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>>69006216
when's the next white walker scene?
>>69006216
I was betting 500 roubles that John will stay dead and they resurected them, damn jews.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
How was the episode 2, lads?
RIP sweet prince
When you play the game of continuity you get the bad pussy or you die.
considering how roose is portrayed as a long term smart thinker, why didn't HE have ramsay killed after the birth of his son?
>>69005885
>Can someone please tell me why Ramsay killed Roose Bolton?
Because D&D are talentless hacks?
Of course GRRM also fucks up, when he has Roose state that Ramsay will kill any kids he has with Fat Walda, ignoring that Ramsay has been legitimized and thus is the _legal_ heir to House Bolton regardless of any kids Roose may have later.
>>69004827
>>69004900
>>69006289
>it's a forced unsubtle diversity episode
>>69006216
>Roose: What is this... What are you doing, my son?
>Ramsay: Succeeding you, father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBn8RB2kxRk
>>69006254
Next episode.
The night's king stares out at the wall, and then the night's princess comes behind him and backstabs him. Every white walker then rallies behind their new leader with no reservations at all about following a kinslayer/betrayer.
>>69006289
fuck continuity nigger i'm glad they changed her look
much better now
>>69006254
Episode 3
Am I the only one that thinks the writing is getting more and more American? (dumb, simplistic, forced comic elements, etc)
Why?
>think resurrecting the dead would be a very long and complex process that requires major setup and maybe even some human sacrifices
>lul nope just a few shitty chants and that's it xD
What a shitfest that turned out to be.
>>69006289
what the fuck is going on with them? arent they the CHILDREN of the forest?
Notice how both Doran's death and Roose's death were written the exact same way?
This is the power of D&D&D
only good part of the episode desu
>it's a the night's watch and hold their bows for hours episode
>it's a Tyrion references Varys' dickless crotch episode
>It's a Tyrion risks his life episode
>it's a Ramsay doesn't hold Roose' wife hostage episode
![Game of Thrones S06E02 1080i HDTV MPEG2 DD5.1-CtrlHD.ts_snapshot_15.37_[2016.05.02_02.20.13].png](https://i.imgur.com/QyanES8.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E02 1080i HDTV MPEG2 DD5.1-CtrlHD.ts snapshot 15.37 [2016.05.02 02.20.13]")
I don't get it. Is he a gorilla? Is he mutated? Just spoil it for me pham
>>69006342
you are children of your parents too
>>69006316
better screencap for you, warcraftbro
>>69006311
oh my fucking god
HIGH TEST
>>69006353
Hes dead mountain
>>69006329
>am i the only one
dumb bookfag fishing for (you)s, here have one on the house nigger
>>69006335
it was already done like two seasons ago
>>69006353
He's a Space Marine.
>>69006311
My dick wishes that's what she looked like/
>>69006353
He's a reanimated corpse.
>>69006311
>Walda Bolton on vacation
wtf, this one looks amazing
>>69006329
>tyrion's every second sentence is a dick joke
>>69006289
second looks better imo
>>69006283
>no 0 option
>a 10 option
If you think any 0 vote would just be meme'ers, why don't you think the same of a 10 vote?
No one with more than 1 digit IQ can think any episode is a 10/10 since last season.
>>69006291
You fucking MORON. All Thoros does is LITERALLY SAY FUCKING WORDS IN THE SHOW AND BOOK.
Fucking stop being a fucking sperg and at least fucking find the right things to fucking nitpick about.
I am Lord Bolton.
>>69006353
It's the Mountain.
>>69006342
they have decided to use the same actress each year so no, they are soon to be the university undergraduates of the forest
Did anyone in the north actually like roose?
>>69006380
???
>>69006439
me :3
>>69006419
can someone explain the final panel of this comic?
>>69006353
He's JUST
>>69006289
Looks like an asian monkey woman. Damn I'd fuck her.
Lady Walda, I'm Lord Bolton
![Game of Thrones S06E02 1080i HDTV MPEG2 DD5.1-CtrlHD.ts_snapshot_32.57_[2016.05.02_03.16.35].png](https://i.imgur.com/IlmmurR.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E02 1080i HDTV MPEG2 DD5.1-CtrlHD.ts snapshot 32.57 [2016.05.02 03.16.35]")
>>69006367
even better one
>>69006400
>>69006379
>>69006428
cool. Who ressurected him?
>>69006353
he's a big guy
>>69006065
>Didn't Sixskins lose a part of his humanity too by warging out of his body when his main body died?
No, or at least not right away.
Varamyr Sixskins knew he would eventually lose "himself", as his natural body had died and he’d be warged permanently but that takes X amount of time; the longer you remain warged, the greater the chance of losing yourself, which is why Jojen gets upset at Bran spending so much time running around hunting while warged into Summer.
Jon will have only been dead a few hours or a day or so, before Melisandre resurrects him and will thus come out of it without the psychic damage that Beric and Catelyn sustained (i.e. essentially becoming robotic zombies).
>>69006462
Thick thursday on /v/
>>69006353
DABID SELF INSERT
I miss Littlefinger, lads.
who here /dogfu/d? She gave life, she gave food, gone too soon, rest now, sweet /dogfu/d.
>>69006480
>Jon will have only been dead a few hours or a day or so, before Melisandre resurrects him and will thus come out of it without the psychic damage that Beric and Catelyn sustained (i.e. essentially becoming robotic zombies).
Beric was only dead for a couple of minutes though
>>69006498
will the freys retaliate?
>>69006462
It was Thursday 12th all along.
>>69006498
>opens their appetite with myranda
>feed them the fattie next
what a good dog owner Ramsay is. no one ever talks about his qualities.
>>69006498
roose jr. was in the right
>>69006493
We all do.
At least when he betrayed someone, there was style, there was panache, and there was purpose.
>>69006342
>he thinks children is literal
>>69006477
this guy
>>69006286
Killed by D&D shit writing
>>69006526
I thought this as well. Kill the son but for God's sake take her captive
>>69006477
it's silver poisoning
>>69006425
Well to be super nitpicky that didn't look like the kiss of life to me
THE SPECIAL LOVE I HAD FOR YOU
MY BABY BLUE
>next episode
>roose isn't actually dead because he waz weating chain mail
>kills ramsay and wears his skin
me the beric
How do you rank Lyanna out of 10?
Do you think Lyanna Mormont will be better or worse?
>>69006548
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
Is the show going to leave AA out?
>>69006316
Oh god someone has got to make a video of this.
>>69006558
He will be resurrected with the dragonballs, right?
>>69006526
not unless the boltons visit the twins
>>69006526
I don't think DnD thought that far ahead.
The sand sneks will probably teleport in and kill the Frey family.
>>69006563
Why is one of the wounds curved?
>>69006329
>being a paki
>>69006254
>I AM THE WHITE WALKERS!
>>69006380
Wait do you mean
>have one on the house, nigger
or
>have one on the house-nigger
???
pls respond
>>69006308
He needed his joker chaotic mind to defeat Batstannis
>>69006558
WE WILL AVENGE HOUSE BOLTON
BY KILLING HOUSE BOLTON
>>69006570
>being this edgy on /tv/
>>69006423
Most websites don't let you vote 0's.
Last week's poll had 500+ votes, and only a few were 10/10s.
>>69006216
can someone make an edit of roose getting stabbed like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzYzRmhPYmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
>>69006588
>stab
>twist
>pull out
Twisting the dagger moves it around
>>69006563
how does he function when all his organs are fucked up?
Also, if you are dead that long, don't your body get stiff? How can he move his body?
>>69006588
Because he twisted the knife as he went in.
>tfw when Preston will probably go full baneposter in his next video
https://youtu.be/6hP0UCaEvyw
i made a meme l o l
>>69006612
>all of the great houses will be killed this season by their members
Check TPB
Possible leak of a few episodes
>>69006597
i forgot the comma
>Next ep is literally called Oathbreaker
>Brienne won't die
cute as fuck
>>69006628
The resurrection process heals them depending on how long you've been dead.
Did you people not watch when all of this happened to Beric SIX TIMES?
>it's an everyone kills someone and then succeeds them season
I really should stop reading GOT for a few days before the episode
The leaks were correct again, 2 episodes now ruined when I know what happens scene by scene
What do you think Roose and/or Walda named their son? Maybe "Domeric" as a nod to the books?
>>69006588
Alliser twisted the knife
>>69006335
>shireen dies
>in the books, shireen was at the wall
i'm pretty sure they gonna burn shireen to resurrect jon
>>69006532
roose jr. resurrection when?
>sheltered by the cascading waves of fat from momma, The Young Rooster called the Bolton banners of his father at the age of 1 week. Legend has it Young Roost rode his war leeches into battle, freeing the north from the Boltons so that the rightful Kings Of the North, the Boltons, may rule again.
Did anyone else actually like Euron? Also does this confirm that Euron=/=Daario?
>>69006480
I think in show he's been dead for 2 days.
>>69006514
I THINK Beric got hung up in one of his deaths. He at most maybe died an hour before his men found him.
>>69006666
TOMMEN TO KILL CERCEI
THE FUN WONT STOP
>>69006646
It looks so fucking bad, man. And the retarded helm does not work.
Why are people even so afraid of a big guy? There are a lot of places in his armor that has holes easy to poke into.
>>69006648
>Game of Thrones S06E03 2016 HDTV x264 - BLOW
>Magnet linkStream link Uploaded 12 mins ago, Size 303.54 MiB, ULed by Winter4
what did he mean by this?
>>69006319
>No White man will ever rule us again
>>69006617
shut up, anon
>>69006668
It wasn't the knowing that was the problem
it was the actual contents themselves that were at fault
>>69006637
You know prestons video will be 10 times more entertaining and 100 times more consistent than this last shit episode. Even if full bane.
>>69006639
>playback disabled
l o l
>>69006514
This. What got to Beric was the fact that he was killed and res'd quite often.
>>69006656
Sansa will.
>>69006664
We saw it one time, and Beric was resurrected immediately.
>>69006717
This latest episode was a lot better, the scenes about character development tend to be so comfy to watch.
>>69006666
checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y685gVGRQ98
Young Ned looks pretty fitting tbqh
>>69006703
>Size 303.54 MiB
even if it was real, who would watch such shitty quality
Imagine how bad it would feel to wake up in a stiff dead body
>>69006661
Not really
>jorah kills the khal and saves dany
>succeeds and becomes khal
>cersei kills tommen and succeeds him
>yara kills euron and succeeds him
what else
>>69006754
YOU
>>69006571
Probably. The books hardly mention him at all. Why people make such a big deal out of it I have no idea. It has no bearing on the show at all, and to shoehorn it in at this point would be confusing, even for bookfags.
>>69006729
Yes but it's spoken of. Beric was pulled down after some time.
Lady Stoneheart's wounds were only half healed, because she'd be rotting in a river for 3 days as well. She can't talk properly cos she still has the slashed throat.
So with 21 episodes to go, are they going to kill someone every episode?
Seems like they're doing this to eliminate plotlines and to keep the shock factor rolling.
>>69006751
Me.
>>69006666
>it's an everyone kills someone and then succeeds them season
>Jon leaves the night's watch
>ser alliser is the new lord commander
HOLY SH-
This show is turning to such shit -__-
>>69006514
>Beric was only dead for a couple of minutes though
Longer then that but Beric (and Catelyn) was dead-dead; his soul had departed and what he is now, is just something like a robot, a living body but running only on the latent memories of who he was.
He’s (and Catelyn) are not really alive, they’ve just been rebooted but are no longer connected to the Internet of life.
>>69006754
she wanted that giant dick
>>69006571
who ?
>>69006751
But the show is shitty quality. What matter the video quality?
>>69006639
>playback disabled
i actually opened it in a new tab just to dislike because of that
>>69006779
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>>69006619
XDD
was that euron??
why was the lyanna actress so plain?
After Yara's scene with Irondaddy it was surprising that she didn't take the role of Euron.
>>69006757
Not that stiff, dude. He bolts right up in the preview.
Roose
>supposed to be a strategist
>didn't tell his measter to not deliver the news when Ramsay is in sight
>>69006588
stab yourself a few times and see how the wounds look. You might surprise yourself. Or die.
someone tldr the episode i'm actually legit deaf and slowly going blind so i can't watch anymore
i type just through intuition as i've been using keyboards since i was 3 and highlight posts then paste them into word and up the font size to read them if you must know how im gonna reply
thats like the 4th time in 2 episodes that the head of a house
suddenly get killed with no build-up or plot intrige
I MEAN FUCKING HELL
Balons dead in the books was also suddenly. But atleast it made sense since it was a faceless man and plot happnes
>>69006749
Arthur Dayne going 4v1. Aw yees.
>>69006754
cute Hodor. Big boipucci is still boipucci.
>>69006802
he should be stiff though desu
>>69006779
If the show is so shit, why does /GoT/ love it so much?
>>69006791
>>69006721
copyright shit i guess, heres the webm
https://my.mixtape.moe/toiibo.webm
>>69006812
It went okay.
The father of dragons?
question anons
Why does every episode of season 6 feels like an episode 10? where everything is left with cliffhangers and everything is happening so fast?
I could remember all season 4 episodes felt like they were episode 9s
>>69006812
fuck blind people
>>69006771
>So with 21 episodes to go, are they going to kill someone every episode?
They are gonna cram as much twists and shocking events as possible.
It's what made Lost so successful, the difference is that D&D actually know where the show is going plotwise.
>>69006798
Because Lyanna was plain
>I have a new potential heir
>Better immediately tell my unhinged son
Is there an enchantment on Winterfell that makes everyone who enters it lose foresight? it certainly explains Ned Robb and Jon
>>69006798
euron is daario
>>69006832
Sweet Jesus
So is only bran going to see the tower of Joy flashback in the next episode or also John will know of his true legacy?
>>69006824
>he should be stiff though
He SHOULD.
But this is D&D we're talking about.
>>69006514
He's been killed like 6-7 times. Who guarantees he was resurrected just minutes after his death, every one of those times?
>>69006668
But we knew stuff like Melly ressing Jon and King Greyjoy getting rekt for years
I know you can't drag shit out for too long but constantly advancing the plot by killing noted people is starting to become really fucking boring.
Where's the scheming? The politics? Seems like a knife to the gut has no repercussions for the stabber either. For fucks sake do something more interesting.
Are the writers really becoming this lazy?
>>69006839
she was anything but
at least book lyanna was supposed to hellen of troy beautiful
>>69006832
>>69006850
wait so that's real? i thought it was part of a comedy sketch or something
>>69006832
Tyrion Jon and Dany really are gonna be the three heads arent they
jesus christ
>>69006812
Jesus, you're all kinds of fucked up.
Feed yourself to the hounds, please.
>it's a Tyrion risks his life episode
>It's a Tyrion makes a dick quip episode
They want the normie audience
Reminder if the Tyrells had sided with Stannis and Rob bend the knee, none of this shit would have been happening right now.
>>69006749
Dayne looks like a nigger in that promo
>>69006832
>acting with something you can't even see
idk...
>>69006685
> Also does this confirm that Euron=/=Daario?
Common sense confirmed that a long time ago.
>>69006703
Dat VHS rip
>>69006754
It's nice to see Christopher Schwarzenegger following in his father Arnold's footsteps as an actor
>>69006648
>This video has been encoded using the latest DivX+ software, if you are having trouble playing this video please try windows media player
>Media Player should automatically update any out dated codecs.
>>69006853
How does GRRM explain it? Oh, wait. He's a fucking hack.
>>69006873
Lyanna was only hot when she was old.
When she was young, she was Arya ugly.
>>69006216
Jesus are they even trying anymore?
>>69006882
Well he is a dornishman
>>69006838
>the difference is that D&D actually know where the show is going plotwise.
I AM THE IRON PRICE
>>69006838
>D&D actually know where the show is going plotwise.
Barely.
1.) Whats the deal with Ashara Dayne? She clearly didnt kill herself, did she?
2.) When Littlefinger pushed Lysa from the tower, Sansa dropped her own shoe. The lord who controls the area where Lysa fell found it, knowing that poet didn't push her. Will the lords of the Vale go after Sansa and LF?
>>69006877
Normies pay the bills. We just torrent this trash.
So if Stannis is alive will he accept Jon as the true Azor Ahai?
>it's an introduce a character on a bridge on a stormy night episode
>>69006478
for me
>>69006832
Did that dude piss himself?
>>69006904
Jon isn't alive in the books yet.
>>69006875
>>69006850
>>69006874
It's not real. It was a Saturday Night Live sketch.
>>69006909
they said she wasnt as horse faced.
>>69006876
you made me giggle
pls just tell me i can see what looks like a sort of roose dead is he gone
I wonder how our friends at the Burlington Bar feel about this latest ep
The real name of the Night's King is Hodor.
next bran flashback is gonna be how we see brandon smashes Hodors head in and makes him dumb
It was leaked a while back
>arent you happy that screentime is being used to explore the origins of hordor anon?
>>69006934
>Azor Ahai
>real
anyone else think the scene with theon was legitimately beautiful? honestly the closest time i came to shedding a tear in the show. sansa was willing to forgive and everything
>>69006917
But Dorne is white
Why are the children of the forest Asian now? I hate chinks
![what-cant-go-into-the-trash-think-before-you-toss[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rYR4oxO.jpg "what-cant-go-into-the-trash-think-before-you-toss[1]")
>Oh no, our voodoo shit didn't work. All hope is lost. Let's leave so that right at the moment we leave, the voodoo shit actually works.
D&D should hang themselves with this cliche shit.
>>69006859
They actually explain every single one of his deaths. The only one that seems to be long before he gets resurrected is his hanging death.
>>69006685
>Also does this confirm that Euron=/=Daario?
It could be argued that the show is not showing the events in chronological order.
did episode 3 leak or r u guys meme'ing me?
Can someone answer my questions here
>Has the show chronologically passed the books?
>Are D&D just making up the future as they go along or are they consulting GRRM
>Meaning, do these episodes reflect what will happen in the books or are they completely branched off?
>>69006904
Martin's work is near genius. There is no other fantasy/sci-fi thought out that well with the storytelling of that craft. Even though writing isn't a masterpiece, the world and story building are.
Reminder that this episode that /got/ loves was written by Dave Hill.
>"We had an assistant named Dave Hill," said Benioff and Weiss. "One day last summer he walked into our office and said, 'You know that kid (Olly) whose family gets massacred by the wildlings? The one who runs to Castle Black to let them know the wildlings are nearby?' 'Yeah?' 'Well,' said Dave, doesn't it make sense that he'd stay at Castle Black and become a Night's Watch recruit? Where else is he going to go?' 'You're right,' we said. 'That does make sense.' 'And what if during the battle for Castle Black, he's the one who ends up killing Ygritte?' This year, Dave Hill is a writer on the show."[3]
>>69006955
Women love the big retard dick.
>>69006480
That's not Varamyr Sixskins
>>69006955
Giving young Hodor the scar seems even more pointless now. Have that be a sign of his injury, not just something so that morons can identify him amongst the other giant children hanging around Winterfell.
>>69006566
>tfw Lyannabowl happening
>>69006927
>Barely
That's better than nothing.
>Kiss of life
>>69006924
I AM LE STORM NORMIE!
>>69006952
Im sure they loved it
>>69006934
why would he when it's Jaime?
>>69006994
>Even though writing isn't a masterpiece, the world and story building are.
How do I build a hella epic world?
>>69006311
I would love to serve as her personal chamber pot.
>>69006936
>oh I better get closer to my mentally unstable brother on his rainy rickety bridge after he just said he wants to overthrow me.
>>69006976
It's clearly a different actor
Where would my plan go wrong?
>come up with 5000 army
>infect them with stoneman disease
>have them touch as many white walkers as possible
>>69007029
he tried to stab him in the face and got BTFO
>>69006995
What? I hate it now.
>>69006936
That scene was genius, it moves the plot forward, it confirms a very old theory and it introduces a new major character in a cool way. A lot of information is delivered in just one scene.
>>69006965
Its fitting. The children are evil just like gooks.
>ywn protect her smile
jdimsa
>>69007029
I MUST AVENGE HOUSE GREYJOY
BY KILLING HOUSE GREYJOY
>>69006216
>ramsay killing roose
I should have stopped watching this show
>>69007021
Its not about the world, the world itself is pretty basic. But all the lords, all the houses, every plot twist. every little sentence, every scheme. Holy shit.
>>69006812
The show starts out with Bran seeing visions of his father (ned) and brother (benjen) doing some of the same training we saw in the very first GoT episode. Lyanno comes in on a horse. Hodor is much younger and not mentally retarded. He talks so this is before whatever happened to him. Hodor's name is Willis.
Davos and a few of the watchmen are still guarding Jon's body. They are about to fight Thorne when the wildlings come in and basically take over Castle Black. All the men stand down and the few that betrayed Jon are cuffed and put away.
Next scene is The Mountain killing some commoner and Jamie confronting the High Sparrow.
After that it's Tyrion going to the dragons where he tells a cute little story about him wanting dragons while unchaining them.
Next up, Arya and her training. Jaqen brings her back after being on the street, blind, for quite some time.
Then Ramsay finds out he's a big brother and then stabs his dad right in the gut. Then sicks the dogs on Walda + baby.
Sansa and Theon have a little talk and Theon takes off because he'll never be forgiven for his crimes against the Starks.
Euron Greyjoy comes in and kills Balon by throwing him off the bridge.
The last segment is Davos trying to convince Melly to do a revival spell or ceremony. She goes in and chants, chants again, but ultimately they all think she failed. They walk out of the room an the ep ends with Jon waking up after taking a gulp of air.
Men call me Darkstorm, and I am of the night.
>>69006754
>inb4 Hodor is Jons father
>>69007029
Literally retarded. How has the Ironborn managed to live for so long?
>>69006964
EPIC NORMIE SHOWFAG ILLUSTRATION
>>69006991
In some plots so far; the North, Dany's and Bran's
No, GRRM gave them a summary of how it ends
The endings will be similar
>>69007013
I don't think so man, literally zero female empowerment or minorities in this episode
Also the heroine of that SJW cunt just got fed to the hounds
>>69007061
>I MUST AVENGE HOUSE GREYJOY
...wut?
>>69006875
party pooper
>>69007080
Island isolation and inbreeding
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107773/
>>69006661
think she lost her maidenhead to the horse?
So why do the Others wear regular armor?
>>69007080
by not having any screen time
Balon even make that refrence he is the last of the 5 kings
>>69006965
Well they are celestial beings.
>it's a Roose taunts his sadistic psychopath of a son about how he won't be his heir episode
>>69006954
>Hodor is the key to all of this
>>69006924
I AM THE KINGSMOOT
>>69007080
Nigs keep gunning each other down, and they are swarming.
Ironborn are seanigs.
>>69007102
huh?
>>69007061
Euron gives less shits about family than Ellaria. Balon was blocking his way to the throne, nothing more.
how op is the team in the north gonna be?
jon alive, wildlings, remaining night's watch, sansa, brienne, and pod god, plus bran, hodor, and frgofu soon.
>>69006833
because D&D can't write so they just cram as many death as possible to trick showfags into thinking it's a great show.
>>69007054
You can't change your vote from 10/10 to 7/10 now.
>>69007106
either budgets, or their book armor would make them too elvish
or both
but probably budgets
>>69007088
thanks
>>69007066
How do I do that? Tell me
>>69006934
Yes. Stannis never wanted to be Azor Ahai, he had that duty thrust upon him, like the crown.
Poor Stannis.
>>69006963
Sansa, I am sorry for betraying Robb, burning down Winterfell and trying to kill your Bran and Rickon.
Please believe me ;_;
>>69007134
>Balon was blocking his way to the throne, nothing more.
You mean there's only one bridge?
>>69007080
Aegon should have burned every last Ironborn along with Harren
Will Jon execute Olly next episode?
>>69007137
Brienne and Pod are going to the Riverlands this season though.
>>69007013
Lol. Look at all those wymyn dumb look on their faces.
>''Haha xD so good (What's happening?????)''
>>69007091
sand snake meme
>>69007075
Looks like a pussy t b h. Not ironbabby at all.
>ywn protect his smile
Can someone please enlighten me on what DABID means?
>>69006329
They do it to every media, they pander to stupid people for their dollars. They're condensing the storyline down so a cheeto eating niggress can watch while texting.
>>69007039
>It's clearly a different actor
They literally showed Melly using a glamour in the previous episode.
>>69007157
we all make mistakes
>>69007056
How does it confirm the theory?
>>69006812
the opening scene is bran (he's back now i guess) and his weird old tree-man mentor in some sort of vision of the past. he's watching his dad and uncle benjen sparring as kids. his aunt, lyanna, comes riding in on a horse and starts talking to past-hodor whose real name is apparently willis. also, he could actually talk and wasn't a retard. weird.
sometime after this, treeman pulls himself and bran out of the vision. his morose girlfriend with the dead psychic brother who escorted him to the cave is sitting outside staring pensively across the icy vastness of the north. she's angry/upset because they're not doing anything to actually the stop the war, and she's basically useless there watching bran "train" or whatever.
cersei isn't allowed to go to her daughter's funeral, is barred by her king son. he has a man to man with jaime, goes and apologizes go her and asks her to help him be strong enough to stand up to the christfags who made her do her walk of shame.
arya got like 4 minutes this episode. jaqen shows up and tests her, saying that if she "says her name", he'll let her come off the streets and get shelter and food again. she keeps saying "a girl has no name." he starts leading her back, but i think he knows she's full of shit and hasn't really abandoned her identity enough.
the wildlings burst into castle black, let in by jon snow's pal edd. they take back the castle.
basically nothing really happens with sansa's crew except she has a heart to heart with theon and he decides he can never do anything to atone for what hes done to her family. he wants to "go home."
cuts to the iron islands, theon's angry old dad and mannish sister have an argument. he storms off and is confronted by his brother who has recently returned from the sea. THEY have an argument and the brother pushes him off a cliff. running out of characters so ill just get to the big thing: jon is resurrected by melisandre. also tyrion makes friends with dragons
>>69007147
No problem
Also King's Landing's is off book
>>69007160
Please be Wun Wun
>>69007160
Ed, fetch me a block.
>>69007164
well then add blackfish to the marry crew of nothern misfits
>>69007137
if the leak is to be believed, not very
they're on the verge of being btfo before cia and the vale come to save the day
>>69006963
Theon might be the only good parts left on this show.
>>69007172
a way to criticise the writing without actually criticising it
>>69007157
>>69006963
agreed, lads. Flame dick fucking confirmed.
Can someone tell me why they hate Roose getting killed by Ramsay?
>>69006868
This.
Cersei looked hot this episode
That cleavage really distracted me during her scenes
>>69007021
Create a core story with some locations, and then just reference other stories and locations while going through your central one.
Read a Witcher short story for inspiration. It's just a lot names and locations thrown in to show a larger world while he's sitting in a tavern in the middle of nowhere.
>>69007160
He sets Ghost on him, if the plot summary leak is to be believed. The last two have been right so far.
Theons words were directly from Boromirs death, Bravo D&D
>>69006353
We think he's the mountain, he's just all fucked up because of oberan's venom covered spear. Its incredibly likely thats the case, but we don't know for sure in the books or in the show.
>>69007187
I've seen people flip shit on here that things are going so wildly different from the books. Is anything else completely changed or ridiculously different?
I plan on starting the first book over summer...
tommen finally stopped being a bitch boy
>>69007075
> supposed to be the brother of Old Man Balon Greyjoy
> cast a guy that could be his grandson
BRAVO D&D!
>>69006812Bran has a vision of Ned, Benjen and Lyanna in Winterfell. There's also Hodor before he became retarded. They spar some and make some banter then the 3ER takes Bran back to reality and Meera is told there's a war coming and they're not staying in that cave.
Jamie threatens the High Sparrow but almost gets BTFO'd when he realizes he's surrounded by the fanatics.
Ser Robert 2stronk bashes some shitposter's head into a wall cuz he was talking shit about Cersei.
Tommen reconciles with Cersei
Tyrion unchains the dragons and talks to them.
Euron Greyjoy appears and kills Balon.
Theon decides to go home to the Iron Islands.
The wildlings raid Castle Black under Edd's and Tormund's leadership and take Ser Alliser prisoner. Mellisandre attempts to revive Jon Snow but seemingly fails. When everyone leaves the room, it is revealed that it was actually successful.
Has any dead and resurrected character talked about what being dead was like?
>Its a we care about hodors story episode
>>69007208
because roose was a better character. at least he was cunning and logical
ramsay just kinda kills shit to be edgy
>>69007197
>t. DABID
>>69007193
Did someone screencap the full leak? I only read stuff about Episode 2.
>>69007215
source of this summary?
>>69007177
How is Daario getting away from Jorah long enough to do Euron stuff?
I always thought the theory was a biting satire of how autistic the fans can be in trying to connect everything, but I see I was wrong.
>>69007137
Well they're gonna be busy fighting the good fight with the walkers.
Daenary's still has the best army with 3 dragons, a well-trained army (that somehow gets BTFO by aristocrat slavemasters, *sigh FUCK YOU D&D). If she manages to get a doth'raki army too across the narrow sea, it's game over. Just hand over the throne.
>I wonder how the others are doing...
>>69006909
no she wasn't, not at all. she also died in her teens. she ran away with rhaegar when she was like 16. read: not "old"
>>69007160
nah he's fantasy jesus he'll let olly go and olly will become the WW king, jon will give him 17 chances to surrender before reluctantly killing him and then start to cry
>>69007208
because roose was a good charter while ramsay is a cartoon villain
>>69007172
Destroying
an
Authors
Book
and
Ideas
D...DABID
>>69007241
But it makes sense plotwise for him dead, since Ramsay needs a way to inherit Dreadfort (and the North).
>>69007127
ladies sometime lose their maidenheads by riding their horse
>>69007184
The other theory.
>They keep killing off people to close off plotlines
>Ramsay kills roose so he can do whatever the fuck he wants and eventually fail and fuck up the entire north plot
>Jon Snow comes back to life just like that so he can kill all the white walkers with his gay wildlings plan
>Five minute scene between the Greyjoys with head retard dying so they can end this with the girl being the leader and theon coming back to the gay islands
fuck this show
>>69007148
Decades of writing experience. Or journalism. Being near-photographic memory intelligent or just fucking well organized. Patience. Persistance. Work for 5-7 years on each book, having hundreds of people review it and paid people to find plot holes. Be super careful about not letting on too much. Have enough confidence that everything will come together. Hide things in plain sight. Etc.
>>69007231
What could have been...
>>69007236
Berric did.
>>69007189
>>69007190
>>69007160
It'll be Ghost.
>>69007226
A better question would be what isn't completely changed or ridiculously different.
>>69007227
>apologizing to his mum
>when she was the one that armed the faith
>>69007254
16 is old.
12 is prime.
:^)
>>69007193
does anyone have a screencap?
>>69007172
it's a meme from last season which has given me great solace
>>69007172
D-DABID
JEWEL WELDING DABID
>>69007247
Screen shot of someone's post from somewhere. It's not a lot of proof, but it's how i was spoiled for the last two. Guess we'll find out next week. Anyway, I want that cunt dead.
>>69007245
>>69007247
Yeah, does someone have the plot summary of this season already?
If so, please links.
>>69007262
youre not wrong, im just explaining why people are upset about ramsay killing roose
>>69007254
Uh... so Ned was 14 when he fought Duel Wielding Dayne?
>>69007160
>Will Jon execute Olly next episode?
Of course not, Jon will forgive them all because they thought they were doing "what they thought was right" and Potato Boy will valiantly fight alongside Jon in the battle of Winterfell.
God damn, the tv series get dumber with each episode...
>>69007208
>>69007241
i second this
>>69007266
>showfags
>>69006954
>literally a snownigger
>Bran is taller than Bloodraven
>>69006216
I hate that Roose died; he was my favorite character. Still, this episode was solid as fuck and at least someone erased the awful memory of that premiere. With the possible exception of Mereen, I enjoyed every scene.
This show does a lot of things wrong and fully deserves the shit it gets. But you fags whining about this episode are just grasping at straws.
>>69006526
the boltons hold moat calain they can not pass.
>>69006587
kek
>>69007226
Sansa is in the Vale in the books, learning from Littlefinger how to be a schemer.
Dorne are currently involved in two plots to restore Targaryen rule: one with Doran's eldest son being sent to try and forge a marriage alliance with Dany; the other with Doran's daughter (and heir) being sent to the Stormlands to possibly create a marriage alliance with Aegon, son of Rhaegar - or at least that's who he claims he is.
Those are probably the biggest ones.
>>69006812
If you have been typing on a keyboard since you are 3, you can't be that old and I find it unlikely that you would be going blind at a young age. You are either trolling or you need some glasses.
>>69007306
Ned was 20 in the book
>>69007233
Dumbass, the episode has already aired, there is no need or spoiler text.
>>69007160
He'll just say 'Ghost' and the mad direwolf will tear him to pieces in front of everyone and Sansa and Brienne will arrive at that very moment, having shocked faces. Similar thing happened in TWD with Rick/Morgan.
>>69007226
At this point many characters are merged for the sake of brevity. The essence of plots otherwise stays fairly consistent, just with very truncated arcs.
Examples of characters merged:
Jorah/Jon Connington
Daenerys/Aegon
Yara Greyjoy/Victarion Greyjoy
Tyrion Lannister/Quentyn Martell
Sansa/Jeyne Poole
Mace Tyrell/Harys Swyft
Jaime/Balon Swann
Olly/Satin
Olyvar/The Blue Bard
Soon to be Walder Frey/the Frey that's getting married in the books (forgot his name)
Bronn/Arys Oakheart/soon to be Ilyn Payne
>>69007324
He's closer to the camera though.
>>69007253
Well they get to keep their skin, so a lot better than you.
So, the oath to the Night's watch it's over now, isn't it?
>>69007324
I'm okay with this
>>69007324
The branless season made him appear to age even more than normal this season
>>69007264
>maidenhead
showfag here, what is this
>>69007160
So hoping he would feed Olly to Ghost but not gonna happen :(
The other guys who betrayed him have a near 90% chance of getting executed. They don't serve any plot point anymore either so, ye.
>>69007342
Not in the show he isn't. He's more than 2 years younger than Lyanna in the show. If Lyanna died when she was 16, there's no way Ned could be older than 14.
Unless D&D are faggots and plans to have Lyanna dying when she's 25 and Ned rescuing her while in his prime.
>>69007306
in the books, she was ned's little sis
>>69007056
If you mean the theory that Euron kills Balon or hires an FM to do it, then did that really need confirming?
If you mean Daario is Euron, it didn't.
>>69007357
Olly isn't really a merge since he's an original character.
>>69006699
Triple dubs, nice. Was this part of your plan?
>>69007308
Reminder that of all of them Olly was the only one who had a legitimate grievance with Jon.
>>69007327
Can't get by grey water watch either. Roose had to be smuggled into the north, cuz the Reeds fuck up anyone trying to get by.
>>69007383
Why do you assume Lyanna is older than Ned? They looked pretty similar in age, and girls hit puberty faster than boys do
>>69006964
>all those sperms around her head
>>69007387
D&D FUCKING STOP!!!
>>69006699
sweet set of dubs
>>69007357
You're missingEllaria Sand/Young Griff
>>69007403
She was a good foot taller than him in that scene.
>>69007357
>Jorah/Jon C.
>Olly/Satin
not really. much different imo. only in that sense that olly is his steward, but not a lover or would ever betray him
Why doesn't the high septon punish jaime
>>69007383
the ages in the show are all fucked up compared to the book
>>69007392
Good point, though he takes Satin's role (until he stabs Jon).
Edd also takes a bit of Satin's role too.
So did Jaime get fucked up by the clerics ?
>>69007371
Hymen
>>69007437
hes going to convert jaime
jaime will fight gregor for the faith.
>>69007407
lol i think theyre snakes, bro. just a hunch lol
>>69007233
>>69007185
>>69007069
ramsay has absolutely 0% chance of retaining any control over the north at all
>tfw no satin
>>69007424
Oh yeah I forgot
Ellaria Sand/Arianne Martell/Darkstar
>>69006754
BIG
Someone post the original post of all the episodes leaks.
is tommen finally going to grow a sack and get rid of the 3rd shittiest plot line that is the faith brigade
>>69007308
>Jon is Jesus
I wonder who might be behind this script.
>>69007453
is that a character or object? do all starks have it?
>>69007435
Stop this JonxSatin meme please
>>69007437
Maybe he will given time. Then again Jamie has no power. Tommen is all he cares about.
>>69007448
No. He pulled out. I still don't understand why they let Jaime retain his fighting ability in the show though. They've ruined him.
>>69006749
he sounds too smug. HAAH NO I JUST SHUT U DOWN NOW IT ENDS.
>>69007241
Ramsay is a meme for the modern millenial. Roose is the Baby Boomer with a brain.
>>69007487
GET OUT HACK FRAUD!
>Hodor's real name's willies
what a twist
>>69007487
>Jesus sics dogs on little boys
Maybe I'd be a christian if this was the case
>>69007467
>ramsay has absolutely 0% chance of retaining any control over the north at all
At least the Boltons though, since there's a big battle in the S6 trailers.
LEAVE HIM ALONE, RAMSAY
Wait so the three eyed raven IS Brynden Waters right?
>>69007120
JE SUIS LE JEU DES TRÔNES
>>69007486
after cleganebowl
>>69006909
>When she was young, she was Arya ugly.
Arya isn't ugly, (at least, Book Arya isn't) she's just a Tom Boy who is teased by her sister and her friends who call her Horseface and such.
>>69007490
It's an ancestral Stark shield, passed down from mother to daughter for generations
>>69007357
most of those aren't merges.
Tyrion won't roast. Aside from being small and ugly he has nothing like Quentyn.
Harys Swyft isn't that big a character.
Olly is Jon's steward, doesn't mean he's merged with Satin. THey have nothing in common aside from their job, they're not even on the same 'side'.
Bronn arys? Nothing happens out of the 4 seconds 'love story' with doubledagger.
He's also alive, and if you think he,s gonna be Payne, he'll stay alive.
Half are real stretch.
Might as well say that guy smashed on the wall was Symeon Silvertongue, because he was a poor person in KL and was killed for his talking.
>>69007391
No but it makes theoryfags happy so they keep discussing stupid theories on YouTube and Rabbit.
>>69007534
>>69007534
>>69007534
new thread
>>69007519
wait that reminds me where is rickon?
>>69007519
LEAVE HIM ALONE, RAMSAY
>>69007431
No she didn't
>>69007465
Do you live in Chernobyl or something?
>>69007519
LEAVE HIM ALONE, RAMSAY
>>69007520
It's Ned Starks Uncle, or some shit. Or granddad. Something like that. Been awhile since I read the books.
>>69007519
LEAVE HIM ALONE RAMSAY
>>69007550
lol, nah bro. im from NZ (New Zealand) whats your asl?
>>69007326
>this episode was solid as fuck
>>69007501
>mfw it's all mama starks fault that jaime lannister is still alive in the first place
>>69007546
with the umbers
it's so clear that the bearded man's gift to ramsay is rickon but d&d thinks we're all retarded and believe we're gonna be amazed
>>69007437
the real reason is plot armor. jaime isn't even in the fucking city in the books so he can't get imprisoned or anything like that. this way they get a tense scene and normies won't be bothered that the Septon's actions aren't internally consistent even though Jaime literally points it out. at this point KL is fucked because none of the characters really have any goals. they're having to pretend Tommen is now as irrationally vengeful as Cersei so that something can happen.
>>69007487
>jon gets killed by the "traitor" cross
>sent to redeem his pride as a bastard
>his hair literally looks like jesus
>unites people with "love and compassion"
>swore not to have sex or sin otherwise
>is betrayed by his own followers
>is resurrected 2-3 days later
Subtle.
>>69007075
isnt this the nigga from Vikings?
>>69007600
you are now aware that in the show Osha took Rickon to stay with the Umbers for basically no fucking reason.
>>69007570
23/m/fin
>>69006319
kek
>>69007540
I didn't say they had to be large merges; they're often plot merges/role merges.
GRRM himself even said Mace and Harys are merged.
>>69007654
samiksii
>>69006832
How can he contain the laughter
>>69007502
Yeah but we know Dayne wipes the smug look off his face, kills all his friends and would have killed him too if Howland hadn't stabbed him in the back.
I just need a passionate love-making scene between Rhaegar and Lyanna pham. Just two young aryan godesses going at it.
>>69007486
Personally I like the Faith plot line because I love Christian military orders in history.
>>69006335
I liked the resurrection. So much of the show is about building up some epic expectations only to subvert them by either having the plan get foiled or that it's just not so special. The most epic scenes from GOT are often unexpected, while the shit that is built up is derailed or anti-climactic.
>If I lost my cock I would drink all the time xDD
>BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO COCK BARYS
>>69007431
Ned is the tall boy, Benjen is the small one
>>69006779
m8, episode 2 was solid. Enjoyed pretty much every scene.
>>69006832
shit that looks fun
![Theon-Greyjoy-game-of-thrones-38491844-245-350[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/rJNtLRW.gif "Theon-Greyjoy-game-of-thrones-38491844-245-350[1]")
>Theon just goes back to the Iron Islands alone because muh plot
eh that's it for me I think
>>69006754
J = L + H
>>69007867
What is a misdirect?
Home to him is Winterfell. He's off to kill Ramsey.
>>69007867
>I don't want forgiveness, I just want to go home
I think he wants to see his sister and apologise.
For the love of fuck someone post a Jon version of this
>>69007308
Lady Stoneheart and Beric are forshadowing the changes of Jon Snow when he's resurrected. He won't be completely the same and might be plain ol' wrathful.
>>69007867
I love how he's right near fucking winterfell and decides to ditch his protection and go off alone, on a horse, with no provisions, clothes looking ridiculously out of place, stinking like shit... yeah cause that won't attract any attention
dude will just get recaptured imo, Ramsay would still have people on the lookout for anyone matching the descriptions of theon or sansa.
Theon also appears to go with no provisions or whatever, and no real clue where he is. I guess he's just really confident that the script has him at the kingsmoot so he's gotta go there I guess.
>tfw Theon will never get to jam his big throbbing man-rod into Sansa's soggy, sloppy seconds pucy dripping with glorious Bolton seed
>We don't need all the houses in the North
>We just need 20 good men
What did Ramsay meant by this ?
>>69007989
because lady stoneheart is in the show
beric was kind as fuck
>>69008011
you know full well he will just use CIA's teleporter to reach the Iron Islands by next episode. that's my whole point.
the next time we see Alfie he WILL be standing on a ship approaching harbor. fuck this I'm done.
>>69008011
He's obviously going back to Winterfell to try and kill Ramsey, like some other anon said.
He's probably going to fail and lose more body parts / get Walda'd
>>69008055
Shit still follows generally from the plan Martin has laid out. If Stoneheart is so minor that they could cut her out of the show, then her real reason for existing in the books is to foreshadow what is to come. Therefore, Jon will likely have a bit of wrath to him.
>>69008106
>>69007960
it's like you guys don't realize how fucking hacky D&D are. I wonder how many normies will experience a dawning realization.
>>69008134
>the books and the show are going to follow the same path
there is absolutely no foreshadowing in the show that would lead to the revived person being any different
sure book jon might be vengeful, show jon will not
>>69008134
or they just didnt want to pay michelle fairley to come back on the show.
>>69008106
I agree. He doesn't want to be forgiven and so he probably wants to be punished. Therefore, he'll go back to Ramsey, take the abuse, work his way back into his good graces as Reek, then stab him in the back as Theon.
Pretty much what Ramsey did to him in the beginning.
>>69008153
see you in next weeks thread senpai, so I can remind you how wrong you were
>>69008178
>there is absolutely no foreshadowing in the show that would lead to the revived person being any different
Beric, the only other person who's been revived in the same manner, explicitly says that he's different every time he comes back; as if he loses more of himself.
Also, the resurrected Mountain shows off his wrath and dangerous nature before Jon's resurrection in the same fucking episode. Not to mention he's crazy loyal now when he's never shown that in life.
>>69008203
If Theon returns to Winterfell, all he's getting is a long, excruciatingly painful death. Ramsay isn't about to just forgive him for stealing Sansa and killing Myranda
>>69007753
>emma watson
>godess
pick one and only one, nigga
