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>>68992749
>>68992749
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>>68994277
1st for stannis
Balon: English
Yara: English
Theon: English
Aeron: English
Euron: Scandinavian
why didn't he try to hide his accent just a little bit? Nikolaj and the Irish actors hide theirs well
>Beneath the sea is beautiful, but if you stay too long, you'll drown,
Calling it now, Tower of Joy scene won't reveal the promise.
is jon gonna be a top dog and take advantage of his new divine status or will he be a punk bitch?
>killed a White Walker
>been resurrected
Is he, dare I say it, Azor Ahai reborn aka the Last Hero?
This show sucks dick. You're all idiots.
D&D comfirmed for all the Emmies
Wait so did Roose imply that the Umbers support the Boltons?
Last I remember Greatjon was a loyal Stark supporter
the roose has been let loose
Where's the link?
Is Darkstar the only thing that can save Dorne?
honestly lucas has more talent than these hax, desu
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>>68994277
reminder dnd are saving this franchise from the awfulness of grrm. And on top that they will finish what he started.
I give the episode a 4/10.
Honestly, it felt like they knew Balon and Roose weren't important so they were just trying to get the deaths out of the way. Even an irrelevant character like Rodrik had a death full of gravity. The deaths this season just feel rushed.
The Bran stuff was good, the Tyrion stuff was bearable and the rest was filler.
>>68994320
It makes sense in a sort of a way, Euron has been gone for years in extremely foreign waters
However more my concern is his godawful acting
I want to watch Melisandre get BLACKED desu lads
>I AM THE STORM DABID
>DABID I AM THE DROWNED GOD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>68994326
I doubt it
>>68994344
Grsatjon Umber was the fucking man in tje books
>>68994334
aka the prince that was promised
>>68994330
Reminder that Roose, Stannis, and Prince Martel are all going to do absolutely nothing of value in the books and that D&D spared us a lot of wasted time and heartbreak by killing them off.
>>68994363
Yes. He can save the whole show.
What is pic related?
It's crazy, I just saw The Hallow last night and it featured Roose's actor in a supporting role and tonight Roose gets his ass shanked. I wonder if Dany'll die next ep if I watch Terminator Genesys next Saturday?
Will theon go back home and be king
![2781F64E00000578-0-image-m-22_1428894053002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e0y6K7P.jpg "2781F64E00000578-0-image-m-22 1428894053002[1]")
Hey guys
Varys has no cock ;^)
Get it
Remember guys no cock
SNOWBOWL CONFIRMED
SNOW VS SNOW
TWO SNOWS ENTER, AA LEAVES
THEON ALSO TAKING IRON ISLANDS AND REDEEMING HIMSELF
>>68994330
He'll be like Jesus
>>68994277
>May 1st
>Orthodox Easter
>Jon Snow is Jesus
BRAVO D&D
>>68994334
Yeah he is. Just like every other generic boring show, the hero will prevail in the end. I'm so glad he had a meaningless death for 1.5 episodes. What great writing. Bravo.
>>68994365
>honestly lucas has more talent than these hax, desu
Lucas is goat as fuck. If he were directing this we wouldn't have all this dumb bullshit that d@d put in this shit. He's perfect for the world building and stuff like that for got.
*unzips dual longswords*
VICTARION WHEN
RHAEGAR WHEN
>>68994391
DELETE THIS
This episode was good solely because it didn't have Dany in it.
>what you talking about willis?
literally
>>68994277
GOT deaths no longer hold any weight to them.
Like the "death" of the hero in Disney movies.
>>68994391
>all those bookfags getting btfo by DnD (dualwield)
poetry
so ser strong is also an adapt master of espionage who hangs around in alleys waiting for people to talk smack about his queen so he can put mash their head in
pottery
Show needs more shirtless Ramsay
>>68994383
>Not enoying the peasant with the prosthetic horse cock get his head caved in by Zombie Mountain
>>68994147
>>68994197
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnster_Rebellion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anabaptists
They're clearly Anabaptists, now all we need is for the high sparrow to reveal his harem in a future episode
>>68994368
Be made from and probably drowned by Euron
Theon will come back fully healed
Yara will bend the knee
>>68994459
Yeah, the deaths in the last 2 episodes feel cheap as fuck. Even Ros's death felt more significant.
>>68994391
Who are these people and why do I care that they're fighting?
>>68994383
Killing Roose makes absolutely zero sense in the context of the world. Ramsey would literally not be able to keep the Northern support, much less the support of his own household guard. It's retarded.
>>68994385
It was the writting.
>Godless? I am the storm!
Is the war of the five kings offically over now that all of the five kings are dead? (as we know of)
>>68994450
they're making the most based knight look like faggiest :(
>>68994413
Translation of a leak from a YouTube video.
Reminder that Jon isn't Jon, but Melisandre used it as a container for Stannis spirit in the material world
Reminder
Why didnt she bring Stannis back to life??
>>68994447
>He's perfect for the world building and stuff like that for got.
THIS
Lucas excels in concepts, but he needs other people to hammer out character interaction and overall plot.
>>68994504
I am the Lord Bolton!
>>68994277
Anybody got screencaps of Lyanna?
Thanks in advance.
>tfw you drink and you meme
He has uttered those exact words before, right? I cringed slightly
Dude this season is fucked.
They're still doing plotlines from two books ago and then also breaking ground on fan-fiction since WoW isn't out.
>>68994504
>You were always a faggot, Euron.
>I am... the faggot.
>>68994514
>hes still trying
haha
>>68994391
>northeners all wearing outfits that match
>that bland fucking outfit that ned and robb wore throughout season 1/2 reused again
>jon snow will wear the same thing
>mfw watching this episode
How much more can Dnd fuck this show up?
>literally hair magic
BRAVO D&D
can i get a quick rundown of what happened
>"Home" almost had a completely different ending. D&D toyed with the idea that after Euron causes Balon's death, he puts his eyepatch on, proclaims “Now I am the Drowned God” and morphs into Balon.
Are there any streams?
>>68994326
That's literally "people die when they are killed" tier
Fucking hell.
>>68994444
its like you don't get the whole point of ASOIAF
if you think we aren't getting BAD END, you're dead wrong
Oh no, is Osha kill?
>>68994450
>tfw they turned either Hightower or Dayne into an ebin dual wielding fuckboy
>>68994529
Cuz fuck the lord of light lol, now pls use the lord of light to bring back my jon bb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y685gVGRQ98
>that "now it ends" delivery
Offical GOT S06E02 plotline ranking
>great tier
King's Landing
>good tier
Three Eyed Raven
Braavos
>meh tier
Castle Black
>shit tier
Meereen
Winterfell
Pyke
>>68994538
Fuck the gods! Fuck them all!
why are they killing all the characters played by handsome manly actors?
only twink fuccbois remain
>>68994464
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that scene. He just meanders about in the poor parts of a city with a population of 500,000 waiting for people to talk shit about Cersei? What the fuck?
>>68994459
Most audiences are willing to accept that the heroes get special treatment. On account of being the hero/
will jon kill olly?
>>68994575
>even if you killed him he wouldnt die
who am i referring to?
>>68994526
>shitting on the most beautiful character
![the-dragon-reborn-by-robert-jordan-cover-art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4j1P85d.jpg "the-dragon-reborn-by-robert-jordan-cover-art[1]")
The Dragon Reborn > The Wolf Reborn
>>68994459
>GOT deaths no longer hold any weight to them.
Yup, this whole season people are just dying left and right like it's nothing at all.
Am I the only one who really wants Tommen to succeed? I loved his scene today because he actually manned the fuck up partially. Between that and the HS getting Jaime pissed can't wait to watch the church get fucked up
also highest keks at the mongoloids who are saying this season sucks just cuz they're mad stannis has 0% chance of coming back
Another episode without Bronn. Where the fuck are the Sand Snakes? Why isn't King's Landing on high alert looking for them? Why aren't they mobilizing to go after the Dornish?
>>68994565
Bran learned Hodor's real name and that he wasn't always retarded. Sansa, Brienne, Pod and Theon probably going to the Wall, Roose got rused and stabbed, his wife and newborn fed to the dogs, Balon killed by Euron and Kingsmoot to happen, Tyrion releases dragons but they just go back to the dark, and Jon resurrects. There was some shit with King's Landing but no one cares
>>68994443
POTTERY
>>68994391
what is this?
also, anyone have that screenshot of the leaked spoilers from tonight's episode as well as where to find the others?
>>68994338
Then leave you contrarian faggot
>>68994605
The implication was that she sent him out for that one guy specifically
>>68994588
They dun fucked it up.
>>68994611
spit-roasted and fed to wun wun
Did Tommen gain weight this season bros? He looked like he had a double chin for most of his scenes.
>tfw all the best GoT fuccbois are ugly now
>>68994588
yeah, too fast, not sad enough, the stupid irish accent.
>>68994565
>bran goes back in time and sees his dead aunt
>hodor wasn't always retarded
>ramsay kills his father, step-mom, and newly birthed brother
>Theon leaves Sansa
>dwarf goes "muh dik" and releases dragons
>priest tells jamie "kill me no balls" and jamie has no balls
>no face guy takes arya away
>Wildlings break into Castle Black and lock up Jon Snows murderers
>melly sanders brings back jon snow with his hair
>tfw I loved the cheesy edgy Bolton and Greyjoy scenes
don't even care if I'm a pleb, it was fun
>>68994665
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO. THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE TRUE. THAT'S JUST TOO RETARDED
>>68994500
Ned is rescuing Jon's mom
>>68994565
yo so hordor can talk in the past, ramsey murdered all the old people in winterfell including babby broder, arya went on a walk, mountain mall copped a guy into a wall, tommen grew his balls 1 size, dragons are unchained, theon going home, his dad dies, kingsmoot is finally happening, red lady gives john a haircut and he comes back to life.
Is Davos ever going to mention Stannis or Shireen again?
Why are planning people mad that Dayne dual wields? He's a knigt, all knights carry two swords
>>68994639
Poor writing. Oh and I think the Lannister host is in the Riverlands.
>>68994671
the fucker was wearing the crown like it was a yamaka and he had no chin
what the hell tommen
>>68994638
jaime's character was fucking destroyed. losing his hand basically changed nothing in the show now.
does jon gain any powers now?
i want to see some fireballs or something
>>68994639
>Where the fuck are the Sand Snakes? Why isn't King's Landing on high alert looking for them?
BECAUSE THE PLOT SAYS THEY AREN'T LOOKING FOR THEM
PAY NO HEED TO ALL OF THE LOGICAL INCONSISTENCIES!
>>68994631
D&D know that GoT is only popular because of boobs, blood, and betrayal and will provide those all they want.
>>68994373
>All those votes of Night's King.
Edgelords! All of you! Fucking pathetic edgelords.
>>68994514
big stannis fan. but hes completely cruz tier now.
>>68994590
Wrong
>Great Tier
Bran
Theon/Sansa
>Good Tier
Davos/Night's Watch
Cersei/Mountain
>Meh Tier
Jon Snow
Mereen
Iron Islands
>Shit Tier
Roose's death.
>>68994715
He can go up to super saiyan 2 if this autistic fan base is to be believed.
>>68994559Jon Snow goes full on jesus and Melisandre doubts her faith to worship him instead.
>salty west coast fags on twitter mad about spoilers
fucking hilarious
>>68994576
Bullshit. They wouldn't bring Jon back just to have him die again eventually unless it was some dramatic sacrifice to save mankind. He's going to rape the fuck out of the white walkers with no lube. All the other potential antagonists are dead men walking with the exception of Littlefinger who will get fucked up by Tyrion eventually. The final few minutes of the entire show is going to be Tyrion, Jon and Daenerys riding on dragons laughing through the city as everyone cheers.
>tfw all the handsome older men are dying off one by one
First it's Stannis, then Roose and soon Jorah
>>68994277
R + L = J bois
>>68994459
I think it's the fact that 4chan has warped our senses into cynical autists more than anything
>>68994700
Who?
>>68994413
It's been an hour, anyone could have written that
>>68994697
Danyfag plz
I'm sure we can all agree that Tyrion Targaryen is basically confirmed at this point
>>68994344
karstark's son implied that the boltons only need karstarks, umbers, and manderlys.
i don't see why the umbers would support the boltons. but their "gift" is rickon + osha
>>68994326
Only Bran will see it, and he'll all like "oh my god" and then they'll cut to Daenerys being stupid
screencap this
>>68994588
who are the dudes at the end and why are they fighting?
>>68994472
That was a little weird that Cersei had the guy tracked down, but I guess goofier shit had happened.
I like that the Sand Snakes totally escaped Kings Landing somehow.
JON SNEW
So that nigga finally came back.
I don't know, what are your thoughts, /got/? What's he going to do now? What about the red bitch now that she fulfilled her job? She still has to meet Arya again before she's kill I assume.
Also: holy fuck I just remembered Ramsay managed to noose the Roose. What the fuck bros?
>>68994744
desu i want jon to lead westeros against dany
that would be true poetry
>Jon Snow comes back to life
this is just further proof that Theon will grow a new cock this season
>>68994731
wrong
>Great Tier
>Good Tier
>Meh Tier
Theon/Sansa
Bran
King's Landing
>Shit Tier
the rest of the episode
>DABID tier
Roose's death
>I am the storm
>>68994484
Good call anon. HS is clearly some sort of radical reformation dude
>mfw now it ends
>>68994694
>vengeful queen who has a personal 7 foot tall murder machine
>not the sort of person to say "go find that guy who jumped out in front of me"
pick one.
>>68994744
Or GRRM -really- wants to fuck with people.
Have faith Stannis fans.
Episode 1: Roose inquires on the body of Stannis
Episode 2: Brienne has had to make "difficult decisions"
Now it was a bit subtle, but you have to wonder what difficult decisions that Brienne has had to make. I suppose she could be referring to some of the choices she made in prior seasons like her involvement with bringing Jaime back to King's Landing. I feel that there is a strong chance she was referring to what happened between her and Stannis. I do not believe that Stannis is going to come back and become King, but I feel as though he still may have a purpose in the Story. Perhaps Stannis will have a redemption arc where he comes out of nowhere to turn the tide of a future battle with Northern banners or something. Anyone else feel like Stannis' death is being left mysterious for a purpose? I've read one person speculating that based on the Episode 3 preview, the gift for Ramsay could be a captured Stannis or his corpse. However, I believe that gift for Ramsay is more likely to be Rickon Stark.
>>68994422
For the love of God watch it
>>68994639
I think the snekes are cut forever. They wrapped up their plotline and their shit is no longer relevant.
>>68994715
HADOUKEN!!!!
That's it, time for a military coup. Fuck all these lords. It's time for a revolution.
>>68994715
>we wont get a jon snow that can immolate his enemies and go majin buu saga goku tier on his enemies, cutting dozens down in a single swing of his sword
What did Tommen do this episode? I went to the kitchen to get another Mt Dew because I didn't want to hear him cry to his mom again
>>68994620
Jonny Promisedguy
new meme r8
>>68994697
>red witch literally has no clue how to bring people back to life
>"i've only seen it once its impossible"
>davos: "fuck you do it"
>"ok"
>says some "magic" words and burns Jon snows hair while caressing his naked body
>it works
Top-tier writing you got there
>>68994769
>chronic diarrhea
This is /tv/, not /lit/, bookfag.
>>68994514
I'm a Stannisfag and I'd rather he died than this memey shit happen.
>>68994774
When does darkstar show up?
>>68994771
No.
>>68994789
>Roose gets killed in the most obvious fucking way possible
I'm really not OK with this it actually really pisses me off. I would have at least liked it if he and Ramsay had had a duel and Ramsay eventually wins just because he's so much younger.
>>68994821
How would she even remember what the guy looked like? There were literally thousands? How would zombie track him down?
Stop defending Dabid and Downsyndrome's awful, awful writing.
>>68994777
read the manga
>>68994777
the last thing to happen during Robert's rebellion was Ned going down to Dorne (Tower of Joy to be precise) to rescue his sister Lyanna. Rhaegar dumped her there and left three Kingsguard to protect her. Ned has 6 other bros with him.
>>68994822
>Episode 2: Brienne has had to make "difficult decisions"
Season 7 is stannis' redemption arc. Prove me wrong /got/.
>>68994803
he'll grow a figurative cock when he fights ramsay and dies
>>68994839
Rollin
>>68994822
killing an unarmed man is not a very knightly thing to do. that was her moral struggle. the gift is rickon. stannis wil lbe one of the flayed bodies we've seen in the preview.s
>>68994777
Young Ned, Howlan Reed and some other people trying to rescue Ned's sister. The guys fighting them are Kingsguard including Arthur Dayne who was Jaime's mentor and finest swordfighter of the era
GUYS my mom just died, should i wash her hair?
>No Dorne
>No Dany
and it wasn't written by D & D either, that's why tonight was quite good
>>68994822
Dude he's dead. Dillane even says it.
>>68994584
But where's Oswell Whent?
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
Sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging?
[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there and
I don't mean on vacation
[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
>>68994839
>>68994850
you're not supposed to be sure if she really did anything or if it was all just Ghost telling Jon to stop being a lazy faggot and wake the fuck up
>>68994849
Not bad. It brought a wry smile outta me.
>>68994338
We know it does. We don't actually like it, we just like to hate it
>>68994839
so long as I'm not a sandnigger
>>68994565
We find Bran again get some cool flashbacks
Cersei isn't allowed to go Myrcella's funeral/wake shit. High sparrow threatens Jaime and makes a quip about "overthrowing an empire." Tommen starts to develop a spine
Sansa, Brienne, Podrick going to wall but Theon says he's going home
Roose's wife gives birth, its a boy so Ramsay kills Roose somehow then feeds Matilda and his new brother to his hounds (somehow)
Balon dies, eyepatchbro shows up
Tyrion meets the dragons like in the trailer and makes his quip about dragons in the trailer
Wildlings show up and Ser Alliser is thrown in jail. Somehow Jon comes back due to Mel's magic. Predictable last frame of episode Jon opens eyes with heavy breathing
>>68994432
>king's moot begins
>yara and victarion glaring at each other
>door opens and room is filled with light
>aren't you forgetting someone?
>THEON!
>theon is dead.. call me euron now
>>68994839
rollin''
>>68994839
balling
>>68994626
fags out
>David Benioff and Dan Weiss toyed with the idea that after Ramsay witnesses Roose's death, he puts his cloak on, proclaims “Now I am Roose” and morphs into him.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
>>68994627
is Wheel of Time worth getting into? it seems highly autistic
>>68994839
Rolling.
>>68994819
>yfw Neil Patrick Harris is young Ned Stark
>Roose literally lets Ramsay get within arms reach of him after he finds out he has a son, the thing he literally threatened him with last episode
>Roose being amicable to anyone, much less Ramsay
>Lord Karstark somehow okay with all this, even though Ramsay has never shown or offered any allegiance or friendship to his house before
DB AND DAVID STOP THIS LAST MOMENT WRITING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68994839
okay let's go
>>68994373
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10106699
>no petey-b
>>68994588
What's the gift for Ramsay?
>>68994839
TOP LEL
>>68994839
delete this
>>68994899
>literally written by the guy who got a writing job for coming up with olly
>good
It was mediocre senpai, there were good parts but most of it was bad. Not to mention D&D have their hands in every episode, even when not credited.
>>68994839
roll
>>68994839
Rollin
>>68994839
rollin
>>68994639
Bronn left the show, m8
>>68994927
>yfw this is pretty much that retarded bolt-on theory
>>68994833
CIA is literally the only one who will do a good job with Westeros. The rest are all dead or morons.
>>68994927
hahahahah
>>68994839
alri
>>68994839
meme
>>68994885
oh, right. i wasnt sure of the context, but one of those men was arthur dayne right?
>>68994839
whatever
I legit thought John snow was going to wake up as the dire wolf and there'd be a whole season of shenanigans where he's trying to prove to everyone that he's Ghost. He'd try writing with his wolf paws, speaking but just barking, he'd go sit in the lord commanders seat.
What is D&D
>>68994839
the one true king's final destiny
All everyone does in this thread is bitch and whine about every little aspect of the show.
>Muh Irish accent
>Muh bad writing
>>No eye patch
For fucks sake, you aren't critics nor will you ever be, sit the fuck back and enjoy like the rest of society.
so is jon actually bran right
>>68994803
it doesn't matter. he would probably choose to live without if given the choice. like he said, he doesn't want forgiveness and doesn't want to forget. having your cock chopped off probably lets you see things with a little more clarity
>>68994915
>Balon dies, eyepatchbro shows up
with no fucking eyepatch. how hard is it to give him an eyepatch. pirates wear eyepatches. he's literally a pirate king.
D&D are fucking retards
>>68994839
Rollin on the river
>>68994839
hoo
>>68994839
Rolling
>>68994880
Saying "go find this guy" doesn't really imply she knows. It's convenient enough that he decided to brag, but it's a very minor scene that's probably mostly aimed at showing just how much of a lap dog zombiemountain is and just how strong he is. That some some seriousyl casual headcaving.
>>68994934
>Karstark literally whining about Robb killing his dad
>stands there and lets Ramsey kill his dad
like p o t t e r y
What were your exact thoughts in this very moment
>>68994839
Now it ends
>>68994980
that would have been kids movie tier but still more enjoyable
right, because every single lord in the north is gonna line up and follow a psychopathic -----------bastard---------------
AMAZING WRITING DnD!!!!!!!!11111
>>68994839
get get get
So how shit was the Bran's scene?
>>68994839
R'hollin
>>68994839
All i do, i do for Martell!
Asha is going to Essos but what about Theon?
Will he raid the Reach?
>>68994839
roll
>>68994980
It'd be cool if he turned into Ghost but Ghost could talk. THat'd be so badass
>>68994872
i know! Roose is an awseome character who would not go out like that, such bullshit!
>>68994839
Let's do this
>>68994985
Except this season has gotten far worse reviews from critics than any other seasons...
http://www.metacritic.com/tv/game-of-thrones
>>68995013
predictable
![thom_merrilin_and_elayne___wot_by_myed89-d6yjri6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9foUZMN.jpg "thom merrilin and elayne wot by myed89-d6yjri6[1]")
>>68994931
It is good, but it's also autistic. Get used to female characters planting their fists on their hips, and two page descriptions of clothing and furniture.
>>68994950
>King of the Iron Islands
kek get rekt Balon
>>68994839
Rollin'
>>68995013
>That's a really lame way to resurrect a character.
>>68994839
gogogo
>>68994839
It's over lads
>>68994839
give me those trips
CHEESE BALLS WRITING CHEESE BALLS WRITING CHEESE BALLS WRITING CHEESE BALLS WRITING CHEESE BALLS WRITING
>>68994822
I had hope for Stannis but I don't know, I just saw that last year they made him a "Beautiful Death" poster. I don't think anyone who has something made for them has ever been alive actually.
>I AM THE DROWNED GOD
>I AM THE STORM
>>68994839
Roosen
>>68995013
"i wonder what buzzfeed is going to say"
>>68994839
90 for the one true king
>>68994839
Roll
>>68994839
they see me rollin
>>68994991
>implying he's not gonna grow a cock so he can marry Sansa and they have a happy ending together as the Lords of Winterfell
>>68994839
bring it on
>>68994839
I AM AZOR AHAI
>>68994626
puberty hits like a fucking truck
>>68994839
Roll.
>>68995042
>implying I wouldn't be based Gilbert Farwynd and discovering Americos beyond the Sunset Sea
Press f to pay Respects to the Roose.
>>68994992
eyepatch was there just hard to see
>no kelly-c or sand snakes this episode
>show improves 10x
>>68994380
reddit pls.
>>68995013
"oh no what a surprise i would have never thought this would happen even though it's the most predictable thing in the world"
>>68995013
I can't wait to shitpost on /got/
>>68994839
Whore please
>>68994839
leggo
>>68995010
Yeah
He should have wanted revenge for him killing his own father.
>>68994839
roll for Lyanna fu
>>68995009
It's not like the zombie was there to hear him brag. It's also not like he can ask around. It's just another tick in the pages-long tally of retarded decisions by those two retards
>>68995053
i thought that was darkstar
>>68995013
Honestly I expected more fanfare, but it's kinda appropriate for it to happen in an unexpected way.
WOAHHHH I NEVER EXPECTED JON SNOW TO COME BACK
Remember when this show was unpredictable? I mean we pretty much know how it's going to end now.
why do bloodraven and euron have both their eyes
the showfags in here slurping d&d's semen will call it nitpicking (no shit) but little details are important
it's "a thousand eyes and one"
also fuck them for butchering euron's monologue they chose a really shitty way to implement it
>>68994839
roll
>>68994839
railin
>>68994839
rolling for trump
High Sparrow is a good boy, he dindu nuffin!
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
VICTARION
>>68994839
roll
>>68994715
>does jon gain any powers now?
Hopefully he dies again.
>>68994839
fuck
>>68995013
damn good haircut
>>68994955
>>68994950
Iron Islands Sellsword with Valyrian steel. We'll rek shit m8, at least better than fucking Balon and the drowned god ever could.
>>68994383
The Bran stuff is getting a warm reception, despite it's problems, because it was full of fanservice.
>OMG CHILD NED
>OMG YOUNG HODOR. HAHA HIS NAME IS WILLIS.
>OMG LYANNA! IT'S HABBENING!
Meanwhile in reality:
-Bran's age jump is jarring. He's taller than the entire cast now, save hodor.
-The three eyed raven not only was recast, but he looks nothing like he did before. They didn't even try to apply makeup. They didn't even try to make him appear twisted in the roots.
-They changed the look of the forest child.
-When Bran and Meera's conversation falls flat, Hodor, the simpleton that he is, somehow knows it's his cue to carry Bran back inside.
I agree the deaths were rushed. But at the same time, let's face it, GRRM was spinning his wheels quite a bit. Killing off Roose and Doran sooner rather than later, is going to give the story back some of the momentum it lost.
>>68994839
would that i rolled
>>68994839
roll
>>68994839
Rolling
>>68994334
Jon-azor ahai
dany-prince that is promised
Bran-Last Hero
3 heads of the dragons
>>68994774
STFU ned your ded
>>68994839
Eunuch please
>>68995013
I was breathing as hard as he was, even tough I saw it coming. I came so much. My reaction was like that: : https://youtu.be/PQuT-Xfyk3o?t=336
>>68994839
>dubs but you're a whore in The Reach with a VSS
R'hllor confirmed only god that really matters?
>>68995100
King, North of the wall, Valyrian steel sword
worship me faggots
>>68994839
let's roll
>>68994880
I thought it was implied that the bar wench who gave the guy a nasty look tattled to someone who passed on the info
Man, they rezzed Jon in the lamest way possible. Meli should have "failed", they toss him on the pyre and he walks out unburnt
>>68995100
>king beyond the wall with a valyrian steal sword
Nice roll bud, you'll be needing that sword
>>68994839
>>68995118
CROWNLANDS EUNUCH
TRUMPFAGS BTFO
>>68994839
kneel
>>68995106
minor scenes like that don't really need to follow strict sense. I'm sorry that you can't accept that. But it did what it needed to, provided an entertaining with to make a point about Robert Strong.
>>68995088
f
another victim of Dabid and Down syndrome's reign of terror
>>68995120
He threw his bro off the bridge this episode ;)
>>68994887
Yes, I agree. Next season.
>>68994893
Good point, but so would her decision to go back on her vow to avenge Renly.
>>68994901
He's dead maybe for this season, but maybe not the next.
>>68995052
I don't think people who do fan art are in the know.
Deaths written purely for shock value with seemingly no purpose of season 6 so far
Episode 1: Doran Martell, his son and his bodyguard
Episode 2: The Rooseman, his son and his wife
Episode 3: ???
TAKING PREDICTIONS FOR EPISODE 3
>>68995053
who the fuck is that
>>68995135
Yeah, I was expecting at least a fake beard on Bloodraven. They didn't even try.
>>68995069
it's more likely that he's going to rule the iron isles and his sister yara will have a child who will be heir if that's possible
![tumblr_mnsvgehstv1qmfr3fo4_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SWitF24.gif "tumblr mnsvgehstv1qmfr3fo4 250[1]")
>>68995088
F
>>68995013
Knew that was going to be the last frame of the scene from the beginning of the episode.
Leaks were probably based off people spying on the set. Doubt many people saw this scene so that's why people thought he was coming back in episode 3. He may be up and about in ep3 but no way they weren't going to use that as the last frame for an episode
>NOW IT SENDS
what did he mean by this?
Wow Jon Snow's not dead
Who saw that coming
>>68995171
That would have been anime tier.
>>68994839
rollin on the riverrrrr
>>68995135
>Bran's age jump is jarring. He's taller than the entire cast now, save hodor.
honestly theres not much they could have done about this.
>>68994839
rell
>>68994769
>choosing bootleg Jean Reno
>>68994391
Get with the times grandpa, dual wielding is epic.
FUS-RO-DAH
>>68995202
He said "Now it ends"
>>68995158
>Iron Islands Eunuch
Oh great, that means I'm Theon. time to go get my cock back.
>>68995162
Close, but no cigar. Now suck that Lannister cock
>>68994334
aka the man your mother cucked your fater with ahai
>>68994839
roll
>>68994839
rollin 4 stannis desu
>>68994931
Not really, no.
>>68995013
Was only surprised he wasn't a white walker
Was waiting for him to turn into a white walker and kill people
>>68995190
CIA, Sweetrobin and old vale man
>>68994839
Rollering
>>68994839
Rollan
>>68994839
king beyond the wall pls
>>68995190
>seemingly no purpose
Thinning the cast. They're introducing characters who have more to do, you can't just have an infinitely expanding cast like you can in a book. They need to cull people who don't have anything to do, or who can be easily written out.
>>68994839
Rollingg
>>68995180
Okay, I get it, you're another mouthbreather who doesn't care if what he's watching makes sense, so long as the pretty colours move.
Congratulations on finding a show tailored to your kind's interests.
>>68994839
rollin
>>68994976
yes. they're
Gerold Hightower (Lord Commander of the Kingsguard)
Arthur Dayne (undisputed GOAT)
Oswell Whent (I'm sure he was a bro)
Why did Jaime allow a bunch of unwashed, armed fanatics linger around his daughters corpse? Why are there barely any Lannister soldiers anywhere?
>>68994839
give me a 69
westerland lord is best possible
>>68994872
Yeah I don't know, man. That was kind of fucking shit. I mean I love Roose, but even if he had to die, the way it happened was fucking bullshit.
>I swear it by the Salt Throne
Da fuck? Don't they mean Seastone Chair?
Daily reminder that the season finale will be Snow vs Snowand Ramsay will win because he's AA
>>68995053
>PERHAPS WE CAN FLY!
>>68995215
Do you not know how threads work? Fuck you
>next episode will be almost entirely sand snakes and dany
>>68995209
Hey, I'm not blaming anyone for that. But it's still jarring, none the less.
>>68995132
I'd honestly just focus on trading/pirating in Essos as well as launch expeditions across the Sunset Sea if I were king. And if Daenerys is actually coming, I'd send you and other Ironborn as her fleet so that we can reap the rewards. I would stay the fuck out of the Wo5K.
>>68994839
rawlin
>>68994839
rollin'
>>68994839
rolling for glory
>>68994960
Hope this isn't true
WHERE THE FUCK IS LITTLEFINGER
>>68994344
>>68994772
Manderlys are devout Stark loyalists, too. Lord Too Fat To Sit On A Horse is giving his HYPE speech this season
>>68994484
He's closer to Girolamo Savonarola
Which means that High Sparrow is likely going to be sacrificed for R'hllor
>>68995089
bullshit, really?
>>68995290
shhh just let it happen
>>68995301
They really fucked up by not having Robert Strong kill those two snakes.
>>68994931
It's good, but the fucker spends pages describing a field or an outfit, then died before completing the series. Disappointing way to conclude it.
>>68995267
Why do you care about irrelevent scenes so much, a myriad of perfectly plausible explenations exist. It's a problem when major scenes make no sense, not bit scenes. But this is what modern media has done to people. Everyon'e a cynic who thinks they're more savvy than they are.
>>68995135
People aren't shitting on it because it was a good scene. Every problem you mentioned is either out of their control, or very insignificant.
>>68994839
rolling
>>68994639
They don't know that the sneks are in KL, or that they murdered Tristayn
>>68994546
He has said the exact same phrase
>>68995182
that was euron
>>68994839
I ll find a way
>>68995332
Not on the flight plan
>>68994839
Might as well
>>68994277
REMINDER THAT IT WAS DAVE HILL WHO WROTE THE EPISODE, NOT D&D.
SPREAD THE WORD
>>68995334
um, there's no need for him to say "the north remembers"
that random old lady said it to Sansa that one time.
>>68994839
limp biscuits
>>68995311
Sounds like a king that'll keep me alive and paid, I'd be down.
>>68995365
JUS TURN OFF UR BRAIN BRO
So we're all in agreement that she is the new QT Queen of /got/, correct?
>>68995393
u
u
u
u
>>68994839
>
>>68995392
A boy whore in the North.
Kek
>>68994839
cool beans
>>68995365
As I've already tried to get through your thick skull, there is literally no plausible explanation for the zombieman successfully hunting down a particular peasant in a city of 500,000
>>68994839
i got a septon beyond the wall. it would make for a wacky fish out of water comedy
rerollin
>>68994960
>>68995331
He's in the trailer faggots
>>68994839
Anything but smallfolk
I was hoping they the NW would have burned Jons body after Mel failed only to have AA reborn in the flames like Daenerys in season 1.
Why didnt she bring Stannis back to life??
>>68994839
test
>>68995405
The casting call for him literally said he would deliver an inspiring speech.
Faggot.
>>68994839
Welp niggers, y'all better bow down
>>68994839
rollin 4 whore
>>68995499
lord in the north with a valyrian steel sword. fuck yeah.
>>68995527
lol
>>68995019
>AMAZING WRITING DnD!!!!!!!!11111
NAILED IT
>>68994839
I wanna be the one
>>68994839
Rooool
>>68994839
rolling for eunuch
>>68995520
She already left
>>68995013
>not even 2 full episodes in an he gets resurrected
Almost no build up to it, takes away everything from him dying
Its like if they just resurrected Rob and he continued the war.
>>68995520
he was flayed by 20 good fellas
>>68995520
You wanted her to bring back a man without a head, not six times, just the once?
>>68995412
Honestly, I have no idea why the Ironborn don't act like a proper maritime civilization. They can easily do piracy in Essos, engage in slave trading, arms trafficking, being troop transports for sellsword companies, etc.
Instead of pointlessly conquering the mainland, we'd seek island bases like the Stepstones. We'd get rid of all the pirates or incorporate them into our order. Levy a modest toll which everyone would be glad to pay in exchange for safe trade and travel.
And if there is indeed lands ripe for colonization, I'd focus on those. Especially if the natives are primitive or the area is empty of people.
>>68994839
eunuch in Dorne is the most cruel destiny
>>68994850
>he doesn't see the obvious comparison to Thoros of Myr discovering his ability to resurrect
>>68995533
>Trip dubs
What does that mean?
>>68994839
rolling
>>68994391
>wooow it took 4 of you to kill me
>>68994839
dont be shit
>>68994839
yo im in
>>68995595
what is dead may never die...
rollin'
J O N S N O W
>>68995612
You're a Dornish Bastard with a Valyrian Steel Sword.
>>68994839
Rolling
>>68994839
Let's go
That episode sucked!
>>68994700
I'm just waiting for a JON SNOW IS MY GOD speech
>>68994839
Well?
Give it to me
>>68994839
I will
Be
The best mang
>>68995533
So bastard from dorne, but trip dubs, so the only explanation...
>SAND SNEKS ARE AZOR AHAI CONFIRMED!
>>68994839
roll
>>68995013
azor ahai confirmed
>>68994839
I WANT A DRAGON
If dubs, some faggot will actually make a new thread in the next hour.
>>68994839
roll boiz
>>68994982
Dungeons and Dragons, you dolt
>>68995662
>Dornish Bastard with Valyrian Steel Sword
I AM THE SNEK WHO WAS PROMISED!
>>68994839
For great justice
>>68994839
This is stupid, if you get dubs, trips or quads you could still be fucked, you could be a boy whore in the reach with a valyrian steel sword, or a eunuch in the Vale who rides dragons, or smallfolk in the crownlands who's azor ahai.
That's stupid
>>68995120
Asha is Victarion
There might still be a love triangle
>>68995790
ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE NORTH
>>68994839
pls no lowborn peasent
>>68995695
god i wanna fill that tummy with cummies
New thread when?
>>68994839
Rolling. (Blease no peasant)
>>68994839
rolling
>>68995790
DA KING IN THE NORF
>>68994839
Anything but eunuch pls
>>68994839
rollin
wtf happend to the fireball girl? They changed the actress? And the guy too, wasn't he another actor? I don't get wtf is happening.
>>68995878
Rerolling for the return of my peepee.
>>68994839
rollan
>>68994429
Varys and Conleth deserve better. This was the worst Varys episode.
>>68994839
beepbeep comin through
>>68995951
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>68994992
>pirates wear eyepatches. he's literally a pirate king.
Is that what GRRM wrote? A pirate king with an actual eyepatch? HAHAHAHAHA literally a meme author.
>>68994839
here we go
>>68994839
I wanna be BRAN
>>68994931
It starts off good until the second or third book, then the fat fuck who wrote it realised he could milk it and spend 5 books literally doing this
>500 pages of main character being angsty and horny
>10 pages of main character literally teleporting behind a bad guy and killing him, after he finally got to blow a load and get some stress out
>repeat in the next book
Then the author died because he turned what should've been a 4-6 book series into a 12+ series.
>>68996050
I AM THE DROWNED GOD
>>68994839
Rollin
>>68994839
I AM THE DROWNED GOD
>>68995096
My favorite thing about Sundays
>>68996101
It was planned as 4 books in 1996.
Where can I get the torrent?
>>68994839
rolling for king of the north
>>68994839
roll
>>68994839
roll
>>68994819
>those eyebrows
emilia clarke been giving him acting tips?
>>68994839
Let's roll.
>>68994839
rollin
>>68996301
Why torrent when you can just stream it?
>>68995190
Kevan, Varys, and Jaime
IF I DONT GET A NEW THREAD IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES I'LL FUCKING DO IT
>>68994839
rolling
>>68994584
fuck sad melly makes me hard
she looked extra qt in todays ep
>>68994277
I was actually surprised by just how tame these deaths were by Ramsay. I mean don't get me wrong, this was fucking predictable as all hell, but the way it was done was sloppy and Roose Bolton's death was like GOODBYE RAMSAY YOU'RE MEETING YOUR END!
He just fucked his entire alliance with the Frey's and possibly placed them at war since her death was pretty fucking out in the open. Caged kennel next to the keeps front and nobody notices it especially with the screaming of the child and fat lady?
Does Ramsay have an end goal for fighting the Lannisters, Freys, the rest of the smaller northern lords AND the Wildlings?
Oh wait it's obvious since the writers place it directly in our face with Roose's comment "mad dog" given to him.
I made this image the other day because this is what I really thought Jew & Jew would resort to for their seasonal shockfest.
>>68996402
But it's over
>>68994839
rollen
>>68996917
just fuck my roll up f a m
>>68996593
When Walda let him hold the baby I thought he was going to drop it on a fire or grab it by the legs or smash it's head against the ground.
>>68994839
yeee boi
>>68996624
...Are you retarded?
>>68994839
get
>>68996538
Look at this badass, everybody. You can tell he's one tough customer because he owns a gun.
>>68994839
rolls go
>>68994839
R O L L B O Y Z
>>68994839
jkl;'
>>68997050
I thought so too, the way they panned over the fire before she walked over
>>68994839
rollin
>>68994839
Here i come for my final destination
>>68997185
Limp wristed britbongistani pls go
>>68997050
>When Walda let him hold the baby I thought he was going to drop it on a fire or grab it by the legs or smash it's head against the ground.
I was watching the show with a bunch of girl and boy normies at some frat house and like all of them are surprised by this and someone said something on the lines of "There are times when this show crosses the line. That scene was one of them." and I'm thinking to myself are you fucking kidding me did you even watch this show or do people just say this to sound shocked.
But yes, this is exactly what I thought. I had some ideas for the deaths and I'm glad I keep them to myself or at least just share with anons on 4chan. One of them was Ramsay was going to chop off the baby's limbs off one by one and then toast them on a fire and give them to the dogs in front of her.
>>68995064
"Why wasn't Jon resurrected as a Wolfkin? Are HBO racists?"
>>68997472
Bitter bullied kid who never learned how to fight pls go
>>68997533
I fucking hate showplebs, how could you sit and watch with a room full of them?
>>68997638
Yeah you're right, learning how to fight is really valuable when I can just pull my CCW and ventilate you. Fuck off, /fit/.
>>68994839
>>68995190
Olly kills Davos, Melly, and Edd
>>68997646
Because when getting laid is also fun anon and cute college chicks are on that list and thankfully I have good looks to go with it. Though I should keep my mouth quiet when I'm around them and keep my power level to absolute 0 to not sound insane.
>>68997739
>/fit/
But I thought I was a limp wristed Bongistani. It's almost like you're panicking and just grasping at straws now.
>>68997922
It doesn't matter where the fuck you're from, I'll pull my gun and blast your faggot ass.
