THE DEATH OF DCEU #6
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>literally worse than My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 edition
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
DAWN OF JUST
>>67324743
fuck off Marvel shills
FUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>67324743
MARVEL WON
What went wrong?
IT'S OVER
SNYDER IS FINISHED
BRAVO JOSS
It's over. Marvel won.
The JUSTice league
>>67324773
FUCK
2-12 currently
ONLY 12 REVIEWS
N
L
Y
1
2
>>67324735
You're watching capeshit you tasteless fucking plebeian
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
IT'S OVER
DC BTFO
T-two fresh guys
BOYS MMMMMM
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlL9URwmSCo
REMINDER THAT THE ENDING CAUSED THIS
>snyder is filming the next two movies right now
kek
it' wlll steady later at 58%
Top fucking kek.
>tfw you believed
i don't care anymore
fuck you WB
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
E
A
D
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N
A
R
R
I
V
A
L
JUST
THE DC CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
JUST ENDED IN A HEAT DEATH
AHAHAHAHAHA
How the fuck could this happen?
How could it be this bad, when up until now we haven't heard any blatantly negative complaints about it? All of the "early opinions" were positive.
I don't have a bias either way, I am just genuinely baffled.
TWELVE ROTTEN
How can Snyder even recover?
IT'S OVER MARVEL HAS WON!
ANOTHER FRESH REVIEW
SURGE SURGE SURGE
JDIMSA
>DC
No thank you pham
I'd rather watch puppies being beaten than a Snyder movie
Will capeshit ever even reach the level of film again?
Spider-man 2 was 12 years ago.
Is this /tv/'s TORtanic?
so glad i won't have to watch this
>>67324867
Tried to warn you, bro.
TUMBLING DOWN
What did he mean by this?
>The best moments of Dawn of Justice resemble nothing less than a feature length adaptation of a series of Alex Ross paintings in all their naturalistic glory. But amid the visual treats is an utter mess of thinly-sketched characters, haphazard plotting, surprisingly jumbled action, and “cut your nose to spite your face” world building. It’s not a success either as a stand-alone Man of Steel sequel or a would-be kick-off to the DC Extended Universe, and attempts to insert Batman and his Super Friends do real damage to the story and thus the film. And, my word, this movie is almost a self-parody on “grimdark.”
>yfw Disney buys DC
so happy that capeshit isfinally dying
WARNER CRAZY FO DIS ONE
HE TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
CAPEKINO WAS A BLUNDER
>>67324873
It happened with Fantastic 4. It had an "overwhelming positive" buzz.
DON'T WORRY BOYS THE SHILLS GOT IN EARLY WE'RE STILL ON TRACK FOR 98% DON'T BELIEVE THE MARVELDRONES LIES
I swear to fucking Christ, Allah, Buddha and every other fucking shitty God out there...
How the fuck does this, which by all appearances is both a cinematic spectacle and a cerebral piece of philosophic cinema getting lambasted while fucking garbage cliche, derivative, uninspired, mass-marketing FUCKING TRASH like Ant-Man is getting praised to the skies? Am I alive right now? Is this Hell? Marvel puts out the same boiler-plate FUCKING CRAP every fucking time they part their gargantuan asscheeks to spew their suppurating crap all over theaters everywhere AND EVERY FUCKING TIME PEOPLE LOVE IT. DC does something original, take the less tread path and people shit on it. How many fucking memes does it take to please these piece of low IQ shit? How can you fucking GIVE THE FORCE AWAKENS AND AVENGERS FRESH SCORES but not this? Do these people watch movies or do they diffuse through the epithelium down an osmotic gradient?! FUCK CRITICS. FUCK THOSE FUCKING RETARDED PACK OF PHILISTINES
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>>67324915
You don't need to make shops. Reality is bad enough
>no top critics
>>67324743
Doesn't matter, everyone uses IMDB ratings and they can't lower the score that much when there are already 10k reviews with an average of 9.3. The lowest it can get it's around 7.5 which will translate to a similar score in letterbox and metacritic
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/review-wonder-woman-cant-save-dull-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice
>cape kino
>>67324743
Well what does that mean for DC? Will they scrap all their future plans and quit?
>9%
This is really happening.
>mah marvelshills
>i-it's underrated
>Snyder is a genius you all just don't get it
>>67324743
Yikes. I'm thinking about 50-60%, and the actual movie being like MOS: Has promise and some good moments, but ultimately weak.
>>67324873
It's just Man of Steel all over again. People hate it because Not Muh and/or they're using this to take out their frustrations over the genre on. And yet they'll happily give Marvel Quipfest 25 a 80%.
>>67324743
I-I liked the first My Big Fat Greek Wedding...
>>67324823
Even IGN called it boring. IGN.
>4-11
IT'S HAPPENING
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE GREATEST COMEBACK EVER
A TOUR DE FORCE DESERVING TO BE DIRECTED BY NONE OTHER THAN THE SAVIOR OF KINO HIMSELF, MR ZACK SNYDER
>>67324922
>this movie is a self-parody of grimdark
ouch
>yfw it does the opposite of The Dark Knight and gets only 19 positive reviews
This fucking needless sequel is getting a better score at 20%.
Fresh:3
Rotten:12
>>67324941
Just DC
Marvel will make even more billions
>>67324959
there's one.
Just a reminder that all reviewers so far have bashed it for being NOT FUN
Just wait until kinoreviewers will write theirs. It actually takes time, so in two days it will be 80%.
>>67324973
>Well what does that mean for DC?
Nothing if the movie makes good money.
>>67324873
Me too.
This is flabbergasting.
I pretty much expected mediocre (6-7/10, 60-70%), but holy hell.
>>67324952
IT'S OVER ZACK. END YOUR LIFE.
>yfw dc crashes with no survivors
>>67324963
whatever man at least this one doesn't have gay bat nipples!
>>67324932
i think nobody would care after this
Let's all just take a moment to remember that Disney is an evil corporation that bullied a theater out of showing "The Hateful Eight" ONE TIME so they could show their reddit-tier Star Wars movie for the entire holiday season.
http://deadline.com/2015/12/the-hateful-eight-star-wars-force-awakens-arclight-theater-fight-1201668018/
I can't excuse BvS being shit, but don't go patting Disney on the back for winning by being sociopathic.
>>67324867
>Watching the Suicide Squad trailer and trusting any of WB's decisions
How is reddit taking this news?
I bet Wonderwoman is at fault here.
JUST YOU WAIT YOU FUCKING MARVELFAGS I KNOW ALL THE SHIT CRITICS POSTED THEIR FIRST BECAUSE THEY WERE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION
SOON ALL THE POSITIVE REVIEWS WILL COME IN AND PUT THE FILM WELL AHEAD 60 PERCENT JUST WAIT AND SEE
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>67325021
lmao fuck off DC cuck
>>67324982
as a greek that's pretty much exactly what it's like at any family gathering
>>67324990
So the RT score is 49%?
THIS IS IT LADS
THIS IS THE END OF ALL THINGS CAPESHIT
MARVEL IS NEXT
>>67324743
see? you can't fight disney
>>67325025
FLICK
>The next Dark Knight
>>67325005
>0-4
it's even worse
also you haven't named any top reviewers
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
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TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>>67324950
THIS
DAWN OF JUST
DC Confirmed the cause for the death of the capeshit genre
Is he 2deep4thecritics?
>>67325043
>>67325043
agreed.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
LMAO THIS IS THE NEW JOHN CARTER !!!!!
>>67324743
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS BULLSHIT I SMELL A RAT
>>67324980
this t b h
im still going to see it tomorrow since i already bought the tickets like the good goy i am. expecting it to be mediocre
>>67325012
But it doesn't have qt Batgirl either.
ITS STILL GOING TO MAKE A BILLION IN THE BOX OFFICE
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
>>67325005
>Just wait until the manchild blog critics write their reviews
>>67324743I enjoyed the first My Big Fat Greek Wedding
>>67324932
>this happens
>Joss Whedon is put in charge of an Avengers/Justice League crossover
This thread is a glib facsimile of the star wars rt threads
>>67324743
from what I read it sounds like those people are all disney shills
>TFA 90+%
>other marvel movies have high percentages
those fuckers can literally never give an objective review on anything DC related anyway. will see it tomorrow and make up my own opinion
J U S T
U
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T
15 ROTTEN
>>67324952
>shit on BvS
>they will praise Civil War even tho it will be even worse than BvS
How can you take sites like this seriously? They praise on Age of Ultron, literally the shittiest movie in MCU and capeshit in general because it is popcorn fun.
>>67325091
dumb ghettoposter
>>67325025
CAPESHIT
>>67325074
No reviews on YouTube yet, lads?
You know, the term "BTFO" is tossed around so lightly these days.
But not this time.
>15 reviews
>>67324873
Everything pointed to this.
>>67325074
yes yes he is
>yfw Mike Atchity is fixing the scores
>>67324961
this
>>67325021
Hateful Eight showing at the Dome wouldn't have stopped it from being a flop, or shit.
>>67325042
She has like 5 minutes of screen time
>>67325074
A puddle is deeper than he is.
BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
>BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
>BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
>BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
>BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
These retards tried to catch up to Avengers in one movie.
Marvel flicks may be samey and bland, but at least they knew how to pace themselves.
RIPIP, DC, you really sucked.
any hope?
>>67325098
no, the second weekend drop will be HUGE
>15 rotten
So this.... Is the power of capekino.... Woah......
>>67324784
You don't have to be a Marvel fanboy to make fun of a shitty movie
There's no fucking way it's getting to fresh at this rate, but i don't think it's going to be at 10-30s either, 48-52% is my bet
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
>Joshua Rothkopf - RT Top Critic
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
FIFTEEN ROTTEN
FUCKING FIFTEEN
HOLY SHIT LMAAAAAAAAO
Some men just want to watch the tomatometer burn
>>67325102
most of us did. no shame.
>tfw waiting for the RLM where they will shred it apart
I hope Rich is in!
>>67325110
At least its popcorn fun.
Man of Steel was one of the most self important movies I have ever seen.
>>67325110
Dc cucks btfo
HELP ME /TV/
DC ARE POUNDING AT MY DOOR
PLEASE I DIDNT MEAN TO JUST IT
Hopefully the reviews will deter normies from watching this steaming pile of shit.
>>67324743
HACK SNYDER
I told you assholes
Snyder needs to be fucking dropped
>>67324941
With underoos applause
5 FRESH
WE'RE SURGING
B R U T A L
R
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A
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>>67325106
Or maybe, just maybe, Disney knows how to make good movies?
>>67325074
He's a fucking objectivist dipshit.
He will be directing The Fountainhead next.
Good riddance.
>implying it wont go up
Celebrate now, Marvelfags
LOOK A THIS PHOTOGRAPH
What went so monumentally wrong?
>>67325143
no, dc is dead, bury it
>>67325080
>Ben Afleck now has been in two shit-tier capeshit movies
They should cast Ben as Cable so the Deadpool magic can revive his career.
>>67325174
Dawn of JUSTice
>>67325139
LOOK AT THIS DESPERATION
YOU CAN ALMOST TASTE THE SWEAT OF THIS PATHETIC DKEK
I literally can't stop smiling right now.
I don't even hate capeshit
>>67325074
>when your film quality is represented by the line of y=1/x
>>67325143
>the only positive review is barely positive and only positive because MUH BATMAN
KEK
>>67325143
Nope
>>67325118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HhY2Abi_1A
>>67324853
What happens in the ending?
>>67324873
>All of the "early opinions" were positive.
It's called perception management. Pre-emptive damage control.
Same goes for all the ticket sales news.
>oh look, everyone is buying tickets to our film, you should buy some too!
POST YFW IT'S A GRIM MÈLANGE
>>67325136
And that'll be the main problem for a lot of people.
WE AT 5:15 NAO
>>67325171
>TELL ME, DO YOU SHOW UP?
>YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRAGAHRGAH
>it keeps going down
>8%
>>67325189
tfa was shit and TWS and Iron Man are the only good MCU movies
WHERE IS ARMOND WHITE, I WANT TO TALK TO ARMOND WHITE!!!
>>67325190
qq more lefty
>>67325186
SHELDOR NO
>5 fresh
>15 ROTTEN
>>67325197
No Bane
>>67325222
wew
>>67325173
I was actually more into MCU movies but fuck Joss Whedon, can't be bothered with them anymore after his two pieces of shit.
Remember how people thought MOS was bad when it wasn't.
Remember how peopel think ROS is better than MOS or that Mad Max and Deadpool are good.
IF I WANTED IT
that feel when that edgy suicide squad shit is going to bomb too
>>67325197
Eisenberg.
>MUH FUN
FUCKING
MARVEL
>>67325186
CONFIRMED FOR GLIB
>make a muh bleed edgefest with mecha Batman and the shit Superman that nobody liked and also bombed
GEE I WONDER HOW THIS WILL TURN OUT
>any DC movie not directed by Nolan
>good ever again
Uno farto
>>67325171
>mike likes another shitty big budget movie
>jay looks at him in disgust
>fractures RLM
>RLM dead by end of year
>>67325197
See your own pic.
>/tv/
>predicts force awakens will flop
>15 rottens in 3 days
>predicts batman v superman will be kino
>15 rottens in 30 minutes
Affleck:
>I took sterons and killed my dick for this?!
>>67324952
DKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
This is the exact same thing that happened with MoS and regardless of muh capekino that was genuinely a good and different film that was lost on mainstream audiences and critics alike. It won't flop and we've yet to see all the reviews.
>tfw just cancelled my tickets and I'm going to see big fat greek wedding
BROS
HOW IS THIS FAIR?
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CAPEKINO!!
predicted a 94% on RT what was I thinking?
Why is Warner Bros allowing this to happen? This will barely break even at the box office at this rate. How can they be so irresponsible with such a massive project? WHY did they keep Zack Snyder on board? What were they thinking? Can someone give me a serious answer? This has potential to be the biggest cinematic failure in years.
>>67324980
Even though I think this is true to an extent, I wouldn't be shocked if Disney played a part in this since they are going up against what should be their highest grossing film of the year. Just look at what they did to Tarantino and that was some small time shit.
>>67325251
>MOS was bad when it wasn't
It really excites you guys to spew this shrill hyperbole doesn't it?
I could give a shit about Marvel vs. DC, but holy shit you guys sound autistic.
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
>>67325200
Maybe he'll be the only good thing about the movie and they'll let him have a Batman only movie where he can shine?
>>67325237
>yfw this is the movie that make Armond agree with the majority
Why arent any of you checking the IGN comments section? Theyre fucking golden
>>67325186
GAL GODOT BTFO
ISRAEL BTFO
JOSHUA ROTHKOPF SELF-HATING JEW CONFIRMED
>>67325222
Shouldnt that be 25%
Are individaul critics weighted?
Have we started the fire?
>>67325241
The only one who will be crying here is you DC U C K :^)
>>67324743
normies use IMDB not rotten tomatoes, this doesn't matter at all
>>67325190
t.you
This was supposed to be kino, /tv/. You told me it was kino. This is the first cape movie I've been excited for since TDK. You told me it was kino.
>>67325106
TFA was a great film and Marvel capes are watchable. There is no DC or Marvel anyway, only good movies and bad movies, and we are not getting the promised cape kino.
I have no idea how anybody thought this would be good.
5/15
The positive early buzz
The positive premiere reactions
Where are you now?
>>67325261
Dark movies can be fun to watch too, you know. The Raid is fun
>>67325189
awh, get the fuck out of here. phase one was great but everything after phase 1 (except for winter soldier) was pure mainstream dogshit, appealing to the lowest goddamn piece of shit there is
I'm really hoping dr strange and black panther will turn out to be solid because I can't stand those goddamn jokes anymore
>>67325289
LINK
>>67324922
Wait, they got Alex Ross?
Holy cow
>>67325251
>Remember how people thought MOS was bad when it wasn't.
>>67325141
SENPAI
HARDEST I'VE LAUGHED ALL YEAR
FUCK CAPESHIT
>>67325213
>all those dislikes
DCux denial back at it again
>>67325250
he got fired for his feminist bullshit and A2 being shit
>>67325272
Fucking retard.
>>67325251
>MoS good
>Mad Max bad
Opinion discarded
lmao
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzYfRLMtP9c
>>67325284
This is the most cringe i've ever seen this board behave jesus christ.
We could have colonized mars with the money they invested in this shit.
BASED ARMOND
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU MOST
>>67325255
Won't get these numbers. It at least tried to be fun, at will be worth a slightly higher percentage. Making a drab and depressing capeflick is why this movie is getting destroyed by reviewers even though it's probably much better than Thor 2.
THIS IS CONSIDERED A POSITIVE REVIEW:
>There are moments that make the whole enterprise worthwhile, and introduces an intriguing new Batman. But it's also cluttered and narratively wonky
So I guess X-Men and Avengers are the only competent cape shit movies.
>>67325302
>This was supposed to be kino, /tv/. You told me it was kino. This is the first cape movie I've been excited for since TDK. You told me it was kino.
Kino is a fucking meme you stupid cunt.
>it's just a prank bro!
![Justice-League-Set-Photo-Zack-Snyder-Jason-Momoa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OCvdiPL.jpg "Justice-League-Set-Photo-Zack-Snyder-Jason-Momoa[1]")
>>67325174
>Mind if I borrow some lifeforce, Zacky boy?
>Well I..
>THANKS!
>>67325309
Audience score will be high 80s
>>67324743
A lot of these reviews read like self-fulfilling prophecies. Like they all had already made their mind about it and were just waiting to shred it to pieces.
>>67325236
That's fine. You're in the minority, though, and your opinion is countered by literally hundreds of millions of people.
>>67325274
>not seeing 10 Cloverfield Lane again
>>67325309
>those reports about Warner Brothers being worried after a test screening were true
>>67325241
t. paul ryan
>>67325294
It's some fuck up probably on my side it doesn't change at all, probably something with my browser
I CAN'0T STOP LAUGHIG
>>67325339
He'll probably like it
he became a fucking sellout to pleb cancer last year
>"Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" is too gritty to be fun and too grim to be thrilling.
So wait, did they just criticize it it being not quippy marvelly but not grim and gritty enough?
So a DC comic?
They are complaining its exactly like the comics.
>>67325213
sounds like i'll enjoy it
>>67325255
SuiSquad looks better than this tee bee aitch
>>67325275
Even I went low and said 68
Wait so this gets less than 10% but Avengers gets 92% and the sequel gets 75%? There's no way this movie can be that bad, how did this happen?
>>67325186
Gadot supporters on suicide watch?
HOW DID HE OUTDO SUCKER PUNCH
>>67325287
>Maybe he'll be the only good thing about the movieNo.
>>67325350
Your mom was ready for me to shred her pussy to pieces
The trailers were are warning sign. If you can't even make a trailer look good, then to movie must be utter shit
>tfw i already bought 2 tickets
>>67324743
THIS CAN'T IN ANYWAY BE WORSE THAN AGE OF ULTRON, CRITICS ARE TOOLESS HACK WITHOUT TASTE
>>67324966
Is that the sound of butthurt
>>67325359
based /mu/
>>67325186
>glibness
>>67325190
Honestly The Fountainhead is her least cringeworthy book
>>67325349
I doubt it. They'll be conflicted to say if they actually enjoyed it, so it'll probably be about 50%.
MARVEL FUCKTARDS ARE NOT PEOPLE, THEY'RE AMOEBA
FUCKING RETARDED BACTERIA WHO WATCH THEIR PETRI DISH-TIER FLICKS BETWEEN ROUNDS OF BINARY FISSION
FUCKING SUB-STRATA
>>67325186
If it has the Mad Max composer it can't be that bad, right?
>>67325357
Is MEW the most perfect woman to exist in the 21st century?
remember when people posted for the last month this was gonna be capekino
where's your capekino now
>>67325359
>tfw Bane Star was playing in that thread
Based mods.
IS IT STILL CAPEKINO?
>>67325376
if only there are already trilogy of DC films that nailed a balance. also gritty and grim superman is retarded.
BRAVO NOLAN
>>67325005
>kino
This shitty, nonsensical meme has to end. Worst /tv/ meme in ages
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
ZACK SNYDER FAILED ME AGAIN
HE TRIED TO SELL ME SOME AWFUL BLUNDER
HOPE HIS HACK SOON GOES UNDER
AND HIS CAREER
OF SHITFLICKS
WON'T REMAIN
NEVER AGAIN
IT WAS THE SIGHT
OF CAPEKINO
>>67324743
>>67324743
>>67324743
Jesus christ, this thread is filled with children
>MUH DC
>MUH MARVEL
>BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you retards couldn't behave any more stupid, I swear to god. I don't have anything against people watching capeshit but why are you all so childish? fuck
>>67325384
Sucker punch had few hot girls, BvS has Guy Gadot
i have way too much fun over this, we are truly the worst board
>>67324873
Can anyone name movies where the early screenings got negative reception? Especially a big heavily marketed franchise? The only one I can think of is the nightmare on elm street remake.
>>67325357
Is this from 10 Cloverfield Lane?
I gotta see it then
THEY WON'T LET ME CANCEL MY TICKET
>5.1/10 = 20%
RT math is retarded.
This is hilarious. I didn't think there was anyway it'd be under 70%.
>>67325376
>"Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" is too gritty to be fun and too grim to be thrilling.
Oh my god it's this shit again. This seriously pisses me off. Aren't they supposed to be professional film crittics? Did they not watch Man of Steel? Did they expect it to be a fucking 180 stylistically? What kind of fucking retards...
All we need are for the marvel movies to flop too and it's perfect
>>67325350
Well that's usually how it goes for film.
>>67324893
They're crying about how critics are saying it "isn't fun" and acting like none of their complaints are valid
>>67325431
More like the Death of Capekino
>Daredevil just released to critical acclaim
>it was made with literally 1/100th the budget
>>67325174
He's in LONDON tomorrow! What should I say?
>>67325392
The second trailer was good, but the other two were terrible
Its going up and wont stop going up
Im going to screencap this entire shitty thread foll of shills once it hits fresh
>>67325384
23% is WAY too fucking high, how did this even happen? Every 4th critic liked that gigantic pile of shit? Jesus, should've been like 3%
>>67324743
>5 fresh
>15 rotten
Shouldn't that be 25%?
>>67325439
This happens anytime a new big movie releases.
>>67325455
You're retarded, you don't understand the scoring system
>>67325455
Page is updating slow.
Says 9% for me.
>>67325431
I guess if your definition of kino is shit like phantom menace or the pest
>>67325174
will he bleed?
That Forbes guy who loves Man of Steel and likes even Sucker Punch and said BvS could end up too comples for normies
"beautiful disaster"
http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/03/22/review-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-is-a-beautiful-disaster/#5410b89876a0
>>67324743
They shouldn't have bloated it so soon.
>>67325455
5.1/10 is the average score from the critics.
>>67325464
>Marvel movies
>flopping
Just check this thread for their god-tier marketing
>>67325445
This is preposterous. Did people react this way to the embargo on TFA?
>>67325458
yea and man of steel was shit and did lukewarm numbers at the BO
so i dont know why snyder thought going to the same watering hole again would work
>>67325437
someone vocaroo this right now
J U S T
U
S
T
>>67325434
>gritty and grim
MOS Superman is literally the 90's cartoon Superman on the big screen. Do you expect him to save cats from trees and tell you to eat your ovaltine? what?
>>67324873
It's a sequel to a poorly reviewed film from a shit filmmaker you retards. Everyone with half a brain expected bad reviews.
>>67325464
It ain't happening. Most of the reviews are saying they don't like it because it's not marvel.
>>67325455
The percentage is an average of likes/dislikes.
The average below is the actual score averages.
>what did you think about dawn of herhshsshsh jay?
>*pause for 5 seconds*
>it was the worst fucking movie I've ever seen in my entire life.
>what about you mike?
>I loved it!
>GEE I GUESS I SORT OF DID TOO
>>67325455
No man
You are retarded
>>67324893
"It's not fun?! Well, no, it's not Marvel!"
I'm sure a DC fan posted that. Poes Law makes it a little hard to tell.
>>67325484
Yes.
>>67325487
Which apparently isn't built on math, and serves to artificially give higher or lower reviews than the actual average.
its starting to go up
>>67325431
It's meme magic.
Kino has always been a meme, a literal joke.
BvS embodies the spirit of Kino, at it's core it's a fucking joke.
>>67325510
Yes, but the critical consensus was highly positive so /tv/ was shitting their pants
It's literally being shat on for not being "fun" enough
Is fun the most normie buzzword out there?
Why do people need their superheros to have lolwacky humour in them?
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
5/20 should be 25% but it says 29%. I honestly don't know what the fuck is happening. It had such positive reviews and the majority of audience reviews give it 4-5 stars out of 5, but for some reasons the critics are giving it 1/5. What am I supposed to believe?
>>67325384
wait, that movie was great, though.
Fresh:5
Rotten:15
ITS FRESHENING
>>67325529
Isn't Mike a Disney shill?
this is the work of the jew
warner tought casting a kike would help but in the end the rats are screwing up them again
>>67325455
Actually weird because 5/20 should be 25%
>>67325510
No, it was the opposite, Star Wars fags were laughing at the Haters.
Now the other side is butthurt.
I can't wait for Ghostbusters
>>67325439
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice
>>67325415
It's so weird to think of Junkie XL as a composer. Not to say he's bad by any means.
>>67325439
Shut up fag, you're on one of the worst boards on 4chan. Just enjoy it.
>>67324980
this
so hard
OOOOOOOOOOOH
OHHHHHHHHHH
C'EST LA VIE
WHO KNOWS
WHO CARES
FOR MY FLICKS
C'EST LA VIE
>>67325512
It shouldn't get panned even harder for a movie that according to negative reviews is admittedly better though. Also, how can you blame Snyder? It wouldn't make any sense for a sequel to be completely different than the original.
>>67325561
You go to cape movies because you don't want to have fun?
Damn this is worse than i thought.
I'm starting to feel kinda of bad for the dcucks here lol
How are people shocked though? The trailers weren't even slightly interesting.
There was zero discussion from anyone about this movie for months.
>>67325521
The only good thing about Man of Steel is that it had people wanting Superman Returns 2
Superman Returns is true capekino
>>67325561
haha fuck off
>>67325561
Because they are Marvel protozoa
>>67325583
dumb animeposter
>people on /tv/ not knowing how RT works
Crossboards? but from wehre
After seeing the last trailer, it seemed like this was going to be genuinely a breath of fresh air, but now seeing it being panned...
Will still hold up hopes till I see it myself, but this does not bode well for DC.
>>67325568
its da joos
Kill me
>>67325458
>professional film critics
there is no such thing. nowadays, reviews are just garbage spouted by some retards who think they know about movies. literally children posting their opinions on stuff they have no clue about
>>67325485
>This happens anytime a new big movie releases
it gets more and more pathetic by the day. star wars was the same type of garbage even though it actually was a shitty movie. people haven't even seen the movie, yet they spend their time shitposting here instead of having a proper conversation. a bunch of asocial autists
>>67325568
The same thing happened with Spectre. The earliest reviews said it was better than Skyfall, but it quickly became apparent that it was sub QoS dogshit
>>67325268
But Batfleck is the only thing most reviewers agreed on being good. Despite one out of character moment.
empire gave 3/5
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/batman-v-superman-dawn-justice/review/
>>67325476
Goyers outline was so bad that even terrio and affleck couldnt save it
gal gadot confirmed for 12 lines in movie and is expected to carry an entire movie
DC confirmed death of capeshit by top critic
DAWN OF JUST...
IT'S GOING UP
90% HERE WE COMD
>>67325568
Don't look at fucking audience reviews on RT idioto, those are just fanboys clicking 5/5 months before movie even premieres
>>67325574
In the sense that he gives marvel movies better ratings than dc movies, but all movie critics do that.
>>67325384
I liked Suckerpunch
>>67325415
The score is easily going to be the best part, it's already leaked so you can listen now. Man of Steel had an excellent one too for all its faults.
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
FUCKING REKT
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>67325607
>>67325607
>>67325607
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>>67325607
>>67325607
>>67325597
I don't go to cape movies in the cinema my friend
>>67325621
>yfw it manages to make more than BvS opening weekend
>>67325023
suicide squad looks leagues better than BvS
>is darker grittier avengers cause they're fucking bad guys
>actually looks fun
BvS is just some shitty superman moping around
>>67325074
>Adapted Watchmen scene by scene
>Somehow still managed to miss the entire point of the graphic novel
He has less depth than a feather on a lake.
>>67325583
The review threads for Ghostbusters and Civil War are going to be legendary
I don't want capeshit to die ;(
too soon bros
>>67325569
>>67325658
SNYDER GO HOMO
>>67324980
>there is something wrong with people not liking things they don't like
>people keep saying the movie is shit
>no one here saw it
why do you have to be like this
>>67325500
>BvS could end up too comples for normies
fuck, even MoS was too hard to grasp for people
>WHY DID HE KILL ZOD?!?!?
>WHY DID SUPERMAN NOT TAKE THE FIGHT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!?!?
two simple things which 80% of the people didn't understand because they were either not paying attention or simply too goddamn stupid
>>67325600
You should. You guys are like the old LA Lakers. You have lots of talent on your side but you still have the finances to cheat your way to a championship.
>>67325529
>>67325574
>Well, let me clarify my opinion of this film. Well, let me just say I did not like this movie at all. In fact, you could say I hated this movie. I hated it quite a bit. Probably the worst film I've seen this summer? Maybe not the whole year? Possibly the whole year. It was loud, it was stupid, not in a Michael Bay stupid way, but it was kind of like... it was dumb, it was blunt, and obvious, and poorly written, and annoying... I couldn't stand the ending, I just wanted to cover my eyes and close my ears. Does that make sense?
>>67325577
But Warner is jewish
That score is even worse than I expected. I'll still watch it and hopefully it's better than what critics are saying about it. I liked Man of Steel despite the terrible reviews so maybe I'll like this.
>>67325135
H8 still made 3 times his budget
I've just read all of the reviews.
The basic theme comes down to "Its too complex for a summer superhero film"
So its like Kingdom Come / The Dark Knight level rather than your 25c every day comic then?
How is this bad? Isn't this the exact counter to marvel's quippy colorful superheroes?
>>67325672
then why does it even matter to you?
>In Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel duke it out and the audience loses.
Roasted.
>>67325630
his review was negative but was above 60% (68%).
Fucking Hack Snyder
HOW CAN THIS FUCKING HAPPEN. THE TRAILERS ALL LOOKED SO PROMISING. I HOPE YOU FAGGOTS ARE CONTENT WITH HAVING NOTHING BUT SHITTY ASS AVENGERS SEQUEL AFTER SEQUEL FOR AN ETERNITY. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67325672
Then why do you watch cape movies at home? Because you don't want fun?
>>67325659
I was at a record store today and saw the score available on vinyl. Almost bought it, actually.
>>67325529
they fucking hated MoS though
>>67325760
>THE TRAILERS ALL LOOKED SO PROMISING.
lol
/tv/ told me all blockbusters buy their initial reviews.
What happened?
>>67325058
Or even worse: Marvel's power is consolidated through the sheer lack of competition. We are entering the next era of capeshit, almost entirely predicated upon quips and one-liners.
What did we do for God to hate us so?
>>67325590
sadly enough, that's not even a joke. this is literally the worst board on 4chan. even /v/ isn't this retarded and they have LOTS of retarded threads
>>67325609
I'm willing to bet that most reviews are made by marvel cucks. of course, there is a chance that the movie is actually shit but I'm not willing to trust reviews again on this one
>>67325681
Don't worry, capefilms won't dieTony will save us
>>67325325
>WB failing will kill cape
They have two shared universe movies out. The only way to implode this shit is a Marvel film getting the same type of battering. And you know that even when they deserve it most critics still refuse to lash out because it's "fun".
10/17!
WE'RE GETTING THERE MARVEL KEKS, GET FUCKED
it'll be about as good as the mcu capeshits, so pretty mediocre and fun in the theater, but will have different flaws
critics are shitting on it because its not muh marvel quipmovie.
im seeing it tomorrow and if it actually turns out to be as garbage as the RT score claims then well i guess DC/WB is fucked
>>67325479
other way around, fucktard.
>>67325439
Personally, Im laughing at all the DCfags who krpt spamming their movie and shitting on Marvel, relying purely on hype.
It feels cathartic. If goes to show that you should not overhype something.
>>67325346
Shut the fuck up you abject fucking plebeian leaf who flits from cock to cock on blockbuster winds.
>>67325449
the magnificent seven was poorly received in theaters. also citizen kane was a box office flop
>>67325213
>all those dislikes and mad coments
>IGN review counts as fresh
>People haven't seen the REAL negative reviews
>>67325213
>those dislikes
fanboys just can't take criticism
>>67325760
Same with Man of Steel.
>>67325760
>DCucks actually believed in Zack Snyder
WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT
>>67325391
You should be a reviewer with that wit.
>>67324870
>tfw someone posts a pic you made
Most of the complaints in these reviews seem to be that it's not "fun". Whatever
>>67325796
>guardians reviewed positive
>avengers 1 and 2 reviewed positively
>ant-man reviewed positively (only good one out of the four)
marvel is literally making comedies, bad ones at that, and getting away with it. great marketing move, disgusting movie when it comes to adaptions
at least that way we got daredevil
I DONT WANT CAPESHIT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DONT DIE ON ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER
DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME YOU ASSHAT
WE HAD SO MUCH
WE HAD THE WORLD IN OUR HANDS
WE HAD FUN
WE HAD CAPES
DONT DONT DONT DONT
;(
GUYS GUYS
THEY GAVE IRON MAN 3 79%
THOR 1 77%
THOR 2 66%
MAN OF STEEL WAS BETTER THAN ALL THESE FILMS YET ONLY GOT 56%
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN. THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT
>>67324893
Fuck off, /v/eddit.
>>67325255
SS looks fun and David Ayer isnt a hack
>>67325993
>MoS was better
nope
>>67325864
personally, I loved MoS. I don't even really discuss DCCU movies here because nobody can act normal.
you can't discuss marvel movies either because there's always shitposting faggots who have apparently never been educated on having a proper conversation with people
>he fell for the trailers
HAHAHA LITERALLY SAME THING HAPPENED WITH MAN OF STEEL
HOW CAN YOU BE SO RETARDED
>>67325439
Welcome to t/v/! Enjoy your epic stay!
>>67325796
>>67325957
>Le comic movies for kids should be serious and explore real world issues
kill yourselves
>>67325269
is just 3 autist not the entire board
reviewer here: Disney has paid my company to write a negative review of the film. THE MOVIE IS GREAT DONT BELIEVE THE LIES
IS IT RECOVERING?
>>67326087
:o
;(
YES
SNYDER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67326079
Why would they honestly bother? Manchildren and actual children will still go see this flick, they'll get the funds for a new shit, and keep pumping out despite whatever shit reviews they get.
>>67326053
Not quite that far, but they should be more diverse than relying on quips to sell a movie.
>>67325464
Mavel perfected the generic agreeable formula. The general public, critics included never tires of their shit. Just repeat the quips and the usual third act and you get at least a 7 all around.
>>67326161
stop your memes
they hurt
>Literally "MUH FUN"
Seriously, fuck these assholes. Was a mass shooting in the theater too much to ask ?
>>67326168
I wouldn't know. they just paid us to do write poor reviews
>>67326029
The Iron Man sequels and Thor movies are far worse than Man of Steel.
41℅ now.
>wake up
>see this
oh this is going to be a good week, yesterday already confirmed this with punitive damages for Gawker
Im glad I didnt take the Helium trip out yet until the movie I want to see next monthhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt2937696/
>>67325561
Wasn't the flamboyant Lex made for these kind of people?
>>67326231
>℅
>c/o
what
TOMATOMETER
29%
Average Rating: 5.3/10
Reviews Counted: 27
Fresh: 10
Rotten: 17
Still at 29% for me
>crittics literally complaining that the movie is not "fun"
well I guess it's fucked. old /tv/ will hate it because it's capeshit and neo /tv/ will hate it because they prefer comedies with super hero skins.
>>67326087
>mfw the marvelcucks ran in first to shit on the film
>mfw it's capekino
It's rising...
Still 0% with top critics
>there’s zero humor or self-deprecation, as there was in Joss Whedon’s pitch-perfect The Avengers
>2/5
This is from a 'top critic' :^)
>>67326523
We're living in the age of JUST, friendo :^)
>>67326523
jesus can reviewers seriously not judge a movie on it's own merits? it's not trying to be a marvel film, why compare it to one? over half these reviews are "ITS NOT AS COOL AS MARVEL WHICH MAKES ME LAUGH"
>>67326523
>>67326567
It's sad that these top critics need marvel-reddit quick quips or they lose interest
is it that bad? I'm seeing it tomorrow
>>67325695
>WHY DID HE KILL ZOD?!?!?
Fuck yourself. The problem with that scene wasn't that he killed Zod, the problem with that scene is he bawled after doing it despite the fact that at no point did the movie ever establish that he didn't want to kill anyone. It's shitty half-assed writing and it exemplifies Snyder's major problem of adding in scenes regardless of context or whether or not they make sense.
>>67325492
HE WILL
>>67326225
Still nope. Mediocre movies are better than literal dogshit.
MoS isn't good just because you liked seeing buildings fall down.
Based on this thread, I will see it gladly. Fuck this thread and its love of negativity.
>>67326844
The first Captain America movie was mediocre. Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, Thor, and Thor 2 are terrible, terrible movies.
>>67326966
NOT ACCORDING TO RT HUE HUE
>>67326966
And MoS is still worse than those.
>>67325760
The trailer for Man of Steel made the movie look like actual kino, trailers ain't shit
>>67324952
Calm down, Zack. At least if DCCU fails you can finally make my fucking Legend of the Guardians sequel.
>>67325384
HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>And what of the title's promised skirmish? That face-off between two comics legends becomes but one in a series of big things bashing into other big things, which is what Snyder and writers Chris Terrio and David S. Goyer mistake for storytelling.
>Gorging on bombast and self-importance, swamped by its own mythology, Batman v Superman is loud, sprawling, and distracted. The action jumps around almost as fast as a man can fly, but nowhere near as smoothly.
>No major blockbuster in years has been this incoherently structured, this seemingly uninterested in telling a story with clarity and purpose.
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
WOW.
>>67325074
Yes. Plebs shall never comprehend his genius. He's like Socrates or Van Gogh, a misunderstood genius. He is the Nick Land of cinema.
>>67325623
>Spectre worse than QoS
>>67325143
>Joshua ((((Rothkopf))))
>top critic
>>67325156
((((((((((((Rothkopf)))))))))))))))
