Tommen apparently aged at least five years).
>>69110562
BAD POOSAY
>>69110458
I hope you're wrong
>Olly thrown into the cells like he's a evil lieutenant to Thorne
kek
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT
JON IS A TARG
AND THAT
TYRION IS A TARG
CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM ALONGSIDE DAENERYS RIDING DRAGONS AND KILLING "WHITE WALKERS" XD
>>69110562
Dreams I'll never fulfill and legends i'll never live up to.
>>69110539
Nobody cares. Jesus fuck.
>>69110495
I hate the fact that this shit even exists.
When you're watching these shows you're supposed to be emotionally invested into it but then right after these disgusting nu-males show up and are all squirmy like a bunch of girls talking about horses or some shit.
Imagine if they had this shit after every Sopranos episode?
>>69110433
I'm assuming that DnD are knowledgeable enough to know that Arthur Dane is too important a character to be hidden behind a mask.
>>69109560
>How did they know that he was the one that raped Elia, murdered her, and killed her children?
It was common knowledge even if it wasn't official. Lannisters stayed out the rebellion until the end. So Lord Tywin presented Elia, Rhaenys & Aegons bodies to Robert to prove his loyalty.
>In particular, why does Oberyn even cared Gregor raped her?
You know your little sister watched her infant son have his skull bashed in, then raped covered in her sons brains before being murdered herself. Meanwhile, her daughter is dragged screaming from under the bed to be stabbed over and over. Wouldn't you promise a slow painful death upon the man who did that?
>>69110581
no one gives a fuck about those nobodies. only the nobility are real people, basically.
>>69110625
>Autism
>>69110625
It's gonna be blessed as fuck
>>69110633
i'm done now 2bh
>>69109646
>>69110124
Holy shit normies do deserve to die
>>69110562
>fight for Dorne
>murder the royal family in cold blood because they don't want to have the kingdom start a war that will get everyone fucking raped
>>69110621
what would you prefer just out of interest?
>Dany and Aegon sit the throne
>They've ruined what was left of the Kingdom, but they now have it
>As they parade in King's Landing, no-one dares meet their gaze.
>A few battered looking smallfolk are all that show to meet them
>Three Dragons are circling overhead, putting fear in to the hearts of the people
>As they approach the Red Keep, ready to ascend to the throne, they here a powerful voice
>"NOT SO FAST, TARG FUCKING SHITS"
>King Robert is back
>He flies into the sky on his magical stag and kills all three of Dany's dragons
>Dany is wailing "muh children, muh dragons" whilst Aegon prances over to fight Robert
>Robert smashes his fucking skull in, then Jon Con dies of GrAIDscale (because he's gay)
>He rapes Dany on the stairs of the Red Keep and she dies due to the brutal dicking
>The peasants cheer for their old King, Robert remarries and has many beautiful black haired children. The ghosts of Stannis, Renly, Jon Arryn, Lyanna and Eddard Stark all show up to congratulate him
>He looks into the sky and, with a smile on his face, declares "I won Rhaegar, you fucking shit, I won"
>mfw jon kills dany and steals her dragons and burns the entire of all westeros
>>69110645
He doesn't have to wear it the whole time. He could put it on before the fight or have one that opens.
>>69109572
Aren't they supposed to be Knights of the Kingsguard? Shouldn't they be wearing KG armor?
>>69110408
>Implying he's not
>>69110624
it's literally the law of the Night's Watch that he have his head cut off, so if anything they were excessively lenient.
Characters that have no point in the story
>Stannis
>Asha
>Arya
>Ramsay
>>69109642
>tfw she posted it from my laptop after dealing with some vague business
Post more fat Dany
>>69110727
>Stannis
Jonautist detected.
XDDDD
>>69110727
Bullshit, Asha is going to lead the iron islands as their first non-retarded leader.
>>69110208
Season 1 is the best simply because of Sean Bean, Viserys and Robert.
after they died the acting talent left in the show dropped dramatically
>>69110754
XDDD
>>69110707
what do you want me to say, man?
>>69110723
I get it, it's just funny that they treated his character like he was the mastermind behind the betrayal
>>69110770
They really fucked up hard not having that Viserys actor play Jon, he was perfect for it. He even looks like the book Starks.
>>69110754
XDDD
>>69110643
>Imagine if they had this shit after every Sopranos episode?
if the Sopranos had had explanatory episodes, they would have consisted entirely of David Chase mocking the fans of the show for entirely misunderstanding it.
honestly it's a shame they didn't have them in retrospect.
>so you're okay with Tony murdering this guy he just met? [sneers] interesting...
>>69110727
ONLY JON TYRION AND DANY HAVE SOME POINT IN THE STORY
THEY ALL ARE IN FROM THE FIRST SERIES AND ALL ARE TARGAERYN AND THEY ARE THE NORMIES HOLY TRINITY AND THEY WILL WIN THE GAME OF THRONES AND THEY WILL RIDE THE DRAGONS
>>69110753
No point in the show storyline I should have said.
>Lose Blackwater
>Beat Wildlings
>Die
>>69110685
The dragons fuse into a ultimate dragon with three heads and fuck shit up
>>69110788
I just wanted someone to listen to my complaints and maybe agree with me.
>>69109928
But the casting calls for DAYNE? asked for the most skilled swordsman in all of europe and he'd wield an iconic sword
>>69110688
This is an ending I can get behind.
>>69110741
Post hot dany cosplays for once
>>69110038
"how many eyes does the Bloodraven have?"
"nine hundred ninety-nine, and two"
>>69110822
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MUH DRAGONS
JON TYRION AND DANY WILL RIDE THEM WHILE KILLING LE WHITE WALKERS
GRRM = BEST WRITER OF THIS CENTURY
Remember when Bobby Baratheon was just a humble squire?
>>69110850
I don't feel Arya's becoming no one. Is she going to betray the faceless god?
>>69110850
XDD
>>69110879
>>69110748
Why did Tywin tell Mace to fetch ink and paper if he was just going to hand him the one signed by Robert
>>69110888
she's not going to betray him but probably will run away after learning enough.
>>69110791
that was because he lost his shit and tried to stab someone IIRC.
the hilarious thing is that Jon literally gifted the part of Westeros his family used to live in to the Wildlings, and stabbing him didn't even work. that kid is shit out of luck.
>>69110876
To Rhaegar no less.
>>69110931
That's essentially betraying.
![tiamat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/22Ge0iQ.jpg "tiamat[1].jpg")
>>69110822
sounds good to me
>>69110967
for you
So uhh why does Brienne abandon Sansa? She's with the Lannisters at Riverrun in the trailer
>>69110581
Of course it is. However there wasn't much that Tywin, Ned or Robert could really do about it. Robert didn't care because he had the throne, Tywin didn't care because he's Tywin and the ends justify the means.
As for Ned he accepted the sack as part of the war, he didn't like it happening but he hated that Elia died along with her kids cause that was too much for a guy like Ned to stomach.
>>69110835
I was playing devil's advocate to perhaps shed some light on why they did the things they did.
I hate DnD. Their shittiness is even more apparent with no source material.
>>69111007
Because the plot demands that she and Jaime go to the Riverlands and get Stonehearted without Stoneheart.
>>69111007
Clearly she's going back to slaughter all the Lannisters by herself.
Any new dornishman leak for this week? Was spot-on last time
>>69111007
Jon and Davos find out what she "did" and tell her to run or die
>>69111045
>and theres still no radmure
>>69111007
Brienne probably just drops Sansa off with Jon at Castle Black and then uses Petyr's teleporter to get back to Riverrun in time to be caught by the BwB and coerced into betraying Jaime.
>>69111023
>As for Ned he accepted the sack as part of the war, he didn't like it happening but he hated that Elia died along with her kids cause that was too much for a guy like Ned to stomach.
I don't think he really knew of it at the time, I might be wrong on that one though.
The sack and the murders are why he fucked off North and kept isolated.
do japanese like got or no
wonder if we'll get any kojimas to create a got tier bideo jame
>>69110765
>their first non-retarded leader.
Yeah she seemed to be like that, and thats why she won't get elected
>arya finally becomes an assassin and gets to westeros
>falls off a bridge and dies
>>69111007
Sansa goes with her, for whatever reason
>>69110754
>normies who like Tyrion
this is starting to enrage me more and more
>>69111111
I want my daughter to be called Sophia and look just like Bran from season 1 desu
>>69111100
>Japanese GoT videogame made by a kojima
god, imagine how shit that game would be.
CDPR are the only ones allowed to make one.
>>69111007
Sansa sends her to kill all the lannisters and freys
>>69110822
When does Kaiba appear?
>>69111034
Well at least we can commiserate. They can't take that away from us.
>>69111007
She smelled the blood of an injured cis white warrior dude that /tv/ likes and was drawn to it like a shark.
>>69111150
Bran was a cute girl, I don't know what happened to him.
>>69111116
Can Bran warg into a White Walker? What about a Wight?
If Jon gets killed by a White Walker, would he fall under their control or would Rhollor's power thwart it?
>>69110838
In truth, I've heard rumors that TWO SWORDS is Ser Oswell Whent.
But, if thats the most skilled swordsman in Europe and he looks like >>69109985 then DnD suck worse than I gave them credit for.
>>69111181
>Oswell Whent survives longer than Arthur fucking Dayne
What kind of bullshit are they doing
>>69111181
I do buy the guy to the left being Dayne, his sword looks bigger too.
in the GoT lore video Dayne has a normal sword and a shortsword though, but that's supposed to be normal for a knight back then.
>>69111081
He knew about it. It drove a huge split between him and Robert. They didn't become friends again until the Greyjoy Rebellion.
>>69111179
>If Jon gets killed by a White Walker, would he fall under their control or would Rhollor's power thwart it?
>Rhllor
>Not the god of the Others
