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memes edition

old >>69003320
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HAHAHA YOU STUID FAGGOTS YOU ARE STILL WATCHING YOUR SHITTY GARABAGE SHOW
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/

How was episode 2?
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Leaf!
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Son, I have no problem feeding you to the pigs. Oh, your replacement was just born! Ahh, save me Karstark!
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L Y A N N A
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who /dualwielding/ here?
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who was that old guy with the wet hair who was with yara in the water?
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So clearly the point is that it doesn't matter who will sit the Iron Throne because the game never stops?

How will this show get wrapped up?
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what was this episode's theme song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg0VGw_95rY
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IAN MCSHANE HYPE
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>>69004827

She looks different from season 4. Better I think, more naturey.
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who the frick am I supposed to root for goddarn it!??!?
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>>69004822
Damn, I'm surprised at how much /GoT/ liked it. I thought the deaths felt pretty meaningless. The only part I particularly liked was the Bran segment.
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>>69004829
Mature men will never rule the North again.
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best girl
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>>69004853
>How will this show get wrapped up?

It won't. That's the cycle of human history idiot.
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Fuck Jon, hype for Sandor
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>>69004853
Not exactly. The game will stop because of the Others.
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was it a good episode?
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>>69004827
JUST
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jon snow sister reveal when
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The fight you would rather see.
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>>69004829
kek

top-tier writing d&d
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>>69004896
>was it a good episode?

Guess
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>>69004841

This faggot again.
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>>69004870
A lot of /got/ are showfags, and a number are cross-borders too. Not to mention Reddit obviously likes the show too.
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>no sneks
>no dorne
it was pretty alright
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>>69004900
>>69004827

wait, these are the same people ?
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>>69004901
>they both have curly brown hair so must be related xDDDD
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Reminder that the great war between The First Men (humans) and the so called Children of the forest will come to pass. All that it is happening in the North is attempt of the Children to retake the continent. Except they are now serving the entitity The Great Other which is literally some god, just like Rhllor.
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>>69004827
>>69004867
more book accurate less cute
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>>69004900
A FUCKING LEAF
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>>69004922
Yes. They also recast Bloodraven.
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Leak:

Later in the season, Brienne reveals that she sparred Stannis. Stannis is then shown with Howland Reed in the finale.
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>>69004932
>Just like Rhllor
it is Rhllor
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Didn't watch EP1, didn't watch this one either. I'm just here for the memes.

It's as bad as everyone with more than double digit IQ knows it to be, right?
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>>69004940
Take it to /int/ m8
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>>69004900

They should have kept the character as a little kid, but added the better costume.
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>>69004943
I'm fine with recasts but they turned that little forest girl into the cat lady from hunger games
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>>69004851
that was damphair u goof
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>>69004900
I liked this much better.
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>>69004958
>believing memes
>2016
ISHYGDDT
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where the F is dany????? ughhhhhhhhh
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reminder that house martell is EXTINCT in the show

reminder that the show will literally force down the idea that all of dorne will rally behind bad poosy, who are bastard born insane wymen

reminder that most people will unironically enjoy this subplot
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>>69004851
the credits listed him as moistscalp
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>>69004896

better than ep1
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>>69005014
Reminder people on here unironically watch game of thrones.
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>>69005014
>implying grrm didn't like the sand snakes so much he is now rewriting parts of Winds of Winter to include the sand snakes
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>>69004956
It is different form of magic and it originates elsewhere. The Great Other is something that lives in winter only and it expands winter wherever he goes. Also the Walkers are not dead. They are highly conscious and much different form of life.

Rhllor is fire god that requires sacrifices and suffering. Much creepier imo.
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>D&D changed Hodor's real name from Walder to Willis because they think the audience can't grasp the idea that some people have the same name
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>>69004853
You forgot about the dragons and ice zombies
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>>69004896
no sand snakes or dany
so yes, it was pretty good.
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>>69005014

I watch every week with normies, and none of them like the sneks.
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>>69005014
Extinct Houses:

Martell
Baratheon

Soon the be extinct:

Lannister
Tyrell
Stark (unless Rickon survives)

Only chance of survival:

Arryn
Tully
Greyjoy
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>>69005014
>reminder that most people will unironically enjoy this subplot
Most of the normies seem to hate the Dorne plot as well.
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>>69005054
>Winds is being delayed for extensive Sand Snakes related rewrites
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>>69005015
L O L

how do you pronounce that? Moists Calp?
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>>69005073
Actually a sensible change really, they understand their target audience that way.
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>>69005073
They changed Asha to Yara because they thought it sounded too much like Osha
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>>69005081
>Soon to be extinct
>Stark
There are 3 potential heirs. There are more potential heirs to the Stark dynasty than Arryn.
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>>69005054
the sand snakes are actually badass as fuck in the books, they all have highly specialized skills and (so far) haven't shown to be particularly insane
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6
BEST
HUNTERS
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Production really did a good job keeping the end of the episode under wraps, even though it was widely expected
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>>69005073
BRAVO DND
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>>69005014

Reminder that the Martell plan failed in the books, Trystane got dragon'd and Oberyn + Hotah will be killed by the sneks and Darkstar.
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>>69005014
>implying you wouldn't forgive kinslaying in return for fucking bad pussy and cumming on those tits
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mfw reddit calls bastardbowl "snowbowl"
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The best part of the episode was the High Sparrow looking into the eyes of Jaime fucking Lannister and saying, "But who are we?"

Everything else was shit. Tommen asking Cersei for help is just going to lead to him being Joffrey 3.0 because they'll need another one of them after Ramsay dies this season.
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>>69005127

Amazing they made her into a Star Trek alien in this season
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>>69005081
What if Edmure Tully wins in the end after everyone kills each other or dies fighting the white walkers LOL.
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>>69004896
/got/ rate it 9/10, bretty gud
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>>69005081
You forgot the Frey's.
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>>69005073
>>69005132

the episode was written by Dave Hill.
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>>69005140
>sticking your dick in crazy
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>>69005127
>children of the forest
>dnd makes them actual children
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>>69005101
Wasn't this supposed to be Sopranos meets Middle Earth? The Sopranos demonstrated how fucking receptive audiences can be to smart writing. So why the hell do D&D feel the need to dumb down the books so much?
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>>69005157
Looks like DABID got his wish after all
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>>69005134
>I don't know any of the characters' names
>I never read the books
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>>69005114
Jon isn't a Stark

Bran won't have children

If Arya and Sansa have children, they won't be Starks

Rickon is the only genuine chance right now

Robert Arryn might be a little twirp but he's safe and can be nurtured into a man
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>>69005120

Yeah I'd have sent all my hunters desu senpai
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>>69004911

Why are there no cool baratheon armor in the show? I want stag horn helms god damnit
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I keep on posting resurrected, Ollie-killing jon in 404-ing threads.
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>>69005148
and who are we
we're D&D
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>>69005147
Nah they call it bastard bowl too
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so umm... what happened to Hodor?
inb4
>hodor found out who Jon really is and had to be braindamaged in order not to give it away
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kek, i just realised the dragons are the ultimate NEET's

>be dragon in medieval fantasy land
>have two brothers, one of them is black because mummy is a whore
>we are well past puberty but mummy let's us move in in her basement
>except for jamal, that nigger got in trouble for stealing farm animals and fucking ran for the hills
>mummy provides us with tendies every night, I love her so much
>one day sense that the fucking whore abandoned us
>new daddy comes visit us downstairs
>"hey boys, I'm friends with your mum"
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he wants us to go play outside
>fuckthis.jpg
>turn around and play vidya with brother
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Whos gonna kill tommen?
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>>69005097
What was this shit? Did the big undead faggot kill him on his own or did Cercei send him out to kill anyone who says mean things about her?
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>>69004916
>all the complaints are either from last episode or the next one that was just previewed

ebin.
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>>69005183
>Robert Arryn might be a little twirp but he's safe
he's literally dying
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>>69005205
He got kicked in the head by a horse or something
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>>69005134
>Trystane got dragon'd
you haven't actually read the books, have you?
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>people LITERALLY thought I would stay dead
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>>69005134
Trystane? Oberyn? Are you sure you've read the books?

There's no reason to believe Doran will die by sand snakes in the books. It's clear he's got a lot of plotting left in him and will probably not die until we see the fAegon and Oldtown plotlines carried out.
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>>69005205
lyanna does something that makes him get fucked up
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>>69005183

Jon can be legitimized.

>If Arya and Sansa have children, they won't be Starks

Matrilinear marriage exists in asoiaf universe.
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>>69005179

Are you going to whine about Victarion when Yara goes to Essos too?
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>>69005205
it was probably bran t.b.h.
he will try to warg him or talk to him and will cause a BSOD
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>Max Von Sydow got less lines than in The Force Awakens


JUST


WASTE


MY


TALENTED


CAST
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>>69005169
t. D&D
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>>69005227
How? He just needs toughening up.
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>>69005205
nan hit him with a war hammer once he decided he was gonna train to fight
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>>69005183
even if ned's kids don't produce, there are still countless starks to claim the titles. stark is a tree thousands of years long
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>>69005205
I thought he like killed someone and then as punishment someshit happaned OR he was traumatized and ended up speaking the name of his victim HODOR
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>>69005114
Sansa can't really continue on the family because her child would have the name of the father (unless it's a maternal marriage, which is not likely). Bran is crippled and not likely to produce an heir with the way he is going. Jon is a Targaryan. That leaves just Rickon and I guess maybe Benjen if he still lives.
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>>69005127
first leaf was qt as fuck tbqh
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I'm only interested in knowing if Rhaeger raped Lyanna or if she was a whore who went with him willingly.

Then again, not like I can trust D+D adaption
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what was the point of the pissing drunkard scene?
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>>69005258
Littlefinger kills him
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>>69005147

Get hype.
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Why are these /got/ generals so repetitives? Same webms, same questions, same fucking posts, everytime.
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>"or maybe you'll be the first woman to rule the iron islands"

And here we go with the feminist shit. Looks like Eurons not making it out of this season.
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>>69005205
Probably witnesses Rhaegar and Lyanna taking a horse from the stables he tends to so Rhaegar kicks the shit out of him
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>>69004822
It's shit. Worse than the first.
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This is the worst season of Game of Thrones so far.
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>>69005116
No women in combat are badass to me. I hated them in the books.
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>>69005280
To show off how terrifyingly strong Robert Strong is and to reminds us of how pointlessly cruel Cersei is
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>>69005183

Jon is a Stark by blood as far as the rest of the world is concerned, and he can be legitimized.
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>>69005286

Unlike bitch Ellaria or dumb dumb Dany, Asha/Yara actually deserves it.
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>>69005245
Their mothers will be Starks but they won't hold the name. They need male heirs.
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>>69004939
>less cute

i'd still fuck it.
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>>69005173
>So why the hell do D&D feel the need to dumb down the books so much?
projection probably, D&D themselves are retards so they expect the rest to be like them.
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>>69005235
I thought he would be resurrected by I was holding out hope the show wouldn't be that terrible and predictable.

Of course it proves me wrong and shows that in the end, the ultimate good guy hero always wins just like all the super hero movies XDDD. Can't wait for him, Tyrion and Daenerys to join forces and slay the remaining 2 antagonists in the show for the grand finale.
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>>69005319
Not while Theon is alive bish
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>>69004850
what scene did this take place in? i don't remember any dual wielding
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>>69005303
only obara is a warrior, the others are schemers
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>>69004891
Based others destroying garbage westeros
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>>69005208
you should probably seek psychological help
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>>69005280
Cersei is still salty about bad pussy and told the big guy to crash some hot heads
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>>69005298
Then why is it rated so high by /got/?

Seems like /got/ loves shit.
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>>69005273
the new leaf is Kae Alexander

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5221696/
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>>69005318

Fuck legitimization. Reed will reveal his true Targ heritage and he will become the Greatest Bastard.
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How the fuck does Davos know about the death rituals of R'hllor and that they now can raise the dead?

I didn’t think it was possible for D&D to fuck up the story even more but somehow they still managed to do it…
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>>69005286
>mfw the ending is Margaery-Daenerys-Yara ruling together as triqueen lesbians
>mfw I don't have a face for such bullshit
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>>69005173
the source material isn't smart at all, it's just bloated

D&D have become more aggressive in removing stagnant plot threads that won't go anywhere.
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Episode 1 was a 4/10
Episode 2 is a 7.5/10
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>>69005319
>runs away from a bunch of puppies
>deserves to rule the iron islands
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>>69005268

As far as everyone knows, Jon is Ned's son. How would the fact that he is a Targ ever get out?
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>>69005354
Because the normies favourite, Jon snow came back.
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>>69005330

Yeah, three Targaryens, three heads of the dragon. We knew this shit 20 years ago and Martin still can't shit out the rest of the story.

baka famalam
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>>69004948

>sparred Stannis

she put on some gloves and punched him around?
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Is that Harrion Karstark? Who's the Umber we're getting next week?

Cool that we're finally getting the Northern lords, but I wanted them to be old dusty men like in ADWD. I thought it was a great touch that all the young men were killed or held captive, so ruling was left to a bunch of geriatric uncles.
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>>69005325

Maege Mormont was able to have Mormont children somehow. I don't think she even has a husband.
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>>69004911
GOD DAMN IT HE WAS CLEAN FUCKING SHAVEN
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>>69005325

Yes they will, if special arrangements are made This has happened in ASOIAF and in real history. Matrilineality is possible
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>>69005362
>the death rituals of R'hllor and that they now can raise the dead
I'm pretty sure his thought line was
>"You are magic, can you magic him back to life?"
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>>69005370
>tfw 11/10 episode is coming

Cant wait
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>>69005330
how else was he going to be revived?
was what's his face, the only other red priest in westeros, going to show up at the gate and be like "hey, i heard someone died, need a resurection?"
the only other way for him to be revived is by the others and even then you just become a corpse. you gotta be a baby to be turned into a legit member
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So why the fuck does davos care about jon snow so much? Why the fuckdoes he go through the trouble of reviving him? He's not the first and not the last commander to be murderd by his underlings. They don't run for the red priest every time it happens, they simply choose a new one. When will they stop asking 10 year old retards to write for the show?
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>>69005127

do you think they actually read the books between s4 and 5 and realized the children weren't actually children?
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>>69005370
Both episodes were below average.
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>>69005369

Makes sense.

Aegon + Dorne + Vale are pretty much filler material, Dany + North are where the book endgame's at.
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>>69005349

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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>>69005400
Think his names Harald in the show. Not sure about the Umber but the gift is rickon.
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>>69005418
>next episode will be a dany and snek episode
who are you kidding? it's not possible for it be higher than a 4
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>>69005404
>Maege Mormont was able to have Mormont children somehow.

Inbreeding is common among northern barbarians
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>>69005362

He doesn't. He's just grasping at straws, hoping she can pull another miracle out of her ass. Literally a hail mary.
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>>69005212
HOOOOLLYYY FUCK DO YOU EVEN FUCKING WATCH GAME OF FUCKING THRONES YOU FUCKING NORMIE
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>>69005429
Does Davos know about Stannis' death yet? Would make a little more sense if he knew because that's his last connection, really.
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>>69005443
>the gift is rickon.
Yeah, I picked that up. This and the TOJ flashback are the only storylines I'm hyped for next week.
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>>69005362
He doesn't, he literally asks her if she has any magic that can do it.

Stop looking for shit to nitpick.
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>>69005429
>stupid, illogical criticism followed by insult based on stupid, illogical criticism

You're the one who is wrong you retarded piece of shit.
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>>69005147
Snow because they both are a Snow(bastard), and snowbowl is a name for a couple of famous American football games.
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What is Daenerys doing in Winterfell?
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Link to watch episode 2 please. Can't find anything.
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>>69005286
Yara's taking over the Victarion story. Euron still gets his crown.
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>>69005362
He literally fucking asks about the time she ran into Thoros you fucking wanker
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>>69005362
she can give birth to fucking shadows, bringing someone back to life shouldnt be outside the realm of possibility
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>>69005494
xD
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>>69005404
Tormund's the father. Maege is the bear he fucked.
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Hey, they remembered the manderlys. Wonder if we'll get the scene.

>tfw if we do it'll probably be dabidded to I AM THE MUMMERS FARCE
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>>69005444
Dany is on a leash and hopefully about to get spanked, sneks will die and dornish arc will end
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>>69005504
no he didnt
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>>69005494

Trying to get some of that good Miranda meat.
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>>69005420
He was dead for 1.5 episodes. Either don't kill him, or don't resurrect him. Now that he's resurrected we know hes basically safe for the entire show. They aren't just going to kill him again. Ruins any suspense or surprise the show has left. He's basically the hero, he's going to win in the end.
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>>69005116
No they are not. They are the same cringy as fuck boob squad, only less psychotic than their show countrparts. Only ellaria is better in the books.
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>>69005495
lazy fuck:
solarmovie dot ph/tv/game-of-thrones-2011/season-6/episode-2/
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>>69005494

Ya got me, audibly chuckled.
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>>69005527
POTTERY
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>>69004851
Dam Fair
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>>69005208
I like your picture :^)
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>>69005400
It's the SmallJon next week.

I wonder if we'll finally hear what happened to the GreatJon.
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>>69005551
Thank you kind sir
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>>69005536
he has been from the start, with dany, and tyrion. by the 3rd season it's pretty obvious who the untouchables are.
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>>69005355
>children of the forest
>hire adult

Makes perfect sense.
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>literally jumpscare cliffhanger

wow, this really is medieval the walking dead, isn't it?
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>>69004850
Wtf targyrean symbols on armor? what ep is this
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>>69005584
I guess I was out of the loop then, I just figured it out this episode. Oh well, I don't care about what else happens then. I was watching mostly to see who wins in the end.
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Why do people like this episode so much again?
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LF is poisoning little twirp Robb Arryn so he's super sickly.
>>69005318
>can be
yes, by the king, his king. see any kings around? tommen surely won't do it. rickon can do it he proclaims himself to be king in the north. hell, he can do it simply by being the elder of the house stark. sansa can't do it and probably would't do it even if given the chance.

jon is not stark, he is targaryen. his name was aegon targaryen. he feels he isn't stark and will never ask for legitimization. next episode will finally settle this partially. three knights likely witnessed rhaegar's marriage to lyanna stark beneath the weirwood tree and there was a witness of jon's birth at the tower of joy that still lives. and who will confirmedly by martin appear.

another issue is of jon's ressurection and rhaegar targaryen himself. rhaegar was the most noble, but he wasn't the most mentally healthy person. his obsessions with the prophecies had led him far up north where he became the night's king after getting in touch with something terrible. robert baratheon thought he killed him, but he killed arthur dayne, best swordsman to ever live, who was wearing rhaegar's armor and who should've killed robert, but bobby b showerd incredible skills at the trident defeating dayne.

rhaegar thought the prophecy about prince that was promised was about his son aegon (jon), but he himself, rhaegar, is prince that was promised.
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>>69005494
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>>69005585
this one is complaining that they're adults
>>69005172
this one is complaining that they're children
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>>69004884
He came book in books, he can come back in show
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>>69005619
LE JON!!!
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So what present are Umbers bringing to Ramsay (from the next ep teaser)

Theon? Rickon?
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>>69005504
>He literally fucking asks about the time she ran into Thoros you fucking wanker

No he didn't and Davos has no knowledge that Melisandre meet Thoros and Beric, so why would ask her to resurrect Jon Snow?

I predict that in the book, she'll do the standard death ritual of R'hllor for Jon and be just as surprised at his resurrection as Thoros was with Beric.
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>>69005627
They are elves. Elves are small.
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>>69005603
>complaining about cliches in genre fiction

This show is made of cliches.
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>>69005494
NOICE
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>>69005619
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

JON SNOW CAME BACK YOU DINGUS
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>>69005619
Redditors are obsessed with their twists and nonsensical rushed character deaths.
>it's a w-w-watercooler show
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my name is euron greyjoy, i'm your brother
and i'm
*twirls mustache*
here to kill you!
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>>69005619
Because you're a faggot
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Can someone explain this to me?

How was Jon brought back to life, exactly?

Last season they mentioned that "only death can pay for life".

Why was nothing sacrificed to bring Jon back? I was expecting Ghost to die.
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>>69005619
because ep 1 was so bad
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>>69005646
if you knew someone who could do magic, wouldnt you ask them to do magic?
seems like a logical step
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>>69005619
I am the episode
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>>69005619
>no sneks
>no dany
it was a 7/10 episode
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>>69005619
Did you watch episode 1?

No sneks+no dany=the best this show will get
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>>69005675

my name is anon, i'm a virgin
and i'm
*tips fedora*
here to shitpost!
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>>69005677
Hello, showfag Redditor.
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>>69005686
are you a normie with memory problems? what about shireen???
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>>69005619

No sneks or dany, pretty obvious
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Anybody have the pic with:

>How do I avenge Oberon Martell

>Kill his family
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>>69005686
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>>69005663
>plebs loves the res of jon 'the reddit' snow
wow
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Wish they hired Mads for Euron desu senpai
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>>69005686

Thats Blood Magic, Melly's magic is R'hllor magic
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>>69005713
Shireen was sacrificed to bring good weather a week ago. Or are you a showfag Redditor? Or are you saying Melly teleported to Castle Black after the burning of Shireen to bring Jon back within 10 minutes?
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>>69005675
Look Three-Eyed Raven, it's my aunt, Lyanna Stark, the sister of my father, Eddard Stark, who if you remember was the main character in Season 1, and was executed on Joffrey's orders. Her abduction by Rhaegar, the older brother of the Khaleesi and the crown prince of Westeros, caused everyone to rebel against the Mad King, the Khaleesi's father.

Oh and look, there's Hodor.
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Every time they show someone with these 'eye stones' I can't help but think they look like it's the face of someone who finally realized how shit the show's become
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>>69005734
his English accent is terrible though

I had to use subs for Hannibal because I couldn't figure out what that fucker was saying
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>>69005495
Literally front page of pirate bay you fucking stooge
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>>69005740
lmao ur retarded. the weather thing was just a gimmick, melly still had all the power charges the sacrifice gave her in order to rez Jon. this is literally magicks 101. apply yourself dumb shitposter
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>>69004777
>Spell doesn't work
>They put Jon's body on fire
>He stands up

or

>Spell doesn't work
>Everyone leaves the room
>Ghost drops that fire thing over Jon
>The flame disappear
>He wakes up just like it did

There were dozens of ways that could've made this SO MUCH BETTER, really there was no suspense, there was no nothing. Jesus fuck man.
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>>69005686
I don't remember Thoros performing a sacrifice when he resurrected Beric in season 3.
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You can call me 'Ramsay the Roose killer.' Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
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So why was she allowed to gallivant around doing boy things when Arya wasnt?
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>THE LAW IS CLEAR, WE MUST HAVE A KINGSMOOT
This makes no fucking sense. They've had hereditary succession for thousands of years. Balon crowned himself, they didn't choose him. Why the fuck would the salt throne suddenly require an election by law?
>SALT THRONE
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>>69005758
dunno why but those stones make me laugh, must be because of that picture of tywin with those stones on his eyes smilling

someone post it please
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>>69005713
Thoros didn't sacrifice to bring back Beric.
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>>69005758

Can you shoop Brendan's JUST eyes in there?
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>>69005769
Jon is not fireproof. I dont know why you think he is
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>>69005740
>comes to /tv/
>talks about books
>is elitist over his trash literature
they are trash books and it's a trash tv series. it's a guilty pleasure. only an actual redditor would try to be elitist about preferring one pile of shit over the other
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>>69005769
>no suspense

lol fuck off
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>>69005768
>Showfag Redditor mad and lashing out by shitposting hard

"Call him a scoundrel and a retard and he won't even flinch. But if you call a Redditor a Redditor, he will lash out." - Hitler Goebbels
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>>69005788
cause lyanna wasnt as horse faced as arya
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>there are people that are seriously surprised that jon was revived by mel
i called that shit like 10 years ago

it could not have been more obvious
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Dammit.

>roose "can't be goosed" bolton gets goosed
>stannis probably dead, but they still won't show us the body
>instead of davos bringing melisandre to resurrect a probably dead stannis, he forgets his mancrush that was 90% of his character, and tells her to resurrect the younger, more boyish Jon.
>jon gets resurrected
>cutting arya warging into cats
>dragon whispering

This show man. I can only hope that GRRM gave them a false plot to really fuck with us bookfags.
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>>69005718
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>>69004911

Do showfags even know who Rhaegar is? How will DD spoonfeed this?
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>>69005773
iirc in the books he pretty much gives a way parts of his soul to rez him, slowly becoming more and more "hollow"
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There was no Sand Snakes or Dorne and yet it still managed to be fucking awful in every regard.
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>>69005802
and how do you know? maybe he "sacrificed" a lot of people in the past and has a lot of rez charges on him?
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>>69005807
this
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>>69005788
Because Ned didn't want Arya to end up like her.
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>>69005788

>riding a horse
>'boy thing'
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>>69005827

Thanks mate.
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I heard a rumour that the Hound is going to be with the Clergy as the hooded gravedigger from the books and he'll be fighting Robert Strong.

Any truth to this? I think that'd be amazing.
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>>69005773
Thoros losing his soul as well as Beric.

Since Beric wasn't a red priest, he literally gave up his life for Cat.
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>>69005769
>The all Targs are fireproof meme
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