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Final episode tonight boys
This is the end
>>66281450
Stream when?and where?
itll be shit
>>66281450
Cool, there's only five other threads for this right now. Why don't you make another one?
>NOT INTO THE LONG GRASS!
what did he mean by this?
>x files is finally over
>its a government is evil episode
>Mein kampf mk II
>it's not a motw episode
I'm out
>tfw final episode
>>66281509
kill yourself faggot
Is Scully a robot?
I barely remember any of this stuff.
Damn lack of short term memory.
>spoiling the entire show
Top lel
We Metal Gear now.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Doing stat homework anybody know:
If z score is -1.45 and students mean score is 75, what could the value be?
1 - 64
2 - 85
3 - 75
4 - CBD
woah
>>66281645
>fox
>punished Scully
Im going to miss these threads
literally the best part of /tv/ right now
This Is The End
>extended opening sequence
Looks like they had some time to fill
Was just watching a local news / travel program had a segment on the site of a local abduction story.
>>66281660
cbd obv
>THIS IS THE END
well shit
Would you an ayy lmao scully if anderson was the things voice?
>using the full intro
It's really over ;_;
http://strawpoll.me/6895086
>http://strawpoll.me/6895086
http://strawpoll.me/6895086
>>66281713
Until they make more. This has been getting great ratings.
Hence "season" finale.
>An Eagle Too Far
Who's watching it with me bros
>>66281450
It's been shit all season long.
The ending will be a cliffhanger and then we'll either get a full season in a year or a movie in two.
>>66281567
> it's an episode about the truth
>X-Files is ogre but Gotham starts next monday
I'm okay with this.
And I guess this means Minority Report is cancelled?
>>66281754
Here nigga.
Do we all agree that Joel Mcnigger ruined this season?
>it's a Reyes episode
That's it I'm out
>>66281801
Yes. They already confirmed its dead.
>six weeks
Ha. Meta.
>Calender
prop goys cant spell for shit? or is it Mulder?
>it's a bootleg alex jones episode
>I want to Believe poster in background
But Mulder ripped it in two..
>>66281844
He put a new one up. Did you even watch the fucking first episode?
>>66281824
Welp.. I actually liked MR.
One less show to watch I guess. Cause I got enough as it is.
>>66281844
>he didn't watch episode 3
>they are still forcing those two shitty new actors
lmao
>>66281801
Yeah, it's been canceled for months. FOX's ratings are a shitshow these days.
>>66281805
He's a great comedic actor but he sucks in this, the casting director should be shitcanned.
>Einstein's back
Oh boy.
>discount scully returns
Why
>>66281694
I was thinking CBD because in order to know Z Score I'd need to know standard deviation and there's no way to obtain it as far as I know
>>66281695
Explain please
what the fuck is this montage
>They think it's over
>X-Files has been getting the best ratings
lol
Jesus, Mulder. What lawn mower did you pick a fight with?
Ya niggas ready for The Xfiles TNG starring discount Scully and completely not Mulder?Because it's happening!
Somebody fucked Mulder up.
>>66281902
For the inevitable ayylien threesome.
so, is there any other mythos in this new season besides episode 1 and 6?
>>66281876
>>66281884
S-sorry,
I mustve forgotten they put a new one up.
Couldn't they triangulate his coordinates based on his cellphone alone? I mean, they implied as much during the first episode, no?
Gods of Egypt looks abysmal.
>>66281952
I have to believe that Chris Carter learned his lesson the first time and won't have any part of it.
is this going to cross over into the Mark of the devil thing
Like the end times where everyone has a mark
>12 minutes in and nothing has happened
filler comfirmed
>>66282015
this is a shitty meme. please killy yourself
>This is the End
>Chris Carter already confirmed the last episode ends on a cliffhanger
Kek
>>66281952
eww yo
>>66281989
I hear ya man. I just won't be surprised if it actually happens desu desu.
>>66281660
Its the first choice. Only answer corresponding to a neg z is the one less than the mean
>>66281888
>FOX's ratings are a shitshow these days.
Irony aside, FOX seems to have my favorite shows from all top networks. I dont get why theyre always so low compared to say, ABC.
That Lucifer show needs to go though. It really is shit.
>>66281979
Best case scenario is it's like Speed Racer or Jupiter Ascending but most likely it's going to be a John Carter.
>>66282015
Do you like your new cast yet?
- posted from my Ford SUV.
>>66281970
2 had some, I think.
>>66281742
Does alien Scully still have her milf body?
>>66282065
really? I find Lucifer entertaining. in small doses though
>american idol is bringing kelly clarkson back
>doesn't show a single image of her current self
Well at least Fox's marketing department knows what they're doing.
Scully/Ein sex scene when?
god she's ugly comparing to Scully
ANTI-VAXXING
>>66281970
No. Only first and last are mytharc eps. The middle four are all MotW.
The Mulder and Scully Meet the Warewolf episode is easily in the Top 10 best episodes in the series though.
>>66282065
>fallen archangel runs away to earth
>shenanigans ensue
>one person impervious to his powers
Kys
>>66282122
Couldn't get a big enough lens.
.....Okay, maybe that was too much.
....Like her.
If Fox makes a shitty fucking reboot with these two fucks I'm boycotting it.
>>66282143
She looks like a makeover ham
we anti-vax nao
> There's talk on the internet.
Oh noes.
>>66282180
with shitty skin condition
>>66282136
Only if it's a Scull-ayy x Miller x Einstein threesome
Jesus discount mulder too
Please let them be those good ayys and get killed off
>>66282143
id rather do mini-scully, looks like a better ride.
>anti-vax
fox please stop
>>66282207
What the heck are those two reverse dimples on the left side of her mouth...
>>66282178
i hope everyone does
i dont even want them to have guest appearences honestly,this is how much it triggers me.
Mulder is forever mission, Scully is looking for him somewhere. New actors are getting the show for themselves.
>>66282057
>tease people with 6 episodes to get them riled up
>end it with cliffhanger so people demand more and get the show picked up fully again
Genius. But this is the TV version of blue balls.
>anti vaccine stance on x-files
Chris Carter is the GOAT
>HER DER WE DONT BELIEVE SCULLY
>>66282062
We've never learned this but is it true? If so can you please show work quickly?
>People think this is the end...
http://news.sky.com/story/1637151/x-files-revival-will-end-on-a-cliffhanger
Actually, a friend of my dad got fucked up with MD likely triggered due to rushed government vaccines given to him in order to go to his contractor job in the middle east.
The government fucking up -some- vaccinations is real.
>>66282249
too much cum
>twenty minutes in
>practically nothing happened
Fox pls senpai
>>66281450
Older, better thread: >>66274655
so the FBI is missing an agent and they don't bother to track his phone....
>Mulder
>Doesn't even lock his fucking laptop
Jesus christ man you are just terrible at this shit.
>>66282065
Agreed on everything, and it's because CBS and ABC (who have the highest ratings) make dumb as shit tv. So blame dumbass normies.
I don't like Lucifer either, but it's one if the few shows that's doing well, so it's not going anywhere.
>>66282303
The government constantly fucks shit up across the globe.
...and he got his office :)
>I leave my phone tracking software on my work computer
>phonefinder.biz.exe
Seriously Mulder? You got spyware on your PC.
>spartanburg
We /sp/ now
>>66282332
fuck off nigger
Anthrax was a big thing in the old episodes, right?
Spread by...I think bees?
>>66282343
honestly CSM has been fucking him up the ass for so long and so regularly why make it hard anymore?
>>66282332
kill yourself retard
Holy shit that's were I live
>>66282332
That is a new X-Files sucks thread.
This is a new X-Files is okay and we are watching the finale hoping it gets better thread.
>>66282177
>Couldn't get a big enough lens.
American Idol.
Now shot in IMAX.
MONICA
>Scully doesn't even remember her
;_;
sup reyes
>>66282367
I thought the bees were to spread black oil. What ever happened to black oil.
What is wrong with her face. WHAT THE FUCK
It's radio waves boys. It's your cellphones hahaha epic technology dependency meta.
This entire series winds down to people use their cell phones too much.
Bravo Chris.
what the fuck is up with the captcha? It keeps phasing out every now and then.
>>66282367
It was smallpox before at a school. Teacher got fucked up
Then it was the ayylien virus in the movie
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
>>66282423
He's taking notes from this thread right now.
>>66282433
reload the page. happens to me to
>batman
>>66282439
I fucking hate that commercial
Is Chris carter the equivalent of George, but for TV?
>>66282412
To be honest, she was quite forgettable.
That airplane commercial was fucking awesome desu
Right now our thread has 5 more posts than the shitter's thread.
Keep it up lads.
Serious question. Did you know at least one person who liked this season or the direction where it headed? Because this is total necrophilia right now
It's a Tulpa again, imo. A Muslim Tulpa.
>>66282389
The other thread is literally talking only about shipping and cucks
>>66282472
>That ben affleck smile
I wanna watch it
All Big Guys report in
>Agent Reyes is back
HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Jesus Reyes looks terrible.
Spics age horribly.
oh fuck Monica is part of the Syndicate now isn't she?
>reyes will never peg you in the ass
>>66282349
Someone get this hothead out of here.
Could they really not think of a better name than agent Einstein?
>>66282548
Anyone else ship Reyes with Scully?
>>66282511
>implying the third episode wasn't GOAT
Back to your hate thread, faggot.
>>66282520
A Mohammed (praise be unto him) tulpa? Interesting.
>>66282579
>>66282566
(You)
>>66282571
>shippers
Go back to your shit thread pal
oh shit is that jigsaw???
Damn, that guy is tough.
Can't kill CSM.
Hey, they actually remembered CSM got shot with a rocket launcher!
>blown up
>still alive
BRAVO CARTER
R
A
V
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C
A
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T
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R
>>66282511
I like a lot of it. The stand alones have been terrific but didn't care for the first, and not crazy about this one so far.
Does anyone else smell burnt bacon?
>>66282571
Nah, discount Scully would totally be a better footslut for milf Scully.
>>66282616
you underestimate how thick his plot armor is
>i am the most powerful man in the world
lol why doesn't she just suffocate him with a pillow
This is the worst episode of the season. Even worse than the allahu akbar one
oy fucking vey
why does he keep saying "Muh nigga"?
>CSM WAS THE BAD GUY THE WHOLE TIME
BRAVOVARB
>CHOSEN ELITE
Isn't this the same situation she was in on The Bridge?
>2012
OH SHIT!
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/701942504879476737
UPDATE: Dept. of Justice HAZMAT Crews Arrive at Hotel Near LAX
fuck its real
> 2 0 1 2
so did I miss the reason why she works for him
because right now it looks like she just willingly enslaved herself
why do they have umbrellas when it's not even raining
>>66282694
You are literally retarded
Mulder confirmed martial artist
>you're slowly killing yourself while keeping the world hostage
This applies to Chris Carter as well
Damn, its like the WWE.
>>66282719
>Multiple Officers Rushed To Hospital
ffffFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK
>>66282721
She was ascended.
>>66282694
>muh nigga
is that the first time in the entire series that mulder actually won a fight?
>It's a Mulder holds a gun to Cancer Man's head episode
>the farcry commercial
>>66282719
>it was a meth lab
Lame. Read your stories before you try to rile everyone up.
So its all coming together... I like that.
>>66282721
basically from what I could understand, he has the ability to activate something that would kill like 95 % of the world and she was placating him by serving him.
>>66282783
No it isn't.
Punished mulder
A believer in search for the truth
>>66282719
>the X-Files reboot was put into motion by ayys for them to hype their invasion
>Chris Carter is the leader of the ayys
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
I want /v/ to leave
>americans need commercials for news
now I've seen everything
Was that white haired Adam Baldwin?
>>66282719
now that's what I call viral marketing
Bravo, Fox.
>>66282783
It's about as together as my life.
>>66282783
>no explanation for why the invasion didn't take place in 2012 or what the fuck happened to the black oil and colonists
yea, its all being answered.
>>66282818
I want /you/ to kill yourself
>>66282821
How else you gonna get people to watch your product if you don't advertise?
>>66282800
No, its explaining why there wasn't an invasion in 2012. Thats just when they activated the...virus, I guess.
Why stage an offensive when you can just poison the enemy and wait for them to die for you?
>>66282821
of course especially now that the internet exists
>>66282652
I can't argue there actually. I can actually see Scully being into that.
Punished Mulder
>>66282818
Greetings commander
>>66282812
a local news program just had a segment tonight on the site of a local abduction story
>This is so unnecessary, fucks
SO META
SO UNCUT
>You don't want to believe
EPIC
P
I
C
Mulder the last episode proved you're as gullible as a Labrador puppy. You have to realize how rused you're being.
Far to late FOX
>>66282831
Some meth lab blowing up is hardly a happening
>20 minutes left
>knocked away his cigarette
careful there Mulder
Cancer Man looks like a elderly ass Mr. Bean tbhfam
>mfw "I want to believe" is becoming this season's "It can't be helped"
>>66282903
Meth lab is obviously the cover story dumdum
CSM did nothing wrong.
He just wants to save the planet.
What the fuck is this episode
>>66282927
don't forget to buy a poster on amazon
>humans are destroying the planet, so he's gonna wipe 'em all out
Huh.
So he's Goldman from House of the Dead 2.
Punished mulder
>>66282832
But you have no life.
CHEMTRAILS
> chemtrails
>>66282911
>20 minutes left
>nothing has happened yet
bravo carter
so everyone has aids now?
ahahahahaha
>>66282933
It's the end, the end of it all.
Until season 10 part 2 is confirmed by Fox in three weeks.
we chemtrails and secret graphitti nao
>CHEMTRAILS
I keep waiting for CSM to have Tad killed somehow
Fuck me this is intense
It would actually be kinda cool if they killed half the world right now.
>chemtrails
>>66282989
>TyroneMetal
No it isn't, jesus.
>mfw im smoking crack from an aluminum pipe
>we /pol/ now
>alien DNA is the only thing that saves you from the apocalypse
WHAT A TWEEST
this is so fucking retarded
NotAlexJones was right again.
>>66282956
Exactly fampai
Reminder that PCR takes minimum of 4 hrs.
Why they BLOW UP the cutest girl in the show in her car?
Scully's going to kill herself to save mankind.
Fucking hate this bullshit.
>>66283031
Not really.
Cliche, but not retarded.
>Scully vaccine cures the Super Ebola
BRAVO CARTER
>Mulder can't even beat a half dead cancer man
Spartan virus
/sp/ found a way
>mulder becomes new CSM
>scully sacrificing herself for people
Has anyone actually watched Lucifer?
>scully gives up her life to save the world while mulder dies alone
>CSM goes on the be the bad guy next season.
BRAVO
Will Trump come and save us? MTWGA?
AYYYY
ew what that's gross
SPOOPY
Michael Jackson!
He's alive again!
2SPOOPY
>>66282994
You can start by killing yourself
Mulder= Big Brain
Punished Mulder confirmed
>>66283075
Yes, it's decent.
wtf?
>kungfu mulder
>cancerman wants to destroy the earth because of global warming
this episode is LITERALLY a parody of the old x-files episodes
>>66283075
I watched 1.5 eps and it was awful.
Okay that's actually coming together better.
A virus administered through the smallpox vaccine, lines up with what we already know.
The Syndicate was trying to create Human/Alien hybrids to protect themselves from the virus.
This pretty much tracks nicely I think.
NO! NOT MESSENGER NURSE!
>>66283095
That's horrible, Boco. Fucking horrible. Just... Just go. Stop posting right now, you horrible person.
we gel electrophoresis nao
>>66283075
I gave it two episodes.
That was too many. If it's anything more than a dull detective buddy cop deal wtih the gimmick that one of them is secretly a demon sometimes, then I don't even care enough to find out.
>>66283075
it's alright, the guy they got playing Luci is charming as fuck
>>66283075
its pretty campy, but nothing ground breaking.
>>66283119
Yup.
Only question is whats left after they solve this? Aside from a bunch of MotW episodes, which would be cool.
So who were the renegade aliens super soldiers shapeshifters and those trying to kill csm?
>>66283119
This is Kojima-tier writing.
No wonder he ripped off alot of shit from the X-Files for MGS.
i got distracted...how did mulder end up on the ground when he had the gun drawn on le smoking man?
>>66283119
>smallpox was supposed to be a vaccine against the blackoil
>still no blackoil
sorry mate, but there is no continuity.
>>66283119
What about the black oil?
Who was the alien bounty hunter? Why was he working with CSM?
Who were the alien rebels?
>>66283179
By the power of suggestion
>>66283119
What about the ooze, krychek and the real aliens?
>>66281450
>This is the end
Father? Yes son? I want to kill you
Mother? I want to...
>>66283179
He started succumbing to the virus.
>>66283179
le small microbes killing Big Brain
>>66283179
He's got the AIDS
>>66283206
COME ON BABY!
>>66283189
>>66283186
It was all a RUSE
>>66283075
The first 15 minutes of the first episode was entertaining. The rest is fucking shit.
>>66283119
>>66283166
are the two of you fucking retarded?
>no black oil
>no alien colonists
>no rebels
>no super soldiers
they just retconned the entire series
post >yfw this wasn't worth the 14 year wait ;_;
>>66283179
CSM is triggering the foxdie.
>>66283240
Shut up ocelot
oh shit, is CSM final victory at hand?
>>66283179
Alien nanomachines debilitating Big Brain
>Microwaves trigger it
We're exposed to massive dosages of microwaves from the sun every day though
>>66283189
the real question, how is lord kinbote involved
>that sick loli
Would you nurse her back to health, at the risk of your own?
>>66283217
TAKE A CHANCE WITH US
This is the third day without makeup.
>>66283236
I guess thats what they can explain next season?
>Its an alien nanobot episode
>Virus has been spread by the smallpox vaccine
>The world is saved by Pakistan
>>66283282
Nah I don't fuck with ayy shit homie
>>66283293
JUST
Fucking knew they would use crispr
>SAMPLE TOO SMALL
SCULLY CONFIRMED FOR DEATH
New thread
>>66283318
>>66283318
>>66283318
>You have no idea how well we planned
Neither does Carter.
>>66283166
>>66283186
>>66283189
>>66283236
I didn't say it was perfect. There are still things that I think need to be addressed, such as Purity, the rebels and bounty hunters, etc.
I am pissed that they haven't talked about the Black Oil/Purity at all, it should have been that instead of the Spartan Virus.
All I'm saying is that what they're doing so far fits with various elements of the mythology. CSM obviously knows a lot more than he has been letting on, and I bet there is an Alien hand in play (especially since aliens blew up the girl in episode 1)
Firestorm a shit
>>66283341
Kys
>Mulder Jr. rescuing Mulder
BULLSHIT.
>>66283339
>Scully
>Dying
Heh. No.
>>66283277
Thats part of a joke I think. Like how he said chem trails before. it will be something else crazy next break.
>>66283317
NANOMACHINES
Seriously, this is like MGS4 in a way.
Is that the new 2016 Chevy Malibu?
inb4 another explosion to live through
Not watching atm, but has the whole question of how CSM survived been answered yet?
>>66283393
This is Mulder's fight song.
>>66283393
Ah it looks just like a Lexus!!!
>yfw chris carter trolls the idea of a spinoff by killing miller and einstein
>cure within a few hours
how could she possibly know that?
>>66283399
meme magic
>>66283399
yea he basically almost burned to death and was saved by his subordinates.
Hes wearing like fake skin now
>>66283399
he just didn't die, then he got a fuck ton of reconstructive surgery
>>66283393
Do you need all that technology?
>>66283352
So if the aliens were actually good guys as stated in the first episode, then it's possible that the black oil was a means with which to control the syndicate and other elites. That's my guess.
> Mulder and discount Scully die
> Next season is discount Mulder and Scully
>>66283439
Could be multiple aliens.
Some good, some bad. Seems likely.
>5 minutes left
This is it. This is how the X-Files ends. Not with a bang, but with a mediocre cliffhanger.
Good luck getting your hack shit renewed Carter.
>>66283431
>>66283430
Oh wow fuck this, now I really don't regret not watching. Fuck this bs. They should have gone with some clone or alium regeneration storyline instead.
ACTIVATE IT.
this ep is rushed as tom sawyer
> women drivers
Crazy woman drivers.
>>66283439
I agree with >>66283465 that it could be multiple groups of aliens. We've already seen that there are various factions and that are battling each other.
MOW THE FUCKERS DOWN SCULLY!
Old Smokey
>Get out of the car
>Do nothing to signal where you are
Dumb ass.
So stop talking and do it already!
THESE ARE THE
SARS
OF
THE
ALIENS
AYYYYYYYYY
AYY
Y
Y
LMAO
M
A
O
ayyyy
>go through all this shit, in the end you need fucking stem cells that you don't even have
WOW FUCK OFF CARTER
>>66283519
It's the Ori and the Ancients. CSM is a Prior.
Child is discount molder
BRAVO CARTER
>AYYYYYY finally came for mulder
as it should be.
Well shit.
There HAS to be more episodes, right?
Ain't that a bitch.
And then the ayys come down.
Fucking thanks Carter.
B L U E B A L L S
L
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E
B
A
L
L
S
SHIT
H
I
T
what a bunch of cunts
Did Tony die?
top lel
FUCK
THIS
BULLSHIT
Ayy
fargo season 2 did it first!
>fuck you carter, you fucking troll!
Well, that was fun.
Now we play the waiting game.
jdimsa
>yfw Mulder's sister was piloting the ship, but we'll never get confirmation
I hereby raise the motion that all Carter episodes are finally struck from canon.
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>a UFO in the middle of the highway in Washington D.C. with hundreds of witnesses
This has to change everything.
>>66283663
nah his sis is an old meme, new viewers would not understand
>>66281484
how did you know?
>>66283663
She's dead, Jim.
FUCK YOU CARTER
>>66283691
Everyone was too busy getting sick to record anything with their numerous mobile carrier data technologies.
>>66283720
Lines on communication was cut.
>>66283730
not having a phone line won't prevent your phone's camera from working
>that ending
There's never gonna be mroe x-files is there guys
>>66283730
But what about offline recording? Or has the cloud finally become a mandatory thing?
>>66283764
did you not see all the vehicles power off as it drooped closer
>>66283691
Pfft, wouldn't be the first time. In real life. Doesn't stop the "drunk ignorant crazy redneck" memes.
>>66283769
Of course there is. Ratings have been great.
Unless they make another movie. That would suck.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>66283691
>CSM gets burned to the bone by a brutal explosion
>This has to change everything
>>66283691
lost time, they will forget everything
did you even watch the show?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CARTER
HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66283822
...
Well, can't argue with that.
Now and forever, nothing that happens on the show will ever alter the status quo thanks to that asspull.
>>66283808
>implying the first movie wasn't GOAT and the high point of x files
david douchuvny, christ carter, and the jews who run fox want more x-files so there will be more x-files.
>>66283864
Oh sure, but would a new one be as good?
And you know Fox would rather have the high ratings. They need it right now.
Fuck that hack Chris Carter. Why couldn't this have been its own self-contained miniseries that ended on a happy note?
>>66283862
CSM, like Scully, has DNA that prevents him from dying. If you remember way back to Clyde Bruckman, he tells Scully simply that she "doesn't" die. It's because she can't. This has been hinted at for decades.
>>66283959
Does that mean Scully is also impervious to getting blown up by an RPG? What so the alium dna turns her bones to steel?
>>66283959
Wasn't that because the immortal photographer took her place
>>66284067
Yes.
>>66283920
I think another mytharc movie could be good, or maybe could've been good by the time they were making the second film. Mytharc plot works wonderfully as a film, since it allows a denser plot, while motw is too light a concept to easily make up a film.
Is it worth watching the 200 episodes of the original series?
>>66284439
Probably not if you are a millennial.
>>66284439
No. Seasons 1-5 + first film, and some select MOTWs from the later seasons.
>>66284439
Everything after season 5 besides the lore episodes are relatively mediocre. I'd watch the main lore episodes first and then go back and watch the good non lore ones.
>>66284468
I was born in 1992.
>>66284474
>>66284493
Is it too much to ask which ones or a simple google search will do the trick?
>>66284558
1991 was the cutoff year. You won't enjoy it.
>>66284558
Seasons 1-5 is all pretty good, so you don't need to know specific episodes. For the latter seasons google is your friend, I'm not familiar with which episodes are good, I simply stopped watching a little into season 6.
>>66284571
I was born in 92.
I'm in season 3, still loving them x-files.
My favorite so far is either One Breath or the one with the Satanists that run the school. Can't decide.
>>66284558
>1992
Uh oh, we got one!
>>66284635
You are either lying about your birthyear or you're lying to yourself to try and fit in.
Either way, lies.
>>66284439
Yes. Just use this list. I've found it to be very good. It lists all the mytharc episodes and good MotW episodes and leaves out the crap.
http://overmental.com/content/x-files-quick-catch-up-what-are-the-most-important-episodes-43714
No way would I watch over 200 episodes of an hourly show. Just the good ones.
>>66284784
You and people like you are literal human garbage.
>>66284835
Dude, most people dont have time to watch so many episodes.. many if they were 30 minutes long.
I've been marathoning the show for a month and I only just watched the first movie.
I dont think you realize how fucking long 200 hourly episodes are.
>>66284835
Good luck trying to watch the garbage that they put out in season 8 and 9.
>>66284913
plenty of time to waste on a chinese message board but not enough time to watch x files?
>>66284913
I re-watch the show every two years. You simply don't have the will or the attention span to do it because you grew up with the iPad generation.
>>66285016
I got other shows to watch too, not just X-Files. And vidya.
No time to watch mediocre episodes anon.
>>66285024
How long does it take you to marathon all the episodes?
It has to be over a month for sure. Assuming you watch maybe 4-5 episodes a day.
>>66285024
tell me mr., how was dialup?
>>66285128
>4-5 episodes a day
spot the casual
>>66282852
So the bees pollinated the corn and then just one day *poof* everyone get superaids....?
>>66284701
sorry to trigger you, I'm born in 93. And I just binge watched most of the series but couldn't force myself thru season 8
>>66285128
2-3 episodes a night if weeknight, 4-5 episodes on saturday and sunday. I arrange my schedule in such a way as to make 2 or 3 parters fall on the same night, and the movie usually falls on a Saturday, for which I get two large peperoni 'zas because it is such an event for me.
In total it takes me about 2 months to go through the entire series this way.
>>66285336
no the bees and the corn was a way to spread purity and infect the population with black oil, either turning them into slaves or making more aliens
the scenario that played out involved the small pox vaccine but didn't involve purity
>>66282178
Word.
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