>>69098815
1st for Jon reborn
>>69100814
2nd for did they fugg?
"The Red Wedding was a mistake" - gurm
nth for the true king
Quick, whats the worst story arc?
>>69100838
Look at them, you just know.
7th for GET HYPE
>>69100852
Well that's easy isn't it..
>>69100814
Catelyn Stark is breddy hot tbqh
>>69100814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzWo97BBeOs
How can Dabid ruin the show but still produce these beautiful shorts? Maybe the only medium in which ASOIAF can work is through animation, a series as long and good as LOGH.
>>69100852
Dorne
you JUST KNOW
>>69100852
>Quick, whats the worst story arc?
Jaime and Stannis
>>69100852
Qarth. It added fuck all.
marry fuck kill
>>69100855
i would. both of them.
>>69100870
Will she show her tits again this season?
>>69100898
Hopefully, it's the only good thing involving Dorne
>>69100884
kill kill kill
>>69100869
I'm cool with animation so long as the Nips don't do it.
>>69100881
>implying
HELLO AND GODS BLESS
I AM XARO XHOAN DAXOS, RICHEST MAN IN QARTH.
I HAVE A VAULT FULL OF RICHES, BUT NEED THREE OF YOUR DRAGONS TO BECOME KING. IF YOU SEND THEM TO ME, YOU WILL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.
GODS BLESS YOU
>>69100884
marry sansa, fuck smirkfu, kill quasi
>>69100884
Fuck Sansa
Kill Goblin
Marry Smirkfu
>>69100852
The Life Story of a Westerosi Whore.
At least the Dorne shit has some ramifications on the world and thus the other characters.
>>69100907
this
>>69100884
Fuck Turner
Marry Dormer
Kill Williams
>>69100814
She's got a fine pair of legs for a woman her age.
>>69100870
when will she make a film with Tinto Brass?
>>69100852
>>69100852
Asha
>>69100814
>you just KNOW
>>69100884
Today anon was a faggot.
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a dickhead.
Examples of dickhead behaviour -
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No dickheads.
>>69100852
What do you think
>>69100852
In the show at the moment anything that isn't at the wall
>>69100931
how about you post it fag
>>69100935
Fuck off Hunchback of Notre Dame is a good story
>>69100884
Marry
Kill
Fuck
>>69100915
khlssi pls
>>69100926
Has this fat fuck said anything about the fact that the show is shitting on the book readers now with spoilers?
>>69100848
for some reason i still think mace tyrell is yet to appear and it's played be brendan gleeson
>>69100884
Margaery
Highgarden!
Damn these threads move too fast
>>69100881
>>69100915
The trader of spices was funny as fuck.
>>69100884
kill fuck marry
>>69100951
>>69100922
the last two guys that married smirkfu didn't do so well.
>>69100951
Bloodraven is metal as fuck, though.
The High Sparrow imprisons Tommen in E4
Screencap this post.
What was the Doom of Valyria lads?
Faceless men causing it to remove the Valyrians?
A nuclear accident with the Long Night a Nuclear Winter?
The Others rising up against the Dragons?
>>69100869
how the fuck did they manage to make these more watchable than the actual show
>>69100977
Nice post, maester
>>69100970
They're separate entities you bookautist
>>69100915
That nigger only wanted one dragon. Honestly, It was a pretty good deal for Dany.
>>69100951
But darkstar is of the night
>>69100978
Pancake tits and palsy. I think I'll stay away from the Reach.
>>69100951
Hello showfriend
>>69100884
Fuck Doreah
Marry Myranda
Kill all the rest
>>69100995
You can't imprison the king are you mad
>>69100838
Wouldn't even surprise me, most of their scenes were done together and they grew really close
Richard was also said to be extremely depressed by his characters death, tfw no more mommyfu
>>69100814
You can just TELL he licked her sweaty asshole
>>69100969
what? Dormer>Williams, and i've a thing for redheads, get off my back nigga
>>69101002
big ass volcano
>>69100907
Then nips would make it much better than westerners. Japan has a far greater history in animation than the west does.
>>69101002
Nuclear reactor meltdown
>>69100852
that dorne guy that travels to visit dany
goes absolutely know where and serves zero purpose
>>69100970
What is there to say? If it took this long for someone to realize the show is getting ahead, there is nothing GRRM can say to ease their miserable pathetic lives.
>>69100970
No he's too busy complaining about the Jets horrible draft
http://www.strawpoll.me/10127278
http://www.strawpoll.me/10127278
http://www.strawpoll.me/10127278
http://www.strawpoll.me/10127278
http://www.strawpoll.me/10127278
>>69100951
you forgot to mention bedwetting
>>69101002
Obviously the Others are old Valyrians ... try to think, Baelish!
>>69100978
That is SUCH a cheap, shitty, and tacky looking dress. What were they thinking?
>>69100970
He said that so far no spoiler had any effect.
Stannis is alive
Shireen cannot be killed that way
valyrian steel wasn't a spoiler really
most other shit cannot or will not happen since the story is so far off from the original
He has a contract though. All he really says is "Books are the books, show is the show"
>>69101059
>telling one dress from another
cuck
>>69101002
>A nuclear accident with the Long Night a Nuclear Winter?
God I hate this. The Long Night came about from the humans killing off the Children and thus upsetting the careful balance, letting the Others expand their reach.
>>69100970
He doesn't give a fuck and is probably contractually obligated to not bash on the show. You don't bite the hand that feeds you. The show is the reason why ASOIAF became mainstream. They were respected by fantasy fans pre-GOT, but the TV series made him a household name and generated millions for him. Not to mention all the royalties from the show and merchandise.
>>69101041
I don't even hate the weebs on /tv/ but that shit was gay.
>>69101002
It was anorbital laser
>>69101002
Mega vulcano exploded sending toxic shit into air and blocking the sun
>>69101050
I'm from Dorne.
>>69100884
C L I N I C
>>69101060
>yfw it all happens anyway
>>69101100
t. whitest man in Portugal
>>69101002
Valyrian mega orgy causing the birth of a Dark God
>>69101090
Fancy
>>69101002
The Valyrians dug too deep in their mines for precious gems and gold. Dragons and firewyrms were originally underground and it's possible that their slave miners stumbled across a vast nest or a humongous one that caused that cataclysmic event.
There's also a theory that Braavos was behind it. The city didn't announce itself to the greater world until AFTER the Doom; the timing is a bit of a coincidence.
>>69101100
Wuz you kangz?
>>69101005
They are meant for the book readers and the fans, follow the books, and use animation (in other words are cheaper to make, don't rely on bad pussy to make money).
I also suspect that someone with actual talent are producing the animated lore shorts.
>watching the Thoros of Myr short, listening to him talking about the Long Night
>actually get scared at the end when he wants another drink, almost cry at how brilliant the voice-acting and animation is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXtUTNqKOjw
>>69101025
>bedwetter whining about people who watch a TV show......on a TV thread
moronic beyond belief
>>69101100
White Pride Planetos Wide
>>69101100
Hello my white brother
>>69101036
Richard's Robb was good, but man, he would've been a better Jon than Kit.
>>69101041
They rely on sweatshop labor for their cartoons. Fuck them and weaboos.
>>69101128
Princez nigga
It's always summer, under the sea. I know, I know. Oh, oh, oh.
Under the sea, you fall up. I know, I know. Oh, oh oh.
>>69101002
pretty clear it was pompei 2.0
>>69101131
>almost cry at how brilliant the voice-acting and animation is
Full fucking pleb, end yourself
>>69101040
>>69101095
Volcano sounds too simple, Fatman likes to shock people. At least give it some other cause like this >>69101125
>>69101060
>Shireen cannot be killed that way
Yeah she is. D&D even said it in interview.
>>69101002
Apparently it involved Daemons and volcanic eruptions. Probably the latter and the daemons are just suprstition but sailing into old valyria apparently affects you badly and is dangerous as fuck.
>>69100970
It's spoiled like 2 things, one of which was pretty fucking obvious
give me dabid memes
>>69101155
why did he gasp?
>>69101155
>tfw no mummers in the show
>>69101170
2 big ass volcanos
>>69101183
He's an ice zombie now
>>69101183
he forgot to turn off the stove
>>69101002
A volcano.
>>69101002
They just set off some old reactor or a fusion bomb or some shit.
>>69101183
He hasn't breathed in a long time, anon. Cut him some slack.
>>69101183
What happens when a drowning person's lungs don't work for a long time and you resuscitate them?
>>69101176
He means by Stannis.
>>69101178
>but sailing into old valyria apparently affects you badly and is dangerous as fuck.
Must be something more than Volcanoes then.
A high tech civilization remnants gone rogue?
Atlantis 2.0?
>>69100884
Marty
Kill
Fuck
>>69101050
Shouldve bombed the Balkans out of existence then sowed it with salt. GAS ALL BALKANS REEEEE GET OUT BALKAN FUCKING SHITS
>>69101183
he was dead for like two days bruh. probably has a monster headache
>>69101002
Nuclear blast you plebaeian
>>69100884
Rape Marry KILL
>>69101220
Radioactive Fallout
>>69101025
this is a TV board. what is your point?
>>69101217
thanks
>>69101121
Noise warriors when?
>>69101217
god i swear this shit has never once been funny
>>69101170
Ok,so a volcano that was activeted by red priests on ashai to tribute the lord of the fire
>>69101226
lmao
>>69101226
t. NATO
>>69101226
>being that mad about the memekans
>>69100838
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
richard madden is known to be THE most hung guy in scotland, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed fairley's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with richard barely able to force it past the knob, and fairley moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on richardss throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
What's the first thing Jon going to say next episode?
>>69101148
>>69101150
>being this jealous of the best house in Westeros who managed to wreck Aegon the Conquerer's shit, kill one of his dragons and his sister-wife, was free for centuries and only joined the kingdoms because of passion
>>69101244
>>69101261
Both of these would work. Nice.
>>69101280
Watch him talk about Ygritte in the afterlife or some shit.
>>69101280
Something about/to Ghost
>>69101280
"bad pussy"
>>69101280
Why.
>>69101251
Soon if Euron has the Valyrian horn in the show
>>69101281
>best house
>extinct
lmao
>>69101277
Banging older women at your work is top tier shit desu
>>69101125
>The city didn't announce itself to the greater world until AFTER the Doom; the timing is a bit of a coincidence.
Wasn't Braavos a city filled with people who'd run away from the not-romans and were hiding? Of course they wouldn't announce themselves until the valyrians were gone.
>>69101261
Are red priests retarded?
>>69100951
You may be the biggest faggot in these threads since the Jonautist. You should be proud.
>>69101280
>*record scratch*
>You're probably wondering how I got here
>>69101351
>Are priests retarded?
ftfy
>>69100970
If he hates the show so much maybe he could get off his ass and help write for it
>>69101280
Edd, fetch me a block.
Ser Davos, fetch me lightbringer
>>69101280I LIEK CHAWKLIT MILK
>>69101365
>Jonautist
>worse than Marcus
I bet you thought it was really multiple people raging at the Jonautist and not just Marcus samefagging
>>69101217
Like all Jews they have a compulsion to corrupt and ruin all that is beautiful and pure.
>turn "When the sun sets no candle can replace it" to "fringed sleeves"
https://youtu.be/6AInhGV4SWo?t=52
>>69101036
>>69100838
it worked for kit and rose
>>69101351
They wanted fire, but didnt expect the toxic dust blocking the sun
>>69101280
"I just had the weirdest dream!"
>>69101050
>1 Mexico
>non-whites in /got/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69101389
not really
>>69101280
He'll appear before Melisandre and say "Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?"
>>69101396
He did until last season. His publicist and his editor locked him in his room and forbade him from writing on the show until he finished the book
>This was my father's, Hoster Tully's room. He ruled the riverlands from here, wisely and well. The light was good over there near the window, and whenever stopped writing he could see the largest river from this castle, the Trident. When his eyes were tired he would have Catelyn Stark, my sister, read to him. Littlefinger grew up here with me and we built a castle out of wooden blocks once, there next to the door. You will never know how much I hate you for being in this room, Kingslayer. because you are not an honourable man..
Written for television by David, Dave and Dan
>>69101280
He's gonna have Alliser killed for leading the rebels, and have Olly killed for killing his woman
>>69101178
>but sailing into old valyria apparently affects you badly and is dangerous as fuck.
Volcanic gases seeping out of the sea. Poisonous as fuck, makes the water "boil" from time to time to make people think there's a giant dragon down there, and the poisonous clouds would cause a mist that'd make the waters harder to navigate, causing more than the usual amount of shipwrecks.
>>69101476
that was pretty good though
>>69101413
Either way "bed wetter" trying to forced his failed m>>69101413
eme is just as bad
>>69101419
>tfw no Robb/Catelyn sex scene at the eve of the red wedding
jdimsa
>>69101467
Didn't seem to help.
>>69101220
>>69101244
>>69101287
Stop being retarded. It's volcanic gas.
The oracles of Delphi would go into trances because they inhaled volcanic gases.
http://www.history.com/topics/ancient-history/ancient-greece/videos/secrets-of-the-oracle
Shouldn't Jon have some sort of affliction for dying?
For example
>Being unable to speak
>Being more ruthless
>A shift in personality
Anything?
Or is he just going to be the exact same guy?
>>69101487
I'm hoping they spend an episode slowly torturing olly to death
>>69101416
>beautiful and pure
>a groomed teenage boy going into celibacy after his molester dies
>>69101002
the faceless men got a dragon egg. they used it to blow up the fuckin volcano. yes this is actually what I think.
>>69101280
o shit waddup
>>69100852
20 good men.
>>69101442
Mexico is white
>>69101320
That's the expression I'd have if I had to stand next to Zach Braff.
>>69101497
Sounds like a stretch. Radiation sickness is more plausible.
>>69100880
Triggered
>>69101457
It's like pottery
>burgers will clap and eat this shit up because muh jebus, will hail it as a cinematic masterpiece
>>69100852
Sneks
>>69101500
Hes not nearly as bad, he just posts a single post at the start of the thread whereas those fags would ruin entire threads with their spam
Seems to me like you are just getting triggered hard by him calling out bookfags
why is he crouching?
>>69101518
Of course he isn't going to come back wrong, that would be to consistent with the rest of the story.
>>69101515
No fun!
>>69101518
In the books resurrected people change.
In the show... lol D&D
>>69101365
book bed-wetters who are too dumb to realise this as a TV board deserve to be called what they are. stick to the TV show or take your piss-stained sheets and dirty underpants to /lit/
>>69101487
rip kissed by the fire girl
>>69100852
Dorne, followed very closely by Dany after the death of Khal Drogo.
>>69101566
he is a slav
>>69101326
>show
>canon
I didn't read the books. just started GoT book recently, ever since it became clear that the show was betting worse and worse with each season. Even the wiki articles are more entertaining then bad pussy, rhollor hungers, Loras "I like cocks, who's Renly?" Tyrell and funy dwarf man meets muh dragons
>>69101515
The Delphi gasses weren't deadly and they didn't cover hundreds of miles.
>>69101566
he pooping, gangsta
>>69101575
>In the show... lol D&D
they clearly say it about Beric, and we can't tell shit about jon from a few gasps, he could be a walker for all we know
>>69101518
He bleeds out from his wounds and dies again because Mel forgot to stitch them up.
>>69101487
>He's gonna have Olly killed
Promise me, nerd.
>>69101575
>In the books resurrected people change.
>In the show... lol D&D
A bit early to say that, don't you think?
Beric did have that speech about how he feels like less, and the future episodes will show how it affects Jon
>>69101280
Did I get taller?
>>69101280
>Phew, I was almost A Feast for Crows©!
>>69101389
>they let Thoros of Myr inn their ranks and thought he could single-handedly conver the enitre 7 kingdoms, instead of turning him into a prostitute when his father gave him up as a kid, whoring out his boypussy and boycunt for the lord of light and shekels
Well, you tell me
>>69101280
If D and D were good writers, he'll say something like
>You once told me that the night is dark and full of terrors. I have been to the other side. I have slept in that dark. I did not dream. There is nothing there, and night is coming. For all of us. And I am not going to waste the flame you've reignited, Red God or not.
To Melisandre.
Echoing Beric's speech and his earlier speech about the Others.
>>69101280
>STANNIS IS THE ONE TRUE KING
>>69101669
That was the most cringeworthy shit I've read in a long while
>good writers
>>69101531
>16 year old knight loves 18-20 something knight
>men die young at 30 because medieval living standards
>doesn't understand that all the characters are younger in the books, adolescence is a modern invention
Showfags really are retarded.
>>69101518
Hopefully. If his death would just serve to free him from his Night's watch vows it would be a fucking disgrace.
>>69101669
This is Zod's snapped neck tier.
>>69101687
you the fantasy reader
>>69101669
Thats probably more than he's ever said at one time on the show. Jon's not exactly a deep thinker.
>>69101660
>We've got to be ready, The Winds of Winter™ are almost upon us!
One of you fuckers must have the "at last I have become the game of thrones" image of Ned
>>69100951
>>69101531
>doesn't know half the characters are young
>he thinks people were not expected to mature earlier when they would usually die at 30 or 40
>>69101728
>>69101280
"Preston was right about almost everything"
>>69101690
>showfag
They're the same age in the show. 1
16 and 22 year old isn't too bad, but that's when it ended, not when it started.
>>69101090
what is it with bond villains and (orbital) lasers?
>>69101280
>SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON NIGGA WE UP
>>69101690
>>men die young at 30 because medieval living standards
EBIN FUCKING MEME
>>69101280
"Bring me my sword."
Then he's going to become the Hungry Wolf, promptly snatchin every motherfucka head before taking his army south, taking revenge with no remorse.
>>69101739
Kids today are coddled pussies. 12 years was a man grown back in the day.
>>69101531
>17-18 year old with a 20 year old
Legal by our modern standards, you faggot.
>>69101178
It involved Daemon the Dragon Prince? I will presume you meant Demons
>>69101280
>MWAAAAAAAAH, THE WALKERS
>>69101002
The very first Faceless Men instigated a massive attack on the sorcerer kings of Valyria. This magical feedback caused all 14 volcanoes of Valyria to erupt.
Stannis is still alive because someone has to legitimize Jon snow
>>69101413
>>69101413
>Marcus
lol
>>69101280
Men call me Jon, and I am of the night.
>>69100869
>That Mark Addy
>Robert sounding pissed off talking about Targ Fucking Shits
I love it.
>>69101280
>Alliser: You're alive! By the gods.
>Jon: Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69101808
alfie has a cute butt :3
>>69101396
>If he hates the show so much maybe he could get off his ass and help write for it
He wrote five 1,000+ page novels which D&D promptly ignored...
>>69101792
Yeah, what a time to be alive. Living to the ripe old age of 20. In a coal mine. Good times.
>>69101816
*ignores*
>>69101280
And now my watch has ended
>>69101793
They're six years apart, and Loras was only 16 when Renly died. Best case scenario, they've been at it for a month or two and Loras is a huge drama queen. But it is more likely that it's been going on for years.
>>69101566
He must be a pretty tough dude, balancing two swords whilst fighting four guys. How'd ya reckon he manages to leverage power into his stabs and slashes?
>>69101320
Who's the guy on the left?
>>69101280
GHAAAA HAW HAW HAW HAAAAAAAAA!
HAAAAAAAAAA!
>>69101280
Hodor
>>69101792
what, you are really arguing to the benefit of childhood trauma and later life emotional dysfunction? are you mental?
>>69101756
>19 year old Lord Renly falls in love with 14 year old Loras
And?
>>69101780
He thinks people lived like tired old flesh sacks till they were 80 like now
>>69101792
Maybe, but we also live longer. I wonder if we extend our natural life span with a few more decades will college and highschool become the new, second and third kindergartens.
>>69101280
"I am Darksnow, and I am of the winter"
>>69101280
'I'm going to snatch every motherfucker's birthday'
What are the best characters left in the show?
>>69101737
who is this goof?
>>69101280
D&D pls go
>>69101945
Teleporting bad poosy sneks
>>69101932
>He thinks people lived like tired old flesh sacks till they were 80 like now
the average was around 30 because it was brought down heavily by huge infant mortality rates, if you lived past 10 you could reasonably expect to live 50 years at least
>>69101945
evil Jon
Davos
Edd
Theon
Jorah
Leaf
Tommen
Robert Strong
>>69101945
stannis
>>69101945
Jaime
Davos
Theon
>>69100814
>...mother
What did he mean by this?
>>69101922
I'm arguing that the idea that children are children and must be treated as such until their late teens early twenty's is a very recent modern social construct.
>>69102004
he warged into her
>>69101280
My are your are birds are all and one gone away the they.
Who had the most loyal ho in all of GoT and why is it Jon and Ygritte?
>>69101878
5 years apart, Renly is 21, they met when he was 19 and Renly 14. Plus see this:>>69101792
Robb was also a kid by our modern standards.
>>69101922
>>69101845
>14 year old starting passionate love affair with 19 year old is pedophilia, you cis scum
>but anon, even by modern standards (age of consent, romeo and juliet laws), and by the expected age one becomes an adult with responsibilities, that was ok
>NO, muh sjw fee fees, REEEE
>>69100884
anyone who doesn't kill the gremlin is out of their mind
definitely marry the one on the right because the other two aren't done yet slutting around
