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goodnight sweet prince edition
Link pls
xth for Jon
Stannis BTFO
I AM LORD BOLTON
First for Cersei
The real question is, will we get to see the "creation" of Jon snow if you catch my draft?
here anons, saved it for us
I stand for stannis
Why didn't karstark give a fuck about roose?
Reminder
ITT shit casting
HOW CAN STANNISFAGS EVER RECOVER?
So..whats the episode 3 surprise the leak anon talked about?
SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>68992788
>I AM THE DROWNED GOD
>I AM THE STORM
>I AM THE LORD BOLTON
What did Dabid mean by this?
how will bookfags recover?
>daario = euron btfo
>tyrion = cuck child of aerys confirmed
>jon resurrection confirmed
>roose confirmed to die
>wun wun confirmed alive
http://www.strawpoll.me/10106667
I AM THE DROWNED GOD
I AM THE STORM
>>68992852
BRUTHA
>>68992749
Roose would have never fell for that bullshit.
SNOWBOWL CONFIRMED
>Ritual is specifically called Kiss of Life
>Books & multiple Q&As confirm this
>Wash his hair instead
How can everything go so wrong?
RIP
WHERES THE FUCKING TORRENT
My take aways
>I AM THE DROWN GOD!!!
pushes gently off a bridge
So godly 10/10
>My wife has had a son
>You have a brother
>Don't worry crazy you'll always be my firs...
>ah shit should have saw this coming
That whole scene was absolutely terrible
>Dragons like people
>I wanted a dragon
>So dragons will like me
>Now be free dragons
Didn't know they had Marvel writers on staff.
>You're a big septum
>>4U
>What's the next step of your masterplan
>>Crashing this empire with no proletariat
It hurts for the love of god make it stop
>Bring back Jon
>>No
>Bring back Jon
>>Okay I saw it done once by a drunk priest so I'll try
>>Well didn't work
>Alright everyone lets go home
SHOCK!!!!Kuma shock
Why is this such irredeemable trash?
TOWER
OF
JOY
I ain't even mad about the dual wielding, I am HYPEI am sure they will f up the fight, but I am still HYPE
>>68992878
Darkstar level of writing.
>Ramsay continues to be a stupid fucking cartoon villain.
>Davos has apparently forgotten about his King, his own fucking and Shireen, and for some strange reason now sucks Jon's dick.
>Next episode has Ramsay grab a hold of Rickon & Osha.
>Only good scene was Bran, and Theon.
>Fuck this shit.
I hope jon snow racks up the bodycount
we need some death
>>68992749
OLD THREAD
>>68991544
>>68991544
>>68991544
>>68992821
>brienne talking about making tough choices and looking back into the distance
I honestly think they're going to keep his death a mystery
>just had Ramsay Sue off the Roose
I can't even be disappointed anymore
When does he show up in an attack helicopter chasing aliens?
>"Home" almost had a completely different ending. D&D toyed with the idea that after Euron witnesses Balon's death, he puts his eyepatch on, proclaims “Now I am the Drowned God” and morphs into Balon.
>>68992824
Karstarks are still pissy about the execution, they are pro anyone going after the remaining Starks
NTH FOR 2 GUARDS
At least, the hounds were well feed
>hey sansa I know I ruined your life and killed a bunch of people you love but i'm gonna peace out and go home now that you're being protected by the lumbering lesbian and her well-hung sidekick
>ok bye theon
Well done, D&D
>>68992864
Tower of Joy. Jon Snow's parentage revealed
>>68992852
>No eye patch
>No black eye
One fucking job
please more yara
>>68992852
Man he was fucking awful.
I hope he can redeem it next ep but it's looking pretty fucking bad so far
>>68992836
THIS
>Mfw Jaime got good scenes to act in two episodes in a row now
He died the same way he killed Robb. It was poetry.
Someone post the picture of the 2 wojaks, one of them flayed, waving Bolton banners
>>68992891
I wanted to see her tits before she died
Anyone else glad they ressed Jon?
Everyone knew it was going to happen so it was fucking pointless to drag it out for more episodes
That episode really moved the plot along at a decent pace
Glad to see Dorne cut as well
>>68992936
implying walda didn't eat the hounds
>>68992749
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE IN SUCH A SHIT WAY
>>68992975
Best girl.
Only hair cuts may pay for life
>>68992836
>arya, sansa, bran, ramsay
All just awful plot-armored thugs
Reminder BookTheon would have taken the black.
is it true that there were 2 babies rumored to be at the ToJ scene?
>>68992994
And yet he didn't see it coming. To the pissed of Bastard who was wearing a dagger on his back
Even haters of the show have to admit that this episode was god-tier writing
>>68992749
CIA appearing in the final episode to rescue Jon Snow will save this season. It's what should have happened in TDKR, but nolan is a hack.
>>68992994
By fucking Ramsay.
BRAVO D&D
Who /bet/ here? Easy 100 bucks thanks to leaks
>>68993037
he's going to be the king of the iron islands
>>68992863
>we're actually meant to believe that a 7 feet giant clad in golden plate was walking around the fucking King's Landing slums listening in on conversations of people talking smack about Cersei in order to murder them rather than you know, actually protecting Cersei
At least the scene of that dude getting his head mushed was enjoyable, so I guess I can look past it
>>68992820
so is the season spoilers from back in september confirmed as accurate? Except for the dorne stuff its pretty much dead on so far
>>68992921
the whole reason davos was even there was because of stannis. having jon be alive was vital to stannis' plans
>>68993002
It's also gonna be in the next book senpai
>>68993048
>It's what should have happened in TDKR
>>68993048
>yfw CIA only appears once in the season, for Bastardbowl
>>68992749
I'll miss him /got/. Do you think that Aiden and Conleth are sad?
>>68992994
PURE POTTERY DABID
>>68992921
>trying to turn this davos thing into a plothole
I agree the show has jumped the shark but this is a retarded argument
They don't have Stannis' likely flayed or beheaded body and Shireen is a pile of ashes whereas Jon is literally lying in the next room
AND NOW WE WAIT FOR THE NORMIES REACTION VIDEO
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
Anyone got spoilers for episode 3?
>>68992939
Yeah that seems like shitty writing to me. Why would Theon, who wants to atone for his sins, not stay around to make sure the job is finished and Sansa is delivered to Jon?
POST YOUR FACE WHEN MARTIN IS DESPERATELY REWRITING MASSIVE CHUNKS OF WINDS BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SO BAD
>>68992820
Is this just a quickly made synopsis, or a leak?
If it's a leak is there one for episode 3?
Who /snek/ here?
>Harald Karstark explains how he'll never support the Starks again because they murdered his father- the murder of your family should never be forgiven
>just watches without flinching as Ramsay butchers his own dad
What. The. Fuck.
Rate the Episode:
5/10I'm hyped for the Tower of Joy, but counting for D&D to fuck it up
TORRENT WHEN??
>>68993040
>yfw its actually R+L=J+D
>>68993088
I know, but not sure Jon will be ressed the same way
How did it even actually happen? Did Mel actually do anything or did Jon just warg back from Ghost?
>>68993074
do you feel a charge?
>>68993109
Why does CIA always look like such a tryhard faggot
TRAILER FOR NEXT EPISODE WHERE?
TRAILER FOR NEXT EPISODE WHERE?
TRAILER FOR NEXT EPISODE WHERE?
TRAILER FOR NEXT EPISODE WHERE?
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>>68992921
yeah literally why does Davos give a shit about Jon being dead or alive? He met him for like 5 minutes.
Is kinslaying all the rage now in the show?
- Jaime murdered his cousin.
- Stannis had his brother assassinated and Shireen burned.
- Robb beheaded Rickard Karstark
- Ellaria and the Sand Snakes murdered Oberyn and Trystane
- Ramsey fed his half-brother to dogs
- Euron tosses Balon off a bridge
>>68993157
if 5 is average, id give it a 7
>>68993133
R + L = J is the big surprise the leaker talked about
the 'gift' is rickon stark.
>>68992889
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10106667
I was expecting her to break down and resort to just pressing her lips to him. I also expected Ghost to die. Instead he picked his head up. Where was the fucking magic.
>>68993157
2 kingsguard, but at least we get the same dialogue
>>68993158
its out
meme magic
>>68993045
>Euron was shit
>Tommen was shit
>Tyrion was shit
>Wall stuff was good but some questionable dialogue
>Theon scene was good but thinking he could make it to the Iron Islands with no food in the cold is ridiculous
>Jaime and High Sparrow was good
4/10 episode. Maybe 5.
Which was better than the first episode.
>>68992820
Where did this come from? Production notes?
>>68993122
brown people cannot be normies
>>68993122
I know you are the faggot in the red shirt.fuck you
NO COUNTRY FOR MATURE MEN
>>68992749
>HEY DABID, I DON'T THINK RAMSEY IS EVIL ENOUGH YET
>YEAH THAT'S A GOOD POINT DAN, LET'S HAVE HIM KILL HIS DAD
>STILL NOT EVIL ENOUGH DABID
>OKAY LET'S ALSO HAVE HIM FEED ROOSE'S WIFE AND CHILD TO HIS DOGS
>AHAHAHA GREAT WORK DABID, THIS MAKES COMPLETE SENSE
>>68992852
Jesus Christ man, that fucking dialogue
Does anyone have that Euron quote regarding the contents of his stool?
>>68993141
>implying he's going to write any more books
What's the point?
>>68993085
Jon already declined his offer how exactly is he considered "vital"?
So Arya has had 0 character development... Why did the actor formerly known as Jaqen decide she was ready for the next step of his master plan?
Her acting didn't even change if anything she sounds completely desperate and is now a complete liability
please explain
>>68993156
its not kinslaying that the kastarks were mad about, its the family head being removed.
Is Rickon seriously going to die right after getting introduced
He's done NOTHING and this just seems like bad writing.
>>68993040
That's super normal any time they film a scene with newborns. You can only work with one baby for so long, so they like to have twins so that you can switch them out. That's why both of the Olsen twins played that kid on Full House
The episode had cheesy writing but 2bh lots of shit happened and it was all pretty satisfying.
RIP Roose
Fuck you autists, I liked it
>>68993202
Sweet. Anything else you got.
>>68993225
YEAH DABID YEAH BABY
What is Ramsey's gift next episode?
>>68992852
>I AM THE STORM DABID
>DABID I AM THE DROWNED GOD
>>68993225
>written by Dave Hill
>tfw you realise Melisandre didn't revive Jon, but instead used his body as a vessel for the restless spirit of Stannis, so he can use the remaining Night's Watch & freemen to take the north
10/10 episode
>>68993202
>the 'gift' is rickon stark.
?
link pls
What do u think will happen to theon???
>>68993253
she did hit the waif
>>68993253
D&D
Who the fuck are the Karstarks
I hear the gift Ramsay gets in the next episode is a helicopter and he uses it to hunt an alien.
>>68993290
>its a ghost of stannisautist post
>>68993277carice is at his house
>>68993307
Witch will rub his dick and resurrect it
>>68993295
ROFL THEY REUSED THE STONES
>>68992918
I'm happy I wasn't the only one who thought Darkstar was shit.
>>68993225
>HEY DABID, I DON'T THINK RAMSEY IS EVIL ENOUGH YET
>YEAH THAT'S A GOOD POINT DAN, LET'S HAVE HIM KILL HIS DAD
Are you kidding? If they had left it at that it would've practically been a hero turn.
Roose Bolton is the only man in Westeros who's a bigger piece of shit than his son.
"Sometimes you make me regret the day I raped your mother"
>>68993192
Oh and Ramsey straight-up shanking his dad and the Karstark guy immediately pledging to a kinslayer and bastard. What the fuck is going on here? Is this the era of the bastards? Sand Snakes take control of Dorne and now the North under Ramsey?
What was the motivation behind Davos asking Melly to bring back Jon?
Why didn't they just burn his body?
If he came back, unintentionally, in the pyre that would've been so much more interesting.
My only relief is that the show is not going to follow GRRM's future book. Here's hoping for a better series.
>>68992921
No one can fucking enjoy anything these days
>>68993122
Stop shilling this worthless youtube channel you currynigger.
POO INNN THEE LOOOO!!!!
>>68993146
its a leak
le 'ol thread >>68981682
>>68993225
H e c a n ' t k e e p g e t t i n g a w a y w i t h i t
>>68993300
Osha took Rickon to the Umbers at Last Hearth a couple of seasons ago.
The Umbers are going to give him to the Boltons.
>>68993005
Lolol
>>68993188
To many Stork faggots here.
>>68993307
King of the iron islands
>>68993267
>this just seems like bad writing
which would totally be out of place in GoT, right?I'm suffering too
rickon literally confirmed for irrelevant plotpoint in the book, same as davos. fucking kek
>>68992749
you never know, we might bring him back because no one is ever really dead until they are burned XDDDD
>>68992905
I wa shock.
>>68993253
>>68993170
>>68993191
that's a story for another time :^)
>Karstark
WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU TRUST AND SUPPORT THIS MAN
single-handedly holding the show together
>>68993313
Cadet house of the Starks.
Don't know why the dude doesn't claim "We're more stark than this fucking crazy bastard bolton, WE should be lords of the north"
>>68993290
at least you autists are getting creative
>>68993277
Rickon stark
>>68993300
AYYY LMAO
this is this season's climax
>be a stark bastard
>dad's wife hates you your whole life
>made to join a ragtag group of thieves and rapists (aka border patrol) after getting misled by your father and uncle into thinking they're noble and cool
>find it in you to forgive them and step up to the task
>cool uncle disappears right after
>get a bit mauled by an ice zombie and burn the shit out of your hand after
>awesome dad dies horribly
>beloved little sister (presumably) dies
>get lost in ice mexico and have to kill a comrade and join a cartel to survive
>fall for some crazy ginger girl, end up being liked by the cartel and vice versa
>things start to look up until you get back home and the border patrol you're part of declares war on your pals
>crazy ginger dies in your arms
>all three of your brothers die, two of which were killed by a childhood friend
>get put in charge of the border patrol
>everyone makes your job hell despite having known your stance on immigration before electing you
>hear your hometown is getting razed again and that your sister is probably being raped nightly by the son of the guy who killed your older brother
>stabbed to fucking death because you finally decide to try help your family
>embrace the sweet abyss so you can finally rest>wake up and its now apparently your job to stop the mexican ice zombie apocalypse>there is no escaping this hell, not even in death
>>68993122
This is not a cringe thread, pal.
>>68993225
Considering book Ramsay literally gets dogs to fuck his victims, starves people in towers, and killed his own brother, I don't think this is really a "dabid" moment
>melisandre: managed to live for centuries, gave birth to 2 demons, ignited Orell's eagle into flames, doesn't have to eat or sleep, 99% of her prophecies are true, ressurected a 2 day dead body
>thoros:repeatedly "resurrected" a 10 seconds "dead" guy who probably wasn't dead after all
Your turn Thoros/Moqorro fags
will jon come back ruthless like cat?????
>>68993225
DABID
DABID GET THE CRAYONS
>>68993250
jon was hesitant in declining and still owed stannis which means he could have possibly changed his mind. while else would stannis even send davos there again? you can either take it as shit writing or stannis being a good strategist
>>68993385
But he's a fucking broken cockless cuck, he'd be fucking awful.
>>68993040
Meera and Jon twins confirm
>>68993271
Tower of Joy obviously, there's some Bran crap, bit more Meera and Bloodraven. Not sure about Kingsmoot, might be ep 4 but I guess we will see.
Oh, everyone's totally fine with Ramsay murdering his leige lord and lady for some reason.
>>68993417
>be autist
>type out long ass grrentext for no reason
>>68993290
>Stannisfags so blown out they are trying to find an excuse to be hyped for Jon.
Its sad really. Dont worry D&D are crashing this show with no survivors. Enjoy the shitfest.
>>68993377
Well shit. Any predictions on what will happen to him?
>Baratheon line stagged
>Dorne line sandblasted
>Bolton line flayed
>Lannister line nearly rugged
>Stark line nearly skinned
What tier of ABSOLUTE are these D&D MADMEN?
>everyone bitching about the episode
>theyre gonna watch the rest of the season
you guys are fucking faggots that cant enjoy anything
>>68993365
>Melly
hello redddit
>>68993405
He's nice to people he likes
Karstarks are just getting out of having their leader's head chopped off by a chad who liked ass more than keeping promises
They're just trying to be loyal to the family that gave them their revenge
Think of how often Lord Karstark talked about wanting to kill Jaime. Karstarks love vengence
>>68993253
If you actually knew anything about the books you'd know that the Faceless Men keep promoting Arya despite her failing at fucking everything so what is happening in the TV show is canon.
They just want her for something. Probably her warging.
>>68992934
>northeners all wear outfits that match
Why? they look so fucking bland.
>>68993040
The usually cast babies in twos, like twins. It's likely just a filming double thing. Could be wrong though.
>>68993432
>mfw he ends up forgiving thorne and olly to prove he is the better man
>>68993405
I have no fucking clue what's going on now. Ramsay has ZERO authority even if he is a legitimized bastard who just slew his own father. The only reason why the Boltons are sitting high and mighty is because the Lannisters hold Northern hostages from the Red Wedding. Did they even mention them?
>next episode
>sansa arrives in the wall
>jon is now commander again
>night watch and wildlings aggainst the north bad guys
>????
>nighwatch is getting fucked
>littlefinger army appears on the horizon
>littlefinger helps jon and they win
>littlefinger is now lord of the north
>and who are you the proud lord said
>smug CIA face and screen goes black
>>68992934
you are hyped for that scene, don't lie
It's over, the Bolt shits are finished, a house divided cannot stand.
Roosefags crying
Ramsayfags being retarded
Glorious
>>68993122
>you aren't working for a degree
>you aren't going out on fun dates and hanging out with friends
>you aren't watching game of thrones with other people
So in the books, Euron wins against Asha and Vic but because Theon wasn't there, he can maybe invalidate the Moot at a later time
Now in the show, Theon is going to be AT the kingsmoot and...what, just lose against Euron straight away?
This'll suck
>>68993120
If you were Davos would you go over to Melisandre and be like "hey I know you fucking murdered the 10 year old princess who taught me how to read but can we be best friends please?" Davos didn't even mention her. If I were Davos I'd just be getting the fuck out of Castle Black and finding Sallador so we could live the pirate life.
>>68993347
It's become less feudal, more fantasy wish-fulfillment shit
Fuck, was it too much to ask it to just make sense? God damn.
>>68993122
Which one are you out of the people in this video? TELL ME FAGGOT
>>68993277
Knife in the bellyPottery
>>68993307
Heir tot he iron islands also he got a child on the fish daughter from season 2 or so. So he has an heir and he will rule well.
>>68993428
It's complete nonsense, Ramsey's support would melt away without Roose. Also Karstark just fucking stood there? The guards wouldn't give a shit?
Stop being such an apologist.
this show makes me want to have an heir
>>68993253
The better question is why "Jaqen", who we were originally led to believe changes faces all the time and doesn't have any sort of consistent identity, now for some reason is just permanently the same dude.
>>68993001
Maybe one day, anon...
>>68993430
Moqorro can actually find things and sees the future clearly
Thoros brings back a month + corpse well technically Berick does
>>68993496
but she actually advances and accomplishes objectives, she learns to warg and to poison. It's actual reason to advance her training
Was this the best episode ever?
Anyone got the webm?
>>68993435
Stannis knew he was on a death march and that Jon was the last chance for the North and Wall.
So is there an online link out there? These torrents have fuckloads of leechers that are shitting it up for everyone else.
>>68993516
it's pretty obvious that nothing will happen to olly. the director made it a point to show that he was just an unsure and innocent kid that was manipulated
>>68993374
Is there one for episode 3 though.
THE GIFT IS THEON YOU DUMBFUCKS
>>68993417
Being Jon Snow is truly suffering
>>68993290
>inb4 stannis warged into ghost, who warged into the recently revived zombie jon
>>68993556
People don't react to murders when they are shocking betrayals you can only find in Game of Thrones.
Seriously where is the torrent
>>68993494
>leaving out the part where he defied his Liege Lord's direct orders and murdered two prisoners of war, endangering the lives of his two sister's and their position in the war
That Chad did the right thing by executing him.
>>68993486
that was literally the last episode ill ever watch
>>68993598
4th worst place
Guys, did you noticed Euron's name was never spoken? That's because that was fucking Victarion.
>>68993539
I bet Theon is just going to back his sister, because who the fuck is going to vote for a shambling dickless skeleton? I don't think he'd want to be the lord after all that anyway.
>>68993416
BRAVO VINCE
I don't like this show anymore
the two characters i like the least, that being le eric psychopath and pope francis, are the ones that always win
i wish someone would smash that old coot's face against a cross or something
>>68993556
book ramsey is two steps away from murdering roose as well. reread theon's chapters in ADWD.
>tfw have to study for a test tomorrow but too busy shitposting on 4chan about le knows nothing man
>>68993417
Punished Jon
>>68993109
Why are they going on a shop run? Why are Roose, Littlefinger, and Varys at the same place? Don't they film in separate locations? Why do littlefinger and Roose look photoshopped? What is happening?
>Episode called 'Home'
>literally nobody goes home
Huh?!
>>68993494
But Roose was the one who did that and now he's been murdered by a superpowered cartoon character.
The Karstarks need to start running before their supplies mysteriously go up in smoke minutes before Ramsey just straight fucking murders them.
>>68993267
Like this season hasn't already had the worst writing imaginable
I AM THE STORM
>Jon gets back, worshipped like a god by the wildlings and feared as fuck by the Nights Watch
>single handedly deciding what to do like some king, probably executes Thorne
>Sansa coming to meet him in that state at the Wall
>thinking some silly twisted boy like Ramsay has any chance next to a man with divine favor
kek
>>68993598
Best episode of the season.
>>68993688
Bran
>>68993377
Umbers were top tier in the books, this is lame
>>68993428
Considering how stupid it is for Ramsay to murder his father with all those witnesses and THEN to murder Walda and the baby in such a sadistic and fucking public way it is ridiculous. Like, they try to make Ramsay seem like he has to do this to stay alive and in charge, and he doesn't get any sadistic glee outta watching the dogs rip them to shreds, so why not dispose of them another way? Smother the baby and slice the mother's wrists (claim it was suicide after learning of Roose's "poisoning" and her baby's SIDS) and be done with it.
No need for quips, no need for exposing yourself. And before you say "Well ramseys a freak like that, he got off on it", he doesn't looked happy or orgasmic at all in either of the murders.
Just complete stupidity.
>>68993668
The High Sparrow did nothing wrong
>random ironborn comes back
wat
>>68993608
dont know
i think it will be here during the week
keep lurking
When I heard the stabbing sound I first thought Roose stabbed Ramsey rather than the other way around
anyone else?
>>68993480
>>Lannister line nearly rugged
They have plenty of other people. Unless they downsized them in the show
And the starks technically have the karstarks.
Otherwise GoT is going to end with every major house going extinct
>>68993703
memes aside I thought it was a very solid episode
I'm happy they're finally doing ironborn stuff
>>68993605
>D&D post episode talk last season
>"When Alliser stabs Jon, well he's a bad guy. But when Olly stabs Jon, well Olly's a kid, so he can't be a bad guy."
I want him to just die
>>68993661
if this is true ill fucking lose it, daario = euron would be confirmed as fuck.
>>68993536
>we aren't brown
who lannister here?
>>68993556
Typical autistic understanding of the situation.
>WHY DIDN'T [CHARACTER] ACT COMPLETELY LOGICAL LIKE A VULCAN?!
>>68993661
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT STILL FITS ITS ALL TRUE
>>68992994
BRAVO DND FUCKING BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! IT WAS SO SUTLE!
>>68993598
worst episode ever*
>>68993710
Greatjon would have a fucking heart attack if he saw this shit.
>>68993591
Did you literally read a single word I wrote?
Sure you completes some trivial objectives but that's literally immaterial because she fails the actual objective of the task (becoming 'no one')
As I said, character development is literally irrelevant for her. They didn't recruit her because they think she just has potential to be a good assassin or something. They just want her to do something. Probably warg a dragon I'd wager.
>>68993740
I'm with you. It made more sense in the context of the scene.
>>68993074
probably that woman you saw was a spy for Cercsi or something and snitched on the drunk guy for money and food
>>68993740
It would've made a hundred times more sense
>>68993688
theon
>>68993688
Not-Euron
Theon WANTING to go home
>>68993688
Bran goes home in like the first 5 mins
Theon says he is going home
Euron comes home
did you even pay attention to the episode at all you stupid fuck?
>>68993695
Or, Jon Snow becomes Paul Atreides.
>The war of the 5 kings is over
>I won
>>68993740
Yup, I was sure Roose was sick and tired of Ramsey's bullshit, and now that he had a legitimate heir, he could get rid of him.
>Euron finally shows up
>even the Euron fags arent hyped
>This show is terrible
>Im really just hoping for some nice tits each episode
Its like im 15 watching skinimax again.
>>68993517
This, why wouldn't the Bolton guards IMMEDIATELY desert Ramsey? At the very least the other houses would smell blood in the water. Fuck you Dabid
>>68993722
fuck him
fuck you too
>this guy was walking around in Flea Bottom looking for people insulting Cersei's honor so that he could kill them
It's hilarious to me that these fucking hacks couldn't come up with a better time, place and reason for inserting some meaty gore scenes
>>68993377
Thought they took him to skagos or skellige or some shit?
Why didn't Ramsay have Walda killed but keep his brother alive? An heir is really fucking handy
>>68993740
same exact thing man. i thought the roose was going loose on ramsay (which he should have done)
Didn't GRRM bitch about Gandalf still being the 'same' after death?
They'll screw up Jon, right?
Man was that a boring episode. Advanced the plot pretty well and set up for other things, but boring as FUCK.
>>68993347
Karstark guy probably knew and if all the Starks die he is next in line for the throne of the North.
I get that this roughly happens in the book, its just that this show makes it look like some soap opera thing. Perhaps.
>>68993043
Roose - Calm, calculating guy who always wears his chainmail and never drinks. Not one to show affection or to particularly care about hurt feelings.
Instead, embraces his obviously insane son at a time when he was obviously pissed.
>>68993781
Yes but in the show she hasn't even managed basic warging. And she does manage to kill the coin guy in the book. She actually progresses in her ability to become no one
>>68993844
GRRM would. D&D won't.
>>68993819
That's books only. On the show Bran tells Osha to take him to the Umbers as they're supposed to be Stark loyalists
>>68992994
Sweet, sweet pottery
>>68993847
Cut me with your katana there m8
>>68993818
It was actually kinda chuckle worthy. Plus its not like its the worst writing in the episode.
>>68993807
Yeah I want the waif to get her tits out that's really all I can hope for now. As a huge Euronfag even if Euron = Daario now the writing is so terrible and the directing has gone down the fucking pan. Most of the actors seem to phone it in now as well. It's just a huge mess.
i'm so in love
why can't i find someone like her
>>68993540
Davos has no idea that Shireen was burned alive. The only survivor of the fight was Melisande who left before it started so he couldn't know without her saying so.
>>68993688
>Bran flashbacks
>Theon literally responding with "home" when asked where he's going
>Euron returning home and killing Balon
Stop playing with your phone while watching TV Shows you ADD fuck
>>68993684
Well the actors who play Roose and Varys have worked together a few times, and are likely friends.
>>68993847
I wonder how did you watched through seasons 1-3 then, it was pure drama.
>>68993634
kek
>>68993671
No he's not you fucking faggot. If he ever did the North would just melt away, not to mention all of Bolton's guards would be like "what the fuck." Ramsey is basically supervillain-tier now.
>>68993761
More like
>why are there no consequences for [character] acting like a complete and utter retard
oh that's right, because muh gimmicks
>>68993307
knowing the shit writing thus far, probably the first "forced trans" king of the iron islands
>>68993122
BUILD.
WALL.
>>68993899
People dont live to be 400, sry m8
>>68993899
I really like disheveled Mel.
>>68993844
Jon will come back after seeing the light. He will know his purpose, he will know he is AA. He will lead an army to conquer decadent westeros and use that army to fight the white walkers. Bran will warg into the dragons and demolish the armies of the dead and then Jon and Dany will rule the kingdom
>>68993844
GRRM would change him but I find it pretty hard to believe that D&D will drastically change the #1 character.
why is Sophie looking so beautiful this season
>>68993884
Wow. I guess Rickon is dead then. Seems like a waste to reintroduce and then kill him.
>>68993740
Yup, was my first thought
>she will never look at me like this
>GRRM makes umpteenth pamphlet length blog post about Hugo awards drama
>meanwhile the show reveals a major plot point
Poetry
>>68993937
>Jon and Dany will rule the kingdom
>Dany's POV of the last book: Jon's cock
>>68993889
But it was. The tension was weak, execution horrible, it was just bad overall.
>>68993937
This is the Reddit/Show ending, not the ending GRRM would go for.
So since Tyrion is a targ, will he stick his dick in Dany and replace Aegon?
>in b4 Aegon is actually a Blackfyre
That episode confirmed what will happen for the entire rest of the show. There's no way they brought Jon back from the dead so they could kill him again. He's going to be invincible from here on out.
This show had a lot of promise but there's no point in watching now. RIP
>>68993532
Whats supposed that scene to be?
>>68993754
did they really say that? you have an opportunity here on hbo and they decide to play it safe. can't go around killing muh chillens
So will D&D's new strategy of killing as many characters as possible for shock value going to maintain ratings or will even plebs get tired of their shit
>>68993818
>It got a chuckle out of me
It was just so fucking out of place and ill fitting that it was kind of surreal. Why the fuck would he ever wander away from Cersei?
>>68993436
If I remember there was a quote by cersi or something about how men still have cocks and that makes them weak.
Something to that affect, about how men are still vulnerable because they can be sedueced
>>68993962
im sorry mel for forgetting the pic
>>68993253
not a bookfag but I thought the point is that she's supposed to come to accept that if she really wants to become one of them she has to give up her delusions of grandeur about killing everyone on her list
>>68993965
>mood: annoyed
kek
>>68992934
>>68992951
Tower of Joy confirmed in preview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y685gVGRQ98
Jesus, it's really coming down for bookfags now.
Is Theon the gift to Ramsay?
>>68993365
i'm wondering if he has some sort of power, hes been alive for far too long, D&D gonna pull some sort of revelation bullshit
>>68993740
Honestly? This is what should have happened, and I was disappointed when I saw Roose's dumb ass fall over. You should have split Ramsay's head open with an axe the second you heard you have a son to replace him, yet you're all "well he's crazy but HE WOULDN'T KILL ME"
nuts
>>68993432
inb4 he does a casca and turns into a blubbering retard
>>68993786
>we're actually meant to believe that Cersei has spies in the slums of King's Landing listening in on conversations of people talking smack about her which they then report to a 7 foot giant clad in golden plate so that he can wander in and murder them
>>68993984
>Dany VII: "Jon Snow's icy cock was..."
>>68993958
Supposedly Ramsay is going to use him as a hostage to lure out Jon, big ass battle happens, Ramsay shoots Rickon with an arrow but it's unclear of he lives or dies.
Gotta wait for more leaks
>>68993987
too bad the fat fuck is done with the books
>>68993987
It's what will happen in the show though
>>68993916
That's pretty cool. They are good actors. Its unfortunate that he went out so weak though. Would have preferred he fight 10 of Ramsay's good men and some dogs
>>68993923
>why are there no consequences for [character] acting like a complete and utter retard
We JUST saw him kill Roose. We have no idea how it's going to play out.
And he's lying about the whole thing, so it will appear like he's not to be blamed.
Honestly, it feels like they just wanted to get Balon and Roose's death over with. There wasn't a lot of gravity in those scenes. The rest was basically filler, although I really liked Bran's scene (even if it was just a check-in).
Score: C-
>>68993937
>Bran will warg into the dragons and demolish the armies of the dead
NO >>68992836
WAS TWO SWORDS SER ARTHUR DAYNE
>>68993958
Did you read the spoilers for the big winterfell battle scene? If not:Ramsay and Jon face off and Ramsay holds Rickon. Ramsay tells Rickon to run to Jon and as Rickon goes, he shoots him with an arrow, but Jon scoops him up and takes him to safety as the battle begins in earnest. Rickon's death is not confirmed so he'll probably be better by the next episode.
>>68993740
That would've been perfect.
>>68993818
>ser strong, go hang out in that pub and kill anyone that talks shit about me
>>68993923
go and reread. im not replying to you or your wife's son after this post.
>>68993809
Benioff and Weiss are talentless hacks. They even admit this in interviews and relied on connections to get where they are.
Seriously fuck this shit. HBO allowed these chucklefucks to screw over so much of the adaptation. I don't care if there's changes so long as they make sense.
>>68993987
But that's literally whats going to happen.
>>68994020
Don't worry, Guts will fix her before the decade is done.
>D+D make mely question the red god
pls
>>68994003
Theyll last this season into next. They really cant go past seven though.
>>68994054
I think it's supposed to be Hightower.
Reminder that everyone who dies this season is going to do literally N O T H I N G in the books
The circumstances of their deaths may change, but their eventual fate will not
>>68994000
Yes, from that same commentary:
>"The first time we see Stannis, he's burning people alive on the beaches of Dragonstone."
so many casual watching showplebs ITT
>>68993984
House Grimes
"we don't take chances"
Lord Rick Grimes: "Kill them all. And the women and the children too. They're like animals, slaughter them like animals."
>>68993873
>And she does manage to kill the coin guy in the book
I literally just told you that was a triviality
And she fucking fails at becoming 'no one' in the books. She keeps needle and kills Raff the Sweetling as soon as she sees him.
There is literally nothing wrong with what theyre doing with Arya in the show. You are blinded by your >LE FUGG LE DABID XDDD obsession.
know your stuff
>>68993661
>victarion acting like that much of a fag
please no
FUCK RAMSAY
GOD DAMN IT WHY
THIS DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE, RAMSAY ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO HIS FATHER
THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED IN THE BOOKS
GOD THESE FUCKERS KILLED ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS PORTRAYED BY ONE OF THE BEST ACTORS 2 FUCKING EPISODES IN A ROW HOLY SHIT
FUCKING
KILL
ME
NOW
>>68994056
jon took like 3 arrows from ygritte, no problem
>>68994056
They have an arch priest at castle black so Rickon will be fine
wew
>>68993825
Sansa is pregnant with Ramsey's kid. You just know that's the sort of edgy shit that Dumb and Dumber would do.
>>68994012
repeat after me:
>bookfags on suicidesquad
>bookfags on suicidesquad
>bookfags on suicidesquad
>bookfags on suicidesquad
>bookfags on suicidesquad
>>68993958
How does it move the plot forward if Ramsey just kills Rickon as soon as he gets him? You're basically at the exact same spot as you were before, where Rickon effectively didn't exist.
sounds more like there's some trickery afoot, or Ramsay keeps him alive as leverage to force Sansa to come back
>>68994012
I'm a bookfag and I don't give a fuck, I'm just happy that I'm getting something after waiting so fucking long. And I like it.
And I'll probably like what the books have to offer too.
>>68994073
>Benioff and Weiss are talentless hacks. They even admit this in interviews and relied on connections to get where they are.
jews everyone
>>68994119
lad
>>68994083
But that's wrong retard
>>68993818
Literally a whiteknight
>>68994004
It reminded me of those whacky short clips after the halfway point in most anime (before/after when there's meant to be commercials)
Fucking hell
>>68993740
I think that was the point.
>>68993722
High Sparrow is Lenin
The people shall take what's theirs
Together, we can overcome any empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M
I think the best we can hope for is for Arthur Dayne to at least have good choreography.
Dual wielding is SHIT but let's hope it doesn't look clumsy like the sand sluts.
>>68993436
Hes going to be hard as fuck soon and literally be beyond fear. He just has nothing left. Also he got an heir off that fish daughter in season 2 so he will be relatively successful as kings go during his time.
>>68994013
no. it;s going to be some very large pies.
>>68993862
ramsay initiated the hug, what is he going to do push him away? That alone would be suicide
>>68993410
Who says he won't, and he'll just kill the bastard and claim the title as the last of the the stark line once his new mad dog kills the rest.
Of course that's probably not going to happen, but it wouldn't be all that bad of a plan
>>68993584
He probably appears as Jaqen to Arya, because that's who she relates to. Maybe the idea is that it makes the training process smoother. He and the waif have a "good cop, bad cop" thing going on.
>>68993416
>Ramsay kills fucking Wun Wun with one arrow
>Ramsay gets one more impossible bullshit kill before he's forcibly beaten out of the show
Jesus fucking christ the plot armor on that guy required literally Azor Ahai to break through
>>68994083
objectively false
watched in a hotel room, heard someone scream YES in the next room when Jon was rezzed.
>>68993661
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Euron_Greyjoy
>>68994012
Yeah one week till R + L = J is confirmed and everybody gets on the suicide wach
>>68994056
but the real question is will Ramsay be shirtless?
>>68994012
Which Northern House has chains?
>>68994147
>right wing religious fanatic=left wing communist revolutionary
>>68994089
>the books
>good
i can understand fans of inherent vice getting shitty about people not reading the book but you get literally no plaudits for reading what is essentially on the same intellectual level as a comic book
>>68994110
>Man renowned for being cautious, and distrusting
>Wears armour in virtually every scene
>Embraces his unstable son and gets stabbed. How unexpected!
Dabid and Downsyndrome seriously need to fucking kill themselves.
>>68993598
No, best of the season though
>>68994012
Who are those dudes fighting at the end?
>>68994073
The TV series wouldn't be as bad if they just followed a faithful adaptation to the books. Instead they decided to go off on their own fucking tangent and proved they can't write for jack shit without resorting to cliches and dumb plotlines.
>>68994180
that was just me fucking ur mum :)
>>68994194
It's the new Umbers sigil. They got rid of the giant apparently.
>>68994197
>Implying gods aren't communists
>she raises muh dik from the dead
amarite
>>68994183
thank fuck
>>68993416
>ramsey noscopes a giant
this is gonna be fucking HILARIOUS. Why did they not make a giant suit of armor for wun wun anyway?
>>68993916
This was the worst Varys episode yet. Why do they continuously fucking under-use Conleth Hill?
Varys could be written into this show so much better.
>>68994012
We dont give sa shit we already fucking know about Jon.
Im just here to watch HBO steal Skinimax's strategy. Im here for the disaster and shitposting.
>>68994139
How do you figure
GRRM loves (LOVES) introducing worthless plot threads that have no hope of ever actually amounting to anything in the story. D&D are sparing us the bullshit so we can actually wrap shit up.
>>68994194
Umbers
>>68994092
She keeps everything hidden from them but accomplishes her objective. Showing advancement.
So we are left with 2 options 1. They just don't know or 2. They are getting ready to fuck her over five ways from sunday
In the show they know her attachments too well and are very evident about it and do not pretend to care. It's substantially different as we do not even have a hint of ill will
now brush up on your critical reading skills or go back to /lit/
>>68994187
[/spoiler] if the spoilers are true he may get his head bashed in by a shield so he fucked up by not taking off his shirt for battle, rookie mistake [/spoiler]
We need a Wheel of Time series to kill the cancer this show has become
>>68994180
Sounds comfy
>>68994194
House Umber
>>68994110
becuz dat how robb steak die it like poetry :DDDD
>>68994134
True. It does seem like GoT has been filled with such moments recently but perhaps D&D would wait with this one
lyl its only 9.9/10 on imdb already
>>68992855
We will next episode when it's revealed that Stannis isn't dead, he's the gift for Ramsay
>>68994110
>that would never have fucking happened in the books
>implying it won't
>>68994246
he literally has no cock
>>68994246
>HURR DURR DABID LET'S MAKE SOME MORE COCK JOKES
>AHAHAHA THE AUDIENCE LOVES LE FUNNY MEME DWARF DABID
>PUT IN SOME MORE DRINKING AND COCK JOKES DABID
>>68994177
prove it, fag
>>68994030
Will the show motivate him to finish the books though? Will he fight back to save his legacy?
>>68994251
this. dnd are saving the franchise, like it or not.
Go read grrm's blog if you are a book fag.
>I AM THE DROWNED GOD
>I AM THE STORM
based Euron
>>68994251
GRRM said the books and the show are completely different ages ago, just because they die on the show doesn't mean they die in the books.
Where is the torrent?
>>68992934
TWO
GOOD
GUARDS
>>68994225
I hope GRRM is proud of himself that his opus is getting butt-raped by these 2 hacks. I'm not even surprised he's not finishing the books. He's got tons of cash now and doesn't give a fuck.
Preview of next week looks hype
>rickon handed over to ramsay
>all the wildlings think jon snow is a good
>we get robs rebellion POV with Bran and learn about R+L=J
>fucking dragons are free
What's Theon going to do when he gets back to the Iron Isles?
Will theon die in the show or is he a super important character?
>>68994318
George himself has said the show will diverge SIGNIFICANTLY
now fuck off piss drinker
>>68993040
What >>68993268 and >>68993512 said.
>>68994261
how do you fuck up a spoiler you dumb redditor fuck? i'm only going tell you this once: ctrl+s
>>68994339
literally darkstar-tier dialogue
kill yourself if you thought that was well-written
>>68994256
>In the show they know her attachments too well and are very evident about it and do not pretend to care.
Fuck you are stupid. They are just as aware of it in the books as they are in the show. They LITERALLY hear her whisper her stupid list in the books. They DELIBERATELY sent her to the same place as Raff the Sweetling. They WANTED her to kill him.
This is the last time I am responding to you. You clearly haven't read the books.
>>68993371
We can't all suck D&D's dicks.
>>68994368
Cuck euron and take the throne
>>68994407
completely made up by butthurt stannis-fags
he has never said that
>>68993539
Yeah Theon has no fucking chance, unless he keeps it quiet that Ramsay chopped his nob off
>>68994197
Why does the fact that he's religious trigger you so much? Is it because you're a faggot or because you're a hat meme? Cercei is a cunt and got what was coming to her.
>>68994469
grow up
>>68994439
Yes and she has been reprimanded for that after she killed Ser Meryn fucking Trant
In the books they haven't done anything about it thus building the foreboding status and tension.
Again critical reading skills. I know you went to an inner city school but try to think
where can i watch the new episode online?
>>68994407
Before any of this got started they made GRRM tell the writers what happens to all the major characters AND how he intends to end the story. If GRRM decides to change the books now it's because he's a salty faggot.
>>68994012
What is Ramsey's gift?
>>68994518
well at least you proved me wrong
(You)
>>68994469
Didn't one of George's Editors comment that Stannis burn Shireen when the wall falls to protect the entire kingdom
>>68994086
"It was wood we burned this morning"
FUCK these cunts
>>68994498
>>68994147
>>68994197
come on guys we all know he's Ted Sanders or Bernie Cruz.
>>68994479
He almost definitely has bastards out there that can be his heir, I think Theon becomes King of the Iron Islands.
>>68993584
So people watching will recognize him instead of wondering why a shotload of hobos and merchants inexplicably take a brief interest in arya.
>>68994636
No, its selyse who does that
>>68994341
but D&D know the end game and have since the beginning of the show. The important shit will basically remain be the same as what martin has planned for the final books. Some random nobody dying on the show but being alive in the books doesn't mean shit in the end. Jon was brought back by Melisandre just like he will be in the books. Who rides the dragons, who takes the throne, how the others are defeated or succeed, etc will be the same in the show and books if he ever finishes writing them.
>>68993584
Mate, it's kind a hard to have a character that is constantly shifting his fucking face on a TV show. What would you do? Just have fucking random actors all the time and make them explain who they are in every scene they feature?
>all the other cities of Slaver Bay have gone back to slavery
I hate this plot line so much
>>68993898
I want to see Asha's ass but we can't always (or ever) get what we want.
Also, are we totally sure "Euron" here isn't Victarion? Balon kind of casually mentions him going crazy but he sure don't look like no fuckin Euron to me.
>>68993428
Hush now. Let the memes happen.
>>68993489
Melly Sanders originated on /tv/
>>68993170
>R+L=J+D
I will fucking kill myself if this happens
>>68994757
That end game has probably changed half a dozen times since then. Why would GRRM say so often that the book characters and show characters arcs/endings are completely different? He always got butthurt when fans figured out the ending to the books and changed things because of that. He may have given D&D a basic gist of the ending aswell. It's a pretty weird situation though, I don't think he'll even finish the books.
>>68994274
I love wheel of time, but please no
>>68993740
It was too good to be true
>>68994580
datfeel when just got off work and missed it :(
TFW they will kill off Rickon and Shaggydog just for muheviledge drama
Do we need Ramsay that bad? I mean hes not that important outside of edge drama
Don't know why retards still say ___ confirmed irrelevant in books every time someone dies. D&D cutting out as many characters as possible while they rush towards their epic Jon/Dany messiah ending doesn't mean shit for the books.
ToJ preview looks like shit.
>>68995105
At this point why should anyone care how the books end? He'll probably die before he finishes, and he had a fucking DECADE to stop milking this shit before the show came along and usurped his popularity.
>>68995303
Ramsay is this season's big bad and they're using him to tie up loose ends.
He'll probably kill the Freys, Rickon, and Baelish before this is all over
