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apprentice thread 2
FIRST FOR I WANT TO LOVINGLY SHAG CHARLENE
>JF
YANKS OUT
Cant tell who won
SUGAR BURNS
>>63257618
I want to bang her so much
richard will win
>Vana laughing at Scotts suggestion of a Chippy being close by
Karen is literally the reason Scott will walk.
That's twice now she's made a point of stepping on his balls in the boardroom.
good banter
Scott literally falling into his own pit of despair.
>>63257675
why do you keep doing this every week? you're gonna make me as obsessed with her as you are
>Vana's tuned GOAT
Holy shit there's only 3 women left?
Scott getting gangbanged
Scott quit , Vana will win
>>63257683
YOU JUST KNOW
Scott can't handle the heat
>>63257679
OO LORDY DEM HIPS
>Selina still at it
Jesus girl, let it go
Joseph look like the guy from The Fat Slags cartoon strip
>super mario
>>63257705
hands off
>Super Ma-rio
>>63257731
Beautiful girl xx
>>63257731
>those chunky thighs
deary me
>>63257732
She's such a spoiled cunt
SUPER MARIO
>super mario
TOP KEK
What is going on guys, Vana literally isn't hot but I would absolutely smash her
Weird crush
>>63257731
what's with these scarves? Is she afraid of showing a bit of tit?
>Muh purpul shurt
>>63257683
Jeez, he could've at least done everyone a favour and nutted the slag first.
>mfw Sugar goes 'mmmm'
I shouldn't be as angry as I am with that condescending shit but I still am.
BLOWN
THE
ABSOLUTE
FUCK
OUT
!!!!
I liked Joseph's style tbf
>>63257762
Feel the same about Charlene
It's the reason people end up with GFs that aren't that fit
Absolutely blown the fuck out
selina and charlene are both bitches, but only charlene is mental
Told you Richard and Vana would clean up
Doubters begone
scott throwing a tantrum in 5
FUCK YEAH! THE VANA TRAIN GOES ON!!
I wonder if giving away this parking space will fuck them over
>>63257766
she has a collection
>another week of her
Scott on suicide watch.
>scott not getting up
Oh shit
>boat ride down the Thames
thanks Alan.
>Scott
Well we all knew it was coming
SCOTT FROM NOWHERE
Christ Scott couldn't handle it
Karen is definitely pushing herself to take over when Sugar leaves
Why quit though?
CYA SCOTT
What?
Why did he quit?
What the actual fuck
SCOTT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Karen the racist!
Another one who couldn't handle the bantz
HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE ACTUALLY DID IT
Cheers for spoiling this in the last thread you fuckers, this would have blown my mind
>Scott quits
>so nobody in the losing team gets fired
What sort of bullshit is this?!
>>63257762
Strange, I would also have intercourse with a moderately attractive female
lol, that absolute overreaction
>>63257843
Dont you watch the news, it was announced like 5 days ago
>>63257841
>>63257843
They were really disrespecting him.
sugar still being a dick to scott when its clear hes had a hard time, fuck off
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>WHERE'S OUT TREAT ALAN SUGAR YOU CUNT
>>63257843
>>63257841
He just didn't give a shit anymore. I reckon hes gone back to work in an office somewhere, running a business isn't for him
HOLY FUCK SCOTT BLANKED
>leaving before taking the treat
Mong
Richard, Vana, Brett
Your final three right there. Calling it now.
I quit because I don't need Lord Sugar...
What a cunt
>SCOTT AND SELINA OUT IN ONE EPISODE
H A P P E N I N G
POOR LAD
>>63257881
Much as I hate Sugar he's hilariously shit to non-whites
>>63257881
He acted like a spoilt child, you tell him to fuck off
>>63257894
he knew it was shit.
>a fucking boat ride.
HEREEESSS SELINAAAA
>thank you very much
>just walks out without even talking to anyone
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>63257894
treats have been shit anyway
>it's getting very doggy dog
If Selina survives, Charlene is going to slit her throat in her sleep
Unironically, I think there has been bad blood between Scott and Karen off-camera. Not "they shagged" meme, but I think from that confrontation between Brett and Scott.
Karen has really had it out for him.
>>63257890
hes doing some modeling shit now, he will be on big brother next year
>Charlene going absolutely mental
She needs Richard to reel in her
Its a doggy dog world
Selina/Charlene cat fight confirmed
Just take ya clothes off and wrestle each other in a tub of baby oil babes.
Charlene is literally insame but fuck that Selina cunt.
>>63257923
beeb cutbacks 2bh
Charlene gone mental
>>63257881
IT'S BUSINESS M8 IT'S PROPA SERIOUS INNIT
I MADE THA AMSTRAD CPC M8
Why do women hate each other lads?
haha its literally one of those £15 boat rides
>>63257928
It's literally one or the other going
wew lads
fuuuuuuck this is hot
Charlene will be saved for her performance. But I think her and Selina should go. They're awful.
SRAIGHT FROO YOU
JUST SIP YOUR TEA GARY YOU'RE SAFE MATE
>>63257958
Not at her best here senpai, still would though desu
Selina is gone hard
Thought she was fit before but not now, she's far too much of a cunt.
Charlene might be mental but I like that
>>63257965
>""""""""""""""""speed boat""""""""""""""""""
>>63257958
dont stop brudda
>Gary's just sitting there tired of this shit
He better not be fucking fired or even brought back.
>>63257936
Yeah Scott hasn't been the same since that task. Something must have properly gone down. He went mental at the gay bloke too
@Scott_Saunders_
such a fucking normie
charlene is hearing the voices again
It was clear he was totally devoid of confidence at that point. Karen knew what shit was doing when she slagged him off after the win was confirmed, just needed to push him over the edge.
He doesn't need to be treated like a child but they could've been a bit more respectful.
Charlene is volatile and loves playing the blame game.
She'll get the sackhopefully my ballsack
THAT BACK OUT FROM SUGAR WITH HIS SHIT ANALOGIES hahahaha wew
Joesph sounds like he belongs on the Mighty Boosh
>Mr Smith from the Matrix just sipping his £0.75 tea
Charlene won't leave, she actually sold stuff.
100% Selina is going.
>>63258001
I don't miss him 2bh, he was a twat
>tfw fiery welsh Charlene gf
>yfw both Selina and Charlene stay and Joseph goes
>Vana will never suck you off
>Selina barefaced lying about him leading the pitch
She has to go, right?
>>63258026
The Moon
>>63258045
you got me excited for 10pm m8
>>63258021
>Bull in a China Shop
>someone not selling something that well
Why can't he into analogy?
>>63258044
>no*
>Selina OPENLY lying
>>63258045
That would be UTTER bullshit
nah mate i 'ad a purple shirt
BLACKED
Based Solomon 2bh
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!
Oh my god
If Gary gets fired I will post a picture of my face + ID + sharpie in anus.
>>63258086
>fucking clip art boats
she talks so fast is hot as fuck. she should do JOV videos
Absolutely based Gary defending Joe
>>63258086
she just needs him to smuggle her back into India
>>63258086
I need context
does sugar just throw some huge annual party for all past contestants
>>63258089
post more
>>63258098
Nah we need more Welsh JOIs. Literal sexiest accent.
>Selina why does everyone think you're a cunt?
>Because of THAT CUNT OVER THERE.
Tbf I think Joseph made the right decision with who went to each place.
If it had been Charlene and Selina together it'd have led to annihilation of parts of London
>>63258108
respect to gary for that, hes gone up in the rankings, but think only vana can win now
>bringing back Gary after he had your back vs. the psycho sisters
>Bringing Gary back
You fucking what?
>selling Selina down the river
lmao based Joe
>Charlene safe
Shes gonna murder someone back at the house.
>Gary
GARY HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG YOU STUPID CUNT
selina is the lowest form of selfish scheming manipulative cunt
come across her kind before
What's Joe doing? He needs Charlene there to attack Selina
>>63258154
That's fair though really. He knows it's Selina that's going and Gary will back him up with sanity rather than Charlene. Also sales figures is a reason.
Why did he bring Gary back? Is him an homosexual?
>>63258154
>>63258156
He probably didn't want to get tinnitus from all that screeching that would have happened
I hope Gary's business plan is good he's the only one I'd trust to be a vice president in Joe's company.
>>63258154
>>63258156
He can't legitimately bring Charlene back when she sold so much.
charlene saved again even though she is SHIT
Why does Joseph insist on maintaining that silly moustache
>>63258178
Agreed, literally a disgusting human being
Will die alone and childless I absolutely guarantee it
>>63258173
safe pick to confirm selina is getting chucked senpai
also bringing in charlene would have looked b8 knowing her and selina would argue and joseph can sit back kekking softly
>>63258194
Looks reem lad
>>63258194
I like it, he doesn't give a fuck, looks like a 20s gangster
>>63258194
Ask GNev
>Selinas arse
Fucking hell lads.
My sister talks like Selina in that sort of tone, lashed with critque.
It's triggering me.
>>63258167
Will go back and hate fuck Richard while Brett watches in the corner arms crossed
>>63258154
>>63258156
He knows he won't get fired so he brought him back so Selina is the only real option for shuggs to fire
Joseph is always sensible in the boardroom but he was really shit on this task. I want him to do better on tasks.
>>63258219
He's in spain
>>63258178
Yeah, the negativity they generate is just draining. Makes 4chan look upbeat.
Wait Selina's plan is to sell costumes?
>>63258231
brett too many and transcended need for female attention, just business
>>63258194
It's his tribute to the brave Tommies of world war 1 isn't it
>>63258232
This. It's quite clever really.
>>63258250
Hahahaha
If Lord Sugar ever fires Gary it will be because he hates Tesco or whatever supermarket he worked for previously. He is forever banging on about his big corporate environment.
Bye Gary, you're too corporate.
>>63258258
Surely it's irrelevant who he brings back then
THANK YOU BASED SUGAR BARON
YASSSSSSSSSS SHE IS GONE
GET REKT BITCH
>>63258287
Yes, but Charlene had better sales so there's no actual excuse to bring her back, at least with Gary Joseph covers his own back by picking the worse person.
>OK
bitchI bet she'd love to be treated like one
Why is it bad if you had a corporate background?
The big fucking deal, Sugar isn't a fruit seller now.
>>63258287
Wants Charleine's fanny
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
VANA AND CHARLENE KISS
Who will Charlene attack now?
>you will never spurt ropes over Selina's face in the Fake Taxi
why live
FUCKING FINALLY THE GANGRAPED WHORE IS GONE
>Sugar got his business up when he was 20-or-so
>YOU'RE A FOOKIN BABY HOW'S YOUR NAPPIES
>>63258226
post screencaps
well i really hate to bring this up guys but her attitude of blaming other people begs the question
do you believe she was actually raped?
WHAT
I thought the Selina exit was supposed to be drama filled?
>>63258281
he hates supermarkets in general because he cant get his products in there, a few years back he rejected a solid business plan because he literally did not have the connections to sell it in supermarkets
>>63258324
>not realising it was Selina causing it
DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD
>That way Sugar tells them to go back
He knows there was no question and that they were fine
>hugging them like she's their best m8
What a deceitful cunt
>"the wrong person was fired"
Delusional too
>dem celebrations
>Cherlene's face when she hears the winner gets a Rolls Royce
lel
>>63258325
oh god she'd be worth a watch in that
>>63258324
Vana's pussy
Charlene has got a pretty tight body tbÍœh.
>You dont need to worry about though [winning and eventually ride in a Rolls Royce]
B A S E D
R I C H A R D
Two girls left.
Women, why can't they learn?
I WANT CHARLENE AS A GF
>>63258344
Yeah because of Scott
>>63258281
Sugar looks like an ASDA man
>>63258364
She was in the navy/army or something.
>superfoods.
fuck right off.
May as well have a task about homeopathy.
Es ogro
>>63258325
watch Kaz B's scene from there, similar look
>>63258354
>still haven't seen any peep show this season
Heard Jez is gay now, I don't like it.
I love Chalenes voice fucking hell lads
Did anyone get a screencap of Charlene in dat green dress
wud smash t b h
>Charlene with her hair down
anyone fancy sticking round for "youre fired"?
The girls usually look great when they're pure dolled up
i always like to do a cheeky air violin when the credits roll
nobody irl will ever know
>>63258394
>he doesn't eat clean
Selina probabky getting tagged team by Scott and Solomon right now
>>63258407
the latest peep show episode was better than anything in season 8
and jez is bisexual, literally fucked a woman last episode
>>63258407
jez was always bi
LOVELY ROISIN
https://www.periscope.tv/w/aS9hFjF6WUVid1pZcWRRZXh8MU95S0FtZU1Rb1dLYok5W88sWuH2LquVYUCLKSAn3F8PVAR_bAgsgJqtBYQ9
<3 that accent
>>63258377
>>63258411
Aw yisss!
>>63258424
peep show time, m8
Don't normally watch the aftershow with Jack Dee but need to this week to see if there's any info about Scott. Bet they just sweep it under the rug though.
>>63258438
He literally sucked super Hans off
No idea why anyone is surprised now
who /peep show/ now?
>>63258407
Who the fucking hell is Jez
Apprentice always gives me no gf feels
If I ever marry anyone I want them to have a strong accent. Not too bothered where, could be welsh, irish, northern, whatever. Needs to be strong though.
>>63258478
Leader of the Labour party
>that annoying paki comedian that the BBC always push
Nah fuck off.
>Selina refused to come on You're Fired
>>63258462
>sucked a dick
>gay
check this guy out
too good to suck a dick are you?
Selina not going on youre fired because the bbc had "a conspiracy" about her.
Maybe not just charlene who is mental
>no selina on your fired
>>63258517
what??! this is what Im watching it for
>>63258538
she will be in glamour mags soon enough, pics out there already
>>63258544
Tough luck, you get Scott instead
>I'm off
>Scott actually came on
Based lad
>>63258529
>not just charlene
It was ONLY Selina, m8
Charlene is waifu material. Selina is an uber bitch
Scott is a good lad. I like him. Karen is a bitch and can fuck off.
>>63258583
>>63258583
theyre both bitches, but charlene is off the deep end
>>63258583
Charlene is mental
>>63258583
>Charlene is waifu material
Shes the type of Mum who force feeds her teenagers when they don't finish their dinner
>>63258538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRG3THutKjI
She just released this on youtube.
>>63258624
>>63258638
>>63258643
I 100% would Charlene though
Literally who I'd want as a wife
>>63258583
>Charlene is waifu material
if you enjoy getting murdered for the insurance money
Anyone else watching the Roisin AMA?
>>63258624
>>63258638
>people unironically think Charlene is a bigger bitch than Selina
I'm sorry but you have to legitimately have autism to not see that Selina was a BPD psycho.
>>63258650
>Those dislikes
kek
>>63258650
She's so fucking crazy.
>product placement in a fucking youtube video
The ride never ends
>>63258497
>fucked Diane Abbot
Him and Cam have both fucked pigs
>>63258684
Selina just needs a man to keep her in check. Charlene would crunch your nuts whilst youre sleeping
>>63258684
I didn't say that. Selina is calculating and negative. Charlene is just bonkers
>>63258675
That would be Selina though
Charlene is the sort of girl who'd be dedicated to you but mental to everyone elseI'm so fucking lonely
>tfw no leaked photos of all her holes being filled by muhammed, Yasser and Abdul
>>63258650
Wow she is fucking insane.
>>63258497
>>63258716
Just reminded me about the Syria vote, still hasn't happened apparently.
Can't wait to see lefties and Corby get BTFO
>>63258650
Why get super dolled up for a youtube video? Think she really wants to get modelling career.
Though watching Kaz B vids and can seeing Selina is great
>>63258733
until you spill your beer on her favourite rug. Get ready to dodge a few knives
Thought they were all contractually obliged to appear on YF?
>>63258650
Looks like she's living in a fucking bedsit
>>63258650
>talking about her favourite quotes that she said on the show
Completely mental
>>63258783
Worth it 2bh
They've got to be at least a little mental. I find that more lovable when they are.
>>63258650
That fucking section where she quotes her favourite lines. Embarrassing.
Richard and Vana are literally the dream team
>>63258784
so what shes mental
>>63258650
Oh wow, I thought Charlene was crazy.
>>63258717
This unintentionally becomes a /pol/ thread
>>63258819
Scott did look like he died inside after making up that Brett threaten to hit him and then going Nuclear on sam.
>>63258911
Brett did threaten to hit him. He just didn't do it in as many words as Scott said
>>63258650
>good things i did were edited out but people still messaged me about them
?
>favourite lines
what the absolute fuck
>>63258650
>all those dislikes
kek
>>63258933
Yeah but the way Scott said it and then got shut down by everyone made him look like a real cunt.
Then the "You're business plan is terrible" etc. to Sam despite literally not knowing his business was embarrassing as well.
Scott was STANDING... ON THE EDGE...
I'd still smash Selina's back doors in.
>this radio 1 DJ contributing absolutely nothing to the show
Getting the feeling that the third guest originally scheduled must have pulled out and they've just dragged this loser from the adjacent studio.
>>63258997
>radio 1 DJ
its bbc m8
Marry me Vana
>Punished Scott
>A fallen candidate
>>63258650
>>I now have a fledgling catering company in Dubai
Read: I am now a Dubai oil sheik's personal cock-sleeve after he met me on the property task.
Gary should be fired because I'm sick of him being boring as shit and having the face of a hare. Cunt.
Also, who the fuck is the Asian prick on You're Fired? The kind of shitty trite "comedian" who'd only ever make it on the BBC as a diversity hire.
>>63259213
I feel a lot of what he says he doesn't actually think is funny but the producers have forced it on him.
See you in a week lads.Or in /brit/ tomorrow.
>>63258650
>stooping this low
It was pretty obvious she was out on Monday when she was in the Daily Mail in a bunch of bikini photos.
Are Vana wouldn't do that shite.
>>63259213
m8 you don't leave a sainsburies management job if you're not sure you're going to win.
>>63258650
might request some ASMR vids
>>63258682
>>63258650
>do you swallow
>"...that's gross"
>>63257618
Was the last episode where she was called a "Sous slave", that was cute.
>>63260231
who said that
>>63259158
I always wonder if anyone living in Dubai is genuinely happy
SCOTT IS AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>63260553
Some random guy in the chat.
>>63260553
>>63260575
In the Roisin AMA, I mean. Didn't mean to quote the Selina vid.
>people are still in this thread
>>63259127
nice shoop desu
/sp/leb cancer thats killing /tv/ thread
Sound WebM of Scott where?
>>63260596
>>is the boardroom really a studio?
>I'm not gonna answer that
I am right.
>>63261236
wew lad
How did people know Scott was walking out?
I had no clue
