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>>69100814

What kind of haircut do you want senpai?
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khaleesi wins
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hello?
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BRACKEN
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Is he gonna come back all ruthless and warmongery, swiftly executing every traitor in castle black before leaving with his army to take vengeance on every traitor house in the north?
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nth for Chad
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why don't they make a dragonglass bomb and just drop it on the White Walkers from a dragon?
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I want to lick William's sweaty butthole and rape her ass after!!!
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>>69102610
he's gonna fuck sansa while thinking about ygritte
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>>69102610
His first words will be

Ser Davos, fetch me my steel.
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>>69102610
probably

jon, lady stoneheart and stannis have been merged
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>we're still looking for the perpatrators, but nobody saw anything
REALLY

all those boats on fire, and NOBODY saw ANYTHING?
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>>69102666
based
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predictions on episode 3?
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I want to daughterfu Shireen!
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>AEEEEEEEUGH
What did he mean by this?
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>>69102623
cringe
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>>69102687
That does sound pretty great.
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>>69102644
>bookfags STILL anally devastated over the goose's death
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Who else here is show fag like me?
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>>69102722
me :>
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>>69102722
i don't like you
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>>69102738
Image Macros were a mistake.
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I'm grey cardinal of the Internet, savior of the free speech.
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Highgarden !
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>>69102689
episode 3 ends the same way walking dead season 5 ends

bloody jon kills off all the traitors at castle black and just after he kills olly, sansa shows up
>jon?
cut to black, AND WHO ARE YOU
written and directed by D&D
literally ripping-off walking dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLo4BnTLhb0
replace rick with jon and pete with olly
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>>69102753
i made a macro and told my boss to have it printed and he actually did it

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>69102766
god why is she so perfect
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>>69102766
I think you mean Hoegarden.
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>>69102738
>>69102753
that's actually kind of funny
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>>69102793
saggy tits she got
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>>69102610
>turning the most honorable man in Westeros into a grimdark edgelord

No thanks
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>>69102781
that would be pretty good actually
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Reminder, Jaime is the real patrician character and if you don't love his chapters in affc you are shit
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>>69102766
>>69102798

Do people really find her attractive? Her face is awkward-looking as fuck.
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>>69102610
to be fair, i'd be pretty salty if someone killed me
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>>69102738
i dont see a single perfect avocado there desu
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>>69102834
>beauty is objective

kill yourself
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>>69102824
>dispensing justice instead of being an honorable cuck

>grimdark
fuck off retard
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>>69102832
Stannis le Mannis is much much much cooler my friend.
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>>69102824
>Jon
>Most honorable man in Westeros

He's not even the most honorable man in the room.
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>>69102798
I don't think so
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>>69102874
Ramsay will fuck him in da ass.
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>>69102845
Damn, triggered already?

Just wanted to know what you found attractive about her.
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>'Mhysa' means 'mother' in Valyrian
>I know what 'mhysa' means

Was this scene supposed to be Varys messing with Tyrion and Tyrion being shown as someone who has to pretend like he's the smartest person in the room even when he doesn't know what he's talking about?
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>at first I was like...
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>>69102824
upon his rebirth, if his oath to the nights watch remains intact then as lord commander he has no choice but to execute the traitors

if he is relieved of his duties than whoever becomes the next LC should also dispense justice

someone fetch a block for godsakes, i wasnt that olly fucks head
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>>69102623
literally kill yourself
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I'm grey cardinal of the Bolton's house.
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>>69102901
presumably
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>>69102905

Remember when Dany actually had an army?
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Gendry WHEN?
Howland Reed WHEN?
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>>69102901
well, what does mhysa means?
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Are there any memes of this big fella?
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>>69102918
I AM THE BOLTON
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>name is ruse
>literally got rused

wew
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>>69102753
>image macros

they're called memes, newfriend :^)

here: www.knowyourmeme.com
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any news, lads
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>>69102892
>GRRM written episode
>bastard showdown
>episode ends with ramsay flaying jon alive
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>>69102359

>“Ser Loras was the youngest son of Mace Tyrell, the Lord of Highgarden and Warden of the South. At sixteen, he was the youngest rider on the field, yet he had unhorsed three knights of the Kingsguard that morning in his first three jousts.”

>“‘How old are you, Ser Loras?’ Tyrion asked him.
>‘Seventeen, my lord’
>Seventeen, and beautiful, and already a legend. Half the girls in the Seven Kingdoms want to bed him, and all the boys want to be him. ‘If you pardon my asking, ser - why would anyone choose to join the Kingsguard at seventeen?’
>‘Prince Aemon the Dragonknight took his vows at seventeen,’ Ser Loras said, ‘and your brother Jaime was younger still.’
>‘I know their reasons. What are your? The honor of serving beside such paragons as Meryn Trant and Boros Blunt?’ >He gave the boy a mocking grin. ‘To guard the king’s life, you surrender your own. You give up your lands and titles, give up hope of marriage, children ...’
>‘House Tyrell continues through my brothers,’ Ser Loras said. ‘It is not necessary for a third son to wed, or breed.’
>‘Not necessary, but some find it pleasant. What of love?’
>‘When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.’
>‘Is that from a song?’ Tyrion cocked his head, smiling. ‘Yes, you are seventeen, I see that now.’
>Ser Loras tensed. ‘Do you mock me?’
>A prickly lad. ‘No. If I’ve given offense, forgive me. I had my own love once, and we had a song as well.’ (ASoS 137)
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>>69102798
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>>69102901
>Mhysa isnt a Valyrian word

Varys was testing Tyrion. He failed.
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>>69102959
So this line confirms that Roose warged into Ramsay and then killed his old body, right?
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>>69102905
why are there 4 gates?
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>>69102972
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>>69102957
not really

he isnt edgy enough for /got/ to meme
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>>69102971
pottery
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>>69102976
>>69102359

“‘Seventeen and a knight of the Kingsguard,’ said Jaime. ‘You must be proud. Prince Aemon the Dragonknight was seventeen when he was named. Did you know that?’” (ASoS 758)

Ser Loras is 15 turning 16 in 298; 16 turning 17 in 299, and 17 turning 18 in 300

>“Ser Loras was a year older than his sister,but they had the same big brown eyes, the same thick brown hair falling in lazy ringlets to their shoulders, the same smooth unblemished skin.” (AFfC 182)

This means Ser Loras was born in Year 282.

5 Year gap. Renly died at 22, Loras was 17 at the time,
Renly became lord at 7, after Stanis failed to kill the remaining Targs at Dragonstone. 2 year olds can't be squires.
Loras became his squire when Loras turned 14 and Renly was 19.
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>>69103000
safety in case of fire hazard, regulations.
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>objective ranking for people still alive

BASED Tier:

Davos
High Sparrow
Grimdark Jon possessed by Stannis
Ghost

Normie Tier:

Everyone else
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>>69102738
Should have just made it a real sign for Avocados with a price instead of going the "that moment when" meme route.
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>>69102798

Anon. Hoegarden is a drink. Are you saying, you'd drink Natalie?
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>>69102959
I'M LORD BOLTON
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Not enough Yara in this thread.
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>>69102976
>>69103028
Who the fuck is drawing these? They're kinda super cringey.
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>>69102987
It's ghiscari. A bastardization of valyrian. So it's probably also a valyrian word. Get fucked
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Queen Dany from Unburnt: Let it burn!
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>>69103039
Stannis is alive
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>>69103057
too much now, thanks
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>>69102901
>>69102987
>>Mhysa isnt a Valyrian word
Not this shit again.

Mhysa is a loanword from Ghiscari into Valyrian. Saying it's not a Valyrian word is like saying hamburger is not an English word because it's also a German one.
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>>69102610
I doubt he'll be warmongery, just maybe ready to get shit done. Probably won't even kill the traitors for the lack of manpower.

I hope he is at least a little bit insane though. Not super edgy or anything, just perhaps hearing voices, seeing shit and paranoid as fuck or something. At least change him a bit or what was the point of killing him off. Might as well have just shown ToJ right away.
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>>69103039
>putting based Alfie Allen in morbid tier.
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>>69103039
Jaime, Theon..
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>>69102644
10/10
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>>69102957
hodor?
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Was making the Moon Door a yawning pit instead of a regular fucking hallway door the biggest improvement to the show that Dabid ever made?
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Howland Reed is the High Sparrow
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>>69103051
Yes. If she didnt charge too much.
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>>69103057

wasnt asha at least kinda hot in the books
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>>69103109
No
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what if Ghost warged into Jon and we will have Jon walking around licking his paws all the time?
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>>69103094
I didn't even know it was supposed to be a normal door.
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>>69103094
killing stannis was but that is a a close second
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>>69103094
The old design is way better.

Imagine how many people went to take a piss in the middle of the night and just stumbled out.
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>>69103094
Depends. If done right, a door on the wall can be cool. I just haven't seen it drawn right yet.

But yes, the floor moon door is probably the only original design the show has done better than the book
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>>69103060
They use the valyrian word for mother in the very next scene.

At least i'm trying to give a in world explanation for their shit lazy writing.
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>>69103057
>nipples on cuirass
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>>69103090
>one-armed-has-been and castrated bitchboy
>based
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>>69103057
Book Asha a literal qt short haired princess.
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>yfw it turns out that the reason Hodor is the way he is because he was at the Tower of Joy with Ned and got injured there
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>>69103094
>>69103096
no
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>>69103094
It makes no sense structurally. It implies the castle is floating, or built with super strong materials that are unlikely to be present in the got universe.
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>>69102978
>>69103051
That shit is tasty. Mmmmm.
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Bow you shits!
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>>69103094
If it isn't a moon-shaped hole in the ground, then why is it called the moon door? Does it align with the moon's ascension on the builder's birthday or some shit?
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>GRRM goes full contrarian after seeing season 6 and doesn't ressurect Jon

d&d's face when?
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which character is most similar to you irl

sam tarly here, only i'm not fat and am a virgin
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>>69103109
It was more her actions that made her hot.
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>>69103195
It's just an arch m8
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>>69103094
What is moon door?
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>>69103058
Deviantart.
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>>69103220
They won't give a hot gay fuck. By the time the books are out, the show is over and they make their shekels.
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>>69102644
>before you make me rue the day I raped your mother.

Aren't these supposed to be implying that the writing on the left is superior? This is SSFHSITG-tier bad GRRM writing.
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>>69103094
Why would you kill a man with a sword before throwing him out of the moon door?
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>>69103222
definitely Euron Greyjoy, we're both dark, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor
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>>69103222
I don't know, maybe Sansa, except I like sadists
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>>69103109
She's a really feminine tomboy, kinda. She can keep up with the Ironborn but doesnt pretend to be a dude.

2nd favorite POV after Jaime.
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>>69103136
DABID AND GOLLUM hate fantasy elements though...
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Why did they make the Children of the Forrest look like teenagers dressed as Pokémon for season 6?
There was literally nothing wrong with the way they looked before
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>>69102670
the whole city fucking hates Dany's regime mate

it's like when european muslims don't report jihadists they've seen, because they secretly sympathise with them
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>>69103094
I don't understand the geometry of it. Wouldn't making it a pit mean that the entire great hall is suspended ten feet above a sheer drop? How is that sustainable?
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>>69103246
That would explain it.
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>>69103261
Bronn had a lot of loyalty for a hired sword
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>>69103191
>He would have killed me but for Wylis.
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>>69103288
fuck you and your meme response
i bet you are like loras irl
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>>69103297
No they don't. Normies love dragons and ice zombies and shit.That's why the show has gotten progressively filled with it.
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Boy that totally suck how Lord Bolton was poisoned by his enemies right?
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So who's next in line for the throne after Tommen dies?
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>>69103008

What ever happened to her?

And Rickon?

what's happening?
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>>69103052
Lol
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>>69103319
>Hodor killed Arthur Dayne
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why would anyone want to take the throne away from Tommen, he's literally the most based king so far, literally did nothing wrong
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Is it foolish at this point to assume that Davos has more purpose to his actions than we're led to believe?

I don't know what he could be doing, but the purposefulness of what he's done and said would really suggest that he's up to more than we're shown (oh I kind or liked Jon, hey Melly use your magic for him).

We haven't even seen him grieve for Stannis (his liege lord and friend that he was totally devoted to) or Shireen (his friend). And not only that, but I'm certain even still in the show he has SOME family left surviving.

It's honestly still somehow hard to believe that Davos has been such an oversight. We saw more grief from fucking Melly.
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>>69103345
Margaery
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>>69103345
Whoever the fuck can pay off the KG and the goldcloaks.
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>>69103349
Rickon is ramseys gift next episode.
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>>69103222
stannis
also, Sam isn't a virgin
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>>69103349
They will be a gift to Sir Ramsay next episode
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>>69103349
in the books they went to unicorn island LOL

>NAILED IT
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>>69103351
I thought Reed killed Dayne with his swamp/poison tricks or something?
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>>69103314
DAYNE?
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>>69103345
CIA will take over right after Tommen dies.
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there's literally NO BENEFIT of sitting on the iron throne and being king of westeros at this very moment. prove me wrong.
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>>69103362
Does he even know what happened to Stannis or Shireen yet?

>>69103406
In the books maybe, nobody knows the exact details
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>>69103394
>stannis
autist.

also he said he's Sam EXCEPT he's not fat and is a virgin. reading comprehension mate.
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>>69103306
see >>69103229
You can actually see pretty clearly where the moon door's supposed to be
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>>69103144
This desu
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Why do People think that Davos knows what happened with Stannis or Shireen? I didnt see anyone tell him what happened
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>>69103406
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>>69103362
Davos probably believes that Stannis may be alive. He also hasn't had the free time to grieve yet. His wife is still alive I think.

Melly is sad mostly because she turned out to be wrong pretty much the entire time and did more bad than good.
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>>69103222
Renly of course.
We're both charismatic leader among men and sexy. ;)
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>>69103222
Darkstar, we're both of night
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>>69103335
No LSH
No accurate nobility armour and clothing
1% of prophecies in the show
No Dawn
Hardly any Ghost until now
No fake lightbringer
No real use of glamours outside of a cheap shock
etc.
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>>69103354
Never did anything right either. We need a leader, not a puppet figurehead.
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>>69103306
See:>>69103229

The castle looks way too built up for my taste. I always imagined it as a moderate ancient castle built on a flat piece of mountain, with earth shipped up to cover the bare rock. Not a huge domed-church-looking thing masterfully built between two mountains.
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>>69102644
Roose Bolton is one of my favorite characters in the books and in the show. Roose actually gets more screentime in the show than he gets facetime in the books. He's a cold, calculating figure who is portrayed with dignity and terrifying precision by Michael McElhatton--a person, who aside from his piercing baby blues, does not at all resemble the Roose described in the books.

If adapting thousands of pages of fantasy, including dozens of recurring characters, into an award winning show with only roughly 10 hours of screen time per book, is a demonstration of laziness or careless trolling to you--just imagine what putting together this shitty graphic must appear to be to everyone else.

Seriously people, the books and the show are separate entities. The show makes missteps and occasionally screws up, but television is a different medium which has its own limitations and differing priorities. If you want to compare, do it thoughtfully with that in mind. If you don't like the show, stop watching it.

I understand it's a joke, but the criticism of the writing is another example of book readers' condescension and inability to separate the show from the books. This isn't the first graphic of this format to appear in /got/ generals, and I've never guffawed at any of them.

I said what I did because I think the criticism that characters in the books are more fleshed out is lazy and toxic. There are plenty of characters whose journeys and scenes are better in the show than in the books (Osha, Bronn, Margaery, debatably Theon), and this is usually due to the differing priorities of the medium of television and the great casting.

I stand by what I said. It may be a joke, but it's not funny. It's also lazy, dumb criticism which has been done to death by condescending book readers.
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>>69103362
Davos will kill melly later this season
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What is house Crimson doing? Why has D&D ignored them in the show? Do you think Jon will go to the court of the crimson king this season?
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>>69103448
>A pity the throne wasn't made out of cocks, they'd never have gotten him off of it.
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>>69103222
Littlefinger.
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>>69103222
Probably pre-Reeking Theon.

I'm a bit of a dick and flaunt my sex life too much because I'm secretly insecure and really want to prove my masculinity to my friends because I was a shy kid.
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>>69103362
Davos has no ulterior motives if thats what you are thinking

Hes just there to carry this awkward transition into reborn Jon because they know the audience likes him, everything he does is just fucking likable. Davos scenes are literally carrying S6 so far

I just hope theres more good stuff for Liam to do after Jon is back
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>>69103229
How did they build that palace up there?
How is that thing survives an earthquick?
No sing of agriculture what do they eat?
That place looks soo easy to siege just cut the ways in and they will starve to death
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>kill off a fan favourite character in a ballsy move to end a season
>2 episodes in to new season
>j/k guys lol if you have been stabbed to death by 10 people and rotted for day(s) a witch can fix it in 5 mins :)
>entire fan base gigglysquees as their husbando wakes up

so fucking lame
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>>69103222
Bloodraven. Total fucking shut in.
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>>69103335
Dragons and white walkers are literally the only magical element they left in. Probably because they had to. They've gone on record as saying they hate prophecy/magic.. so everything that they could take out, they did.
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>>69102644
those AAAAAAAH SAVE ME lines gets me every time
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>>69103483
>Thinking DABID won't give him brain damage and disown Stannis and forgive the red bitch cuz muh Jon
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>>69103495
Are you currently being tortured and had your dick cut off in someone phsycopaths sex dungeon?
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>>69103394
Kys
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>>69103222
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>>69103489
Keep your disgusting show trash dialogue to yourself. It is crass.
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>>69103532
Except for shadow demon, children of the forest throwing fireballs, Beric coming back to life and the fire sword, Qarth magic.
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>>69103546
pre-Reeking Theon I did clarify.

i will not meme with you.
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>>69103468

It is described as small but elaborate with slender towers though.

Like a smaller Neuschwanstein.
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>>69103427
You would have thought that over the course of at least a day that Melisandre or at least her actions (and even being there) would tell him that all is lost for him and Stannis.

I don't get it, they showed one sad expression of his and then absolutely nothing since - not even a mention. He's his Hand and exceptionally loyal servant, shouldn't he at the very least be behaving as though he's lost everything? He's acting as though he doesn't care and has a job to do - so could it be that Stannis and he talked more at Castle Black/the march than we know or that he's up to something?
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>>69103302
Even Europeans themselves don't report it because they don't want to be seen as racists.
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>>69103362
Davos never got confirmation that Stannis is dead.

Remember that he didn't have an appreciation for the situation Stannis was in, and wouldn't have known how fucked the army was.
It makes sense for him to at least have a small hope that Stannis or Shireen might be alive.

It also makes sense that a known Stannis man going round Bolton territory without any backup is incredibly stupid, which is why he didn't ride off immediately.
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>Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night
What did he mean by this?
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>>69103592
I always imagined it like so.
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>>69103617
He wanted to indicate to any children in the vicinity that his actions aren't motivated by emotional causes.
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>>69103594
No. it is just bad writing.
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>>69103617
He was telling everyone he's a true son of Dorne
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>>69102568
fuck off you faggots
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>>69103351
Nah, he just stumbled into the path of a swing that would have killed Ned. Arthur hesitated, feeling sick at himself and brought to tears for having killed such a hapless young fool. Ned took advantage of that to shove his sword through the back of Arthur's head.

"Guess you should have been called Sword of The Mourning. " quips Ned.
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>>69103583
.. like I said, all things that they couldn't take out. That's nothing compared to what's going on in the books.

>qarth magic
get the fuck out. qarth was shit in every way in the show cause they gutted everything that made it interesting
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>>69103611
That doesn't fit with his character's complete devotion, though, ane in any case absolutely NONE of that is demonstrated in the show. Davos hasn't shown any emotion - conflicted or otherwise - since Melisandre's return scene.
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>>69103672
hi.
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>>69103351

>Hodor

>H o D o R

>H owlan D R eed
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>>69103680
I'm just surprised they axed the half-boob dresses. It is HBO, after all.
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>>69103362
It's just lazy writing. Davos wanted jon rezzed because the writers wanted and needed it to happen.
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>>69103672
Why?
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>>69103683
Davos has Jon to leach off now. He doesn't care about Stannis anymore.
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>>69103704
im surprised we didnt get sweets or a tranny character equivalent, it is HBO after all
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>>69103628
>>69103592
>>69103468
GRRM has said this picture is the closest to what he's imagined the castle looking like.
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>>69102644
Book Roose is little more than a cartoon villain and this image proves exactly why.

You're a faggot.
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>>69103704
Qarth was filmed in Morroco where they're all prunes.
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>>69103679
>tfw it happens
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Hodor's taken a vow, much like the Zombie Mountain, to never say a word except for Hodor until Howland Reed comes back. Also in ep. 3, Howland Reed wargs into Dayne before Dayne is about to finish off Ned

PS: Howland is just some midget dude
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>>69103702
>>
brienne - cuts her own throat with oathkeeper
cersei - jumps from the red keep
sansa - takes meme potion

danny - suicide by dragon
tirion - methanol poisoning
jorah - hangs himself
jamie - suicide by faith militants
arya - drowning
bran - wargs into hodor and strangles himself

Do you think those would be their choices?

Would you add any?
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>>69103775
Theon- jump into the sea.
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>>69102824
direct shitpost
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>>69103222
Stannis.

I know what I deserve and what I'm capable of. I'm well aware of all the things that have been robbed from me. I value honesty over social niceties. I have an extraordinary resolve and will never give up. I have a sense of justice and duty.
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>>69103679
kek
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Funniest quotes:

>The part where Jaime talks to Ryman Frey's whore, who's wearing Robb's crown:
>"Lady? I'm no lady. I'm the queen."
>"My sister will be surprised to hear that."
>"Lord Ryman crowned me his very self. I am the queen o' whores."
>No, Jaime thought, my sweet sister holds that title too.

>"I am not without mercy," thundered he who was notoriously without mercy. Makes me laugh every time.

>"An admiral without ships, a hand without fingers, in service to a king without a throne. Is this a knight who comes before us, or the answer to a child's riddle?" -Leona Woolfield

>"We will defend the wall to the last man!" said Cotter Pyke. "Probably me." Said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned voice.

>"The night is dark and full of turnips."

>"He is Azor Ahai, born amidst salt and smoke."
>"What, is he a ham?"

>"See, lad, that's why he's king and I'm not. I can outdrink, outfight, and outsing him, and my member's thrice the size o' his, but Mance has cunning."

>“The woman had a terrible temper , and she put up quite the fight when I laid hands on her. It was all I could do to carry her home and get her out o’ them furs, but when I did, oh, she was hotter even than I remembered, and we had a fine old time, and then I went to sleep. Next morning when I woke the snow had stopped and the sun was shining, but I was in no fit state to enjoy it. All ripped and torn I was, and half me member bit right off, and there on me floor was a she-bear’s pelt. And soon enough the free folk were telling tales o’ this bald bear seen in the woods, with the queerest pair o’ cubs behind her. Har!” >He slapped a meaty thigh. “Would that I could find her again. She was fine to lay with, that bear. Never was a woman gave me such a fight, nor such strong sons neither.”
>“What could you do if you did find her?” Jon asked, smiling. “You said she bit your member off.”
>“Only half. And half me member is twice as long as any other man’s.” Tormund snorted.
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>Brienne loses her king and goes on to be plot advancer number one, killing whomever and doing whatever the writers want on her ebin adventure

Will Davos be the same now he's a knight without his king?
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>>69103362
It was painfully obvious from the previous season that Davos really took a liking to Jon. I have no idea why bookautists find him wanting Melly to resurrect Jon so hard to grasp.
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>>69103803
i kind of find theon: suicide by ramsay more plausible
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>>69103406
Pretty sure he stabs him in the back while Ned is fighting him.
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>Stannis.

>I know what I deserve and what I'm capable of. I'm well aware of all the things that have been robbed from me. I value honesty over social niceties. I have an extraordinary resolve and will never give up. I have a sense of justice and duty.
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>>69103835
Maybe. At least right now he's still likable.
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>>69103473
Theon is way better in the books. We don't witness his torture first hand, but other than that his character is a lot more complicated and had a lot more agency than on the show. On the show he's really pitiful from the start, where as in the books he was proud and handsome though secretly very insecure, and undergoes a lot of transformation over the course of his story.
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>>69103775
Sand Snakes: spread poison on their labia and then lez each other to death

Last one to die says with her last breath "Now that's what I call bad poosy"
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>>69103509
He goes to bear island, probably to get support for Jon, I think Sansa is there too.
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>>69103831
I don't remember these quotes in the TV show
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>>69103859

No, see >>69103764

Arthur Dayne isn't that retarded, Howland forced his hand via warging
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>>69103229
The Eyrie looks like an absolute nightmare to invade unless you have some sort of catapult.
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this old fart is going to sit on the Iron throne
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>>69103878
hot
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>>69103628
That's basically the same as the show except it's got a highly-built-up steeple-church instead of dome-church.

>>69103735
This looks cramped and squat enough to me, since the outer wall at the front would be built up just to lend support to the other pieces, not to make a taller castle.
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>>69103039
jaime and pod.
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>>69103841
Because it makes no sense from an in world perspective. It should have been Melly making claims she could revive Jon while Davos and others are skeptical.
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Does anybody else no longer care about the characters and povs after E02 except for Tormund, Blackfish, old Howland and Night's King?

Even surviving chars I previously liked since first appearance like Jaqen and High Sparrow are no longer interesting. They seem less human with indie motives and more talking puppets playing out a role for the privileged pov char arcs.
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>>69103517
truly.
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>>69103617
>ima white boi tryna be wuz and kong
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>>69102766
>>69102834
I'd rather fuck the guy one the left. N-no homo.
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>>69103911
d-different angle
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>>69103775

Varys - arranges his own assassination
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>>69103057
>yfw this is a 8/10 in bongland.
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>>69103808
also middle aged, balding and cant get it up with a crane

i totally see why /got/ self inserts with stannis
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>>69103903
Like he's ever going to get the nomination.
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>>69103222
Satin.
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>My name is tyrion and i did nothing at all in dance, ayy bby where do whores go?

what did he mean by this?
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>>69103903

>implying he won't stand before the throne and order it melted down

HIGH SPARROW IS PUUUURE
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>>69103878
penis inducer
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>>69103946
keked desu
kinda clever
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>>69103959
High Sparrow was actually voted by the people, more than the Lannisters or Tyrells can say.
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>>69103940
you're not alone
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>>69103903
He should have faced fuck marge/cersei when they were in prison
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Where are the leaks
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>>69103222
depends, who is the westeros equivalent of a schizoid?

Pyat Pree?
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Where is Darkstar?
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>>69103967
>>69104009
faggots
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>>69103903
he's going to get mountain related head disorder
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>>69103222
Gerion Lannister.

My family hates my antics and I have a tendency to be never seen again.
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>>69104009
me in the middle
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>>69103972
Do you prefer constant dick jokes from dnd's le meme midget? Tyrion's bitter fucked up journey in dance was his best shit. You, like me and everyone else, just hate penny.
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>>69103517
You must be new
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>>69103886
That's the point. No fun allowed in D&D's GoT, only edgy memes and "unexpected" deaths.
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>>69104038
Ghost kills Olly
Umbers give Rickon to Ramsey
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>>69103831
Basically everything from Edd.

>The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints—the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do.

>Place was overrun with rats when we moved in. The spearwives killed the nasty buggers. Now the place is overrun with spearwives. There’s days I want the rats back

I also like Stannis' sense of humor. It's dry as fuck and I don't think anybody can actually tell when he's joking.

>Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint in suspicion and mutter to each other about how queer it tastes.

>'Who better to command the black cloaks than a man who once commanded the gold, sire?'
>Any of you, I would think. Even the cook
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>>69103911
>that season 1

Did they build a castle on top of some weird mountain that had a bunch of holes in it making pillars, or did they build the castle and then go full retard spending hundreds of years carving those holes for ventilation?
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>>69103517
>yfw this doesn't happedn in the books at all, all the fan theories were wrong, D&D just know what their fans want
>Cleganebowl will be in the show but not in the books
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Why did he look so much better last episode?

His reveal last season was so disappointing but both the drunk-smashing scene and the 20 good men visibly shitting themselves at the idea of having to fight him were both 10/10 fantastic.
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requesting Davos reading Darkstar
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>>69104004
The joke...
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>>69103222
Qyburn. Friendly science guy.
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>>69104066
Leave Satin alone. He's had a rough life.
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>>69103224
Theon described her as very beautiful despite a large nose. The actress doesn't really fit the description he gave.
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>>69104004
>he still thinks democracy is a good thing
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>>69103873
>Implying he isn't the best man to put on the throne
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>>69103911
Erosion.
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>>69104099
the true king of banter
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>>69103831
>Ser Ding Dong

NAILED IT
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>>69103922
>It should have been Melly making claims she could revive Jon while Davos and others are skeptical.

Except Davos flat-out made it clear that he's learned to accept the fact her magic is real.

Seriously, this is not a stretch AT ALL. You faggots are reaching badly.
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>>69104107
His reveal last season was exactly how the books ended. He's revealed, stands there and does nothing.

The only difference is isn't hasn't got a faggoty plume feather sticking out of his helmet.
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>>69103222
Nymera for in all levels but physical I am a she-wolf marauding freely in the woods of existence, as I have my pick of beta males to mount my rut.
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who the fuck is this shitstain tripfag itt? where did based Eko go? shit tripfags plz leaveee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>69103517
>Implying we didn't all see this coming
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>what normies are posting on their facebook
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>>69104161
The presentation was still better this year.

He also stood there and did nothing when the soldiers were telling Cersei she couldn't go to the funeral, and it was great.

Fuck, in his other scene he made exactly one slight arm movement and it was perfect.
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>>69104161
He didn't have those faggoty JUST-eyes in the book.
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>>69104168
eko, pls

nobody cares about you're sorry ass either. put the trip back on so we can ignore you
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>>69104134
rightful=/=best

he's objectively not the best choice that's the whole point why several kingdoms didn't want him as king
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>>69104168
lmfao hi newfag
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>>69104066
Nigger.
>>
DESOLATION
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>>69104134
Renly was.

Stannis is too autistic and a stickler for shit to play the game.

Renly would've won this war and had a united kingdom with Robb and the North still alive and together and the Lannisters dead. Ready for White Walker invasion
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Who in westeros would be a schizoid?
varys?

We already have a bipolar king.
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>>69104200
>not a single book-fag has ever theorized tyrion might be a targaryen
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>>69104200

isnt that a popular theory though

that aerys raped tyrions mother and thats the real reason tywin hates tyrion
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>>69103911
The fog hides the low, steep valley
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>>69104232
literally faceless men
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>>69104200
>Series literally starts with Tyrion reading a book about dragons
>Is asked by Jon Snow why he would read about dragons who have been dead for hundreds of years
>You
>Just
>Never
>Know
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>>69104231
>Renly was.

>a Tyrell dick puppet was best for the realm
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>>69103903
I think Jaime is silently plotting to kill him so probably no, he will not.
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>>69103831
Book Tormund is a fucking legend. I wish his show counterpart wasn't a grim and serious edgemaster.
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>>69104159
When did he learn that? Five minutes before out of the blue asking if melly could resurrect jon?

What brought him to such conclusions? He's had a deep distrust of magic since day one. Why would such thoughts even enter his head?

Its shit writing and completely out of character both book and show.
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>>69104256
Making an alliance does not mean you're a puppet you fucking rube. And Stannis was the literal definition of a puppet.
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>>69104231
Renly is the one who fucked everything up by trying to force himself as king.
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>>69103873
>>69103958
kek
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>>69104279
How could he not believe in magic after seeing that shadow demon shit?
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Guys, help me out, I'm in a really weird situation.

Okay, so, me and my two brothers run a family business. My oldest brother started it up and he got quite successful and popular so me and my middle brother joined up with him. My oldest brother's done most of the heavy lifting and now acts like the face for the business, my middle brother...well, he's a little autistic. I think he actually has aspergers. He does a lot of the paperwork by himself quietly and doesn't really like hanging out with any of the coworkers. Anyway I've spent my years being the kind of friendly relations guy, organising work events, getting to know each of the employees, actually just keeping the friendly atmosphere. Biggest bro was always happy with me for what I do, but recently he had an accident that's gonna put him out of work for fucking ages. Everyone at the business wants me to kind of take charge for now since I know them and I've been doing this kind of thing for ages, but now my autistic brother is having a tantrum about how "he's the boss now" because he's the second oldest. I don't think he's even bothered to learn the names of anyone who's worked here let alone make a good impression, but he's adamant that he's in charge of everything now. We kind of told him I was gonna take charge for now and he literally stormed off, brought in his girlfriend he met online who calls herself a "wiccan" and has her shouting weird gibberish at us.

What the fuck should I do?
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>>69104288
theon balding
jon manlet
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>>69104200
>everyone's a secret Targaryen, except the secret Targeryen, who is actually a Blackfyre

Pottery
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>>69104256
>implying Tyrells don't know how to rule
>implying Renly doesn't know dick about making friends and picking the right people

Fucker got the Stormlands to back him even though Stannis was "rightful". That's how shit Stannis is. A man who can command that kind of loyalty is better for the Realm than a divisive fuck like Stannis that also got into woshipping a foreign god that'd make the High Septon and most followers of the Seven never accept him.
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>>69104279
The whole point of his arc during season 3 and 4 was him learning that Melly, despite her faults and his misgivings about her powers, was loyal to Stannis and a useful asset if someone kept an eye on her.

He always believed in her magic, that was never a question.
He just learned to deal with it, and her obvious devastation at Stannis' death obviously mellowed him.
It will only be bullshit if he stays mellow after he inevitably learns what happened to Shireen.
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>>69104290
Stannis had no proof of jackshit.

Renly was gonna pull off a Robert, and it would've worked if Stannis hadn't been such an autist
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>>69104147
>"Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing."

>Without a son of Winterfell to stand beside me, I can only hope to win the north by battle. That requires stealing a leaf from my brother's book. Not that Robert ever read one.

>Do I need to make you swear an oath before a tree?
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>>69104365
Renly was a traitor and a usurper
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>>69104288
>everyone but Alfie and Kit skipping Leg Day
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>>69104325
He believes melly is a real witch. He doesn't believe Blood magic is a positive thing. And he has no clue at all that melly or anyone can bring people back to life.
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>>69104328
Alfie is the same height as Kit
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>>69104326

you should stop listening to the shit your boyfriend feeds you before he sucks your cock

you should also stop making dumb, nonsensical analogies

thats the way inheritance works, renlycuck
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>>69104387
Literally so was Robert and Aegon.

Stannis would have been a Maegor the Cruel come again.
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>>69104279
He's had a deep distrust of Melly's religion and her core beliefs, not necessarily the fact that her magic can do things. He also made THAT clear. Even in the second fucking season he was the only person to witness one of her craziest feats. He's not stupid, he's fully aware that her magic is real.

It's not out of his character in the slightest, you're just being a tryhard because you're looking for shit to criticize.
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>>69104328
>>69104349
Leave them alone. They're cute <:c
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>>69104099
>The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints—the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do.

One of my favorites.
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>>69104365
Renly was a spoiled princess who wanted the throne for nothing more than to use the crown as another accessory.

We've already bad this fucking discussion and I know it's you because you always post the same thing.
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>>69103878
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>>69104099
I kekked, please deliver MOAR
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>>69104387
Stannis had no proof of any of his claims, to the Realm Renly was a traitor an was only usurping or trying to in regards to Joffrey, not Stannis.

Stannis had no rights to jackdick without proof.
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>>69104326
Make him bend the knee, settle it, then go home and enjoy making passionate love with your boyfriend.
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>>69104420
>Stannis would have been a Maegor the Cruel come again.

t. renly
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>>69103222
Pre-castration Theon. I never felt like I belonged, was very shy and bullied, so I started hiding behind an attitude, outspoken opinions, and dark humor. Super fucking horny. Have always felt I have something to prove to my father who was always way harder on me than my siblings. I also have a history of terrible luck, and unwittingly making matters worse for myself, like when I convinced my mom to divorce my dad, but then he got custody. lol Fuck me, right? As a kid I used to wish for the opposite of whatever I wanted to try to trick god, and developed a real chip on my shoulder.

Even post Reek Theon I can relate to a little bit after working 10 years at a dead end service job and having chronic injuries and nothing to show for it. As soon as I started struggling due to pain, all my history of good work meant nothing and they came down on me hard, but I didn't have a lot of options. I had a terrible limp by the end. Service sector jobs are the slowest kind of torture.

I finally got one stroke of great luck, though, so things are getting better.
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>>69104404
game of fucking manlets
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>>69104365
Ned told Renly and said they should work together against the lannisters, Renly ran off by himself and split the armies while leaving Ned fucked in King's Landing.
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>>69104437
Then we both know we'll just need to agree to disagree
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>>69104405
>muh law, muh inheritence
>said the younger brother or a usurper

Is Stanis really is honorable as he claims then he should bend the knee to Danny.
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>>69104451

>proof that you are the older brother
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>>69104403
>And he has no clue at all that melly or anyone can bring people back to life.
He asked her and she said maybe.
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>>69104194
I think anon was talking about the normies. No one on here gigglesqueed, that's for sure.
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Next episode is called Oathbreaker. What have you guys been theorizing the purpose of the title is?

Obviously I think a lot of people think it has to do with Jon, and I have to agree even though it's the obvious choice. When you are revived you lose part of yourself. Jon will lose his loyalty to the NW, break his oath and take a different path.
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>>69104471
Ned rejected what Renly wanted to go for, his own fault
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>>69104471
Um.. what?
Renly was the one who told Ned they should work together. Ned said no cause he's a literal retard and Renly (rightly) left so the same thing wouldn't happen to him.

You got your wiki info wrong friend.
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>>69104427
see>>69104403

Also go fuck yourself if you cant be civil.
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>>69104334
Stanis fags are austistics sperglords who in real life are low or middle-class virgin Americans who worship Poutin because le based /pol/ meme

They are brain-damaged. There's not point in arguing with them
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>>69103345
Nobody. The throne remains vacant and the different Kings and Wardens would either break tradition and nominate, or become independent. Likely they'd fight over the throne though.

In real life some cousin family from the Stormlands would probably inherit the throne.
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>>69104471
Jon Arryn told Stannis and said they should work together against the lannisters, Jon died Stannis ran off by himself to Dragonstone and split the armies while leaving Robert fucked in King's Landing.
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>>69102957
Hoduh
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>>69104496

robert got the throne the exact same way the targs did you complete fucking cretin, by conquest
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>>69104526
No shit. Let's talk about it in the next thread. What's the KL angle? Who dies?
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>>69104526
He can't be breaking any oath, he died and thus his watch has ended.
It must be something about Jaime - he's got the Oathkeeper sword.
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>>69104405
Inheritance didn't matter when bobby b took the throne. This whole "stannis is the rightful thing" is retarded. It's Dany that's the rightful one, or Aemon. Beyond that, Renly has the right if he takes it. and he tried.
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>>69104559
>being this upset by memes

based stannis causing aneurysms worldwide
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>>69104526

Well he died so did he techinally break his oath or fulfill it?
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>>69104550
die you fucking trip aids
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now she's just crazy hot
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“Stannis of Dragonstone,” they all heard Dabib say, when they were close enough to kiss. His deep voice boomed beneath his nose. “I killed his character development.” He thrust his free hand into GRRM’s unprotected face, pushing bony fingers into his eyes.
“Then I made him kill his daughter.” Dabib slammed his fist into the authors’s mouth, making splinters of his teeth.
“Then I had 20 good men smash his army. Like this.” As he drew back his fist, the blood on his shekelgrabber seemed to smoke in the cold dawn air. There was a sickening crunch. Linda and Elio wailed in terror, and Dillane’s breakfast came boiling back up. He found herself on her knees retching bacon and sausage and applecakes, and that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery peppers.
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>>69104559
This
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>>69104503
He needed proof that Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella were bastards born of incest.

And being the older brother or "rightful" heir doesn't get you shit when you're brother is pulling a Robert and winning the throne by the sword, otherwise Viserys would've gotten it, which he fucking didn't. Stannis would've been skipped as the line would line of succession would start with Renly now.
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>>69104496
Targshits were banned
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>>69103345
In the books:
>Myrcella
>Stannis
>Shireen
>Other Baratheons
>Other Targs
>House Martell

In the show:
>Cersei
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>>69104507
My question is why does that idea even enter his mind? Why now of all times? I could see him reaching for that kind of desperation over Stannis or Shireen, not so much Jon.
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>>69104607
upvoted so funny jajajajajajajaja
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>>69104450
One of my favorites from Edd

>"I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?"

>"Was it a long fall?" Grenn wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?"

>"No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks."


>"There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk. I knew a brother drowned himself in wine once. It was a poor vintage, though, and his corpse did not improve it.”

>“You drank the wine?”

>“It’s an awful thing to find a brother dead. You’d have need of a drink as well, Lord Snow.”
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>>69104596
>being this butt flustered cause you're wrong
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>>69104437
>Why should the only one capable of being a good king take the throne when his Allahu Ackbaring autistic older brother can burn half the kingdom
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>>69103212
the moon is shaped like a circle
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>>69104581

HE GOT THE THRONE THE SAME WAY THE FILTHY INBRED TARGS DID

BY CONQUEST
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>>69104368
>>69104099
I love witty meme characters
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>>69104468
i appreciate your sincerity
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>>69104579
An ep title usually means a unified theme for all povs. Kike&Kike got that much from David Chase at least.
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>>69104653
>>69104573

And Renly wanted to take the Throne the exact same way. By conquest.
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Threadly reminder
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>>69104559
>>69104609
>being this triggered by Stannis
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>>69104581
>being this much of a cuck to foreign invaders
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>>69104468
neck yourself you cringey faggot

please tell me this is a joke.
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final episode name leaked!!!

MHYSA II

GET HYPE
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>>69104686
why are all /got/ trips except eko cancerous shits?

well maybe davos too, he was cool
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>>69104696
>>69104587

>hah I am AUTISTIC and my autistic character is always in the right
>you think i'm wrong? I FUCKING TRIGGERED YOU HAHA
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>>69104645
>tfw they'll probably kill Loras in a few episodes
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>>69104721
calm down you retard, it's memes.
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>>69104553

I've already read that post and frankly that too is a bad argument.

He was staunchly against her magic at first and later learned to accept that it could be useful on specific occasions like this one. He even made that clear.

I don't even know what you're getting at. Is Davos not allowed to alter his opinion? Is he not allowed to at least see the possibility of certain things Melly might be capable of? Why should we arbitrarily limit the potential of his character development to that of a simpleton considering all the shit he's been through?
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>>69104685

i have no problem with renly or his motivation, i have a problem with you morons trying to argue that he had a legitimate claim to the throne

he didnt, if he'd won the war, he would've been king and an usurper, same as robert, but he didnt, so hes just a traitor who loves getting fucked up the ass
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>>69104721
wew lad

that is some top level triggering
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I should trip
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>>69104716
attention whoring thats why
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>>69104709
Dont give them ideas.
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>>69104709
Source you autist
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>>69104559
>autism
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>>69104728
Meh. I don't really care too much.
The show's fucked over Loras beyond recognition. I choose to remember him as he was in seasons 1-2.
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>>69104747
pls no

[spoiler[I hate you already
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>>69104735
This. Stannis is a meme character
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>>69104738
I never said he had a legitimate claim, just that he would have been a more practical King for the realm than Stannis. Renly was flexible and could actually make some good alliances with charisma and a knack for people. Stannis would have created tensions and made an unstable kingdom- how do you expect to rule anyone if nobody has any respect or love for their king?
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>>69104709
MHYSA II POUNDER: THE WORKS
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>>69104668
There can be no self improvement without honest self reflection. But thanks for the (you), senpai.
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>>69104653
exactly, so my point stays. The "by rights" way of thinking is for autists. You don't need rights, you just take the throne. Therefor, Renly had as much of a right to the throne as Stannis did.
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>>69103473
SO why don't they just make more episodes per season Ya knobhead man
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>>69104785
I have done it.
grinning_defoe.pls
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>>69104788
was*
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>>69104863
>>69104863
>>69104863
>>69104863
>>69104863
new thread
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>>69104647
>Capable of being a good king

>The bold little boy with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-twenty, and still he played his games. "Look at me, I'm a king," Cressen thought sadly. Oh, Renly, Renly, dear sweet child, do you know what you are doing? And would you care if you did?

>What has Renly ever done to earn a throne? He sits in council and jests with Littlefinger, and at tourneys he dons his splendid suit of armor and allows himself to be knocked off his horse by a better man. That is the sum of my brother Renly, who thinks he ought to be king.

>Robert was the true steel.Stannis is pure iron, black and hard and strong, yes, but brittle, the way iron gets. He'll break before he bends. And Renly, that one, he's copper, bright and shiny, pretty to look at but not worth all that much at the end of the day

>He knew how to dress and he knew how to smile and he knew how to bathe, and somehow he got the notion that this made him fit to be king.

At least 5 unrelated characters in the series all say the same thing; Renly had no business being king.

It's a game to him. A game of pretend where he gets to be the king, Loras his queen, he gets pretty clothes, and has fancy balls and lives happily ever after.

Renly should've accepted Stannis' deal and been his heir. Instead Renly was a selfish princess who couldn't do it because that didn't fit with his fantasy.
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>>69104701
>being this much of an Andal shit.

Don't ever talk to me, or my First Men again.
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>>69104835
>is for autists.

>says the autist
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>>69104632
>I could see him reaching for that kind of desperation over Stannis or Shireen, not so much Jon.

Except he wasn't being desperate at all. He didn't even come across that way, he just wanted to see if it would work.
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>>69104835
just as shadowfetus stan had every right to slice the fagqueer's deep throat
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
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>>69104780
>they cut this scene out but left bad poussay and too many dany scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TTF11-XEKg
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>>69104736
Because we haven't seen any softening of Davos towards mellys magic until just now. Davos has been against sacrifices and blood magic from the beginning until now. If fact I don't think he's seen melly do anything magical recently that might change his opinions.

Again it would have worked better if melly brought up reviving jon. Maybe she convinces Davos to try and gets him to convince the others to let melly fuck with jon.
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>>69103901
You don't invade shit like that, just starve it out.
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>>69104820
Mhysa, Caloriesie of the Doughnutkri Sea, Breaker of Chairs
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>>69104496
Thats not how succession works.
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>>69103222
Tyrion. I'm a 1,76m manlet and I'm funny.
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>>69102702
i think it was something along the lines of
>Those fingers in my eyes are quite painful sir. If you could please remove them and squish my head without clawing my eyes out, I would greatly appreciate it.
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>>69103901
most armed engagements of olden times were actually sieges.

the eyrie would fall quickly
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>>69103901
>>69104954
It really annoyed me when they kept going on about it being "impregable". Like sure, a direct assault will fail but they're going to sit at the only fucking route to your castle and wait it out, and if they get that bloody gate it's even easier to defend the passage up to your fortress.
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>>69104954
Which is why they've got huge granaries and stock up on shit all the time.

Eyrie for life, nigga.
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>>69104942
>Because we haven't seen any softening of Davos towards mellys magic until just now

Yes we have. He got to the point where he stopped protesting her use of magic altogether, how in the fuck does that not indicate him "softening" towards Melly's magic?

Davos wasn't even super desperate about it, he just kind of liked Jon and hated the fact that he was murdered and wanted to entertain the possibility that Melly's magic could bring him back. The situation is not anywhere nearly as complicated as you're making it.
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>>69105052
Yeah sit in your castle and do absolutely nothing guarded by a few men at the entrance while westeros is taken over.
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>>69103354
he's done nothing wrong because he's done nothing at all.

he's weak, and easily manipulated. i'd rather have joffrey
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>>69103764
Huh, maybe him warging into one of them happens in the books and he feels shitty about it and stays at home all the time. ty anon, good theory.
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>>69105026
In the books each stage up the mountain is extremely vulnerable to the next stage, due to the road looping and shit. So once you've taken the first gate it doesn't really offer you anything, since they can just keep raining rocks and arrows down on you from up top and retake the gate once you've been beaten back.

It IS impregnable by anyone who isn't a targ with a dragon. It's the ultimate castle, because with other castles your enemy might be able to storm you. They can't with the Eyrie. They HAVE to starve you out. Which means they have to have enough food with them to wait you out, since you'll have burnt all your own fields. And since the Eyrie is also built with huge storage-houses they'll be waiting for decades, while in a usual siege it'd take years.
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>>69104067
leld but i hope thats the truth
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>>69104404
You don't see those fucking cuban heels on kit?
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>>69105493
all three of those guys are manlets.
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>Greyjoy's will be ruled by a woman or a eunich and not the fearsome pirate because shit writers
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why was hardhome so fucking good when the rest of the show is merely enjoyable at best in season 5
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>>69104468
>when I convinced my mom to divorce my dad, but then he got custody
fuark my ribs
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>>69105708
because it was a drawn out snooze fest where nothing happened

>Arya sitting in House of BW
>Arya washing bodies
>Stannis sitting at the wall
>Stannis sitting at his desk
>Stannis standing in his tend
>Jon sitting at the Wall
>Jon talking about hardhome
>Jon sitting at the wall and talking about hardhome without going there, yet
>Jaime on the way to Dorne
>Jaime in Dorne on the way to the City of Dorne
>Jaime sitting in the City of Dorne
>Cersei in the dungeon
>confess
>confess
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>>69105583
>worst guy to rule should rule because he is male and still has his benis
you're retarded
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>>69105583
What's wrong with that? She's way less of a garbage character.
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>>69102957
does hodor has the biggest dick in seven kingdoms
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>>69104918
I don't really agree with most of these images but I have to admit they fucked Loras over badly.
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>>69106551
No that's a tie between Wun Wun and Tormund.
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>>69102644
I'm still sad that the theory that Roose Bolton is a skin-stealing vampire will never come to fruition.
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