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>>69094280
Want to kill self but can't do it until GoT is finished edition
WHERES RHAEGAR"S WILL?
>yfw the entire ToJ fight is a minute long.
>>69095975
is it really? are you fucking kidding me. kill me
Quick lads, post what you think is the absolute worst scene in the show so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghprWEjcNRY
>>69095975
I'm not really all that excited about the fight. We know what happens. I want to see the, "Promise me, Ned."
>>69095993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRhYPQNhxUU
>>69095924
>implying this top tier writing doesn't make you wanna kill yourself faster
>>69095993
I feel exactly like Olenna in that webm.
>>69095993
>>69096019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXr637FzC9A
>>69095975
well, after allNOW ITS ENDS
>>69096038
This is dumb but the scene isn't anywhere near as bad as anything that occurred in Dorne.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa1cTuqF4MM
at 0.45. how can any kid be so cute lol? :3
>>69096068
i agree, but still in top 3. that scene was just mind blowingly horrible
Danny is for ____ing
>>69096126
feeding
>>69096126
Feeding
>>69096126
photoshopping
>>69095975
No more needed.
>>69096126
buttfucking
How come Euron didn't look anything like Daario?
Is he a faceless man?
how is Littlefinger going to react to Ramsay being lord of the Boltons?
15th for old memes
Reminder that Gendry is the one true king and that he will return to take the throne with the biggest biceps in the world
>>69096213
>Lord Ramsay, I'm Vale
>was getting attacked from the south part of your plan?
Do all the girls have hairy legs and armpits?
>>69096192
That Dario = Euron theory was stupid.
>you will never protect her smile
how do you sleep at night knowing this?
can someone post the qarth /got/ webm please?
>with a small force we could storm the castle
Where does "a small force" figure? Is it bigger or smaller than 20 good men?
So why did Littlefinger marry Salsa to Ramsey? For the life of me I can't remember and I feel like the marriage made no sense.
>>69096126
Fooding
>>69096233
Probably strong likelihood actually. If Ramsay tries to attack the Wall Littlefinger could push up from the South and pincer him, right?
>>69096251
Nor will Bran
>>69096262
>Ramsay's face when he gets smashed by a giant
What are the chance of ep3 leaking a day early?
>'now that Jon has died and come back he no longer is bound by his oath of the nightswatch!'
Does everyone have autism? Why is everyone taking a literal reading of the oath? Why would anyone in universe agree with that legalese reading of it? Have we every seen anyone try to get out of an oath by pretending to be dead?
Why would anyone follow the guy that came back from the dead against the ice zombies?
>>69095993
Definitely this one.
Pure and utter shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVK5KTXvnCI
>>69096126
Shitting
>>69096186
>danny is for buttfuckinging
>>69096164
>Danny is for photoshopping
>>69096145
>Danny is for feedinging
>>69096309
Full episodes havent leaked but I'm sure we will get the entire episode spoiled scene by scene in text form
WAIT WAIT UP GUYS
IF MELLY SANDERS CAN REVIVE JON
WHAT
WHAT IF
SHE CAN ALSO REVIVE KING MANNIS ???
>>69096310
>my first reaction was the box
I have the autism now?
>>69096263
To turn the Lannisters against the Boltons so Cercei would give LF an army to retake the North.
Yes its still stupid, but there is SOME reason for it.
>>69096273
Littlefinger wouldn't need to, the Northern army is exhausted by the war and half the Northern lords wouldn't follow Ramsay anyway. The Vale is currently in the strongest position, followed by the Ironborn and The Reach
>>69096263
I'm guessing he needed Roose and his allies for something. What I don't know. It doesn't really make a lot of sense to me.
>>69096310
The box because she knows Anne's a big cunt.
>>69096310
except he literally died and was dead for like a day or two. everybody knew it. saw it. corpse. dead as dead can be.
his oath is only valid as he wants it to be at this point. nobody would stop him from 'breaking' it. but his business in the north isn't finished yet.
>>69096311
>50 best killers
>>69096295
welp that guy got a bit better at least
>>69096339
>Littlefinger wouldn't need to,
Doesn't he need Sansa on his side to get control of the North?
Will they show Sam in oldtown?
Really curious as to how it would look, they usually nail the sets.
>>69096335
Stannis isn't dead
>>69096295
>that scene in S1 between Jaime and Jon
>tells him he's a retard for taking the black
>implies wasting his time protecting something and giving up heritage is stupid
>literally a kingsguard speaking
>>69096310
Both. She'll look for it in the basket, then in the box when she doesn't find it there.
Why is Arya with the squidmen, when arya is a blind girl in bravos?
>>69096310
What's the point of that image?
>>69096355
Right? His acting really improved.
>>69096359
yes. he's in trailer. and that stupid gilly. i bet her baby is still an infant, despite roose's being concived and born during this time. isnt this just amazing how this show works?
>>69096376
Autists can't into empathy and will think she will look in the box first.
>>69096263
It's a bait to make Roose look like a traitor to the Lannisters so that CIA can legally supplant him.
Roose was actually pretty stupid to take the gamble. He already had enough Northern support or the resistance would have been stronger. Winning a few hesitant houses wasn't worth losing the support of the Crown.
>>69096339
>Ironbabbies
>not Dorne
>>69096310
>Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death.
He was dead. Oath fulfilled.
>>69096376
Autism test for kids I guess
They cant think from the perspective of other people
>>69096378
B. Bros before hoes.
>>69096309
43%
>>69096378
Joffrey did nothing wrong.
>>69096378
OPTION A
>>69096310
>Why is everyone taking a literal reading of the oath?
What are you taking? A figurative reading? "It shall not end until my death" (or whatever it is exactly). He died, it ended. Unless there's some specific provision about "Oh by the way you have to stay dead", and why the fuck would there be, it's a pretty simple plain-language reading.
>>69096376
It's part of a battery of tests to diagnose autism. Spergies lack a theory of mind, so they think that the chick will look in the box because they don't understand that they can know it's in the box without her knowing it's in the box.
>>69096378
i am gay, so B.
>>69096398
Dorne is JUST-tier in the show.
>>69095993
i feel like bronn sums it up pretty good. probably just the actors reaction desu
>Of, For Fuck's Sake
>>69096378
>anyone choosing A
B, always. My one and only sex slave candidate died early in the show. RIP Ros...
>>69096378
>a goblin, a slag, a fatass and murderous cunt
I wouldn't let them to my house, not to mention bedroom
>tfw half the pics in my April GoT folder from 2012 are from Mass Effect
Something must have happened during that month
Would you rule the Iron Isles with her /tv/? Would you pillage her cove?
>>69096378
B, because I can get sex when I want
Unless it's the 12,14,16 year old versions of A
>>69096378
A.
That's not even a remotely tough decision.
>>69096378
I'd rather punch Ollie.
>>69096378
Why the fuck would I need bodyguards?
Option A all the way
>>69096378
>not going for a) and raking it in turning them out for general consumptionI might keep Salsa though.
>>69096398
The Ironborn are in a position they haven't been in since Dagon Greyjoy, or maybe even Harren.
>>69096439
Ironbabbies are JUST tier since Aegons conquest
>>69096310
People are being autistic about the wording rather than the spirit of the oath.
Would Stannis vote Trump
>>69096378
A, as I am not gay.
>>69096126
Is that her? Face looks way thinner (and no, not pre hamburger thin)
>>69096378
>No option with Jojen, Bran, Tommen and Pod
>>69096488
He'd vote for Cruz
>>69096458
She looks like she smells like shit.
>>69096500
and Grey Worm pls
>>69096310
>Why would anyone follow the guy that came back from the dead against the ice zombies
..Because he's a guy that came back from the dead to fight the ice zombies.
>>69096378
>goblin, slag, lardleesi and a mad cunt as sex slaves
>Jaime as bodyguard
>punching a bro who could go hunting with
>>69096488
>Voting for Joffrey.
>>69096488
He would vote for himself even if they didnt let him be a candidate
Where is he?
What's something different and fun I can fap to? I almost have to force myself to watch porn nowadays.
>>69096530
hi person from site beyond this one
>>69096517
Grey Worm isn't a real boy.
>>69096488
Stannis would seek out some no-name third party candidate who's only on the ballots in three states, just because their views are closest to his.
>>69096545
At home banging his tard wife.
>>69096545
he's a meme by now so certainly not in ss forgotten plotlines
>>69096545
With all the other characters from abandoned plotlines.
>>69096254
c'mon, someone dump /got/ webms please
>>69096558
still has a boypussy
>>69096500
Highgarden!
>>69096378
jesus, i'm straight and i'd go for C.
>>69096545
Castle Stokeworth where he belongs. His character is done.
>>69096545
Took his residual leave and spent it with bad poosy.
Friendly reminder Emilia is top a top tier sweetheart irl
>>69096573
>People are still angry about Joffrey
That was so many seasons ago that I barely remember what he even did.
Ramsey is much worse than him in my opinion, especially since he isn't a kid.
>>69096593
Is she? Proofs?
>>69096554
Hello racist
>>69096470
Jon better not go soft on him.
Traitors get beheaded.
>>69096593
me on the left
I'm certain Ramsay will die this season.
I think he will be captured in battle and fed to the dogs.
>>69096602
Ramsay's less retarded.
Joffrey is basically Sansa with a dick.
>/got/ would rather hang out with le witty dwarf than do Sophie and Maisie at the same time
fucking queers
Where is he?
>>69096617
Of course he will. They're killing off everyone so he can be the final boss for Jon until they have to deal with the White Walkers.
>>69096617
>fed to the dogs
That would be too kind a death.
Rose Leslie, if you're reading, I still love you.
Please come back. Be my /got/ gf again ;_;
>>69096545
I hope he goes with Jaime to Riverrun. Their interactions was one of the few good parts about the Dorne storyline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-u2gUM4Vvc
Redditors on suicide watch
>>69096608
oh god just leave
>>69096625
Fuck, I'd love those two to sloppily share my dick between their mouths.
>>69096637
Busy getting his fat pink mast polished
>>69096593
This tbqh
>>69096645
Nice 1 second tumblr gif
>>69096637
At the citadel, learning kfc's original recipe and dragonology.
>>69096637
His cart got stuck in the same snowstorm as Stannis. Later he was mistaken as a Baratheon soldier by the Boltons during the battle and killed.
>>69096655
that video is almost 2 years old.
The fuck are you posting it for?
>>69096660
I'll leave after you get out of your mum's basement.
>>69095924
What is the significance of the wolfs?
Dying does seem to affect their owners
Them living doesn't affect their owners
Is it an abandoned plot line?
Who am I supposed to root for? It seems all the supposed protagonists get killed in GoT.
>>69096458
definitly.
>>69096704
>Who am I supposed to root for
Jon Snow mostly
:3
>>69096645
She's in a better place now
>>69096702
>Them living doesn't affect their owners
Are you high? Literally all of them are able to control them to some extent. Arya even from another continent.
>>69096702
the wolves are just in it to make fans from the 'muh wolves' fat edgy americans who like that kind of shit in their fantasy.
>>69096702
Where was summer during Bran's warging session? Eaten by Frogfu?
>>69096593
>tfw the average /got/ autist would probably just mumble and stare at their feet if they would meet her
>>69096609
I hope John saves Ollie for last. So he has to witness every death and whats installed for him.
Remind me why everyone so hyped about fight under Tower of Joy?It`s just Ned and co. fight Kingsguard.Doesn`t "promise me, Ned" part more importent?
>>69096704
John snow and daenerys, ofc.
>>69096702
>>69096725
This. All the stark kids could (or should at least) be able to warg into their direwolves to some extent.
>>69096725
It still seems that the direwolves importance has lessened over time and probably wont have much impact in the end
GRRM makes this shit up as he goes along
>>69096732
>fantasy fans like fantasy in their fantasy
>thinking this somehow is a bad thing
I know you try to respond but you won't be able to do so without buzzwords.
ooh found a big folder, dumping
>>69096743
Because it was a fight that involved some of the best fighters in the realm. And hopefully is going to be a mad action scene.
>>69096734
Hunting?
>>69096761
>>69096743
Its like how they did Cersie seeing the fortune teller and didn't mention the valonqar
>>69096702
Rickon gets killed and Shaggydog becomes Sansa's direwolf, redeeming her as a Stark. You read it here first folks.
So, tower of joy is one of Bran's vision?
That's the only way I think they could fit in such a flashback.
>>69096761
>>69096783
>implying we want to see these
>>69096723
Jesus, how short is Rose?
>>69096126
What game?
>>69096704
I'm starting to root for the Lannister twins even though I know they're doomed just because everyone else who isn't dead yet is so fucking boring.
>>69096739
>implying jon won't forgive Ollie, and then alliser will hang himself to complete the Christ symbolism
Wew, lad!
>>69096754
Well I think many things will have less importance than people think cause it's life'n'stuff and Gurms like his deconstruction.
The warging however will play a role and so will Aryas giant ass pack.
>>69096764
>muh action
This is an adult board
>>69095993
Bronn kinda saves the scene desu.
>>69096793
Obviously
>>69096792
Thanks for the preview Grum
>>69096800
:(
Y u do this to me man? It was such a comfy thread.
>>69096739
>whats installed for him.
what's in store for him.
>>69096793
>he doesnt know about the time machine
>>69096784
>Cersie
>>69096793
Shaggydog will control Rickon who will turn into a savage.
>>69096824
This is terrible, please stop.
>>69096802
not short enough
>>69096824I was just joking, keep going
>>69096562
But Jaime arranged another marriage for Lollys. He told Bronn he'd get a better girl and a bigger castle.
>>69096761
gifs are better.
>>69096702
it's to highlight how the old gods have fuck all influence
Why does Stannis keep getting BTFO'd?
>>69096877
>keep
>>69096023
Helps with the determination :3
>>69096754
>germ makes his shit up as he goes along
No shit, he is the author, that is his job
>>69096877
he's not reddit enough
>>69096877
How can a dead man get btfo???
>>69096802
She's 5'6.
>>69096886
>>69096907
I mean overall. Every thing he does he fails at
>>69096839
Is I before E ever true.Or does a C still count if its 3 characters away
>I spelled Valonqar right though
>>69096860
>>69096853
Its been Long time since o saw anyone saying sage
I don't agree with the image, but it's in the folder.
>>69096455
Smart man.
B is objectively the best option.
>>69096893
Well some authors have pretty solid plans what they want to do with a story
GURM just adds random shit that "mite be cool" and worries about making them relevant later, he has admitted this himself
Its also the reason why hes struggling so hard to bring everything together in a satisfying way
>>69096570
>You want a good girl but you want a boypussy
pottery
>>69095924
>implying you can't watch the rest of the series in Heaven
If you were bran, would you
A)stay and fuck vision-lyanna, though you'll diehappy
or
B)go back to the real world and livewith regret until you die
>>69096723
>a better place
Kit's face, playing his beard?
>>69096956
>struggling so hard to bring everything together
He's not even writing anymore.
>>69096956
Tolkien did the same though.
Also you can't tell my any author plans everything out beforehand cause this plan would be the book already.
>>69096932
Because it doesn't work anymore and hasn't for like 2 years now or something.
>>69096987
C) Warg into Jaime and rape Cersei again
>>69096956
Halfway (presumably) through writing TWOW he actually said he had an interesting new twist to introduce for a character that people theorized and he hadn't really considered but he likes the idea.
He's literally making this up as he goes along. GRRM isn't finishing the story in his lifetime.
>>69097000
Who's that? Don't remember this scene.
>>69096378
B of course.
>>69096956
It's not easy having the most popular tv series on the planet.
>>69096946
It's not wrong. Ignorance is bliss.
>>69096987
lyanna is a sweet piece of ass but bran is basically a wizard with infinite plot armor and will probably inherit winterfell so he could get himself loads of cunt any time he wants
>>69096378
gonna have to take B. Great bants, great wingmen, great times.
now if option A consisted of anything other than the worst girls in the series, I might consider it
>>69097027
I don't understand, /got/ had some amazing maymays and you're dumping this trash
why is there literally 0 ygritte posting in these threads anymore?
>>69096716
Never happening...
Can Dany slim down again? Or is it just a case of bong genes.
>>69096996
>showfags believe this
DABID
A
B
I
D
>>69097052
A couple of Ygritte pics in this very thread m8
Despite her character being dead for 2 seasons
>>69096956
Really he should have stopped introducing new characters after book 3 and just let the roster sink down naturally (not neccisarily through death, some characters could just leave, maybe the hound lives as a monk after rekilling his brother for example) so there were just a few essential characters left for the finale.
>>69097043
He suffered a spinal injury though, presumably he has permentant ED.
>>69097064
It's too late for her
Plus I bet she doesn't want to. Healthy at every size and all that
>>69097052
Because she's not in the show, Rose Leslie who plays her doesn't use any social media, and she's fucking Kit.
>>69097033
>GRRM isn't finishing the story in his lifetime.
He's almost 70 years old. He could die any day now from natural causes, so probably not.
>>69097064
>muh genetics
>>>/t/umblr
I keep telling myself I'm not gonna spoil the next episode for myself if anything leaks now that based Jon is back. But now i'm thinking to myself "what if they do some bullshit like pull Bran out of the flashback before Promise Me, Ned scene?" I'd be pissed. So I'll read one last Frikidoctor description or whatever way it leaks then I'm good for the rest of the 7 episodes.
>>69097050
I'm dumping in order mate, I'm not cherry picking, some of these have been posted only once
>>69096364
Jaime didn't become a KG out of choice. The Mad King did it to piss off Tywin. He thought it was an honor at first and then realized it was actually an insult.
He knows exactly what he's talking about.
>>69097087
not nearly enough desu
>>69097100
well, genes DO determine if you're fat or not.
>>69097036
it's Loras in Renly's armor at Blackwater
>>69097094
Because she's totally obese
>>69097091
if that's true then I'm going to go with the first choice
medieval times without the sex sound awful
>>69096956
yeah. GRRM HAD a plan, but threw it out the window when he realized his plan for a time skip between ASOS and AFFC wouldn't work. But he wants the keep the same ending. So he's been winging since then, trying to get a plot that's diverged a lot from his initial plan to the same destination
>>69096364
>giving up heritage is stupid
>heritage
>a bastard
>>69097099
Over/under on GRRM making it past 2020?
>>69097143
Nah, she's not that bad.....yet
>>69097175
GRRM is eternal
>>69097099
Hopefully he has a script of the rest somewhere so a competent writer can finish it for him.
>>69097177
I know. #leavekhaleesialone
>>69097095
>doesn't use any social media
The actor who plays Melly Sanders is pregnant,
So she will probably be spending next year raising her kid rather than filming.
So that must mean she dies this season?
>>69096625
But they are both ugly
>>69097099
I know you will react to my argument rooted in reality but the life expectancy for American males born in 1948 is 85 years.
>inb4 he's fat
He has always been fat. Fat doesn't mean sick automatically. Also like 70% of Americans are fat so this is taken account in the average.
>>69097064
why would she?
they can;t replace her
can you imagine asking a women to slim-down in todays environment?
>>69096853
>mfw ive know it was clegane, but ive read it clengebowl all these years
>>69097205
Neil Gaiman has the entire plot written on a burger king napkin.
Any reaction face requests? Found a folder with several hundred.
Post yfw you read on the news that GRRM has died
>>69097209
>the character Melisandre is now played by Kendra James
>>69097175
we'd be lucky with that, and we need him to make it to 2025 at least
basically don't expect dream to ever be released
>>69096381
Books are the same fucking wikifag
>>69097241
Maybe he can collab with Sanderson so thr book can come out two months after grrm's passing
>>69097233
they asked her to bulk up for Terminator
>>69097234
>clengebowl
>>69097205
He has notes but he's started should he die before completing the books he wants them burned and the series to remain unfinished.
I doubt that happens though. His wife would probably hand it to either DABID or Elio to complete. At this point I don't know which would be worse.
>Doran reveals that Queen Cersei's invitation is a ruse; Trystane is supposed to die on the way to King's Landing during an attack in the Kingswood, which will be blamed on Tyrion Lannister, and Doran is only invited so he can witness the attack personally, absolving Cersei of any blame.[10]
D and D are such wikifags.
>>69097209
holy fuck I want to see her pregnant tits
>>69097167
fuck, this was good
>>69096038
More like best scene in the series
Emilia is no supermodel, but she was gorgeous during Season one. What happened, and who do we blame for this travesty.
>>69097285
If it's his last will and testament she wouldn't have much choice on the matter.
>>69097088
There's an outline somewhere about how he originally envisioned it as a trilogy. Feast For Crows introduced some interesting plot points and characters but it was a mistake to include these from a storytelling perspective if they hadn't been conceived from the start.
>>69097316
This.
It's not like he was going to use 20 men to fight an entire army.
It was just a sabotage mission.
>>69097335
>What happened
She went from being an unknown actress to world famous with access to all that that brings.
>Who do we blame
Her for not having enough respect to bother getting into better shape before shooting.
>>69097167
More updog please
>>69096364
What is speaking from experience
>>69097371
Is that Smee?
>>69097335
people change, anon
>>69097335
There's literally nothing wrong with her. In GoT context, she's a queen. She's not going to look like an anorexic model.
>>69097423
she's supposed to only eat figs and cheese and shit
>>69097446
>me or my son etc.
>>69097423
A queen that has been shitting in bushes and living off berries for the last few weeks and made to walk miles with nothing more than what they feed slaves
>>69097454
Fuck that, she looks like a woman now.
>>69097402
nononononononononono
Emilia isn't fat you dorks
>>69097454
Maybe she deep fries all those things before consumption.
>>69097423
Unless she spends all day every day eating pies and cakes, thats not really an excuse for why she should show up to the set fast as the queen of sea cows.
>>69097397
>ywn be D&D
>ywn respond to the actor's unprofessional saltiness by making it show-canon that Selmy was past it and delusional
>surrounded by flatterers being polite to him out of respect for when he wasn't an old fuck
>ywn give littlefinger a 8-minute monologue about how selmy was secretly a joke at court
>how people were in competition to pay him the most exaggerated compliment without laughing in his face
>ywn have pycelle reveal that selmy had been wearing adult diapers for five years
>ywn introduce "pulling a barry" as Westerosi slang for overestimating your own ability
Why live?
Okay guys, how does Bran's timetravel vision work? There are no weirwoods at that locations.
>hurr, there's a weirwood in Winterfell
>200m to the right and out of sight
>>69097466
Everything below the chest is great.
She need a longer neck though
>>69097397
undoubtedly the dumbest bullshit
>>69097454
She's supposed to have diarrhea too
>>69097466
Those legs... You could make two normal legs out of one of her fatties
>>69097247
>>69097489
It's magic.
>>69097489
Each weirwood produces a sphere on influence that bran can freely travel about it.
>>69097504
Magic isn't real anon
>>69096038
This wasn't bad at all, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>69097498
she's always had thick legs...
>>69097527
new thread
>>69097489
Weirwoods apparently aren't required to see into the past anymore.
Jojen did it too. He said he saw shit from Robert's Rebellion and he saw Ned get executed despite there not being any weirwood trees.
*sound of wine glass getting filled*COCK JOKE
>>69097128
t. fatty
>>69097545
>t.
what?
>>69097487
Funny thing is that they had this "twist" about pycelle for no fucking reason.
why didn't taggart just invade qatar with the slave soldiers if it's just a great place?
>>69097533
>She always had fat arms
>She always had fat everything
No one is stopping her from losing weight.
>>69097545
but anon, it's true
>>69097254
>last book is called a dream of summer
>grrm dies after releasing winds of winter
>fans are left to dream of what the ending would have entailed
The whole thing is intentional. TWOW is already complete, it simply won't be published until George is in his grave.
>>69097527
>>69097527
>>69097527
New thread
>>69097544
*Nynaeve tugs her braid*
>>69097064
>>69097064
>not wanting the full queen
>>69097540
Arya was there though using varging. So maybe he can use people who are using or once used the CotF-net.
>>69097128
No they don't. Genes determine how quickly you gain or lose weight.
There is no gene that says "oh you're a fat fuck that can't stop eating for 10 minutes to do exercise"
>>69095993
That's not yara vs dogs scene.
>>69097540
Jojen has greensight, looking through the weirwood (into the past) is done using warging I think. There is a difference.
I don't know which of these two Bran was doing last episode.
>>69097577
When was the last time you saw your dick?
>>69097628
Actually, the idea of an epigenetic (and thus biologically determined) component to appetite and satiety is well-supported. There was a cohort born during the Dutch Hunger Winter that was studied. Total lardos compared to their peers (including siblings born outside that timeframe) and all complications like diabetes etc way out of whack with the norm.
tl;dr don't diet while preggo or your kid will be a tubbaguts.
>>69097673
>implying I ever had one to see
>>69096739
>"Look at this Olly"
>"P-please Jon...no...."
>"Ooh, 89%. We're almost there"
>"Thorne made me do it! I didn't want anything to do with it!"
>"It's Windows 10 Olly. I hope you haven't pirated anything"
>>69097247
>i'm an executive at HBO
>>69097027
Remember when GoT was good? Yeah...
>>69096643
You're missing the pottery
>>69096378
I'll take option A anyday. Fuck that gay bro shit, and Joffrey did nothing wrong.
>>69096232
>rowing
>biceps
dyel
>>69096983
Of course not. But you're forced to watch it in Hell
>>69097337
Generally wasteful provisions that demand the destruction of property aren't enforced.
>>69095993
Lady olenna is best lady.
Witty
Charming
Powerful
Calls out bullshit
Isnt a family betraying idiot like sansa
Or a edgy idiot who chases false dreams like Arya
Too bad shes old and will die
>>69096364
>>literally a kingsguard speaking
jamie spent most of his career being openly mocked by robert baratheon and when he returns to kings landing all he can think about is that after all those years of service he has nothing to show for it eg. him reading the book containing all the deeds of famous kingsguards and his is less than 1 page
Any book or lore fags know if there's anything written about this place outside of that big ass compendium? I'd love a one shot 90-120 minute HBO movie about a kingdom trying to settle the area.
But maybe that's because I've always wanted to see something like a full on fantasy/horror version of Apocalypto.
How do you pronounce R'hllor?
>>69099794
Ruh-lore
>>69099946
Muh ruh lore
Thanks
