Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that the season 6 premiere of Game of Thrones was awful?
Literally Nothing Happens: The Episode
Yes.
>>68690700
shitposting already?
No.
I'm ready to write off the entire season as s5 tier trash tbqh.
>>68690700
Yes it was awful, just a reminder of how D&D can't write dialogue to save their fucking lives.
>Here let me tie up two loose ends, throw Sand Snake coup into two minutes, and cock tease everyone, but lol, this hot chick is actually old and nasty!
>>68690854
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>68690700
season 5 ep10 should have been ep9, and this ep should have been ep10.
>>68690700
Yes, and I'm not even a bitter nerd like most of you fags
>take actual good characters from the books
>murder them to shoehorn in your retarded storylines
>>68690700
Ending was hilarious though.
still as shit as s5 also they seem to be going full le girl power, sex with man and woman so progressive, khaleesi fat and proud
It's going to get better...
...right? Guys?
>dorne scenes
>khaleesi scenes
>cersei scenes
>margaery scenes
>tyrion scenes
>arya scenes
All the people who died this episode were men. All by the hands of women.
>Let me avenge my lover by murdering his entire family!
>no CIA
DROPPED
Is this a fucking surprise? Game of Thrones is always useless for the first 5 episodes of the season, they they actually get the ball rolling and spend some fucking money in the second half.
The only difference this season IMO is that fucking George would've paced it so that these 'revelations' were 4 episodes.
The dorne scenes and the final scene were quite bad. Is the Red Queen a gremlin, or is that just her imagination?
I had to watch the shit with russian subs
What happens during the dany scenes?
>>68690700
They killed Bashir/Giaus.
Why do they kill every remotely enjoyable person.
Is this their plan for dealing with the fact that Emilia cant act is ugly and is just getting fatter?
Make everyone around her look worse?
>>68691127
And yet you cucks will keep watching and giving it attention anyway.
>>68691127
reek killed a guard.
to save sansa.
Not trying to meme here but it was pretty bad. The dialogue and plot is fucking soap opera tier.
>did you ever fuck a girl with white pussy hair
>only when i fucked your grandma
>tfw I thought that the Dothraki was talking about letting dogs fuck her at first
really dissapointed tbqh senpaitachi
>>68690979
exactly
>>68691200
basically she says she was married to khal drogo, they cant fuck a khals widow, they say they r taking her to where the khal widows live their end days
>>68691198
Youre really fucking retarded if you couldnt put 2 and 2 together and realize her choker is what is keeping her young
>>68690700
>now that the dust has settled
The dust has just been kicked up, OP. Give it some fucking time.
Also maybe.
>>68691200
A bunch of shit talking and the reveal that she has to go to Vaes Dothrak and sit on a "Khal Widow Council."
>white pussy hair
>>68690700
it was pretty boring and uneventful
and the dorn stuff is just pitiful
who are these sand people? why should i care? why does their political system consist of an old man, his son and his crazy wife? where are the advisors, the depth, the stories?
pretty boring in general. did not like. would not re-watch. easily one of the worst episodes of the entire series.
It was pretty mediocre. The John Snow stuff was fine but that Dorne storyline is just awful. It needed more of the Sansa stuff (also is Stannis still alive?)
>You don't have to be smart to be fucked in the ass
WHERE'S MY BODY YOU FUCKING HACKS
>HEY DABID
>DABID, LISTEN
>DABID I WONDER IF DANYS PUSSY HAIR IS WHITE LMAO XD ROFL
>LOL NO BUT MAYBE UR GRANDMAS IS XD
>>68691127
Is Theon trans now?
Does that count as transitioning?
Has a tranny plot line snuck up on us?
Scene of jaime jerking off with his prosthetic hand when?
>>68691254
I usually rip on GoT for being too fucking slow paced, but jesus now that the writers can have it their way this really shines through
>seeing a beautiful girl for the first time is among the top five most enjoyable things in life
>banter
>shit actually happens
>OMG SHIT EPISODE REEEEEEE
you guys are idiots
>dust
>settled
I thought it was pretty good...Sets up things going forward at least
>Dorne ready to fuck shit up
>Lannisters ready to fuck shit up too
>Tyrion trying to unfuck shit up
>Arya already fucked up
>Wall about to erupt
What the fuck happened to the blood hounds that were hunting Sansa / Reek?
They literally just fucking disappeared in that scene. One minute they're there, the next they're gone, and as far as I recall no one killed them.
Waiting for episode 2 leaks now.
C'mon guys, make that happen
>dorne
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>68690700
WHAT IS WITH THIS SHOW AND KILLING INTERESTING CHARACTERS?
I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW IT ALWAYS DID THAT, BUT THERE'S BARELY ANYONE INTERESTING LEFT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68691200
>dude imma tap that albino pussy so hard it turns blue
>>fuck you i was khaleesi
>>well shit sorry, its disrespectful to fuck a widow
>ok take me back
>>lolno, you're going to hang out with the other widows bitch
>>68691330
That wasnt his wife that was his sister in law
>>68690700
does jon get ressurected?
>>68691134
Just proves you cannot trust women.
>>68691198
Why the fuck did she take it off? No way shes been doing that all along for sleep and never getting caught. Plus she barely sleeps in the books and when she does its probably by a fire in a chair.
>>68691366
Kill yourself nigger. Dorne is some of the worst writing I have ever seen.
>More meme dialogue
Is Jon back yet or nah
>>68691390
The only thing that really happened was brienne finding sansa
>>68691345
>next episode she just casually mentions in an off hand conversation she killed stannis
>no flash back even shown
>>68690700
....That was an incredible premier.
Literally why do ANY of you watch this show if all you do is sling shit?
Positive
>Top bantz from my man Davos
>Roose/Ramsay bantz
>Dothraki being super chill niggas
>Theon/Sansa sequence
The Shit
>Dorne
>Seriously
>Who wrote this shit
>What the fuck
>Haha
>Essos plot
>Dorne
>DUDE SNAKES LMAO
Reminder D&D said this was gonna be the best season ever
Reminder they said no weak episodes
>>68691354
>seeing beatiful woman naked is the best thing
>hurr durr what about killing and shit
>ok it's second :DDD
how far have the got fallen
>great tier
castle black
>good tier
king's landing
braavos
>meh tier
winterfell
>shit tier
dorne
meereen
dothraki
>>68691012
>you'll never be Aegon I
>>68691468
Slut in law, 2bh.
>>68691421
they birthdays got snatched off camera by strong independt woman knight
>>68691127
Except Theon killed that dude in the woods
Theory disproved.
>Dornish plot
>>68690700
I liked it ending was dumb But over all i liked it
>>68691305
>You dont have to be smart to get fucked in the ass!
>>68691523
this to be honest familia
idk why i always come back here. You fuckers litterally complain about every single film or show that comes out. And if its good and popular then you guys will hate it for that. Fuck off and watch the show you dipshits, wtf were you expecting, it was the first episode.
>no Bronn
>>68690700
You know when things are fucked up when literal leader assassinations are not the highlight of the episode, but rather a 2 minute thing.
Jesus, I feel like I have adhd. Can't I just get a slow focus on one storyline? Too much stuff happening too fast with no tension, OR sense
>>68691523
>arya plot
>good
Shit tier with the rest.
>mfw /r/gameofthrones loved the episode
>>68690700
No, it had anything that was needed. Mostly a recap from S5 and then one reveal in the end. Episode 2 is where the shit really starts.
>>68690979
From story telling perspective yes but the show is fucking long and people are fucking dumb, so they need a reminder.
>>68691509
This.
3/10 overral, could be passable if it was in the middle of the season, but as an opener, it's shit
>>68691516 this as well, that joke literally ruined the moment.
>>68691541
I'm still waiting for Theon to get his cock back, That was a step in the right direction
C'MON DUDES, WHERE ARE MY EPISODE 2 LEAKS?!
>>68691541
Theon is a tranny tho
>>68691507
WE DESERVE A FUCKING BODY
Someone post a webm of the ending.
>it's good meat, feed her to the dogs
How much more /edgy/ can GoT get?
It's so fucking corny and cheesy
there were multiple moments where I went "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" out loud
the dialogue is pathetic, they're not even trying anymore.
>>68691479
That's it. We see she bathes with it, and on the off chance she sleeps she probably slept with it. Was probably the first time Melly had seen herself in decades.
Every single fucking stream was broken and awful so I only got to watch about half the scenes. Pretty shitty from what I saw.
>>68691513
>Dorne
WHY? WHO WOULD WRITE THIS SHIT AND THINK IT IS GOOD?
>47 minutes
yes
what fucking happened to 60 minute episodes every week from HBO shows?
>>68691541
>theon cockless greyjoy
>not a woman
>>68691335
>(also is Stannis still alive?)
I assumed he was but honestly they are killing off all the men.
Lord commander would have a vag by now if there were any women there.
>not a single screencap of Meli's tits
not the old fart, obviously
WAIT A MINUITE
>>68691509
Davos was the only good thing.
The entire show should just be the adventures of Davos.
Hell the entire books should just be the adventures of Davos.
everything in dorne fucking sucks, everything with dany fucking sucks
>>68691523
I would put braavos in the meh tier, but overall I agree.
>>68691604
remember when the first episode of a season was supposed to be good to draw the viewer in?
I want all the sand snakes to be killed asap
except the one with nice tits she can stay
>>68691523
good post
interesting how the good tier are the scenes that lasted a minute each
>>68690700
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literally they butchered the martel plot
>>68691604
>wtf were you expecting, it was the first episode.
Something entertaining?
WHERE CAN I GET A TORRENT IN ENGLISH?
>been waiting a year for this
>it's shit
I'm gonna kill myself
Merlings when?
Maybe she put her remaining years into the necklace and is gonna put it on Jon Snow coz she wasn't wearing necklace in bath scene.
>>68691258
it's like they hired the american pie writers for this season
>D1: So people say the Dorne storyline in season 5 sucked droopy tits, what are we going to do about it?
>D2: Lets fuck their shit up
>>68691516
possibly the worst written dialogue in the show so far
who played the troll? like i want real names
>>68691508
Because there's even worse garbage out there.
>>68691698
BRAVO D AND D
IT WAS AN OK 3/5 EPISODE
MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
A SLOW START AND THE DORNE SHIT IS FUCKING ABHORRENT
ALSO THE SPARROW SHIT IS BORING AS FUCK LMAO
:>)
Mary Sue conveniently in the right place to save Sansa
Sandcunts just assassinate Doran and Trystane in a heartbeat
Daenerys gets an entire 1/6th of the episode scene that doesnt push her plot at all its just to write in that she won't get raped so people dont have to worry or imagine that shes getting brutally gangraped by the dothraki
Feminazi/10 episode
>>68691200
Basically Dany is a strong, independent woman who don't need to babies.
>>68691604
>>68691614
thought i will sortve agree with this. I like it when they focus more on one set of peoples storyline per episode rather than giving everyone 5 minutes. Same thing bothered me with walking dead when they all split up for a season
>Top tier
North
Castle Black
>Middle tier
Dothraki
>Shit tier
Mereen
Braavos
KL
>Dorne tier
Dorne
>dorne plot
>lmao you are not our king, lets kill everyone
what the fuck was going on there and why was Oberyn the only likeable Dornish character?
>An amazing city with endless development potential such as Braavos
>gets wasted on meme Arya scenes
W H Y
the series will age badly.
>>68690700
The stuff at Castle Black was still good.
what's the point of kiling those dorne guys again. whose storyline will it merge
>>68691362
While he watches Cersei take BBC? And laugh at him cause she might have children who survive now?
>Those tits at the end though
Oh lawdy I have a chubby
So, Jon Snow's going to be revived while Ramsay is sieging Castle Black, and is going to storm out in front of a united wildling group and going to win in single combat?
Why do you guys continue to watch this shit?
A lot of you would probably even agree that the show isn't even good at all.
>Aero Hotah
>Massive giga-nigga who is literally bred to be a bodyguard and to fuck people up
>Killed by a 14 year old girl
HAAH WAAWI am aware Hotah is not giga-nigga in the books
>>68691604
You actually thought that was good? Literally some of the worst dialogue in the show so far, and that's saying something.
>>68691698
hol up nigga
>>68691236
/thread
/tvshow
/life
>mfw the episode ended
>>68691698
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
>>68691509
Dorne was much, much worse in the books. The whole Dorne and Iron Islands shit is pure filler.
>>68691745
>Let me stab you in the back with a half inch knife, killing you instantly!
How is everything Dorne so shit?
I actually LIKED the Dorn storyline in the books!
How? She was naked without a necklace here,
>>68691698
AHAHA
>>68691698
>Not already knowing that D&D are demigod-level hacks
I still think they're aliens infiltrated here to ruin all human joy and provoke mass suicide.
Just wait for the series finale whenBriennegets the throne
>>68691421
Blot holes galore!
>>68691698
What!!!!!
>>68691698
HAHAH
>>68691604
iktf
I agree it wasn't the best opener, but it needed to cover a lot, and I certainly was entertained. we'll see where it goes.
>>68691698
fucking hilarious
The acting was shit.
The writing was absolute shit.
D&D are hacks.
>>68691698
maybe it has nothing to do with that necklace. She just wanted to bare herself first and then show her true form
>>68691789
>Dornish character
>likeable
pick none.
did nobody noticed how the prince of Dorne's clothes changed before dying?
They're still trying way too hard with the STRONG LADIES thing and as someone who would really like to see some hot women kicking ass, it's fucking embarrassing to watch scenes with the sand snakes.
I did like seeing Sansa give the same speech to Brienne that Catelyn did, though. That was cool and Davos was cool. Everything else was awful.
>>68690700
What was wrong with it?
Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped. Dropped.
>>68691698
DELETE THIS
>>68691698
>>68691504
Doran and his son getting stabbed was pretty major, now Dorne will go to war with the Lannisters.
>>68691402
>>Wall about to erupt
I feel like they cant let it erupt. Jon has to come baqck to stop it.
Honestly how can it make it through this.
>implying dialog
Who else checked out mid ways and half paid attention while shit posting?
>>68690700
I fix that pepe 4U i recommend you to NEVER post your version again, good night
yfw D+D are now literally ripping off the Wheel of Time to write Kelly C's storyline
>>68691127
most TV series have awful portrayal of men, what's new?
>>68691698
>mfw
>>68691698
Watch that fucking scene, potions can extend her glamour without the gem necklace. If you want to bitch about shit it's Dorne
>>68691836
and killed by a dagger just like barristan
>>68691865
Anklet. Watch closely.
My stream kept fucking cutting out
Does anyone have a link to the leaked video in full? Or any upload?
>>68691402
Fuck dorne
>Season 1: Hope the Lannisters get skinned alive.
>Season 6: Hope the Lannisters skin the Dornish alive.
>>68691120
tfw you realise you don't care about any of the plotlines anymore, and keep watching just 'cause
>>68691698
Kek
It was objectively pretty good. I hope Headey gets some award recognition this year.
>YOU'RE SUCH A GREEDY BITCH
sooo sassy and empowered!!
>>68691698
>>68691865
Does she have the necklace when she's boning Gendry?
Can they just drop Arya's story already?
> Its the final episode of GoT ever.
> Dorne is marching on Kings Landing from the north
> Bolton is marching on kings landing from the north
> Reanimated John snow is flying on a huge crow controlled by Brann and he is coming to kings landing
> Danyeris is riding on the back of Drogon and Tyrion is on the back of Raegal. Her army is in boats and they are almost at kings landing too.
> Cerci and Jaime stand ready to defend with the Lannister/Tyrell army and the kings guard too
>they are about to clash
The screen goes back
>Suddenly in meat spin fashion, a completely nude George r r Martin is onscreen helicoptering his small penis in circles.
> screen goes black.
How do you feel knowing this will actually be the end of the thrones series?
>>68691672
>bathes with it
Lies.
>>68691834
Why would RamJam siege when he just needs 20 Good Men(tm)?
>>68690854
Yeah of course you are you hack contrarian faggot.
>>68691421
Killing dogs on screen makes people sad probably.
>>68691421
god damnit now this is all
i can think about
Why is this show so shit?
I mean say what you will about The Walking Dead but at least it usually has great eventful premieres that get you hyped for the rest of the season.
>>68691698
nice shot
>>68690700
Yes.
>that dothraki comedic relief
>>68691745
2 meters tall muscle nigger gets stabbed in the back with a butter knife
>dies instantly
fuck this fucking shit
>>68691421
They were obviusly scared of podrick's cock and the blonde Valkirie of death.
>>68691970
LEL clutching at straws mate
they fucked up
this episode fucking SUCKED DICK
retardation all around with varying degrees of ass (with the spic faggots at dorne being the worst offenders)
The Sandsnakes have to be some sort of meta mary sue parody or something.
>>68691865
Stannis Wife is so drunk off the Rhollor Koolaid that she always see her as smoking hot, even without the glamour
>>68691698
What am I supposed to see?
I'm going to assume Melisandre's giving up her life to somehow bring Jon back. Azor Ahai born from the funeral pyre or some shit.
>>68691698
So Roose is going to die within 2 episodes, right.
>>68691529
Aegon was a pleb. Daemon Blackfyre is patrician tier.
>>68691698
JUST
>>68691421
They were too good to put up with being in a shit episode
>>68691939
i kept hoping it would get better and something would happen
>mfw it ended like 10 minutes early as well
>>68691085
I feel like that's why Cersei is always portrayed as tragic in GoT, rather than evil.
I feel like tomorrow at work there will be nothing to talk about at the lunch table except how nothing of note happened.
>>68691865
Because shitty writers that hopped the fat bastard to finish the book so they had material instead of coming up with shit themselves.
>>68691479
she's completely disillusioned/depressed about her red god belief since in the books she always only "sees snow" when looking for other things all along... in the books she never sleeps. i think she just says fuck everything and wants to take a long sleep, and hasnt seen herself in years
i
>>68692046
But Jon stays standing while he gets stabbed by 8 inch daggers repeatedly... Ok.
>>68691236
Fucking kill yourself m8. Take your triggered sjw horseshit to tumblr you fucking faggot.
>white pussy dabid
>>68692107
to bernie or a sand snek
>>68692073
>Witch doing witch things
>clutching straws
Nah. I am mad about Dr. Bashir m8
>>68692032
The Walking Dead is usually ok when it sticks to the source material, same with GoT
so surprise surprise when D+D tries to do their own thing it ends up being shit
Why the fuck are we adding Dorne? We've no Blackfires to even try to add shit
>>68691865
LITERALLY
>Friendly reminder that people somewhere thought the current Dorne storyline was better than trying to make a Queen, a disgraced Kingsguard killing himself, and fucking Darkstar.
>Someone unironically thinks Bad Pussi & The Sneks is a good storyline.
>>68692093
She is not wearing the magic necklace and looks cool.
>>68691475
Not yet but inevitably. His body was sitting there on the table in alot of screen time. Also he might be ghost.
>>68691672
>>68692011
Shes still using the magic though. The necklace in the books blocks poison. Also the show since that scene still happened.
Bet shes dropping the glamour to power up for a resurrection. Shell sacrifice herself to bring him back.
How did that fat cunt dany get access to so much makeup? Her face was fucking caked.
>fatleesi was made to walk to Vaes Shitraki because she didnt tell her captors that she's Khal Drogo's widow
>instead of losing weight from walking all that distance she gained weight
>>68691861
>I actually LIKED the Dorn storyline in the books!
>>68692157
>talking about little known tv shows in public
goddamn youre a fucking loser
>>68690935
>i can write better and I'm wearing a fedora
>>68691713
not for nothing but i feel like the first episode for everyshow never really drew me in and made me want to watch the next episode right away. breaking bad being the exception. even this show i didnt really start to actually get into it till like the end of the first season, when i wanted to see joffery get what was coming to him
>>68691012
>>68691529
>>68692121
>fucked both of his sisters
wow he's twice the man Jaime is
Official show bro's
Davos
Dolorous Edd
Bronn
>>68691290
She's taken it off before, retard.
>>68690776
>Literally Nothing Happens: The Episode
So was all the stuff in "leaks" bullshit then?
>>68692225
DARKSTAR is better than WE R SNAD SANKES
>>68692046
to either bernie or a sand snek
>>68691865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU1r03wst_8
FULL SCENE
MAYBE SELYSE SEES HER AS SHE ACTUALLY IS? LOOK HOW SHE IGNORES HER
>>68690949
>Last episode of the season
>Steven Seagal is introduced as a holy mage/warrior/monkey king
>instantly invades Dorne and snatches all the motherfucker birthdays
Honestly the only way to save this show
i'm just going to say yes so that I fit in with /tv/ because instead of watching the episode I was shitposting, and tomorrow i'll be back at my wageslave job and realize my life isn't as grand as game of thrones
>>68692283
didn't the leaks confirm the dorne coup?
SHEL SILVERSTEIN ACTUALLY YOU FUCKING KEK
>>68691529
Jamie's personal hero obviously.
>>68691970
lol, d&d have fucked up countless times. If you want to defend this shows errors, youve got a lot of work to do.
There were power lines in one of the nights watch scenes a few seasons back ffs.
>>68692209
My name is Ellaria Dorkstar, I am of the bad pussy wmnyn
I thought S5 was so bad because D&D didn't want to go too far ahead of the books in one season. This episode shows the show will become subpar without the direction of GRRM. Hopefully the lardass sees this and is motivated to start finishing the books.
>>68691481
Pretty sure he was complaining about it all being so slow.
Also Dorne is fucked with these crazy bitches.
Also they are a walking fucking crazy bitch stereotype like book Cersei. Why is this not offensive.
>>68692244
Podrick
Book Jaime
>>68691884
>>68691604
the place you're looking for is here friends
>>>/r/eddit
that's where they give people the benefit of the doubt when they don't deserve it
>>68692085
it's all mary sue's now, no deep or realism to anything.
Sansa/Sophie acting......................
>>68691745
Giga Nigga getting bitch killed like this is bullshit, I'm more mad about him than Doran.
>jon is never coming back
>if he does itll be hom as jon, not as a targaryen or the next incarnation of azor ahai because those would be actually good decisions
>instead itll be "LOL HES BACK LOLOL WE SURE TROLLED YOU GUIZE BAHA HAHAHA TROLLEDDD WHAT A CLIFFHANGER"
>>68691421
you can't kill doges on a christian tv show
>>68692212
Well you just need to be in the vicinity of the necklace for the glamour to work. She manages to make Mance into Rattles and vice versa while also keeping her own glamour up. I know Mance wears it in his Rattles disguise, but Rattles did not have it when he was glamoured up as Mance.
>>68692324
she is just timid
>>68692005
yes. I've watched that seen many times, I would know
>>68691698
This doesn't mean anything. Her power could have been linked to Stannis/Snow or some shit.
>>68692261
It's the context of the scene, the choker becomes a different color so there is a significance in it. Youre not wrong. D&D are probably just retarded
>>68691491
Nah
>>68692225
The Dorne story line in the books is different than the show ya know.
>>68692337
confirmed the whole episode
All right faggots now that that's over, you decide what I watch before I go to bed:
Eva:
1.11: You are (Not) a Faggot
2.22: You will (Not) Suck Dick
3.33: You might (Not) Get Anal
Or:
Blue Submarine No. 6
Continue watching Trigun from episode 12
>>68692395
Fucking this, seriously that guy was singlehandedly the coolest thing about Dorne (well and Dr Julian Bashir)
>>68692337
>didn't the leaks confirm the dorne coup?
I haven't seen the episode yet.
I'm asking if all the deaths and other stuff in the leaks, happened in this episode?
I suggested in the past that it was a marketing ploy by HBO and now am looking for confirmation.
>>68691865
It could be about having the heat or flame to keep her young. Or that she had forsaken her god in that moment, giving up hope and losing her youthful looks by doing so.
Too bad linda antonson is not watching this season.
>>68691529
Never forget.
>>68692008
>Suddenly in meat spin fashion, a completely nude George r r Martin is onscreen helicoptering his small penis in circles.
KEK
>>68692342
They fucked up a lot also in this episode, Melly is definitely not one of them. They even "foreshadowed" Jon's revival
Even the episode titles are going to shit. "Red Woman" is nothing but a name for Melisandre and gives no insight into the episode.
>tfw I just realized that Euron is played by Pilou Asbæk
I don't think I can stomach more bad acting and writing, senpaitachi
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inb4 they lead the Dornish army from the safety of the desert to slaughter
