Put your bitching about GOT premiere aside for 30 minutes to laugh at the misadventures of Pied Piper.
which one of y'all got dat stream link
Hoping this season is a little less formulaic than last where it was a constant two steps forward one step back.
I've considered watching for Amanda Crew, how much screen time does she get?
Funny episode.
>I'm very emotional too, as you can see
>>68690155
not as much as in sex drive, but she's a sexier, more sophisticated woman here
>>68690132
I hope so. Can't repeat season 2.
>>68690155
Not much, but its worth your time anyway
Wait fuck, when? Now? FUCK DID I MISS IT?
>>68690029
WHO GOT DA STREAM LINK THO FAMILIA
stream link?
>>68690286
It comes on right after Game of Thrones
STEAM LINK
>>68690368
is suptv streaming it?
>>68690408
looks like it, but the quality seems shit
>>68690493
any other options?
>>68690549
not sure. let us know if you find a good one
>>68690623
I'm probably gonna go with suptv, he just said hes gonna do it.
Where the fuck is it? Game of Thrones ended like 10 minutes ago and usually they have it ready on HBO Go when GoT is finished.
First for Erlich.
who /DROPPED/ here
>>68690549
Stop being a faggot and pay for HBO
Never watched this show before, what am I getting into?
Oh fuck yeah Outcast, I forgot they were making it. Hopefully it's better than the comic
Anybody else watching it on HBO Latina right now?
>>68690734
>Paying for the cable jew
>Any year
>>68690763
It's basically a good Big Bang Theory that BTFOs the tech industry and their crazy corporate cult "we're going to save the world with our new operating system" bullshit
Game of thrones is shit, time to watch a show that's actually good
>>68690763
Not best to watch it if you aren't caught up
>>68690728
you dropped it before the premiere?
>>68690841
>being this much of an autistic faggot
GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE
can this also be the VEEP thread?
STREAM
WHERE
I forgot. That horrible woman runs it now.
>stanford robotics deer
Holy kek
>it just won't fall down
>>68691064
Richard is a terrible CEO anyways. Basically blew multiple opportunities.
>>68691146
fuck i forget what happens
where's a stream
more hyped for this than i was for GOT desu
Silicon Valley > GoT
lmao kicking the robot
>>68691228
Same. I just signed up for the HBO Now free trial so I just started the new SV episode.
http: //172.110.29.170/ HBO.php
shitty 480p but works
boston dynamics shilling
>season finale was that he got fired
>he didn't get fired
this is how the robot uprising starts
>>68691369
He got demoted
>>68691352
sound is much better than suptv nice,
This show and Halt and Catch Fire are two of my favorites right now.
God, Richard is such a fuckup.
>>68691398
>you will most likely be able to ride a robotic horse in your lifetime
what a time to be alive
>>68691325
oh its up on hbo now? i didn't get the free trial because i wanted to watch live, but i didn't know it was already up
>>68691489
Hopefully season 3 of Halt And Catch Fire will be better than season 2
> she went to catholic school
John Scully
>>68690029
This is basically TJ Miller: The Show
>>68691590
>really? how long?
what did he mean by this
>>68691564
What are you talking about? S2 was head and shoulders above S1.
>>68691623
not really, all the characters get great presence
>>68691489
you check out Mr. Robot?
>>68691558
Yeah, episodes are supposed to go up as soon as they air. I tried to watch GoT when it started but there were too many people trying and the servers couldn't handle it so I decided to wait until after this.
>>68691623
TJ Miller is both the best and worst thing about it.
>>68691623
Even if this were right (It's not), I actually like TJ Miller and hope he gets bigger roles.
Gavin is such an asshole
Did the new season of Veep start today?
Belsen is such a snake.
man, this show's unwatchable. a comedy with no comedy. am i supposed to be watching ironically and just didn't get the memo?
>>68691711
I did and enjoyed it even if it was kinda corny.
>CTO
>Cucked Technology Officer
I can't side with Richard in this episode
He's offered to be a CTO in a company that yes he started but has grown so much they need to expand and Richard is not a good CEO. He'd be set for life and continue to program if he took the CTO position.
Erlich Bachmann is literally me - the character.
I like how they're still drinking Homicide energy drinks
>>68691909
It's satire, you dingus.
If you didn't like Office Space, you won't get this. Same brand of humor but 2016 instead of 1999.
>>68691909
Fuck off and resume watching Girls.
>>68691909
>he can't into Mike Judge
>>68691909
you did miss the memo, but it was about your lack of a sense of humour and level of general faggotry
>>68691771
His beer gut got a bigger part.
Is this show an acurate dipiction of silicon valley?
R I G B Y
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>>68691926
Post more Brie. She's mai Jewfu.
>>68690029
>coder
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68692088
Accurate? No. But it's pretty good hyperbole.
>a nerd
>a paki
>a fedora
>a cuckold
>a Erlich
This wouldn't work in real life.
Ned Ryerson!
>>68691623
> not watching it for based Gilfoyle
Aviato
Rigby, but this guy looks clueless.
Erlich kek
>>68692088
Kumail Nanjiani says that he constantly gets people who work in the Valley for one company saying that it's an accurate depiction of all of the other guys who work in other companies.
>>68692088
i've read people were complaining the show is too realistic being too 'white' and asked for more diversity.
the developers basically told them to fuck off.
>>68692218
Legally the only one
>>68692211
I thought that beer bottle was a ecig mod for a moment
>>68692164
You've never worked in tech, have you? They all have one thing in common, they're all nerds in their own way.
>>68692211
What kind of fucked up shit happened in this guy's childhood?
>1080p HEVC version of this up before one for GoT
Why?
>>68692253
>developers
>its a Stephen Tobolowsky episode
>>68692296
I'm working in tech right now and most people aren't nerds.
holy shit
Ned? Ned Ryerson?!
>>68692333
Because it's a better show.
Fuck, Bighead's fucked.
>>68691623
haha
no
it isn't
>>68692315
what?
gilfoyle is probably the most realistic character on the show
>>68692413
Bighead was always fucked. He tripped over his own dick into the Hooli role.
>>68692409
Can not deny that. But I watch GoT with people, I do not have anyone to watch Silicon Valley with.
>>68692413
Bighead rejoins pied piper and fucks things up
>>68692333
Shit, thanks nigs
>it's a shitty show with literally one great character carrying everything show
>>68692457
I probably misquoted a bit but it was a reference.
>>68692474
True.
Richard is such a fuck up
>>68692061
>>68692068
>>68692040
i think the fact that you guys would rather reply to my shitty comments instead of paying attention to the show tells me you guys feel the same way. damn this show sucks.
>>68692490
Yeah, I think so. He was head of Nucleus, right? Guy's like him never really go away.
richard is gavin top kek
THE FUTURE
>>68692563
Three commas, baby! Doors that go like this...or this...NOT like THIS!
keep on 'stachin
>>68692333
link to torrent plx?
It's Lloyd Braun
Richard has gone full JUST
The arbitration lawyer fucks it up again
>>68692759
https://kat.cr/silicon-valley-s03e01-1080p-hdtv-hevc-2ch-x265-1080p-hevc-t12489838.html
I am still a lawyer, but I cannot call myself an attorney.
>>68692770
>>68692765
We're entering Barry Zuckercorn levels here, folks.
>>68691677
except for the "you leaned something on the keyboard and deleting everything!!" bit.
they had to know that was fucking retarded.
these two fuckups are the fucking worst people
>>68692814
thanks fqm
but what happened to kat.cr's search algorithm? it doesnt list.
>>68692856
That's funny because the exact same thing happens in Silicon Valley.
>Tequila bottle
>swallow your pride or you'll be eating worse than shit, trust me
based can't call myself an attorney
>>68692908
i thought you were discussing SV
Bighead BTFO
$20 Million
>>68693003
And I thought we were discussing HaCF.
Well, this is embarassing.
> officially you will no longer have friends
>>68693051
he can stay over and play games with a lot of hooker's sons with that money
>you will never be a retarded bighead who gets 20 million for doing nothing
>$20 million
>tfw you've made a terrible mistake
20 million, fucking big head
Take the $20mil Baghead you cuck.
This episode wasn't very funny aside from maybe RIGBY
>>68693070
im starting HaCF, and it better be good or im gonna rape
No way! He's actually going to stay?
shocked.
shitty ep
nothing happened...at all
>>68693184
I think it's very underrated. It's basically Mad Men but in the 80s and with computers, similar pacing and writing style.
well that was aight. fun reading chat
>>68693168
I liked the part where they ran over the boston dynamics robot
was that it? FUCK this is like Better Call Saul 2.0
well at least it was better than GoT. Hopefully it picks up next week
>>68693226
Hooli's restructuring. They got a new CEO.
oh fuck they brought in brogrammers rip
>>68693284
I mean Pied Piper got a new CEO.
>>68693271
it's 30 minutes long, what do you expect?
>>68691623
Do you even watch the show, nigger?
Is Alice Wetterlund gonna be back this season?
underwhelming ep, but it was the set up for the rest of the season. Hope it picks up next episode.
well, time for Veep
>>68693271
>Expecting explosions in a show about tech geeks
>20million
>>68693226
>Hooli starting fresh
>Baghead shenanigans
>Richard owning up to his arrogance
>New CEO being good guy
Idk, for 30 minutes I think they got some good plot and character development in.
>>68693432
This is what I felt after watching it.
>>68693571
>Richard makes a dick move
>Oh wait nevermind
>paki and fedora make a dick move
>Oh wait nevermind
>new CEO is about to take position
>oh wait nevermind
>>68693571
>New CEO being good guy
more like, master of mind games. but recognizes that the business is fucked without Richard.
>>68693686
>paki and fedora make a dick move
>Oh wait nevermind
They literally never do anything. They're just there for the comedy.
who /A V I A T O
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here?
>>68693849
I love how pretentiously Erlich says it, every time.
>>68693849
AVIATO
What was the rigby thing? Stream skipped a bit, so I missed them explaining it
There is literally no reason to watch this show. Not one.
>>68694168
usually has pretty good music for the credits.
>>68694135
Richard Is a Good Guy But You know,
>>68694135
It was an acronym for "Richard is great, but, y'know"
>>68693849
A V I A T O
V
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>>68693849
avYAAto
AYYLVIATO
>>68694168
Eat shit, faggot.
>>68694747
DON'T TALK TO MY MOM'S STEP-HUSBAND, MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND, OR MY STEP-DAUGHTER'S SON EVER AGAIN LMAO
>>68692164
Whos the cuck?
>>68695009
Jared I'm guessing
Good episode. Baker is going to be a great character, he's probably completely insane or some shit.
>>68693849
AVVVVVVVVVIATO
Best scene was with the meme robot.
Not an attorney jail-lawyer GOAT season 2 character.
>>68696361
>you will never shove a tampon soaked in grain alcohol up your ass to get high
why even live senpai
100x better than GOT
I went to fucking college to get paid $40k a year and little cowardly faggots get $20m!
>>68696428
Actually you can, provided a store that sells both tampons and grain alcohol is open atm in your area
Would not recommended. It fucks you up more than just drinking it would. (Not in like a getting drunk fucked up-way but like does damage to you)
>>68692333
Because this show is half the length of a GoT episode.
>>68695757
it's very clear he's going to be Steve Ballmer to a T.
>>68697658
Oh, please. Yes. I want based '90s Ballmer guy to lead PP to victory against these millennial startup fucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE
>>68693686
>>new CEO is about to take position
>>oh wait nevermind
Are you retarded? The end was Richard turning around to accept the CTO position, which means the new CEO stayed. Stephen Tobolowsky is main cast for the rest of the season.
>>68691862
Yes
>>68697796
I can't wait to hear compression, compression, compression, compression!
>>68693849
funniest moment in the episode desu
i kekd hard
>>68691862
yes and it was a much better premier than this (though this was fine)
>>68697982
(youre a faggot)
>>68697978
No, better moments were the meme robot getting kicked and Richard yelling about "some douchebag who couldn't even cure cancer".
Also Erlich yelling at ballmer guy about old people stuff was pretty good.
why richard wanted to skip hitler moustache?
>>68698036
it was a stronger episode packed with way more jokes
>>68691655
girls who go to catholic school in the US are always sluts. Even moreso if they leave catholic school.
>>68691909
you're the type of person it's making fun of.
>>68693571
New CEO is shady as fuck.
>>68698490
No shit, that's the point.
>>68698568
No shit, but >>68693571 seemed to honestly believe he was a true good guy.
>>68691369
They clearly said he was out as CEO last year. Even if he wasn't offered CTO we knew he still has shares and a board seat. So you are just retarded is my point, we knew he wasn't totally fired at any point.
>>68698136
yeah, the cancer line got me pretty good as well
>>68692164
actual silicon valleyfag here, thats LITERALLY how every startup company is here, all my friends and family work in tech
I've seen maybe 5 black people in a tech company ever and literally zero mexicans
women almost exclusively work in HR or PR, next to never devs
that was a pretty comfy premiere, looking forward to the rest.
>rigby
>>68698490
>In season three the most welcome addition is new Pied Piper CEO Jack Barker and the perfect casting of Stephen Tobolowsky in that role. Barker is a very successful and relatable CEO who has taken small companies public with not just successful IPOs but insanely successful IPOs. He's got the Midas touch. But what soon becomes hilariously evident is that Barker is best at selling products that don't necessarily exist.
So what does this mean? Does he literally sell companies that don't exist?
>>68692164
I work in tech, dude, it's accurate.
>>68699249
What do you do?
>>68699389
The startup bubble allows whole companies to be built around bullshit vaporware like those mustache guys. He probably makes his money flipping those like tulip bulbs.
>>68699391
I actually work in video production in Palo Alto. You'd be surprised how many companies need you to make videos/take photos for them.
I actually have a handful of equity deals for companies that are too poor to give me a proper paycheck.
>>68699441
As in just sell the people to a larger company or pitching the product as something that it doesn't do?
Is the former even legal?
>>68699389
You can build up a company's value by promising to create something that you have no intention of actually making. Have a cool sounding idea to get backers, patent it, build up interest, then flip it. Companies buy out other companie all the time simply for the patents.
>>68699609
Kek. Any stories? I do sysadmin/low-level coding.
>>68699643
It's basically pitching the companies as stores of value. What they actually DO (if anything) is immaterial.
>>68699676
>mfw i literally wrote a script about a guy that made a silicon valley company that does nothing and he just wants to sell the programers to a larger company
How fucked am I, bros
Its a drama with some humor, so tonally its not like this show
>>68698274
It's hard to compare though. VEEP's format is like 30 Rock where they're more focused on having as many jokes as possible rather than worrying about character or story development. So yes, it's funnier than Silicon Valley because it makes you laugh more often but it's not necessarily better.
>>68700702
that's fair
>>68692490
Oh shit, you just called it.
Bighead is going to invest that 20 mil into Pied Piper and help reinstate Richard as CEO. Or hell maybe even become CEO himself through some comedic happenstance.
>>68698136
Richard callously saying that because the guy's mom is probably dead his cancer research charity is a failure, is the hardest I've laughed in a while.
>>68701059
Bighead is probably one of the best things in the show. I would have no problem with this.
>>68701232
>He started a cancer foundation in honor of his mom...
>Yeah, and? She's probably dead now!
>...Well, I'd imagine that's why they named it after her...
I like how we are beginning to see the transformation in Richard from a modest neurotic genius to an arrogant neurotic genius. I'm hope that as the seasons go on and Pied Piper gets larger we will begin to see him become as pretentious and assholish as Gavin Belson
>>68701347
This is setting up to end like The Social Network
>>68696428
There's literally nothing stopping you from doing this.
>>68699724
Nothing too funny, but I swear to god, dealing with South Indian people is the fucking WORST.
I did some ad work for this start up called Zum, they're basically a rip off of uber but focused on kids and the drivers are part time nannies, and the CEO wanted me to work for free and film a professional AirBnB level ad for $500.
Eventually my producer partner and I managed to convince them to up the budget to 3K in exchange for 2% equity a piece. Personally, I didn't particularly care about the paycheck since I just wanted to add some automotive production shots to my reel, but they agreed.
But they kept putting off the contracts and two weeks before we were going to film and I actually had scheduled all my regular production people and had cast the thing, they decided the script wasn't good enough. This was back in November.
As of today, with a live website, they literally have no video footage. I've never been so pissed about an ad in my life.
>>68692253
No someone was complaining about there not being any women in some footage they shot of a conference, but it turned out to be real footage from a real conference.
>>68701446
Fun with vaporware. The Valley is littered with it.
As soon as someone says "[company] for X", nope the fuck outta there.
>>68692164
Pretty accurate. Although the paki doing actual work is a suprise. Im a phd student and fucking pakis / indian master students are the masters of cheating and riding people's coat tails. Fuck my research paper Im writing now was work between myself and an indian student and this fucker constantly wrote broken code. After reviewing I released I wrote everything because the stuff he did, I had to fix.
>>68701520
Reality is sexist, anon. So we must ban it.
>>68701380
Yeah the key difference is in The Social Network, Zuckerberg was always a complete ass. Richard is still kind of loveable at this point but with some primadonna attitudes. He completely deserved to lose his position as CEO with the amount of shit he put Pied Piper through.
>>68701520
Yeah, I don't think the issue is with Silicon Valley. Of course they'd love more women. Who wants to work in a sausage fest? It's not like there's even institutional sexism where women can't get to managerial positions, they just aren't there are all even at the lower levels.
I think the only 'issue' with the show is they don't have enough Asian people. Besides that it's pretty true to life.
>>68701577
>>68701520
>>68692253
The percentage of female graduates in computer science and engineering at my school is less than 2%. You're lucky to see one indian girl in a class of 200. I'm at a large state school in NY as well.
Realistically, CSE is all white, indian and asian males.
>>68692088
Needs more brown guys and Asians to be accurate but yeah
What happened to the female programmer they hired at the end of last season? The one who had a friend named Cunty.
>>68701727
They were let go because the company had no money.
>>68701727
I just think she wasn't relevant to the episode, like that Asian kid that lives in the house. She wasn't someone Richard might expect to be a loyalist, she didn't need to be involved in the drama.
>>68692016
Nihilistic, dark, etc.
>>68701727
All the developers they hired quit during the trial fiasco near the end of last season. She's a great comedian though, Alice Wetterlund.
>>68700048
Your script was likely never going to get made so consider this your one chance to see it on a screen.
>>68702360
I have two meetings this week with production houses
>>68700048
Sounds like it should be a comedy otherwise it's just a drama about a guy trying to pull one over on others and audiences wouldn't like that very much.
>>68702444
>meetings with production houses
Your point being?
>>68702469
Tonally its pretty close to Up In The Air
>>68699676
Companies will even pay top dollar for potential competitors who haven't made a single thing, just have an idea. Especially in this over inflated unicorn startup bubble we're in. It's a shitshow and people who are smart know how to use that to their advantage.
>>68702546
>Your point being?
how the fuck can i pitch this without seeming like a rip-off
Is this new RTJ in the credits?
>>68702585
You can't.
SOMEONE HELP
I thought last season ended with both Gavin and Richard being fired/let go/demoted. Wasnt the big build up for them to "join forces" to rule the tech world and shit on everyone who brought them down?
>>68702632
It's a DJ Shadow song featuring RTJ but yeah.
Whoever picks the songs obviously loves RTJ and Danny Brown.
>>68702646
fuck.
I guess I'll go jerk off to porn then.
>>68700048
not enough Bazinga.
back to the drawing board.
>>68702585
Even Breaking Bad almost didn't get made because on the surface it read as being too similar to Weeds.
>>68702688
>I thought last season ended with both Gavin and Richard being fired/let go/demoted.
We saw Gavin walking into what promised to be a tough meeting with his board, not being fired. It was a safe guess though, I thought the same.
>Wasnt the big build up for them to "join forces" to rule the tech world and shit on everyone who brought them down?
I didn't have that impression, no. I don't think Richard would have done it even if this season started off with them both on the skids.
>>68702714
DJ Shadow feat Run the Jewels - Nobody Speak
>>68702779
Yea, I guesss I read that wrong. I thought for sure they would "team up" considering Gavin knows Hooli and everything that division isnt.
>>68700048
>>68702585
Does the main character just know business, not actual programming?
Then emphasize that in the pitch. Plus keep in mind, that plot is the scheme of the antagonist in a comedy. Yours is the agenda of the protagonist in a drama.
Gotta have hope, man. There's no such thing as an original story to begin with, its the execution that sets things apart.Your script still probably won't get made though.
