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Rassilon's a master troll Edition
>Invent "game" where gun won't fire at Time Lord dna
>trick enemy into playing it and wiping himself from existence
The absolute madman
Lost >>63603930
Did u know douglas adams wrote a dr who? Fun fact.
>>63622903
Second for "Merry Christmas Everybody"
>>63623018
What's a "dr who"?
>>63622857
You're right, but Omega won't take that well.
His entire life is him getting shit on for trying to help his people.
>Be Gallifreyan named Peylix
>Everyone taunts me.
>Teacher gave me shittiest grade (Omega) and everyone thinks I'm a dumbass.
>Start calling me Omega because I suck.
>All because I think Time Travel is possible
>My friend Razz believes me though
>Grow up to be Gallifrey's best Solar Engineer
>Create an artificial second son for Gallifrey
>Razz still gets all the bitches
>smfh tbqh pham
>Find qt girl though
>She marries me for some reason, probably not my looks.
>Manage to capture a star as it's primed to go supernova
>Razz decides to loop its explosion
>Tell him to wait for me
>Razz be like "lol no"
>motherfucker.jpg
>Survive and become AntiMatter God
>Still no bitches
>Wife keks me with some prick called The Other
>mfw
>FullNuclear.png
And you wonder why he wants to destroy everything
>yfw Omega found Gallifrey while it was sitting outside the universe
>he was sitting in his antimatter bubble floating around oblivion when it finally collided with Gallifrey's cup of soup
>wearied and repentant after being revived infinitely for the horrors of the Time War, he is overcome with relief at the thought that he might finally get to return to his home with all past grievances cleared away
>"oh hi Omega, just the guy we're looking for! It turns out we can put Gallifrey back inside the universe, but in order to do it something has to take our place in this bubble and stay trapped here forever. We just thought since...you know...maybe you wouldn't mind..."
>hfw he has no face
>>63623018
Bullshit.
>>63622987
I think most of moff's christmas episodes don't have it, Last Christmas may have even been the first
'we three kings' is also a recurring christmas song in the specials
>>63607946
>>63607864
>>63607822
>>63607408
>>63607329
Reminder, you bitch niggas.
>Series 10 begins with a massive assault on Gallifrey
>FUCKFUCKFUCK CALL THE DOCTOR CALL THE DOCTOR
>The Doctor learns that Rassilon is leading the charge.
>Rassilon regenerated himself to look like the Doctor (pic Related) and caused havoc across the Universe.
>He also managed to recover Omega's consciousness and reconstitute him a new body based own Rassilon's on Symbiotic Nuclei and Quad-Strand DNA.
>The result is Rassilon (played by Malcolm Tucker) and Omega (played by whoever) joining forces in their burning desire to royally fuck over the Doctor for making them look like a fool.
>They use their combined knowledge of Block-Transfer equations to rig up their own Gallifreyan fleet of automatons and TARDISes.
>Before you complain, these two are THE FUCKING FOUNDERS OF TIME-LORD SOCIETY, it's plausible.
>Missy, Rani and Romana return to help out the Doctor.
>Borusa is free from his prison and regenerates.
>All Borusa does is sit in a high council office and smirk all day.
>mfw I have no face
>>63623081
He has Buscemi eyes, my god
Bingo brainstorming time
>>63623113
That's rude.
>>63622903
>unironically watching le wacky British man show
>>>/tumblr/
>>63623095
>Borusa is free from his prison and regenerates.
But anon, Borusa's dead, the Doctor killed him and disadvantaged Gallifrey at the same time
>>63623150
None of the Doctors are British, but ok
>>63623081
Looks like a typical Dr. Who fan
>>63623173
Thanks, it's what I was going for.
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2015-12-10/incredible-set-of-retro-doctor-who-series-9-posters
>>63623141
Someone gets kucked
>>63623173
>>63623189
You are both being very rude.
>>63623173
Which one, the bespectacled young lady or the bug-eyed old man?
>>63623166
Really?
Fuck, I just finished watching the Five Doctors.
>mfw
This is your fucking fault /who/! You fuckers ruin everything for me.
>Series 10
>The Doctor deals with the leftover monsters that escaped through the Time Lock
>Skaro Degradations
>Nightmare Child
>Horde of Travesties
>Meanwhiles and Neverweres
>Could've been King
>Companion is the ultimate qt3.14
>Has the face of Jenna, Catherine's Tits, Karen's legs and Jenna's ass
Pic semi-related
>>63623207
We already know that river has multiple husbands and the doctor has multiple wives
that wouldn't be fair to put in
>>63623202
I tried to buy a few of the S8 posters last year and they were fucking expensive.
>>63623189
You're more attractive than me by a long shot, I didn't mean to be rude anon
>>63623220
I'm pretty sure that anon is referring to something in Engines of War which is mediocre anyway, you're not missing much. Besides anyone who's supposed to be dead/alive during the Time War can be safely assumed to be the opposite, both, neither, twice last week, and multiplied by the lifespan of the universe.
>>63623141
River outsmarts the Doctor without any justification.
>>63623090
Yeah, Moff's first four Christmas specials don't have it. A Christmas Carol is set on an alien planet, Widow and the Wardrobe is set in the 40's and doesn't have any Christmas music, and the same for The Snowmen, which is the late 19th century and I don't think it even mentions Christmas at all.
>>63623228
Her ass looks like two saddlebags
>>63623220
Happened in Enginges of War.
Rassilon, who did nothing wrong, gave Borusa the great honor of being a Possibility Engine so Rassilon could see the future, know what would/wouldn't work and know what is the better course.
Doctor kidnapped him and made him blow up to kill some Daleks
You are now Picturing The Doctor (Tennant/Smith), Master (Simm), Rassilon (Dalton) and Omega sitting at a table.
They're playing a game of Rassilon Roulette.
A rotating De-Mat gun is rotating, while uncertain of who to shoot.
The only way to rotate the gun is to say something nice about the Time-Lord next to you.
>[Loud Sweating].jpg
>>63623304
>someone is upset about something small being spoiled
>better give them some additional details to make the spoiler even bigger!
Why, anon? That's just rude.
>>63623283
Not really worth putting on the bingo. It's inevitable and pretty much the basis of her entire character.
>>63623354
Spoiled Anon here.
It's fine. I just thought the whole Borusa being dead thing sucked.
Borusa is literally the only Time-Lord in the series who's ego is matched by his facial expressions.
Look at that fucking face! Don't you want to punch it?THE HIGH COUNCIL WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE
>ywn have Clara braid your hair and call you pretty.
>>63623240
Not fair to put sex jokes either with River in the episode
>>63623438
I would actually like that.no homo
>>63623457
What if we made sex jokes the free space?
>>63623095
I also expect Rassilon and the council to be the big bads going forward.
Omega would be neat but Moff probably can't be bothered.
>>63623332
But anon, they're all Time Lords, they wouldn't die anyway. Double for Rassilon, you just know his is the primary dna the gun would refuse to shoot
>>63623472
Fine by me
>>63623261
I didn't think it rude, anon, and thank you.
>>63623141
can i have that doctor who logo?
>>63623481
Omega's gonna be butchered in that new K9 Movie, and no one will ever take him seriously again.
I weep for Peylix.
He didn't deserve to go out like this - like a bitch loosing to a fucking robotic dog.
>>63623586
You're speaking as if anybody is actually going to watch the k9 movie.
>>63623586
Calm down, it'll be even less canon than everything else in this universe.
>>63623202
>>63623260
That Listen poster from last year is fucking gorgeous. I'd love to have it and Death in Heaven.
![Doctor.Who.2005.S09E12.1080p.HDTV.x264-SERIOUSLY.mkv_snapshot_01.00.12_[2015.12.05_22.59.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xYw9p4K.jpg "Doctor.Who.2005.S09E12.1080p.HDTV.x264-SERIOUSLY.mkv snapshot 01.00.12 [2015.12.05 22.59.12]")
>>63623586
That movie is going to be so bad its good. Literally no way its not going to suck.
>K9 VS Omega is the entire premise
>K9 and Omega are the only actual doctor who characters in it
>not a BBC production
>no one from the Doctor Who production team is involved
It's literally just Bob Bakers fanfiction on the big screen.
The only real problem is I worry it will taint the franchise brand by being associated with it.
I showed Curse of Fatal Death to my mom. She thought it was funny. What's everyone else's thoughts on it?
star wars anon from the last thread here
fuck I actually bought two tickets
I don't even know if my friend is able to make it but I didn't want to miss out
>>63623141
Calling these now:
>Hello Sweety
Yes but not to Capaldi.
>Visual flashback
Nah
>Sex jokes
Should be the free space
>River is used well
Not a chance
>Comical sound effect
Seems to be a premiere thing last couple series
>Another definitive ending for River
Moff claims he didn't know if he was coming back and that River's appearance was him coming full circle, so depends if that was his usual bullshit. She will never truly go away until he's gone.
>Sonic sunglasses appear
No.
>or are mentioned
Maybe.
>>63623783
It's fucking hilarious.
>Them dalek bumps
>>63623866
I'll have you know they're very firm.
>tfw 11's sonic toy doesn't let you activate it at the normal button when extended
>>63623783
That reminds me, does anybody have that tumblr screenshot of someone bitching about Moffat not casting a female Doctor while praising Curse of the Fatal Death for being so progressive. Then when pointed out Moffat wrote it, she flipped out saying the fact a female Doctor was in a parody was insulting and the idea of a woman Doctor shouldn't be a joke.
>>63623919
Do we have any proof that 11's sonic let him do that? I think we've only ever seen him extend it after normally activating it.
>>63624751
Off-Topic but I love how 11's Screwdriver extends in the first place. It's very distinctive.
God I love his screwdriver - and I still can't pinpoint the complete reason.
>>63624831
Cause you like things that are big and thick
>>63623919
Sorry, but do you mean you can't use it when it's extended?
>>63624927
There's a button on the black handle bit that activates the light/sound. It works beacuse there's one of those mechanical buttons on the inside of it, built into the extendable shaft
When it's extended, the button cover you physically touch is no longer on top of the mechanical button, so it does nothing. the only way to activate it when it's extended is the red button on the bottom hidden behind a cap, which is equally odd since they went to the effort of making sure the red button works both retracted and extended but the normal button only works when retracted
>>63624974
Oh I see, well that's kind shit. They took the time to add another button, which means they were aware the normal one gets covered up and they couldn't be bothered to move it.
>>63623141
Guest stars are wasted
>>63625113
little too subjective don't you think
also kind of cynical
>>63625135
Where did you see a time?
>>63622903
prove your usefulness /who/ faggots and explain why torrents of recent episodes don't come up on KAT
>>63625188
I assumed it'd be like 7GMT or so judging by when they post their daily reminders
>>63625109
There's an updated model, branded as Twelve's Sonic, that doesn't have an activation button. It's touch activated, and it works even when it's extended. It's pretty sweet.
>>63625142
Bill Bailey, Nick Frost, Robert Webb, David Mitchell... they just have a history.
>>63625235
Okay cool, I usually don't pay that much attention
>>63625345
They voiced the robots in Dinosaurs on a Spaceship. Can't honestly blame you for not noticing.
>>63625180
just go to eztv.ag, that's usually where the ones listed on KAT come from anyway
>>63625411
Considering he was only used once and replaced with no explanation, I'd consider that kind of a waste.
Its for the best dalton didn't play rassilon in hell bent. Hell his rassilon erased a time lady for merely mentioning giving up. Hes not the rassilon I'd expect to stand there slackjawed while people commit treason.
>first soldier drops his gun
>disintegrated
>anyone else?.
>That scene in The Doctor's Wife where Amy turns a corner and finds Rory's ancient corpse with the walls covered in "KILL AMY KILL AMY"
Creeps me out every fucking time.
>>63625699
I mean Dalton was good for what we got of him. It's just a bummer that was all we got. And honestly I can't think of an exceptionally good use of a guest star right now, except maybe John Cleese. That at least made me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EPLY9XG5nU
RIP Tom Baker
Why are the props and costume designs on this show so horrible? Is it done on purpose for irony or some stupid ass reason?
>>63626133
don't be rude
>>63626133
literally no budget: the show
So aside from fear her, love and monsters, and the slitheen RTDS era was pretty good.
>>63626178
Ok, that makes sense. If I have no childhood nostalgia for this and am not from Britain will I like this as an adult?
>>63626238
It depends entirely on how much you are willing to accept that the show is campy and not 100% serious
>>63626319
>>63626266
ok thanks, I'll give it a shot
>>63626319
I wouldn't really recommend Vincent and the Doctor for new viewers. Not because it's a bad episode but because it definitely has a "Very Special Episode" vibe to it with the ending, the song, and the fact that the original airing actually included the number for a suicide hotline at the end.
I'd recommend The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances myself. They were my first episodes, alarmingly almost ten years ago now, and I'm still hooked on this shit.
>>63626830
>copying posts from reddit
why?
>>63626570
>and im like ugh
you're free to return to tumblr any time
>>63627093
>How would Rory have such a strong read on 11 after only knowing him for less than an hour?
to play Devil's Advocate, I guess you could argue that Amy told Rory a lot about him, but even then that was basically akin to fairytales so yeah, your point is still valid.
>>63623141
Tits And Restaurant Diner In Space is referenced
Also check them
>>63627327
Why did this one get deleted?
I hope Capaldi leaves after Series 10 and some specials
Man, that little twisty knot of burnt flesh the Headless Monks have is fucking gross
>>63628240
You take that back
>>63628584
I can't. It's out there in the ether now.
>>63628863
TAKE IT BACK
First christmas special since 2011 without our Jennafu :(
>>63622903
Based Lord President Razz Bond!!!
>>63623695
Because nothing shit has ever been associated with Doctor Who before
>Series 10/11 flashback scenes to Last Great Time War Gallifrey
>We see Rassilon resurrected from his tomb and crazy shenanigans happening
>tfw it's Tim Dalton as Lord President Bond(pre- End of Time!!)*tfw we also see Paul McGann's 8th Doctor and his glorious Tardis desktop trough various warzones(pre-regeneration)
*Final Days soundtrack playing(you all know which epic one!!)
>>63623069
Omega's dead, he was a hollow shell back then and wouldn't have been able to survive in the real universe as he was essentially anti-matter.
And on top of that his universe was then destroyed.
Why didn't they cast a blackman actor as the War Doctor? It was a perfect opportunity for them to tick off the diversity box, while forever consigning the blackman Doctor to a bit part, in the grand scheme of the show.
Clara gave the Doctor his sunnies back. Hahaha.
https://youtu.be/RzjE3V25cVg
>>63630633
The more I think about it, the more this idea makes sense. The redemption story would have been more touching if a couple of white Doctors forgave a blackman Doctor, instead of John Hurt.
"It's okay, blackman Doctor. You're one of us. We accept you."
>>63630714
He left them on the counter in the diner/other TARDIS.
When 12 regenerates, he will see Clara and remember her. She'll save his life one last time, as a hallucination, telling him to regenerate like Adric when 5 regenerated.
>>63630743
Oh yeah...
>>63630725
Also, I think it would be much more realistic for a violent Doctor to be black, than it would for him to be white, since I generally find that blackman people are more hot-headed, and less likely to behave rationally, than white people.
Moffat will be the showrunner for a third Doctor and you know it.
>>63630793
I think that the Doctor Who production team agree with this, as well. In Hell Bent, the blackman characters consisted of one gun-wielding buffoon, and one Time Lord army woman – both hot-headed fighting types, who likely don't reason so well.
When is Madame Ghastlier returning? I liked her.
>The Time Lords have chronolocked my TARDIS. There's only two ways to disable it. I go out and face the Time Lords, and the TARDIS will bring you back immediately to Coal Hill school. Or one of us forgets the other. There's no other way. But those memories, they're yours, and I don't have the right to steal them from you. And I don't want to forget you, Clara. We have to be separated so the Hybrid stops being. This is the only ways the Time Lords can be sure we're never together again. I stay here and you go back to Earth, or one of us forgets the other. So I'll stay. I'll stay on Gallifrey.
>No. NO! This is unfair! They don't have the right, you don't deserve this! To Hell with the rules!
>I'm sorry Clara. This is new technology. Gallifrey has evolved since I've last been there. I can't take the chronolock off, it will disable by itself once we make our decision. But I already took it. I've asked the Sisterhood to perform a memory wipe on you. It will change your memory of this moment we're living right now. You'll think I just left you on Earth and I'm back to the stars.
>But you won't! You'll be tortured by this Rassilon for centuries! I refuse! I don't want you to die because of me!
>You're not guilty of anything, Clara. This is how it ends, but you won't remember this ending. The Sisterhood will make up a new one and implement it in your brain.
>No. You know what? Those three years have been the best years of my life. I don't want anyone to steal them because they're mine. But let's do it at random. Let the luck decide for us. There's a fifty percent chance I will forget, and a fifty percent chance you will.
Would that have been better?
>>63631156
Ooooh and you could do a final twist where Clara is telling this adventure to someone and the final scene is the Doctor on Gallifrey, locked up in a cell with Rassilon watching: the Sisterhood DID implant a made up ending in Clara's mind and the Doctor faced the Time Lords!
>>63631216
>>63631156
Hey, I like that. Why couldn't Moffat do it? The Christmas special would be River (and Missy?) recruiting Clara to break on Gallifrey and rescue the Doctor.
Instead we got a shit Hell Bent.
#SQUIRTFORHURT
Eccleston returns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulxRmR5eNYA
>>63631579
Why didn't he say Fantastic?
>Milana Vayntrub will never absorb you into her thighs
Why regenerate?
>>63623586
I remember that in the Aussie K9 spin-off they wiped K9's memory so that Doctor Who wouldn't be referenced outside of in-jokes, so how would they handle Omega in a non-BBC production? He's Bob Baker's creation but would they be able to mention that he was defeated by the Doctor or even acknowledge that he's a Time Lord from Gallifrey? He could well become just some random evil space god.
>>63631579
CANON!
Big Finish when?
WarDoc has an interesting music theme.
It's has some overtones of ... and kind of an arrangement of later VNA adaptations theme.
Quick question:
Why do you want the show to be dark (VNA dark even, or edgy) and want to remove every fun aspect of it?
>>63632122
Oh cool you have the first boxset?
John Hurt sounds so frail. How did things go with his pancreatic cancer?
>>63632190
Yeah, but I'm at work
So i guess i'll listen to it later
Just wanted to check the new theme arrangement
I wonder if they'll ditch old VNA theme on novel adaptations now
>>63632194
Remission for now
With pancreatic cancer being 60% lethal within a year, i'd say he's doing surprisingly well
>>63632143
uh, who are you talking to?
>>63632380
Straw men, it sounds like.
>>63632328
Depends on the type of pancreatic cancer, some types are more aggressive than others.
>>63631579
>it took peter capaldi for eccleston to reprise his role in any form
>>63632734
>yfw eccleston returns in a S10 episode with Capaldi
>>63632734
Maybe he caught his basedness.
>>63631579
Who's this daniel kid? It sounds like he's had a ton of doctor who related people come to see him and everyone seems very somber in the videos when they're talking to him
is he a kid in a terminal condition?
I'm only halfway through The Innocent but the voice acting from most of the cast sounds a little half hearted so far.
>>63632761
They heard he posts here
>>63632761
He's got Ehler's Danlos syndrome. He missed a convention cause of it.
Based Capaldini showed up in his hospital.
From what I've read, it makes your life suck, but it's not fatal.
>>63632802
your momma was a little half hearted last night
http://www.cultbox.co.uk/videos/watch-doctor-who-star-paul-mcgann-do-the-zygon-inversion-speech
LOOK LOOK its the MCGANN!
>>63632996
this just proves that Capaldi is a better actor
Not sure what he was trying to accomplish
>>63632996
why do they constantly make actors do speeches of the show off the cuff at conventions? i always feel they sound bad because the actors have no time to prepare or get into it. it feels so rushed and lame.
>>63633065
the Basement lives on! LIVES ON!
>>63633065
Paul hadn't seen the episode though so he wouldn't know how to compare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sMgwIUECSs
>mfw, when downloading the Hurt Box from BigFinish
>mfw, when they just reused the shitty Novel Adaptions Intro music
>mfw, when everything is written by Briggs
>mfw, magic particles
>>63633178
Have I forgotten the speech already or is that script slightly different to what was in the episode?
>You'll never have a perfectly accurate Doctor Costume and make friends at cons with it
>>63633244
The whole last bit sounds very different, I wonder if it's straight from the script and it's stuff that was later cut.
>>63623095
>tfw Rassilon is actually the Master
>War Doctor box launch.
Hype trains? Hype trains anywhere?
>>63633225
Technically the time war IS set during the wilderness years, so it fits...
>>63633225
What Novel Adaptations music?
>>63634128
the music for the novel adaptations?
>>63634276
Novels have music?
>>63634327
when it's an audiobook m8
>>63634128
>>63634276
>>63634327
That one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_HvnkTGG9Q
>>63623332
kek source on gif?
>>63634603
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EW1gu8Lv8Fk
>>63633244
It's the original but was cut down for the episode
Donald Sumpter played the Fisher King in Merlin. This anon is onto something.
>>63633065
>Implying having a script handed to you and reading it cold is the same as having a ton of time to practice a monologue
http://whitegenocideproject.com/update-rape-right-wing-women-doctor-is-answering-police-inquiries-says-it-was-ironic/
I can't believe Doctor Who would do such a thing!
>>63635235
>tfw you want to exterminate white people properly but must settle for having sex with them
>>63631579
>yfw thats as close to seeing 9 again as you're ever gonna get
>yfw he didn't want to do it and his wife threatened him with no sex for a month unless he did it
>yfw he's even angrier at Doctor Who now for having to do it
>>63635819
Shit. ;-;
>>63623081
looks like the typical tumblrette
>>63634565
but that is a GOAT theme
>>63624831
it's the perfect Matt Smith screwdriver
>trying too hard
>needlessly flashy
>>63636067
Sorry, pal. Never used tumblr in my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsA22XXmc1A
DUBSTEP DOCTOR WHO
DO YOU SPEAK IT???
>>63636778
oh, in that case I would gladly smell your anus.
https://vimeo.com/148081269
It ain't 2005 anymore
>>63630851
Did you forget the black Time Lord who bowed along with the rest in front of the Doctor?
Or how it was the black "buffoon"who was the one who explained exactly why he didn't fire at the Doctor?
/pol/ please go
>>63637286
i feel like the only person on /who/ who genuinely liked colony sarff
seems like everyone just made fun of him
>>63637286
It amazes me that people put so much work into a funny little show like this one. The 360 pan around Maisie and the castle from Heaven Sent were probably my favourites from this series
>>63637475
He was alright but he felt a bit pointless, I was hoping for some garden of eden symbolic shit with him but basically his only purpose was to be a cable.
>>63637526
fair enough. maybe he'll show up again?
>>63623332
>Doctor Who will never be this comfy again
This series would have been so much better if they had just scrapped Sleep No More, make Face the Raven Episode 9, have the Doctor alone in Episode 10 and then a two-parter on Gallifrey(first part being stuff with the Time Lords and second part being shitty Twelve-Clara fanfic and keep everyone happy)
>>63637592
>scrapping heaven sent
no just no
>>63637609
I said have the Doctor alone in Episode 10, basically Heaven Sent as Episode 10.
>>63637592
I can see this working.
>>63637643
oh i'm retarded then.
i kind of like your idea
though honestly i'm not sure what you could do on gallifrey for 45 minutes
>>63637592
Instead of dragging Hell Bent over two episodes why not just replace Sleep No More with an actually competent take on the same premise.
>>63623081
Peter Capaldi and me
>>63631668
Just regenerate into a body that looks like hers and do the decent thing by going back in time and letting your past self fuck the shit out of her after using the chameleon arch so it's not weird
>>63637681
No. It's Peter Capaldi and I.
>The Time Lords have chronolocked my TARDIS. There's only two ways to disable it. I go out and face the Time Lords, and the TARDIS will bring you back immediately to Coal Hill school. Or one of us forgets the other. There's no other way. But those memories, they're yours, and I don't have the right to steal them from you. And I don't want to forget you, Clara. We have to be separated so the Hybrid stops being. This is the only ways the Time Lords can be sure we're never together again. I stay here and you go back to Earth, or one of us forgets the other. So I'll stay. I'll stay on Gallifrey.
>No. NO! This is unfair! They don't have the right, you don't deserve this! To Hell with the rules!
>I'm sorry Clara. This is new technology. Gallifrey has evolved since I've last been there. I can't take the chronolock off, it will disable by itself once we make our decision. But I already took it. I've asked the Sisterhood to perform a memory wipe on you. It will change your memory of this moment we're living right now. You'll think I just left you on Earth and I'm back to the stars.
>But you won't! You'll be tortured by this Rassilon for centuries! I refuse! I don't want you to die because of me!
>You're not guilty of anything, Clara. This is how it ends, but you won't remember this ending. The Sisterhood will make up a new one and implement it in your brain.
>No. You know what? Those three years have been the best years of my life. I don't want anyone to steal them because they're mine. But let's do it at random. Let the luck decide for us. There's a fifty percent chance I will forget, and a fifty percent chance you will.
Then it happens exactly like Hell Bent, except in the end we discover the Doctor is in a cell, held prisoner by Rassilon. He tricked Clara and had the ending changed in her memory.
Would that have been better?
>>63637770
too much technobabble desu
>>63637770
Clara's still in it
![tumblr_ml9onsHGCI1qgn8oeo2_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/LdvaYMq.gif "tumblr ml9onsHGCI1qgn8oeo2 500[1]")
>>63637881
What? She'd go back to her life, thinking the Doctor left her to live her life.
>>63637818
How so? There's just the chronolock thing.
>>63637770
This seems to miss the point that the Time Lords need Clara to go back and be dead so as to preserve the web of time.
>>63638007
In my rewritten Series 9 she never dies.
>>63637720
To figure out wether you'd use I or me you take out the other persons name.
"Me" as a title of a picture makes more sense than "I" as the title.
Did you cry /who/?
https://youtu.be/63d8V2s4cKY
>>63638033
Does Heaven Sent happen in your rewritten series 9
>>63637770
But that's a retarded choice.
Clara would still be "alive" and have a Tardis if she just gets sent to Coal Hill
And the memory wipe of only one of them doesn't prevent the other from ever finding them again and doing shit that somehow restores memories or just being their companion as if nothing had changed
>>63623171
>Scottish
>Not British
hmmmm
>>63638033
>Clara
>not dead
Dropped
>>63624831
Autism would be my guess.
>>63638202
>4chan
>linking pictures
>>>/reddit/
>>63638081
I know you're going to insult me but no, it can't, not without Clara dying but I can't have that happening sorry. It wouldn't make any sense.
>>63638093
The Tardis would automatically return to Gallifrey once Clara left it. They can never travel together again unless they want the Time Lords to track them down and kill them. The only way it can happen is if they're separated with Clara on Earth and the Doctor prisoner on Gallifrey, or one forgets the other so the one who didn't forget knows they can never be together ever again so they won't go looking for the other. In the case where the Doctor stays on Gallifrey he's supposedly tortured by Rassilon for his crimes but before this happens Missy and River break in the Citadel and rescue him in the Christmas special. The Doctor would know he can't return to find Clara because of the hybrid they would become. This is meant to stop the hybrid from happening either way.
so how about that War Doctor theme
>>63638288
So in this version when did the Time Lords start giving a fuck about Clara exactly?
>>63638331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtP9Gjmakmg
?
>>63638357
nah m8 this new one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUIk2QHyPgA
fuck me that's good
>>63638371
Sounds good!
>>63638343
Here's the story short:
Time Lords send out a bounty on the Doctor, Clara and Missy's heads in the opener without anyone in the universe knowing it's them. The Doctor, Clara and Missy travel together for the whole series, hearing about a hybrid while being researched by the entire universe because of the bounty. In the closing moments of episode 11, the Doctor learns it's the Time Lords who sent out the bounty and the three get teleported to Gallifrey. In the finale, we learn the Time Lords sent out the bounty so someone would capture the Doctor and get him back on Gallifrey so he can help them find and stop the hybrid, who is thought to soon destroy Gallifrey and stand in its ruins. After a game of Rassilon Roulette, they go and meet with the Matrix. In an unexpected twist, it's revealed The Doctor and Clara are the hybrid, their relationship is somehow toxic to the universe and the Time Lords want to get rid of one of them so the hybrid doesn't happen and Gallifrey is kept safe. They aim to kill Clara which is much easier to get rid of than the Doctor. Cue 20 minutes running around Gallifrey, escaping Gallifrey's armies. They both try to escape in an old TARDIS but the Time Lords chronolock it.
>>63638288
>The Tardis would automatically return to Gallifrey once Clara left it.
So she has to intentionally leave it but until then she has a Tardis under her control? Possibly even knowing about the Heart of the Tardis and possibly knowing more about how to open that part so she can go Bad Wolf
Nah m8, dropped
>>63638515
Can you write for the show please?
>>63638611
Listen m8, I've cleared it up here: >>63638288
>>63638624
Haha! Thank you, you think it's that good?
>>63638515
Is there some sort of main theme or point to all this.
>>63638667
Well, yeah the hybrid. And the Doctor, Clara and Missy being chased throughout the universe by half the species that live there. All of that gets the Doctor angry and even more when the Time Lords (Rassilon actually) intend to kill Clara.
>>63638653
>Listen m8
M8 that is literally the post I responded to.
DROPPED
>>63638721
Oh fuck I linked the wrong one. I meant >>63637770 in there the DOCTOR explains it's set to return to Coal Hill school. It's a one trip thing like when Ten locked the Tardis so the Master could only go from the year 5 billion on Utopia to 2007 Earth. The Master couldn't work around that and Clara wouldn't either.
>>63638515
>Missy
>around for a whole series
My god
>>63638793
>implying that wouldn't be GOAT
>>63638515
Worthy of Luke Newman.
>>63638515
Would Rassilon have a proper role?
>>63623141
The phrase "spoilers"
>>63623141
Missy
>>63638862
I'm not sure whether that's a bad thing or not.
>>63638872
Yeah, he'd be around the entire episode chasing the Doctor and Clara on Gallifrey, asking his men to kill them.
>>63623624
You're speaking like it's even going to get made
>>63638928
And played by Timothy Dalton of course. Not that old fake.
>>63623586
>K9 movie
que
>>63638832
anyone have the rest of these Master Bait images?
>>63638948
Count me in then. I want to see that TARDIS trio running around the universe, being chased by half the universe because the Time Lords are retards. Also I want to see the finale that's about Gallifrey and not just about saving Clara.
>implying you wouldn't watch a GOAT series of the Doctor, Clara and Missy being chased by half the universe with a satisfying finale putting Gallifrey in the front
>>63637681
But I'm on the left.
Jusт leave iт here
>>63639058
>implying Missy in such large doses isn't shit
>implying you have a "satisfying" finale
>implying Clara still living is a good thing
please leave
>>63638983
http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Bait
The first time we saw 12, in DotD, is going to actually be his last moment before he regenerates.
Screencap this.
>>63638969
It's called k9 Timequake. Bob Baker, one of the guys who created k9, is working on the movie but it's not a BBC production so nobody gives a shit and nobody will watch it.
>>63639137
I'm not OP.
But even then you're wrong. Missy would probably be toned down a bit. And Clara is technically still alive in the show.
>>63639171
He already did it in Deep Breath.
>>63639198
>And Clara is technically still alive in the show.
Yes, and I absolutely hate that
>>63639158
>http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Bait
thanks m8
>>63639171
>>63639224
no were never going to see it
>>63638706
>Well, yeah the hybrid.
I don't mean plot points, I mean what is it that makes this entire story dramatically interesting to watch, in terms of its characters? You've mentioned 'the Doctor gets angry' but that's well-worn territory.
For example, series 9 (as transmitted) revolves around how the Doctor and Clara both being more and more reckless ends up pushing the Doctor to the most dangerous, desperate extremes, hence why they must go their separate ways. Is there any kind of equivalent being explored or paying off in your version, or is it essentially just a series of excuses to have them and Missy run around being chased by Time Lords and playing Rassilon Roulette?
>>63639411
But we already did. In DotD he had 11's interior. At the end of Deep Breath, when he is over his post regeneration madness, he gets in the TARDIS and leaves Clara behind. When he returns he's has his new interior. We already got it and it's never going to be mentioned again, get over it.
Can someone post the individual covers to the War Doctor set please?
>>63639493
I'd rather someone post the stories themselves.
>inb4 buy it
>>63639539
Why don't you buy it?
>>63639493
>>63639485
nice headcanon
>>63639539
Look at that, one of these guys again.
>>63639572
>headcanon
That's the only time it could happen unless he changes his interior back at some point. Unless you honestly think he did it while being chased by a dinosaur with Clara, but nobody is that fucking retarded. Oh wait this is /who/ where facts don't matter.
>>63639560
THE WAR DOCTOR!
>>63639572
I mean, it fits the evidence, and concurs with the idea that we're never going to actually see it on screen.
>>63639560
>Using the same Hurt face on the banner as in the main image
Someone fucked up.
>>63639493
2
I don't get this season's ending.
>>63639628
The better question is why do we want to see it?
We saw it once in DotD. What point would seeing him do it again serve?
>>63639676
>all those Daleks
My god, Briggs probably creamed himself writing this.
>>63639493
>>63639668
Not the first time.
>>63639668
Yeah, I think someone could have done better with that, though I don't honestly know how many publicity shots they have available. Remember bf only had so many McGanns before they took new pictures and night of the doctor.
I wonder if Moff and Hurt would let them use a younger Hurt picture photoshopped into being a young war doctor as was on the cup in night
>>63639415
Well no, of course we'd see how they get more dangerous to each other but also destructive to the inverse. I also even had this idea of something they'll do that will scare/shock even Missy herself but I think it would cheapen her a bit as a villain.
>>63639493
>>63639560
Sorry, that one had fucked up colours
>>63639560
>>63639676
>>63639727
Thanks a lot!
>>63639760
It's slightly mitigated here by him having the helmet on, although it's still a naff cover regardless.
>>63639628
But you're wrong. He did it at the end of Time Heist after he got depressed seeing Rose again.
>>63639773
The Master's already been cheapened as a villain, what else can you do?
>>63639691
12+Clara were the Hybrid cause they'd do crazy shit to save the other, even if it screws with time
Clara is now immortal and killing her either wouldn't work or would cause a paradox that'd force you to do something different so she doesn't die (think Wedding of River Song type universe and time breaking and having to change what you did). And is now traveling with Ashildr in the old Tardis the Doctor stole from Gallifrey
![tumblr_inline_n09azroq9i1qa43er[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/eCE3UTA.gif "tumblr inline n09azroq9i1qa43er[1]")
>>63639874
>>63639560
>>63639676
>>63639727
Any torrents for these yet lads?
>>63639874
Thanks, it's better now.
>>63639760
DUDE JUST ROBOMAN MY SHIT UP LMAO
Winter on Gallifrey
>>63639957
BRIGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've read both Russell and Steven say they don't have notebooks full of ideas. Why not? Wont you forget stuff?
>>63623228
PARP!
>>63640019
RTD used to give out 'shopping lists' of story ideas to writers. Like saying, I want the Doctor to do this, this and this in your episode. How you get there is up to you.
I wonder if Moffat does that too.
>>63638371
I rather like the way the War Doc theme has overtones of the usual theme but veers off course to do its own thing anyway. It's sort of a metaphor for War Doc himself.
>>63639984
>snow on the outside of the globe
one job.
>>63639714
We don't want to see it, and because it was already implied to have happened there is no reason to ever mention it again.
>>63640062
>>63640062
>I wonder if Moffat does that too.
Probably, doubt someone else would want "like a hybrid" dropped like that in an episode
so how about them war doctor audios
anyone listened?
>>63640432
I like this
>>63640469
I now cannot unhear "like a hybrid" to the tune of "Like a Virgin"
>>63640762
Like a Hybrid
Merged for the very first time
Like a Hybrid
When your hearts beats
Next to mine
>>63640826
incredible
now we just need foxes singing this
>What's your name?
>I don't have one
>What's your name?
>I gave up my name
>WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING NAME
>uh, John Smith
lel
This is playing in the Christmas special.
https://youtu.be/kw6VYA1exQs
remember this?
https://www.doctorwhocountdowntochristmas.com/
>>63641152
No...I don't recall even being aware it existed.
>>63641077
confirm metadata please
it ain't my thing but ok
looking through DWTV statistics stuff and came across this
(lower numbers = considered to be ranked higher)
I find it kinda funny how I'd basically put this exactly the opposite way round
>>63641379
would help if I attached it
>>63641402
Id put that opposite as well. In my opinion I like companions getting semi-happy endings(Liz Shaw) so i dont get what people get so hyped about donna's ending
>>63641545
yeah I like endings that actually suit the characters and serve as fitting ends to their arcs rather than throwing it all away (donna)
rose's was a happy ending but in a drawn out way that was just tiring really
honestly clara's ending was a better alternative to both donna's and rose's. better than donna's in acknowledging how forcing someone's memories to be wiped is actually a pretty terrible thing, and better than rose's in that it gave her some form of fitting wish fulfilment without abandoning the fact that there would have to be an end to that
>>63641545
Donna's ending gets people because it's 'so tragic' even though everything to do with it is basically asspulled by Russell at the last minute and he's blatantly more interested in how sad it will be for 10 than how fucked up a thing it is to do to Donna.
Even Moffat thinks it was shit, you can tell because he put a rebuttal to it in Hell Bent.
Just finished marathoning series 9. What a fucking weird season. What's the general consensus on here?
>>63641872
Basically heaven sent is the best episode ever and Hell Bent was the worst
>>63641872
it was pretty good desu
>>63641872
>What a fucking weird season.
I like a lot of it (including HB) but can generally agree with this yeah
>>63641545
>Liz Shaw
Well I like how her ending was happy, but they never had a proper departure. It was just all of a sudden she was gone and a quick line of "oh she's doing this now. Good for her."
which ones are better as posters than as episodes
Sleep No More for sure. I don't even really hate the episode but damn that's one nice poster
>>63641719
Hell Bent was worse though, so it hardly counts
>>63641719
Not just that, the reason was basically she had the mind of a time lord and a human couldn't survive that, yet the Christmas special following it was a man getting a Time Lord mind and was perfectly okay.
>>63641970
Daily reminder that Liz left after getting raped by the Master.
>>63641872
Worst season ever
>>63642045
>hell bent
>worse than journeys end
go to bed russell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17_mE-kFv9A
god she's great
Started watching Gotham cos she's in it, I've watched a grand total of one episode so far and eh it's not quite my thing but I'll get into it maybe
>>63641872
Trash season
>>63642107
my friend said gotham is good if you treat it like 60s batman
>>63641948
Yeah I really liked it too, but I just can't believe that this was Moffat. Hell, series 8 was so different from Moffat and this one managed to blow past that one in terms of pacing and tone.
Hope they keep up with two parters, it really helped Capaldi's Doctor
>>63642130
hah nice
I do love a bit of 60s batman
god, gotham takes itself so seriously though. antidote to that is to not take it seriously I guess
>>63641872
PIGSHIT
>>63641705
>donna's in acknowledging how forcing someone's memories to be wiped is actually a pretty terrible thing
He did that shit to literally save her life as she literally wouldn't be capable of living, even she knew and understood that, and the Doctor did feel like shit about it
> without abandoning the fact that there would have to be an end to that
an end that doesn't have to be met for potentially millions of years doesn't mean shit, especially as she can continue to travel around in a Tardis and acting like the Doctor, while Rose ages like a human, has no Tardis (deleted scenes don't count) and her andthe Doctor may not even last
>>63642080
Lol no. Hell Bent was the worst, talk to when your breathe doesn't smell of Moffcock
>Heaven Sent had an Appreciation Index of 80
>Hell Bent had an Appreciation Index of 82
>>63641872
People say it's terrible because they are butthurt Moffat's finale sucked as usual, which is odd because they should have figured that would happen. Other than a few lower episodes like Sleep No More and the Woman Who Lived, it was actually a pretty great series. Definitly not enough shitty episodes to make the entire series considered shit.
>>63642041
sleep no more
zygon inversion
zygon invasion
>>63642277
I liked Woman Who Lived.
They should have just removed the lion shit.
>>63642188
>even she knew and understood that
That still doesn't mean she wanted it. She had the choice between dying, or having to live with everything that made her who she was forcibly taken away.
>>63642041
>which ones are better as posters than as episodes
Hell Bent obviously, and that poster is terrible.
>>63642351
>and that poster is terrible.
>>63642314
Yeah that would've gone a long way. Honestly a lot of episodes would be better without trying to shoehorn in alien stuff for the sake of it.
Maybe just make it so that Me is trying to use some alien device she found to get off Earth, but the Doctor tells her it could destroy everything. There. Tension with no unnecessary half-hashed subplot.
>>63642314
Yeah there were a few good parts but with little conflict and that terrible lion villain I'd call it a pretty bad episode.
>>63642277
>it was actually a pretty great series.
>>63642277
Nah m8, at least one episode of each two parter was mediocre or shit
>>63642391
> at least one episode of each two parter was mediocre or shit
nope
>>63642333
>She had the choice between dying, or having to live with everything that made her who she was forcibly taken away.
exactly this
and I think it was pretty clear she'd rather have died
but nope, wasn't allowed to be true to the character she'd become -- what a waste
(as for the human-time lord not being sustainable, that's pretty much bullshit, the handy doctor was fine and it's sci-fi, they can write around anything. this was contrived specifically for shallow heartstring-pulling)
>>63642380
What other episodes would be better without aliens?
>>63642390
Maybe. And the dialogue between 12/Ashildr was a bit repetitive by the end.
>>63642333
>That still doesn't mean she wanted it.
Yeah, and the Doctor felt shitty about that, WIilf thought it was pretty bad for her to regress too, doesn't mean saving her life wasn't the right thing to do but also fucked up
>>63642377
It's really generic, skulls had no part in the episode yet they put a big one right in the middle, add a picture of gallifrey and some gallifreyan symbols in the back and that's it.
>>63642419
Yep
>>63642041
These posters would all be infinitely better if he didn't feel the need to put badly written taglines on them. They're at best redundant and at worst actively detract from the composition of the posters.
>>63642469
>as for the human-time lord not being sustainable, that's pretty much bullshit, the handy doctor was fine and it's sci-fi
Nope, Meta was more like Time Lord with human added into the batch, he grew into it. Donna was a human with Time Lord mind shoved in there, already grown and human with the time lord energy pushed in there
We're not gonna go over this again.
These are the definitive rankings whether you agree or not:
5 > 4 > 8 > 7 > 6 > 9 > 1 > 3 > 2
![Doctor.Who.2005.S09E12.1080p.HDTV.x264-SERIOUSLY.mkv_snapshot_01.00.19_[2015.12.05_23.05.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PkBQzN5.jpg "Doctor.Who.2005.S09E12.1080p.HDTV.x264-SERIOUSLY.mkv snapshot 01.00.19 [2015.12.05 23.05.29]")
>>63642682
>7 that high
>6 that high
>7/6 above 9
no
>>63642682
>definitive
>9 that high
Get fucked.
>>63642682
>series 6 and 7 that high
Bad b8 m8, would've given me a stomach8
>>63642682
9 that high? No.
>>63642682
Senpai. SENPAI.
5>4>9>8>3>1>7>6>2
Bring the boiling hatred.
>>63642682
>dat 9
>>63642811
>dat higher 9
You're funny guys
>>63642841
>being a pleb
>>63642811
Series 2 had more GOAT episodes than 6 or 7 m8
>>63642841
Cry more fatass. The real problem is people putting 4 that high when it's not even in the same league as 5
>>63642859
And it also has even worse ones.
It's not about individual episodes. It's about series as a whole.
official rankings. if you disagree i'll fuck your mother.
9>8>5>1>4>6>3>7>1
>>63642868
One had based Donna and Wilf, the other has Amy the kuck queen and Rory the emasculated kuck
>>63642893
>And it also has even worse ones.
Don't forget it also contains 10 and Rose together which has a sort of cumulative nauseating effect.
>>63642903
Assuming that second 1 is supposed to be 2, I can support this.
>>63642903
>9 twice
Gr8 b8 m8
>>63642903
1 > 8 > 5 = 2 = 3 > 9 > 7 = 4.
>>63642932
Exactly. Although it's absolutely incredible that the beach scene works so well when the build-up to it was like putting shit on water.
>>63642893
>And it also has even worse ones.
Nah m8. With a horrible series ruining arc, Curse of the Black Spot, Let's Kill Hot;er. Noght Terrors, Closing Time, Wedding of River Song Series 6 is worse.
And series 7 was nothing but shit episodes, which I literally didn't think was possible
>>63642966
wait. is that the metal gear solid girl?
>>63642990
>dat cheesey voice over
it felt like a 80s music video desu
I prefer tiers, anon
>Goat tier
5
>Great tier
1, 3, 6, 8 (first 1/3 of the war box here. When all 4 come out it'll get a fair full season rank)
>Bretty gud tier
4, 7, 9
>The fuck were they thinking tier
2
>>63643006
I like Let's Kill Hitler and Night Terrors.
And Series 7 was just consistently meh, which still makes it better than 2 and 6.
New Thread when?
>>63643054
>I like Let's Kill Hitler and Night Terrors.
>I like Let's Kill Hitler
>Let's Kill Hitler
Opinion obliterated.
Moffat please fuck off with your shit taste
RANKING FIIIIIIGHT
>>63643089
Okay, "like" is a strong word. Tolerate, perhaps.
>>63643089
but lets kill hitler was a RTD episode
>>63643027
>ranking the war doctor box sets as nuwho seasons
This is a stretch even for you.
Capaldi's voice is so beautiful. His audio dramas will be amazing.
>>63643006
>Series 2 has one goat episode and a season full of catpiss and pandering to classic who fans while shitting things up
>Series 6 has 3 goat episodes(day of the moon, impossible astronaut and god complex) a bunch of meh and dogshit episodes and pandering to nuwho fans while pissing on everything
6 was better by the simple fact that it has more watchable episodes
>>63643149
I heard he did an audio book of The Wasp Factory
I've been looking for this for ages now
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