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mommyfu edition
>>69006216
Should be /got/ - ep 3, 4, 5 leaked edition
1st for Stannis
>>69007534
bookautists on suicide watch
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
How was the episode, lads?
Please don't waste Ian Mcshane
>>69007563
Why would they be?
Anyone else noticed how they foreshadowed Hodor being the best fighter in the world this episode?
>Bran can't act.
>Tommen can't act.
J U S T
U
S
T
Post-season lore shorts objectively better than the show.
Discuss.
who /watchingonlyforwaifus/ here?
>tower of joy next episode
>now it begins
>now it ends
WHO FUCKING /HYPE/ HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y685gVGRQ98
>>69007552
POST LINK TO ORIGINAL LEAK POST
>>69007540
I didn't say they had to be large merges; they're often plot merges/role merges.
first for /dogfu/d
xth for dabid did nothing wrong
nth for no weak men
Last for obvious casting regret for all Stark children still in the show
Literally none of the can act
>it's a Lets bring a character for a 2 minutes scene just so we can kill him episode/season
They'll eventually have to address Rickon's existence
how will D&D fuck it up?
>I AM THE ROPE BRIDGE
About to watch the episode. What should I expect?
>>69007581
Yeah. I'm literally cringing when Tommen appears. He's so bad.
who /frogfu/ ?
>Roose "Rusemaster" Bolton, one of the most powerful characters in the series gets kekd in a short mid episode scene
WHAT THE FRICK
>>69007595
>No Dawn
It's shit
>>69007624
With a gift, of course :^)
Who /havehaveagoodwifebutcravethebadboipucci/ here?
>>69007626
The unexpected
>>69007595
Young Ned looks pretty shit tbqh famalam.
>>69007622
Oh no, not the flashing peasant!
>>69007615
Based Milo
I don't think Trigglypuff should be worrying about rape desu
What good actors are left in the show, lads?
>no Stannis
>no Roose
>no Barry
>no Tywin
>no Bashir
Is such void fillable?
>>69007626
Untreated Bridges
0 Sneks
Dickless jokes
Meme Magic
>>69007651
The Spanish Inquisition is in this?
>>69007624
guy in the other thread told me hes with "umbers" or something... not even sure with that is sounds like a mythical creature
>>69007610
She ate the dogs.
What a twist!
>>69007657
I think he looks good, immediately recognizable
>>69007595
How can you hype over that
>now it begins
>now it ends
Delivery was so fucking bad, not on the actor, probably D&D told him he was supposed to sounds like a cocky douchebag saying it.
Tells you all you need to know about how the scene will be.
Fucking garbage, like everything else.
I mean look at Euron's butchered nonsensical speech and all the stupid shit like that.
They just make some shit scene and put 1 or 2 lines from the book and think 'bookfag will like these cameos lines, and showfags don't give a fuck about lines, only about deaths, perfect!".
Ned Stark will probably kill Dayne too, because he's an expert swordsman and no one gives a fuck about Howland.
so did D&D give osha a nice off screen death because, i mean really, who remembers who osha is anyway
>>69007671
Don't worry, all the young edgy characters will carry the show.I hope theres no more dorne this season
>>69007674
So a 10/10 episode?
What Lord should I play as in the AGOT mod for CK2?
You can play as anyone from Westeros or Essos in the entire history of Asoiaf from Aegons conquest to AFFC.
Who is the /best house/ ?
How do we stop D&D?
>>69007695
who's osha?
>>69007658
Will they kill waggling finger guy next episode?
>so there she was all naked and I pulled out my finger and waggled it at her
I can't believe they killed off Roose for that fucking Manchild Ramsay.
Roose we clever and knew that Boltons won't be able to rule the North through power alone and he managed to form the right alliances to put him as warden. He's probably the best villain in the show and they killed him just so the fans can have a new Joffery.
Such bullshit. They LITERALLY only killed him for the Ramsay memes to come and they did it in such a disappointing way. Fuck D&D.
>>69007637
>Bran needs you because were hungry.
Shes paste bro.
I liked seeing that blind frog-faced bitch get the shit beaten out of her in episode 1.
>>69007695
She's been seen filming/staying in Belfast.
Can you all stop fucken bitching? I'm getting a bit sick of it.
Based resurrected godking
>>69007568
Well the asoiaf wiki says its him. Would make sense because during his time as hand he was known for casting spells and other mysticism. He was last seen north of the wall and he would currently be just over 100 years old which isn't too unbelievable for a sorcerer/master warg
Is bronn's story over?
>>69007610
am i being edgy if i wanted to hear the baby crying and then having it stop quickly?
>DABID THERE ARE TOO MANY CHARACTERS I'M OUT OF IDEAS FOR SCENES
>Just read the Wiki Dan
>DABID WE'VE READ IT ALL. GORGE HASN'T UPDATED IT
>Oh fuck. What about reddit? Any fan theories we can adapt?
>DEY JUST WANT THEIR JON BACK DABID.
>Shit... What if we just kill the characters we can't write for? Then we'll have less stories to write!
>YOU DID IT AGAIN DABID. TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE
>What do you think Dabid Hill?
>I AM THE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM
>>69007671
High Sparrow, Bloodraven, Meribald, Jorah's still good, Davos, Theon
>>69007725
Next episode will open with bad pussy killing his wife.
>>69007658
heh.
I kinda ment Balon. And Walder Frey in just a few episodes.
And Rickon/Osha.
And probably Thoros of Myr, and Gendry, and all the other dropped plotlines because D&D don't want to leave them dropped but don't want to write about them either so they just bring them and kill them.
>>69007625
I AM A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
>>69007595
what will be the gift for ramsay?
stannis' head? :D
>>69007566
He's only in one episode. Don't expect much.
okay, this is fucking bullshit. can't we sue them for false advertising? they said that jon is dead for good and he is not coming back.
Daily reminder ramsay did nothing wrong.
What the fuck. Finally a good episode.
>no daenerys
>no sand sneks
>no retarded ass 20 good men or bronn or other memes
>actual character development
>well written dialogue
>roose is not loose anymore
Bravo D&D tbqh.
I wish they didn't botch Arya's character so badly though.
>>69007751
Do we even know who he plays?
>>69007687
The leaked fight footage shows Dayne about to kill Ned when Howland stabs him in the back like a cowardly chickenshit.
>>69007679
>send daughter away to protect her
JUST
>>69007679
Hnggggg Myrcella and Myranda are quite exquisite, this season caters to my fetish a lot
>>69007565
why do you post shit polls no one cares about
you stupid cunt
Not even normies are surprised by Jon living. Fuck you, DnD for dragging it out.
CUTE
>>69007563
>Our tv show has turned to shit, that will show the people who prefer the books to begin with! Haha! The thing we love sucks! Take that, people who remain uneffected!
>>69007726
I was hoping Ram-ram would throw the baby onto the fire in the previous scene.
They were standing right next to it. Pretty disappointing desu.
what is this DABID meme? i dont remember it from last season
>>69007765
Septon Meribald/The Elder Brother. He brings back the Hound.
>>69007703
/fossoway/ of cider hall best house
New barrel a shit
Ok /tv/ listen up, I can't show proof but I saw a leak of ep6 and the show is fucking shit but what I cna tell you is that stannis legit is alive
>>69007737
and yet /GoT/ still thinks this season is one of the best
bravo
There is a relation between millions of americans watching a show and an increasing of writing mediocrity.
PROVE
ME
WRONG
>>69007776
Not really
>>69007704
>muh books wuz diffurunt
no one cares.
they are trash books and it's a trash tv series. it's a guilty pleasure.
>>69007704
You cannot stop them anymore.
>>69007687
>I mean look at Euron's butchered nonsensical speech and all the stupid shit like that.
>They just make some shit scene and put 1 or 2 lines from the book and think 'bookfag will like these cameos lines, and showfags don't give a fuck about lines, only about deaths, perfect!".
I feel you anon
>>69007761
>no daenerys
Oh God, maybe that is why I liked it more than the previous one. I recall even being upset when we cut to the harpy statue. Thank God she's with the Dothraki. Then again we got memedwarf instead.
>>69007776
post more
>>69007703
Hightowers. Get that Maester conspiracy going.
>>69007671
Lena Headey is a great actress
>>69007761
Arya scenes are so fucking pointless
they should just shelf her for a season like they did with Bran than come back to her when she becomes relevant again
every goddamn one of her scenes this season is going to be functionally the same goddamn thing
>>69007761
>Well written dialogue
Because you have no cock xD heh,that's what I do. Drink and know things ;)
>Bronn
Great character. You're only calling him a meme for contrarian sake.
>Roose is not loose
Implying his so edgy Manchild son will not just ruin the show with memes.
>>69007761
>well written dialogue
YOU HAVE NO DICK LOL GET IT
I DRINK AND I MEME
NEXT TIME I HAVE A PLAN... PUNCH ME LOL
I AM THE STORM, I AM THE GOD
Can't wait for the Rhaegar/Lyanna romance.
The OTP videos that will ensue :D
>>69007595
I know /got/ hates it/her but I'm kinda hype for Arya's training stuff, she seems to be getting good in Ep3
>>69007776
>two-tone hair
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69007761
>I wish they didn't botch Arya's character so badly though.
But it feels pretty faithful to the books? Maisies acting was pretty solid too
>>69007802
shaping up to be better than 5, maybe on par with 4. no future season will come close to 1,2, and 3, though
Where the fuck is Aerys getting kingslayed
I didn't catch a glimpse of it after rewatching every trailer
>>69007803
In related news, water proven to be wet.
>>69007774
>mad people loved this episode
>>69007704
>roose plays with men
lol faggot
shit writing confirmed
fat homo
>>69007834
Cant wait for the hardcore rape scene.
>>69007703
Randyll TarlyCan you rape brienne personally?
>>69007687
>I mean look at Euron's butchered nonsensical speech and all the stupid shit like that.
>They just make some shit scene and put 1 or 2 lines from the book and think 'bookfag will like these cameos lines, and showfags don't give a fuck about lines, only about deaths, perfect!"
the truth of this hurts
>>69007841
Its not hard to act when all you do is stand there and take an ass whooping while looking agape
>>69007830
>>69007833
Tyrion having god awful fedora tipping dialogue is a staple now, there's nothing you can achieve by crying about it.
Other than that (mostly) it was a good episode.
Considering Kit can't act, he will he convey he is slightly different when coming back?
>>69007704
>he just plays games with us = HEY HE'S REALLY BAD GUY YOU KNOW
Wew lad
>>69007573
the show basically demonstrated which plot points and details are core and which are non core. If twow doesnt release right after the end of s6 no ones going to give a shit anymore.
>>69007776
I want her to not shower for weeks and then I want to lick the greasy fat that's built up from her boipucci to her girldic
POST PLOT SUMMARY LEAKS FOR NEXT EPISODE.
DO IT!
>>69007704
What is this Jewish pathological hatred of father figures? It led to the complete destruction of Stannis character and to them killing off all patriarchal figures in the show, the "good" ones like Doran and the "evil" ones like Roose.
>>69007534
If he actually fucks his mom I'll probably masturbate for a whole day nonstop
Make it happen, D&D
>>69007866
First thing he's going to do is shank Alliser and sic Ghost on Olly.
>>69007874
stannis is alive is all i can tell you
>>69007866
Show kit will be exactly the same.
>>69007599
the gift is rickon
stannis is one of the flayed corpses in the final battle
jon is the son of an other (formerly known as rhaegar) and lyanna
>>69007833
>>69007830
Jesus you're sure fun people to watch /tv/ with
>>69007595
after the first 2 episodes being subpar I doubt it will be any good
>>69007704
Whenever someone takes direct quotes from the book I am always surprised at how badly GRRM writes.
>>69007801
Thanks for the spoiler
Have a (You)
>>69007824
Fucking truth. Might be important to get training but it's a boring way of telling a story
>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos
>>69007761
I definitely wouldn't call this a good episode relative to good episodes from past seasons.
We got no real setup for Ramsey killing Roose and Walda. Why is everyone okay with the bastard son taking over? And severing their ties to the Freys? Felt as rushed as Doran's death scene.
Then there's the whole Jon Snow revival ritual that was bland as fuck and left no surprises to a twist people saw coming miles away.
Among other things.
>>69007761
>no memes
>>69007883
Onion is sort of father figurely
will he be the next to die?
>>69007615
dat people shuold be placed in camps desu
>>69007870
Nothing seen tonight hasn't been widely accepted for years.
>>69007896
Where was the original post with that leak? Reddit or somewhere here? How are these leaks "confirmed"?
>>69007776
Who is this semen demon
someone post the leaks already
>>69007793
Lord Bennis :~DDDDD
We're a minor house in the Reach that has declared for Stannis. In other words, we're fucked and death and destruction await us.
>>69007761
The only reason to watch GoT is for the memes. Fuck you.
>>69007679
Any webm of her?
(I know she doesn't move, wtv)
>>69007874
Melly's Resurrection magic unintentionally works on Stannis and Roose as well.
Episode 9 has THE DREAM TEAM IN THE NORTH of Jon, Stannis and Roose coming down upon Ramsay to liberate Winterfell.
It is then revealed in Episode 10 that all three are the heads of the Dragon. Dany becomes the Ice Queen with the Night's King. Winter finally comes for Season 7.
>>69007871
N I C E M E M E
I
C
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M
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mfw people this this was a 'good' episode
I don't get it. Why kill Fat Walda? It's just going to set the Frey's against Ramsay.
>>69007916
>Why is everyone okay with the bastard son taking over? And severing their ties to the Freys? Felt as rushed as Doran's death scene.
They showed more than once that Ramsay has no sense for politics an the Karstark guy just wants blood.
Its hacked out shit but it "works", not really a plothole
>>69007936
>not cheating and summoning 100K deathstacks
Why didn't the dragons just melt their chain and melt the stone door? How did anyone ever even keep dragons given how powerful their breath is?
So if the leaks are correct, does that imply CIA retrieves Rickon for Ramsay?
>>69007780
Too public I guess, even for Ramses. Remember his father was killed with poison, by his enemies.
>the manderly's are siding with the Boltons
What the fuck?
DUDE MAGICAL TELEPORTING SAND SNAKES
>>69007889
>Cersei goes full crazy
>"I'm the only woman you need"
muh dick
>>69007953
we havent had a decent episode since season 4
hardhome was a good episode, and prior to that the last good episode was probably the red wedding
>>69007854
Why aren't people expecting something like this? Do they not known GRRM is fucked in the head?
>cute forest child is a disgusting chink now
thanks
>>69007936
How did that ever happen?
what will he crush next?
most exciting plotline 2bh familia
>>69007972
They'll hurt themselves if they breathe fire on the chains
>>69007956
Shit writing. You may also want to ask yourself why anyone would rather follow that psycho Ramsay instead of Roose
How does this make you feel?
>>69007958
I didn't really mean it as a plothole. I trust it'll be addressed to some extent next episode. It just felt like it could have been done better but then again they're working with 5-10 minutes per storyline and are trying to fit as many as they can in every episode.
>>69007956
Ramsay isn't exactly the most logical person.
>>69008009
>young Rodrik with banging sideburns
Based.
>>69007953
It was good because the-man-who-knows-nothing happened and next episodes can actually continue the show. Also
>iron isles at last
>no sand bitches with their pointless plot
>no dany
Why was robert strong in a tavern?
>>69007841
Book Arya is a far more competent character and also a borderline psychopath. Show Arya is a fan favourite slightly edgy but still a relatable girl whose only job has lately been to take a beating once in a while.
>>69008010
Fine, as I don't have a problem with the main characters in the series I follow.
>>69008010
I imagine DABID hanging out in the YT comment section, tuning their scripts by reading the comment section.
JUST.
>>69008009
>that rodrik
based
>>69008010
doesn't make me feel anything, normalshits have no taste and this show was made for them
>>69007983
manderly subplot is cut. MUH NORTHERN CONSPIRACY = btfo, umbers are all against Jon.
most likely because CIA and the army of the vale take their place.
>>69008010
awesome, I ship them so much
>>69008006
We're talking the part that is attached to the floor. If they are so smart they should be able to do that.
>starks
>night's watch
>wildlings
>Frey's
>the loyal north
>the iron born
>the lannisters
Is Ramsay's goal to get literally everyone to hate him?
MEN CALL ME DARKGOD
I AM THE SILENT STORM
>>69007761
This
There was a bookfag earlier literally complaining that Euron wasn't swaying enough on the bridge
>>69007801
Thank you, I can sleep again knowing Stannis alright.
>>69008010
>showfags love John, Tyrone, and Khaleesi
Who would've thunk it?
>>69008007
This.
Plus how the fuck am I supposed to believe the entirety of Winterfell and Bolton soldiers (as well as Northern houses loyal to the Boltons) will just BELIEVE that Bolton died through poison?
Plus are we also supposed to believe that not ONE Dornishman was loyal to Doran and Trystane and EVERYONE was completely fine with these bastards taking Dorne for themselves?
>>69007966
Stannis actually won a pretty decisive battle beneath the walls of Kings Landing against a large Reachman army. We've linked up with his army to contribute our meagre 1100 men. We have an unusually large amount of light cavalry. Our army is led by Lord Bennis' three knightly sons. Lord Bennis has one bastard son that is currently fighting with the Golden Company.
A Lannister army of 31000 is advancing on us. If we win this battle the Northerners will have an easy time of it.
>>69008056
Muh Karstarks
Am I supposed to like blood raven? he looks like a kind old grandpa now.
>>69008010
Hella epic
>>69008001
Tommen in a riot along with the high septon and maybe margaery.
>>69007657
>>69007685
i agree that he's recognizable, but he looks way too young. he looks like a 17 year old
>>69008010
>ugly half-chink shitskin motherfucker
Fucking radical dude xD
>>69007824
B-b-but every plot line must have a strong female.
"I am the storm brodah, the first storm and the last"
No, really, what the fuck does that mean?
>>69008076
>not liking max von sydow
pleb alert
My guess on how the rest of the season will go for the starks:
>jon resurrected everyone parties
>meanwhile sansa and her crew go to castle black
>before they reach it bran has a vision of what happened at tower pf joy
>when sansa reaches castle black she tells him of bran
>they somehow get to bran
>the episode they get there we have R+L=J revealed
>season ends with major battle incoming
>>69007687
>I mean look at Euron's butchered nonsensical speech and all the stupid shit like that.
I know a fw showfags and I often ask them about scenes like that and they often say that it sounded off or something.
They don't know what it is exactly but it doesn,t seem to fit....
And of course it doesn't. It's just a few lines out of a speech put randomly in a normal conversation.
It's like 50 years from now they make some documentary about Donald Trump and in some scene he's like 10 and has a dinner with his family and suddenly he tells them he wants to build a wall. And that's it, nothing else. The scene ends without anything else being said.
But it kinda means something I guess? in context it's retarded tho.
That's how the show feels like.
Why did they call it the Salt Throne?
>>69008076
I hope you look as good when you're 200, asshole.
>>69008009
The young Rodrik actor must be related to the the old one. He is fucking spot on.
>HEY LOOK IT'S MY FATHER! EDDARD "NED" STARK, YOU MAY REMEMBER HIM FROM SEASON 1 EPISODE 9 WHERE HE WAS KILLED BY ILYN PAYNE
>HEY THAT'S MY AUNT LYANNA! TOTALLY MY AUNT BY THE WAY, MY FATHER(EDDARD STARK)'S SISTER, I CAN TELL IT'S HER BY THE STATUE OF HER IN THE CRYPT(SEEN IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 1)
>>69008086
PTSD tends to age you fast.
>take them to the south, where they belong
why would he say that? He referenced something he didn't even hear.
>>69008069
>will just BELIEVE that Bolton died through poison
Doesn't matter if they believe it or not. I mean, if Biden probably merc'd Obama, are you really going to pick up a rifle and do something about it?
>>69008102
Because the sea is salty.
>>69008093
It's how when you introduce character, king of the first men and the last men.
>>69008119
FANKS DABID
I ALMOS FORGET
>>69008124
He said 'cells', didn't he?
>>69008076
Why do you hate your grandpa? Did he beat you because your a fag?
>>69008010
I think it will be bran instead of ty.
>>69008132
No because I hate Obongo.
I don't see how Ramsay can command hundreds of thousands of men just based on their fear of him.
It only takes one to stab him in the back.
The Arya storyline really is the shittest.
it goes nowhere for 6 seasons straight
>>69008142
Somebody really needs to do commentary with DABID voice
>>69008119
The show is made for women for fuck's sake, just deal with it
>>69008124
retard
Anyone got any suggestions on what to add to D&D's greatest hits of season 6?
>>69008124
i hope you die anon
>tfw Hodor boipucci
If Roose is so smart, how'd he get outmaneuvered by his psycho son?
>>69008009
Which one's Ned?
>>69008165
>hating someone who has done nothing to affect your life
you people will complain about anything
>>69008102
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THEY CALLED THE ANCESTRAL CHAIR OF THE GREYJOYS BY ITS REAL NAME BEFORE
WHY DID THEY CHANGE IT TO "LE EBIN SALT THRONE"
GET IT
THRONE
LIKE IRON THRONE
LIKE GAME OF THRONES
LEL
>jon snow is alive
>olly in cell
>>69008144
I heard south too
>>69008056
It's just setup for him to get slaughtered since everyone is waiting for it.
>>69008198
this one
>>69008119
>THAT'S HODOR. HEY, HODOR CAN SPEAK AND HIS NAME IS WYLIS. HODOR WILL NEVER FIGHT, BECAUSE HE IS A STABLE BOY.
>>69008207
>olly in cell
The only good part of that episode.
So how far North are Bran and friends?
>>69007639
The Roose is no longer loose
>>69007704
>before you make me rue the day I raped your mother
Wasn't this line in the show?
>>69008071
Love that mod. How is that no one has created a standalone, detailed and good game for ASoIaF?
>>69008124
i honestly hope this becomes a general meme post
>>69008200
>>hating someone who has done nothing to affect your life
NOT BITING NIGGER
NOT FUCKING BITING
>>69007534
rumour has it olly eaten by ghost, mirroring last episode with ramsey
POTTERY
>>69008195
Why did he taunt his son? Seems like being killed was part of his plan
>>69008056
He doesn't need allies when he has 20 good men and his dogs
Post yfw they cut Vicky and Theon has to go fetch Danny instead.
>>69007983
There was a casting call for a guy matching Wyman's description that said something along the lines of 'Lord of Northern house who switches sides in battles'
North Remembers, baby.
>>69008229
I want to make a Fire Emblem hack of the War of the Ninepenny Kings, but I've had very little time.
>>69008056
Everyone in the audience, anyway
>>69008229
Licenses cost money.
So will Throne and Olly and the other assassins be executed next episode?
Jon better have learned his lesson and not let traitors stay alive to fester more betrayal
>>69008076
I was really hoping they were going to step up their effects game this season with him, especially considering they went through the effort of casting a high profile actor, but he still looks kind of goofy in there. Almost like he's sitting at a desk made of tree roots, or like he's about to put on a puppet show back there.
>>69007671
Max von Sydow is in the show so that's bretty gud/10
>He truly was a Thorne in my side
Jesus christ really?
This dialogue is getting worse and worse.
![[got] tries to speak to a human female.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fyACulM.jpg "[got] tries to speak to a human female")
Any bookfags know how old Bran is in the books?
>>69008207
>>69008221
This
>tfw we'll get to see Jon beheading Olly
Sweet revenge
>>69008253
It's going to be Yara though.
>>69008253
Yara will go fetch Danny
>>69008272
six
>>69008253
... I feel very sorry to make you feel even worse than you already did, but they cut Vicky and ASHA has to go fetch dany. Also she's dyke'ing it up.
I wish I was making shit up.
>>69008253
Yara's going for Dany maybe Theon will join the ride.
>>69008221
I wish Olly was the one who shot the giant with a crossbow
>>69008272
12 yo prime boipucci
arya is 14
sansa is 16
jon is 17
(who cares about rickon)
>>69008253
Theon's going back to Winterfell to take out Ramsey.
He's going to be the hooded man.
>>69008267
yesss please I need this
IT: We prediction who will die next.
>>69008183
Does anyone have the updated book and show comparison for the Dorne plot?
>>69008071
>>69008071
Stannis lost several decisive battles, and yet even if he won it would be near impossible for him to succeed and take the Iron Throne.
Both Dorne and the Vale declared for Joffrey, as well as the Reach and Westerlands.
Our youngest son joined a Myrish mercenary company.
With Lord Stannis defeated King Joffrey demaned Lord Bennis beheaded and all our lands surrendered.
House Fossoway will live on only in exile, fighting in the three cities.
Any suggestions for next playthrough?
We could always try Fossoway again. the Vale and Dorne declaring for Joffrey was a bit unusual.
>gendry is still rowing
>>69008270
>implying she didn't want the D
>have intense sense with tyrion and the dragons
>the dragons are shown to understand him and are set free
>instead of the dragons CGI flying away we get a tyrion quip
Also I think they're setting up for Ramsay to get way over his head and have all his plans suddenly crumble on him by the Vale army and basically everyone in the North who hates him
>>69007534
REMINDER RAMSEY IS GOING TO HEADSHOT WUNWUN IN EPISODE FINALE.
>>69008264
>mfw Jon goes full Stannis and burns traitors
>>69008270
she wanted the giant giant dick
>>69008270
ASSUMING that D&D aren't just fucking around for no reason and it'll never even be brought up again...
Why did Hodor stop talking/get retarded
>>69008312
>gendry is still rowing
Grendry better come back and avenge Stannis' death.
>>69008270
>you will never be born in ASOIAF
>you will never be Lyanna
>you will never be adbucted and brutally raped by Rhaegar for months on end
>you will never make Jon Snow promise to kill your rape baby
just die in my sleep already
>>69008316
>Also I think they're setting up for Ramsay to get way over his head and have all his plans suddenly crumble on him by the Vale army and basically everyone in the North who hates him
No shit. Is water also wet?
How psychotic is Ramsey in the books? He's seeming like a cartoon character now.
How prominent are the high sparrows? In the show the religion was mostly a background thing, then all of a sudden they are a major plot line and are super powerful. It's just seeming like an allegory for le evil Christianity
>>69008099
Isn't Howland Reed supposed to be in this season? I'm betting he's the one who tells Jon about his lineage. Sansa is going to get to Castle Black, and Jon will get the Pink Letter from Ramsay, prompting Jon and Sansa to call the loyalist banners against Ramsay. Reed will probably tell him then.
>>69008223
Somewhere in Uncharted Always Winter I think.
>>69008340
Don't joke about that shit anon. This is D&D were talking about here.
>>69008279
Does that mean Yara's going to get super powers or will they just leave that part out as well?
>>69008337
Bran tries to change the past in a vision, wargs into Hodor, it drives him crazy.
>>69007802
what does /got/ think though?
>>69008331
damn it she looks like my first crush...
(Will she be in more than 1 episode?)
>yfw David Bradley returns
>>69008349
Is it?
>>69008267
>"Olly's well that ends well."
I actually liked that part
>>69008337
Horse kicked him in the headOr Euron molested him
![tumblr_inline_nt0vwfxruj1spsojg_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aIsdtyH.jpg "tumblr inline nt0vwfxruj1spsojg 1280[1]")
>>69008341
stop saying rhaegar raped her
ur hurting my OTP feels
;___;
>>69007703you wouldnt happen to know where i can steal the content i need to get the AGOT mod working on CK2, would you?
im poor
>>69008297
bran looks nothing like 12 in the show
Who is playing Young Lyanna?
>>69008350
Very. He's very cartoonish. He's considerably more ugly and demented in the books, too.
It is built up to and foreshadowed in the books. Starting from book 1 they are very upset with Ned being beheaded at the sept as it's an affront to their gods. Then they are made up of Riverlands and King's Landing refugees from The War of the Five Kings.
>>69008368
they think it's le ebin, since it's infested with showfags and redditors
>>69008350
about as psychotic, but it doesn't look like a caricature tho.
>>69008069
You talk like you've seen the next few episodes where Ramsay pulled this all off. All we have is he killed his dad.
muh mutton vs muh chicken, who wins?
>>69008365
I ain't jokin' nigga
with the way things have been going this season I fully expect Davos to be dead before it's over
>>69008341
Jon Snow = Ned Stark
>>69008350
>He's seeming like a cartoon character now.
He's an anime tier villain at this point. He's got plot armor up the ass, 20 good men with super powers that can destroy all of the supplies of the Baratheon army without anyone noticing, and everyone around him magically makes retarded mistakes around him.
>>69008369
Possibly be. There's meant to be more Winterfell flashbacks including Brandon braining Hodor.
>ep1 = CLEAN UP ON AISLE 5
>ep 2 = can actually get on with it now
>>69008383
Just torrent CK2 version 2.5.2
>>69008284
Yeah we've heard it all and it probably broadly true except Rhaegar cant be so honorable and yet cheat on his wife like he did and start a war without some extra incentive. Most likely prophecy bullshit.
Also lets not forget Lyanna chided Robert on possible infidelity then ran off with a married man. The whole love triangle isn't so much Shakespeare as a retelling GRRM's own beta failed lovelife.
>>69008388
Bran looks like he could be someone's father.
>>69008376
>>69008267
I'll forgive everything if they do this.
>>69008223
>In the A Song of Ice and Fire novels, the cave of the three-eyed crow appears in the fifth book, though its location is not specified. The Lands of Ice and Fire map collection places it within the Haunted Forest, east of the Fist of the First Men and somewhat near the headwaters of the Antler River. Very loosely, if one draws a line straight east from the Fist of the First Men, and another line straight north from Craster's Keep, the cave is in the general area where the two lines intersect. Logically, it isn't as drastically far north as the distant northern edge of the map or the mountain valley of the Thenns - the crippled Bran Stark and his companions could not have traveled such a vast distance on foot.
Oathbreaker storyline from IMDB
>Daenerys meets her future. Bran meets the past. Tommen confronts the High Sparrow. Arya trains to be No One. Varys finds an answer. Ramsay gets a gift.
Guys. Why would the Wildlings fight for and obey a nights watch dude that came back to life? They seem more likely to panic and flee
Does anyone have a webm of Frankenmountain smashing in the dude's head? That was so hardcore.
>>69008391
The episode writer's daughteru
>>69008376
>Say your last words, Thorne
>"I would have gotten away with it, hadn't it been for you meddling teenagers."
>"Save it for the drowned god"
>*Beheads him*
And who are you.....
Written and directed by D&D
>>69008367
>implying he can warg while in the past
>>69008434
>Daenerys meets her future.
Better be a grave.
How come literally -no one- gives a fuck when a significant character is murdered in front of their eyes?
Doran Martell murdered, none of his guards give a fuck.
Roose Bolton murdered, no one i gives a fuck.
I mean holy shit, your leader gets murdered infront of your eyes and not one person decides to try and hold the murderer accountable?
What I don't get is how Pod and (presumably) Brienne end up in the Riverlands. I highly doubt Brienne is going to drag Sansa down there, and it's not like she's just going to abandon her either. She swore an oath to her, and she takes that shit seriously.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108095
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108095
>>69008414
good to know. hope she's there as well
>>69008416
>he thinks ep 2 was good
lmao, faggot
>>69008331
>>69008429
This makes me feel
>>69008422
Plot twist: Rhaegar wanted to burn down the Tower of Joy, so Lyanna would be Nissa Nissa and Jon Snow would be reborn as Azor Ahai. It would have actually killed them all.
>>69008447
DND
>>69008451
Sandor will go to the riverlands with Jaime instead
>>69007534
>episode 3
>bran wargs into rhaegar as hes fucking lyanna
>fathers jon snow
we /vidyagames/ now
>>69008350
Pretty much, and they dragged out that Walda scene so much, holy shit. At least we were all proven right just how horrible Ramsay would be actually leading anything. He had the perfect life being a bastard.
>>69008451
Salsa send her or some shit. Maybe she gets a message from blackfish.
>>69008442
really? so they probably won't write her any sex scene?
>>69008447
It's almost like treachery and backstabbing is one of the central themes of the story, and has been since the beginning.
>>69008434
> Ramsey gets a gift
It's Theon isn't it?
>>69008485
Rickon...
>>69008485
rickon
>>69008436
our wildling stories tell of a wildling messiah who will one wildling day rise from the wildling dead to lead the wildlings to victory over the wildling evil
and that messiah's name Son Jnow
>>69007534
THAT CROW
IS TO SMALL
HE LOOKS LIKE
A RETARD
>>69008466
Rhaegar was fucked in the head of prophecy. Just like many of our more deluded characters.
>>69008499
>>69008500
Nice.
>>69008434
dany is gonna meet a sorcer of asshai or some shit at the horse city isnt she.
>>69008495
you were by my side all along
Lol this season is going to take you all by surprise.
Not only that Stannis is alive, they will also show Cat Stark, Riverlands, Sandor Clegane and Cleganebowl. Everything will happen.
Yes, Stannis is alive.
>>69008447
bad adaptation. the books aren't like this.
>>69008495
SHUT YOUR HORSE FACE
Did Rickon`s actor get replaced?
Or did he somehow turn from 5 to 15?
>>69008499
>>69008500
Bullshit
>>69008513
She's gonna see all the Khaleesi's in Vaes Dothrak and then her dragon will come and in tear shit up as usual. Then she'll be the Khal of Khals.
>>69008416
>ep 2 = can actually get on with it now
you mean by killing off more major characters in exactly the same way as episode 1?
>>69008532
>posted at same time
>1 post apart
"le bullshit meme"
>>69008483
So you are telling me that every single one of those guards in Doran's palace was in on the plot to murder him? They all seemed happy to defend him in the previous season
And the maester (if he was one) didn't think, my lord has just been murdered, if I say to the guards, they can go in and get the little shit that killed him, and see Roose was stabbed as proof of his treachery.
>>69008350
He's not really as prominent, in the books. The torturing mostly happens without us seeing it.
And the sparrows are really powerful. Think of how much power the pope had, back in the day, it's exactly like Christianity.
>>69008481
Doubt it anon. He probably was only able to use his daughter because she's only in that scene.
>>69008530
Same guy.
so how does bloodraven shows bran such lucid visions?
>Miss Hordor, im NED.
what did he mean by this?
>>69008183
replace the heads of the people in the teleporter with the doggies
>>69008375
If you want to be super technical, no.
So your shitposting sort of crumbled in on itself.
>>69008566
Jesus... he'll look like a man like Bran now.
>>69008579
Eh, you don't get to bring friends
>>69008461
There was no mention of the episode's quality, you gormless cunt.
JUST SHOW WHERE BENJEN IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69008571
The plot demands it. Your just lucky Bran couldn't ask young ned questions.
>>69008532
its rickon. leaks for final episode basically confirm rickon is alive
>>69008579
WHO'S THE NIGGER ON THE RIGHT
IS THAT BRANDON?
Why don't Daenerys just build a bridge to Westeros?
>>69008598
my name's not jon, you faggot redditor
Did anyone hate Olly even more when young Ned said 'get your shield up or I'll ring your head like a bell'.
Fucking little shit.
>>69008572
where did the "hodor has a big dick" meme come from? is it in the books?
>>69008616
So Sansa goes through all that shit thinking she's gonna be queenindanorf and then Rickon gets to take her crown?
Sucks to be her.
>>69008616
enlighten us anon what are the leaks
>>69008618
Rodrik Cassel
>>69008579
we get all these bois, and neither of them are boipucci material. I can only hope Lyanna really has a nice girl dick.
>>69008584
I understood that reference
>>69008485
does anyone have the spoilers/leaks? screencap? please
>>69008616
Where are these leaks?
Friendly reminder that ~1 year ago, the few people brave enough to state that there was no way Jon wasn't going to come back to life got flamed by hordes of you faggots. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
>b-but he said he's not coming back in a live interview
>they only signed him on thru season 7 to keep his death under wraps
>no way they'd backpedal on something as grave as this
>>69008629
Isn't that what Jon Snow said to Olly in S5?
>POTTERY
>>69008646
stop making me horny
>>69008630
In S2 Hodor goes full frontal and has a footlong.
>>69008629
No. Olly's great. He has a logical motivation for his actions. Best character in the show right now.
>>69008270
This show would be significantly better if she replaced Arya.
Where was Brandon Stark in the flashback? Was he at the Tully castle by this point?
>>69008483
I think one of the problems is that the show can't kill characters off "off screen" like GRRM can, which means we get all these repetitive scenes. in the books a lot of the time a POV will hear about a character death afterwards but in the show there is no distinction and the audience has to see something happen for it to register.
>>69007842
4 was better than 1, 2, and 3.
REEE what minor house should I play in this mod?
Feeling like an Umber or Clegane game desu.
>>69008686
Brandon had been killed by Aegon at that point.
>>69008665
Yes.
>>69008707
Not even close
>>69008709
No you dumbshit. Stop posting.
>>69008709
Not by then.
He was probably off fighting or fucking as he usually did.
>>69008643
>>69008643
iirc it looked like a screenshot from reddit; didnt save it but basically
>Jon Snow leads wildlings to winterfell
>snowbowl happens
>for some reason the fucking umbers are against jon and for boltons
>Greatjon gets btfo by Tormund
>jon and his army are heavily outnumbered and getting rekt, something like 6:1
>encircled and about to be BTFO
>BIG GUY arrives with his knights and saves the day
>ramsey retreats into winterfell
>wun wun is basically a siege engine and breaches winterfell, but jon sees him get shot in the eye by ramsey
>jon beats ramsey to death
this was from someone claiming to be an extra in the battle scene
>>69008707
you are as mad as Aerys
>>69008662
it's just showfags bro.
>>69008708
Frey is a lot of fun. Soon as Walder dies, its a huge family civil war.
Bolton always fun and fairly easy to become King with.
>>69008708
>>69007703
Bron of Stockworth
>>69008732
Also forgot to mention, before the battle starts, Ramsey tells rickon to run towards Jon, he does, but ramsey arrows him. Jon takes him to safety.
>>69007707
My money's on the FUCK OFF guy being next.
>>69008447
Well, at least with Doran it was inferred that people were dissatisfied by his rule, but in fairness we only have the blank, gormless stare of his guards and the word of a lunatic to go off on.
With Roose, yeah, hell if I know.
>tfw Arya will probably die a virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxwRDiUfiRU
>tfw you'll never get to have consensual sex in the missionary position w/ Arya
New thread!
Piss me self and all that
>>69008434
I think we all know it'll be rickons head in a basket
>>69008686
Brandon was warding with the Ryswells
>>69008693
Well, you mention that, and yet even with the director of the episode mentioning the intent of the scene the show isn't above killing characters like Stannis in off-screen cuts because apparently it would have been too 'gratuitous' to show Brienne lopping his head off, in a series that has shown at least five beheadings prior to that, four in graphic detail.
>yfw Daniel Portman (Podrick Payne) is the son of the guy who played Rodrik Cassel
>yfw the younger Rodrik trainign Ned and Benjen in this episode's flashback is literally just Podrick with glued-on muttonchops and Northern clothing
PODRIK CASSEL
IT'S LIKE POETRY
>>69008822
It's respectful to Stannis.
>>69008822
That's blatant bullshit. We literally saw Broberyn's fake head explode.
Daario, Euron, Coldhands and Benjen walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
>>69008822
What he meant is they'd shown Stannis suffer enough over the previous few episodes. Seeing him get decapitated would have been too much.
>>69008836
bullshit
>>69008708
Allester Sarwyck of Riverspring. Spreading R'hllor in the Westerlands!
>>69008881
>>69008881
>>69008881
>>69008881
NEW EPISODE
MIGRATE
>>69008001
felt just like watching a slasher flick. Robert is actually Jason Vorhees
>>69008732
BIG GUY?
>>69008843
If they wanted to be 'respectful', they wouldn't have had him burn Shireen at the stake.
The credits theme was strange. A mix of Lord of Light with Baelish's Theme, I think?
>>69008873
Nope, it's true.
>>69008618
Ser Rodrik, with his rad ass mutton chops even as a young man.
>>69008727
History lesson, boy: Robert's Rebellion caused by
a) Brandon + father being killed by Aerys
b) Lyanna kidnapped by Rhaegar
That's why they're at the tower of Joy - to get Lyanna back.
>>69008419but that requires torrent clients, and im paranoid as is.
>>69008757
>>69007707
Cersei is doing a good job remembering who all these people were, and then conveying that information to a mindless automaton so he can find them in a massive city and kill them individually without anyone seeing.
Really, she's pretty clever in many respects.
>>69008680
she wouldve been like 3 when the show started
>>69007687
Ned Stark?
Is that the IT BEGINS NOW IT ENDS shit in the next ep trailer?
>>69008732
I've never known a spoiler to be accurate if it was made more than a week in advance. Calling bullshit on this.
>>69008963
Did you even watch the episode
>>69007883
>>69007883
Fascism is government centered around a strong paternalistic leader (sort of like a lord or king). It's a callback to the "village" mentality of old when everyone had lived in the same place for generations and everyone's families relied on eachother for survival. Since people weren't out to take advantage of their kinsmen (or "compete" with them, as is common in large societies ie; western societies), they trusted a leader to keep everyone of the society safe.
Jews followed this village system too until they were scattered all around the planet. After being scattered, each village they found themselves in rejected them--forcing them to be more competitive to survive. Being naturally intelligent and cunning, Jews seized power by accumulating property and undermining the power of the paternalistic figure. Thus, instead of being slave to one's place of birth, man became slave to profit.
With the paternalistic power dissolved, in came "democracy" which has always been about who has the most money. Everyone liked democracy because having money is in fact way more fun than having the friendship of all your kinsmen. Unfortunately for the jews, the money always runs out, which is when people look at the jews and accuse them of perverting their society and making them forget the sense of "the village". It's usually at this point that the Jews get evicted or killed in whatever region they were living in.
Tl:dr because Jews like democracy and usually get btfo by strong paternalistic leaders
Source: I'm a jew.
>>69009210
The episode featuring the Tower of Joy that's due to be shown in ~6 days time? No, anon, the time machine is in the shop.
>a long pointless scene in which Bran visits the past only to reveal that hodor used to be normal (ummm, DUH)
they're stretching hard, aren't they m'bros?
>>69008429
Damn that kids a good actor he full looks retarded
>>69008998
You're a fuckhead
Just download it you stooge cunt
If it's >1mb torrent, it's not a virus
>>69008662
I refuse to believe anyone seriously believed Jon wasn't coming back.
>>69007914
Okay I understand that this has been posted in every /got/ for years but what exactly does it mean?
Why would Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos?
In the preview for episode 3, one of the Northern Lords arrives at Winterfell, and Ramsay asks "Why have you come to Winterfell?", to which the Lord replies "I brought you a gift", and Ramsay smiles.
Could this be Theon pretending to be Reek again, so that he can kill Ramsay? I'd really like that.
It could be what he meant when he said he was going 'home' too.
What do you guys think? Do you think Theon will kill Ramsay this season, or at least have a hand in his downfall?
>>69010568
It's Rickon. The Northern lord in question is Smalljon Umber, and Osha took Rickon to the Umber's castle to keep him safe back in Season 3.
>>69008350
In the books he is a monster but it's obvious how he stays in power the Boltons have the Freys onside and the Freys have many Northern Lords held captive eg Greatjon Umber and Roose stops the worst of his excesses form becoming public knowledge but the tide is very quickly turning. Nobody likes him, even the lords who actually like Roose despise Ramsay. He isn't a good fighter, he isn't handsome and his only appreciable gift is for cruelty. It is heavily implied that he makes Jeyne Poole (a friend of Sansa's who the Lannisters and the Boltons claim is Arya Stark) fuck a dog.
>>69008732
Whos big guy?
