why new x files is so shit?
lizard man was fun in a comedic way not the original xfile way but resto of episodes were rather shit and there is only left
Because I don't know what the fuck people were expecting about them.
It's literally the exact same show it was 15 years ago, no more, no less. I think the conspiracy episode needed a bit more pizzaz but so far it's been a solid season and I'm looking forward for either it's goodbye or it's farewell.
>>66274825
>It's literally the exact same show it was 15 years ago
thats the problem and its mach to the last seasons of original x files
instead they should take notes from first seasons
and use modern techniques.
in general i think reboot would be much better option than straight out continuation as it's no its just a cash grab on expense of old time fans
>>66274920
The show was only good because of the characters,without them you might as well reboot fringe.
gtfo newfag
>>66274655
>lizard man was fun in a comedic way not the original xfile way
MOM! I POSTED IT AGAIN!!
>>66274825
It's worse than seasons 6-9.
>>66275136
Why did taking shrooms make him roll like on ecstasy?
>>66274655
I dunno, lizard man was the only watchable episode though you're right.
>>66274655
Cause you are underage
The show is great the original wasn't any better
Lizardman was GOAT
inb4 accusations of reddit
Are we going to get smoking man and William tonight?
someone post that pic with the episodes you should watch from s1-6
>It's a reference as much about the advancements of the 21st century technology as you can episode
that ringtone though
>>66274920
>and use modern techniques
please no
>>66277499
That was the worst
>>66277243
So far ik were getting
>reyes
>jeff rightwinger
>dime store mulder&scully (pls die this ep)
>THE KEY
Six episodes is too few to jump up and down tonally like this. It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't straddling the fucking extremes. Were-monster and this one were goofy as fucking hell, whereas eps 2 and 4 were so fucking dour I wanted to kill myself
How long for the new episode to come out? 1.5 maybe?
>>66278880
13 eps with og cast only
2-3 seasons of this and i'm happy
>>66276183it was placebo, he never did shrooms before
>>66278961
She lied
>>66278980
really? must have missed that bit
Is this episode standard length?
>>66278995
No, that other anon missed the point of the episode.
>>66278980
even so
he asked scully at the end why he felt that way if it was a placebo
>>66278995
Well I thought she was just covering her ass after she lost control of the situation.
I am not enjoying the fucking the tree who played Firestorm in The Flash will be the only to replace Duchovny.
>>66279020
Break is down for a pleb please.
>>66279090
If we complain enough he won't.
>>66278961
Ive had shroom experiences similar to Mulder's minus the all out hallucination. If you have low tolerance and take a small amount it feels like you are a little kid at disney land.
>>66279211
nigga should have dreamt about scully then
> a whole episode devoted to sand niggers
Why.
>>66279395
..go on
>>66279392
They are relevant to modern paranoia
>>66279456
>>66279456
>>66279528
>>66279528
>>66279570
the thirst is real
any good interviews with them?
>>66279649
they were both on Kimmel a few weeks ago it was actually kinda funny they're like a married couple except happier.
>>66274655
>lizard man was fun in a comedic way not the original xfile way
Looks like someone never watched the original series. Some of the best episodes were comedic.
>>66279707
i wonder if they're dating eachother
So the mom claimed that her son had 'too big of a heart' to set off the bomb. Was she right and that guy was framed? Or was she just in denial?
>>66279002
>D'YOUHAVETHEDAMNTAPE??!
>>66274655
I love it. I also love Miller and Einstein being passed the torch.
>>66280053
I'm very unhappy people that share your opinions exists.Also you suck.
>>66280053
Miller and Einstein were alright, but that lady had a serious fivehead.
>>66280128
>literally terrible clones of m&s
>were alright
fivehead is a terrible actor too.
>>66279814
fuck off gossip girl
>>66280186
In your opinion, who is worse? Miller + Einstein or Doggett + Reyes?
>>66279847
Denial
>>66280229
nooo
they belong together ;_;
>>66280053
Kill yourself
>>66280269
Miller and Einstein
Dogget+Reyes=OC content,Actual good actors.
was willing to give lauren ambrose the benefit of the doubt while watching SFU because she was playing an emotional teenager,turns out she just kinda sucks regardless.
>>66280286
Have they probably fucked? yes? Will they ever be a couple? No. They're just a couple of performers that have known each other for a long time. Leave it be.
>>66280269
Doggett was a step above all those characters. The only bad thing with him was the forced paranormal shit with his son.
>>66280378
What makes you think they couldn't be a couple?
reminder this happened
>>66280524
Are you a girl?
>>66280746
>mulder likes memes
>>66280524
Scully's too outgoing and ditsy, and Mulder would be embarrassed by her too often.
>>66280798
Answer my question first pls
>>66280867
irl?
>>66280378
>>66280524
>>66280867
now THIS is what I imagined an /xfiles/ thread would be like if /tv/ existed in 1998
>>66280933
Watch any interview with the two of them.
He acts like she's his drunk girlfriend who just wont shut up.
>>66280746
>the next season will feature an episode about how a Mongolian figure skating image board memed the Bane plane crash into reality
This could actually happen, here is the paranormal term for meme magic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egregore
>>66281012
s-shut up.
their love is the purest
>>66281012
seems about right
>>66281037
any examples? I'd like an interlude before the show begins. Better than trying ignore BAZINGA.
>>66281107
They just did a Jimmy Kimmel interview, and there's also 20th anniversary comic con panel.
>>66280881
They have known each other for 20 years. If they were ever going to be a couple it would have happened by now. Gillian Anderson doesn't live it the US half the time. Gill ian is also like another Carrie Fisher and Duchovny tires quickly of her antics. Duchovny is also a sex addict that would not want to be locked down to a single woman again.
>>66281037
thats how a lot of relationships are when there is a introvert/extrovert dynamic
i bet he wont shut up when they're alone
>>66281204
How is she like carrie fisher? kek
shes not a bloated cokehead who didnt get work for 20+ years
>>66281334
Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Xzo8xOYvE
I was talking by a bar near MIT the other day and the sign out side said "Disapointed in new X-Files? So are we. Come in for a drink."
>>66281323
Younger Carrie Fisher obviously. She doesn't have much of a filter a lot of the time and acts out when she's being interviewed. So are you a stupid fucking girl or not?
>>66281072
Don't let our memes be dreams
Why do they have to remind us how shitty the first episode was?
>>66281518
David can be pretty outspoken too,hes literally known as a druken womanizer ,the worst thing shes done is slip in and out of accents and being flirty.
>implying shipping is a gender exclusive thing
how new r u?
>>66279649
Gillian Anderson interviews are always great. Shes a pretty lewd person and it wouldnt surprise me if she actually said that stuff.
Guys I'm only on season 3. Am I about to get spoiled the fuck out?
>>66281618
I just have never known guys who obsess over celebrity relationships.
>>66281639
not really. strap in and enjoy the ride.
>>66281618
My comments were only in regard to why they would not be a couple.
>>66281639
No. The show's mythology is pretty retarded and confusing. It's alright until they kill off the Syndicate, then it's obvious that Carter doesn't know what to do with the mythology.
>>66281671
go to a YT comment section or browse 4chan more
in my defense this is the only one i ever gave a shit about
>>66281639
Get the fuck out you fucking piece of human garbage.
>>66281774
I have zero interested in reading the feminized bitch boy comments on YouTube.
>>66281743
>hes smarter
>she lives far away
but...
>they have tons of history
>both have great chemistry
>both are lewd
>both possibly are drunks
its a toss up
EIN IS BACK
>>66281822
doesnt mean men dont ship
honestly you would have to be pretty cynical to not see the slightist spark between the two and not find it infectous.
>Einstein
Episode ruined.
>>66281871
dont insult bebop like this
>tfw hollywoods going to ruin your favorite reboot with terrible actors and writing
hold me fellas
>>66281840
better too hook up every now and then and stay on good terms then to tie each other down and eventually hate each other
> Egyptians and their gods were white people
wat
Can you get whiter than Geoffery Rush?
>>66281957
>not liking qt redheads
what are you gay?
Everyone get in here so we dont have 4 fucking threads going
>>66281450
>>66281450
>>66281450
>>66281450
>>66282023
You can want to bone someone and still think they are terrible actresses ruining a show.
I don't think that myself. Just being fair.
>>66282050
This thread has more posts and posters fagboy.
I for one am staying here and will never leave.
>>66282023
She is literally a mugwhump compared to scully in any year.
>>66282094
Stay here by yourself then
>>66282050
How about you fuckers come in here? This thread was made earlier.
>>66281961
If thats what works for them i guess
i'd like to think there is something deeper there.
Duchovny did say they were soul mates in some senses after all
>>66281908
I'm not denying they have good chemistry, it's what kept the show going for so long.
If they made more episodes over the next few years and it leaked out they were fucking would I be surprised? No. However you're never going to see them getting married or anything official.
>>66282167
this thread was made 4 hours earlier, fuck off
Screw this eistine bitch
>>66281908
What the fuck is shipping?
answer the phone mulder !!!
>>66282124
Give it up cunt
>>66282211
Nigga just get in here.
>>66282265
A term invented on TXF forums in the 90s
means relationSHIPPers
pretty lame tbf
http://strawpoll.me/6895086
shut up crazy lady. i really hope they dont bring her back
Scully was never this annoying.
a lame-o alien
>>66282203
Who gets married in their 50s anyway?
I doubt mulder and scullt ever will too
I think if you are secure enough in a relationship marriage is uneeded.
thank you- scully was logical and not whiney! this woman complains whines and just strait up bitches A LOT!
>>66282336
People including grown men do this? Fuck this earth.
>>66282396
Get over this you little faggot. Your dreams of them living happily ever after together in real life is not going to happen.
>>66282434
If grown men dont recognize pure and beautiful love they arent expierencing being human properly
>>66282434
>the guys who made that term are now in their 40s
>none of them probably post on here
>>66282485
I want to believe
I love how chris purposfully never showed any sexual acts etc because it would've ruined the allure.
>>66274655
>he didn't watch the Originals.
Same odd ball stuff except scully became hotter.
>>66282488
Anyone who spends their time obsessing over the relationships of other people is doing it wrong. unless you're looking for an opportunity to get in there yourself.
>>66282495
Its actually the default term for any fandom
go to /co/ if you dont believe me
xfiles created memes before we had wifi and google
>>66282485
In the show I could understand wanting it but they are not those character in real life.
>>66282628
meant for>>66282563
>>66282590
I'm in a long term and loving relationship
And why would i intervene on pure love? You are truly a monster.
>>66282692
I might say "good for mark hamill, he's been married to the same woman for 30 year and had a nice family" and that would be as far as it goes.
Swooning and fapping to to the concept of other people getting together is pretty fucked unless you're a teenage girl or housewife .
>>66282628
see >>66281840
there have always been rumors,like david leaving the show in the first place was pretty suspect.
>gets married during s5
>kept asking cc to give mulder a gf in s6
>ends up quiting
>after that they both end up hating eachother for many years
>iwtb starts filming and divorce and sex addict rumors surface
it seems like he tried to distance himself as much as possible to make his marriage work
but in fairness he did have an affair with a tennis instructor or some shit
>>66282827
It makes me happy
I really dont care what others think
>>66282907
I still think you're fucked and your dad does too.
>>66282692
Is it a gay one?
>>66283003
there are worse things i could be doing
>>66283162
You could try not being a girl for once in your life.
>>66283338
I am a girl :)
>>66283338
pls go david
you arent fooling anyone
>>66283162
Like what? Do you use your "shipping time" to bury your pedofilic tendencies or something?
>>66283457
this is more revealing about yourself tbqh,how insecure could you possibly be?
>>66283395
This guy needs to realise that even though Gillian and I have ended up in bed a few times over the years we would never work if we were stuck under the same roof for more than few weeks.
>>66283534
Insecure about what? I'm not concerned with other peoples relationships.
>>66283590
>browising threads and posting pics counts as an obsession
the reboot is the first time in years i have even talked about this
this is literally half the reason the show is so popular and cc set it up the way he did
>>66283765
I Have not posted any pics and I am a huge fan of the X-files just not a fan of you trying to equate their characters with real life.
>>66283552
I really wouldn't be surprised if David has posted on here. Or on other websites not under his real name.
>>66283936
its pretty obvious they arent like their characters if you watched or read any interview with them
they also imply stuff like seeing eachother naked irl,how friendly.
>>66283989
>after the role of a lifetime,i've been busy
>>66274920
>>66274825
it's not the same show because the MOTW were shit. all of them.
dude alien DNA lmao
>>66284124
I said they probably fucked just that they would never be America's sweethearts like this other anon seems to think or wish.
this show is for idiots
sorry if i broke your achey breaky heart
>>66281012
it's actually quite funny how people percieve David as being Fox himself.
>>66284262
you are responding to me
and why would americas sweethearts be a 50+ yo couple? kek.
I just think they have good chemistry and i like seeing them together,the time for them to be the couple everyone wanted them to be is long gone.
>>66284381
aside from going to ivy league schools and liking boobs there is no comparison
ive never seen anyone try to make them either
>>66284430
funny because most people i know that like X-Files seem to project Mulder's personality on Duchnovy himself.
I was actually reading a small biography on the man i brought for 3$ on a old book shop and it's quite interesting.
>>66284387
Why are you still carrying on about it if even you think it's not going to happen?
>>66284513
It's like you're not even a fan of the show.
>>66284471
Thats weird,Even my plebbest of friends that i watched interviews/the show with saw the differences.Was this a 90s thing?
>>66284513
Because true love is eternal
>>66284548
I started watching the show in 1994
>>66284471
Gillian is the believer and david the sceptic in real life.
>>66284597
It's not true love you fucking retard
>>66284666
i feel sad that you missed out on this part of the fandom in the shows hayday tbqh
this was the only gossip i ever liked because there was so much documented drama around it
>>66284768
No need to name call.
Someone needs a little love in their life :)
>>66284772
I didn't miss out on it. I lived though all of it.
>>66274655
It's not at all, it's on par with the original series
>Watch seasons 1-3
>They are pretty shit with some retarded acting
>People surprised the new shit also sucks
>>66284881
any storys?
did you see the first movie in theatres?
>>66284915
gillians always been good
sometimes her reactions/motivations as a character were shit tho
>>66284772
A big part of the show was their chemistry and if they would eventually get together or not but that has nothing to do with the shit you've been typing.
I just got home.
Was the last episode shit?
>>66284925
I did. Our neighbour's son took me in to the city to see it. Then we looked at a comic shop and I got some star wars books. That was a nice day.
>>66284962
what are you even trying to say?
>Show:Chris carter purposefully doesnt show anything besides handholding to lead fans on and create tension
>Real life:Drama and rumors started around S2,GA says she has been on a date with him and has seen him naked on "accident",David says they are closer then ever before and has said they're soulmates in some senses
fake or not its been a fun ride
Anyone have a magnet link for the latest episode?
>>66285160
What are you trying to say? No one is disputing that they've seen each other naked or that they have a bond. I'm just saying they will never be a couple for you.
>>66285181
https://eztv.ag/
>>66284925
>tfw it's 1997 and you open up a pack of x-files trading cards and get a card with mulder and sculley on it
>>66285276
Well they're both single now
lets place some bets fellas
Why did they cast such an annoying bitch as Agent Einstein? She looks like an Albino
Why did they even put Mitch Pileggi in the opening? He only showed up for about five minutes in the entire season
>>66285333
>tfw i wad from a small ass town and the only comic book store is trapped in the 90s so i was able to buy all the merchandise in perfect condition years after the show was cancelled
too bad its all lost since i moved out of state
>>66285472
was* lel
>>66274655
Should I bother watching all of the seasons? I know Duchovny leaves later on and that breaks my heart.
>>66285338
>GA
>men
I think she's playing for the other team now pal. Though I'm 99% sure she slept with Clarkson on Top Gear when she was the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
>>66285823
All of them? No.
1-7 are solid,if you do continue dogget is a cool guy but scully turns into a bit of a cunt;the mytharcs become even more of a convulted mess and the MOTW somehow get weirder and dull.
>>66285338
They will never be a couple. screencap this.
>>66285912
>clarkson
who?
is the ep worth watching?
and she is bi
how can one woman be so based?
>>66285470
He deserves to be there. The bigger question is why is he still an assistant director.
>>66286028
They are banging as we speak
Screencap this :^)
>>66285823
Mate you can make your own choices. You don't need people to tell you what to watch.
>>66286102
the powers that b
skinman knows too much
>>66286096
Jeremy Clarkson, the former host and a bit of a womanizer. The episode is worth watching but I think any episode of Top Gear is great. Also watch The Fall for more sexpot Gillian.
>>66286166
I've tried to have a reasonable conversation with you but now you're just being silly.
>>66286207
I really hope they didnt.
I could see why DD would reject her if these are the types of men she sleeps with.
picturing clarkson naked is an instant boner killer.
>>66286233
It could be the way they celebrate every season finale.
The truth is out there..
>>66286200
I thought he would have pissed a lot of people of back in the day protecting mulder but most of those people would have been killed/died/retired by now. It doesn't make sense for him to be in the same job for 20 years. Deputy Director Skinner wouldn't have seemed out of place. Maybe they just did it for the plebs like only having x-wings and tie fighters in TFA
>>66284915
what, im watching seasons 1-3 right now, they are amazing
>>66286340
I assume you're talking about the end of the latest episode and not some bizarre fantasy about what the two of them are doing right now.
>>66286304
DD wouldn't reject a hooker shooting heroin with herpes. I doubt something like that would even phase him. I mean he fucked being married to TEA FUCKING LEONI. Way. To. Go.
>>66286362
During his "xfiles" years he got into a shit ton of trouble and his reputation was ruined and that shit probably stayed with him,he also probably never had a desire to go any further after mulder/scully left because after all he has seen,what would be the point? I would be happy just collecting a pay check too.
I wonder what mulder has done all these years to support himself,has scully been giving him some sort of alimony?
>>66286525
nice spoilers cunt
and i bet they do the naked pretzel all the time irl
>>66286555
>marrying tea leoni and not 10/10 gillian anderson
she was literally perfect and he blew it
what a bakka
The new season has done nothing but confuse me more concerning the mythology. I feel like a fucking baby. Does the black oil even matter anymore? Did it ever matter besides being the life force of the aliens and being a crude experiment involving alien hybrids/takeover? The series and movie made it seem like the colonizers were originally from earth with all the prehistoric shit, and want to reclaim it. Then I have this new season wrecking my shit with the "it was the government all along" bullshit, and then we have Cig Man claiming that he rigged it from the beginning, either lying about the Syndicate's past projects. Or I guess he was somehow a step or two ahead of them and the aliens the whole time. Also, who had him targeted at the end of the series?
>>66286586
They could have taken Skinner out if he was that much trouble.
I thought Mulder would be living off family money/his own savings. He didn't seem to ever spend much money.
>>66286617
How can it be a spoiler when haven't even seen the latest episode yet?
>>66286686
Yeah they kind of just threw all that in the trash. It was all just a ruse. Fooled you!!!
>>66274920
>rebooting the xfiles
I bet you think Einstein and that other boring fuck would be good leads. Fuck you. The xfiles is mulder and Scully
>>66286688
I think "syndicate" or whatever likes keeping trouble makers in controlled positions,like CSM did with mulder;since they know they do good work but are too moral to join them.
I wonder what mulder did with his free time
>>66286102
He's probably content with his job now. He knew that the government had their finger in Kirsche's ass since he was over it all, and didn't want that stress. Even as AD he had to deal with their corrupt bullshit.
>>66286660
>implying you would say no to this
>>66286719
i havent seen it
are there magical ship moments?
few details pls
>>66286817
Ate sunflower seeds and looked at internet porn in his bikini briefs. Much like David Duchovny's real life.
>>66286863
no idea champ I just started watching it.
>>66286858
Over 90s gilllian?
There is no contest between the two
Gillian was literally a 10/10 unique beauty and tea was a generic fashion model.
>>66286908
did you mean the mush room scene? that wasnt scully it was agent shitstein
>>66286904
i would watch a show about mulder chillin at his house being an otaku
>>66286817
>>66286846
Good points.
I think Mulder was still doing Mulder stuff. Probably more often from behind a keyboard because he wouldn't have much access being a civilian but the true is still out there.
That was fucking terrible. It was so bad that I'm impressed at how bad it was. It takes talent to produce something so bad. No normal person without talent could make something that bad.
How come when Kojima makes a trainwreck everyone finds it endearing, but when Carter does it people are calling for his head on a platter?
>>66286954
That was last week.
>>66287038
carter is the abbrams of txf
he barely writes anything but when he does he ruins it for us all
i still love him for gifting us this show though
>>66286788
8 minues in to the latest episode and I never want to see that mole faced bitch again.,
>>66287054
Thats why i was asking what ep you were reffering too if you havent seen the new one
>>66287038
>>66287099
He comes up with some good ideas but should never be the primary writer or direct any episodes.
>>66286997
>you will never see Mulder playing KanColle only to have Scully come in and say 'oh Mulder not the boat girl game again' only to have Mulder reply angrily 'they're my ship daughters Scully! I have to protect them! And Maruyu is my waifu!'
>>66287029
>xfiles is just like the movie in the hollywood a.d. ep now
bravo duchovny
>>66287139
Another anon mentioned them fucking but I didn't know if he was referring to the show or real life because the guy has some obsession with Gillian and David being an item in real life.
>>66287217
i need this to happen
>mfw this entire episode
>>66287038
I don't think people find the entirety of Kojima's trainwrecks endearing but rather there are enough parts that are memorable in a good way that they get undue praise. Also the music helps a lot.
>>66287254
I just hope he has better taste than Maruyu...
>>66287251
It was me and they have obviously fucked irl and the show you godamn mugwhump
>>66287276
Oh fuck you.
What a shit show.
Can someone post some gilly webms/gifs/pics?
for research of course
>>66287369
Again no one is disputing this.
>>66274825
But this isn't true. As someone that rewatched the first five seasons and the first movie just recently (following along with the new season as well), that's absolutely false. The general structure of the show is the same, yes, but these episodes were pretty subpar for the X-Files, save for the third episode which was pretty solid.
>>66287415
>>66287369
>the show
Yes, watch Dreamland and it's really obvious that they have a relationship.
>irl
Dunno. I doubt it since she was sleeping with Carter. Of course she did leave him and DD got all pissy really fast.
>>66287468
Why dreamland?
To me it was super obvious in "All things" but anderson herself wrote it,so is it truly canon?
>>66287452
this isnt a fucking game bro
>>66287452
>>66287564
Don't bother trying to reason with this tranny
>>66287564
At the start of the episode when they're driving she's talking about settling down, a family, etc. Although most of S6 has this since the movie beat you over the head with it.
>>66287448
they are more like s9 eps if we were to compare them to the original
at the end of the day though im still happy these were made
if they reboot it with a diff cast,then i will be vocally upset
>>66287609
This fucking Einstein cunt talking to senior agents like she knows anything and why does she have weird lumps all over her face. It's she like 40 years old?
>>66287756
*isn't she 40 years old
Why is Einstein such a cunt?
>>66287791
She represents modern women
>>66287756
she is scully's alien hybrid child
>>66287650
You keep replying to me you dumb autist.
>>66287658
I was watching "One son" the other day and it really botherd me that Mulder was so willing to believe Diana fowley was innocent despite everything contradicting that,scully was such a cuck too.
>I-im quiting the case
couple scenes later...
>Scully:Mulder I have new evidence,i'm on my way to the airbase!
plus mulder kisses diana and the writers forgot about it for the entire season
>aliums dindu nuffin
>>66287836
To be fair both of those episodes (Two Fathers and One Son) have more than a fair share of issues especially when taken in the context of the series. I don't think the writers really cared too much, they just wanted to kill off the syndicate.
>>66287836
Buddy if you could just admit that they aren't going to be a real couple it would all be ok.
