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Why don't we watch and chat together?
April 24, at 9 p.m. Eastern time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKrhgVFTI6I
>>68688337
He fell into a frozen river
>>68688313
no, he'll wreck the dreadfort but his plan will still fail
REEK
E
E
K
I HAVE A TEAM OF MEN ON IT
>I HAVE A TEAM OF MEN ON IT
A TEAM OF MEN ON IT
>A TEAM OF MEN ON IT
A TEAM OF MEN
>A TEAM OF MEN
...but how many men I wonder?
>>68688337
He's not
>>68688331
Before or after winter?
>>68688337
Last season a bunch of people stabbed him in the chest.
>>68688331
RECKONING.
>mfw Americucks are 5 minutes behind
Good running music i guess
well
that is one way to have a miscarriage
>Throw off the hounds
Just follow the foot prints
>those moans
MY DICK
MY DICK
MY DICK
WE'RE NOT STEPPING OUT ONTO THAT ICE
THEON PLEASE
>>68688337
Ramsey is fucking the corpse to cope with his loss.
>>68688383
~20
NO NOT REEEK
>Dogs are hounds
>tfw you will never cuddle with Theon for warmth
>>68688337
He died last season
>hounds can't cross water
>not even good ones
LEFT HER TO DIE
>>68688393
EVERTIME
Bolton and Lannister BTFO
>they fucking found them
WOW
God Sansa is a stupid bitch.
>Go to john
ayy elll mmmm aoooo
FUCK WHY IS THIS SHIT
fat sansa
They should fuck to stay warm
THE HOUNDS CAN SWIM
THE 20 GOOD HOUNDS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD
Incest incoming
What are you assholes ahead of me? What the fuck?
>>68684947
/g/ here
That plan worked well.
>>68687621
fuck you faggot
>not carrying a gun
Well there's your problem
rape time
REEEKTARD
>20 mins in and nothing has happened
Why are you guys so behind
Are blood hounds part of the proper lore?
Jesus this show is falling apart
JESUS CHRIST THEY COULDN'T EVEN ESCAPE!?
What was the point of wasting so many minutes?
PHASMA GOT THIS SHIT YO
>the city of Greyjoy
PHASMA
H
A
S
M
A
HOLY EXPOSITION D&D
WELL THAT WORKED, GUISE.
Ramsey is going to fuck Theon up, holy shit.
>briene again
GIRL POWER
I
R
L
P
O
W
E
R
HOW LUCKY
>BRIENNE TO THE RESCUE
FUCKING KEK
>Valyrian Steel
>gets dismounted
The fuck is this?
Stannis!
OH FUCK OFFF
Le. Stronk women xD
>This incest
Fucking hell it is disgusting...
>>68688462
>20 mins
>Implying it started on time
BIG POD
I
G
P
O
D
woof woof
Podrick reking niggas
>>68688472
Watch the fucking show you retard
Literally wait 2 fucking minutes and you'll see...
POD
O
D
>>68685365
It's better than good. The dialogue is the best
>It's a brienne scene
>Strong women
jej
How the squire is beating these guys is laughable
>Brienne
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>It's a women save the day episode
TRASHED SO HARD.
>>68688472
>being this far behind
You're a fucking retard
>>68666084
HIRO
PLS BAN FEMBOT THREADS FROM R9K
PLS
>>68688505
I've been watching for 25 minutes.
UK time keeping master race.
>and now adverts
REEEEEEE
Man Brienne is super good at showing up wherever she's needed.
Is Tarth white?
BASED POD
BASED THEON
FUCK YEAH
MUH STRONG WYMYN
Damn, Pods got fat.
SQUIRE IS DECENT
SQUIRE IS DECENT
>>68688484
>she swears her sword for a second fucking time
>salsa accepts this time
>20 good men
Cut to the fucking prison, would rather watch Smirkfu and the High Sparrow than any of these shitters who aren't Cersei or Jaime
>>68688527
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
>woman and squire
>killing like 6 good men on horseback
STRONG
INDEPENDENT
WOMYN
Brienne solo mission
>YAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p9qh1v_ndA
> GIRL POWER
DROPPED
STOP WATCHING
DROPPED
>davos/jon storyline already over this episode because there's like 20 other fucking storylines they have to get to
Tripod the poonslayer has returned
HUZZAH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BROADCAST JUST WENT BLACK
FUCKING GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HBO OR MY CABLE COMPANY
Brienne > 20 good men
FUCKING CONFIRMED
m'lady
Theon just got his dick back!
oh wow
Captain Phasma finally did something!
>>68688449
That's what we're here for
When does something happen?
POD CAN FIGHT NOW
BRAVO
WARRIOR POD BTFOing TRAINED SOLDIERS
>all these idiots 5+ minutes behind
>brienne kills six(6) of the 20 good men
What the fuck?
She could have killed nearly 2000 of Stannis's men by that math
UK HERE I HAVE WORK IN 5 HOURS
BRIENNE EX MACHINA
I fucking hate this show so much now
She would have frostbite and hypothermia from crossing that river within 5 minutes.
>>68688575
POD RODS SANSA
>m'lady
>>68688566
They would've lost if it was 20
we take everything back and more...
>>68688539
HIRO
PLS BAN EVERY THREAD FROM R9K
PLS
>zero working streams
The Internet has failed, for the first time since its creation. I'm impressed.
THUS WAS THE END IF TWENTY GOODMEN
STREAM WHERE
STREAM WHERE
STREAM WHERE
STREAM WHERE
STREAM WHERE
where the dogs tho
What happened to the dogs?
>>68688593
Cheapfags btfo
Fuck it seems like the overall quality of the show has really nosedived over the past season or so.
Season One is a work of art compared to this crap.
>Pod being a bitchin big dick bandit
Only good thing so far
>>68688599
Poor shit.
UK also. I'm not in work until 4pm (finish at 2:30am)
>cold as fuck
>no one wears hats
god this bugs me
>>68688558
What kind of show you want senpai?
Tyene is cute CUTE
>>68688599
JUST
Iktf man
But at least we get to see epic womensz
>>68688578
They split up to cover more ground you cuck
>>68688603
No she had that hug with Theon it's all good
you all are trash
Hounds confirmed went home.
>>68688574
Just kill me
I fucking hate this show but I keep watching it
>>68688607
SANSA KEKS BRIENNE
>20 GOOD MEN
>>68688623
Ctrl + F steam
Faggot
What the hell happened to the dogs?
>its a kings landing episode
sansa ded in ep 9 confirmed
>>68688623
THEY ALREADY CROSSED THE STREAM, THAT WAS LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO
>>68688603
wait till you see the dragons your head will explode.
YOU CANT GET ENUF LIFT FRUM THOSE WINGZ !!!11
Bolton fucking shits no match for muh SJW character!
>Theon stabs him in the back
>he has a shield on his back
Theon is one strong mother fucker.
Am I the only one that thinks Mel bringing back Snow seems too easy? It has to be a diversion or something.
>>68688619
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/us/hbo-live-stream
Stream 2
>20 GOOD HOUNDS
>can`t beat a woman and a squire with swords
20 SHIT HOUNDS
>>68688623
hbogo.com
:>)
TITTIES WHEN??????
Is qt princess def dead?!?
>>68688603
nope shes a stark...newfag
WHY DID THEY NOT GO BACK FOR THE ANTIDOTE? BRONN WOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT HAPPENED
>>68688623
>not having a stream before now
>cersei's face when myrcella is kill
>>68688616
Roastie detected
Sansa forgot her lines and they never did a second take? Bravo D&D you fucking hacks.
>>68688671
Was Theon one of the 20 good men?
WONDER?
FUCKING WHAT FUCK THIS
>>68688658
They smelled some ironborn.
Where the fuck are the hounds?
TOP KEK
Where's the midget guy?
>I swear it by the old gods and the Jew
God, are the writers even TRYING to hide their agenda?
>pixie cut
Hounds too good for this shit
WHERE TH FUCK IS THE STREAM
And now there's one child left.
Tommen confirmed for dead
>cheapfags this far behind
>>68688671
It was between the neck
>squire kid has a cotton shirt and leather vest on
>probably negative 20 degrees
B R O N N
R
O
N
N
Smirkfu time
>>68688623
Wait on a torrent fool. So much has happened you will be lost.
>people obsessesed with GoT for YEARS
>watch half of season one out of curiosity
>boring monologue after boring monologue
>Jesus fucking Christ never again
>year later, bored
>shit nigga why not
>spend 3 weeks forcing myself to rewatch season 1
>WINTER IS SERIOUSLY COMING THIS TIME I SWEAR
>mfw winter never comes
>NEVER AGAIN
>Next year, all my friends now OBSESSED with GoT
>Try to rewatch season 1
>yucky lmao
>Start on season 2
>boring monologue after boring monologue
>nigga literally wtf
>never fucking again
>This year, so much hype about GoT
>fucking god damn it wtf??
>all of 4chan gonna watch series premiere
>SON OF A BITCH LITERALLY WHY
>FUCK IT
>mfw this episode has been 15 minutes of monologue
LITERALLY WHY?
>>68688693
IT DID BUT IT CRASHED
REEEEE
>ITS A BLOODY WOMAN
>YEEEEEEEEEEIIIH
DEAD DORNISH GOAT FUCKING SHIT INCOMING
>Doran is killed by sand sneks
WHAT THE FUCK.
DEAD STREAM FUCK YOU PLEBS
ALL THE STREAMS ARE DYING REEEEEEE
DUDE PREDICTABLE REDIT PLOT LINES LMAO
>>68688671
Stabbed him in the anus m8
>>68688599
Murican here, have 3 projects due tomorrow. Only one of which is near completion
>>68688671
He is a big guy.
jon is alive!!!!
>>68685965
saved
Cersie tried bleaching her own hair with hydrogen peroxide
girl power
http://crazystream.xyz/ 2016/04/24/game-of-thrones-s06e01/
Why didn't Jaime dock back in Dorne once Myrcella died?
Get help from a maester and ask the lord for help?
>>68688664
lewd
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Suffer bitch suffer
ANOTHER WALK OF SHAME
ripip Myrcella, we hardly knew ye
>MFW this show
>>68688695
>no
>and you???
CERSEI ON SUICIDE WATCH
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
Jaime acting vengeful
>Stream suddenly got shit on
>>68688725
You're a bit fucking late now m8
>wonder why the fuck is my computer lagging
>oh right I had a 2000 post thread open and scripts were running on it
I report streams while watching on hbogo
who else with me
>her smile and optimism: gone
Myrcella was such a qt too, the way she died was stupid as shit.
>let her would-be assassin, who isn't even a noble, see her off and kiss her before she leaves
How did marcella die?
DUDE DEAD KIDS LMAO
IF DUBS JON IS AA
FUCK YOU FUCKING REDDIT NEW FAGGOTS THERE IS MORE THAN ONE STREAM YOU FUCKING MORON CUNTS
COMFY
YOU FUCKS THAT'S ALL I'M GIVING YOU
Back-Stabbing throught the shield....
>>68688653
I'm glad I never started.
Cerseis is emo af family
LOL WHAT IS THIS DORNE SHIT
FULL RETARD
>>68688666
Flying dragons are more realistic than crossing a freezing river up to your waist in ten layers of clothing, keeping them on when you get out, and sitting under a tree and not passing out and dying in 20 minutes.
>>68688702
Frogposter detected
Cersei is going to kill a couple people now.
WHERE IS TRYSTANE
I was about to joke, Why didn't he call first?
Then I realize maybe he could have sent a raven, but they probrably don't keep them on boats.
>>68688725
pen island.com
NOT EVEN BATMAN COULD FIGHT TWO DOGS AT ONCE BUT LE STRONK WYMON DID
>>68688803
Poisoned with a kiss.
BORING
O
R
I
N
G
WHO /SKYGO/ HERE?
>you will never be as BTFO as Cersei
>everyone in Dorne rebels against their Prince suddenly with no foreshadowing
I fucking hate this show so much.
You know what would cheer Cersei up?
Rape.
Do it Jaime.
>>68688679
Doesn't work.
>she's not suffering, she's gone
kek
Can someone summarize the last 5 minutes? My cable box reset right as the dyke and her squire attacked.
>>68688738
No Splosions, Fucboi?
>>68688826
Killed hy sand sneks like Doran
Daily reminder to report all streams
>>68688738
GoT hasn't been good since S2.
I watch it for the laughs.
MYRCELLA GOT BLACKED
>>68688801
Dude Dornish are sexually liberated lmao :^)
BRAVO Jew&Jew
SMIRKFU CONFIRMED
>Brienne the superwoman and Pod fight off a dozen boltons
this show is fucking T R A S H
>Its a Kelly C scene
Pee break everyone
nothing happens, the episode
>Angry sex time
SMIRKFU
>>68688811
Nice get.
>>68688803
Literally Poison Ivy from Batman Forever
RESURRECT JON ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
beer break
>>68688658
They are at the dog day-care.
CERSEI BTFO
>cersei`s face the entire time when the boat arrived
fucking priceless.
BIG DIGITS INCOMING
She's totes broken kek
>Pod gaining weight
Did they just eat Stannis' corpse or something?
More filler
>>68685718
Yes....... more sense
God I am so hyped for Ser Robert Strong.
>>68688857
this
Im guessing Brienne saved Sansa
>>68688653
I onl watch it now because I'm already invested and I may as well finish it.
It's been beyond shit season the third season.
>maggy the frog being brought up again
GOLD THEIR CROWNS AND GOLD THEIR SHROUDS
>>68688803
Venomous lesbian nigger bite
already half over
FUCK EVERYONE WHO ISN"T US!
>>68688866
Burn coal
Get burned
Any non hard sub russian torrent yet?
This High Sparrow shit makes no sense
These families have armies and power, why the fuck aren't they sending their men to go slaughter these fucking peasants
Also
>dorne POV
Kill me, I want more Nights Watch, fuck this show
FUCK EVERYTHING YOLO XD
>>68688822
>not being a frogposter
>unironically being a roastie
Pls never come back to my board
Stay on /cgl/ forever
>>68688847
D&D can go fuck themselves
>>68688832
YEAH THIS SEASON GONNA BE SHITFULLY DISAPPOINTING I M AFRAID
WITHOUT BOOKS, SCENARISTS ARE SHITLORDS
FUCK HOLLYWSHIT
>>68688680
>can`t beat a woman and a squire with swords
The woman was super high test.
The squire is a sentient magically luck imbued super cock attached to a boy.
>Fuck everything.
Jaime would say that
So we are gonna get awesome Jaime redemption arc like in the books, right? Right?
>>68688857
Jamie returns back to Kings Landing. Cersi learns that her daughter has been killed. She says that the witch's prophecy from Season 4 flashback is true.
>>68688803
In literally the most retarded way possible. Like shit nigga who cares about local custom, they let the woman who wanted to kill her see her off at the docks and get close to her.
>>68688857
>>68688904
Birenne saved her and Sansa knighted her afterwards
>>68688837
>Plan backrfired
>Get humiliated in the streets
>Father dies from when you tried to kill your brother
>Get raped by Jamie
>son dies
>Daughter dies
LOL
What is she babbeling on about?
THE PROHECY IS TRUE
>>68688849
Fuck her over the dead body
THIS DORNE SCENE IS SOMETHING ELSE
>>68688908
>add Maggy the frog to the show
>leave out the valonqar
T R A S H S H O W
CONFESS
FUCK ITTTTT
>this prophecy is fate
NO SHIT BITCH
>>68688857
Stannis still dead
20 good men's goons are shit, get rekt by brienne and a dickless retard
>Dorne shite
what are you drinking, lads?
>>68688929
DABID & DABIS
CONFESS SHAME SHAME xD
>its a nothing happens episode
FUCK EVERYTHING
Is there any torrent that is not russian hard sub and only 47min?
this cult storyline is wack
FUCK LMAO
DUDE THEY SAID A SWEAR WORD
BRAVO HBO
FUCK XD
Im in tghsd
fghjkjhgfdsdfghjklkjihufgds
>>68688941
He's only ever fucked Cersei.
>and men
>>68688947
No more /ss/
;(
>my face when Jaime says 'fuck'
wait...if she knew the girl was gonna die, when send him to get her in the first place?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THESE UPWARDS GLANCING SHOTS???
IS THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING GROUND? IS DINKLAGE DOING THE SAME?
I DON'T WANT TO SEE UP INTO EVERY CHARACTERS NOSTRILS! IT'S DISGUSTING AND COMPLETELY BRINGS ME OUT OF THE EXPERIENCE! FUCK IT'S KEEPING ME FROM ENJOYING ANYTHING AT ALL!
their siblingship is actually really cute
Wtf is this shit
have free premium cable this weekend.
Think, "Oh I'll get to see the new season of GoT."
Shit Ramsey and his side bitch scene.
Shit Brienne Outta Nowhere saves the day scene.
Shit Jamie is back with Cersei scene.
Thanks HBO, now i know i won't be missing out.
>not working stream links ITT
Fuck all of you
I'm gonna go watch K-On!
Fuck them
DORNE NEXT NOOO
Fuck prophecy.
Fuck fate.
Fuck the king.
>>68688945
That witch is Melly
>show no longer chain-bound to books
>literaly nothing interesting or groundbreaking has happened yet
>35 minutes in
> nothing has happened
SHIT SHOW
Fuck everyone who isn't us.
FUCK EVERYONE WHO ISN'T US
>fuck everyone who isn't us
>except literally only fuck me
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCK UP HIS CHARACTER ANY MORE AT THIS POINT?
sand sneks strike again
is tommen ever getting laid again after this?
>>68688894
>tripod
>>68688971
John j bowman bourbon neat.
Is good
>confess
Why is Tyrion and Varys just walking there LMAO
>>68688961
Very true, senpai.
>Doran can walk
What le fuck
God TH E SEPTA IS FUCKING HAWWT
>Jamie still caring about Cersei
REEEEEE
how does she still look so fine
/pure/
Man this shit is boring.
KILL THIS NIGGA IN THE BURLAP SACK ALREADY
Where were you when Game of Thrones ended up with Walking Dead tier shit writing?
DORMER SLUTWALK GET HYPE FOR THE FINALE
only thing that was actual plot this episode was Dorne. DORNE
>there are plebs that waited a year to watch this terrible show
top zozzles
Billions is the best show of 2016, after The Leftovers ofc
>>68689045
he only had gout
>this bitch
Dorne. We going to see some breasts now.
>>68688971
Milk. :^)
The leak was real ;_;
>it's a women kill men episode
FUCK YOU SAND SNAKES
FUCK YOU ALLARIA
FUCK
YOU
>all this sand snakes bullshit
FUCK YOU D AND D YOU FUCKING CUNTS
FUCK THIS SHOW GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
THEY HAVENT EVEN SHOW DANY SHIT YET, WE'LL GET THE LAST 20 MINUTES BEING JUST DANY
ARRRRRRRRRRR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIE SHOW FUCK EVERYTHING
>>68688971
Nothing.
This show is getting me drunk enough on mediocrity.
AND MEN, DON'T FORGET MEN
FUCKING MEN IT'S OK GET IT
>doran can walk now
>pure
>and men
Dorne degeneracy
>>68689006
Stream sites are full, go back to your anime for tonight
>>68688929
Because there are more smallfolk than the powerful and you want to keep the religious squabbling to a minimum if you can. Don't provoke an uprising by killing everyone associated with their gods.
40 MINUTES OF NOTHING
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>The Inquisition
WE BAD PUSSY NOW
>MUH SAND SNAKES
>MUH STRONK WIMINZ
>MUH SAND SNAKES
>MUH STRONK WIMINZ
>MUH SAND SNAKES
>MUH STRONK WIMINZ
SAND SNEKS XD
GIRL POWER
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>68689071
Much better in the books.
>the sand snakes are still ruining the show
of course
>trusting females ever
You had it coming Tristain
>>68688872
Brienne is a fucking trained knight, with plate armor and great skills.
The fucking boltons are a ragtag bunch of levies with no equipment.
You know why medieval knights had a huge killcount back in middle ages don't you? Because they had a fucking huge advantage against regular footman soldiers.
lmao this is fucking terrible. just when you think it can't get any worse than s5
>and men
Way to shoehorn that faggotry in there.
Snake mom is pretty sexy
Those are some shitty bodyguards
DONT FORGET HE'S GAYYYYYYY
>it's a strong womyn episode
Fuck off
fuking STRONK WOMYN Reeeeee
HOLY FUCK THE STUPID CUNT KILLED DORAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN DORNE
WHO CARES ABOUT DORNE FUCK
>all this girl power
is this some kind of statement?
WAT
Holy shit.
This show is literally retarded.
>>68688983
Jesus nigger just wait a half hour after its ended airing and the english language version will be up.
>Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe
AREO HOTAH NOOOOOOOOO
WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK WOMYN STRONK
What the actual fuck
>women
What the fuck
>>68688999
Tiny man did
Dammit I'm behind because they're talking too quietly and I'm missing stuff. Gave up after the first time though, so fuck it. I'll just guess and keep watching.
>>68688971
Water because nobody could be assed to take me to the store. Otherwise I'd be drinking refreshingroot beer.
Can someone post the english subtitles for the Dothraki scene when it happens at the end? My copy is high def, but the second English audio channel doesn't have english subtitles for that scene.
>>68689073
my man
Fuck this show.
>>68689071
>me on the right
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK
BRAVO, D&D
LOVING THE FILLER
AND MEN
DUDE HOMOSEXUALITY LMAO
THANKS DAVIDBERG AND DANSTEIN
>there's no agenda
Epic.
snek
>with the most beautiful women
>AND MEN
>a whore literally throwing a coup and people following her
>>68689095
Go back to somalia, nigger
>>68689045
He can walk in the books, he just doesnt because he has gout
>>68689096
If they just slaughter 10000 people then everyone will be scared to rebel
>sneks
Fuck this shit.
SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS SNEKS
Oh FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
>it's a women kill men episode
>>68689129
Dorne needs to be cut. Its filler and shit
>Dorne
NO ONE IMPORTANT IS HERE
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS
BAD PUSSY
DEATH TO FAGGOTS!
This bitch.
>AREO HOTAH JOBBED OUT LIKE A BITCH
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dorne matriarchy confirmed forever.
What the actual fuck?
>Sand sneks
Sand People amirite
>>68688971
Just some nice strong lager.
>fucking slags
STRONG WIMIN
>>68689191
DON'T STEP ON SNEK
GIRL POWER
Kill the Sand sluts
FINALLY
SOMETHING HAPPENS IN DORNE
FUCKING FINALLY THE BETRAYAL
Dorne is land of stronk women
This is awful
happy Cersei is best Cersei
does she not realize its stupid to go after personal grudges and Drag your whole kingdom with you isn't that the shit that happened with rob and oberyon
Elia! martell!
>turning your back on an opponent
This show is so fucking shit holy fuck.
FEMALE UPRISING
WOOOO
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>and weak men will never rule Dorne again
>Literally the antonym of strong women
kek
>DORAN LITERALLY KILLED BY SNEKS
HOLY MOLY DUMB AND DUMBER YOU'RE BREAKING NEW GROUNDS HERE
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
AHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How the hell did they even get there?
first episode happenings
This is fucking awful.
WEAK MEN WILL NEVER RULE DORNE AGAIN
HEH
HEH
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GAMERS
SMASH THE PATRIARCHY
I've defended this show before.
I think it's officially bad now.
FEMINISM THE EPISODE
DROPPED
DROPPED
DROPPED
D&D FUCKING KILLING EVERYONE THEY DIDN'T LIKE IN THE BOOK!!!
MUH STRONG POWERFUL WOMAN DON'T NEED NO MAN
FUCKING SAND SNAKES
FUCKING JAIME ARC RUINED
ALL THIS BORING DANY SHIT
WHERE IS MY FUCKING MEL AND JON SNOW
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF ASDSAJKFJOIJKKLDJSNEOIFJLSDKFME.W
Oh come the fuck on.
This girl power shit needs to stop.
>it's literally a girl power episode
WYMON SMASH
FUCK LE PATRIARCHY
LITERALLY WHAT
STRONG
WYMYN
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GREEDY BITCH
WHIP vs Longsword in 1v1
TOP KEK
STRONK WOMYN AM I RITE
>stabbed in teh back
STRONK WOMYN
>women
KILL THESE WHORES
KILL THESE WHORES
KILL THESE WHORES
KILL THESE WHORES
KILL THESE WHORES
>D&D
>>68689223
>2%
top kek
GRRM is killing himself right now
We totally cared about these guys
FEMINISM
>Areo Hotah loses to Oberyn's whore
why do people still watch this show
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT FUCK DORNE
>Oberyn butchered
Because he signed up to a fucking duel dumb fuckiong skeletor
>You did nothing
Mabye he has been planning the slow revenge for years like in the fucking books.
D&D are such goddamn hacks.
>giving your back to the enemy
asking for it
SNEKS to rule westeros
GIRL POWER!
i hate this show
Dornish master plan btfo
XDDDD
LEMONADE!
COMEDY GOLD
GRILL POWER
Fuck this sand snek bullshit
REEEEEEEE
GREEDY BITCH
>turning your back to an enemy
>turning your back to a person who was your enemy a few days ago
Both deserved it.
Grill power
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summary so far....
STONK WOMIN KILL ALL MEN. FUCK THE PARTICHCHY
DORN IS KEKED
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>turning your back
Wow shit show
RIP OREO HOTAH
PATRIARCHY BTFOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS ENTIRE SHOW IS SHIT
>becsuse you have no cock
Jesus christ this is bad
>We're here to kill you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO WROTE THIS?
Ahh yes, GoT.
I forgot I had to sit through 100 shit storylines to see what happens to Jon Snow.
burger queen gets raped
what a shit show they've turned it into.
Why the fuck that russian one is only 47min?
Fucuking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How did the sneks....
...oh, God damn it.
I FUCKING KNEW IT
SNEKS HAVE NO HONOR
this is legit the worst show i've ever seen
FEMINISM
DROPPED
DO NOT WATCH THIS SHIT
Why even includ dorne. Holy shit this blows.
based midget will save manhood.
BTFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FROMBEHIND
ACTING
EPIC Matriarchy FTW
THIS IS TERRIBLE SO FAR
>she thinks you want to eat her baby
LMAO
KELLY C IN CHAINS WHERE SHE BELONGS
WOMYN BTFO
TOP SNEK
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Why in fuck's name are they killing off Doran???? What the fuck are the writers even doing any more? So the women are staging a coup or something?
>having agnatic succession laws
>ever
>you now remember season 1-4
Once they move away from the north, it gets really bad. You can tell which are original stories and which are from grrm.
She won't be sailing to westeros anytime soon.
No fucking shit.
MEESA!
>>68689283
Double dagger m8
>>68666084
I am crying laughing right now. Who writes this shit?
>sneks
top fucking kek it's time to strap in for the ride
they fucked this show up so bad.
>oberyn enters trial by combat
>you let him be slaughtered
?????
Just when you think it couldn't get any worse than last season
this triggers the /tv/
>a single stab from a tiny dagger in the back kills a hulking nigger giant
BRAVO D&D
Where are they walking? Looks like downtown DC.
>murder Prince Doran and his son
>somehow expect the Dornish nobility to follow your lead
Oh wait I forgot in the show Doran actually WAS as inept as he pretend to be in the books.
DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO DANY'S BOATS BTFO
hotah goes down after one stab from a 4 foot chick. bravo d&d
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO COCK
LMAO GET IT?
WE SAID COCKS AGAIN?
DWARF COCK LMAO xD
>its gonna be another sand sneks season
just fuck my shit up
>>68689385
Because feminism
>AND THEN BRIENNE CAME AND KILLED THE DISGUSTING MEN, AGAIN
>AND THEN THE SAND SNEKS KILLED THE DISGUSTING MEN
alright david and dan are RETARDS
LOW INTELLIGENCE WRITERS
>the only strong male character is a eunuch
THIS IS IT GUYS, WOMEN FOR TEH WIN!
>white people amirite
Can we please just get back to the Jon Snow resurrection storyline.
None of the rest of this shit matters.
I'M ON FIIIIIIIRE
>WELL WE WONT BE SAILING TO WESTEROS THIS SEASON
Jesus christ, really?
This show is continuing to go down the drain
DORNE IS OFFICIALLY A SHITSHOW EVEN BY DND STANDARDS
THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG SEASON
>Dorne
>literally killed off Doran Trystane and Areo 3 minutes in
I cannot make this shit up
GIRL POWER!
HAHAHA HE SAID COCK GET IT GUYS
>the leaks were real
fucking kill me
actually watching it is even worse than it seemed
>>68689343
>I forgot I had to sit through 100 shit storylines to see what happens to Jon Snow.
That's pretty much the essence of the snow, yeah. "There is some spooky shit happening in the north. But here are some stories about whorehouses and a bunch of assholes trying to be king."
20 minutes left to wrap up Castle Black and they force stupid fucking sand snake women power fucking bullshit on us
The north and Kings landing are the only good parts of this show right now. Tyrion in Meereen is a bit better but it's still really weak.
THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS
and thus a new meme was born
>>68689410
how likely is it the nobles could kill them
ITS THE STRONG WOMEN RUN
>FUCK OFF!
>FUCK OFF PUSSY!
Am I the only one who heard this from the peasants running away?
GODDAMMIT DORAN IS A FUCKING SCHEMER IN THE BOOKS, TYWIN IS AFRAID OF HIM
WHY DID JEW AND JEW DO THIS TO HIM
MYSHA IS A MASTER
WE DUMBASS SLAVES WROTE THIS IN A LANGUAGE WE CAN'T SPEAK
DUDE WE'RE MAKING A TV SHOW
BRAVO D&D
So Areo Hotah, badass warrior, gets knifed in the back by a girl who looks no older than 11.
D&D does it again!
>Getting tired of this shit.
> girls are stronger than men xD
DROPPED
FUCK THE SAND SNAKES
F
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>We're here to kill you.
Holy fuck, how did someone actually write these words when each episode of this show costs T E N million dollars to make
trystan ded
worst episode of all time, right?
>>68689386
>you now remember season 1
>this wind sound effect
Yesssss. The blonde cutie returns.
>anything not related to the North or the Wall
Throw it in le trash
Motherfuckers are running from the fire like it's going to eat their children.
You're a mile away. You're safe
Doctor Bashir! Noooooooo!
>>68689487
feminism
FIRE! FIRE! SOUND THE ALARMS!
DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY.
So 2 sneks hid on the same boat as Jaime and Lannister guards the entire journey from Dorne to KL
Genius
>twenty minutes left
JUST
I want my Meesa
the fuck is the city on fire for?
>>68689488
It's a false flag by the masters
>all the men have their dicks chopped off
>all the female warriors dominate
what did he mean by this?
BRAVO D&D
This show is going to get cancelled before it ever finishes, and its now so shit I can't say I care.
Omg guys! Eddard stark dies!
Holy shit she as gained weight
Let me see that qt face.
>SHE DOESNT HAVE TO BE SMART TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS
BRAVO D&D
God damn Doofus and Dweeb have turned this shit from a well done miniseries into a cable action show with this laughable dialogue and terrible acting
>We're here to kill you
>Queen taken as a slave
TOP
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>>68689540
Rock & Roll.
>>68689462
>essence of the snow
I'm going to just go fall on my sword now.
I'm done. See you next week
>>68689528
>Entire fleet already on fire
>Nobody notices until every single ship is completely ablaze
Its a plot alarm. Avoid it at all costs.
>you are Nobody, millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing
KELLY C BTFO
I ONLY CARE ABOUT JON SNOW
FUCK THIS FILLER SHIT
>>68689524
>Motherfuckers are running from the fire like it's going to eat their children.
Wouldn't be the first time fire resulted in somebodies child getting eaten in that city.
>She won't be sailing for Westeros any time soon.
DUDE NOW TYRION'S WITTY LINES ARE META
SO META xD
BRAVO D&D
KEK
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they dont float so good
REACTIONARY FAGGOTS TRIGGERED XD
My only hope is this means no more Sunspear...err I mean Dorne because that's apparently the city too.
Get ready for more girl power.
>>68689540
The sons of the harpy burned their boats, are you retarded?
What a fucking awful show. PC fan fiction jerkfest
Wind noises
FATLEESI
That's more like it.
Fuck bitches
>mother of fat asses
>>68689487
They saw people say "Dorne was boring and I didn't like it" so they decided "Hey, let's just end that whole dorne thing in the first episode, we didnt really understand it anyway"
Welp they killed all the good characters in Dorne
TERRIBLE EPISODE
BOOKFAGS BTFO
>>68689557
>Implying this episode won't have record breaking ratings
Yeah, and I'm sure you're not watching TWD next season.
Guys, there is a storm a brewing outside. The thunder is already fucking up my cinema experience. What do?
THIS IS THE SINGLE WORST EPISODE!!!! D&D THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN!!!
C U C K
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>>68689641
Fap
>that crack on his wrist
That made me scrim for some reason
Holy shit they had him find the ring in 2 minutes. What a fucking joke
>>68689641
stop beign american helps
This is just awful shlock
>She doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass
THANKS D&D
>>68689624
They've killed all the good characters period.
JORAH GETTING
KEKED
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>>68689641
T H U N D E R B U D D I E S
JORAH NO YOU WILL NOT DIE
NO!!
>>68689641
Nothing. This episode is worst than Ebola
>>68689638
Stopped two seasons ago.
Hey look I found a ring in the middle of a giant field.
WHY DONT HE CUT HIS HAND OFF
HOLY KEK
There is literally no reason for anything south of Winterfell anymore. None of the stories matter when the white walkers are only a few miles from the wall. All the best episodes have been nights watch episodes. The story has no fucking end, it's just filler and then nights watch scenes, there isnt a reason for any other plotlines at all.
T H I C K
H
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>>68689659
What was that from?
>>68689476
In this show? Non-existent. D&D will BS a reason for tough desert fighters to bend knee to traitorous whores plotting a war when they have no experience leading armies or fighting wars.
One tiny bauble in an entire fucking field!
Worst episode script ever.
>it's almost over and nothing has happened
We're in for 10 more seasons
my god, shes fat
Cant fuck up Arya, r-right??
>>68689681
Witcher vision.
DOTHRAKI RAPE 2.0 INC GET HYPE
>>68689624
>>68689669
>they've killed all the men period
ftfy
Whip that ass
>among the best five things
this fuckin writing, someone got paid for this
>>68689641
Get comfy
THEY'VE TAKEN THE QUEEN OF DRAGONS TO ISENGARD
WHITE PEOPLE BTFO
EMMY WINNING SHOW
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>>68689641
Looks comfy. We've had nothing but 5 straight days of warm sunny weather. Shit sucks.
>You now realize that this man's scenes were holding the entire show together
>D&D killed him off because normies didn't like him
DANNY GON GET RAPED FINALLY
THEY FOUND IT
THEY FOUND THE ONE RING
THE TINY FUCKING RING IN THE ENTIRETY OF THE DOTHRAKI SEA
B R A V O
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>>68689619
She sure got fucking fat
>>68666084
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WHITE PUSSY HAIR >WHITE PUSSY HAIR >WHITE PUSSY HAIR >WHITE PUSSY HAIR >WHITE PUSSY HAIR >WHITE PUSSY HAIR >WHITE PUSSY HAIR >WHITE PUSSY HAIR >WHITE PUSSY HAIR >WHITE PUSSY HAIR
>>68689696
what is yfw D&D said that she did that because she's incredibly smart and they took inspiration for that from Lord of the Rings
Comfy Messa!
Why do the Dothraki and all of these other people hang out in the desert and bad lands intead of that big great plain right there?
WHITE PUSSY HAIR
>white pussy hair
muh
>>68689693
nah they'll make them think the snakes have won then a group of noble ladies will get the drop in them
>Only when I was fucking your grandma
god damn Dothraki
Danaerys goes to Sweden
AWFUL EPISODE DISCUSS POST SHOW HERE>>68689433
>it's a watch cripples get beaten up episode
That black girl is hot.
>>68689691
Whe. He ran into those rock people
>those arms
WHT THE FUCK
What the fuck are they doing with Dorne. We have enough grrrrrl power as is with Sansa and Dany, who the fuck is going to follow the whore of an indulgent adventurer and his bastard daughters in a coup? This is fucking stupid.
Ooooooooo yeah whip her some moremy fetish, my fatish
Honestly, I was hoping we were done with the fucking Dothraki.
>>68689641
Oklahoma?
BROWNED
>She doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass
DANNY'S ARMS ARE FAT AS FUCK
MAN THIS SEASON IS GOING TO BE A W F U L
BASED ALLISER
>>68689641
god damn mate you live in a comfy little area there
>>68689724
This show costs 10 million dollars
>among the best five things
>we're here to kill you
>white pussy hair
>only when I was fucking your grandma
S A V A G E
Jesus Christo, she's a fat shit
50 shades of rape incoming.
worst episode
DUDE FUCKING YOUR GRANDMA XD
XD
XDDD
EPIC WRITING!!!
Fuck this show.
Fuck this shit is awful. Fucking dragon bullshit now. Just get to fucking Jon Snow already.
>>68666084
any good streams yet?
60 MINUTES AND NO TITS
DROPPED
Why is Daenerys so fat?
ewwww
HIGH TEST
>>68689732
>didn't make him likable cause they were going to kill them off
>there are girls ITT
>they will never be my gf
Pls be my /got/ gf
Can someone post the subtiles of when they start talking in Dothraki?
>>68689703
>keeping forcing stupid bullshit on us and we only get 10 minutes of Jon Snow/White Walker/Mel/Boltons every episode even though they are the most important characters and plot lines
We havent even seen Arya yet, we aren't getting more Jon yet because this show has like 20 uninteresting characters that have to dedicate screentime to
I forgot the Dothraki were actually retarded.
I S I S
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Oh shit nigga. You done fucked up now.
IT IS KNOWN
>>68689838
the Dothraki made her eat Drogon
>Breaker of chains
Thank fuck for an ad break
This show is fucking dog shit
>You will never get this level of episode hype again
>I'm a khal's widow btw
>Oh ok sorry! You're free to go!
IT IS KNOWN
only good line to come out of this stupid series
obesity clark
MY DICK IS HARD
>Ill ask the leader to fuck her
>I want to fuck her up the ass
>Her hair is very white.
Was something along those lines
[KEBABED]
This shows dialog is wack, yo.
>fat fuck hasn't finished writing yet so I have to watch this shit
KHALEESI
STRONG
INDEPENDENT
WOMYN
>>68689786
South Dakota, m80.
>these shitskins being jelly of light hair and blue eyes
wew
hehehehehe
LET'S BRING BACK KHAL DROGO
Confirmed never breeding.
>Doubling down on already well established Dorne shitness
This season is already an amazing hate-watch
>49 minutes in
>nothing has happened
>inb4 as she's about to be raped drogon comes in and kills everyone xD
Fuck D&D
But what have the romans ever done for us?
Dani btfo.
>all these shitty characters they keep forcing us to like
>it's the best thing ever
>okay it's in the top five
HOT
O
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FUCKING KILL HER ALREADY
IT WAS JUST A PRANK
OH SHIT WE /OLDASFUCKMELISANDRE/ NOW
tfw
wht the hell is happening to this thread? Is it maxing out at 999 and then deleting upper posts?
>>68689931
Season 6
>nothing happens
>find a qt white haired albeit fat woman in the wilderness
>instead of raping her senseless they offer her to their khal
Are Dothraki the ultimate cucks?
>NO RAPE
REEEEEEEE
>>68689433
GET IN HERE
>>68689858
>>68689858
Meant to quote you here
>>68689898
cant decide whether this is just shit or having this commentary running alongside trashing it eery minute is jading my viewing
also her introducing herself was mainly a bunch of bullshit she made up herself, little given to her
This season is going to be the worst isn't it?
NAME. DROP
>five best things in life
THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL GUYS
IT IS KNOWN
WHERE'S YOUR CROWN, QUEEN NOTHING?
>>68689961
Are you new?
>>68689903
I wonder if he fed them garbage on purpose so the books seem even better.
>tfw Mad Men and Sopranos is over and your stuck with this shit
it is forbidden to fuck you
how convenient
>>68666084
>Hiro likes GoT
Dropped.
>>68689963
this.
Jesus fucking Christ
WOW LITERALLY ITS ALL JUST RESOLUTION FOR ALL THE SHIT LAST SEASON
>>68689931
4 ppl already dead
>nothign happens
>>68689968
Mafia Code. Don't sleep with a member's wife.
Finally the faces.
>>68689903
>George will die before he finishes ADOS
>We will never see the true end of the story, only D&D's water down retard horseshit
not
fair
>>68689743
When?
I missed it
What civilized and understanding people :)
>>68689968
absolute low test
>>68689990
No, are you? Stickys don't work like that faggot
IM A STRONG WYMYN AND I DONT NEED TO HAVE NO KEEYIDZ
>arya shit
WHO CARES???
where the fuck is barriston selmy
>contacts
as if she didnt look enough like quasimodo
>it's a people are mean to khaleesi in another language they don't realize she speaks episode
Dorne scenes were every bit as retarded as i thouht they would be. Apparently the sneks can now travel faster than a fucking ship, and also go unnoticed into the red castle harbour while dressed like literal whores.
>>68689992
Stop... Please
Yayyy no rape
Fuck the patriachy
Oh right.
Arya exists.
Forgot about that.
Nice filler season
>>68689992
>TFW true detective is a one season wonder.
Should we pick up literature?
This is my first episode of GoT and I'm confused.
how nice of them
wtf
>>68689889
I could have sworn they said before that they'd rape or kill her because he died. I'm confused.
>whats a red head woman going to do against 40 armed men
>you haven't seen her do what i've seen her do
top kek
>>68689990
Alot of boards still don't use rolling stickies
Is white pussy hair the ebin new May may
JON SNOW
JON SNOW
JON SNOW
JON SNOW
how was she blinded?
>Oryo Stork
COCKLES
DUDE EDGY ASSASSIN GIRL LMAO BTFO
>that look of sadness regret and insecurity as Mel realizes she's not what she pretends to be
Only good part of the episode
WE LITERALLY DAREDEVIL
BRAVA
>>68690024
Yes they do, for big events like this and since Hiro got here
>Maisie wears contacts to appear blind
>Emilia can't stop eating burgers for 2 minutes
Which is the better actor, m80s?
this bitch fighting Arya is the worst actor on the show
>>68690048
Same.
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
>THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
>THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
>THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
>THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
>THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
>THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?!?! SHE JUST SAYS THAT AND HE BELIEVES HER?!?! I WANTED TO SEE HER RAPED AGAINST HER WILL! THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH!!!!!!
>beating up a blind girl
fucking kek
>>68689963
Season 6
>waffling about until the fatty finishes the next book so we don't have to think for ourselves when we write scripts
Well that was terrible
why is she blind again i forgot
SILICON VALLEY TIME NOW BOYS
WE LITERALLY DAREDEVIL NOW
>>68690042
At least her story is better that Dany
>arya
NO ONE CARES GET BACK TO KINGS LANDING YOU HACKS
we daredevil spin off now
Why the first episode was just 47 minutes?
Think you can go to Dr. Who and come crawling back here?
we daredevil now
>Cracker with a bo staff
>Barely marked face
Wow.
Show should just drop every plot except the wall because it's the only good part anymore
>it's a shrek episode.
>>68690066
MEME magic
>Stand and fight blind girl
> I can't see
No shit
Yes
Tits for no reason
>arya is gonna become daredevil
bravo
>>68690030
I care. But I'm a sucker for death gods and mystery cults.
Holy shit this episode sucked.
>>68690093
oh my god what's wrong with his face
They've turned Davos into a meme character
>The jiggling of her arms as she walks
F A T H L E S S I
>>68690048
This has to be one of the worst episodes ever put on screen tbqh.
Maise is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen
OH LOOK. THE ACTUAL PLOT IS BACK.
>>68690075
How many big events have happened since hiro got here? e.g bowie and prince deaths didn't do it.
3 MINUTES LEFT
NOTHING HAPPENED
Khaleesi so fat.
GIRLS
GIRLS EVERYWHERE
ARE WE PROGRESSIVE YET?
>It's a WOMEN over coming hardship and wrecking everyone episode
>>68690152
so's your face
so did khaleesi get stripped yet?
i just /got/ here
HIGH TEST
Totally ripoff of Daredevil
>>68690152
Prefectly plump
who /worstepisodeyet/ here
Oh thank fuck. They're ending with Jon. Oh praise Jesus
>>68690144
They got stickies on /mu/
>>68690152
How many episodes until we get to see that fat ass again?
rate the episode so far
http://www.strawpoll.me/10042112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10042112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10042112
ok i missed all the live streams by like then minutes and didnt want to watch it after that now where the hell can i watch this show
its a womyn episode
JON
O
N
>first 10 minutes advance the plot
>40 minutes of literally nothing at all
>last 10 minutes advance the plot
>repeat for 10 episodes
Good show D&D
holy shit this show sucks balls
>>68690109
Kekles. Fresh kekles.
>>68690139
Literally every character becomes a meme except Stannis
This is not arousing.
>its a women are perfect episode
OH GREAT MY FAVORITE PART OF THE EPISODE, D&D'S DESPERATE RATIONALIZATIONS FOR BEING TERRIBLE WRITERS
>>68690175
What are you? Gay?
So I still never figured it out. Why is Davos and those other faggots protecting Jon's body? Do they believe the Red Woman can actually bring him back?
So I'm assuming it's time for Jon's revival?
>>68690187
Yeah, i know, but they were hitting 2000 posts not this 999 bullshit.
>find stream
>it's dubbed in sputnik
Mutton.
u
t
t
o
n
>>68690189
emilia clarke has a no nudity contract
That was it
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THAT WAS IT
IN A FUCKING 1 HOUR EPISODE ALL WE FUCKING GET IS 10 MINUTES OF CASTLE BLACK SHIT AND THE REST IS FUCKING POINTLESS
>>68689992
Mr. Robot's actually good
SKELLY MELLY
M U T T O N
U
T
T
O
N
god damn
that was legit creepy
and yet i still felt bad for her
GRANDMA TITTIES
>>68690233
Stop triggering me. I'm quantum-sexual
Where's the fat boy? Have we seen him yet?
>>68690235
>Do they believe the Red Woman can actually bring him back?
Of course she fucking will.
Probably within the next few minutes.
Holy fucking shit that 'Old' Red Woman
OLD
L
D
>>68690104
6 minutes ads and season 5 recap
BOOBIES
tits please
THAT'S IT
HERE IT COMES
FINALLY SOME TITS LADS
ewwwww what the fuck
FINALLY FUCKING TITTIES
>sronk womyn proaganda
WE SHINING NOW
>>68690260
False. They show her being stripped in the preview.
>It will end on Alister breaking down the door and everyone drawing their swords
JUST
JON SNOW FAGS BTFO
that nasty af old hag
one red woman vs FORTY ARMED MEN
DUDE TITS
40 ARMED MEN
TITS
>copying Pirates of the Caribbean moonlight morph
Fuck yes Melly tits
>>68689567
What the fuck is the dialogue?
Grannies are my fetish
( . )( . )
WE HAVE NUDITY
>WE HAVE NUDITY WE HAVE NUDITY
>WE HAVE NUDITY WE HAVE NUDITY
>WE HAVE NUDITY WE HAVE NUDITY
>WE HAVE NUDITY WE HAVE NUDITY
>WE HAVE NUDITY
BOOBIES
Now go have sex with that dead body Melly
Glad they brought him back in the first episode and didn't drag that shit out. Jeez.
>>68690260
We've seen everything besides her white pussy hair
boobies!
>>68690279
>muh-on
PALE WHITE TITS
WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S OVER?
AFTER THAT 10 FUCKING MINUTE RECAP AT THE BEGINNING?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TIME FOR TITS
I
M
E
F
O
R
T
I
T
S
red haired women buck like goats
Imagine seeing her like that and realizing you fucked her kek
FORTY ARMED MEN
NOPE
NOP
NOPE
NOT COOL HBO
WTF
I'd hit it
lmfao
>>68690293
I'm sure she will, the question I'm asking is why Davos and those other faggots have any reason to believe it to be.
GILF
GANGBANG!
We need the shadow warriors.
>>68688765
>http://crazystream.xyz/ 2016/04/24/game-of-thrones-s06e01/
Front for wizhdsports.com
https://sitecheck.sucuri.net/results/wizhdsports.com
It's bad.
Eat shiet faggot
NO TITS
NO RAPE
NO SEX
NO COCK
NO NUDITY
NO WAR
NO INCEST
WOMEN ARE STRONG
MEN ARE WEAK XD
THIS IS SEASON 6
wat?
WITCH TITS
Literally why.
>>68690225
No body shaming of TruMelly now. She looked lovely in the leaks and people should be proud of her expressing herself at that age.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHY IS SHE OLD AND GOT GRANNY TITTIES
Does Melisandre have white pussy hair?
RED WOMAN OLD AS FUCK
HERE COMES THE TITS BOYS, GET YOUR FAPPING SOCKS AT THE READY
Davos for last good character on the show
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>it's a "the audience is probably bored at this point so lets throw in some boobs to wake them" episode
JEUSS FUCKING CHRIST
WTF
T
F
FUCK ME THAT'S GROSS
Idifosdnfsdg
Who /smellymelly/ here?
>Episode was literally one of the shortest possible run times
>50 minutes
this show is shit
>old lady titties
>they showed us old lady titties
OH GOD MY EYES
ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
You know... in spite of being batshit crazy, she's pretty cute.
aww what the fuck is that who I've been jerking off to?
EWWWWWWWWW MELLY NO GO BACK
>>68666084
first for history
not my proudest wank
>>68690322
>The highlight of the trailer will be the first episodes cliffhanger
I LOOK AWAY FOR ONE SECOND
>Just as the Lord of Light's messages to her were lies
D&D YOU DON'T KNOW FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THIS SERIES SO STOP PRETENDING YOU DO
JESUS CHRIST I HATE JEWS
>stannis tapped that
Shitty episode.
She turns into the woman from Room 237. What the hell is going on?
RATE THIS EPISODE
... What the fuck was that shit...
that episode was like 40 minutes wtf
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>68690384
She's old as fuck m8. She uses a glamour to appear young.
It's been a theory for a long time now.
at least she shaves her bush
fucking fail.
WHO /FULLYERECT/ HERE LADS
What the fuck was that episode
LITERALLY NOTHING
I'm okay with this episode, and that's from someone who suffered through the last two books.
LEMONADE PT. 2
the prince of Dorne sure as hell change his clothing really fast before dying
GOLEM
oh so that's it?
10/10
That was actually cool when you think about it.
Wow this show sucks ass.
i liked the part where nothing happened
old titties
woah
>Everyone watching that last scene
>40 armed men of the nights watch
>red woman
>20 good men and bloodhounds
>a fucking woman on a horse bound by an oath
>ramsay dual wielding swords shirtless
>da bad pussaiy
Who wins in a fight lads?
Well that was a fucking boring episode. Literally nothing happened. Might as well have been a recap episode.
Rolling stickies are the worst.
im gonna shoot my fuckin head off
ARRRGHHHHHH
This is going to be a long fucking season.
What did she mean by that?
IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING!
>>68690437
I retract my statement.
T H E VV I T C H
>dorne coup in 1 minute
>we're going to have to sit through at least two episodes of "is jon going to be revived" shit
These retards can't pace themselves.
>>68690365
i wouldnt care
>>68690221
Stannis was the one true king.
THAT'S IT??
Damn, Melisandre looks like *THAT*?!
REEE WHY THIS SHIT WAS UNDER 50MIN? FUCKING HBO JEWSSS
>>she removes the ruby
It was the fucking ruby the whole time. Plot hole central up in here.
FUCKING DROPPED
DND BRAVO LEFT US WITH SAGGY NASTY TITS
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WAITED 1 YEAR FOR 50 MINUTES OF THIS
REEEEEEE
Of course it was going to be shit you cucks
Silicon Valley s03
Silicon Valley s03
Silicon Valley s03
Silicon Valley s03
Silicon Valley s03
SHIT
>>68690402
>THE CITY OF YOU
Its official. Game of Thrones is now Walking Dead tier SHIT.
>das it mane
JUST
THAT'S FUCKING IT
That's every woman when they take their makeup off at night
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
THIS SHOW IS ABSOLUTE FUCKING GARBAGE
LMAO THAT'S THE END OF THE EPISODE
>she's not a fucking loli
>she's old
FUCK
>50 minute ep
Nah fuck that
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
FUCKINGSANDSNEKSAREATITAGAIN
FUCKINGBRIENNEOUTTANOWHERELIKEIWANTTOSTANDHEREINMYWETASSCLOTHESANDLISTENTOSOMEBULLSHITOATH
FUCKINGOLDMELLYSDRIEDUPCUNTHOLYSHIT
DUDEMUTTONLMAO
eh, i give it like 8/10.
wtf was that ending tho? so she's like a witch or something?
also, jon snow is definitely still alive.
red hair saw him in her dreams.
hurr durr white walkers
The amount of bad acting has completely overtaken the amount of good or even decent acting in the show, I don't think I'm gonna make it through this season.
that was like 50 mins , what the fuck
nothing happened
wew
Silicon Valley is next
>>68690029
>>68690029
>>68690029
>>68690480
i noticed that
tfw your formerly favourite show has gone full LOST mode.
Also please split /x/ in to /crypto/ board and /roleplayfagets/
thanks big guy
<spolier>we yakuza now</spoiler>
IT WAS SHIT, THIS SEASON WILL BE SHIT, THE SHOW IS SHIT
>FUCKING EMBARRASSING
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
>FUCKING EMBARRASSING
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
>FUCKING EMBARRASSING
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
>FUCKING EMBARRASSING
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
>FUCKING EMBARRASSING
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
>FUCKING EMBARRASSING
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
>FUCKING EMBARRASSING
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
>>68690465
Then why not glamour all the time? Seems much more spritely when she's sexy.
iszatIT
start late
finish early
top kek
Next week's episodes gonna be good
>>68690577
She'll be fine.
>>68690586
I wonder if she can turn into a loli though.
Holy fuck put the necklace back on
nice tits!
WHO ELSE /SILICONVALLEY/ HERE???
Fucking creepy
DUDE OLD PEOPLE ARE GROSS LMAO
I HAVE BEEN TROLLED
>GETTING SEXY
>FUCKING GLENMORIL WITCH
>D&D explaining their shitty writing
WE DAREDEVIL NOW
anyone screencap dem tittays?
How many times is ppl gonna die by suddenly getting stabbed in the back?
some1 make a fucking montange of all the times it happned so far
How the fuck did the whores get on the boat????
>theres no boat?
>>68690402
kek
>>68690597
>so she's like a witch or something?
I thought she was always known to be a witch.
D&D SAID THIS SEASON WAS GONNA BE THE BEST
NO WEAK EPISODES THEY SAID
>>68690407
I can't stop laughing.
Fappers literally got annihilated.
Fucking bravo D&D
meh i'd still fuck her.
shit episode
So which episode does jon get resurrected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ziqs9VCxpE
episode 2 promo
I WAITED
GUYS I WAITED AN ENTIRE YEAR
I GAVE UP MY JOB BECAUSE MY BOSS WOULDN'T LET ME GET A DAY OFF
I GAVE UP EVERYTHING TO WATCH AN OLD LADY STRIP NAKED AND SEE HER TITS
AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
who /silliconvalley/ here?
shit ending
sansa story line shouldve been extended
>>68690562
>50 MINUTES
46 on the dot minus recap
DUDE LETS SPEND 10 MINUTES RECAPPING AND MAKE THE EPISODE 50 MINUTES LMAO
>>68690600
Dillane was the last of the really good actors.
NCW is pretty good but he's got absolute shit to work with.
>>68690508
Red woman
You haven't seen her do what I've seen her do
>>68690597
she also saw stannis, who is without a head.
A WITCH! SHE IS A WITCH!!
THOSE SACRIFICES WERE FOR HER YOUTH!!!!!
>>68666084
Dorne scene was complete and utter garbage. Brienne rescue slaughter scenes are getting old.
Rest of it was passable, though
I've been saying for years that Melisandre is an old bat using glamors to make herself appear young.
>>68690620
No it will be shit just like tonights
>>68690459
Literally the worst episode so far.
>>68690577
LEWD
She doesnt even hang the dress up...?
Where the fuck is Bronn?
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>>68690508
Ramsay dual wielding swords shirtless
OH SHIT SON SHE'S A FUCKING WITCH
>Melly undresses
>unzip my dick
>I begin to start
>she transforms into a hag
that kills the boner
>>68690605
wtf
>>68666084
Lady Melissandre is a cave troll!
the first episode of the new season is always boring. haven't you learned yet?
is this fresh asshai shadow binder lore
So is she going to revive Jon Snow or fucking what.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
DRIEDUPCUNT
>>68690381
10/10
The traditional shit show business is coming back with its fucking soap. Without the books, this show is dead and burried because all this fucking scenarists write the same core crap fuckfuckfuck we had a show. they come back. they kill it.
>OLD WOMEN TITS
>STANNIS IS DEAD
>DORNE IS STILL A THING
>THE HOUND IS STILL DEAD
fuck this show.
>>68690577
>Implying you wouldn't tap that.
She should just give the necklace to john titor or whatever his name is and revive him.
LITERALLY Nothing happened in an entire hour.
Only good actors left are Mel, Davos, Theon, Jaime and Cersei. The rest are shit or have boring fucking characters. Jon Snow was a serious miscast, Dany's plot is completely irrelevant and Tyrion may as well be dead
mellys tits got bigger, they're even more perfect than before
>>68666084
I remember when nudity was one of the small little things you watched the show for, like the cherry on top of a cake.
Tits are literally the only good parts now
>>68690620
That comment gave me flashbacks to last season.
HIRO EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
>>68690680
>I GAVE UP EVERYTHING TO WATCH AN OLD LADY STRIP NAKED AND SEE HER TITS
now you know how Prince Charles feels
this show has really gone to shit. how many story lines are going on now without the plot moving forward?
>Trump runs for President
>GoT turns to shit
FUCK TRUMP
>>68690459
-1/10
So did Hiro ever come back to discuss the episode?
And down goes the Sticky.
B R A V O N O L A N
>>68690744
rip sugar tits
>>68690676
never m8
the red women can't do that
>>68690744
The shining?
>>68690506
Isn't there something you have to take of?
>>68690707
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The dialogue sounded off. This show is going to go to shit without GRRM
>Someone at the bar says we shouldn't be so judgmental to old naked bodies.
>>68689856
No they're my gf
>>68690675
Are those Pilot Biscuits?
why is there no english episode up
fucking nigger shit fuck
>>68690577
bookfags is this canon
or Dumb&Dumber fanfic?
>>68690602
autistic shit about poo in loos, wow, go back to rebbit you currynigger
>>68690804
>Trump started running before season 5
What
>>68689856
:^) No.
>>68690818
She learned how from Thoros of Myr. They specifically wrote an OC scene so that she could that.
>I remember being hyped for Stannis vs Boltons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5RHjWprJbg
>We get this as the season opening
Wow I didn't think it could be more shit than last season
SPOILERS
MAYBE?
JUST SAYING, SENPAI
kind of a lackluster episode desu
though i did like the Sansa scene and the Arya scene.
Davos is still awesome.
Ending felt very odd. I was excpecting a lot more from the Red Lady
I rate this episode No Bran/Hodor scene out of 10
who /mutton/ here?
>>68690779
Jon's actor really corpsed it up this episode
Brienne is conveintly in the right places at the right times. If they would stop writing themselves into corners they would stop needing to push this shit. The Dorne scenes were just awful. This episode honestly felt 20 minutes short because it felt nothing important happened. Welp turns out when they don't have GRRM to guide them they really are meh
>>68690866
canon i think
literally nothing happened, the show
3/10
melly's tits made it more than 1/10
melisandre confirmed to glamour Jon!
Jon Snow is dead!
>>68690508
Ramsay and his twenty good men butcher the rest including the hounds
Then the good men turn on Ramsay and get mauled before they manage to get a shirt on him
>>68690767
this
pretty much
Is there a single faction left able to fight against the white walkers?
I liked it. Nothing mind-blowing, but it was a good episode.
>>68690866
Book spoiler. Hasn't happened yet but probably will
>>68689856
im a girl ^^
>>68690815
Perhaps Hiro knew this episode was going to be shit.
>>68690705
She said that directly to him though. Then she bailed. She was probably lying to him.
>>68690744
JUST
>>68690866
No no no. The illusion necklace is. But it doesnt turn her into a Witcher Monster.
>>68690783
judging it as a show this was a 6.5/10 7/10 episode. Week 1st episode
Judging it based on the books 1/10 garbage version of drone.
>>68690797
Holy fuck 10/10
>>68689856
nah
>>68690866
hinted at canon, but never actually shown
>>68690767
>>68690916
Oh shit this would be good lol
>>68690679
wow looks like nothing will happen in this episode either... fooking hell
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68690888
JON SNOW FAGS LMAO
is that D n D fiction or is she confirmed old as fuck in the books?
>>68690798
>>68690778
>>68690749
>>68690746
>>68690717
>>68690688
>>68690672
>>68690620
>>68690608
>>68690592
>>68690592
>>68690592
Welcome back /got/. You've bee missed.
who /trollfu/ here?
>>68690866
It's been a theory which I guess is now confirmed. The books hinted to it.
>>68690992
>hinted at canon,
When?
>>68690741
Honestly I would have been better off watching that and watching a recap of this shit. Can't believe I took a break studying for finals for this shit.
>>68690889
I made that video. I'm glad you like it.
but why wait now to reveal THAT?
>>68690892
Arya scene was too short. I want to see more of her getting blind fighting training.
>>68690925
If the dragons ever go the fuck north they could probably wipe 'em out with no problem.
You'll see. There will be at least half a season of episodes before Jon is revived, if he's even going to be.
First, Sansa has to arrive. Then, all of the Tower of Joy flashback has to happen (which at this pace, and the different points of view, will take several episodes, or almost a whole dedicated one). Then, Jon's friends will at least attempt to enlist some wildlings against Alliser Thorne, and there will be at least some build up on it until it at least falls apart, or something else happens.
I don't see Jon revived before Ep. 5, with maybe a Season Finale being some confrontation at Winterfell.
>>68690960
STANNIS FUCKED, KILLED HIS OWN CHILD AND MADE HIS WIFE HANG HERSELF FOR TIT TATS MCGEE BAGS AHAHAHAHAH
>>68691035
sing me up
>>68690744
She looks like the water hag from Witcher 3
>>68684746
cool
>>68691042
Her entire character and her Mance Rayder illusion shit.
So how are they gonna rez Jon Snow?
My theory is that they will put his body on the funeral pyre, but instead of burning he'll be fine, since he's got Targaryen blood and shit.
>>68691042
Next to last Stannis chapter. She's getting out of bed or a chair or something and he's like "She moves like she's old and stiff"
It's been a while
fucking hell
Brianne got teleportation spells to arrive instanly to whomever she wants to find
>Wait an entire year to see what Doran's plan was
>Also wanted to see what would happen to Trystane
>Both immediately killed by the sand snakes
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>68690269
>fags r us, good
>>68690960
they should have done a WAYYY better first episode, this was SHIT. and i saw old hag tits.. WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SAY OLD HAG TITS?!
Also the troll girl is blind, idk why but i find blind eyes hot.
>>68690844
One day your body will be old tbqhm9
>>68691142
>already dead
>he'll be fine
Yeah, sure.
>>68691097
what Dragons?, two are in a fucking dungeon and the other is probably choosing a mountain to hide gold.
>>68691142
Melly will glamour herself to look like him
WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET A TORRENT IN ENGLISH
>>68691042
melly looks like she is 20something in the books
yet she thinks to herself that she has practiced fire magic for "years beyond counting"
Fuck this, I'm going back to my shitty Mayoiga threads on /a/
>>68691164
dues ex brianne to the rescuuueeee!!!
>>68690658
yes my question! How did the sneks get from the dock with Ellaria to the boat with trystane?
>>68690269
Lol it's a Fight Club rip-off they even put a cover of "Where is my mind" in the 9th episode
dany gained a good 15 lbs within a day eh
>>68691142
targaryens aren't immune to fire
>>68690884
Pls. I have a big penis and lots of money
>>68690938
Pls marry me
>>68690990
Pls. I'm a big guy
EVERY EPISODE SHOULD BE FUCKING CHOCKFULL OF ACTION AND KILLING AND PLOTTWISTSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus Christ guys, it was a season premiere.
>>68691294
Take me with you, I hate it here.
>>68691171
Comeon, you had to have seen that coming.
Even the 2 vs 1 for Trystane. you`d have to be mentally retarded not to expect a spear through the back.
>>68691142
He will arise as a white walker and conquest westeros.
*BURPPP* but you need the bad pussy!
Well that was the most feminist thing I've ever seen
Dialogue and pacing is way off. I thought they would recover from S5. Nope guess the show being lackluster will be the new norm without GRRM's lead to follow.
>>68691097
yup would love to see more blind fighting also, just like what it potentially builds into. She got like what, 1 minute screen time. Very good minute though, better than some.
>>68691142
>Aerion
>Viserys
They sure weren't immune to hot things. You'll remember Jon burned his hand in season 1.
I never saw dead Stannis. Is this confirmed?
>>68690992
I thought it was hinted that she's a fire wight
>>68691193
still better than gay shit though
>>68691171
lel
>>68691372
The director confirmed it.
tfw no qt redhead gf
>>68690578
THAT'S FUCKING WHAT?
>>68691326
>People will actually defend this episode
smh2bqh
>>68691372
No, he isn't confirmed dead
>>68691359
They are imune to fire when it's fucking plot convenient.
>>68691372
they never showed the body of the hound.
he`s still out there, living the dream and hanging out with stannis.
>>68691350
Why, S5 won all the Emmys :^)
DUDE TITS LMAO
>>68691326
Every episode should at least be written in a manner that isn't reminiscent of a CW superhero show but with tits and gore.
>>68691372
the official HBO guide of Got confirmed Stannis dead but not Jon dead, so Stannis is beyond dead.
>Wah my aunt was killed
>So I'll kill my cousin in retaliation
Great writing, I'm sure Oberyn would be proud
>>68691423
Literally everyone also confirmed Jon is dead, even though we all know he is gonna come back one way or another.
But yeah, Stannis is likely kill.
11/10
>Strong Dornish womans
>Bad poosy
>tits
>mature tits
This episode had it all!
NEW THREAD
>>68690700
>>68690700
>>68690700
NEW THREAD
how the fuck is the political situation in the city of dorne now???
>>68691326
R3ddit has arrived to defend their meme show
>>68691326
You're >implying that this show is not a part of a fucking series that we have been watching for years. We don't need a fucking season premier buildup. We are quickly approaching the end of the series and dummy&dipshit still need to wrap up ALL of the storylines and ALL of the characters with possibly only one more full season to go.
We don't have time for fucking dilly-dallying.
>>68691312
Yeah pretty much this.
>>68689526
>season 10 grand finale
>Prince Bashir suddenly walks into the final battle
>knight turns around
>JULIAN?!
>Sorry, Miles, but I wanted to see how it ended!
>Well alright then, but I've got to get back to ops soon--I need to depolarize the trans-phased power inducer coupling matrices. So be quiet, okay?
>Of course, Miles
>>68690548
underrated
>>68691454
The only one that was ever shown being immune to fire was Dany. Every other Targ has never shown to possess immunity to fire. Half of them fucking roasted alive at the Tragedy of Summerhall.
>>68691527
I fucking hate dorn. Thanks for reminding me
Mary Sue conveniently in the right place to save Sansa
Sandcunts just assassinate Doran and Trystane in a heartbeat
Daenerys gets an entire scene that doesnt push her plot at all its just to write in that she won't get raped so people dont have to worry or imagine that shes getting brutally gangraped by the dothraki
Feminazi/10 episode
>You will never be tied up and have your cock milked by the sand snakes
Why live?
>>68691531
>thinking anyone is gonna go to your shit bread over based hiroshima's bread
So they made Arya blind, threw her out and proceed to beat her with a stick every day. I'm ok with this.
>>68691662
>posting in a dying thread
>>68691326
It was dull anon I'm sorry
>>68689536
I dont get it.. all 4 of the sneks stood at the Dorne harbor when Jamie Tristan Myrcella left with the boat?! How can they be in King's Landing now? Did they just sail behind them the whole way?
>>68691636
>implying that she won't get fucked by all their horses
>>68691326
That's what they said last season
and the season before that
and the season before that
>>68691343
I thought all the Sand Snakes were still in Dorne. I wasn't expecting them to be on the ship.
I'm much more pissed about Doran's death anyway. What a cheap way to get rid of a character with huge potential for the sake of Ellaria Bland and the Sex Sneks. Fucking kill me.
>>68691501
Where's that guide? I need to know where The Hound stands
>>68690927
bait harder m8
Well that was a shit episode.
Literally nothing of interest happens:
No one cares about dorne.
Everyone knows that marcela is dead
3 seconds is all it takes to talk about Stannis being dead
Arya scenes were meh
No bran
No dragons
Davos was nice
Sansa and Pod Scene was nice
THERE WAS NO FLASH BACK
THERE WAS NO SWORD IN THE MORNING
THERE WAS NO MAD KING
This episode should have been 1hour long. We need all the bullshit, but there was no grip to make it even.
This cunts think they can make shit episodes, because there is a solid fan base.
This episode could have been 35 minutes long and no one would be able to see the diference.
>>68691723
>not waiting ITT for the promised /got/ gf's
might as well go back to /lgbt/ homo
>>68691744
Valid point. I dont understand either.
Perhaps they are super fast water snakes and swam to the boat?
>>68691326
A season premiere where nothing fucking happens.
If Dorne does go to war they will get crushed, just like Stannis and the North.
Fuck Dorne, no one cares about that shit.
>>68691631
Yes and Dany was fire immune 1 time, when it was plot conventient.
I am 95% sure that is gonna happen to Jon too. It would tie all the foreshadowing and hints togheter nicely if they reveal that he's a Targaryen by him getting ressurected by fire.
GUYS OBERYN DIED LETS KILL HIS BROTHER. The dorne scenes are a literal waste of time. They are filled with poor decisions, shit dialogue and shock moments. Please GRRM finish the last books dammit.
>>68691466
>doesn't know how the emmys work
shows never win for the year the deserved to. therefore they get it at some other point, like season 5
>>68691810
search for "Game of Thrones: The Noble Houses of Westeros: seasons 1-5"
>>68691326
>A season premiere should be dull
m8
>>68692004
I honestly hope Dorne gets glassed by dragonfire once Dany decides to actually get to fucking Westeros. All Dorne scenes are shit.
The only good plot lines so far are King's Landing and the North. Everything else is boring or shit (Dorn)
>>68692004
people use the phrase "waste of time" a lot to describe some of the more filler-y stuff in this show, and most of the time it's a silly exaggeration
but with dorne it's absolutely correct
it is in fact wasted time
i mean you can literally alt-tab and not miss any important plot elements or anything interest, enjoyable, or impressive
it just literally might as well not be there
>>68692004
They messed-up Dorne's plot so bad...
>>68691048
This picture mah sides
>>68691874
>No dragons
That's a good thing
who /briansa/ here
>>68692162
Honestly, just Dorn sucks donkey ass.However the sceen with the cockless dude they always comment on and mr drinking problem had a boring conversation
Did the Dothraki banter feel too reddit to anyone else?
These men are suposed to be savages, not fucking Seinfeld and Constanza.
>>68689732
Bruh liking Stannis is the most normie shit there is. They sell Stannis the Mannis t-shirts at the mall
Loving all the Russian uploads, where the fuck are the English ones
Jaime and Bronn didn't turn the boat around? They didn't confront Doran after the fucking princess lay dead?
The sand snakes SWAM after Trystane (who was on his way to take a seat on the small council), used some 20 good men invisibility type shit, killed Trystane (who appeared unsurprised they just fucking crashed his boat) and left and jumped overboard?
Avenging Oberyn by killing his beloved brother and nephew? Hahaha, that'll really show those dastardly Lannisters!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE?
>>68688738
So even though you hate it you've 'forced' yourself to watch it over and over.
What a fucking useless loser you must be, just grow a pair and make a decision for yourself.
Sex and the City was popular too, I guess you'll have to force yourself to watch that too.
>>68691874
Jesus christ you're a gay.
>>68692564
Ye they would have turned the boat around... IF THEY WANTED TO GET KILLED TOO!
What, are you stupid?
>>68692430
this
>>68691871
Just my opinion. Didn't feel like a season opener, but it wasn't bad. Pretty average for a GoT episode. Kind of disappointed with Dorn since I just don't care about that plotline. The dude and his son dying didn't have any impact whatsoever.
Dorne was garbage as usual, no surprise there. The rest was pretty good, I enjoyed the Davos scenes.
>>68692564
GRRM just wanted an excuse to have Jaime lead an army and slaughter countless dornishmen, and have the audience feel that he's justified in doing so,
So we all agree if there was no Dorn and Danny plot line was all memes than the episode would have been passable?
>>68692642
>IF THEY WANTED TO GET KILLED TOO!
What, are you stupid?
Killed by who? The Sand Snakes? As far as Bronn and Jaime knew it was them and only them responsible for the murder.
>>68692642
They were literally right out the harbor when Myrcella started convulsing. They'd fucking turn around
>>68692796
Yes
>no greyjoys
>no bran
>no white walkers
wew m8 just bore my shit up
>>68692826
>>68692807
For all Jaime knew they could have 10-15 guys there ready to fight.
And we know he's got low confidence in his left handed fighting.
So yeah Jaime will do the smart thing and not get himself killed too, so he can come back with an army.
Being Cersei is suffering.
>>68692879
those are literally the 3 most boring storylines still in the show
Soooo, about those /got/ gf's....
>>68690548
Can someone make an IMAGINE pasta with Stannis' PoV instead of Ahnold?
>>68692564
>Avenging Oberyn by killing his beloved brother and nephew? Hahaha, that'll really show those dastardly Lannisters!
I don't want to defend this underwhelming episode, but they did that to give a reason to the Dornish to start a war against the Lannisters. Obviously, they will blame his death on Cersei and friends.
>>68693314
>Obviously, they will blame his death on Cersei and friends.
At the rate that D&D are trying write quality for Dorne I really doubt they'll go that far. Probably more like "Neh, we just don't like anyone north of us. We gonna war now, see?" and that'll be it.
>>68693448
Where the fuck is the Dorne plotline going? Do they seriously think fucking DORNE has a chance against a Lannister/Tyrell alliance?
>Oberyn gets himself killed despite having an overwhelming advantage against the mountain in a legal Trial by Combat
>"AVENGE HIM DORAN! KILL MYRCELLA!
>gets told to fuck off because Dorne is in no position to wage a war against the rest of the fucking country
>kills Myrcella, Doran, and Trystane, angering not only the Lannisters but their own fucking countrymen, since they just killed off the LAST HEIRS TO HOUSE MARTELL
>this is somehow a completely viable, sensible option
what the fuck
>next episode will be fucking Bran
two weeks until we see Jon corpse again
>>68693569
This. I would actually be happy if bran froze to death years ago.
>>68693569
Whats wrong with Bran? Maybe we will get to see the Tower of Joy scene. That alone would be worth it.
OK well that wasn't terrible.
Trystane's death scene was the only really bad part. Like, I'm not even sure how the showrunners want us to view the sneks at this point. Are we supposed to like them? Are we supposed to favour their actions or oppose them? God fucking knows we don't give a shit about them as people, so all that's left is cheering or booing. I honestly can't tell which we're supposed to be doing.
The rest was basically fine. Davos at the wall is the most compelling storyline so far, no surprise.
>>68689395
'something I didn't like happens! This is the fault of the patriarchy'
Pretty solid writing for a female character actually
>>68693314
>>68693559
Or they already have the support of most of the country and just want to remove the people who're stopping them from going to war.
Well, we don't know whether they (Dorne) know it or not, but I doubt the Tyrells would want to help out the Lannisters after they got the queen and Loras imprisoned, and the Lannisters aren't exactly in the greatest of positions right now (Family fued between Cersei and her uncle, losing control of the populace in King's Landing, being broke, Roose's mutiny, etc)
>>68693704
It's just a bunch of undeveloped characters offing other undeveloped characters. Who the fuck cares?
>>68693704
Sneks bad gals now. We want Jaime to slaughter each and every one of the cunts.
Bron can kill the "bad pussy" one. Give him a quip about how he likes good kitties best.
>>68693559
Exactly. They're just angsty angry bitches, acting like angsty angry bitches for the sake of being angsty angry bitches. They had no forethought, were warned about their actions by their fucking ruler and said "NOPE FUCK THAT. WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED RULERS" killed him, and are now royally fucked.
I'm hoping the Night's King wins, come down Dorne, give them each a cold slap so hard that he breaks all of their necks.
