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haven't seen a thread about this yet...
>it just got 7 more rotten reviews
>it's only getting lower
DC BTFO
>off by one
JUST
34%
3
4
%
>>67371554
>BvS turns out to be BS
>hype for Suicide Squad is gone
fuck
>>67371652
Even worse
>Suicide Squad is a success
>DC makes movies based around that model
>DCU becomes an ebin quirky and edgy franchise
>>67371554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU
>>67371554
What a disaster...
Can DC recover?
Why is DC hated so much?
What films are BvS worst than now?
>>67371715
According to some guy all of WB execs had an emergency meeting.
If this makes less than a billion they are going to reboot it completely, they have already discarded Zack Snyder for Justice League, and they are rewriting Wonder Woman to make it more stand-alone.
>>67371554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY
>>67371730
Mostly due to large amount of MoS and Capekino shittposting DCucks have done
>>67371554
DC needs to abandon the Justice League and rebrand itself by making movie adaptations of Sandman, Swamp Thing, Animal Man, Doom Patrol, etc.
>>67371753
Any source at all for this juicy info?
>>67371554
>I haven't seen a marvel victory thread yet
THERE'S ONLY BEEN LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF THESE TODAY
>>67371753
FUCKING GOOD! THEY SHOULD HAVE REBOOTED IT AFTER MOS! BUT THEY LET THEIR GREED OVER-RIDE THERE JUDGEMENT!
>>67371753
>Rebooting completely
I thought this movie was a reboot
33
33
HOLY KEK
DC KILL
DC KILL
OH C'MON
If this doesn't stop Hack the Zach from getting the chance to ruin more movies, nothing will.
>>67371554
>MARVEL VICTORY THREAD
being this insecure.
tell me how much of a cuck are IRL?
30 fat virgin and kissless?
>>67371753
This is a terrible idea that's just going to confuse the average movie goer even more, or just eliminate all hype surrounding their characters for the foreseeable future.
>>67371849
Holy fuck, I expected it to be mediocre but a fucking 33? holy shit
>>67371816
>MoS was shit guys
>DOUBLE DOWN!
>>67371849
KEK
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>67371939
h-how'd you know?
>>67371753
Why would they allow it to turn out so poorly to begin with?
I am going to laugh my ass off when Dr. Strange gets an 80% on RT and launches a new franchise.
>>67371951
I heard they're working on a firehouse dog reboot, and a reboot of that reboot to be released immediately after.
>DCucks thought this """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""capekino""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" would beat Civil War
>>67371768
This. By far the most obnoxious fanboys on the board right now. This has been an extremely entertaining day.
>>67371939
very mad DC fag detected
It actually happened.
33%
>>67372046
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67372012
Good GOD that's dire.
>>67372046
holy shit
>>67372031
you mean /v/edditors like you
>>67372015
That's perfect in every way.
>Your new empire ???
>You turned her against me !
>You have done that yourselft.
>From my point of view capeshit is evil !!!!
>>67372046
come on now. at least that film has laughs every 2 minutes.
>>67372012
Slutman Begins
>>67372046
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY SHIT
>>67372046
Haha what a story Zahck
thank you /tv/
Yesterday and Today have brought me so much laughter.
stuff like this still makes it worth coming here
So what's next for the DC film franchises? All the relevant executives drop to their knees and suck Nolan's cock begging him to rescue them?
2s
>>67372206
this is the most joy I've felt in life since the Fine Brothers debacle.
>>67372206
pls don't come back
we're going to need a /film/ board if you outsiders keep pouring in
>52 / 18 / 28 / 1
>In the words of The Joker in a far better Batman movie: "Why so serious?"
>For the life of me, after two and a half hours, I couldn't tell you why Batman and Superman were fighting.
>Snyder and company wouldn't understand the possible joy within the genre if it jumped up and bit them in the ambitions
>Constantly threatening to collapse from self-seriousness, this epic has way too much of everything, including CGI and Oscar winners up the wazoo.
>>67372212
this. i was literally laughing like a retard yesterday when the reviews first dropped.
>>67372093
Keep the butthurt to a minimum DCuck
>>67371633
If you are going to meme at least meme correctly faggot
>>67372263
>>67372261
i take it back
we do need a board split ASAP
>>67372265
>lying
nice try DCuck
>tfw pride and prejudice and zombies has a hight RT score than BvS
Is Capekino guy screaming in a basement somewhere?
>>67371797
here you go. Was about to make a thread. Im still going to make a thread :)
http://www.moovienews.com/20160323-major-shakeup-for-warnerbros-and-dc.html
"WB execs are shitting their pants. _If [Batman V Superman] makes less than a billion, [Zack] Snyder is out and_Justice League_will be delayed 8 months."
"Chris Nolan is being courted as a producer and_George Miller,_David Yates,_Louis Letterier, and_Vincenzo Natali_are all being courted to take over_Justice League."
"Wonder Woman_is undergoing major rewrites. Specifically, WW needs to be reworked as a standalone film incase of a soft reboot._There will be a few weeks added to production._References to the events of_BvS_are being removed."
"Aquaman,_Cyborg, and_GreenLantern Corps_are all on the chopping block."_
"Investors are planning a major takeover if [Batman V Superman] flops and have plans to install a board that will order the universe to be rebooted."
>>67372283
stay out of my art board, tourist
>This is the man WB trusted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD3byJxc9Vc
>>67372328
I remember when that was first posted lmao, I do wonder were the OP is now
Im celebrating a lot of victories lately
>>67372378
Anyone have a screen cap?
>>67372337
I hope Nolan tells them to fuck off. I don't want him reduced to nothing but a capeshitter, I'd rather have him working on stuff like Dunkirk.
>>67372354
you can't make shit this up.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>67371554
I wasted a lot of time trying to defend Man of Steel and tried to tell people to be optimistic about BvS. Then the trailer with Doomsday showed up, and I completely dropped it. Suicide Squad still looks good, though, so I think I'll continue watching the series until at least Wonder Woman.
From the way it sounds, though, it doesn't sound salvageable. It almost does, but then you have Batman killing people with absolutely no explanation behind it. I don't know how you fix that. Snyder should be fired, get someone better to take what they have and build on it, try to save it.
They they want to reboot everything, though, they should just reboot it with a full Justice League movie. You don't need all the backstory of how they met, just recast everyone and make it be their own thing. Then do individual films for all the heroes as a spin off. I doubt they'll do this though, because BvS will be successful no matter what.
>>67372235
DELETE THIS
>>67371958
Same, I was at least expecting the same score as 'Man of Steel'(56)? But this?
I also thought it could make Avengers money, but I don't even know anymore.
>>67372442
This is his "defense" of killing innocent people. Seriously:
>This blithe reversal of decades of superhero canon was addressed by director Zack Snyder in a recent interview with The Wall Street Journal, in which he defended the move by pointing out that tons of innocent people die in the Star Wars movies, too. Describing his response to fans who felt that Superman’s actions resulted in too much collateral damage in Man Of Steel, he said:
>>"I went, really? And I said, well, what about [Star Wars: Episode VII—The Force Awakens]? In Star Wars they destroy five planets with billions of people on them. That’s gotta be one of the highest death toll movies in history, the new Star Wars movie, if you just do the math."
>Never mind that, in Star Wars, it’s the villains who blow up those planets, and the central conflict of the film involves the good guys trying to stop the bad guys from performing such shocking acts of space genocide.
and remember that the guy that said this, is also this guy: >>67372354
this is like amazing spider man 2 all over again
>2nd film in the series
>critics panned it
>didn't make a lot of money
>franchise killed
if this doesn't make bank than the franchise is fucking over
>>67372354
Was that Kevin Smith at the end that destroys Zack Snyder with that last comment?
>>67372544
I don't care about the no-killing principle. It's just a bullshit excuse comic book creators have always used to keep their heroes from killing off villains - thus shortening the comic's life span. Of course it makes sense for Batman to just kill the Joker, but once he's dead you can't exploit the character for comic sales.
>>67372544
I don't mind the idea behind, I just don't like that it's not explained at all in the movie.
>82 / 24 / 38 / 1
>>67372680
>I don't care about the no-killing principle. It's just a bullshit excuse comic book creators have always used to keep their heroes from killing off villains - thus shortening the comic's life span. Of course it makes sense for Batman to just kill the Joker, but once he's dead you can't exploit the character for comic sales.
Now that Snyderverse Batman is confirmed amurderer I wonder if they are going to explain why he didn't kill Joker and the Arkham Asylum/Suicide Squad villains
>>67372928
>Now that Snyderverse Batman is confirmed amurderer I wonder if they are going to explain why he didn't kill Joker and the Arkham Asylum/Suicide Squad villains
They converted to Islam, pledged allegiance to Grand Mufti Bin al-Aflecki, and joined ISIS to fight the kuffars
>>67371730
It's inferior to Marvel.
>>67371554
>being brand loyal
>>67373629
>DCcucks on suicide watch
Deadpool might have been reddit incarnate, but """"""""""kino"""""""""""" that is just edgy Snydershit is worse
>>67372354
what the fuck
>>67373696
LE EBIN DKEKS MEME
REDDIT FTW
DCKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
WE DID IT MARVEL BROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67372046
>The Room
>35%
But it's kino.
>>67373629
>>67373834
Being this mad.
>"The story, like the testicles of a weightlifter on steroids, dwindles away to nothing."
FUCKING BRUTAL
>Please don't wake me up
>>67375013
it's fucking real
LAMO
>MARVEL VICTORY THREAD
You nerds going to toast Code Red Mountain Dew over your achievement?
>The story, like the testicles of a weightlifter on steroids, dwindles away to nothing
>>67371554
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
IT'S NOT FAIR
MODS DELETE THIS
>Blunt, humorless, and baffling, it collides the brutish directorial stamp of its director (he of 300 and Watchmen fame) with the most shameless instincts of our latter-day superhero franchise bubble
Man I can't stop reading these.
>>67372354
Why doesn't he just say the money?
It just keeps dropping, like it literally keeps dropping as more and more terrible reviews roll in.
>tfw for DC fans they days of the Solid 40 are now only distant half forgotten dreams, like a memory of heaven
This pic seems oddly appropriate for now.
mfw I am more a fan of DC heroes but Marvel films get their heroes so so much better than the fucktards making DC films
>>67377208
I prob have 4 DC trades for every Marvel one and I remain flabbergasted at how shit DC's movies are.
I don't get it. I'm blind in one eye. Why is 82% bad?
No one on this board had even seen the movie yet. Typical bandwagon shit. Wait a few months for the torrents then the neets will be all over this film
>>67372354
>thank god your visuals are so strong
annihilation.
>>67377876
>No one on this board had even seen the movie yet.
>You can't browse /tv/ outside the US
Stay mad, Amerifat.
>>67371554
Is Snyder going for a decent 30?
>people are literally happy that bvs failure will mean more great flicks like age of quiptron and guardians of the meme
I'm currently out of work marvel friends, how do I sign up to be a marketer? I could use the money.
>>67371753
>>67372337
My god this is beautiful
THIS WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN
Please convince me to actually believe in RT and your opinions as to why not to see this movie.
So far the reviews are literally "It's not a marvel movie with quips, one liners, and funny moments"
JUST
>>67378054
>oh no, that movie actually makes sense. How boring. Fuck you disney!
Plebs don't like films with philosophical themes, they want le dead pool meme movies.
>liking capeshit at all
>>67371753
>they have already discarded Zack Snyder for Justice League
Yes
YES!!!!!!!
>>67372046
HAHAHAHAH
yay, it went one whole point.
>MUH CAPEKINO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOM, FUCK IDK KNO WHAT TO DO
FUCK MMMMDMEMREYMY
WWEEEEWWWWW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MUUYYTYYY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67371753
i heard they're going to finally make to the only true capekino, superman returns
I forgot how profound The Dark Knight Rises' story was
Thanks RT
>>67371990
Why? Of course it will.
>>67372046
FUCKING HELL I'M DYING
>meanwhile at Marvel
>>67377208
But the MCU isn't accurate to the source material at all. Their heroes in the comics are fucking douchebags, it's only in the MCU that they became actually likeable.
Granted, this actually works in their favor but just pointing out they didn't "get" anything.
>>67371816
>box office - budget = profit
Made by underage retard who knows shit about movie industry.
>>67377197
his laugh is legendary and well deserved
>>67378471
Yeah, funnily enough with Marvel, I like the movies more than the comics. Exact opposite with DC.
>>67371816
> that pic
Sony started scrambling because they spent a fuck ton on marketing. They essentially placed all their chips on ASM 2 and it was underwhelming.
MISS ME YET
Still better than this!
>>67378578
Every single one of those big Hollywood movies spends 100+ million $ on marketing. And that's not in the official budget.
So those movies actually cost about 350 million $.
Then studio gets about 50% of box office.
Do the math.
Also, Spiderman merchandise makes much more money internationally than Superman. So movie failing is a lesser blow since merch sales probably went up a bit after it.
>>67378648
:(
pls make a comeback Spawn
>>67378648
I don't remember this being that worse
wake me up inside
>>67371673
>Burton is brought back to make more Batkino
Finally
>>67371554
Anyone who actually believed that this would be good is a fucking moron.
...
back to 33%
>>67378780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTv3XKiEfxs
>>67378594
But Nolan was producer. I don't get how he signed off on this.
>>67378831
>get name attached
>get free money
that's it
>>67371753
>According to some guy
>>67371554
>being this obsessed with critic reviews of superhero flicks
Holy shit this board is retarded. You guys make /pol/ look like a fucking Mensa meeting.
>mfw I am only going to see this in like 2 or 3 days and I can't join the fun yet
FUCK ME
>>67378831
Nolan was a producer on MoS, not BvS
>>67371554
Have any of you faggots even seen the movie?
>>67378911
he's an executive producer on this too
>>67378948
An executive producer is an honorary title, they have no influence.
www.moovienews com/20160323-major-shakeup-for-warnerbros-and-dc.html
>>67371753
lolwut Wonder Woman is in mid-production my nigga.
>>67378923
>/tv/ not blindly following opinions that allow for shitposting
C'mon anon
>>67379045
Films are constantly rewritten during production you fucking neanderthal.
>>67371554
Art isn't a competition and numbers are not a power.Faggot.
>>67378746
Assuming it's not b8, this is absolutely pathetic.
>>67379074
Re-shoots would drive up production budget exponentially.
>Lets film a $100million movie
>Some tangentially related movie tanked
>Let's reshoot the whole thing
>How does movie business work?
Fuck. I already booked my tickets for this shit fest. Fuck. This is a mistake.
>>67378650
impressive
GUYS, THE GAME IS RIGGED
LISTEN TO ME,
Based ants, hank pym, enraged after reading the press comments of Snyder about ant-man being just the flavour of the week man, used the pym particles on the quality of the movie and also on the brain of the critics in order for them to bash the fuck out of the movie and misunderstood the whole premise of Batman V Superman, a movie that couldn't possible floop, since it reunites the TWO LEGENDS of the world, the american gods.
It's all a part of pym's twisted plan
i repeat, the game is rigged
>>67379109
Me too m8
Only salvation is going in drunk
>>67379104
If they want to keep it cheap, re-shoot the scenes that directly reference other parts of the DC universe outside of Wonder Woman. Hopefully it would just be dialogue and not actual plot points.
>>67379104
They only need to take off references to BvS you fucking idiot. Not start the whole movie over.
>>67378199
This. Most Marvel movies get really good reviews but are lame and boring as fuck when I actually try to watch them. It's literally retarded to trust movie critics in the current year. Just take a look at the people giving BvS really negative reviews, they all look autistic as shit.
>>67378973
I do not believe in any this, but I do believe Snyder is gone.
>>67379155
oh fuck, my bad. I didn't know it was that piss easy. Shit movie production is easy as fuck.
AAHHH YOU'RE TEARING ME APART MARVEL
>>67379146
I am going with agrill
This was a bad idea.
Fuck you Synder. Why couldn't you at least make a good movie.
>>67379181
Dude, you're joking, but this is literally how studio execs with no production experience think.
>>67379212
hoky fuck you're fucked
just sneak in a zootopia screening
>>67378682
According to Todd the script is almost ready
>>67371753
why couldnt JJ get this same treatment?
>it wasn't fun and full of clever one liners and reddit-style jokes like Joss Whedon's movies (who knows how to really check his privilige)
>it's not a cookie cutter capeshit Marvel movie
I hate critics that say this shit.
>>67379181
It actually is that easy. Don't know why you thought taking out references to a shit movie will cost hundreds of millions of dollar.
WOW THAT FUCKING AMAZING
I just go to movie right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sQTNCoHb6s
;_;
>>67379233
It is on good friday so I doubt the other cinemas will have empty seats. Where did it all go so wrong. She even wanted to watch Zootopia but I insisted on this shitfest. Wew fucking lad.
>>67379246
Jessica Jones was decent if you weren't in it for Daredevil tier choreographed fights.
I don't think the trailers made any false promises about that.
>>67378732
That Burton is dead.
If the Burton we have now directs anything, this is who will play Batman.
>>67379250
Lol maybe it's because I'd have to hire back the writers to advise on the re-write of the script, hire editors for another 150 hours to re-cut the movie, screen for executives, Get their notes on the recut, get the editors to cut it again (and hope to fucking christ they don't send more goddamn notes on the fucking VFX) and get that shit approved by the studio.
>>67379253
>Zack shot down Grant Gustin
>Proceeds to give us this
Grants not perfect but that was funny in the worst way.
Why didn't the critics attack The Force Awakens? It's probably at the same level of quality as BvS.
It's because of the diversity SJW shit isn't it?
>>67378303
They "make sense" because the plots are simple as fuck. They take no risks nor push the envelope in any way. I can only sit through Disney Marvel movies about halfway because they're predictable and not in the least bit thrilling.
Even though BvS is getting bad reviews I'm still looking forward to it because even the bad reviews make it sound interesting as hell. I'd vomit if I had to sit through another Disney Marvel Saturday morning superhero funtime flick.
>>67379291
it's a great detective thriller
>>67379310
Learn your place at the bottom of the hierarchy.
>>67371730
Because Batman has been grossly oversaturated recently and no one in Hollywood knows how to make Superman interesting since Richard Donner died.
>>67379291
Nah. Jessica Jones was trash. I wasted 6 hours of my life on that shitshow wondering just how many episodes the producers could make out of the asshole jessica character. Turns out the answer was one too many.
>>67379312
That's funny because Marvel flicks is the closest thing to what it actually feels like reading a cape comic.
Maybe you just don't like superheroes, senpai.
>>67378650
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67379310
Maybe, maybe some folgs were just really happy in getting a new star wars and become blind, or maybe to some Star Wars 7 is, technically, a "good" movie. It has explosions, some cool shots and a average plot, I dunno.
I hated the movie too.
>>67379299
Nigga you in the business or what? I got a script.
>>67379310
no fuck you, TFA is a good movie.
>>67379363
The best comic adaptation is Deadpool desu
>>67379400
>TFA was a good movie
>>67379363
Maybe the bad ones. Try reading something of quality. Even Marvel is putting out good shit like Moon Knight and Vision that are entertaining reads outside of the punch-and-quip model.
>>67379310
>>67379310
TFA was pretty good though
>mfw reading the comic that xmen 2 was based on
>mfw Magneto has a flying metalic carpet that lands on the twin towers
Marvel is much enjoyable than DC desu
>>67371730
Actually most of the hate is for Snyder. Frankly he is quite good with visual etc. However he seriously need limits and good scripts that are not just an excuse to show special effects displays.
>>67379141
I shall pledge my alliance to the monster mash
>>67379356
>I wasted 6 hours of my life on that shitshow wondering just how many episodes the producers could make out of the asshole jessica character. Turns out the answer was one too many.
Well it sounds like you're just retarded if it took you six hours to realize that you could see the number of episodes by scrolling down.
Maybe Arrow is more your speed.
>>67379438
All of them. Even the bad ones are still somewhat enjoyable, like MCU movies.
>>67379454
>rotten tomatoes is an accurate judge of a movie's quality
I don't think so
>>67379310
It wasn't the trendy thing to do. Even though it was redundant and completely underwhelming and I lost interest halfway into it, critics everywhere were gushing over how amazing that movie was.
Meanwhile, bashing BvS is what all the "cool" critics are doing because "lel the title is too long!" and "le zach snider sux amirite?!" and "eww so dark and humourless me want jokie jokes!"
>>67379438
>quality
>comics
Oh, boy...
>>67378690
I remember returning it to Blockbuster only half watched
>>67378471
Well, yeah.
The only thing that carried the old Iron Man cartoon were the explosions and toy— eh, armors because Tony was this randian hoity toity faggot nobody liked; like in the comics.
Changing the character for the movies was the best decision they could make to guarantee their success.
>>67379363
>That's funny because Marvel flicks is the closest thing to what it actually feels like being on Reddit
>>67379104
Radioland Murders did exactly this
>>67379458
What? I watched 6 episodes of JJ. First few episodes where she was an asshole because muh rape, muh PTSD was understandable. Episode 4 onwards it became grinding on my nerves on how much longer was she going to be an asshole. Episode 6 was where I gave up. Clearly you thought I was mentioning the number of episodes in a season. I wasn't. Keep up anon.
>>67379487
How butthurt are you that BvS is a failure?
>>67372046
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT FUCKING BREATHE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Snyder BTFO
Obnoxious asshole DC fans BTFO
do feel bad for Ben though. He was a great Batman
>>67379472
explain in detail why it isn't a decent film.
>>67379146
>Only salvation is going in drunk
I don't drink much but I plan to do this as well.
How much do I need to drink? Can I get shitfaced just chugging one of those tiny bottles of rum/whisky or some shit?
>>67379310
>It's probably at the same level of quality as BvS.
Nah, the story is actually coherent in TFA.
>>67379595
Have you even seen BvS?
>>67379586
>tfw I really have heard all those things
jesus christ /tv/
its been 1 fucking day
>>67379586
>Cereal King
Who?
>>67379609
Yes actually.
>>67379310
TFA is a love letter from a dedicated director to a cinematic legend.
But your dumbass response is expected because IT'S NEW IT SUCKS.
>>67378578
>>67378506
>>67371961
But if you factor into all those other things (toys and cerals and whatever), it actually just reinforces the point.
It means that ASM2 produced a lot more money than MOS (since spider-man sells more than superman), yet Sony still acknowledged ASM2 was shit and decided to start over. They didn't want to hurt the brand or fuck over the fans.
Meanwhile, WB just doubled down on their pile of crap and gives up BvS which is being panned.
Zack Snyder, the man behind capekino:
https://youtu.be/UD3byJxc9Vc
>>67379253
>Lois is the key to all this
>>67379310
Because TFA was good. I spoiled myself silly for that movie because I was afraid it was gonna be hot garbage, but it turned out good.
Spoiled myself silly for BvS for the same reason, though this one looks to be headed in the opposite direction.
>>67379609
Apparently everyone on here giving it shit hasn't. The plot was perfectly fine and easy to follow. If someone is too dumb to follow a capeshit plot there's no saving them.
So why did Luthor made pee pee poo poo? Wasn't this movie suposed to be mature?
>>67379723
DAMAGED
>>67379714
>The plot was perfectly fine
>Pa Kent shows up again in BvS, in a nonsensical and jarring hallucination/dream/whatever in which Pa tells a story about how he once saved the Kent family farm from drowning, but in the process he flooded the next farm over. Pa heard the screams of the drowning horses in his sleep every night.
>>67379586
>retard detected
I don't give a shit about either movie. TFA sucked balls and BvS probably will also. I'm just pointing out how inconsistent and petty movie critics are, and that you shouldn't trust their opinions.
>>67379639
Geoff Johns, a comics writer and the chief creative officer of DC
can someone please explain to me what kino and capekino means? I cant even make the excuse of me being a newfag because ive been visiting for years.
>>67379768
>Pa Kent shows up again in BvS
IS THIS REAL LIFE? WAKE ME UP!
>>67379829
A shortlived meme that dies with BvS
>>67378594
TDKR got 94%? wtf
>>67379723
>yfw luthor sings this in the director's cut version
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA
>>67379854
That's TDK
>>67379620
Dumbass, of course you have. All those things were said before the image was made. Someone just made a list of everything and put it on an image.
I was right. I was fucking right. How do you manage to fuck this up with all the source material anyway? I
>>67371730
I'm largely indifferent to DC but I think how they've been doing their universe building is just shit. Starting with Man of Steel and immediately jumping to Batman v. Superman and the overarching plot? Why? Let us at least get a grasp of the characters here, like the slow build to The Avengers. Not that Disney has done anything other than shit all over the MCU, but they tried to copy their incredibly simple blueprint and failed incredibly.
>>67379829
Kino is some french-canadian pretentious shit movement that looks like a chimp tried to make animation, it also literally means cinema is cyrilic or some shit.
Capekino is a dumb meem made by tards to separate the average capeshit from the great capeshit that uses the kino term as a way to sound patrician because siberian monkey speak and shaky still-frames of stains are sophisticated now; it can be reduced to "capeshit I like because I hate fun".
>>67372323
>How to be single
Normies need a film to show them how NOT to have a gf?
Jesus fuck
>>67379981
There's nothing wrong with their approach. It's just that the movies themselves are bad.
>>67379999
Anyone who takes a girl to see BvS will be a virgin and single forever. It's a piece o shit.
open your eyes guys
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/batman-v-superman-negative-reviews-paid-conspiracy/
>>67372337
DC deserve this. After copying marvel for so long they need the worst to come to them.
>>67379310
All TFA needed to do was be enjoyable. As derivative as it was, it was at least enjoyable. After the prequels, it had nowhere to go but up.
BvS can't aim so small. It has to be a better Avengers film than Avengers to pull off this universe. They were forced to aim high, but Snyder not only aimed higher still, he missed the mark completely.
>>67380103
they also deserve it after snyder's asshole comment calling marvel heroes "flavor of the month". fucking hack.
>>67380103
>Marvel has done nothing but copy DC in the comics for decades
>Their fans get mad when DC tries the same at movies
>>67380046
damn man, i was gonna
>>67378455
>A deal is a deal
Finally got a bingo. Could probably fill the entire chart if I bothered to look for more butthurt.
>>67379356
Jesus. 6 hours? I had to give up in disgust 10 minutes into the second episode.
http://www.avclub.com/article/if-darth-vader-can-destroy-cities-so-can-superman--234208
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Their reaction is on point lol
>>67371939
Stay mad DCuck
>>67380357
why is Ben so much more handsome than Cavill? People say Henry is really handsome, but I just don't see it.
reminder
>>67380357
the whole cast is gonna be on conan next thursday
>>67380438
Because you like buff rural gay porn over the cosmopolitan twink gay porno
>>67380486
It's too late, Zack.
>>67380486
Is Shelter good?
It's been in my queue for a week or so now.
>>67380486
One has a successful franchise and the other keeps making movies worse than The Room?
>>67380486
Do Marveldrones really think they won? These paid reviews don't mean shit. This movie will outgross the Avengers.
>>67371939
LOOK AT HIM! EMOTIONAL!
Imagine if Lawrence of Arabia came out today, critics would pan it for not being as witty and charming as Ishtar
This is what we are witnessing right now. Standards and human souls, right down the bottom
>>67380566
Cucked on the week of its release.
Pls stop, I'm tired of hurting you.
>>67380518
makes no sense but okay.
>>67380600
if Lawrence of Arabia would be done in modern times it would probably be shot in the UK
>>67380566
>paid reviews
>rotten tomatoes is owned by warner bros
you DCfaggots are in complete denial I cant help but to laugh
>>67379437
>What are opinions
>>67379667
Jesus christ
/co/ told me he was a comic book geek
>>67380684
Rotten Tomatoes is just an aggregator, moron
>Marveldrones in charge of not being retarded
>>67380600
>comparing BvS to lawrence of arabia
>comparing a movie about two costumed clowns, one a god and one a billionaire, punching eachother to an unflinching portrait of a man with a messiah complex
... There really are no words for this.
Why couldnt BvS be great like Daredevil season 2. I know it's impossible for any movie or show to compete wih it, but come on. Take down notes. Man that seas was so damn good
>that hallway/stairwell fight
>that Frank battle in prison
>all those ninjas
fucking come on DC
>>67380185
> the butlering
I'm a huge Superman fag but that was cathartic like you wouldn't believe
>>67380739
Look how mad this faggot is. This is why I cant stand DCucks. They're all bitch teenagers
>/tv/ has reached /v/ levels of corporate cock sucking
Your brand loyalty is simultaneously hilarious and horribly depressing.
>>67380739
>This much denial
How long can the DCtards keep it up?
Oh and this movie scored higher than BvS
>>67380779
C A P E K I N O
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>>67380566
>>67380089
>Nope. Superman confronts him once and damages the Batmobile, threatens Batman and flies away.
>
>The next time they meet, they fight. Just the once.
>
>Then theyteam up with Wonder Woman to fight Doomsday.
"Batman" V "Superman"
>>67380815
Awww you gonna cry the mean man on the internet called you dumb?
>>67380835
>STILL citing RT as a valid opinion
Holy shit you drones are so desperate
>>67380869
Not as desperate as you Dctards. I will give you DCtards this, you guys are a hell a lot more entertaining than the shit DC movies that come out.
>>67380869
>Awww you gonna cry the mean man on the internet called you dumb?
>assuming i'm the person you responded to
>all this denial
>>67380869
now you're just shitposting.
>>67380929
Don't be too harsh on them, DCtards aren't the brightest fans.
>>67380486
Wait is RDJ's 5'8 or 5'10?
>>67380506
Oh my god it's tomorrow, can't wait to see that shitfest
>>67380974
More like 5'6
>>67380922
>>67380929
>>67380965
Kill yourselves fucking Marveldrones
>RT Critics
LOL
>>67380994
I hope my theater erupts with boo's and asks for their money back.
>>67371554
http://www.baka.com.au/entertainment/music/batman-v-superman-critics-trash-dc-film-as-a-crime-against-comic-book-fans-20160324-gnqaze.html
>Batman v Superman: Critics trash DC film as 'a crime against comic book fans'
DCucks on suicide watch!
Has anyone even seen this flick yet?
If so just spoil it, so I don't have to see it.
Meh, I still have hope.
I really want the movie to work out if only because we need a foil to Marvels light comedy approach.
Fingers crossed for Friday.
>>67381024
Batman and Superman fight
They settle their differences and team up with Wonder Woman to kill Dudesday
DAWN OF JUSTICE
>>67371730
It's not so much DC. It's DCucks and Snyder and their capekino and Mos defending.
>>67381008
>Kill yourselves fucking Marveldrones
aww poor dcfag so mad
>LOL
underage detected.
>hurr durr look at my funny picture. I sure showed you mean ol' Marveldrones
>>67381024
>>67375220
I warn you, it only gets worse.
>>67381070
>Marvel's target audience
LMAO
>>67381024
Also there's a jar of piss
>>67381070
What's the matter, MCUck? Didn't find it funny cause it wasn't an epic quip like muh Memevel movies? xD
>>67381148
>>67381089
samefag.
>>67381148
Batman and Superman literally only fight ONCE. The movie doesn't even deliver what it's selling. Not even a fan can defend this bullshit.
>>67381148
It doesnt need to be funny, but it doesnt need to be a depressing joyless piece of garbage. It's a superhero film, yet they take it way too seriously.
>>67381165
Kill yourself Marveldrone
>>67381183
so am i right? going by response, I'll take that as a yes.
Also you've said the same thing 2 or 3 times.
>>67381089
>>67381148
DCtrads, the gift that keeps on giving. Please continue on being angry that Marvel movies keep coming out and the DCCU is already going up in flames for the second time.
>>67381148
Was The Dark Knight a "meme XD so funny" movie?
No, it isn't. It got critical acclaim.
BvS is just dull shit.
>>67381218
I'm literally enjoying every second of it.
>>67380822
wait, marvel fans or DC fans?
>>67381218
>DCtrads
>trads
Dumb Marvelbaby can't even spell right holy shit
>>67381211
Don't mind him, he's angry cause a movie with DC's top superheroes cannot even beat Ant-Man, one of Marvel's sideline characters.
>>67381244
to be fair. Dark Knight was pretty shitty outside of Ledgers performance. If he wasnt in that movie, I guarantee it would of had a lower rating than BvS
>Retards in this thread actually take in consideration critic scores
Weak bait friends.
The media LOVES to hate on Snyder.
300 = shit critic scores = mindblown sucess
Watch men = shit critic scores = mindblown success
The Man of Steel = shit critic scores = mindblown sucess.
DC haters can jerk those "critic scores" to their hearts content, in the end they worth less than cow shit.
The real deal are the user scores and the box office numbers which are great so far.
Fuck the critics. Old fags and dykes that know nothing but to ride on famous names to get famous.
Audience score matters. Why? Its the people who matter in the end.
>>67381269
Man of Steel alone totally beat Ant-Man though
BvS is going to break a billion easily, more than enough to crush Blank-Man's pitiful earnings
>>67381252
>Dumb Marvelbaby can't even spell right holy shit
It's gotten this low. The pettiness. DCucks are officially going insane.
>>67381269
>yfw Marvel's worst movie still better than "best" DCEU movie
Darn. I bet that 60 something Thor 2 got is looking pretty good right now, huh DCucks?
>>67381267
Wow such comic sans! You sure showed me with that epic picture friend-o!!
>>67381298
Transformers beat both combined and no one is defending it.
money=/= good movie
>franchise reboot
>bale and routh reprise their old roles
>del toro directs
>cranston is luthor
>100% critic score
Calling it now.
>>67381308
Thor 2 wasnt even a bad film. It was just bland and mediocre.
BvS is just straight up bad despite a few cool scenes.
>>67381340
Fuck No. Bale was the worst fucking Batman.
>>67381336
It's a better indicator of quality than paid reviews
It's also probably the only objective way of determining the quality of a movie since a review is subjective.
>>67381008
so thanks to mr terrio all dc superheroes are serious dark characters. all are mythological, semiotic, and philosophical. all the same. maybe mr terrio should have the read the flash, aquaman, superman and wonder woman comics instead of just batman & pretentious shit.
>>67381179
| think if they didn't do anything but Supes and Bats the movie would have been great.
They rushed the league and in doing so give it a wobbly base.
>>67381299
What's the DCtard supposed to do. He really can't defend the movie because it sucks so the best he can do is look for spelling errors.
JOKER HELP SAVE OUR MOVIE UNIVERSE
>>67381298
So as a typical DCtard, what you're saying is you want it to make a lot of money so they keep shitting on your beloved characters and keep giving you garbage DC movies instead of actually producing an awesome Justice League movie.
>>67381439
Man of Steel and BvS are both good
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>67377208
Holy fuck that looks 100x better than the dickhead suits movie cap has to wear.>>67377572
>>67381465
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Holy shit. That's enough /tv/ for tonight.
>>67381423
You lacked method acting.
>>67381363
>paid reviews
>>67381531
Quip In Peace, Marvelnigger
>>67381465
>Being this delusional
Holy shit you DCtards are great for the keks.
>>67371554
>rated lower than Seth Rogen's capeshit
Hahahhahaha pathetic.
>>67379212
>I'm taking a date to a two and a half hour capeshit film
Doesn't matter what you do you're a god damn retarded AUTISM
>>67381616
No way, The Green Hornet has 43% on RT while BvS is like 35%
Ok thats really sad.
This isn't fucking fair...
This movie was supposed to be good...
I'm going to kill myself tonight DCbros, who's with me?
>>67381722
I'ma Marvelbro, so have fun. You guys deserve it honestly.
>>67379659
>TFA is a love letter from a dedicated director
He's literally Hollywood's prostitute
>>67372337
>References to the events of BvS are being removed."
Hahahhahaha that's sad.
>>67381089
She probably meant that it felt like Sunday homework in the sense that she had to sit through it and then write an essay on what she thought about it.
>>67381722
Hey man, consider suicideskwad
>>67381749
>Being a Marvelbro
LOL enjoy getting cucked out of the sweet embrace death by this shit life dumb faggot
>tfw suicide master race
MCUcks are truly the cuckiest of all
>>67381363
>a review is subjective.
What about a large culmination of reviews from people who do their best to determine the quality of films for a living?
But yeah I suppose Transformers, Minions, and Avatar must be objectively quality films.
>>67381838
In the words of Matt Murdoch.
"I don't speak asshole"
>>67381853
>transformers
at least it's better than Silence of the Lambs
>minions
at least it's better than Toy Story
>Avatar
at least it's better than the Godfather
BvS
at least it's better than the Avengers
>>67381865
Nice meme
pic related, your average Marveldrone
>>67382000
That's funny. Seen a guy walk out of a comic book store who looked that kid, fedora and all. The thing is, he had a Harley Quinn book in his hand, and had a lot of hair on his neck.
>>67379586
now make one with all the critic complains about not being like Marvel ones
Reviewers are biased I swear.
>>67382365
People still talk about IM3.
>>67382365
Thor was a good movie. I'd argue equally as good as first avenger.
>>67382563
Thor was pretty Mediocre man.
Tho it almost all has to do with that shitty love internist of his.
>>67382365
>MoS and BvS have a lower rating than the Incredible Hulk
Holy shit. Has the DCfags commit mass suicide yet?
>>67382613
The action scenes were great, Hemsworth was handsome as always and played off of Hiddleson and Hopkins quite well which isnt easy to do. Had a few good humorous scenes, and is the only film where Hawkeye isnt treated like a bitch.
>>67382682
If action made a movie good Furious 7 wouldn't have been ass.
>>67382716
all the Fast and Furious movies are shkt because they are basically michael bay movies with a lot more cars, and Vin Deisel is a shit actor.
>>67382753
which is my point.
Action can't hold a film on it's own.
Thor was bad because of a shitty story and forced romance. Cool fights and Loki alone don't make up for that.
>>67382780
Thor wasnt bad though. You can say it has some problems, but it's an overall enjoyable film
>>67382774
The Mummy was shit
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the only one that deserves to be considered god tier
>>67382833
You compared it to the first Avengers.
Overall yeah, the film was enjoyable. But It's not as good as avengers was.
>>67382851
You take that back about Space Balls.
>>67382888
I said the first avenger as in the 1st Cap movie.
>>67382928
Ah my mistake.
Tho I still feel Cap was much better then Thor.
I watched Thor out of necessity to the over all plot, not because I found it any interesting.
>>67382987
I guess it's pretty subjective and that's fine. Wouldnt say Thor is the best, but it's not a bad film.
UnlikeMan of Steel and BvS just to keep it back on topic
>>67371652
Suicide Squad will be a great movie; I don't understand how this shitty crossover was more anticipated, when the trailer's clearly showed that it was going be a little piece of shit.
