>eye of the storm edition
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
>>67325607
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Dawn of JUSTice
YOU TOLD ME SNYDER WAS A VISIONARY
YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR IT'S NOT RIGHT
>>67325607
IT'S OVER
DC BTFO
MARVEL WON
DAWN OF JUST...
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DC DIED?
Just kill me now.
>>67325607
>5:15
>9%
That's not how math works
IS IT FINALLY OVER?
DID MARVEL WIN?
>DCCUKS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS GOING TO KILL MARVEL
HAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHEAAAHAHA
IM PANICKING HERE
IVE BEEN WAITING OUTSIDE THE THEATRE TRYING TO SCALP MY TICKET
NO ONE WANTS IT
BROS CMON
>TFW shitposting like this for the next 3 days
feelsgood
DANCE THREAD
27%
DC IS SAVED!!
THE DISNEY JEWS DID THIS I KNOW IT I FUCKING KNOW IT
DIE FUCKING JEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
ZACK SNYDER FAILED ME AGAIN
HE TRIED TO SELL ME SOME AWFUL BLUNDER
HOPE HIS HACK SOON GOES UNDER
AND HIS CAREER
OF SHITFLICKS
WON'T REMAIN
NEVER AGAIN
IT WAS THE DEATH
OF CAPEKINO
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>67325707
Reviews don't mean shit, sadly. It'll still make $1.5 billion.
>>67325607
>9%
Literally fucking how?
Even man of murder managed to break 50%
Like holy kek, I can't think of anything other than indie basement garbage that's been this shit.
If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
REKT
E
K
T
SNYDER ON SUICIDE WATCH
10/ fresh
17 rotten
GRACE LIKES IT LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVbxPpTHWc
"STANLEY KUBRICK-ESQUE"
37%
DARK
KNIGHT
RISES
METACRITIC AND RYM ONLY MATTER
FIND ME THE SCORES NOW
>>67325726
solid
11%/10
10:17 will it get to at least 50% lads?
I just wanted to enjoy my capeshit in peace...
>>67325607
did i call it or did i call it
10 fresh
17 rotten
32%
Superman Returns is capekino.
>Normies hated it because Superman didn't punch people in the face
>Critics loved it because it was a well made, cinematically pleasing movie
>29%
JUST
>>67325607
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's rising
SNYDER IS THE TODD HOWARD OF CINEMA
NEVER FALL FOR HIS TRICKS
>>67325607
>It's real
FANTASTIC
0/10 not enough jokes and not enough Iron Man
>implying normies read review sites
they'll make money regardless, it's superman and batman m9
ITS GOING UP
90% HERE WE COME
xth for Hezbollah and Palestine, also fuck the Jews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdZgkGI5h0A
>>67325786
Tell me about Bane
37%
CAN IT BEAT MOS?
>>67325786
this
also TELL ME ABOUT BANE
>>67325607
5/20
9%
Is seriously nobody else wondering what the fuck is going on with RT's math?
>>67325786
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>67325716
Nodoby thought that, don't be daft.
>>67325786
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>67325786
>Normies
NORMIES IS A NORMALFAG MEME YOU ABSOLUTE WANNABE /r9k/ SCUM THAT JOINED THE SITE IN THE LAST 2 YEARS
>>67325713
That's how RT works.
>>67325786
WAS CRASHING DC PART OF HIS PLAN?
>>67325607
Snyder tried to be like the true master of kino, failed
ITS ON THE WAY BACK UP
GUESS WHOS BACK
BACK AGAIN
DCS BACK
CALL A FRIEND
>>67325786
Was getting caught part of your plan?
67% incoming
> a few jokes wouldn't have gone amiss, either
Marvel has destroyed any chance for a superhero film to be taken seriously ever again.
I hope you're proud
I can't believe it's this low. Anything in the 60's or lower is unacceptable. My guess is that it'll top out at like 71%
>>67325607
lol, this is Cape Kino, right guys?
>>67325797
>>67325775
JUST reach 70% at least. That's all I predicted. That's all I ask. I don't read comicshit or anything, I just want it to be at least 70%
JUST this once let it be so
Everyone always told me I was stupid for thinking DC was better than Marvel. After this shit pile of a movie, I have to admit that they were right. Time to make mine Marvel.
It's rising
Well, it was fun while it lasted
We'll always have those five threads ;-;
>>67325838
>this damage control
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
It's gonna be at 75% by tommorow
But this is funny still
>>67325786
how the fuck this has 76%? it's garbage
for god sake DC, just hire RDJ and reboot your shitty universe
>>67325795
sauce?
>>67325853
>implying Interstellar and TDKR were good
hahahahahhahaha
>>67325607
This is really sad, because now no one who sees it is going to give it a good review because they're already convinced it will be objectively bad.
>>67325812
>implying normies read review sites
you're fucking retarded
Normies read that shit all the time now. This is still going to make a ton of money but this is going to hurt how much it makes.
>>67325856
MY KINDA FRANK
>>67325856
MY KINDA FRANK
>>67325724
But the movie has 2 Jewish actors.
Mods just give these children a sticky already.
RIP Capekino meme
February 2016-March 2016
we cri every tiem
>>67325607
>capeshitters actually thought zack fucking snyder was capable of making a good movie after man of steel and sucker punch
>>67325867
>superhero movie
>being taken seriously
HAHAHA
>>67325883
Pleb detected.
>>67325647
>5 fresh 15 rotten just a minute ago
>10 fresh 17 rotten now
its freshening
capekino is real
>>67325856
MY FRANKA FRANK
>>67325722
Looks like it's going to end up 50%.
Some top critics hate it.
Some top critics love it.
>>67325895
Yeah, Man of Murder and Dawn of Killing are better hahahahahaha
DKEKS
B
L
O
W
N
THE FUCK OUT
>>67325893
random reaction thread at /co/ , sorry
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>67325873
jesus his laugh looks so weird
>>67325878
its still gonna be 50-60 at most at this rate, which some expected but is pretty piss poor for a movie this big in hype and budget
>It's a 14 year old uses the word Kino unironically to describe their superhero movie made for children thread
>>67325607
pls be the start of the end of capeshit
SAVE US NOOGAN
>post yfw it still tops 90% of marvel movie box offices
CAPESHIT DIED TODAY
BUT CAPEKINO WAS BORN
>>67325875
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE HOLY SHIT DO YOU SOUND STUPID.
>>67325856
MY KINDA FRANK
>snob critics from NobodyCaresNewspaper rush to pan this
>/tv/ shitters rush to read the low percentage and declare the death of DC
>tomorrow this will have 90% and you will all suicide yourselves
see you tomorrow, faggots. screencap this.
Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara Deshi Basara
this can't be happening, I'm in charge here!
>0% with Top Critics
>>67325856
MY KINDA FRANK
HE TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
CAPEKINO WAS A BLUNDER
>>67325904
Not him, but that didn't stop transformers 4 and 3 from making over 1 billion
Maybe bay is magic
DC KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67325954
>it's an "autist takes memes too seriously" post
>>67325965
Idk man, normies trust RT. If it gets terrible reviews, people won't see it.
>>67325915
Disney kikes are literally the worst jews
>It's a 14 year old uses the word Kino unironically to describe their superhero movie made for children thread.
mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>top critics are all rotten
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>DCEU... hurrah!....
>10/17
Is it going to make a comeback?
B L U N D E R
L
U
N
D
E
R
>> the biggest shock of all might be how little actual Batman v Superman action is in "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice." About 40 minutes went by before any notable action sequences fired off. And the pair's big showdown doesn't come until the film's overlong final act. Which means a thick chunk of screen time has no superheroes, and no action.
Welp. That does it for me.
>>67325940
I never said that, retard.
>>67326013
dc movies not being made for children is part of the problem probably.
>>67325952
Yeah, it makes more sense with noise tho
>>67325977
More like BASURA
>>67326025
It will get same exact score as Man of Steel
>what did you think about dawn of herhshsshsh jay?
>*pause for 5 seconds*
>it was the worst fucking movie I've ever seen in my entire life.
>what about you mike?
>I loved it!
>GEE I GUESS I SORT OF DID TOO!
>>67325975
>USA Today
>Hollywood Reporter
>Entertainment Weekly
>>67325874
you and me brother, I never read any comics and I really liked MoS since I know pretty much fuckall about Superman
>>67325975
it'll need 140+ positive reviews to do that.
Is that your final answer?
Can we go back to watching actual quality movies now instead of derping like 14 year old about every capeshit flop?
>>67325996
Transformers 3 was before people started to listen BUT IN AMERICA TRANSFORMERS 4 DID SHIT BECAUSE THE RATINGS WERE SHIT
IT DID OVER A BILLION BECAUSE OF CHINA
FOREIGN PLEBS EAT THIS SHIT UP BUT AMERICA ACTUALLY LISTENS TO REVIEWS MOST OF THE TIME NOW
>>67326001
all my pleb friends just use IMDB
>>67325965
it's a 250 m production with bat and super, there is no way they can do at least 750 m
![rep-starwarstheforceawakens.1080p.bluray.x264.mkv_snapshot_01.48.49_[2016.03.22_15.36.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nZs9Wof.jpg "rep-starwarstheforceawakens.1080p.bluray.x264.mkv_snapshot_01.48.49_[2016.03.22_15.36.18].jpg")
RYM IS ALL THAT MATTERS
PATRICIANS
>>67325975
>being in this much denial
POST YOUR FACE WHEN THAT WILL BOMB IN THE BOX OFFICE AND ZOOTOPIA WILL KEEP ITS 1TH POSITION!
Up to 41% now. The fire rises.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
OUT OF MY WAY, MUST SAVE DC
>>67326031
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>67325756
>jesse is fucked
lmao
THAT'S IT
IT'S OVER
DC IS FINISHED
SOUND THE CANNONS
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYGrC17oTwY
>even the good reviews are telling you to prepare to be disappointed
STICKEY WHEN??????
>>67325856
MY KINDA FRANK
WE NEED MORE ROTTENS
>>67326049
>tfw they include BvS on Best of the Worst
>>67326069
>250 m
You mean 410 million, right?
>>67326049
I'm over these two assholes I don't give a shit about their opinions anymore.
>>67326051
I said Nobody Cares, not Nobody Reads.
>>67326025
Generally when movies start out that low, there isn't much of a chance they'll make it to the "Fresh" rating.
>tfw even the good reviews for the movie complain about it
>>67325975
>I don't know how reviews or percentages work
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *slurp* BOYS
BOYS
>>67326069
*can't do,
fucking autocorrectot
>>67326059
I bet there's other threads on this board. Hell, I bet there' other communities that talk about what you want to talk about ALL THE TIME!!
>this will top the box office
>so will captain America
>capeshit is here to stay
>>67325975
You're like Ted Cruz saying he still has a shot of making it to 1237
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR CINEMATIC UNIVERSE SENPAI?
>>67326059
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT IN HERE YOU CAN LEAVE AND FILTER THE THREAD.
>>67326063
what site is this?!
CAN'T DOUSE THE MOUSE:
http://collider.com/ascendant-budget-allegiant-box-office-shailene-woodley/
>>67325607
EXPLAIN
>>67325856
My kinda frank
>>67326038
>Batman Vs Superman
>Not for children
What did you expect, it's Zack Snyder
>>67326059
You mean like Zootopia and Star Wars, both 90%+ movies?
So when all the reviewers that have been paid off by Disney-Marvel are accounted for, will we actually see some honest reviews?
>>67326102
>with the two Avenger movies
>>67326072
>>67325925
Or the shills arrived
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO DCFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>B-B-B-BUT MUH CAPEKINO MUH SMART SHIT
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>67326124
this has to top the box office to be considered a success because of the budget
>>67326108
the 160 mil is for the justice league movie
but imagine if they manage to get a movie with fucking batman and superman to flop, just imagine how hard that shit will tank
>>67326080
>DAMAGED
>CONTROL
>>67326025
Comeback to what? Even modest predictions expected it to end up at like 60-70%, but it's probably going to end up like MoS, if not worse
>>67326054
read birthright atleast so much better than mos when you want a modern superman origin story
>>67326151
D a m a g e
A
M
A
G
E
>41%
Oh Shit, the Shills are here
>>67325684
Fucking shill
>>67326151
>that level of denial
>>67326124
Civil War will get a 80-95 rating and make 2 billion though.
>>67326123
>g-go awai, it's not me FUCKING POISONING YOUR COMMUNITY WITH CAPEFAGGOTRY EVERY DAY AND EVERY FUCKING NEW RELEASE, IT'S YOU WHO SHOULD FIND YOUR COMMUNITY
I would seriously beat you with a club in real life for saying this.
>>67326159
It's over, even the normies know the extent or the damage
Rip Dcu
>March 22, 2016
There are moments that make the whole enterprise worthwhile, and introduces an intriguing new Batman. But it's also cluttered and narratively wonky
EVEN THE POSITIVE REVIEWS ARE SHITTING ON THE MOVIE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>67326140
RISE DARK KNIGHT, PLEASE
B-BUT EVERYONE CHEERED FOR WW...
>>67326219
sweet!
>>67325607
>first capeshit i've wanted to see since the first modern spiderman
>it's trash
can this genre go any lower?
>>67326133
JUST
>Early reviews are typically the least critical
>Already at 41%
So this shits landing in the 20-40 range, right?
![la-et-mn-justice-league-zack-snyder-20140428[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q0Z6LQh.jpg "la-et-mn-justice-league-zack-snyder-20140428[1].jpg")
Confirmed for too patrician for the pleb public. Thank you based Snyder. Those paid-off Disney shilling critics aren't going to stop the dawn of capekino.
Hopefully this will end the "Zack Snyder is a good director" meme and the "capekino" meme once and for all.
>>67325874
Aah, Icarus...
(Said in Stewart Lee voice)
Think im gonna go with friends belligerently drunk for the lulz.
>>67326134
>>67326123
hi samefag
>DC Haters
>>67326198
Cry harder DCfag
>>67326070
>6 ratings
>41%
THE FIRE RISES
guys will the movie be a glib facsimile?
>>67326063
>TRANSFORMERS 4 DID SHIT
Transformers 4 was a reboot of the franchise with an all-new cast. Also Transformers 4 did $250 million in the US which isn't 'shit'.
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=transformers4.htm
>BECAUSE OF CHINA
T4 did great in China because it was mostly filmed in China and starred Chinese stars.
>>67326258
aren't you epic
>>67326246
HACK
>>67325975
It will probably balance around 50%, which is pathetic.
Holy shit /tv/. I know we memed about how bad this would be in jest , but really now? It's even worse then we could have imagined. This will both kill DC and the careers of every one involved.
>>67326123
>>>/co/
>>>/v/
You don't belong here. None of you do.
>>67326059
We will
/film/ is coming confirmed by hiro
I have just arrived from a screening of it
people were throwing shit from their arses at the screen
it was savage as fuck
>>67326253
HARDLY. THIS MOVIE WILL BE SEEN AS MISSUNDERSTOOD ON /TV/ . SCREENCAP THIS
Why
>>67326258
Let me guess: You're white.
WOW
WOW /tv/
you seriously had expectations from a Zach Snyder movie
WOW
HAHAHAHA IT'S RISING DESHI DESHI BASARA BASRA
TV FAGGOT AUTISTS BTFO
>Butthurt "Critics" rush to condem the film
>complain about lack of action and not being a guardians of the galaxy flick with reddit humour and no stakes
>Audiences love it so far and just like Man of Steels has great audience reception
Yep it's Kino
>>67326262
sup?
Calling it, it's going to level off around 50-60% and Civil War will be better reviewed.
if anything good comes from this it'll be that synder gets axed and they bring in someone that knows how to direct
>this low of a %
But... but Zack said it would be alright...
Why did he lie...
What do we do now DCbros
It's not fair...........
>>67326304
/tv/ really is composed of a bunch of niggers
ITS FUCKING OVER
THEY MANAGED TO MAKE A FUCKING BATMAN VS SUPERMAN MOVIE BOMB
FUCKING BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
>>67326031
Looks like Affleck's Quran reading scene takes up a good portion then.
>>67326295
>people were throwing shit from their arses at the screen
no that was the movie
>>67326319
you missed a red spot. next time use Photoshop, not MS Paint
Serious question: Why is it so hard for WB to get their shit together?
>>67326289
you don't seem to be making me leave
i will laff if it doesnt beat man of steel
Who else /stuck@29%/ here?
Can anyone who has seen it tell me how the FUCK they fucked this up? What did they do wrong?
>>67326013
there is no "Kino" word in english dictionary stupid
>>67326342
COME BACK TO DISNEY.... TRAITOR!
>>67326316
>audience loves it.
>>67326316
>all these assmad
>>67326250
Early reviews like that are usually from fan sites that want the traffic, there's plenty of "big" papers and sites that don't give a shit about it and there it can go either way. I remember when Linklater's Bernie started at like 20% and ended up at 90.
It's obviously not going to happen here, but i predict 50% just like MoS
ITS GOING UP SENPAI
THE SIT JUST CRASHED FROM ALL THE SHITPOSTERS AND CAPESHIT AUTISTS OOGLING AND GOOGLING
ITS GOING UP
anything below a %50 on RT is a misunderstood gem.
anything that is critically praised is garbage.
>>67326342
It will be alright. It is just Disney shilling.
>>67326361
At 37% here. Some people have 41% allegedly.
>>67326362
THE ENDING
THE RUMORS WERE TRUE
WHY ZACK SYNDER
>>67326349
Jesus, that's sad.
>>67326362
They didn't stick a Marvel logo at the start of the movie to let the audience know that they're supposed to like it.
>not understanding there are ~300 reviews to go
>thinking this is going to be anyway near the final rating
Remember /tv/ is always wrong
T A C T I C A L N U K E I N B O U N D
I liked Man of Steel so this will probably be good too, but I do wish they would forget about the Dark Knight Trilogy. Being dark and gritty works for Batman, but it doesn't work as well for the entire DC universe.
>I predicted it to be at 34%
>it's at 39% right now
Fucking kek how the fuck did I guess so great? You assholes didn't even listen.
>>67326402
use firefox instead of chrome
>>67325756
I really hate her voice.
>>67325607
>>67326362
Well you see a good movie needs good plot, logical story, proper development and solid sequences. It can't be all capeshit.
>>67326316
Only patricians can understand Snyder's genius
I LEGIT JUST GOT BACK FROM AN EARLY SCREENING
PEOPLE WERE FUCKING BOOING. FUCKING BOOOING. THERE'S A SCENE IN THE MOVIE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SUPER LE EDGE DARK AND EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF.
DC IS KILL. BANKRUPT INCOMING. FLOP.
>cast Mohammed Al-kebab Affleck as Batman
>cast skinny no-tit Jewess as Wonder Woman
>shit ratings
>>67325607
Please Disney buy DC, Warner can't do a shit
>>67326362
It's because of this guy right here
>>67326345
>movie about two instantly recognizable pop culture icons meant to kickstart a mega-franchise
>give it to zack snyder
It's not like they weren't warned
>>67326362
Made a joke about the brussels bombing and had Superman convert to islam, using his powers to ferry immigrants to europe
>people thought this movie would actually be good
LOL
>there are people who actually thought this would get a 90+ rating
>>67326362
Okay, so: why did you expect this to be good? Serious question.
>Bad director (who HATES superman - no-one directing The Fountainhead should ever direct a superman film)
>Bad writer
>Rewritten by a friend of the lead actor
What about this spells "good film"? Why were your expectations high?
>>67326403
what the fuck were the rumors?
>>67326316
>Implying a movie title BATMAN VS SUPERMAN is for anyone but teenagers and manchildren
>>67326151
LMAO
