I'M FUCKING BACK edition
GET IN HERE SHIT CUNTS
>>68989833
>>68989833
>>68989833
STANNIS AUTISTS BTFO
LONG LIVE AZOR AHAI
Anyone got a torrent link for the episode?
JONFAGS WON. STANNISFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>after all these years, I have become the drowned god
bravo d&d
Did White Doge die?
STANNIS LIVES
>tfw oberyn can be revived
IT'S FUCKING LIT
WHO HERE /JON/ BOYOS
>>68991655
no you idiot
first for cersei
THOSE CUTS TO GHOST
WARG?
Wow, that leak from that Spanish guy was 100% correct for every single scene.
Post the leaks faggots
That was a good episode for no other reason than no sneks were in it
DAYYYYYNE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HYPE MOTHER FUCKERS HYPE
called it right after he died
>>68991639
KING Stannis is still alive fool
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
>>68991544
So i watched a stream and missed the Euron part, what happend?
That acting from Kit
TOWER OF JOY NEXT EPISODE
ARE YOU READY /TV/
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>68991655
Find out next week.
>>68991544
Everyone ready for a week of normies acting like this was the most unexpected genius twist of all time?
stannisfags btfo
long live the lord commander
NOW ITS ENDSSSSSSSSSS
THIS EPISODE HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS EPISODE HOLY SHIT
why was this episode so good
>no dorne
>no dany
oh right
>"no" med said with sadness in his voice "now it ends"
>show
>NOW IT ENDS SENPAI
autists on suicide watch, Mannis still ded, Jon Snew lives to know nothing
>Snow alive
Nice fanfic fags, what did i miss?
>>68991672
can't imagine the headache when he wakes up
First for no Dany, no sand snakes = good episode formula
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wS1JfmKZzQ
In case anyone missed the preview.
We all knew he would come back and people still freak out. I'll never understand the GoT audience
What is the tower of joy and how is it significant?
>>68991655
no you inbred
>>68991640
kek
>>68991710
this tbqh
http://poal.me/83fwx8
http://poal.me/83fwx8
http://poal.me/83fwx8
RATE THE EPISODE
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>>68991655
literally what makes you think ghost died
Tower of Joy scene looks fucking terrible.
>>68991544
This isn't even funny... this is laughably bad.
These last 2 episodes have been the worst 2 episodes in the shows run
>>68991627
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+quit+being+a+poorfag
Was it the dog or melly who did it?
>the city of stannisfags
>>68991692
They were wait for the wifi to download from Ghost
>Jon is resurrected
Wow what a predictable and shitty ending to this episode.
BRAVO DND
what was the point of melly showing herself to be a creature in the first episode?
STANNIS
TEARS
>dont bring back my daughter lol bring back jon pls thx
who writes this shit
Tyrion confirmed dragon blood?
I mean they didn't even care he was there.
>the dog farted and it stunk so bad it woke the dead
>>68991756
oh shit that's true
JON IS THE ONE TRUE KING!
DANYFAGS, STANNISFAG, EURONFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>Kill a character off
>bring him back 2 episodes later
XD
AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON
>until you
>ghost wakes up in parallel with John
>DID HE DIED
fucking idiots
>>68991722
Euron showed up and was like, "You old niggah" and threw his brother off a bridge
That was it.
>>68991786
>fighting with two swords
jesus christ no why
what a stupid fucking episode, ruined the show.
hurr lets kill people and bring them back at no cost like its a joke. oh right, it is a joke.
>people would rather serve a murderous psychopathic crazy bastard than Lord Bolton
>people would rather serve three crazy murderous cunts than Doran Martell
HOW IN THE FUCK IS ANY OF THIS LOGICAL
Also, every single leak proven 100% right once again
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
How did Roose survive this long being so fucking stupid?
>>68991640
>I am the drowned God
>I am the storm
Not only were both these lines terribly delivered, but they completely contradict each other in lore because the Drowned God and the Storm god are antithetical in the religion
thanks D&D for ruining entirely the one storyline I still had hope for
>Euron is a weak sounding little bitch
>seems completely ill at ease in the role
>Fuck ton of exposition before and after the kill
>Kill wasn't even that well choregraphed
>Euron is some kind of suicidal nut job now?
>>68991694
My wife's son was so impressed by me knowing what would happen next
>>68991772
>now it's ends
what did he mean by this
>>68991725
That was laughable.
>>68991805
losing her faith
TORRENT FAGS BTFO
JON BOUT TO HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING FLAMING SWORD TOO
GET HYPE
>>68991799
lol'd
>>68991544
>Stannis theme at the end
>implying he hasn't been reborn as Stannis
>>68991544
is euron meant to be crazy? or was it just a act? i never read the books
>>68991710
>Bringing up Reddit in any context
spotted the redditor bet wetter
DON'T TELL ME STANNIS IS ACTUALLY DEAD
RAISE YOUR BANNERS
WE FIGHT FOR THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED
>>68991756
Strange how the best episodes are light on Dany/Dorne.
It's one of those weird fucking coincidences. That we will probably never figure out. Oh well.
>>68991779
where rheagar impregnated lyanna
does this mean John is immortal, like that other guy rezzed by fire magic?
>Yet another Frey has been murdered
But, lads, now that the Bastard has wrong Lord Walder his plot armour is gone.
>>68991814
wut?
Jon Snow leading the loyal Night's Watch brothers and the Wildlings against Ramsay Bolton in Winterfell when?
>>68991710
Darkstar is in this season
with the preview of ep 3 its confirmed they made the sword of the morning a dual wielding faggot.
post yfw
Does anyone have the Qarth webm?
Or the one with the midgets at the purple wedding?
Thank you
BRAVO D&D
R
A
V
O
KINSLAYING IS A-OKAY
BRAVO DUMB AND DUMBER
>>68991704
So did literally everyone else, ya moron.
>>68991848
>How did Roose survive this long being so fucking stupid?
How did Balon?
>>68991848
plot armor
same as everyone else still alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y685gVGRQ98
EPISODE 3 TRAILER
TOWER OF JOY
BEST SEASON YET
this should have been a 2 parter with the next ep
fuck off HBOO
Are you all really this hyped?
Or are you just acting hyped just to show everyone you "called it".
Everyone's been predicting his resurrection would happen since 2011.
>>68991891
get rekt fagt he ded
>Theon goes away on his own (like in books)
>"We all had to make hard choices"
Stannis confirmed for alive. Dream team is back baby!
I literally can't wait to see the tower of joy scene
they better not fuck this up, it's like a top 10 chapter in the books
>Lyanna Stark was the younger sister of Lord Eddard Stark
????
>>68991814
>my daughter
>>68991784
blood magic requires....blood. only death can pay for life. if jon is alive someone/thing must die. rhollor magic works on sacrifices, therefore ghost may have died
>>68991544
how will bookautists recover from this episode?
>Roose ruse'd confirmed
>Tyrion Targaryen confirmed
>Jon lives confirmed
Meanwhile the fat fuck continues to say that n-not e-everyone who dies on the show dies in the books but what he really means is that non-core plotpoints will be different.
bookfags utterly BTFO
![Tyrion_1_3295189b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JqM9Axm.jpg "Tyrion_1_3295189b[1].jpg")
Who /Targaryen/ here
STANNISFAGS ITT
>STANNISFAGS ITT
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>STANNISFAGS ITT
Can we all agree that Mel is the only interesting female character in the show at this point?
>>68991848
>direct successor is a fucking cocktail of mental illness and degeneracy
>hmm better have a son with a fat whale and piss him off
For all the shit Roose talked on Robb for being dumb, Roose was equally retarded
AZOR AHAI IS BACK
STANNIS FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>68991544
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>It's a Ramsay episode
>Not written by Dabid and Dunce
>amazing episode
Does this mean we'll get to see Victarion?
>>68991694
Hey do you have a screen of that leak by any chance?
>>68991544
Theyve killed everyone who was entertaining on screen. Im pretty sure Thoros is just dropped. Than god they kept mellys titties.
Most importantly. I hated the ironborn in the books they are a huge retarded plot device. But in the show we have no hope left.
Except Euron.
EURON KING!
Also hes not Eurio.
>HBO has developed their own Talking Dead for GoT.
Dam son.
>>68991783
>8
>9
>10
Reddit among us
>>68991814
Whose daughter?
>>68991881
D&D's new strategy is pure genius. They kill as many characters as they can for the truly epic and original shock value it provides and it also simplifies the plot so they don't make their brains hurt as much when they're trying to figure out what the fuck they're doing each week.
They are probably the best writers in the industry today to be honest.
>>68991544
>Melissandre didn't use ghost as a catalyst to resurrect Jon
>>68991879
Davos is his flaming sword
>DAYNE PULLS OUT TWO LONGSWORDS AT ONCE
>>68991842
What the heck
They didn't even mention it was Euron or something? He just met his daddy on a bridge and throwed him off of it? kek
>>68991918
>>68991772
>Not bringing Beany back
>that delivery of "now it ends"
>DUAL WIELDING FUCKING DAYNE
absolutely disgusting
really ruined my mood after what was a much better episode
Hey guys I don't watch this show but I like to shitpost in other threads so I'm just checking in to see if CIA is still alive or not?
>>68991772
>it's a dany episode
will be shit
IT'S ON MOTHERFUCKERS GOT IS GOTYAYEY
>>68991847
What leaks?
>>68991544
Technically speaking, Jon is free from his fuckin watch now! TAKE BACK THE FUCKIN NORTH!
>>68991891
D&D HATE STANNIS
WHY WOULD THEY BRING HIM BACK
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED
>>68991779
Fuck off underage. TOWER OF JOY HYPE
>>68991913
>jon snow breaking his vows to the nights watch
The sad thing is I can see this happening under D&D.
>>68991936
Neil Patrick Harris the GOAT
>>68991958
He lives on...THROUGH THIS ARM!
>>68991825
>mfw Catelyn's been dead for like 30 episodes now
>>68991853
Madman spew madman shit. Who could have seen it coming?
what banner is that of the guy who say "i have got a gift for you"
>>68991845
They brought back that one guy from Brotherhood without banners, give me a break already.
>>68991918
Dex and dual wielding>Str
>>68991814
whose daughter? stannises? shes literal ashes in the wind how the fuck can she be brought back.
>yfw it doesn't matter that Jon got resurrected because Ramsay is going to storm Castle Black with 20 good men next episode
Even Stevie Wonder saw that ending coming.
WOMEN ONLY TALK ABOUT JHON'S /fit/ BODY
FUCKING STUPID WHORES.
>>68991921
>Tyrion kills Tywin
>Bravo GURM
>>68991772
>Ramsay receives a gift
LEAK WAS RIGHT
>complaining about dual wielding
Dual wield has high dps you fucking spergs
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGO
If you could bring back another dead character, who would it be and why is his name Syrio Forel?
>>68991772
I thought it was meant to be a sad scene, but young Ned seems excited about this.
>>68991847
If the fucking leak about the final battle at winterfel is true.... fucking hell please no
Why is Ser Davos so based? That guy is the real reason I watch Game of Thrones
>Umbers give Rickon to Ramsey
Literally WHY are they bad guys now?
>>68991975
>amazing episode
Calm down.
Roose BTFO just like that
that was actually a pretty good episode
>>68991848
How did roose didn't see that ramsy was going to kill him as soon as his heir would be born?
Ramsay killing Jon when?
>>68991918
wrong, analyse the clips m8
>>68991951
hey this is D&D we are talking about here
he just may be back because
>>68991936
Ramsay getting Rickon or what?
Someone give me a link to watch thx
>>68991696
this truth
THIS EPISODE WAS AMAAAAAAZING
reborn as a tiny rabbit.
those teeth haha.
>>68992052
Leak, Leak it rhymes with reek
>>68992028
Catelyn doesn't matter in the story otherwise she would be in the show now.
Next time her chapter comes up with her in it Imma skip it.
AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON
Thank God John lost his shitty haircut
>>68992092
Yes.
>>68992023
he is dead which means his vow has ended
>>68991853
>Not only were both these lines terribly delivered, but they completely contradict each other in lore because the Drowned God and the Storm god are antithetical in the religion
Sup wikifag?
Euron's schtick is that he embraces all religions.
Amazon is having a sale on the books, maybe you should read them.
Why was this one so good when first episode was trash, should've just saved the king's landing/dorne/mereen shit for the second episode
>>68992052
ARE THERE STILL MORE LEAK?
RICKON GETS BTFO
RICKON AND DICKON WILL NEVER BE GAY EMPERORS OF ESSOS
B T F O
T
F
O
>>68991784
My brother and I were watching Im a bookfag hes not we both thought that Melly had succeeded but only at the cost of Ghost and that Jon wasnt going to resurrect until ghost died. We were watching his breathing to see if it was slowing.
Not even the guy who you are talking to.
>>68992028
Thank the fucking Seven. Cat is fucking shit like all Tulleys.
>>68991814
not his daughter, and he doesn't know she's dead
>>68992023
>.....will not end until my death
Hes free nigga
>>68992007
alive and well, lad.
>>68991884
Pretty sure he's a bit crazy
>>68992061
>bring back
uh, he ain't dead tho
ok episode, only weird thing was tyrion the dragon tamer
stuff happened/10
I used to standish for stannis, but now I'm high for High Sparrow.
>>68992006
>not excited for FUCKING DUAL WIELDING TARGARYENS
>>68991936
inb4 the gift is stannis
>>68992015
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4h567m/is_this_4chan_leak_true_spoilers/d2npjcu
>>68991917
Honestly, it's the only way to save the Sand Snake storyline. Give Dorne to House Dayne.
This show is absolute garbage.
>tfw thorne sees jon snow
>>68991902
No he can just keep going as long as Melly is there to rez him every time. She's the medic to his heavy.
>>68992136
Great, thank you so much.
WHO WINS SNOWBOWL?
>>68992028
Riverlands is cut so she is as well.
>>68992023
>breaking vows
Dying released him from his vows.
so, spoilerfag was actually accurate
what do you think its the huge surprise he said there would be on ep 3?
>>68992052
What's his gift?
>>68992023
His watch has ended, he died
>>68991640
They've got form.
>>68992124
He doesn't give a fuck about the drowned god and if you'd read Feast you would know this. He drowns people to pay lip service so he can win the Kingsmoot.
here anons, saved it for us
>>68992031
>that one guy
Don't you dare simplify the great Beric Dondarion
>>68991848
How did Dany?
How did the High Sparrow?
How did Bran?
Literal plot armor
>D&D think euron is TV Stannis but he likes the drowned god
So I sent a raven to car RAMROD (that's what we call him) to kill his dad and then feed his new mum and brother to his his bitches
And he actually did it
they changed Hodor's name from Walder to Willis because they think the people who watch the show are stupid. Just like they changed Asha to Yara.
>>68991799
>>68991817
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDIT GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
>>68991770
>>68991770
I can go with this , as long as the Roose Cruise is also kept to a minimum.
>>68992143
Tyrion riding dragons to King's Landing confirmed.
>>68991805
I'm more pissed about them showing her going to sleep... in the books she doesn't sleep, or really eat, and it's strongly hinted that her apparent form is mostly glamour.
>>68991853
euron cast was fucking shit, he could easily play sam
Trash episode, as usual.
Why the hell would they introduce Euron one scene before Aeron? They must know showfags will now assume they're the same person, especially since Euron's face was in darkness the whole time.
And he didn't have a fucking eyepatch.
>>68991985
His wife's daughter
>>68992052
what was the gift in the leaks?
>>68992007
still alive but nowhere to be seen since like episode 5 of last season. FUck knows what he's doing
>>68992145
High Sparrow is the most based character in the show.
>>68991951
Thoros disagrees
>>68991951
Shireen paid for his death. Or that dude the giant smashed. The books will have more time to explain shit, the show can't dedicate an entire episode to making everything perfect.
>>68992178
Twenty
>>68992170
No it isn't, Riverlands is coming back this season
>They're trying to turn Tommen into a bit of a villain so they can have someone "good" murder him
Wew lads
>>68991840
I thought he was dying till he picked up his head.
The end really reminded me of The Princess Bride.
Tormund: "How long do we have to wait to know if the miracle works?"
Jon: "Why can't I move my arms?"
Ghost: "You've been mostly dead all day."
>>68991710
Fuck you showpleb.
Euron?
FROGFU WAS SO PRETTY
LITERALLY
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
VICTARIAN
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
>>68992165
he's so fucking tired of his shit
>>68991975
>amazing episode
I think you exaggerated a little.
Reddit-tier characters.
Link pls
>>68992064
WHO /FLIGHTPLAN/ HERE
CIA, SMEE, MAIMEN, PAHVELEER GONNA SAVE THE FINAL EPISODE FUCK YEAH
>>68992211
Aeron was in Season 2, not that anyone will remember him
>>68992211
>Trash episode, as usual.
Yup.
>>68992069
the story at the wall is the only interesting story at this point, like I don't care for any other story at this point.
POST YFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y685gVGRQ98
>now it begins
>now it ends
>>68991951
Some random guy on the other side of the world was just killed by a faceless man.
>>68992145
He's the most just character now that Stannis is ded.
>>68992178
Rickon
>212 REPLIES IN 10 MINUTES
>212 REPLIES IN 10 MINUTES
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>How to resurrect someone from the dead
Step 1
>Wash the body, you don't want them to smell bad when they wake u!
Step 2
>Cut hair, dispense of it in flames
Step 3
>Speak spanish words of resurrection
Step 4
>Pour water over the head
>Step 5
Lay hands on chest and speak spanish words of resurrection
>>68991901
No, where Lyanna gave birth to Jon (unless she was also impregnated there 9 months earlier?)
>>68992169
Jon. It's the great victory in the snow Melly keeps referring to.
>"we all had to make hard choices" (or something to that effect I cannae remember)
>brienne looks into the Woods
Did she leave Stannis alive?
>>68991544
I so called Melissandre reviving Jon from the dead. Her being at castle black simply could not be a red herring, no pun intended.
>>68991920
So what is he boung to the wolf somehow?
Does this mean if the wolf dies, he dies aswell?
What if the wolf falls asleep?
Hey everyone! Miss me yet?
I AM LORD BOLTON
I AM THE DROWNED GOD
I AM THE STORM
AND WHO...
ARE YOU?
Does anyone have a screencap of the moment that Jon opened his eyes?
>>68992015
Flashback to Hodor speaking, Tyrion freeing dragons and them remaining in the caves, Ramsay killing his father and Fat Walda, Balon being pushed off the bridge by Euron, people at first thinking Jon's ressurection not working and leaving the room
All this has circulated in these threads for several days now
>>68991917
Confirmed?
who the fuck are the characters fighting at the end of the preview?
>>68992145
>>68992224
>I'm a #HighSparrow now
>>68991901
She gave birth. In case you didn't know, the time from being impregnated to giving birth is roughly 9 months. But maybe it was a lot less in your case.
>>68992211
It was a great episode, faggot.
You're just mad because you're a Stannis fag
Stannisfags blown the fuck out
>>68992064
The flight plan Ijus filed with the Agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelier, Button Lee, Juan O'veus, Virs Juan, Ted Olk, Getsda Stae, Onmai Aircraft, Wu Pait, Yuu Tugrab, Dr. Pavel, Heed Iddent, Flai Sogud, Wu Wan, Stu Trainex, Telmi Abautbane, Waidus Hee, Werda Mask, Lotta Loiadee, Farra Hyredgun
>>68992229
Tubmans?
