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old >>69003320
HAHAHA YOU STUID FAGGOTS YOU ARE STILL WATCHING YOUR SHITTY GARABAGE SHOW
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How was episode 2?
Leaf!
Son, I have no problem feeding you to the pigs. Oh, your replacement was just born! Ahh, save me Karstark!
L Y A N N A
who /dualwielding/ here?
who was that old guy with the wet hair who was with yara in the water?
So clearly the point is that it doesn't matter who will sit the Iron Throne because the game never stops?
How will this show get wrapped up?
what was this episode's theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg0VGw_95rY
IAN MCSHANE HYPE
>>69004827
She looks different from season 4. Better I think, more naturey.
who the frick am I supposed to root for goddarn it!??!?
>>69004822
Damn, I'm surprised at how much /GoT/ liked it. I thought the deaths felt pretty meaningless. The only part I particularly liked was the Bran segment.
>>69004829
Mature men will never rule the North again.
best girl
>>69004853
>How will this show get wrapped up?
It won't. That's the cycle of human history idiot.
Fuck Jon, hype for Sandor
>>69004853
Not exactly. The game will stop because of the Others.
was it a good episode?
jon snow sister reveal when
The fight you would rather see.
>>69004829
kek
top-tier writing d&d
>>69004896
>was it a good episode?
Guess
>>69004841
This faggot again.
>>69004870
A lot of /got/ are showfags, and a number are cross-borders too. Not to mention Reddit obviously likes the show too.
>no sneks
>no dorne
it was pretty alright
>>69004900
>>69004827
wait, these are the same people ?
>>69004901
>they both have curly brown hair so must be related xDDDD
Reminder that the great war between The First Men (humans) and the so called Children of the forest will come to pass. All that it is happening in the North is attempt of the Children to retake the continent. Except they are now serving the entitity The Great Other which is literally some god, just like Rhllor.
>>69004827
>>69004867
more book accurate less cute
>>69004900
A FUCKING LEAF
>>69004922
Yes. They also recast Bloodraven.
Leak:
Later in the season, Brienne reveals that she sparred Stannis. Stannis is then shown with Howland Reed in the finale.
>>69004932
>Just like Rhllor
it is Rhllor
Didn't watch EP1, didn't watch this one either. I'm just here for the memes.
It's as bad as everyone with more than double digit IQ knows it to be, right?
>>69004940
Take it to /int/ m8
>>69004900
They should have kept the character as a little kid, but added the better costume.
>>69004943
I'm fine with recasts but they turned that little forest girl into the cat lady from hunger games
>>69004851
that was damphair u goof
>>69004900
I liked this much better.
>>69004958
>believing memes
>2016
ISHYGDDT
where the F is dany????? ughhhhhhhhh
reminder that house martell is EXTINCT in the show
reminder that the show will literally force down the idea that all of dorne will rally behind bad poosy, who are bastard born insane wymen
reminder that most people will unironically enjoy this subplot
>>69004851
the credits listed him as moistscalp
>>69004896
better than ep1
>>69005014
Reminder people on here unironically watch game of thrones.
>>69005014
>implying grrm didn't like the sand snakes so much he is now rewriting parts of Winds of Winter to include the sand snakes
>>69004956
It is different form of magic and it originates elsewhere. The Great Other is something that lives in winter only and it expands winter wherever he goes. Also the Walkers are not dead. They are highly conscious and much different form of life.
Rhllor is fire god that requires sacrifices and suffering. Much creepier imo.
>D&D changed Hodor's real name from Walder to Willis because they think the audience can't grasp the idea that some people have the same name
>>69004853
You forgot about the dragons and ice zombies
>>69004896
no sand snakes or dany
so yes, it was pretty good.
>>69005014
I watch every week with normies, and none of them like the sneks.
>>69005014
Extinct Houses:
Martell
Baratheon
Soon the be extinct:
Lannister
Tyrell
Stark (unless Rickon survives)
Only chance of survival:
Arryn
Tully
Greyjoy
>>69005014
>reminder that most people will unironically enjoy this subplot
Most of the normies seem to hate the Dorne plot as well.
>>69005054
>Winds is being delayed for extensive Sand Snakes related rewrites
>>69005015
L O L
how do you pronounce that? Moists Calp?
>>69005073
Actually a sensible change really, they understand their target audience that way.
>>69005073
They changed Asha to Yara because they thought it sounded too much like Osha
>>69005081
>Soon to be extinct
>Stark
There are 3 potential heirs. There are more potential heirs to the Stark dynasty than Arryn.
>>69005054
the sand snakes are actually badass as fuck in the books, they all have highly specialized skills and (so far) haven't shown to be particularly insane
6
BEST
HUNTERS
Production really did a good job keeping the end of the episode under wraps, even though it was widely expected
>>69005073
BRAVO DND
>>69005014
Reminder that the Martell plan failed in the books, Trystane got dragon'd and Oberyn + Hotah will be killed by the sneks and Darkstar.
>>69005014
>implying you wouldn't forgive kinslaying in return for fucking bad pussy and cumming on those tits
mfw reddit calls bastardbowl "snowbowl"
The best part of the episode was the High Sparrow looking into the eyes of Jaime fucking Lannister and saying, "But who are we?"
Everything else was shit. Tommen asking Cersei for help is just going to lead to him being Joffrey 3.0 because they'll need another one of them after Ramsay dies this season.
>>69005127
Amazing they made her into a Star Trek alien in this season
>>69005081
What if Edmure Tully wins in the end after everyone kills each other or dies fighting the white walkers LOL.
>>69004896
/got/ rate it 9/10, bretty gud
>>69005081
You forgot the Frey's.
>>69005073
>>69005132
the episode was written by Dave Hill.
>>69005140
>sticking your dick in crazy
>>69005127
>children of the forest
>dnd makes them actual children
>>69005101
Wasn't this supposed to be Sopranos meets Middle Earth? The Sopranos demonstrated how fucking receptive audiences can be to smart writing. So why the hell do D&D feel the need to dumb down the books so much?
>>69005157
Looks like DABID got his wish after all
>>69005134
>I don't know any of the characters' names
>I never read the books
>>69005114
Jon isn't a Stark
Bran won't have children
If Arya and Sansa have children, they won't be Starks
Rickon is the only genuine chance right now
Robert Arryn might be a little twirp but he's safe and can be nurtured into a man
>>69005120
Yeah I'd have sent all my hunters desu senpai
>>69004911
Why are there no cool baratheon armor in the show? I want stag horn helms god damnit
I keep on posting resurrected, Ollie-killing jon in 404-ing threads.
>>69005148
and who are we
we're D&D
>>69005147
Nah they call it bastard bowl too
so umm... what happened to Hodor?
inb4
>hodor found out who Jon really is and had to be braindamaged in order not to give it away
kek, i just realised the dragons are the ultimate NEET's
>be dragon in medieval fantasy land
>have two brothers, one of them is black because mummy is a whore
>we are well past puberty but mummy let's us move in in her basement
>except for jamal, that nigger got in trouble for stealing farm animals and fucking ran for the hills
>mummy provides us with tendies every night, I love her so much
>one day sense that the fucking whore abandoned us
>new daddy comes visit us downstairs
>"hey boys, I'm friends with your mum"
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he wants us to go play outside
>fuckthis.jpg
>turn around and play vidya with brother
Whos gonna kill tommen?
>>69005097
What was this shit? Did the big undead faggot kill him on his own or did Cercei send him out to kill anyone who says mean things about her?
>>69004916
>all the complaints are either from last episode or the next one that was just previewed
ebin.
>>69005183
>Robert Arryn might be a little twirp but he's safe
he's literally dying
>>69005205
He got kicked in the head by a horse or something
>>69005134
>Trystane got dragon'd
you haven't actually read the books, have you?
>people LITERALLY thought I would stay dead
>>69005134
Trystane? Oberyn? Are you sure you've read the books?
There's no reason to believe Doran will die by sand snakes in the books. It's clear he's got a lot of plotting left in him and will probably not die until we see the fAegon and Oldtown plotlines carried out.
>>69005205
lyanna does something that makes him get fucked up
>>69005183
Jon can be legitimized.
>If Arya and Sansa have children, they won't be Starks
Matrilinear marriage exists in asoiaf universe.
>>69005179
Are you going to whine about Victarion when Yara goes to Essos too?
>>69005205
it was probably bran t.b.h.
he will try to warg him or talk to him and will cause a BSOD
>Max Von Sydow got less lines than in The Force Awakens
JUST
WASTE
MY
TALENTED
CAST
>>69005169
t. D&D
>>69005227
How? He just needs toughening up.
>>69005205
nan hit him with a war hammer once he decided he was gonna train to fight
>>69005183
even if ned's kids don't produce, there are still countless starks to claim the titles. stark is a tree thousands of years long
>>69005205
I thought he like killed someone and then as punishment someshit happaned OR he was traumatized and ended up speaking the name of his victim HODOR
>>69005114
Sansa can't really continue on the family because her child would have the name of the father (unless it's a maternal marriage, which is not likely). Bran is crippled and not likely to produce an heir with the way he is going. Jon is a Targaryan. That leaves just Rickon and I guess maybe Benjen if he still lives.
>>69005127
first leaf was qt as fuck tbqh
I'm only interested in knowing if Rhaeger raped Lyanna or if she was a whore who went with him willingly.
Then again, not like I can trust D+D adaption
what was the point of the pissing drunkard scene?
>>69005258
Littlefinger kills him
>>69005147
Get hype.
Why are these /got/ generals so repetitives? Same webms, same questions, same fucking posts, everytime.
>"or maybe you'll be the first woman to rule the iron islands"
And here we go with the feminist shit. Looks like Eurons not making it out of this season.
>>69005205
Probably witnesses Rhaegar and Lyanna taking a horse from the stables he tends to so Rhaegar kicks the shit out of him
>>69004822
It's shit. Worse than the first.
This is the worst season of Game of Thrones so far.
>>69005116
No women in combat are badass to me. I hated them in the books.
>>69005280
To show off how terrifyingly strong Robert Strong is and to reminds us of how pointlessly cruel Cersei is
>>69005183
Jon is a Stark by blood as far as the rest of the world is concerned, and he can be legitimized.
>>69005286
Unlike bitch Ellaria or dumb dumb Dany, Asha/Yara actually deserves it.
>>69005245
Their mothers will be Starks but they won't hold the name. They need male heirs.
>>69004939
>less cute
i'd still fuck it.
>>69005173
>So why the hell do D&D feel the need to dumb down the books so much?
projection probably, D&D themselves are retards so they expect the rest to be like them.
>>69005235
I thought he would be resurrected by I was holding out hope the show wouldn't be that terrible and predictable.
Of course it proves me wrong and shows that in the end, the ultimate good guy hero always wins just like all the super hero movies XDDD. Can't wait for him, Tyrion and Daenerys to join forces and slay the remaining 2 antagonists in the show for the grand finale.
>>69005319
Not while Theon is alive bish
>>69004850
what scene did this take place in? i don't remember any dual wielding
>>69005303
only obara is a warrior, the others are schemers
>>69004891
Based others destroying garbage westeros
>>69005208
you should probably seek psychological help
>>69005280
Cersei is still salty about bad pussy and told the big guy to crash some hot heads
>>69005298
Then why is it rated so high by /got/?
Seems like /got/ loves shit.
>>69005273
the new leaf is Kae Alexander
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5221696/
>>69005318
Fuck legitimization. Reed will reveal his true Targ heritage and he will become the Greatest Bastard.
How the fuck does Davos know about the death rituals of R'hllor and that they now can raise the dead?
I didn’t think it was possible for D&D to fuck up the story even more but somehow they still managed to do it…
>>69005286
>mfw the ending is Margaery-Daenerys-Yara ruling together as triqueen lesbians
>mfw I don't have a face for such bullshit
>>69005173
the source material isn't smart at all, it's just bloated
D&D have become more aggressive in removing stagnant plot threads that won't go anywhere.
Episode 1 was a 4/10
Episode 2 is a 7.5/10
>>69005319
>runs away from a bunch of puppies
>deserves to rule the iron islands
>>69005268
As far as everyone knows, Jon is Ned's son. How would the fact that he is a Targ ever get out?
>>69005354
Because the normies favourite, Jon snow came back.
>>69005330
Yeah, three Targaryens, three heads of the dragon. We knew this shit 20 years ago and Martin still can't shit out the rest of the story.
baka famalam
>>69004948
>sparred Stannis
she put on some gloves and punched him around?
Is that Harrion Karstark? Who's the Umber we're getting next week?
Cool that we're finally getting the Northern lords, but I wanted them to be old dusty men like in ADWD. I thought it was a great touch that all the young men were killed or held captive, so ruling was left to a bunch of geriatric uncles.
>>69005325
Maege Mormont was able to have Mormont children somehow. I don't think she even has a husband.
>>69004911
GOD DAMN IT HE WAS CLEAN FUCKING SHAVEN
>>69005325
Yes they will, if special arrangements are made This has happened in ASOIAF and in real history. Matrilineality is possible
>>69005362
>the death rituals of R'hllor and that they now can raise the dead
I'm pretty sure his thought line was
>"You are magic, can you magic him back to life?"
>>69005370
>tfw 11/10 episode is coming
Cant wait
>>69005330
how else was he going to be revived?
was what's his face, the only other red priest in westeros, going to show up at the gate and be like "hey, i heard someone died, need a resurection?"
the only other way for him to be revived is by the others and even then you just become a corpse. you gotta be a baby to be turned into a legit member
So why the fuck does davos care about jon snow so much? Why the fuckdoes he go through the trouble of reviving him? He's not the first and not the last commander to be murderd by his underlings. They don't run for the red priest every time it happens, they simply choose a new one. When will they stop asking 10 year old retards to write for the show?
>>69005127
do you think they actually read the books between s4 and 5 and realized the children weren't actually children?
>>69005370
Both episodes were below average.
>>69005369
Makes sense.
Aegon + Dorne + Vale are pretty much filler material, Dany + North are where the book endgame's at.
>>69005349
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>69005400
Think his names Harald in the show. Not sure about the Umber but the gift is rickon.
>>69005418
>next episode will be a dany and snek episode
who are you kidding? it's not possible for it be higher than a 4
>>69005404
>Maege Mormont was able to have Mormont children somehow.
Inbreeding is common among northern barbarians
>>69005362
He doesn't. He's just grasping at straws, hoping she can pull another miracle out of her ass. Literally a hail mary.
>>69005212
HOOOOLLYYY FUCK DO YOU EVEN FUCKING WATCH GAME OF FUCKING THRONES YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>>69005429
Does Davos know about Stannis' death yet? Would make a little more sense if he knew because that's his last connection, really.
>>69005443
>the gift is rickon.
Yeah, I picked that up. This and the TOJ flashback are the only storylines I'm hyped for next week.
>>69005362
He doesn't, he literally asks her if she has any magic that can do it.
Stop looking for shit to nitpick.
>>69005429
>stupid, illogical criticism followed by insult based on stupid, illogical criticism
You're the one who is wrong you retarded piece of shit.
>>69005147
Snow because they both are a Snow(bastard), and snowbowl is a name for a couple of famous American football games.
What is Daenerys doing in Winterfell?
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Link to watch episode 2 please. Can't find anything.
>>69005286
Yara's taking over the Victarion story. Euron still gets his crown.
>>69005362
He literally fucking asks about the time she ran into Thoros you fucking wanker
>>69005362
she can give birth to fucking shadows, bringing someone back to life shouldnt be outside the realm of possibility
>>69005404
Tormund's the father. Maege is the bear he fucked.
Hey, they remembered the manderlys. Wonder if we'll get the scene.
>tfw if we do it'll probably be dabidded to I AM THE MUMMERS FARCE
>>69005444
Dany is on a leash and hopefully about to get spanked, sneks will die and dornish arc will end
>>69005504
no he didnt
>>69005494
Trying to get some of that good Miranda meat.
>>69005420
He was dead for 1.5 episodes. Either don't kill him, or don't resurrect him. Now that he's resurrected we know hes basically safe for the entire show. They aren't just going to kill him again. Ruins any suspense or surprise the show has left. He's basically the hero, he's going to win in the end.
>>69005116
No they are not. They are the same cringy as fuck boob squad, only less psychotic than their show countrparts. Only ellaria is better in the books.
>>69005495
lazy fuck:
solarmovie dot ph/tv/game-of-thrones-2011/season-6/episode-2/
>>69005494
Ya got me, audibly chuckled.
>>69005527
POTTERY
>>69004851
Dam Fair
>>69005208
I like your picture :^)
>>69005400
It's the SmallJon next week.
I wonder if we'll finally hear what happened to the GreatJon.
>>69005551
Thank you kind sir
>>69005536
he has been from the start, with dany, and tyrion. by the 3rd season it's pretty obvious who the untouchables are.
>>69005355
>children of the forest
>hire adult
Makes perfect sense.
>literally jumpscare cliffhanger
wow, this really is medieval the walking dead, isn't it?
>>69004850
Wtf targyrean symbols on armor? what ep is this
>>69005584
I guess I was out of the loop then, I just figured it out this episode. Oh well, I don't care about what else happens then. I was watching mostly to see who wins in the end.
Why do people like this episode so much again?
LF is poisoning little twirp Robb Arryn so he's super sickly.
>>69005318
>can be
yes, by the king, his king. see any kings around? tommen surely won't do it. rickon can do it he proclaims himself to be king in the north. hell, he can do it simply by being the elder of the house stark. sansa can't do it and probably would't do it even if given the chance.
jon is not stark, he is targaryen. his name was aegon targaryen. he feels he isn't stark and will never ask for legitimization. next episode will finally settle this partially. three knights likely witnessed rhaegar's marriage to lyanna stark beneath the weirwood tree and there was a witness of jon's birth at the tower of joy that still lives. and who will confirmedly by martin appear.
another issue is of jon's ressurection and rhaegar targaryen himself. rhaegar was the most noble, but he wasn't the most mentally healthy person. his obsessions with the prophecies had led him far up north where he became the night's king after getting in touch with something terrible. robert baratheon thought he killed him, but he killed arthur dayne, best swordsman to ever live, who was wearing rhaegar's armor and who should've killed robert, but bobby b showerd incredible skills at the trident defeating dayne.
rhaegar thought the prophecy about prince that was promised was about his son aegon (jon), but he himself, rhaegar, is prince that was promised.
>>69005585
this one is complaining that they're adults
>>69005172
this one is complaining that they're children
>>69004884
He came book in books, he can come back in show
>>69005619
LE JON!!!
So what present are Umbers bringing to Ramsay (from the next ep teaser)
Theon? Rickon?
>>69005504
>He literally fucking asks about the time she ran into Thoros you fucking wanker
No he didn't and Davos has no knowledge that Melisandre meet Thoros and Beric, so why would ask her to resurrect Jon Snow?
I predict that in the book, she'll do the standard death ritual of R'hllor for Jon and be just as surprised at his resurrection as Thoros was with Beric.
>>69005627
They are elves. Elves are small.
>>69005603
>complaining about cliches in genre fiction
This show is made of cliches.
>>69005494
NOICE
>>69005619
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
JON SNOW CAME BACK YOU DINGUS
>>69005619
Redditors are obsessed with their twists and nonsensical rushed character deaths.
>it's a w-w-watercooler show
my name is euron greyjoy, i'm your brother
and i'm
*twirls mustache*
here to kill you!
>>69005619
Because you're a faggot
Can someone explain this to me?
How was Jon brought back to life, exactly?
Last season they mentioned that "only death can pay for life".
Why was nothing sacrificed to bring Jon back? I was expecting Ghost to die.
>>69005619
because ep 1 was so bad
>>69005646
if you knew someone who could do magic, wouldnt you ask them to do magic?
seems like a logical step
>>69005619
I am the episode
>>69005619
>no sneks
>no dany
it was a 7/10 episode
>>69005619
Did you watch episode 1?
No sneks+no dany=the best this show will get
>>69005675
my name is anon, i'm a virgin
and i'm
*tips fedora*
here to shitpost!
>>69005677
Hello, showfag Redditor.
>>69005686
are you a normie with memory problems? what about shireen???
>>69005619
No sneks or dany, pretty obvious
Anybody have the pic with:
>How do I avenge Oberon Martell
>Kill his family
>>69005663
>plebs loves the res of jon 'the reddit' snow
wow
Wish they hired Mads for Euron desu senpai
>>69005686
Thats Blood Magic, Melly's magic is R'hllor magic
>>69005713
Shireen was sacrificed to bring good weather a week ago. Or are you a showfag Redditor? Or are you saying Melly teleported to Castle Black after the burning of Shireen to bring Jon back within 10 minutes?
>>69005675
Look Three-Eyed Raven, it's my aunt, Lyanna Stark, the sister of my father, Eddard Stark, who if you remember was the main character in Season 1, and was executed on Joffrey's orders. Her abduction by Rhaegar, the older brother of the Khaleesi and the crown prince of Westeros, caused everyone to rebel against the Mad King, the Khaleesi's father.
Oh and look, there's Hodor.
Every time they show someone with these 'eye stones' I can't help but think they look like it's the face of someone who finally realized how shit the show's become
>>69005734
his English accent is terrible though
I had to use subs for Hannibal because I couldn't figure out what that fucker was saying
>>69005495
Literally front page of pirate bay you fucking stooge
>>69005740
lmao ur retarded. the weather thing was just a gimmick, melly still had all the power charges the sacrifice gave her in order to rez Jon. this is literally magicks 101. apply yourself dumb shitposter
>>69004777
>Spell doesn't work
>They put Jon's body on fire
>He stands up
or
>Spell doesn't work
>Everyone leaves the room
>Ghost drops that fire thing over Jon
>The flame disappear
>He wakes up just like it did
There were dozens of ways that could've made this SO MUCH BETTER, really there was no suspense, there was no nothing. Jesus fuck man.
>>69005686
I don't remember Thoros performing a sacrifice when he resurrected Beric in season 3.
You can call me 'Ramsay the Roose killer.' Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
So why was she allowed to gallivant around doing boy things when Arya wasnt?
>THE LAW IS CLEAR, WE MUST HAVE A KINGSMOOT
This makes no fucking sense. They've had hereditary succession for thousands of years. Balon crowned himself, they didn't choose him. Why the fuck would the salt throne suddenly require an election by law?
>SALT THRONE
>>69005758
dunno why but those stones make me laugh, must be because of that picture of tywin with those stones on his eyes smilling
someone post it please
>>69005713
Thoros didn't sacrifice to bring back Beric.
>>69005758
Can you shoop Brendan's JUST eyes in there?
>>69005769
Jon is not fireproof. I dont know why you think he is
>>69005740
>comes to /tv/
>talks about books
>is elitist over his trash literature
they are trash books and it's a trash tv series. it's a guilty pleasure. only an actual redditor would try to be elitist about preferring one pile of shit over the other
>>69005769
>no suspense
lol fuck off
>>69005768
>Showfag Redditor mad and lashing out by shitposting hard
"Call him a scoundrel and a retard and he won't even flinch. But if you call a Redditor a Redditor, he will lash out." - Hitler Goebbels
>>69005788
cause lyanna wasnt as horse faced as arya
>there are people that are seriously surprised that jon was revived by mel
i called that shit like 10 years ago
it could not have been more obvious
Dammit.
>roose "can't be goosed" bolton gets goosed
>stannis probably dead, but they still won't show us the body
>instead of davos bringing melisandre to resurrect a probably dead stannis, he forgets his mancrush that was 90% of his character, and tells her to resurrect the younger, more boyish Jon.
>jon gets resurrected
>cutting arya warging into cats
>dragon whispering
This show man. I can only hope that GRRM gave them a false plot to really fuck with us bookfags.
>>69004911
Do showfags even know who Rhaegar is? How will DD spoonfeed this?
>>69005773
iirc in the books he pretty much gives a way parts of his soul to rez him, slowly becoming more and more "hollow"
There was no Sand Snakes or Dorne and yet it still managed to be fucking awful in every regard.
>>69005802
and how do you know? maybe he "sacrificed" a lot of people in the past and has a lot of rez charges on him?
>>69005807
this
>>69005788
Because Ned didn't want Arya to end up like her.
>>69005788
>riding a horse
>'boy thing'
>>69005827
Thanks mate.
I heard a rumour that the Hound is going to be with the Clergy as the hooded gravedigger from the books and he'll be fighting Robert Strong.
Any truth to this? I think that'd be amazing.
>>69005773
Thoros losing his soul as well as Beric.
Since Beric wasn't a red priest, he literally gave up his life for Cat.
>>69005769
>The all Targs are fireproof meme
>>69005849
Why?
>>69005852
You know what I mean.
seems like leakbro was right again, kek
>>69005792
Yeah, it's silly. I think the reasoning for it in the books was to prevent a civil war.
Can someone please tell me why Ramsay killed Roose Bolton? Makes absolutely no sense for him to murder him off. While Ramsay thought that his "20 good men" such as Sour Alyn and Steelshank Walton were his, they were actually Roose's instead. So why the fuck does everyone sit idly by and watch him get murdered. Also the only reason House Bolton became a major power in the north was because of Roose. Now Ramsay is absolutely fucked. Good job D&D.
>>69005862
It's called the Cleganebowl and its coming
CLEGANEBOWL HYPE
>>69005872
cause she ended up ded at a young age?
>>69005816
you have a deathwish? you best delete your post right now while you still have a chance kiddo...
Did Walda name her baby before it got killed?
I need to know because of my reasons.
>>69005807
>only a Redditor will be contrarian and say both are shit
ah
>>69005838
>on /TV/
>Board for film and television
>"showfags"
where are you on the spectrum?
>>69005788
Because she was half horse herself, she was just reconnecting with her father
>>69005872
>Why?
She dies, man. it probably broke Ned's heart to see Arya grow up like her aunt.
>>69005878
what'd he leak?
so episode 3 is called oathbreaker because brienne didnt kill stannis and her sword is named oathkeeper right?
>>69005478
That's not nitpicking, it doesn't make any goddamn sense and you know it.
Davos was already aware of her magic when his son died.
He was aware of her magic when he learned about Shireen/Stannis death.
He was aware of her magic after about 4 minutes of Davos/Melisandre airtime, back in season 2, when she gave birth to a demon.
Yet he didn't "hey, just wondering, can you magic people back to life?" until now, for some random guy.
It's a clear example of "It happens because it's plot convenient" and I don't see how you can argue about this.
All the season is like that so far (it happens because plot convenient) anyway.
>>69005872
Because look where it got Lyanna
But Ned didn't really restrict Arya, after all he did get her a swordsman to teach her. It was probably Catelyn's insistence that she be a proper lady.
>>69005872
Lyanna asked Benjen who's he's going to spar when Ned's going to the Eyrie (she would've offered to spar with him). And Ned and Rickard have different views on parenting I guess
>>69005871
it has nothing to do with the fire meme since he was burned in season 1
it has to do with Azor Ahai being born in salt and smoke
>>69005822
>killed off roose via ramsay, a much worse character
>killed off 'masterplan' doran via sandsnakes, much worse characters
D&D CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>69005885
what the fuck was that karstark thinking?
roose was a MUCH better commander to be allied with, ramsays just an edgy psycho
>>69005885
>Now Ramsay is absolutely fucked
This is the only reason why I'm okay with it. At least Ramsay is going to get rekt, soon.
>>69005903
All the major plot points.
>>69005905
Yeah, has nothing to do with Jaime stabbing Aerys.
>>69005862
There is a Sept full of monastics very close to the area where he was wounded called the Quiet Isle. It is possible he was rescued by members of the Faith of the Seven. A horse matching the description of his horse was there, and a hooded man wearing a mask with a wound that matched his.
>>69005536
>Either don't kill him, or don't resurrect him.
killing him makes sense, resurrecting him makes sense
the problem is killing and resurrecting him for nonsensical reasons because GRRM gave D&D a vague outline of his plans years ago. if his death and resurrection aren't going to have any weight what's the point.
>>69005905
More likely to be Jon 'breaking' his oath to the Night's Watch
>>69005903
A synopsis of everything in Episode 2
Goddammit I'm going to stay away from /got/ because I don't know which are the true and BS spoilers
>>69005905
no :)
>>69005903
the plot of the ep
check yesterdays threads of an image of the transcript of this ep
>>69005893
No. But it would be funny for book readers if he was named Domeric II.
>>69005894
>contrarian
and thus you have proved that you are actually redditor
>>69005934
Not only, he literally went scene by scene and described everything exactly as it happened.
>>69005788
>when Arya wasnt?
Have you read the books?
Wait, have you watched the show?
Wait, do you even know who Arya is?
In both book and show Arya is allowed to do a lot of boy stuff.
Eddard wants her to train at swordfighting for R'hllor sake.
>>69005081
Baratheon house has a chance of survival if Gendry comes back and gets himself legitimated. I mean, his whereabouts are unknown so they could possibly bring him back.
>>69005713
Wouldn't Mel have to clarify it's explicitly Shireen's life she's trading for Jon's? Otherwise for all we know Shireen's life is still up for trades so she brought Jon back using 1 kind of magic, and she can possibly bring Stannis using another as well
>>69005440
Yea, why even write a book about a fantasy world's cultures, customs, and people. Just hit the major plot points as fast as possible, gotta rush all that EPIC ACTION. Everything else is just filler.
My name is Balon GreyjoyAnd this is Jackass.
>>69005841
>iirc in the books he pretty much gives a way parts of his soul to rez him, slowly becoming more and more "hollow"
And Catelyn is just a shell of her former self, because both she and Beric actually died while Jon's soul/spirt/consciousness will warg into Ghost, where it will be protected until he is resurrected.
Of course D&D stupidly drop all that for the predictable "shocking scene" of Jon just coming back to life for no reason at all...
>>69005885
>Now Ramsay is absolutely fucked.
>Now
Ramsay has always been fucked. He's written like a cartoon villain. Only a matter of time before the true hero of the show, Jon Snow, kills the villain. Haven't you seen literally any show or movie before?
T-t-there's no way the book will be as bad as season six right? They're just changing the plot because they're shit. Please.
>Realised I really liked this episode
>Think why
>No Daenerys or Sand Snakes
>>69005910
when would he have asked her to do it prior?
if he asked and she brought jon back to life before the wildlings got there they would have all been killed anyway.
he knows she can do magic, so why not ask her to do magic once a good time comes?
>>69005618
Dany and Jon can totally die permanently, just not before some ebin final battle. Tyrion is the only truly unkillable character in the story, even Arya and Samwell Tarly are more killable.
>>69005806
>>69005871
>Azor Ahai
>Not fireproof
>>69005813
>lol
You fuck off retard.
There was no hype at all fuckface, they literally spent like 1 minute showing us his dead body, everyone with half a brain realized he was coming back.
I wonder if Tommen will try to get his waifu back by sending his soldiers to slaughter the religious nutters, but that makes people mad and Tommen ends up killed for it.
>>69005805
Sure fampai
>>69004853
Start of a revolution, the abolition of feudalism, the nobility, and monarchism and the institution of a republic.
Which one of her parents was the horse?
>EURON: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS, BALON
holy shit who wrote his lines? this sounds so out of place for some reason.
>>69005998
Why would he be?
>>69005956
>calling a person a Redditor that wasn't even the first person you were responding to
Ah, the Redditor strikes again!
>>69005905
Interesting, you may be right. I do think that Stannis alive 100% after her "we have made difficult decisions" statement and Roose's episode 1 question of Stannis' body.
>>69005081
Dude, the house Baratheon has 20+ bastards that could easily be legitimated.
>>69005987
It's going to be much better dude. For all the shit we give GRRM, at least he's capable of writing complex plots and characters, instead of
>I AM THE DROWNED GOD
>>69005806
cuz he is a le targaryan kek
How do I safely torrent things without getting in trouble
>>69005469
Is it true Rickon will be flayed?
>>69005930
Doran's masterplan was to send a son he doesn't have in the show to get friendzoned and burned.
There was nothing left for him but sneks.
>>69006032
Most are dead thanks to joffrey.
>>69006019
DABID WHAT IF
DABID WHAT IF HE IS THE STORM
>>69005994
Did you even read the post you quoted?
>when a good time comes
>everyone around davos die
>don't give a fuck
>some bastard dies
>Can you magic him back to life?
>>69005986
Ramsay was kept in check by Roose. Without Roose, Ramsay is free to do whatever he likes This will ire the Northern Lords and eventually lead to his downfall.
>>69006042
I'maflayedso
>>69005984
Didn't Sixskins lose a part of his humanity too by warging out of his body when his main body died?
I don't think you can "protect your soul" when you warg into animals after death.
>>69006019
I, EURON, WILL KILL YOU -MY BROTHER- AND THUS BECOME KING
>>69005940
>>69005886
Right, okay. I've googled Cleganebowl now.
See, this would be fucking awesome. And it could end with either guy winning and still be awesome.
I don't hugely care for GoT (watching it out of some self-felt obligation to the books), but GRRM is a fucking genius.
>>69005966
Yeah showfag here... from what I remember in season 1 she was made to knit and was sneaking away to do adventurous things. It wasnt until Ned found her sword when he finally let her do some sword fighting.
havent seen S1 in ages though...
>>69004853
It ends with a baby being born and everyone of the MC dies. Beed starks voice comes and repeats some dialog about strong seeds
Rickon gets to rule the north, samsa dies
Dornish women nobility gets rekt by a cersei backed plot wich involves purple eyed mountain fags
Jaime Becomes the Ultimate saviour of Westeros, after figthing dornishmen and then ice people monsters he dies heroicaly. He becomes a good frend of Jon snow
Daenerys fucking dies from explosive diahrrea
Jon has a expiration date until he fullfills the prophecy.
After some dragon bullshit,Tyrion writes a book about what happened, he dies in a fire. "it was a honor to play with you" says to varys
The east gets to status quo again
Little finger dies after doing a master ruse
Clegane bowl actually happens
Ironborns land to help jon snow in the north, of this im 100% sure. They end up integrating the north somehow, settlements and shit
All religious nuts get killed
Tommen dies from some bullshit kill like Bolton
Garden fags get genocide'd, Old town arrises.
>>69006032
>Only one of Robert's bastard is alive and he's rowed halfway to Ib by now
>Stannis didn't have any bastards (to burn)
>Renly's bastards :^)
>>69006026
keep projecting, buddy. i know it's a common tactic for you and you're even using their buzzwords. everyone that read your posts can see it. just admit you were found out and try to a better job adapting to 4chan culture
>>69006065
IIRC, Sixskins lost it because he would warg into other people, kicking their souls out.
>>69005675
The amount of AFoC exposition they covered in the span of like 30 seconds made me laugh pretty hard.
>>69004853
Probably a big war with the White Walkers, Dany shows up on dragons to help, maybe she and Jon get married and (wait he's her nephew... oh not a problem for Targs).
what sane person would remain allied with bolton's now that roose is dead and ramsay is running the show?
>>69006057
what is he gonna do? storm into winterfell and collect all their bodies? he doesnt have an army, plus he needs to drag melly with him
jon is the only person he has even had the chance to ask to bring back to life.
What the fuck did I just watch? Why did D&D kill off Roose? Why did that car stark just stand there and let it happen?
Why is Tyrion the fucking dragon whisperer now?
How did Olly get to charge at the wildlings and only get taken to jail, without getting even a scratch on him? That little shit didn't even get slapped, or punched in the face.
I'm happy Jon Snow respawned, but there was so much wrong with this episode.
>>69006096
Then by the same extension, Bran would lose his soul too by warging into Hodor constantly.
>>69006107
>he thinks GoT's plot is meant to make sense
ebin
>>69006107
Realistically this would be explored
But since Ramsay can literally do no wrong and is successful in all actions he does, this won't even be touched.
>>69006098
D&D are masters of summarizing speeches.
>>69005986
Which pisses me off. Atleast in the books it has a little bit of ambiguity. The show Ramsay is just fucking stupid. Ramsay looks up to Roose, he craves his attention, he knows that his grip on the North is from Roose. Why would they fuck it up and make Ramsay kill the father he idolizes so much?
>>69004872
Where the fuck is their story line even going? If we never see Dorn again I'll be happy.
>>69006107
Karstarks at least
>>69006088
>saves Reddit image posted just a week ago
Not even a Redditor! But a visitor Redditor!
Welcome to /GoT/! Hope you enjoy our memes!
desu i don't know if jon has the heart to put all his killers to death. He'll prob just pardon them because of the long night. If anyone he'd kill it would be Thorne.
>>69006113
>Why is Tyrion the fucking dragon whisperer now?
secret targ confirmed
i mean, they actaully mentioned the line about him getting a dragon for his birthday
>>69006121
Sixskins didn't actually successfully warg into people. It's super hard, that's why everyone is freaked out by Bran warging into Hodor (which might be easier coz he's a tard tho)
>>69006107
Karstarks and Umbers
>>69006055
That's what he says in the book you dumb showfag.
>>69006113
>What the fuck did I just watch? Why did D&D kill off Roose?
Their entire creative skills are "Kill off the ok character and keep the edgy retard around".
>>69005986
Why does every villain have to be likable? Do they all have to have redeemable qualities to like about them? I mean, call it cartoony all you want, but some people are just pure fucking evil in life.
>>69006165
Nah, if he weren't Tywin's there's no way he would've lived a week.
>>69006113
>clearly the karstark is in on it
>for plot reasons and because dragons are smart, i guess
>hes just an edgy kid. ginger beard man literally killed people in his little hamlet, i think he can understand ollys bloodlust. main factor him being a kid, though.
>>69006128
Eh, it's not too crazy that people would prefer ramsay over roose (but not by much). Remember, that roose participated in the red wedding, a plot that violated an even more sacred tradition than not murdering family: not murdering guests you've given bread too.
>>69006065
The point of sixskins was to show along time in your animal fucks you up and that alot of the shit Bran is doing is dangerous as fuck.
That plus LS and Dondarrion says Jon's going to be fucked up when he comes back. However in the show i'm sure he'll be just the same because like Dany, Jon's actor has no range.
>>69006185
And Ramsay just flays people alive for looking at him funny and has others fed to the dogs for the same.
Roose was at least sane. Ramsay isn't fit to run a fucking thing.
>I am the storm
Really?
>>69006180
>some people are just pure fucking evil in life.
This site is for adults kid
>>69006113
>Why did that car stark just stand there and let it happen?
This is D&D we're talking about, the Karstark obviously let it happen to avenge Robb's death.
Just finished the episode.
Literally every scene is a 4/10 or worse, aside from Jaime/High Sparrow which is a 7/10 if I'm being generous.
Every scene has a cringeworthy line, a forced action because plot, or is plain fucking retarded/shocking for shock value and nothing more.
>>69006011
Yeah, show will probably end with some kind of "western civilization is bad, we need more brown people, communism for the win!" sentiment.
>>69004916
You missed the part where Ellaria kills Doran because he was mansplaining
>>69006217
no one gives a shit about your copypasta opinion
>>69006208
I AM the Drowned God!
>>69006180
joffrey was someone everyone hated. But it's just that ramsay isn't making much sense. I don't think people are complaining about ramsay, it's more the writing.
>>69005619
First time since I've started watching the show where my current favorite character got killed off. Goodnight sweet prince.
>>69006206
Flaying people is a bolton tradition anon. It's on their fucking coat of arms.
>>69006238
I do give a shit, fuck off nigger
NEW THREAD
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>>>69006216
>>>69006216
Stannis Bara
>>69006226
must suck being a perpetual victim.
>>69006253
Yes, but Ramsay is clearly more sadistic and unhinged than previous boltons.
>think resurrecting the dead would be a very long and complex process that requires major setup and maybe even some human sacrifices
>lul nope just a few autistic chanting and that's it xD
What a shitfest that turned out to be.
>>69006019
His lines are from the books
>>69006208
It's Euron, he's flamboyant and insane.
Cheesy lines are fine with that guy.
>>69006061
Fuck you for making me laugh at the Starks misery anon
>>69005235
I was expecting him after being ritual'd, burned by the wildings but without suffering any fire related injuries
Then he wokes up, naked in he cold and proceed to beat the shit of ollie
>>69006113
Because Ramsay has been the Hand of the North the last two seasons for Roose, he essentially has been able to meet with northern lords and find people to back him. He is the one doing the dirty work and doing Roose's bidding, therefore, he has been able to build up leverage.
>>69006214
Karstarks actually don't care about Robb since he beheaded Rickard Karstark.
>>69006291
>wanting to actually sit and watch a bunch of details for a ritual be set up for an hour
You'd make a great director
>>69004879
>using a whip as a weapon
>>69006050
The ones on Kings Landing are dead.
>>69004901
We're talking about D&D here.
where can i see the episode
god damn it
>>69006446
Up my ass. Get a nice close view.
>>69005697
This is the best meme to come out of this episode by far
>>69006267
bara like gengoroh tagame type stuff? yeah ok i'm on board with that
>>69006180
but what about MUH GREY CHARACTERS?
>>69006165
>le everyone is secret targ xD
when will this end?
>>69005081
There are a shitload of lesser Lannisters.
>>69005494
you got me famm
>>69005827
How did the sneks get on Trystane's boat?
>>69005788
Ned didn't wanted Arya to become like Lyanna.
>>69006358
>Karstarks actually don't care about Robb since he beheaded Rickard Karstark.
That was the joke.
>>69005878
The guy that said that Trystane Martell lives and demands that the Sand Snakes be put in prison?
Trystane got a spear through his head in the first episode!
daily reminder ramsay literally did nothing wrong.
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