THE DEATH OF DCEU #5
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>ITS HAPPENING EDITION
embargo over, reviews any minute now
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
how are you fucking nerds even seeing the 2 rotten? its says nothing for me??
3 rotten so far
first for reddit
4 ROTTEN
JUST
U
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T
first for dcucks on pooicide watch
DUBS CONFIRMS CAPEKINO
HE BROUGHT THE
WAR
TO
US
4 ROTTEN OH FUCK
>>67323933
I'm seeing 3.
>>67323904
3 ROTTENS
the ending will trigger everyone and will give it a bad rating
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BOYS
I don't give a fuck about this flick but how does 4 measly Rotten scores make it BTFO?
Empire gave it 3 stars
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/batman-v-superman-dawn-justice/review/
HAHAHHHHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
This is what I'm seeing
are they going to cancel JL? i mean I would after this
>5 rotten
>40% average
BRAVO SNYDER
>3 ROTTEN
>>67323958
where the actual reviews at though
>>67323904
It says 3 reviews, but only shows 2.
They need to fix RT so it stops doing that.
lol yall niggas buggin
"If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange..."
DOA DOA DOA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
--Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4 rotten in a row, wonder how long the streak can get
Capekino, no! You were the chosen one!
>4 rotten
JUST
JUST
JUST
4 rotten. It's over dcu is finished.
HAPPENING
SUICIDE WATCH
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>4
>F
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>CUATRO
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>View all critic reviews (4)
>Theres only two
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
FOUR ROTTEN
DKEKS BTFO
DC IS FINISHED
Just fuck my movieverse up senpai
>The film is a discordant and almost three hour experience. There are some good and bad things, but still better than Man of Steel. [Full review in Spanish]
How is this rotten?
>>67323989
man that 1st reviewer gets it
>/tv/ is having a life thread about this
lel i love this board
>>67323952
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
THE FEEVAH
THE RAHYG
WHY IS SNYDER ALLOWED TO LIE TO US
WHY CAN HE SELL THIS KIND OF GARBAGE LIKE IT WAS GOOD FOR CONSUMPTION
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>67323989
where do you see this shit
only shows the spic reviews for me still
>>67324033
rating was 50%, fresh is above 60%
Looking at reviews online, outside of RT.
It's been all 2 or 3/5 thus far.
Well... Damn, I guess.
>CAPEKINO
CAPEKINO
>CAPEKINO
CAPEKINO
>CAPEKINO
CAPEKINO
>CAPEKINO
CAPEKINO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
DC BTFO
BASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN BASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN BASED MARVEL WINS AGAINBASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN BASED MARVEL WINS AGAINBASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN
>4 rotten
IT'S DONE, CAPESHIT IS OVER
SHOWING 4 ROTTEN REVIEWS NOW
CAPEKINO MY ASS
>DKEKS
looooooooooooooooooooooool
>>67324008
IT'S ALL OGRE
>>67323904
BASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN
>>67324028
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AL-BEN-FLECKI IS FINISHED
>>67323904
4 ROTTEN
Fucking cancerous meme plebs
Just a reminder as the reviews start coming in: critics decide if their review is counted as fresh or rotten, not RT.
All that heavy camera holding for nothing I guess
FIVE
>rotten: 5
F A L S E K I N O G O D
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WERE UP TO 5 ROTTEN LADS
ahahahaha
>Batman v Superman will be better than Civil War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE
>6 rotten
6 rotten
>6 rotten
6 rotten
>6 rotten
6 rotten
>6 rotten
>rotten
>rotten
>rotten
>rotten
The most expensive movie in history. How many careers were just ruined?
DCUKS said this was capekino
http://m.ca.ign.com/articles/2016/03/22/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-review
6.8
>6.8
6.8
>6.8
6.8
>6.8
>>67323989
>250 million tombstone
fucking savage
Threads like these are the reason I come to /tv/.
>Inb4 20 fresh in a row
I refuse to belive the movie is this bad. But then again it's Snyder
>MUH CAPEKINO
HAHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS YOUR BUZZWORD WOULD STING LIKE HELL WHEN THIS CRAP WAS RELEASED.
>>67323989
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
HAHAHAHAAHHA
6.8
.
8
FIVE
MEME MAGIC IS REAL GUYS
THIS WILL BE THE 9/11 OF CAPESHIT
SCREENCAP THIS SHIT NOW
>0%
DKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CAPEKINO MORE LIKE CAPESTINKO
IT'S ALL OVER!! DC IS FUCKING FINISHED!!
LONG LIVE THE MOUSE!! LONG LIVE THE MOUSE!! LONG LIVE THE MOUSE!!
>Average Rating: 5/10
LOL
>4 ROTTEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S OVER
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/joshua-rothkopf/movies
It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right,
I hope you had the time of your life.
>>67323989
$250 million dollar tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
ALL CAPESHIT BTFO
Oh hey, it got a fresh!
>Rotten: 6
>being alive to see the second coming of Batman & Robin
Now I can die in peace.
Holy fucking shit, it's getting BTFO
MORE LIKE DAWN OF JUST
FOUR YOU
THE STATE D.C.
DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS DELETE IT
14%
IT'S OVER DKEKS IS FINISHED
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
1 FRESH
More like kin0%
Omg what a disaster
>implying reviews on rotten tomatoes matter
>6 rotten
IT'S OVER
>>67324139
>GO IN EXPECTING LESS OF DC'S VERSION OF THE AVENGERS AND MORE OF A VARIATION ON WATCHMEN.
That sounds fucking great
Capekino confirmed
>14%
CAN
NOT
FABRICATE
SUCH
FANTASY
This is so embarrassing. HOW CAN THEY FAIL SO MUCH WHY THEY DO THIS TO US GUYS.
YOU HAD ONE JOB SNYDER.
>1 fresh
streak ended
I T S O V E R
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Devin hates it.
DC U C K S BTFO
DC U C K S BTFO
DC U C K S BTFO
i was prove wrong
>>67323132
meme magic has given us a chance
>>67323989
i'm so fucking happy, death to all capeshit
>6 (SIX) rotten
>There will never be a good D.C. movie in your life time.
>>67324140
more like 400 tho, and i'm pretty sure that's WITHOUT marketing
>>67324153
>67x36
>6.8
>ign
That's like a negative number on any other site.
>>67323904
DC is a mess
POST YFW DC UNIVERSE IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL
It's over.
>>67323904
>Snyder fudges Man of Feel
>bring him back for another go
I still have hope, not even a DCuck, I just like the comics and wish this is even a little bit good.
Meanwhile...
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/get_a_job_2016/
>JUST
Snyder on suicide watch
Even the audience thought it was shit.
Here's the guy who gave it a Fresh review
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/sean-oconnell/
>GAVE AGE OF ULTRON 4/5
>GAVE THE MARTIAN 5/5
CONFIRMED SHIT TASTE
MARVEL WINS MARVEL WINS MARVEL WINS HAHAHANAHAHAHAHA CAP'N AMERICA WINS LOVE LOVE LOVE SUCK MY COKS DCFAGSVTLITCHESWHEORR
>>67324253
>-1%
DC is fucking done
>People unironically thought it would be above 80%
BTFO
Grant me dubs to combat the negative wave, oh Great Dubsman
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
>BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
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> BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
>BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
> BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>13%
I'm heart broken
>>67324209
TOP FUCKING KEK
F O U R T E E N P E R C E N T
what the fuck? i have a feeling of utter discord.
it was fucking great. i just saw it. it WAS a capekino. don't let the paid shill critics delude you.
I THOUGHT MAN OF STEEL WAS JUST A FLUKE
I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE DAWN OF CAPEKINO
YOU LIED TO ME
>>67324153
This movie needs less philosophical drama and more escapism?
>>67324268
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>67324153
If people don't like it because it isn't "fun" and has philosophical themes, doesn't that make it actual cape kino? Like what if it's just the first non-shitty capeshit? And the reddit plebs reviewing it don't understand?
Idk I'm sure it sucks anyway (as all capeshit does) but that's something to consider
>>67323904
HOLY BAD REVIEWS, BATMAN!
9 reviews
1 fresh
8 rotten
It's actually over, isn't it?
HOLY KEK i'm fucking dying of laughter
MAKE WAY FOR CAPEKINO
EIGHT ROTTEN
I want to see this happen to Marvel too so we can get movies that aren't capeshit
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>67324021
>>67324133
Hirame is the best desu
1 fresh
8 rotten
JUST
>>67324293
Nice try
My dubs will ensure 100 more negative reviews
check it
>they unironically thought DC would 'beat' Marvel
fuck you snyder
is it too much to ask to make one good fucking movie
JUST ONE
PLEASE
FUCK YOU
>>67324246
Suicide Squad is out in a few months.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? This is not that serious.
>1 fresh
MARVELFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67324206
lel
do i need to see man of steel to understand this movie?
>mobile is showing it at at 0%
6
>SIX
6
>SIX
6
>6
>>67324222
FUCK YES
I will probably like it
>>67324343
That's a flick at best.
>Rotten: 8
11 PERCENT
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Part 1
>Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman? Could the Flash outrun Superman? Could Superman craft a boulder so heavy even he couldn’t lift it? While “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” ostensibly seeks to tackle the first of those evergreen schoolyard hypotheticals, it’s the third that ends up proving the biggest litmus test for director Zack Snyder. Tasked with colliding the two most archetypal of American superheroes while also answering critics of his last outing, “Man of Steel,” and perhaps most importantly, paving the way for an extended DC Comics universe of films on which much of Warner Bros. future bottom line relies, Snyder has set a Sisyphean task for himself. That this very long, very brooding, often exhilarating and sometimes scattered epic succeeds as often it does therefore has to be seen as an achievement, and worldwide box office should be sufficiently lucrative to ensure future installments proceed on schedule. But amidst all the grueling work of saving the world and shouldering a franchise toward the heights, it would be nice to see these heroes, and this series, take a few more breathers to enjoy the view.
>botting the site with fake reviews
WHY DID THEY ALLOW THIS FUCKING HACK TO DIRECT ANOTHER DC MOVIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67324306
it is dawn of capekino. you have to go look for yourself.
>11%
I'm dying
14%
OH MY GOD
>There probably could be a really interesting movie about the ideological divide between Batman and Superman, but on the basis ofDawn of Justice, Zack Snyder was not the man to make it. He has no feel for the finer pointsof morality; the questions he asks are too straightforwardand the resolutionhe arrives at after all that talk and too few setpiecesiswaytoo simple. Instead of playing up the differences between the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight,Batman v Supermanflattens them.
http://screencrush.com/batman-vs-superman-review/
Snyder and DCucks on suicide watch!
So is this going to be shit as well?
THE ONLY FRESH REVIEW IS SOME CAPESHIT KEK HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67323904
>better than man of steel
>I still don't like it
>capeshit needs to stop
So does Disney pay these guys or something?
WARNER BROS EXECS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67324289
>I was one of them
>>67324222
Devin is fucking spot on about Snyder hating Superman.
>>67324271
That bottom review tho.
>I watched Warner Bros. TM Batman TM versus Superman TM on a IMAX TM screen
SHILL HARDER CUNT
GUYS IT FUCKING HAPPENED
I CANT BELIEVE IT
> -1%
OH MY FUCKING GOD
How many years until the Mouse buys DC?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67324380
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DCKEK
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
I love how we love Rotten Tomatoes when it's convenient to shitpost.
B-BUT GUISE THE FIRST CRITICS ARE THE PAID SHILLS HOW CAN THIS BE
F A L S E G O D
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oh
>>67324315
you are right. you are so, so right. this movie is not for normies.
>PEOPLE THOUGHT SNYDER WOULDN'T FUCK IT UP
>you already bought your ticket
WHY WAS I TRICKED
>>67324367
Part 2
>Proving that the placement of names in the title isn’t simply alphabetical, the first few reels of “Batman v Superman” spends most of its time in the company of the Caped Crusader, with controversial casting Ben Affleck stepping quite comfortably into the role. That the film opens with yet another operatic depiction of the young Bruce Wayne’s most formative trauma is perhaps unavoidable — Bruce and Martha Wayne have been killed so many times in so many different media that their deaths may as well be one of the stations of the cross — but our first glimpse of the adult Wayne is hardly standard issue. Taking a civilian-level view of the cataclysmic destruction of Metropolis that ended “Man of Steel” on a contentious note, we watch as Wayne attempts to remotely evacuate his own Metropolitan Wayne Enterprises skyscraper, crippled by a wayward Superman (Henry Cavill) as he battles with General Zod just outside of the frame. Despite his mad drive through the battle-torn streets, Wayne arrives just in time to watch, horrified, as a friendly security guard loses his legs and a young girl becomes an orphan.
>Setting Wayne up as the film’s initial conscience is one of Snyder’s most interesting gambles, especially as his Batman quickly evolves into the most morally ambiguous iteration of the character yet seen on film. More than willing to shoot, brutalize and kill if the need arises, this Batman is still a figure of mystery in Gotham, and Snyder refrains from showing us the character in full cowl until surprisingly late in the game.
>>67324338
Right? I really feel like he has a genuinely good movie in him, and he just hasn't made it yet. Probably came closest with Watchmen and Dawn of the Dead.
>8 ROTTEN AND COUNTING
8 ROTTEN AND COUNTING
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8 ROTTEN AND COUNTING
How much is Marvel paying these "reviewers"???????
This is bull shit
>$250 million tombstone
IS THIS THE EXTENT OF YOUR HOPE DKEKS
>>67324376
>4 OUT OF 10
HOLY SHIT
how is this the death of capeshit? Marvel churns out 10 movies a year now. DC is shit anyways
>hire a talentless hack to make you flagship movie
>its a mess
>hey why not bring the same guy for another try
B
R
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V
O
DC
C
BRAVO
Is this the end of the Capeshit meme?
please god let it be
Save us Reeves, please
Average Rating: 5.2/10
Reviews Counted: 9
Fresh: 1
Rotten: 8
Meanwhile at Disney HQ.
>13%
>13%
>13%
Anyone else genuinely surprised by this? I HATED MoS and didn't like any trailers, but i totally expected this to be better, Batman is an easy character and it's not hard to make a safe, watchable movie to start your franchise
>>67324430
i got it for free for imax :^)
>>67324246
>the last legitimately well made dc comics film is nearly a decade old
Kill me.
>>67324399
SNYDER DONE FOR
>Trusting Zack Snyder with anything
>>67324416
M-M-MUH SHITPOSTING
GET FUCKED NIGGER
Can someone tell me who these reviewers are? I've never heard of any of them
STICKY WHEN?
IT'S A MARVEL CONSPIRACY
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, SNYDER IS A MASTER VISIONARY
>when everyone hates dc and you start liking it to be a hipster
This is the most juvenile board right now.
>>67324431
Part 3
>Fortunately, Affleck’s Wayne — here sporting salt-and-pepper temples and all the baggage of a man who, as faithful butler Alfred (Jeremy Irons) notes, “got too old to die young, and not for want of trying” — is a winningly cranky, charismatic presence even when out of costume. Diving headfirst into the sorts of detective work that Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy often short-shifted, Wayne casts a skeptical eye on Superman while investigating a mysterious underworld figure named White Portuguese, his tracks traced by an equally mysterious woman (Gal Gadot).
>Meanwhile, Superman has hardly recovered from the fallout of his chaotic battle with Zod when controversy strikes yet again. Though he’s been welcomed as a savior by most of Metropolis, in the course of rescuing Lois Lane (Amy Adams) from a terrorist interview gone awry, he’s blamed for the deaths of several African villagers. This attracts the scrutiny of the crusading southern Senator Finch (Holly Hunter), who heads up a Congressional Superman Committee, disturbed by the Krypton’s exercise of unilateral power.
>She gains an uneasy ally in a cheeky young industrialist named Alexander “Lex” Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg, retaining his Zuckerbergian misanthropy from “The Social Network” and his stringy, Cobainian hair from “American Ultra”), who hopes to seduce her into allowing him to import a mysterious glowing green substance discovered in the Indian Ocean. Scarfing Jolly Ranchers, quoting Nabokov, and showing up to formal events wearing a white blazer and sneakers, Eisenberg tackles Luthor as the brogrammer from hell, a chattily malevolent presence who provides the only real moments of levity in the film.
>>67323904
reboot when?
>Average Rating: 5.2/10
>tfw sat here laughing at capeshit review scores while eating sour Skittles and listening to the Wicked soundtrack
What am I doing with my life?
I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real...
>>67324399
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67324468
Yes i'm surprised, how the fuck do you fuck up Batman and Superman this much?
IT'S NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT SNYDER YOU HACK
Oh dear
>>67324483
Dumb animeposter
lmao civil war is going to get a solid 80%
DC BTFO DC BTFO
IT just keeps getting lower and lower
Somebody PLEASE post the image from two years ago where someone calculated a 75% rating based on snyders older films
10 rotten
>>67324408
Not even a DCfag. I'm seriously wondering how someone can say all that shit and give it a negative review while praising other capeshit.
>>67324477
They work for Disney.
>Reviews Counted: 11
>Fresh: 1
>Rotten: 10
DKEKS HAND OVER YOUR SHOELACES AND NECKTIES
>mfw this thread turns out to be more enjoyable than the flick
Marvel BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Thank you based Snyder
>THINKING YOU COULD BEST BASED NOLAN
#BRINGNOLANHOME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0fl5fgTDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0fl5fgTDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0fl5fgTDg
>>67324493
that will ALWAYS be /b/, followed by /v/, followed by /mlp/
>>67324504
one of us
>>67324468
It is better, don't worry. As someone else who hated MoS but saw BvS last night, it is definitely far more enjoyable. These reviews are pretty ridiculous.
This thread is moving so fast no one will notice I'm filmmaker Zack Snyder
>WB goes bankrupt
>forced to sell DC to Disney
>DC/Marvel's first comic event is a huge universal merging
>this time it's permanent
Welcome to the new age lads.
>>67324496
Part 4
>Juggling all of these strands while steadily beating the drum toward the battle promised in the title, Snyder sometimes loses track of his various allegories. Scripters Chris Terrio and David S. Goyer provide kernels of philosophical and theological quandaries throughout, while their nods toward contemporary political debates are more complex than the scattered visual gags (such as an anti-Superman protestor waving an “Aliens Are Un-American” placard) might seem to imply. Yet the essential clash of ideologies promised by the central conflict — vigilante justice vs. self-sacrificing restraint, night vs. day, Dionysus vs. Apollo — never develops quite as forcefully as it should, and the life-or-death battle between the two icons ultimately comes down to a series of misunderstandings.
>While “Batman V Superman’s” Dark Knight may be more of a pure punisher than some fans might prefer, Snyder’s conception of the character at least feels fully formed, while Superman remains something of a work-in-progress. (If nothing else, it’s strange to see Clark Kent cast a more brooding figure than Bruce Wayne.) Daily Planet scenes are even more perfunctory this time around, and Adams’ Lois has plenty to do but little to say.
>>67324483
It doesn't work like this for capeshit kiddo
there is bad and there is bad
>the end of Snyder's career
TEN
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ROTTEN
>>67324418
THE FIRST CRITICS ARE PAID SHILLS HIRED BY MARVEL TO PROMOTE CIVIL WAR
WAIT UNTIL THE REAL REVIEWERS SEE IT
>/tv/ actually thought this was going to be good
>/tv/ actually thought this would topple the MCU
>>67324377
Do you even have to ask?
1 OUT OF 10 OH MY GOD
CONFIRMED WORSE THAN FANT4STIC
Dawn of JUST
>1/10
>4.9 average score
Man of Steel all over again
is it wrong i hope warner bros crashes and burns and hundreds of people are laid off? a company this stupid needs to stop existing asap
HE MAKES CAPE KINO JUST GIVE HIM ANOTHER 400 MILLION HE WILL MAKE IT WORK TRUST ME SENPAI
OH BOY WERE VENTURING INTO FANTASTIC 4 TERITORY
I still don't want to see it because I think the casting of Luthor was retarded and misses the point of the character entirely.
>9%
NINE (N I N E) PERCENT
Wow, I thought it would be mediocre, not fucking terrible
>Rotten: 10
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
DEATH OF CAPESHIT
DEATH OF CAPESHIT
DEATH OF CAPESHIT
Maybe all the rest of the reviews will be fresh
>>67324544
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN TO THE BACKLASH OF THE RUMOR YOU FUCK?
>>67324548
Last part
>As a pure visual spectacle, however, “Batman V Superman” ably blows the hinges off the multiplex doors, and editor David Brenner does excellent work to comprehensibly streamline the chaos, capably captured by d.p. Larry Fong. Composers Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL are again key assets here, with Gadot’s theme in particular proving quite infectious. Snyder largely tamps down his penchant for hyper-stylized combat imagery until the end, where he stages a series of galactic battles that take style notes from sources as varied as classic WWE rumbles and Harryhausen creature features. As overblown as the lengthy showdown might become, Snyder gets closer than ever before to the classic chiaroscuro palette of classic comics, and even if his scrupulous efforts to avoid reopening “Man of Steel’s” collateral damage debates are a bit on the nose, at least he’s clearly received the message.
>>67324430
Shoulda bought that Civil War ticket instead pham
JUST FUCKING REMOVE SNYDER FROM JUSTICE LEAGUE NOW
This is boys, this will go down as one of those historic days on /tv/.
>>67324544
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A BLUNDER YOU FUCKING HACK
>NEARLY LOWER THAN FANTASTIC FOUR
>>67324399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNMVFxiX8WQ
Song for the movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL02p9KhABo
>10
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMI
YOU JUST CAN'T
wtf went wrong? Is it Zack Snyder's fault? People mostly blamed Goyer for Man of Steel having shit writing.
>>67324565
DAWN OF JUST FUCK MY DC UP SENPAI
>6.8
IT'S OKAY
>8%
EIGHT
>8%
EIGHT
>8%
Literally on track to getting a lower rating than MoS. Bravo Snyder!
>>67324544
Guess your twisted vision is too much for other people
>>67324453
>dc dies
>people get tired of capeshit movies
>marvel thinks they will be cock of the walk
>all of thier movies start to bomb
>capeshit dies
>hollywood implodes
>we enter a silver age of cinema like the 70's or 90's again instead of endless capeshit franchises
Posting in a historic thread
DC PLEASEEEEEE GET RID OF SNYDER!!!
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GktwcJAh96c
>mfw even Iron Man 2 and Thor 2 got better critic reviews
MARVELFAG REPORTING IN
WHO WILL WARNER BROTHERS BLAME
>>67324612
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>>67324627
please. please GOD
BUT ALL THOSE POSITIVE TWEETS
>>67324315
Yup, every negative review seems to be slamming it because it "takes itself seriously", is "dark" and "philosophical". A few of these guys said it isn't fun enough.
Whatever. I thought this was going to get an 80% or something around there (I saw it and enjoyed it), but it looks like it's going to get slammed hard. I expect low 50s and 40s. What a shame.
I guess most audiences want movies like Ant-Man. That's fine.
FINISHED
it deserves to be rotten for having Bat of Murder
>>67324588
The negative reviews admit it's better than MoS, so if this comes out worse than a 55% you know Disney has had their hand in it.
20 ROTTEN
20 ROTTEN
TWENTY ROTTEN
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAO
>people actually expected a movie called Batman vs Superman to be good
>>67324564
WB should just kill themselves. All their franchises are dying.
>>67324615
>....not really "fun"
How can non-journalists even compete?
LITERALLY
THE BLUNDER OF A CENTURY THIS SHIT COST 400 MILLION TO MAKE ANOTHER 250 MIL AT LEAST TO MARKET
>>67324592
Literally the same level of delusion as berniecucks.
This is embarrassing
>>67323904
oh well, looks like we're just gonna have to put up with quippy capeshit till it dies, which it fucking won't
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A?t=53
:'(
>capeshit will die in your lifetime
>>67324569
going WAY worse though, MoS was fresh at 62-65% for a long time, dropped to 50s like 3 days into release
WE ARE VENTURING INTO FANTASTIC 4 TERRITORY
HOW CAN THEY FUCK THIS UP SO BAD
So did the Jews lose today?
sticky when?
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
HAHAHA
CAPESHIT BTFO
FUCK OFF REDDITORS, YOUR GENRE IS DEAD!!!!
>299 replies
>147 posters
shills plz go
>>67324680
> it's better than MoS
Kidney stones are better than MoS
>>67324615
>offers more philosophical drama than superhero escapism
this is a good thing imo senpai
SCOTT HAS SPOKEN
>11 rotten
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE
8% 8% 8% 8%
>the only thing every review mentions is it isn't "fun"
This is the least informative criticism there is. You're a pleb if you judge by how "fun" something is.
in a way this weekend's box office doesn't matter, because if this is truly shitkino nobody will go to all the other DC capeshit. Warner BTFO
>>67324569
It wishes it could get MoS reviews.
TORtanic level of disasterI really was hoping for at least a somewhat enjoyable movie to go see this weekend, oh well.
>>67324712
People will still watch the movie
So is the V in the title because its 5% fresh?
I have tickets bought for tomorrow.
I am a huge Batman fan.
Please help /tv/
>>67324569
but the score is waaay below that
there is no way it can be that much worse. im fucking positive not even snyder could fuck up that hard
>Directed by Zack Snyder
Will this be the last time these words are written in film credits?
Can someone explain what is happening? The majority of the audience reviews give it 4-5 stars out of 5, but on the main page it says 4.9/10?
QUICK DCcucks: HOW DO YOU DEFEND THIS?
It's gonna make hella bank either way so who gives a shit.
I'm not going to see it, I know that.
>>67324713
Seeing this thread jump to bump limit under 20 minutes hopefully soon
>MUH CAPEKINO MUH CAPEKINO
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY
I swear to fucking Christ, Allah, Buddha and every other fucking shitty God out there...
How the fuck does this, which by all appearances is both a cinematic spectacle and a cerebral piece of philosophic cinema getting lambasted while fucking garbage cliche, derivative, uninspired, mass-marketing FUCKING TRASH like Ant-Man is getting praised to the skies? Am I alive right now? Is this Hell? Marvel puts out the same boiler-plate FUCKING CRAP every fucking time they part their gargantuan asscheeks to spew their suppurating crap all over theaters everywhere AND EVERY FUCKING TIME PEOPLE LOVE IT. DC does something original, take the less tread path and people shit on it. How many fucking memes does it take to please these piece of low IQ shit? How can you fucking GIVE THE FORCE AWAKENS AND AVENGERS FRESH SCORES but not this? Do these people watch movies or do they diffuse through the epithelium down an osmotic gradient?! FUCK CRITICS. FUCK THOSE FUCKING RETARDED PACK OF PHILISTINES
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>>67324743
G...g...g...guys....
At least the r...r...reviews say that B...B...Batfleeck is good? R...r..right?
holy shit this is worse than fantastic 4
>>67324735
Only Marvel movies are 'fun'.
The only reviewer that matters loved it and that's good enough for me
>>67324752
just stay home and watch the nolan trilogy
>single digit score
I AM SORRY I WAS JOKING PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF ANON
Hack Snyder rides again.
>>67324752
you will love it as a batman fan
you will hate it as a superman fan
hes the best part
>>67324731
How the fuck are you getting wrong numbers?
It's been at 14% for at least 15 minutes now.
>>67324765
THE DISNEY JEWS DID THIS
FUCK ME IF IT'S NOT THEM
>>67324767
>thinking it's going to make money
Once normies hear about how bad critics hated it, they won't dare go see it.
>>67324468
I'm not remotely surprised
>Director who has never made a good film
>Writer who is a terrible writer
>Rewritten hastily by a guy pulled by the lead actor (who it was impossible to fire once announced)
This was always going to be shit. People had been saying it for months. It's just recently, in the past 2 or 3 months, this massive resurgence in propping it up started.
>>67323904
DC Confirmed by non mexican top critic for the downfall of superhero films
DAWN OF JUST....
>2 fresh
It's literally goat.
>>67324752
you will like it.
batmankills
>>67324761
The majority of audience haven't even seen it yet. They're just fanboys spamming 5/5 reviews.
The actual RT scale only takes critics into account, unlike IMDB
>>67324761
lel literally grasping at straws
>>67323904
HAHAHAHAH
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/review-wonder-woman-cant-save-dull-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice
HAPPENING
>>67324668
I can't see any critic reviewing it on its own terms. All we're getting is 'its too serious, and marvel has proven that serious is bad'.
A hardy KEK for you snyder.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
Who /stillgonnaseeitfortheirhusbando/ here?
>>67324761
Audience "reviews" are counted differently if at all, because most of them are fanboys who will give 10/10s out of sheer hype. Or haters who will give 0/10s out of sheer hate.
>>67324377
I am actually expecting it to be better. Snyder isn't involved, and the tone its trailers give off actually fit the characters.
>>67324808
>actually believing this
Yeah because nobody went to see the Smurfs and 50 shades of shit, right?
>>67324761
>Rotten Tomatoes
Should have gotten christian bale for batman
It's honestly pathetic with all the perception management they tried.
>claim ticket sales are beyond predictions
>claim test audiences like it
>try viral campaign through wonder woman
Avengers worked because all the characters were established beforehand. DC should have been fucking smart and done proper Batman and WW movies before packing everything in one film.
Well deserved bomb.
>>67324735
It's capeshit. It has literally no value if it isn't fun.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
20% and rising! Marvel is FINISHED
>>67324615
>... not really "fun"
>>67324752
I am too anon, I am too.
Let's just pretend this movie never happened
>>67324747
For the first week, yeah, based on user reviews from premiere it's getting terrible word of mouth tho and it has a GIGANTIC budget
>>67324792
>the first "adult" superhero film
MARVEL BTFO
>>67324780
Stay mad Warner.
one of the only fresh reviews is
>Those expecting BvS to be DC's answer to Marvel's Avengers will find it more akin to Snyder's Watchmen instead.
so were all these people expecting it to be like marvel capeshit?
i dont know, i didnt expect it to be this shit. im fucking sure it cant be worse than MoS
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Thank you, Jesus.
A few more of these, and Capeshit can finally die.
What will all the Tumblrites do with their prefaded Captain America shirts when the fad is over?
m-muh capekino
>>67324880
lol kid, you have no idea how business works in the social media age
>>67324887
reviews are saying batfleck is the only good thing about this
>Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice is the most incoherent blockbuster in years
>Marvel can rest easy. Zack Synder's superhero spectacle is a meatheaded, humourless mess that squanders its cast and makes little sense
>No major blockbuster in years has been this incoherently structured, this seemingly uninterested in telling a story with clarity and purpose. It grumbles along for what feels like forever, jinking from subplot to subplot, until two shatteringly expensive-looking fights happen back to back, and the whole thing crunches to a halt.
>That Wagnerian final brawl is exactly what you want in a film called Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice – but it doesn’t come close to compensating for the blithering chaos that preceded it. The first hour in particular is so haphazardly assembled, I honestly wondered if a reel had gone missing from the projection booth.
>The heavy religious symbolism of Man of Steel now looks relatively restrained: Superman himself has gone Full Christ Metaphor, and his life is an endless cycle of rescuing people (mainly Lois) and pulling expressions of pained benificence. Cavill has almost nothing to do apart from look chiseled, which makes a depressing kind of sense, given the film seems to view his character as a living statue.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/review/
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
>LITERALLY COST 1 BILLION TO MAKE
>LITERALLY THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
reply to me
>>67324735
capeshit is formulaic trash for brain dead morons who want to turn their brains off.
Of course their criticism will be its not fun
>>67324964
DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST, DAWN OF JUST,
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It'll be fine.
Why is Warner Bros allowing this to happen? This will barely break even at the box office at this rate. How can they be so irresponsible with such a massive project? WHY did they keep Zack Snyder on board?
>>67324944
>kid
Nevermind, you are just a shitposter.
>>67324780
I think we are witnessing some incredibly interesting albeit frustrating bandwagon effect probably in conjunction with shilling. The negative reviews even admit it's better than MoS and say shit like they are just tired of superhero films in general, so I'd have to see their other reviews to see just how full of shit they are.
>>67324923
I'm sure lots of them went in expecting it to be like Avengers and when it wasn't just thought it was a shit movie
I'm not defending the movie if it's actually shitty but these scores are uncharacteristically low for Zack Snyder, usually he gets a solid 60% on anything he does, it's weird that this would get such a low score especially considering the trailers made it look good
>>67325035
And you still replied anyway. Have a nice day.
>>67325033
Real talk, I think Disney was worried about their Zootopia gross. Even for a Snyder project this shit is a little unbelievable atm.
>>67324377
>literally had a last-minute name change to #Soo-si Skwa
Justice League Mortal doesnt sound so bad now does it WB?
>>67324752
Never has this image been more appropriate.
IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER GUYS!!!
>>67324752
Just watch Daredevil Season 2 and pretend Elektra is Talia, Daredevil is Batman, The Punisher is Lock-Up, and Foggy isn't in it.
How much does BvS have to make to break even?
>>67324752
You'll be fine, Batman is great. Far better than the Nolan Batman.
Shit. My wife's son has been bugging me to go see it. Now I'm gonna have to suffer through a snoozefest.
>>67324765
I like DC better than Marvel. But jesus, DC movies sucks.
>>67325243
$200 million, maybe less with advertising deals. It's already supposed to make that domestically opening weekend, it'll be fine.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>There are moments that make the whole enterprise worthwhile, and introduces an intriguing new Batman. But it's also cluttered and narratively wonky
THIS IS A POSITIVE REVIEW HAHAHAHA
I don't think it'll be as bad as the reviews are saying since most are saying it's not fun like Marvel movies. That should be seen as a positive. The less Reddit of the Galaxy, Quipathon it is, the better. It's most likely going to have cool moments and all together be a mediocre forgettable movie. But it's Batman V Superman. It's a must see if nothing else, other than it marks the end of capeshit. Hopefully the 20's will be a new golden age of cinema that's rid of all these capeshit, reddit-pandering shitfest. It won't happen but I can dream.
pic unrelated
Remember how everyone liked those FlyDubai commercials that were linked to this movie?
Remember how one of those planes crashed this week?
I havent had this much fun on /tv/ in years
>>67325292
Haha, it's a meme.
>>67324404
>mouse
>not rat
>>67325340
>Being in denial that much.
>"it"ll be good because the critics hate it"
Imdb 9,3...
What?
>>67324404
Sauce?
why am I so happy it's failing when I was so indifferent towards the movie
>>67325340
DC stands for "Damage Control" apparently lmao
>>67323989
>We all know superheroes don’t die, not when there are reboots in the balance. After this one, you’ll wish a few of them did.
classy
>>67325505
It's called schadenfreude
>>67324668
what? if a movie isn't enjoyable, that's fine?
that's very enlightening! thank you!
Beautiful
>>67325442
Never said it'll be good. I think it'll be a bad movie and I said as much. All capeshit is bad. Daredevil on Netflix is the only passable capeshit so far and that's a 6-7/10 at it's best.
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