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CITV or CBBC?
>>67239867
90s CITV was the best.
>>67239980
Agreed
Gotta mix it up. As a kid you knew what was on and when, you could bounce seamlessly between both channels and watch all the best shows.
Also if you liked Blue Peter you probably enjoy cocks in and around your mouth and anus.
CANT CULL THE MULL
>>67240007
danielle was a top tier slag
>>67240270
I didn't but what else was on at that time slot?
>>67240270
90's Grange Hill was God-like. But CITV was better for everything else
Heheh nothin personal kid
>>67239867
CITV all day niggah
who /knightmare/ here?
>>67240490
Knightmare was based. Shame it's not on Challenge anymore
Anyone want the 90's / 00 era childhood youtube link dump?
CITV for Fun House. Loved the twins when they were young.
>>67240571
Yes
>>67240577
Pat Sharp did them both
>>67240618
Prepare for autism set for max.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coZfzTcv4bA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L-c1p6LPDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk2QyLZeB4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY5zQXYYMaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4a8rIGKM-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTr1TjlpKUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPkH8gPDps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWJe_vl0oao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uPVf2p2QaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWwIyKOCrd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQu-V2llXUg
>>67240063
GOOD LAD
BBC had Pingu
>>67240681
GOAT show desu, literally first crush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpwhohWhrEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFcIJWe0zE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKhMP2r4XGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWNR-08Ff0w
>>67239867
Citv, cbbc was for faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d9QZFdW8uQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPu9mLfLoOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPz1Zy98bJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue0mvlxdonE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBKY9VmGFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MipcSvxW30
>>67240710
>tfw sure I'm the only person on /tv/ who actually watched Bagpuss
I'm not even old, I had it all on VHS for some reason, good show desu.
>>67240782
Nope, I watched Bagpuss as well.
Still have the music stuck in my mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPE_5V-axVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPCH4hTs35Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijqsBRkZGzU
Zapp was decent. With that mischievous slut who played pranks on nigglets.
>>67240854
Daisy Dares You
>>67240854
>you now realise it was made especially for deaf kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QunMZbbeIzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNDuNh_Rw6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9-bu_yLFM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VvACBzkxkg
Am I smothering the thread with links?
>>67240877
Oh shit.
The music was pretty good for the time. I remember the ambient dread sound as the comic rotated being particularly spooky.
That big tits black girl on the BBC
but Citv had the sleepover club so it wasn't too bad
Dick 'n' Dom in Da Bungalow
>>67241106
I disliked both of those shows.
sam and mark was good, so was dick and dom.
that school show with the 2 schools competing against each other was cool too. was it called 50/50 or something?
>>67241276
Yeah, blue vs yellow.
/thread
Post your most nostalgia-full shows:
Grizzly tales
Shoebox Zoo (I was an extra on this with some classmates lol)
Feather boy
Tracy Beaker
Bamzooki (what a load of shit)
And the greatest of them all, jeopardy
I was a bit of a spaz and didn't stop watching childrens tv till about 14.
>>67241332
Bugged me out as a kid. What are they all seeing?? Does the kid who 'dies' just solemnly walk off and they are pretend? Weird. Fucking Raven SHIT
>>67241332
"Send your """"gays"""" to the north" lmfao absolute banter.
>>67241332
Jungle Run was much better
>tfw SMart did my school cafeteria up
>>67241400
>Shoebox Zoo (I was an extra on this with some classmates lol)
Shit, really?
My brother loved that show.
>>67241276
I loved how some cunts got to go on the mad as fuck inflatable assault course and others just got to answer questions...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW_wCdTDTxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSlypo_32aY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0evlWSY8kTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwzVjsu9XvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6CoIwcJ-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8GOup-hZQE
>>67241400
I agree with Tracy Beaker and Bamzooki. Bamzooki was absolutely fucking mind-numbingly bad looking back at it, but was fun when I was younger.
>Watch my Chops
This was one of my favourites, was actually really funny
>Jackie Chan Adventures
I had all the talismans/comics, I've since lost them
>>67241332
This
>Jungle Run
Probably the best one out of its genre at the time. The prizes were pretty sweet, and the ending Mazes for the Golden Monkeys was genuinely entertaining.
>Kerching
This was like a really shit knock off of Kenan an Kel but it was decent enough
>Mighty Truck of Stuff
I used to get jealous as fuck when someone won all that shit.
>Being poor
Neither.
>TO ME
>>67241461
Yeah there was an episode where marny goes on a school trip to a park, I was one of the school students, a few schools in the area had people put their name down if they wanted in, about 40 got it.
>>67241579
What?
>>67241579
>I have Sky TV, therefore rich
>>67240007
She simply does nothing for me. There's something about her face that is just off.
>>67241579
Ah so you were that kid people were friends with just so they could watch wrestling and soccer am at your place
Neither.
Who the FUCK chose Blue and Yellow to be the colours for 50/50. I watched that shit on a BLACK AND WHITE TV screen. I couldn't tell them apart.
anyone else watch Up On Da Roof?
there was one month where work was being done on the studio and literally in the middle of filming there were workmen walking in and out of the set haha
>>67241400
haha very similar tastes and I was the same watching kids TV till I was 14, gotta love hey Arthur though
>>67241964
Had the biggest nostalgia rush about this the other day
Completely forgot it existed and then suddenly had flashbacks to those He-man and Yugioh skits, holy fuck
>>67242016
Jamie's a bit JUST now
doing panto and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyCISMK5Y9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDWk0BCeblQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOypeZAmfEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGAr6E0_SM8
>>67239867
I don't know what any of that means.
>>67242070
poddington peas had such a live intro
>>67242092
More of a Lampies fan myself.
anyone remember that episode of My Parents Are Aliens where they adopt that black kid who accidentally burned the house down and is obsessed with fire safety or some shit
he's a good mate of mine
>>67241598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_6qXsOrK4
>>67242124
That's when the series started to suck when they added the two new kids.
Pic related was better anyways
>>67241106
Dick n Dom is GOAT
>>67241332
A guy from my school actually auditioned for this and he didn't make the shortlist simply because he knew that it was all just a dumb game show and that the Raven dude was just an actor.
>>67241400
Fucking Feather Boy, i remember that, wasn't there only 3 episodes, HBO for kids
>>67242246
Did he not play along?
>>67242106
lampieeeeeeeeeeeees
>>67242270
yeah they only wanted kids who believed the show was real. I think they asked him a bunch of stuff as part of the audition and he came across as a dirty non-believer.
>>67242363
People actually thought the show was real?
kek
>>67242363
>yeah they only wanted kids who believed the show was real
>television executives
>>67242363
if this is true, i have to go and watch an episode just to remember what the kids act like
>>67242363
My friend's girlfriend auditioned as well, but didn't get in because she blushed at one point, which apparently is something warriors don't do
>>67242363
When I was a kid, my friend was taken to audition for this show, but during a stress test which he said they made him butcher a goat whilst Raven whispered 'bad things' in his ear, he broke down crying, and was sent home shortly after.
>>67242558
tell that to Gortak the bashful
>>67240063
CITV for anime and American shows
CBBC for British shows.
>>67239867
CITV had pokemon and digimon, CBBC cant compete with that
>>67241332
I just can't enjoy this show anymore since I saw the Limmy sketches.
>>67240929
Can't believe I used to watch Rosie and Jim without being scared
I even had a tent with their faces on
>>67242689
>digimon
Literally the reason I watched CITV
One channel also had fucking Monster Rancher, though I can't remember which.
>>67240929
tots tv man.... I havent seen that shit for like 18 years.... mental as fuck
>>67242767
Pretty sure that was one of the BBC morning shows. What was the one in the attic?
>>67242612
I had a mate who audition for the show. They wired a car battery up to his nads in the audition and he started crying. They had to let him go because "warriors don't cry".
>>67242804
>They had to let him go because "warriors don't cry".
Laughed harder at that than I should have done.
>>67242767
Five
Live and Kicking
>>67241559
>jungle run
this is the only one that was actually any good, they should bring it back
what is kids tv like nowadays?
>>67242750
Holy shit Falconhoof really does look like Raven.
>>67242767
Monster Rancher was on Fox Kids (which then became Jetix).
>>67242363
I had a mate who auditioned for the show. They broke his legs and made him watch as they raped his mother and slit her throat. They had to let him go as they said "warriors have working legs"
>>67241332
>the main bad guy's name, Nevar, is 'Raven' backwards
>only realised this a couple of months ago
Blew my fucking mind
I'd only ever heard it, never seen it written down.I feel retarded.
>>67240929
>The boat driver from Rosie and Jim was a child fucker
whichever channel My Parents are Aliens was on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlv8Fe9jN4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y40FNkAL0qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHEFWdQVkCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6_D3zNjcbQ
>tfw parents banned me from watching ITV because adverts would make me want things
I know a guy who was on 50/50 when he was a kid. He didn't actually get to do anything, though.
>This new look was created by Red Bee Media and took effect on Monday, March 14, 2016. The new logo also came with a redesigned studio. This comes more than two months after BBC Three's rebrand (which shared the same bandwidth) and one month after its subsequent move to online-only. This allowed CBBC to extend its broadcast hours. While the BBC admits the new look doesn't overtly suggest the name, nor doesn't it have the traditional look of a 'children's TV' channel, they state this new symbol is a “colourful and versatile identity that is box fresh and fit for purpose in a mercurial and constantly shifting media landscape”.
>this is the new CBBC logo
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrQ1KOos98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W7Y56YfVpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjHjUzoEie4
Round the Twist was the best.
>That episode where the fish swims inside the boy's cock and makes him swim fast
>Not watching mid 2000s Cbeebies
I don't give a shit that I was like 13, charlie and lola was comfy and adorable as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0NLEjCdnyw
>>67241814
dat accent though
>>67243153
>the one where he becomes pregnant with a tree nymph's baby
australians are an odd bunch
>>67243164
The only show acceptable to watch on Cbeebies over the age of 5 was Lazytown.
>>67241332
Kill jester.
>>67243185
>Lazytown
literally /b/ and /tv/: the show for the jailbait
>>67243125
Logo design is the shittest of shit-tier visual design.
Don't even bother caring.
>>67243225
I always love the nonsense jargon they throw in to explain the design.
>colourful and versatile identity that is box fresh and fit for purpose in a mercurial and constantly shifting media landscape
that doesn't mean shit
>>67243106
Fucking kekked.
If it makes you feel any better my parents were to poor to buy me any toys I saw on the adverts.
>>67243125
That logo fucking belongs back in the 80/70s
>>67243264
It's academic for:
>we're so used to having to justify our terrible choices in life that we'll delude people into thinking its better than it really is.
It's just about self-gratification and smugness in the end, because anyone who calls a spade a spade and says it's shit just "doesn't get it", or something like that.
>>67240642
Round The Twist scared the everloving shit out of me as a child
>>67239867
Does anyone remember if Robot Wars on Jetix?
I swear to God it was, can anyone else think back aswell?
>>67242760
>That death strum of the accordion
>>67242832
That was a great show, the red monkey pieces were so tempting looking. Were the monkeys called Elvis and Sid?
>>67242251
Yeah was pretty dark stuff. Main actor has gone on to do well.
Anyone remember those educational shows you'd end up watching if you pulled a sickie, some of the fantasy adventure episodes were pretty based but I've never been able to find them.
>>67243652
It was. I've got a few episodes on those DVDs you got with the magazine
>>67243743
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL NOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YgpC0Vs-eE
>>67243761
Lmao. The stuff I was thinking of was live action.
Is anyone gonna mention My parents are aliens with this absolute MILF
>>67243652
Towards the end of it, yeah. Jetix started off as an anime block but then they renamed Fox Kids to it for some reason. Never knew why.
>>67243761
Literally the show I always think of when it comes to sickie shows. That, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and Flint the Time Detective.
>>67243809
Absolute GOAT show
>>67243761
>that one with the medieval setting
>the part were they do numbers/checkers stuff with acrobats i forget it was more like a fever dream
pippin too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHdA-CjU2aA
WONKY DONKEY
>>67243875
I have a vague memory of the black/white board and acrobatics being done on it. Can't remember the name of the show, though.
>>67239867
I never experienced pic related
To the people who were lucky enough to have, was it actually good?
Lemme take you back a bit
https://youtu.be/md6axTaITUo
>>67243839
I had such a crush on the eldest punk-daughter from the first few seasons.
>what should we do today, Layla?
>EUUGHHHHHHEUUU
>that's a great idea!
Never understood those parts in Tracy Beaker
>>67243809
Didn't realise they added new kids to it.
>Kirsten O'Brien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=342umhJlcb4
https://instasync.com/r/MightyMax
come nostaglia
>>67244000
>CNX
Bane of my childhood. They moved Dragon Ball Z to it around the end of the Majin Buu Saga so I never got to see any more of it.
>tfw you watched the Mysti Show on a Saturday morning with the volume low so noone would know
>>67244152
now playing 50/50
I've never been able to get my friends to remember this show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHLJDs9jAvk
It was on CBBC wasn't it? These memories didn't just spontaneously form in my head did they?
>>67241458
Didn't the presenter kill himself?
>>67244005
She was yummy.
>>67244315
CBBC in the mid-90s.
>>67244327
Yep, hung himself next to paddington station because his girlfriend died or something.
Can't remember the details exactly but it was sad. His name was Mark Spate
>>67244315
>Eurotrash children's TV
I remember that, and this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWJsIOXOVOE
>>67244181
Same here my lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU93nOL-INE
I'll get you shoe shine boy!!!
I STILL have a thing for Daisy Dares.
Also, Demon Headmaster.
>>67242070
Poddingtom pea racist af
>>67244453
oisky poisky
>>67244358
She seemed like the kind of girl who would initially seem to bea sex godess because she played playstation but she would bite off your dick because you didn't like her new makeup tutorial on youtube the same day she uploaded it, even though it clearly wasn't worth your time, and then when you protest against her biting your dick off, she says you raped her, so even if you do try and get back with her its not gonna be the same because A you have no dick and B even if ya did you can still smell Jamie from 6th forms spunk in her pussy from that one school disco.
>>67244435
>>67244327
>spate
Sorry, Speight.
And he killed himself presumably because he accidentally killed his girlfriend by supplying her with cocaine and sleeping pills when they were partying and she died in the bath, and then he got blamed a lot. Shit was fucked
>>67244453
I remember watching the first episode just before school and coming in red eyed from crying after seeing most of the animals drown.
instasync.com/r/CITVvsCBBC
>>67244478
FUCK
I KEEP TELLING MY FRIENDS THAT THIS SHOW EXISTED AND NO ONE REMEMBERS IT
It was so fucking weird
>>67244516
I came to this.
>CITV literally never finished a series of Power Rangers
They'd literally show like 1/3rd of a season and then just stop showing it because they were too cheap to buy the rights for the full show. Fucking ree.
>>67244516
What can I say? I'm attracted to crazy.
>>67242919
>that one lad who tries to be funny and completely misses any subtleties of the joke
>that kid who talked about how he wanted to attach his balls to a helicopter propeller just as it was taking off
Usually the same kid in my experience
>>67242804
Weird, my cousin auditioned for the show as well. They dropped a two ton log on him and broke his back. They had to send him home because he "lacked the warrior's strength".
Who /The Hoobs/ here?
Was on at like 5AM on Channel 4, had to turn the volume down otherwise Mum would beat me lel
>tfw you realise if Tracy Beaker was realistic all the girls would have been raped by Pakistani grooming gangs
>learn about celtics in the morning
>have fun during break trading your gogo crazy bones with your mates
>learn about photosynthesis in the afternoon
>walk home from school and pop into the local pakishop for some snacks
>come home and watch some CBBC while munching on a packet of space raiders
>have a dinner of bangers, mash and green beans
>finish up my multiplication homework ready for tomorrow
>snuggle up in bed wearing my pokemon pajamas
>stay up all night playing Pokemon Red on my red Gameboy pocket
>>67244734
Hoobs was the most autistic show ever. Your mother beat you the same way I beat my toaster. She was trying to make you functional.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8LQw0l6FN8
>tfw ywn
>>67244769
Damn, GoGos were the shit
>>67244777
the hoobs was patrician you fucking pleb
>>67244768
That only happens in the North, family
>>67244000
It's where I was introduced to Cowboy Bebop and Outlaw Star. (dat hot spring episode) Shit was pretty damn good. Also would show HK action movies at night.
>>67243896
>that episode where Pippin gets lost on the construction site.
Who here /hedz/
>>67244821
You would do well not to argue with the fucking FACTS
>>67244768
>tfw you had a crush on Tracy Beaker because she started developing a massive rack
>tfw she kept growing and turned into a hambeast, wiping out your fantasies
Life isn't fair.
>>67244887
>taj mahal was an ice cream shop
so the hoobs was redpilled and patrician thanks for proving that to me.
>>67244823
in the south you get beheaded and blown up though tbqh
>>67244919
That's just disgusting, such an affront to nature's design, and if I ever see this again I will cry. Furthermoregot any morewas my dream woman.
>>67243809
lad off about a boy in the background
>>67244926
H U B B A
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>>67242124
Any good gossip?
>>67243142
Kipper a cute!! That episode was lovely.
Dem hot newsround slags though
>>67244734
the hoobs was amazing
used to wake up really early before school to watch it
>>67240577
historical child abuse since records began when
>the blue panda pops which were probably turning your insides blue due to all the shit they put in them
>brain lickers
>playing wrestling with your friends on them big trampolines
i wanna go back anon
>>67244998
clear use of vulgar colloquialisms to display that even those in supposed positions of power must at some point give way to their carnal desires betraying said power to whomever they engage with in intimacy
>>67239867
Ant and Dec-era SMTV Live was top shit
>>67245026
she does the short news summary now after the one show
anyone remember best of friends
okay! so it looks like sam, john, jane, steve and rachel are going to thorpe park for the day!
raj you're cleaning a barber shop floor with your hands
>the day when BBC2 stopped showing The Simpsons
>all that hype when it was returning on Channel 4
My family was too poor to afford Sky.
>>67244734
>waking up at 5AM to watch that communist turbo autism
>>67245078
WONKEY DONKEY
this show was the physical embodiement of late ninties early 2000's childrens tv.
>>67245026
>see adam fleming or lizo mzimba on BBC News
>instant newsround flashback
>>67245078
It's gotta be regarded as some of the best kids TV in UK history, right? I mean - it was all so consistent. Obviously it died on it's arse when they left but still - theres a solid few years in there
Anyone else watch Galactic football on Jetix?
>>67245098
i vaguely remember this. and they had to pick who they wanted to take on the 'prize' with them? you wouldn't get away with that these days and it wasn't even that long ago.
>>67245098
>that episode where the challenge was to eat disgusting food like century old egg and chicken feet
>mfw vietnamese and I had that kind of food for dinner and enjoyed it
>>67245026
BLACKED
>tfw
>>67244734
>wake up at ~6:10
>creep downstairs
>Snoopy on Five
>then Evolution on CBBC (I think)
>then back to Five for Spiderman
>by then it's 7 o'clock and mum's up, so can get breakfast without worrying about the noise
>>67245144
>based lizo
why can't all blacks be like this
>>67245107
>tfw simpsons then Fresh Prince straight after
>>67245149
yeah, there was also a great series that was like wipeout? it was about some girl who raced in a big wipeout-style racer
>>67244794
>Heather-Jay Jones
My god.
>>67245135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt_farHgMfM
This was amazing
>>67245151
they had to eat a sweet, whoever's tongue was blue lost out
I used to binge watch Thunderbirds, Stingray, and Captain Scarlet
>>67245200
autistic?
>>67245135
>Diddy Dick and Diddy Dom, especially the ones with Roy who lays cream cakes
Me and my brother never laughed harder at anything on tv
I remember it was around 2003 or maybe 2004. I was flicking through channels and I happened across a show that gave me nightmares for months. Basically there was a continuously growing green tube that was growing into windows and taking over a town. There were kids screaming and running around. I remember the tube thing being ribbed, but it could've been a plant. I don't remember.
Anybody have any idea?
>>67242070
>tfw knew who meg and mog were before that webcomic
>>67245249
captain scarlet was great
citv did a cgi remake of it though which was rubbish
>>67245098
>adele, christine, joey and ryan get to go to paris
>jasmine has to spend a night in a derelict hostel full of junkies alone in poland
went a bit far a few times.
>ywn be on bamzooki
>>67241919
>BLACK AND WHITE TV screen
>early 2000s
Fuck, how poor were you?
>tfw the head of CITV or whatever always made Holly put on slutty outfits to attract the adult audience
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>67245228
watching grown men piss themselves laughing because they are saying bogies in a library
>>67245135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Ll9RR0Igc
Still the absolute GOAT
>>67245172
>>67245196
I think it's about 8 years to the date as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9wR_5PllNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzraVXP-5KQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_8u_1BCRsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAqrJs4jWWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSRbD_69yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yof1HJthzIk
>you now remember short change with ortis "what is athletics" deeley, angellica bell and that welsh guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VH_CAp_DBE
Although this was a bit more recent it was still pretty funny.
Also the girl was kinda hot and had these really intense eyes.
>>67245329
>you will never be able to replicate the pure speed of pancake
>>67245326
>samantha, brian, james and christie got to spend the weekend at the Ritz hotel all expenses paid
>Kelly had to spend the weekend at a Bosnian shelter for sex traffickers on bail
there was really no need for it
>>67245338
MUH FUCKING DICK!
>>67245228
Defined a generation of 'being a little shit'
I love it
>>67245228
>mfw Dick and Dom were locked away with an ASBO for shouting bogies in a library
>>67244000
97fag, didnt experience this. we didnt get cn until 05 or 06
did they ever air home movies?
>>67245228
mfw me and a mate did this during final exams with the 1050-odd people in a gym hall.
we never got thrown out either.
>>67245329
I downloaded that and spent hours trying to create the perfect zook.
>>67245338
MY DICK
>>67245377
>YWN GO ON TIME COMMANDERS
I literally would have battered the AI, had thousands of hours racked up in R:TW
>>67245377
are they using rome total war in live tv?
>>67245377
Crystal Maze man. The bald presenter was such an asshole, always playing his fucking cazoo when the contestant was trying to concentrate really hard.
>>67245431
Really?
>>67245329
I never understood how the show worked. Did the kids scream at an empty table?
NAEBODY MOVE
>>67245448
yeah it used the same engine, slightly modified I believe
>>67244734
i SWEAR there was a ps1 or pc game based off this
>>67245445
I can 100% relate mang
>>67245448
yes
>>67245452
I believe he had a sex change recently
>>67245452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQqyZ-cOeo4
>>67245472
My uncle used to work on the show
the zooks were genetically modified rats using stem cells from aborted foetuses. After the show was over they were cremated and the children had to sign NDAs
dark shit man
>>67245431
We used to play this game at school, before D+D did it on TV, except we used to yell TITS.
>>67245377
>Torchwood
>first episode is about space aphrodisiacs that turn the MC into a crazy lesbian
>mfw
Fucking sold
I liked the girls in Jeopardy
>>67245476
looking back at those old shows that used simulations like battlefield Britain and 20th century battlefields, they would look so fucking good today
>>67245534
Finally someone else who remembers that.
>>67245431
I was caught by the police twice when I was younger
>one for vandalising a bowling green with spray paint
>we ran around the streets near the green for like 20 minutes before getting found
>one was when me and my friends were throwing broken roof tiles over someone's house
>to this day I have no fucking clue why I got involved with this, makes me angry
bowling green one was fun though, felt like I was in my own movie.
>tfw Cavegirl got canned for being 2lewd
>>67244734
>>67244777
>>67245126
>>67245477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwnbdTGzfOo
Somehow I know all the words
>>67245477
>i SWEAR there was a ps1 or pc game based off this
wait, YES THEYRE FUCKING WAS, I OWNED IT
"A video game based on the show was released for the PlayStation in 2002, Developed by Runecraft and published by Sony Computer Entertainment Europe."
>>67245560
Thank fuck I don't live near the type of shitty estate you must have crawled out of.
>>67245525
>torchwood was spooky af and still is
>you now remember the episode with the mental people in the village
that episode made me scared of wales for a couple of months
>>67245511
>I am fucking concentrating
>>67245560
>one for vandalising a bowling green with spray paint
bang out of order
poor pensioners
>>67245377
>Time Commanders
My dad taped every episode for me
Which was a big deal, because blank tape cassettes weren't cheap
>>67245377
>>67245603
They're making new audiobooks about Torchwood now, they're pretty good.
>>67245603
If you aren't permanently scared of Wales you've clearly never been
>>67245560
>>to this day I have no fucking clue why I got involved with this, makes me angry
Kids do really stupid things if their friends do it first.
Unrelated, but its why I'm torn on the issue of punishing juvenile crimes. One one hand I know a 15 year old should know better, but then kids are so easily led by group mentality
>>67239867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87FuTDXMStk
who /GrislyTalesForGreusomeKids/ here
>>67245534
>Jeopardy
Holy shit, it is real!
This is the one where they get red eyes and then disappear, right? I never saw the end of that so to this day I don't know what was up with that, and it's always bothered me. Fuck, I'm going to check Wikipedia right now.
>>67245573
you know who the hoobs are
iva
groove
and tula
they're hoobs and they're ready to know
now the wheels are turning
we can all get learning
all the things we want to know
hubba hubba hubba in hoobland
and roma somewhere far away
the motorets are singing
we keep the engine spinning
hoob hoob hurray
did i get it right?
>>67245603
>that episode where this woman's son somehow got teleported to the Time War and saw a dying star
>her son aged into a middle aged man and went into frequent screaming fits when he remembered the horrifying events he had witnessed
>woman was in denial that he was her a son and left crying as her son pleaded his mother to stay
Heavy shit
>>67245676
Yes, cheap Bong knockoff of TFTC but still great
>ywn gunge your pe teacher
>ywn lob creamy muck muck about
>ywn go on bamzooki
>ywn go on Time Commanders
>ywn go on 50/50
>>67245700
Did he son still have the mind of a boy?
I remember one where a family from the 40s was transported to the modern day and didn't like anything. The dad killed himself because he saw his son had gone senile in a home.
>>67245600
if you didn't have an estate upbringing, you didn't live
>sharing beers in the park
>hanging around corner shops for people to buy you cigs
>wearing your favourite mckenzie/adidas track suit and k swiss trainers to see your mates and just walk around the streets
>playing football with all the local kids on the local field
>everyones doors were open because we all trusted each other, you could just go in and out of houses to check/see friends, most would have sweets/food ready for anybody to take during breaks from playing outside
from an outside perspective, estates weren't fun and were full of criminals, from the inside we were all a big senpai who looked out for each other
>>67245700
>mfw
Damn, for what started as Scooby Doo with cumshots it got really fucking dark.
>ywn complete the way of the warrior
>>67245759
Fuck we had to watch this all the time at school
I have fever dreams about this shit
Who /walkswithdinosaurs/ here?
anybody remember this one?
>>67245770
>everyones doors were open because we all trusted each other, you could just go in and out of houses to check/see friends, most would have sweets/food ready for anybody to take during breaks from playing outside
That's because you had nothing to nick, 90% of people years ago left their doors unlocked since there was nothing in the house but food.
How estate rats are continually proud of causing normal people grief is beyond me.
>>67245688
I remember viewers got to vote on the ending
>>67244794
Naaawwwwwrrrrhhhhhh my lord
Lads does anyone remember Eliminator?
I was convinced for the longest time that i'd made it up because everyone I spoke to denied all knowledge of it but recently remembered it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lHtjoCgwfo
>>67245826
Only vaguely.
>>67245676
>/GrislyTalesForGreusomeKids/
used to shit myself at the host
>>67245827
na i had some mates who lived in shitty council estates and they all had ps1s and big tellys
>>67245803
GOAT dinosaur series along with prehistoric park
>>67245829
I bet that went well
what was the show where they taught you how to make shit and at the start they all go "HOW" and hold their hand up like a native american
no way that would get past the PC board now
>>67245759
Yeah fuck this. It was eerie as fuck, like a really cheap labyrinth rip off.
>>67245879
How 2
>>67245673
http://www.westsussextoday.co.uk/news/the-interview-it-got-dark-very-dark-indeed-says-television-presenter-reported-dead-1-4844387
>The children’s television star, who presented the BBC hit Get Your Own Back for 14 years, was widely accepted to be dead in 2009 after a malicious rumour was started online that he had died in a car crash.
>“The distress it caused was unparalleled,” said Dave, a West Sussex resident known in Horsham as the face of town centre events, including the Rotary Club’s Pancake Races, Children In Need and Kidz Stuff festival.
>“I remember my sisters calling up and they didn’t get off the phone until they could hear my voice. My mum heard about it second hand - she was at work at the hospital, and someone said they were sorry her son had been killed in a car crash.”
>The malicious falsehood caused shows to be cancelled, and while Dave’s wife received flowers and condolences a local radio station was minutes away from broadcasting an obituary.
>“It was taken very seriously and it got dark, very dark indeed,” said Dave.
Jesus fuck.
>ywn be stuck in the Jungle King's belly for weeks on end until the next contestants show up
>>67245149
That shit was hype
I'd always lie down whenever I was in goal because of that show
>>67245879
fearne cotton was in it I believe
>>67245826MING
>>67245900
kek
sounds like one of those stupid rumours like the frosty's kid getting stabbed
>All those Aussie kids shows on the BBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af8hfjPxnoc
Elder God-tier coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4afw0uzXpE&ab_channel=hazzaroo123
>>67245827
Mate, everyone in estates had the latest consoles, tvs, stereos and shit. It's no different now, most poorer places all have good tech because there's nothing else to really buy. We all knew each other, and if you did steal something you'd be shunned by the entire community.
>>67245377
The American historical advisor on Time commander became a tranny.
>>67245952
>tfw the fit mixed race bird from sleepover club is a rug muncher that does nude photoshoots now
shit yes
>>67245826
what was the trigger word? ming?
>>67245969
Holy shit, these are some deep memories surfacing right now
>>67245949
Don't joke about that m8
>>67245969
holy fuck this is the one!! this is the fucking one. like my earliest memory right here
>>67245949
>>67246024
Wait, was that not true?
>>67245949
too soon.
>>67245107
Simpsons then Malcolm in the middle
>>67245969
>yfw ZZZAP was created with deaf children in mind
>it was heavily visual and lacked dialogue so that deaf children wouldn't miss out on anything
>>67245949
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/frosties.asp
Frosties Kid ended up fucking off back to South Africa where he came from
>>67245827
You sound mad at your boring childhood
https://youtu.be/SAeRHAjzyeE
>>67246053
Which rumour did you get? I remember there being one about him going to a cabin somewhere really isolated to get away from all the attention and hanging himself or something, and the pencils in the nostrils one
I remember the episode when they create a watering can that never runs out of water, a device that could save millions and change the world forever and they just use it for gardening then forget about it.
>>67245949
i remember people saying he got a pencil stuffed up his nose
Watt on Earth
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_As900pCQQ
MEDABOTS
ROOOOOOO-BATTLE
man fox kids was the shit
>>67246162
Her older sister was hot
>>67246126
I don't remember, I just have vague recollections of something bad happening to the Frosties kid
Might've been a car crash I heard, but the pencils do ring a bell
>>67246123
>tfw you learned the hard way that real badgers don't like mashed potatoes
>>67246110
Then they gave it to the Americans.
>>67246176
>ywn present a kids show or shag prime Holly
Anyone remember T Bag?
>>67246162
My first tv waifu
>mfw all of these memories springing back up from this thread
Do you lads remember STICKLE BRICKS?
>>67246300
STICKLE BRIIIIIIIIIIICKS
Anyone remember this? I think it may have been shown in the early days of Channel 5.
I thought I'd made this shit up in my mind for literally years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMM_eLNhIM
why the fuck do they not make great shows like this any more
fucks sake I miss my childhood so much, literally so comfy
i've been nothing but miserable since I left 6th form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37-AaaGcoNI
How about this classic gaming series on CITV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HDjPCFOlQ
>>67246342
>channel 5
it was all static to me mate
>>67246328
She looks lovely
>ywn wake up early on a Saturday morning to watch Ant, Dec and Cat on SM:TV Live ever again
>no more Wonkey Donkey
>no more Challenge Ant
>no more C.H.U.M.S.
it genuinely hurts lads
Who here remembers brum
http://youtu.be/gZOGVoXLx_Q
>no more comfy saturday mornings eating coco pops in your pikachu pyjamas watching ministry of mayhem
>>67246265
Both sisters were gorgeous.
>>67246460
Yeah they brought it back with a stupid song for the intro.
>>67246454
you know lad
got genuine pains in my chest
GOATest of all time
>>67246460
One of the baddies from Brum stayed at my parents guest house towards the end of last year
He literally flicked his hair and tossed his scarf over his shoulder at the same time, that was an actual gesture that he did as a human being
Absolute twat
>>67245836
Holy shit! I tried so hard to tell my friends this was a real show about a week ago. No fucker believed me
>>67246502
Melodie doesn't look great anymore
>>67246460
Also remember watching this in p2 when teacher couldn't be bothered or was on her period
https://youtu.be/a1M_luAXwHw
>>67246460
>you now realise it was called brum because it was set in birmingham
>It's a show/episode that caters to your fetishes
>Knightmare
>Aquila
>How 2
>Art Attack
>Fun House
>Finders Keepers
>Bernard's Watch
>Bad Influence!
>Animaniacs
>Gamesmaster
>animated Batman
>dinosaur magazines
>Sunday night is bath night
I want to go back.
>>67246454
preferred brian off big brother and tess 'cat deeley 2.0' daly desu
>>67244769
sigh, simpler times back then :(
wearing pyjamas and everything aw man
>>67245603
Torchwood was pretty tryhard but that episode was pretty good
>people disappearing in the countryside
>Torchwood investigate because it's probably some sci-fi, Doctor Who nonsense
>it's actually just humans that are killing and eating people
>>67245878
There were 3 filmed emdings, the one they picked was when they returned there was already the same student there.
>>67245977
Bollocks?
>>67245431
I fucking hated that episode.
They were just the poor man's Ant and Dec anyway.
>>67246604
>It's a show/episode that plants the seed of those fetishes in your pre-pubescent mind
>>67246567
She probably looks pretty milfy now, that pic was taken about a decade ago.
>>67246560
Too invested in his role from 20+ years ago
>>67246573
>tfw Pippin is dead now
>>67246646
hand your passport in to the nearest bobby and fuck off out this country
I want to make a thread dedicated to just talking about primary school memories. /tv/ isn't appropriate so where should I take this?
>>67246405
Lmao yeah what was that all about.
>>67246617
I HAD THOSE T-REX 3D GLASSES FROM THAT MAGAZINE
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT HOLY SHIT THANKS LAD
>>67246573
>that one where they went to the sewers
>pippin nicked a fake dog shit and put it on the floor
absolutely banterous mutt
>that episode where pippin gets locked in the removal van
>>67246698
maybe /r9k/?
>>67246630
You can run with us
We've got everything you need
Run with us
We are free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C01n4U_EXek
>>67246604
>its a Totally Spies episode
>>67245985
Nigger you don't get to say something like that without giving me a source
>>67246698
Just do it on /tv/, but throw in some vague relation to tv/movies in the OP.
>>67246624
the absolute state of your taste m8
>>67244769
fucking hell mate this made me sad
>>67246686
Rip
>>67246630
GOAT
>>67246772
http://herself.com/caitlin/
>>67246775
I'll just take it to /r9k/. This thread is basically that already but with too much focus on tv/movies.
>>67246736
I've got them all in a home-made binder. I was a creative little shit, by which I mean I put dinosaur stickers on everything.
The artwork in those mags is really outdated, but it inspired me to start drawing as a wee lad and I'm still doing it in my thirties.
>>67246698
probably r9k
link us la
>>67245388
It was surprisingly great so it was. She was great too
>>67246617
>mfw all of the Batman Animated Series and a few animated features like Mask of the Phantasm are on Amazon Prime
Still the best capeshit
>>67246849
>tfw you had all the talismans
mine must have been damaged in transit because I didn't get any powers
>>67246745
>that episode where Auntie Mabel locked herself in a cupboard like a silly cunt and her chips caught fire and Pippin had to run to the fire station to get help
>>67246691
Fuck off, cuck. Get some taste.
>>67246849
>that evil synchronized jackie
YES
>>67246892
fuck, I remember that
>>67246893
you'll be the first on the cross come the day of the rope my friend
>>67246885
>literally only subscribed to the magazine for the talismans.
>ended up with all those cards and had no clue what to do with them.
OFFICIAL DUO RANKING
>Ant and Dec
>Dick and Dom
>Sam and Mark
>>67246405
>>67246728
Channel 5 had The Tribe motherfuckers!
>>67246933
Spot on lad
>more like Bant and Kek
>>67246928
>day of the rope
>>>/t/umblr
>>67246790
where is cat now?
>>67246933
>Sam and Mark
don't even deserve to be on the same list as the others
also
>no Steve and Holly
>>67246849
I had the box and everything. My friend stole some of them and I didn't talk to him for like 2 days (which back then, was a long fucking time)
I ended up stealing one of his wrestling figuring of Goldberg out of spite
>>67246347
FUCKING HELL !!!
>>67246849
holy fuck i completely forgot about this
>>67246933
>sam and mark
"no"
>>67246849
never understood how the big fat bloke was evil in some episodes and good in others
>tfw you will never spend your whole summer holidays round at your mates cos' he had sky and you could watch nickelodeon and TCC
Also the lack of Renford Rejects in this thread makes me want to puke
>>67244982
This is what the lad from My Parents Are Aliens looks like now
>>67246833
>four B&W pictures of her tits and a bit of bush to justify a fucking thesis on just how narcissistic one person can be
>>67246933
Don't forget these two.
>>67246644
It's true. Google his name "Dr. Aryeh Nusbacher" and see for yourself.
>>67243809
I remember the mother in an insurace ad years ago and got felt up by a knight or something.
I don't want this thread to die
Also this show was terrible
>>67247026
probably had to grow his hair out to stop people recognising him
looks exactly the same
>>67247026
charles manson?
do you lads remember being ill and staying at home and watching this trippy shit
>gorwen
>pelamar
>veetacore
>charn the evil one
>>67247066
One of the worst. As was Butt Ugly Martians.
Dog and Duck
>be watching CBBC round a friend's house
>go to the toilet
>inadvertently eavesdrop on his parents talking about getting a divorce as I went past the stairs
>pretend like nothing happened when I went back to watching CBBC with my friend
>his parents do divorce not long afterwards
If you're reading this, Luis, I'm sorry I never said anything m8
>>>/r9k/27287450
/britchildhood/
>>67247066
so did Butt Ugly Martians
and Cubix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J4AJEkK02E
>>67246833
>3 feminists getting naked and a bunch of pretentious text justifying such a decision
don't understand
>>67247066
i liked it
The cartoon of this
>>67241106
Is that from the cartoon about the frozen french king
Anyone remember
The Family Ness
The Raggy Dolls
?
>>67247066
Only thing I remember about that show was I was watching it when that earthquake happened here in Manchester in 2002/3
>>67247188
Yes. Also Bump in the Night.
>>67247188
Yeah, but Raggy Dolls was usually skipped until something good came on. Catchy theme though.
>>67247066
I liked the themesong. I don't remember much else about it.
Anyone remember waking up at about 5am or 6am and not being able to get back to sleep so you had to go watch TV and it was like some weird surreal puppet kids programs before Diggit and SMTV Live
>>67247147
>Bernard
Who is this fucking imposter?
The Legend of William Tell
>>67247171
My Nigga, this was the absolute shit!
Like there was no real back story just; 'the world ended, now all we have left are dinosaurs and some muscle cars'
As a kid that's all I really needed to know, it was awesome.
>>67247131
>Cubix
HOL UP THAT WAS MY SHIT
>>67247253
>Anyone remember waking up at about 5am or 6am and not being able to get back to sleep
Nope. That was the one time in my life I could actually sleep.
>>>/r9k/27287450
/britchildhood/
Get in here if you want to remember the comfy good old days
>>67247171
The arcade game is a classic, too.
SOMETHIN'S REALLY ROCKIN'
ON PLANET NUMBER THREE
MODERN MAN'S GOT PREHISTORIC COMPANY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqgJ6wzSW8k
>>67246686
RIP in Pippin
>>67247131
>Cubix
That confused the hell out of me. It seemed like it was going to be an action show, but there was rarely any action.
Only found out a couple of years ago it was a Korean studio who made it, so that might be it.
Saturday morning 90s lads?
Jackie Chan Adventures?
Tiomon & Pumbaa?
Aladdin?
Hercules?
Tale Spin?
Gargoyles?
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