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Week 7
Discount store in Manchester
Who's going to win? Who do you want to win? Thoughts on the ABSOLUTE MADMAN triple firing last week?
tfwkbwnsyof
alrigh lads
I'd do anal with Brady tb h given the chance
>>62835302
>Who's going to win?
Brett, obviously.
Alan Sugar is a cunt
Did you hear about Stuart Baggs?
He's been BRANDED dead!
>off you go
it's their house you twonk. you fuck off
I've been watching the apprentice since season 1 and have been posting on 4chan for about 8 years. This is my first apprentice thread, quite giddy tbH but a bit gutted I've missed out on so many years of banter.
where is everyone?
tfw can't watch live because won't pay TV license and have to wait for iPlayer
>>62835739
theres another thread
Yellow won imo
This is now the live thread
economic use of an existing thread
good lad, you're not fired
>>62835739
WE HERE NOW.
Boardroom time.
Selina has 2muchass imo lads.
LADS
>>62835719
popycasta
Dunno who won lads
Honestly I think Joseph is great, he's my favourite for winning at this rate
>tfw you were the oldest one in the last thread
I need to stop coming here
>post yfw Roisin is in this thread right now
Vana
Richard
Bald guy
Interview finalé tbbh lads
>>62836660
check the times lid
Scott has lost
I WANNUH BE TEAM LEADUH LUYK.
>>62836674
>implying yellow didn't win
If they switcharoo me I'm going to be furious
OH FUCK OFF SUGAR
WE
KNOW
Claude is a laugh
>Selled out
Brett's about to get dicked for his fraud on the prices.
Oh, Italian guy is still in this?
when will the 30 minute boardroom meme fuck off and die already
>told off for bogof
i thought alan loved a trier?
what a price
claude needs some fucking antidepressants
>>62836673
taigs out
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>>62836691
No I mean they are in the grand final.
>>62836657
Who is this Venus for my penis?
>>62836673
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!
>>62836668
how old are you m8?
Who here /Brett/
Just hit 24 hours smoke-free, lads. 22 minutes until the shop closes, tempted as fuck to go buy a pack. Please help.
Claudes permanently got a face like a slapped arse. Lighten up you bald cunt.
>>62836739
Think of what you could buy with £7
>>62836739
Have a wank to Vana instead
>>62836739
Have some self respect you faggot
>>62836739
Just quit you weak minded piece of shit
>>62836739
Stay and laugh at idiots with us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ss-59fi4nM
Joseph is going to fucking win the entire thing. I can see the ambition in his eyes.
>>62836739
Just have a wank
CHUCKLE BROTHERS MENTIONED
>>62836742
being a miserable old cunt is part of his charm
makes him excellent during the interview week, shame we won't see that this year
Sugar has the weakest fucking banter
>>62836739
Go on, you deserve a good smoke
>Sam has failed doing any sort of maths in 2 different tasks now
how did he get on the show?
>integral calculus
>hard
Literally had a 17 year old Paki on Kids Apprentice DOING calculus in the fucking taxi to work out margins.
>>62836760
lad
>>62836739
>really leaving this thread and missing Sugar.
I'll never understand that addiction.
Scotts qt.
Not a kuck btw.
>Karren enjoying it a bit too much when the men make a mistake
fucking fat whore
>>62836793
>the forced laughter after every attempt at banter
>>62836793
its not integral calculus anon
>>62836739
First three days are the hardest, just keep that in mind and hopefully that'll keep you strong for the days ahead when it gets easier
BANTS
BRETT DRANK FROM THE WATER
HES FUCKED
Amerilards btfo
>>62836798
words
>>62836799
>Literally had a 17 year old Paki on Kids Apprentice DOING calculus in the fucking taxi to work out margins.
How the fuck does that work?
>>62836800
I know, I know.
>Karen will never insult the size of your cock
>Her fat arse will never dwarf your cock whilst you desperately thrust and thrust
Why live?
>>62836799
>calculus
>margins
No.
At most you'd use algebra.
Fraudsters BTFO
>>62836799
>watching Appentice junior
fuck off paedo
>This task was not about individual sales numbers
SELINA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>62836843
are you married with kids?
>>62836839
Can't remember his name, but the paki boy who won junior apprentice was literally busy making financial models on pen and paper in the taxi en route to a task one week.
SELINA CONFIRMED FOR COAL BURNER.
>Self preservate
>unsold stock is a good thing
Fuck off
Dipshit maths boy going home
>Sucking Scott's dick already
That won't save you from the boardroom.
RIP Sam
>switcharoo
Called it
>>62836883
Is this the rape thing?
>>62836870
yeah.
I blame laptops. its too easy to just sit and do fuck all
Whites only finale again.
>Unsold stock
What a joke.
Based Richard wins again
>Claude whingeing all show about them pricing too high
>sell loads, make more money, and win the task
Claude you know nothing pal
Sam or Brett going home.
SCOTT'S OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT LAD
NO ROOM FOR DARKIES ON THIS SHOW
JOSEPH DOES IT AGAIN
Does anyone seriously think he won't win?
Why was value of the stock taken into account?
Usually isn't
>>62836919
how long have you been posting on 4chan for?
i'm jealous tbH
Virtually anyone could go except Vana. Be very surprised if she gets fired.
>Going up the Shard
Wow BBC breaking the bank. Costs a whole £25 to get up there.
>most iconic building
>the shard
Shit's been there about a year, its hardly Big Ben
Gart undefeated still
>>62836935
Sam I think
Not quite sure how he is still in the process
>>62836924
Don't you know how assets work?
GOODBYE SAM YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>>62836944
Why wouldn't it be?
If you have the most stock, you sold the most shit
Basic maths
>you are now the highest thing in europe
you fuckin wish nigga
420.jpg
>Losing to the brummie
Lmfao. How dumb can you be?
>Makes over £1000
>Gets sent to the fucking shard
Jesus what a copout
>>62836941
I think he's favourite with the bookies.
>>62836944
Because they used the money they made to buy more
>Richard through
These rewards are getting shittier and shittier. I'd rather go the comfy Bridge Cafe tbqh.
>highest thing in Europe
Nah Richard, that's only you
>The sad violin
Kek
This week's prize: standing about in a cold, empty room drinking a single glass of Tesco champagne.
I raped Selina with the lads in Dubai.
AMA
>>62836944
It always is on the "smell what sells" task
Brett digging himself into a hole
>>62836968
I know how your mum's assets work, m8.
She so wants Richard's D.
>>62836995
Does she squirt?
>>62836989
jej
BUDGET CUTS
Sam's gone
>>62836979
He looks a bit like the guy who made minecraft
>>62836944
>>62836973
This desu, otherwise a business that sold loads, but replenished with a shitload of stock right before the snapshot was taken (in this case at 5pm on day 1) wouldn't win.
Better be sam or the black one
>>62836995
Was she tight?
Did she orgasm?
>you are the highest thing in europe
based richard does not even acknowledge mountains
>>62836956
>go into an office block
>thats 25£ m8
>LONDON
>>62836948
too long on /sp/
Anyone but Vana can go, desu, hearing her speak Chinese earlier gave me the horn.
Be very surprised if Scott or Vana goes.
>>62837017
Maybe both
Much as she's fit I'd not mind Selina going, all she does is whine
This lad would rape this year's competition.
>>62836979
He is so based
Selina is probably a typical rape victim, now obsessed with Muslim cocks
>>62836989
rather do the fitness again desu
>>62837021
Londoncuvks will defend it
>>62836989
>Champagne
Prosecco m8. This is the beeb we're talking about.
Selina will survive this, there was a preview of a scene of Joseph shouting at her in the cafe.
Should be that mug Sam otherwise. He already fucked up on the task he was supposed to lead and win.
>>62837008
Nah, she did get quite wet tho
>>62837018
About average
She didn't orgasm no
>>62837033
weeaboo
GET EM, BRETT.
>>62836974
>what are mountains
Wasn't even the highest in England
selina and scott have definitely fucked
Sam will go.
Selina has to go though, she's just a cunt.
>>62837044
Selina is not fit, where does this meme come from.
Team with the most women lost.
Just saying
>>62837047
There's really no standout candidates this year
Sam is literally gone he did shite
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>>62837084
Angry handjob la
>>62837047
>Le back seat driver aussie man
His business idea was dumb af. He was just up against a bunch of literal retards.
>>62837084
she's trashy and i bet her voice is proper sexy when she's in bed with you
>>62837084
She's a slag
>>62837054
>get to the shard
>get out of the taxis
>uh, sorry guys i seem to have left my wallet at tv centre, can you all pay your own tickets and just claim back on expenses thanks...
big black scott is going to rip sam a new asshole and shout maths equations up it
the black guy will win it cos he speaks well
Sam absolutely positively rekt
Selina is the typical kind of bitch who would exaggerate a sexual encounter and turn it into a rape cry
Spiteful cow
>>62837092
>odd socks
Absolutely BASED
>>62837092
>odd socks
LITERALLY David Brent
>>62837047
Is that Ricky Martin?
>>62837104
>He was just up against a bunch of literal retards.
This year isn't exactly much better.
Brett is literally a maverick. You have to make sacrifices for him because he gets results.
>>62837054
>Prosecco
Cava mate, this is the BBC.
Please fuck off Sam you haven't done anything
FUCKING HELL SELINA
>>62837128
I raped her, she wasn't exaggerating at all
It was savage
>>62837108
yeah i bet its so sexy when she starts sobbing and crying because she keeps getting rape flashbacks
>>62837146
>Cava
Fizzy water and apple juice m8, this is the BBC after all
>>62837084
Not a meme, I think that dude was the first one to say she's fit. I wouldn't even hatefuck her though.
>>62837134
>>62837137
Odd socks mind
>I'm not going to make personal comments
>But he's why I don't like about the personality of people
You lucky bitch Selina
SCOTT WRECKING SAM
>Bringing back Brett
Ya blew it.
SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE
>get to see Selina for another week
>>62837146
>Cava
It's Chardonnay run through a soda stream. It's the BBC.
What do you think of Claude compared to Nick?
Still miss Margaret. Did love when she'd return for the interviews and just call out all the bullshit on their CV's.
>not selina
What a mong
Selina is the dictionary definition of a bitch
Should have picked Sam and Selina tbhfam
Scott smells weakness in the bender
So obvious
>Brett
>not Selina
Oh you fucked up hard
I want to rub my cum into Vana's eyebrows
>Not Selina
Fuck you Scott I hope you go.
QUEERS OUT
>Saving Selina
C U C K
U
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Scott speaks very well in the boardroom.
Sam's outta here
Selina literally off the hook
Brett literally screwed himself over right at the end
>Brett
U fucking wot, he did literally nothing wrong
>>62837167
Pre paki rape, obviously
>>62837186
you can't get the brett
>>62837092
Until now I thought the David Brent comparions were a bit exaggerated.
Sam will go because Lord Sugar is never, ever, going to do business with a poofter.
>people missing the point
Bringing back Brett guarantees that Sam leaves. Tactical voting nigguhz
>>62837205
kek, would watch
>>62837214
I agree, he doesn't lose his head and yell like the other guys.
Brett's the master of exerting his authority on others. Dont bring this madman back into the boardroom he'll just kuck you hard.
>>62837245
Brett really doesn't like Scott though, that's clear
scott not bringing back vana and selina because he's shagged every bird on the show
probably fucks sam for the bants
SCOTT BTFO LYING NIGG
SMASH YOUR FACE IN
apprentice slags
>>62837198
Im hoping this guy is one of the interviewers
SMASH HIS FACE IN SCOTT
>>62837197
>Chardonnay run through a soda stream
Whoa let's not break the bank here.
Tesco Value Sparkling and Robinson's will do.
lmao caught lying
nigger going home
LYING IN THE BOARDROOM
YOU DONE FUCKED UP BOY!
>made up threat of violence
YOU'RE FUCKING GONE M8
>Scott caught out lying about Brett threatening him with violence
Karen's really digging her nails in this week.
Everytime the camera pans to the receptionist she's on the exact same spreadsheet
>>62837272
This bitch is the underrated GOAT fittie of apprentice.
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT
CAN'T LIE ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT LA
>>62837265
Sam rejected him which is why he's going all aggro on him
SCOTT LYING
IM A GUD BOY
DINDU NUFFIN WRONG. BIG WHITE MAN TRIED TO KEEP ME DOWN.
>>62837273
he was last series
>bring back nick for the interviews
>You will never smash someones face in
JUST
SMASH
>Moyes
Mentioned
>>62837305
his fucking face was priceless.
Anyone got a screencap?
>>62837278
>>62837281
I think he might have convinced himself that he heard it. You wouldn't just lie like that because everyone would (and did) call you out on it.
SMASH
>>62837288
just minimised solitaire 2bh
>moyes
I bet Brett did say that but they just cut of the cameras and now there all pretending 2bh
>>62837328
BIG
>>62837309
thanks, that completely went past me
>>62837328
YOUR
Not maths
did sam just cum?
>>62837328
CHAT
Haha Brett really hates Scott and it's purely personal.
>moyes
Scott's gonna have a breakdown
>>62837334
Same shit every week. So sneaky
Sam's a gonner.
SMASH
YOUR
MOYES
IN
CHAT SHIT GET SMASHED
>Moyes
OUTRAGEOUS
Muh business plan
CANT GET THE BRETT
>tfw no susan gf
>>62837352
There isn't glitter all over the table so I guess not.
Muh business plan
.Sugar doesn't like that brett is brunt and straightforward
FUCK YOU SUGAR THAT'S SOMETHING YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU LIKE IN PEOPLE BECAUSE IT REMINDS YOU OF YOURSELF
cunt
POOFTERS = BTFO
CANT STOP THE SCOTT
Fucking hate this bit where the music randomly peaks
SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO
Sam such a fucking fairy
>SAM
WHEEEY. POSHOS BTFO.
>questioning sacking Brett because he alienates people
he gets the fucking job done. You get people like him all the time and 2bh people wanna be like him
>I don't think I can work with someone as straight forward as you
Sugar to Brett. Prize bellend
I'm 90% sure Brett is completely autistic.
THANK FUCKING GOD
Scott really hates benders doesn't he
Everyone's sticking around for Peep Show, right?
That salt from scott haha
>no handshakes and hugs from Scott
Absolutely based. Hate that fake affection shite.
>>62837430
He's probably posting in here right now.
Scott is such a bellend
SCOTT SHOULD HAVE GONE
ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS
>>62837420
Why didn't Scott go.
Fucking BBC strike again.
>That blanking
LMFAO
>>62837010
Called it.
Still calling this.
>>62837364
Who /JediJim/
who /refreshesthecaptchauntilitsanumbersone/ here?
>blanked
Haha Scott, so petty
based
>Scott walks straight out
Cheeky nig
*sam is fired*
thank you mr sugar...
*goes down elevator*
*doesn't know which floor he is on*
*doesn't know which floor he needs to go to*
*his maths is too shit*
mr sugar.....what is the number on the car i need to get in?
*sam takes the stairs in stead*
*he goes down too many flights of stairs*
*he walks out in the carpark basement and finds 39 black boys itching to rape his white pasty ass*
*sam is seen no more*
good....bye...sam
Holy shit fucking BLANKED
its a doggy dog world guys
>Scott is genuinely hurt
;_;
...CONTINUES
>>62837448
doubt it he's more than likely knocking on doors seeing if people wanna buy sun tan lotion right now
>kids parties
Fuck me
>scott just walking out without hugging Sam
I reckon Brett really did threaten him and he was blindsighted when everyone lied about it for the cameras.
He seemed genuinely shocked and so fucked off at the end he just stormed out.
They completely set him up to look like a knob.
Sam got BLANKED
>>62837460
4chan pass la
Scott is gone soon honestly, he's not making people like him enough
>>62837474
>doggy dog
>dog eat dog
?????????
Richardwinslol
>>62837464
That was fucking cold as ice
>Not even that post boardroom hug
Bloody hell everyone usually does it
>first rule of party planning is don't poison the client
or hire a nonce
but i guess not poisoning them is pretty big too
>>62837448
No I'm not.
>>62837486
That'd be hilarious and pretty typical
>>62837486
Yeah, something definitely seemed weird there. That's not the sort of thing you lie about.
HOLY FUCK
POISONING CONFIRMED
>>62837525
poison
stretcher
hy p e
>>62837509
Oh, wait....
>>62837486
>Brett threatens to bash Scott's head in
>Karen and Sam both witnesses
>Karen hates Scott so she smiles and let's it slide
>Sam keeps quite and denies it in the board room to make Scott look insane
No wonder Scott was pissed off.
>>62837524
they probably had a few gay moments and Scott can't look at him anymore
ok /tv/
we need to sponsor a contestant next year
have someone on the inside
clearly not being a business retard they will kick ass and probably have nothing better to do than go on tv and tell sugar he is a big guy
whos up for it?
>>62837525
Kind of ruins the surprise
Well that was good.
Same time next week?
>FIRST DEATH ON THE APPRENTICE
£10 saysthe poisoning is a nut allergy thing
>>62837525
Like balls it is do you never pay attention?
It's just a phrase Sir Alan uses but isn't actually what happened literally. Like when they showed "We painted over someone's cat", they didn't for shit
Peep show lads.
Peep Show thread where?
>>62837493
>paying to post on a chinese cartoon message board
are your parents proud?
>>62837538
Nah
They need to hype up the next episode
>>62837539
Nah, stay with us
>>62827488
>>62827488
>>62827488
>>62837525
get hyped lads
>>62837557
more like lead poisoning to Scott by Brett
>>62837486
>guys, no way we can have a black guy threatened on the BBC. dop you even know what BBC stands for?
>we need to deny deny deny.
fucking conspiracy
>>62837557
Yeah someone will get a cake without telling the makers about the allergy
A..anyone watch Y-you're fired?
;_:
>>62837525
Nah it's gonna be like the "Next time on Hells Kitchen" when it had Ramsay going "there's blood everywhere!" then a show of an ambulance, then in the actual episode, a steak was cooked too rare and then somebody fainted
basically nobody's getting poisoned
>>62837562
Proud that I have disposable income yeah
>>62837537
Richard
>>62837612
and no m8s to go out with where you can spend it
>Karen is on "Youre Fired"
keep thread going pls
>>62837609
Not worth it without Dara, show's gone to shit.
>There are people ITT and people who watch the apprentice who don't think based Valente is winning this
>>62837537
I'd fucking love to do it. I'd sit in the Taxi playing Senran Kagura on the Vita. Walk around the house with a dakimakura
It would be hilarious
>>62837662
>implying he wont get muscled out by Brett and his goons
>>62837650
I know it has.
I still watch ;_;
>>62837700
Brett will graft his way into the final five then have a garbage business plan with ridiculous projections, kind of like Dan from last series.
Other four will be Vana, Richard, Joseph and Scott
Fucking hell lads I thought hairdressers did alright?
>>62837746
Not a chance. Most of the sensible ones used the chance to emigrate to Australia when the govt. fucked up the needed jobs list. All the ones now are retards or immigrants
>>62837746
>Nurses
good. I hate when they leave work still wearing their work gear yet all everyone moans about is MRSA.
>>62837746
Are Care Escorts basically just Escorts?
Just been reading up on based Richard's backstory
>he was born in the south american jungle, whilst his parents were adventuring to recover artifacts from Aztec temples
You can't make this shit up
>Karen still lying about Brett's threats
Fuck you, sexy evil puppetmistress
>>62837813
Haha I love this guy
>>62837777
Nice quads m8.
All the hairdressers I know are either white hipster boys, or chav girls. They rent chairs in the shops don't they, I thought they made hefty amounts of money
>>62837813
I'm pretty sure someone did in fact make that up
>>62837793
Nah bro escorts get mad £££
>>62837783
Never thought about this. I used to go out with a nurse and she would leave her uniform on my cummy carpet.
Why don't they make them change into their uniform at work?
>>62837832
if you only know random London boutiques then sure.
But most hairdressers outside London charge less than a tenner a head.
>>62837793
I think they're the people that accompany retards to Tesco and encourage them to shop on their own. Even though they can't and the shop assistant basically has to do it all for them.
>>62837813
kek based Richard
>>62837868
thats barber shops m8
and even then most are around the £12 mark now
>>62837918
>and even then most are around the £12 mark now
Leave the south east once and a while
Lads this is better than /brit/
Less shitposting, thread moving at a readable rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbBN5TKL7IE&feature=youtu.be
>>62837976
bretty gud
>>62837968
Not that lad but I go to a barbers in Sunderland that charges £15. They're good at what they do though and they always remember me and what I get, and do a good job of it.
>>62837976
I don't know what to say about that
>>62838097
I get £11 in Greater London and I got £7 in York this year. the fuck sort of hipster shithole are you going to?
>>62838133
I have shit hair and they do a good job of salvaging it. They are beardy hipsters though, that's true. I did mistype, it's actually £13 but I always give them £15 because they're decent.
Brett's a clever lad really
He gets people to fight with him so they take him into the boardroom despite him doing nothing actually wrong, which looks bad on the people who took him in
>>62837973
I didn't even know /brit/ discussed tthis
Makes sense though
>>62838388
/brit/ talks about a lot of things.
I personally just like that these threads never have any fucking weeaboos.
>>62838802
You rang?
>>62839194
I don't have an issue with that, it's more the smug anime girl posters I hate
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