Sleep No More Edition
Old Bread:
>>62709649
First for best Doctor
Isn't this the bitch that moans about all hs episodes on YouTube and says he has no presence? Two faced much? But of course /who/ will overlook this cause she's fit:
https://twitter.com/QueenOfTheSonic/status/665542611969646592
It's nice to see WarDoc got his own vertical intro thing on cover.
Now I wonder what his theme music is gonna be and how he'll introduce himself.
>>62719480
>theme music
I thought for a while they might use the Day of the Doctor theme, but then I remembered they didn't use the movie theme for Eight.
>>62719418
m8 even if you hate the doctor, face to face he's still THE Doctor.
Plus
>has no presence
>implying she didn't change her mind when in the presence of the capaldick
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/14/doctor-who-star-michelle-gomez-joins-the-cast-of-batman-series-gotham-5501660/
>>62719480
Can't wait to hear the Tenth Doctor's theme again.
Why is the ending so scary? Is it going to be one of those scenes in which the previously though dead monster comes up really close to the camcorder or whatever. 'Hehe sleep no more I'm coming for u ;)' please no cliches tonight gatiss.
>>62719777
That's all well and good but since channel 5 insists on airing this shit a decade later than America I can't watch it.
>>62719777
Good for her.
Her career is not exactly a success, and she isn't getting any younger, so..good for her.
I like Michelle, she's not trying to be someone else, she behaves the way she truly is.
>>62719850
You're on the internet aren't you?
Just go to the pirate bay.
>>62719847
I am guessing something like the ending of Unfriended, you know, when everybody dies, the monster or killer or whatever was responisble for the deaths, jumps and closes the computer.
>>62719777
Anyone have the gif of her playing with a dildo?
finally we won't have to wait for next week for the ending of the story.
>>62719746
Did they fuq?
>>62719712
why would they use the TV movie theme? It's atrocious.
>@jamieashaw Steven Moffat, Peter Harness & Sarah Dollard ready to take to the main stage
>@AhhMissClara If you could bring back any companion who would it be. peter: clara
>@stevebollig That awkward moment when your co-stars choose Clara as "a companion from the past" to bring back...
>>62719941
Based Moff.
>next companion isn't male
>@snazdoll had to change her script when it moved later in the series so it became "the gateway to the finale" #DWFestival
Monky and Rani are in the Time Lord war room in the finale; Monky runs over to the Doctor and hugs him, monky says JAYSUS TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH YA OLD FECKER
>@PCapaldiNews New Companion question - it will be a new character, brand new, confirms Moffatt @DWFestival #DoctorWhoFestival
>>62719910
Shit taste detected.
>>62719902
You JUST know
>>62720079
No fucking shit.
>>62719480
Now I'm confused, is this due out in December or in February?
>>62720064
>Doctor proceeds to throttle him immediately for his part in the events of To The Death
Tonight episode will be love & Zygons-tier shit
Harness & Gatiss as next showruiners
>>62719418
Disgusting
>>62720173
>ywn hate fuck her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9yT58QDDLM
>>62720236
Reminder both Harness stories are better than anything Gatiss has written for the show so far
Oh jeez
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/13/peter-capaldi-suffered-same-knee-injury-matt-smith-got-on-doctor-who-set-5500671/
>@DWTODWFA Moff described Face the Raven as 'Part one of a kind of three part finale' so...
Haven't been in a /who/ thread for the last few episodes. What was the general consensus?
>>62719847
Like event horizon ending where it looks like the ship is still possessed
>>62720435
Most find Zygon Inv passable, although it's better not to think about the plot too much.
My alternative Series 9 episode titles
Episode 1 - The Lost Boy
Episode 2 - Mercy
Episode 3 - Writing's On The Wall
Episode 4 - The Bootstrap Paradox
Episode 5 - The Story of Ashildr
Episode 6 - The Never Ending Story
Episode 7 - Truth or Consequences
Episode 8 - The Final Game
Episode 9 - Morpheus
>>62720435
The Woman Who Lived: 7/10
The Zygon Invasion: 7/10
The Zygon Inversion: 8/10
Gatiss's might be the real dud this series desu.
Far as I'm concerned everything's been pretty solid til now.
>>62720435
>>62720450 is a liar, zygon invasion a shit
>>62720470
>My alternative Series 9 episode titles
>Episode 1 - Moffucked
>Episode 2 - Moffucked again!
>Episode 3 - RTD-like
>Episode 4 - Tumblr Sci-fi
>Episode 5 - ARYA IS IN THE EPISODE
>Episode 6 - ARYA? NEXT COMPANION? UPVOTE!
>Episode 7 - Kill the Hype
>Episode 8 - 11/13 Paris
>who is almost over for another year
Rev up those helium tanks.
>>62720470
>>62720503
shit meme
>>62720646
The world would be better off without you autistic faggots, so please, go ahead.
>>62720710
rude
Will we ever get to see Missy with her hair down?
This is relevant to my interests.
>>62720745
Will we eger get to see her tiny perky tits or her dark bush?
This is relevant to my interests.
Moffat BTFO:
https://twitter.com/capalditrash/status/665536226607411202
>>62720470
Episode 1 - The Doctor's Deception
Episode 2 - Davros's Inception
Episode 3 - The Whispering Ghosts
Episode 4 - The Howling Wraith
Episode 5 - Mortal Fantasy
Episode 6 - Immortal Fallacy
Episode 7 - The Invasive Presence
Episode 8 - The Inversive Menace
Episode 9 - Waking Nightmare
>>62720780
>tiny
You seriously think her tits are tiny? By what fucking standards? They're a decent size
Still haven't gotten a release date for this
Also, i hope Ten gets that cool vertical thing on the cover
>>62720811
Poor moff man
>>62720842
By the Donna proclamation
>>62720811
>implying it wasn't friendly banter
>>62720851
I thought Sontarans were classic Who aliens.
>>62720889
She's looking old tbqh, probably the right time to trade her in.
>>62720851
Eight will meet Strax.
>>62720906
nah she was sick there
Poor Moffat. Fucking Twitter is going on about firing him.
>Steven Moffat confirms Series 10 is a 6 part serial and he "might be lying" about the next companion being a totally new character.
>When quizzed on The Doctor's new outfit, he says the hoodies are gone and the velvet is here to stay
>The final shot of Series 9 will make you cry
>>62720906
>implying s9 Clara isn't peak Clara
Can't wait to see her in that waitress outfit lads.
>>62720942
>When quizzed on The Doctor's new outfit, he says the hoodies are gone and the velvet is here to stay
I like this, series 9 suffers from an overuse of shit like the hoodie and sunglasses
>>62720942
>Steven Moffat confirms Series 10 is a 6 part serial
>>62720942
Source?
>>62720942
>"might be lying" about the next companion being a totally new character.
RIVER SONG CONFIRMED
>>62720942
gr8 b8 m8
>>62720942
>>The final shot of Series 9 will make you cry
Well now it won't because everyone will be expecting to cry, thereby subconsciously preparing themselves for the emotional moment and cheapening it.
>>62720990
>falling for bait
>>62721008
>implying you didn't fall for my double-bait
>>62721037
>implying you didn't fall for my triple bait
The situation after the events in Paris is exactly like in The Zygon Invasion. They want peaceful Muslims to join their side because they're going to be hated on by others, just like the Doctor said "This is a splinter group. The rest of the Zygons, the vast majority, they want to live in peace. You start bombing them, you'll radicalise the lot. That's exactly what the splinter group wants."... this is striking.
Harness may not be that much of a hack after all.
>capping getting sexy with the fans
>>62721087
He's probably getting waterboarded by MI5 right now m8.
>>62720892
They are. Eight meets the new clone batch bred for the Time War.
>>62721087
I guess they'll just remove their memories until they comply because that's ethical and then let them go
>>62721100
Why?
>>62721097
why did I write capping i'm a retard
>>62720036
Says who?
>>62720984
oh my dear, anon you have been naive
>>62721117
https://twitter.com/OldRoberts953/status/665557636981608449
I love this one, probably my favourite so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lauwf8lVepk
Ugh, today is I guess the first episode I'm not really excited about. I'm not hating of Gatiss, but his episodes are usually "allright".
>>62721097
I like Peter's hair like that. Makes him look younger
>>62721210
that's pretty GOAT
>>62721097
He looks a bit dead inside.
>>62721097
What the fuck what do I have to do to get cradled by PCaps like that
Damn I bet she can feel the Capaldick
>>62721210
Love the colors
>>62721254
capaldi always makes weird faces when taking photos with fans
i think he tries to stay in character or something
>>62721254
Like your parents when they realized what an asspie of a son they raised?
Tonight's episode is the first I get to watch live in 2 weeks. Looking forward to it because it'll be interesting to see Who take on the Found Footage genre despite me not being a fan. I'm kind of more excited for the next time trailer at the end to be honest
>>62721293
Kek I knew someone would take the bait.
>>62721279
Yeah I know m8 I was just baiting.
>>62721220
>Good Morning Britain
>set that's an obvious knock-off of Good Morning America
>same style of graphics
>same color logo
For as much as British people pretend to dislike America they sure do love ripping us off.
>>62721205
Looking through the tweets he's posted and retweeted.
Looks like he won't be writing for the BBC anymore.
>>62721309
Yeah but you have higher rates of diabetes and shorter lifespans.
>yfw Capaldi fucks fans in his Doctor Costume like Tom Baker did
>>62721129
He knew too much.
>>62721315
https://twitter.com/OldRoberts953/status/665566299309871105
The guy is based why aren't his scripts as based as that?
Farfaraway site is fucked again
Where I'll get ebin promos for the finale?
>>62721360
is capaldi cross eyed?
never noticed that in the show
>>62721393
For a second i thought i was reading Ian Levine's twitter feed
>>62721397
it isn't. Google farfarawaysite doctor who season 9 and you can get on it
>>62721205
BASED
Roberts for showrunner.
>>62721408
i think tennnat is the only cross eyed doctor
>"Alex is fantastic," Capaldi enthused. "It's great to work with her. I'd never met her before. Of course she's a veteran of Doctor Who, she's been involved with it longer than I have so it was quite scary from that point of view. But she's a delight."
>>62721424
>it isn't. Google farfarawaysite doctor who season 9 and you can get on it
It was some hours ago with copyright drama on twitter too. Weird.
>>62721453
cap looks incredibly cross eyed in that picture though
look at the right eye, his left.
>>62721469
Seems a fair comment. Islamists means fascist groups like Islamic State. He's not referring to Islam as a whole.
>>62721503
nah. read the whole thing
>>62721469
He's right though.
>>62719850
Just torrent it fag, I'm on episode 8 now. You simply cannot rely on British TV to show American shows anymore unless it's the Walking Dead or the ones on Sky.
>>62721503
Nope. He refers to Islam as a whole and wants the borders closed.
>>62721534
It's not up to me to say this, but this won't go well with the BBC. The guy's never going to write for Doctor Who ever again.
>>62720851
>Not putting 7 up against the Weeping Angels
Why live?
>>62721393
Because right wing dicks have shit taste - Donald trump etc
>>62721637
his episodes are cheap filler with a couple of funny gags usually
the show will be better without him
>>62721637
What exactly has he said that's racist?
>>62721637
I can't see anything 'racist' on his twitter.
anyway i wonder if he'll do a sequel to the zygon invasion where the zygons are shipped off to an island and left to starve or something
>>62721651
>>62721637
Read his books, he's probably the best writer for the Fourth Doctor.
Besides, I can't see anything on his Twitter that you could say is racist other than "fuck ISIS"
Who /pointless/ here?
>>62719777
Shit, I had no idea. That should be good.
>>62721205
>>62721469
Not one of my favorite writers by far, but I respect him for taking a stand even if it might damage his career.
>>62720500
Yeah problem is sheerSHIT is a real ham actor unless the director really pushes him to tone it down - and it doesn't look like it for this
That guy is seriously fd in the head personally wouldn't be surprised if he was a paedo rapist
>>62719777
So are we getting a new Master?
>>62721729
>That guy is seriously fd in the head
How?
>>62721730
>Jenna will never hold you close
>>62721730
She could take bottle tops off with those!
>>62721734
nah I think Moffat is done with the master for awhile
the last delgado appearance before he died was him striking a deal with the daleks IIRC like Missy did in TWF
>>62721734
She never was the Master. The Master is still on Gallifrey.
>>62721766
Let's hope Michelle Gomez doesn't go to Turkey on holiday then.
>>62721778
nice b8
>>62721745
He never plays 'normies' always some wierdo
Also I am mentally scared from that league of gentlemen where he is doggy styling gaypiss (who was playing that female dhss officer) and looked like he was enjoying it irl
>>62721818
How's that bait?
>>62721831
Missy is the master.
>>62721851
Sure, but that guy was sharing his theory. He never claimed to have the inside scoop or that his word was canon.
No need to call it bait. I don't think he posted it to bait anyone.
>>62721828
Video?
>>62720470
Episode 1: One Lost Child
Episode 2: Two Old Friends
Episode 3: Three Ghosts Haunting
Episode 4: Four at the Flood
Episode 5: When Gods Came to Town
Episode 6: Burden
Episode 7: Zygon, I
Episode 8: Zygon, We
Episode 9: Nightmare
Episode 10: Clever Girl
Episode 11: Now I am Alone
Episode 12: I am the Doctor
>>62721828
Sorry I got it wrong it was pemberton as Pauline
>>62721902
Post it.
It's true I find him a bit weird looking desu.
>>62721940
>t b h is censored back to desu again
For fuck's sake, why?
>>62721730
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>62721820
uwotm8.jpg
>>62721955
So you realize how fucking retarded you sound.
>>62721940
I'm trying all Google gives me is text saying it happens - Ross Gaines Pauline
>>62721955
not sure desu senpai
>>62721955
>back
When wasn't it, after Halloween?
>>62722063
*When wasn't it after Halloween?
>>62720942
Don't get so worked up about this guys, Both Capaldi and Moffat have said it will be a full 12 episode series and a christmas special.
>>62722063
It never corrected my posts. Until now.
Next companion's name is Conchita.
>>62721893
>Episode 1: The Running Boy
>Episode 2: The Dying Man
>Episode 3: Haunted Waters
>Episode 4: The Phantoms Before
>Episode 5: Odin's Curse
>Episode 6: Forever Young
>Episode 7: Humans and Zygons
>Episode 8: Friends and Foes
>Episode 9: The Sleep Machine
>Episode 10: In Plain Sight
>Episode 11: Roam Alone
>Episode 12: Welcome Home
>>62722100
That's weird.
Were you using invisible characters or something before?
desu
>>62722118
try harder m8
>>62722137
Nope, that's why I thought it was only for Halloween and then I thought some retards were still using desu to meme around.
Nyssa
>>62722178
Go back to GB, Smallfat.
>>62722194
Read that backwards. Kek.
>>62722200
i'm flattered but nope. not smallfat.
>>62722226
assyn?
did /who/ know Patrick Troughton had two wifes with 2 kids each? He cheated on one with the other ^^ lil playa
>>62722194
Best Companion since Romana
>>62722227
>being flattered of being called Smallfat
>>62722277
smallfat was GOAT what's wrong with you?
he made GOAT shops and pissed off all the trips
>>62722244
Remove the last two letters and that's what we can see in that picture.
>>62722301
the actress who wore that costume said she "wore it for the fans"
>>62722296
He was a whiny cunt on GB IIRC.
>>62722315
Based Sarah Sutton.
Why is pointless so_____shit
when's graham norton?
>>62722118
next companion's name is actually Tortilla
>"I think Doctor Who is a great venue for any kind of actor," he told ITV's Good Morning Britain. "Funnily enough they were trying to persuade me to.... I was working with Tom Hanks last night and the producer was on to me saying, ‘Try and persuade Tom to come and be in the show'. I did have a word with him but he is very busy at the moment."
>>62722430
Friday before Face the Raven.
>>62722367
I think it's a great game concept. Celebrity edition does seem dumb.
>>62721766
> Which episode was it?
Next companion will stay for two series and Moffat will leave with her. Capaldi will stay one year under the new showrunner with a new companion that will stay as the new Doctor comes in the Christmas special.
>>62719847
Wow fuck
Gatiss is writing this shit? Fucking dropped desu senpai
>>62722521
>Capaldi will stay for 5 series all in all
YES BASED PETER
I've seen the episode. It's terrifying. The ending will give you nightmares.It's a scene where Professor Rasmussen prepares the space station but "Mister Sandman" starts playing in the background and the Sandmen attack him. The camera falls on the floor and we hear the professor screams. A Sandman comes out of nowhere, looks right at us and jumps on the camera.It will give you nightmares.
>>62722590
Prepares to leave*
>>62722590
Hold on, there's actually a song called Mister Sandman?
Oh, I can definitely see it being used in this episode.
>>62722590
2spoop4me
How much longer till episode?
>>62721309
Go watch the office you dumb cunt
>>62722649
2 hours
I went to the sleep no more screening in nyc. its not scary at all and it just relies on jump scares. its found footage filmed on the headcams of the rescue team and has cctv. very average episode with a very cliched monster. basically because the people who go in the machine dont sleep for months, the 'sleep' deposit that you wake up with on your eyes in the morning covers their entire body and they turn into roaring monsters. id give it a 5/10 but the trailer for next week looks good even though it gives away the ending its like the trailer for dark water by saying "NEXT WEEK: THE FINALE BEGINS".
>>62722521
gr8 b8 m8
>>62721893
>>62721893
>>62720470
Episode 1 - Shit/Shit Hybrid
Episode 2 - MisShyt
Episode 3 - Shit Busters
Episode 4 - Shitboot Paradox
Episode 5 - Shit with a guest
Episode 6 - Shit with no Clara
Episode 7/8 - DaeShit
Episode 9 - Night Shit
>>62722649
cancelled because of recent events
I have no clue what the plot of this episode is, and is it another two parter?
>>62722296
He was the biggest attention whore, MuhStream-tier
And he's probably still here
lurkin
>>62722706
its the only single parter in the series
finale is 3 parts as confirmed at the doctor who festival
>>62722707
fuck off prog
Is Peter Harness an ISIS insider or something?
what time is doctor who on tonight?
>>62720435
Woman Who Lived -- blech. Girl Who Died was all right, not great. Woman Who Lived just felt so goddamn pointless.
Invasion dragged a bit and didn't seem to quite know where it was going with what it was doing, but was broadly all right and came together for an exciting cliffhanger.
Inversion was MUCH better.
>>62722787
I'm still shocked how the Zygon two parter really is like reality.
>>62722834
Yeah.
>>62722834
yup
>>62722859
i'm not sure how that answers my question but thanks for the effort.
>>62722892
yes
>>62722844
Yeah, I finally watched Inversion today after watching Invasion back the day after it aired.
Inversion was a little too real after last night.
>>62722892
You got it dude.
>>62722834
8:15
>>62722922
>baiting this hard
>>62722911
I know right? I woke up this morning thinking about the two parter and how it relates perfectly to the situation. It's chilling. Harness may finally be GOAT and we're just too ignorant to realise it.
When they say found footage for this episode do they mean it's not going to be filmed the normal way?
>tfw you have the same glasses as Peter's sunglasses but you took the sun lenses off and put normal lenses
>>62722942
is that justin trudeau
>>62722946
No, its completely retarded. We're not going to resolve the current situation with the islamic state by sitting them down to "talk".
Their goal is to eradicate the west and implement Sharia law worldwide.
Zygons are more civilized than isis.
>>62722950
Have you ever seen a found footage episode/film before?
Blair Witch Project, Cloverfield
Even the trailer shows it as film footage.
>>62722973
>not watching the 8th doctor movie
>>62722950
Nah they filmed with the usual cameras but made it shakey in post prod to make us believe it really is found footage. It's not Go Pro or phone quality.
>>62722984
>film footage.
*found footage
>>62722990
I only watch canon stories.
>>62723009
>canon
>>62722984
>>62722998
Time to get a bucket
>>62722983
Well yes of course we're not going to do that we don't have memory erasers, Osgood boxes and Black Archives. And no one that has lived a giant war to tell us what to do. But it's Doctor Who so of course the resolution would be happy and silly and sci fi. I meant the parallels in a strictly Earthly view.
>>62723009
>implying Doctor Who has a canon
>>62723009
>canon
>Doctor Who
no
OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR RUSTY RETURNS FUCK YEAH
>>62723168
>>62723168
gr8 b8
>>62723168
I would be perfectly fine with this... as long as someone else writes the last 20 mins of his two parter.
Mark Gatiss is telling us not to watch his Doctor Who episode.
>https://twitter.com/Markgatiss/status/665582959454527488
So i won't.
Do you think the writers only look at websites like Doctor Who TV who give them unreal amounts of praise for even the shittiest episodes and pat themselves on the back, or are they aware that people think they're shit? I get the feeling it's the former, but based Whithouse is sitting there knowing his episodes were the only ones worth their shit this season so far
>>62723289
DWTV said sleep no more was 'average', so i'm guessing its utter shit
>>62723289
Not since fans made Helen Raynor cry.
>>62723330
what? when was this?
wasn't Rigsby meant to be in an episode this series?
or did they cut him when they realised how silly that would be.
>>62723350
Back when Daleks in Manhattan aired. Or so I heard.
>>62723396
He is in next one.
>>62723396
riggsy was GOAT how dare you
Fuck this shit Earth.
>>62723457
Bush did 9/11
Wow this weeks Dr Who episode is good.
Oh wait no, it's just strictly.
>>62723497
elderly pls get off 4chan
Just when you thought the attack in France was going to be the biggest crime against humaity this week... Strictly Come Dancing.
>>62723036
>>62723065
>>62723149
>things Paul McGann tells himself so he can sleep better
clala my clala
the imposbll grill
oh clala clala
i don't think you will
r8 my poem.
>>62723574
8/8
>>62722671
Sleep deposit is just the result of not cleaning your eye lashes so you get conjunctivitis
It's like plaque on your teeth
t. Optometrist
>https://twitter.com/DoctorWhoGal/status/665533616307486720
Based Capaldi
>ywn get in Missy's box
>>62723652
What an utter lege. Absolute madman.
>>62723289
>My very brief acquaintance with Tumblr is that it's a place where people who really hate me gather.
Moffat is at least aware of the haters, he was one back in the day.
>>62723009
8 was in movie costume for that end scene with all the doctors so is cannon
Plus night of the Doctor is also cannon as are most of the webisodes except maybe charity ones
>>62723485
*israel
Ftfy - remember jet fuel melted steel beams but left passports of the hijackers and only those of the hijackers intact
>>62723497
>there will never be a strictly who dancing spin off
Was there anything Who related on Children in Need last night?
>>62723948
I don't think so, instead they had star wars shit
>>62723948
I think a Dalek showed up in the Harry Hill sketch.
How much longer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx12AvzThG0#t=236
Is that Davison trapped in the cow's arse?
Is Hola not working for anyone else?
>>62724106
>Using Hola
>>62724092
Why would Davison be in your mom's ass?
>>62724026
yesterday
>>62724026
40 bings
>https://twitter.com/OldRoberts953/status/665606871630368768
>tfw watching new South Park pre Who with snacks
Very comfy desu.
So how much longer until Peter Capaldi plays the next Bond villain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjY8hko5Wo
>>62724296
Capaldi should be Bond.
>>62720470
Episode 1 - Lil' Davros
Episode 2 - Dalek Sauce
Episode 3 -Space Ghosts
Episode 4 - Coast to Coast
Episode 5 - The Swords of The Fjords
Episode 6 - The Highwayman and The Skywayman
Episode 7 - Here Today...
Episode 8 - ...Zygon Tomorrow
>>62724307
There are people out there capable of organizing other people to act out their fan scripts.
I mean, the production all around sucks, but I still envy them.
>>62724307
honestly stop sharing this shit
>>62724177
Keked by my childhood Doctor...best divorce ever?
>>62724344
Same
>>62724330
Bond is a glorified action hero. The villain is usually more interesting to watch.
>>62724344
>tfw I don't know anyone irl who likes the show
Let's pre-judge this weeks episode. What do you think you'll give it out of 10?
I'm thinking 5, maybe 6
>>62724404
Around 7 I think. Competently uninspired.
>>62724092
I had no idea the tellie tubbies were that huge
>>62724404
8
Gatiss has to come good, r-right?
>>62724404
just scrapes a 4 if I'm being brutally honest mate, it really disappointed me, waste of 45 minutes
>>62724404
Interesting concept but poorly executed.
Almost love and monsters tier.
>>62724404
I enjoy Gatiss' horror shlock unlike most of you (partly because I have a mancrush on him I guess) and Shearsmith is a good actor. Also it looks much better than Robin Hood. Maybe a 7.
>>62719353
how are people outside the uk watching the bbc livestream?
external streams? proxies?
>>62719480
>implying Big Finish will ever get NuWho rights
Shit shop, m8. You just took the Dark Eyes preview and put shitty stock photos on the covers. I mean the second disc is straight out of Doctor Who magazine, you didn't even change it at all, it's still got the green glow from 11's console room.
>>62724092
clever All Creatures Great & Small nod. lol
>>62724404
It's NuWho, so 0/10
>>62724654
>implyng Big finish will ever get nuwho rights
>david tennant and donna
>UNIT
>war Doctor
>Torchwood
u wot m8?
>>62724742
gr8b8m8
>>62724711
>implying ClassicWho didn't suck hard during the JNT era
KEEEEEP DAAAANCIIIIING
>>62724768
wut? do you live under a rock?
Why is tess daly so fucking annoying?
the other host is pretty hot though.
shit show.
5 mins til DOCTOR WHO!
That shadow wasn't supposed to be Matt Smith, right?
UK Strictly is so old school and shit compared to other countries. Terrible.
>>62724904
WHO'S READY FOR THE BEST EPISODE OF THE SERIES?
Itsstarting.jpg
RIP Clara
>Asian Geordie
I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS
ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE DEAD
Minorities: the squad
Which companion has the best ass?
>>62724993
Martha or Sarah-Jane
That accent ew
We FPS now.
>>62725007
Sarah Jane has an ass?
>>62724985
You've never been doon the toon then
>>62724742
Source? Sounds like your full of shit m8.
>better make her say pet all the time or the audience won't be able to tell she's a geordie
The quality writing we've all come to expect from this show.
such a diverse squad
SPACE PIRATES
>>62725035
It's like the first time I heard Shola Ameobi speak.
Maybe this will be the episode where DW fuses with anime
Bretty good so far
This is fucking terrible.
>>62724985
Clapper fuck off we call them Chinese or jap or whatever
Could the plot move any fucking slower?
Nearly 10 mins in
>>62725066
NOT PIRATES
These graphics are horrid
is his name Deep-and-Doe?
Clone wars confirmed
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
I can't tell if this is attempting to be seriously spooky or not.
>>62725113
Fuck off you hyperactive cretin.
>killer sandcastles
dropped.
>where did everyone go
>doesn't go back the way he came and go down the other path in the fork
Soldier a shit
>>62725132
Deep Ando
>>62725146
It is.
>>62725151
Hello /who/ autist
I want to lick Clara's boots.
>>62725161
He's a scientist not a soldier
Shit, is this a Neil Gaiman episode?
Best ep of S9 so far was written by Gaypiss.
Jesus.
1950 confirmed
Is this Outlast in space?
>jump scare incoming
>>62725187
Then he's a retarded scientist who lacks common sense
1955*
THAT HOLOGRAM ISN'T CAUCASIAN FUCK THIS SHIT SHOW!
Morpheus man's uniform is Nyder as fuck.
>>62725170
I know that feel bro.
Asian is pretty cute t.b.h.
Drones dont work Drones fuck Queens
>>62725251
I thought it reminded me of pic related.
>Terms and Conditions apply
>Sleep dust
This is stupid.
>Mutant sleep dust
no no NO
Holy SHIT what the fuck is going on. Who made this shit up
HOE FUCKING SHIT AND THE EPISODE GOES FULL RETARD
>tfw no opening
That didn't make ANY fucking sense.
>the monsters this episode are eye crusties
What.
>>62725286
The hack known as Gatiss
The more the Doctor explains, the worse it gets.
> PET PET PET
EL COMPRENDE
>this week the doctor and clara has time warped into a low rent shitty sci-fi short written by a hack and published in a magazine
>>62725314
I for one welcome our new showruiner overlord.
>this glados ripoff
The episode gets worse and worse
>"most dust is dead skin" myth
Fuck off Gatiss
>low budget GLaDOS
inb4 "mr sandman" song
lol this glados
>Mr Sandman
>aliens are literal Sand Men
BRAVO
R
A
V
OVARB
PSYCHIC PROJECTIONS OF MORPHEUS USERS SUB-CONSCIENCE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN FUCKING EYE DUST
>eye shit monsters
AND THERE GOES ANOTHER EPISODE
>next season
>varis prime citizens attacked by extremist pudlim faction from the middle estro cluster but not all pudlims are like that and want to live on varis prime in harmony
>Hey, remember the killer dust in the shadows episode?
>I can do it better!!
Mark Gatiss
BRAVO
IT'S THE PUDDINGS! THE PUDDINGS ARE ALIVE AND KILLING PEOPLE!!
2spooky
>>62725406
I knew there'd be problems with infinite rice pudding
>>62725385
>next season
>implying there will be a next season
lmao
This is so not how gravity works
Why are they not shooting again? whats the point in having guns
Calling it now, the scientist who pieced all of this footage together, did so just before he too was gonna die cause the creatures are right outside his room, probably in a message to Earth.
And Tritus/Tritos or whatever is already fucked
>>62725422
m8 it's a show about a time travelling shape shifting alien
Even the underwater episode is better than this shit
The Ancients?
Bring back RTD
r
i
n
g
>>62725437
Suspension of disbelief only applies to the fantastical
RETARDED
E
T
A
R
D
E
D
THEY ARE BAD DREAMS SOLIDIFIED INTO EYE CRUSTIES
Jesus christ, really Gatiss?
Fucking retarded dialogue
Why are we getting shots from Clara's perspective?
Why would you clone a fat woman as a soldier anyway
>>62725440
>anything more ancient than time lords
unless you count "satan" as telling the truth, that episode was and still is retarded like this entire season
>Dead meat
>All meat is dead
>Le sonic specs
Calling it now, the retard is somehow immune to the monsters
Is is more "WE MUST NOT PLAY GOD" Luddite nonsense
Gatiss' episode for series 10 is called Wank No More and its about what happens when you dont fap for a while and your jizz becomes sentient and malevolent
>THEY ARE ALL IN THE MATRIX
>like an infection
>Doctor calling them clever
Based on fucking what? Tritos/Tritus is already using Morpheus, them getting out isn't a problem considering a shitload probably already exist
They don't have helmet cams guys
HE HACKED INTO THEIR DREAMS
When is Doctor going to play his meme guitar?
Are they all in those sleep pods? Is this a dream?
>>62725476
This shit is spooky now :/
>>62725476
I hope we have POV shots of her getting undressed.
>>62725512
>it was all a dream
>remembers exactly what she said 18 minutes ago
What?
>its literally a gooey version of the amnesia monsters
>>62725542
1.8 and it was the only thing she said
>>62725542
1.83, not 18
So wasn't that long anyway
This would have been good if:
>the stupid narration wasn't spliced in
>the camera distortions looked normal, not this stupid 'digital static' kinda thing
>costumes worse than the bubblewrap monster from the sixties
>the fat clone muscle is gay
>>62725551
>>62725555
Oh, my bad then, and nice quads
At least the dustmen look spooky
>blind, deformed blob enemies
>glitching vision
>fucked up station
This episode seriously reminds me of SOMA. Anyone else?
>sand is cameras
>sand
>is
>cameras
CLARAS ALREADY DEAD
>>62725614
Bravo gaypiss.
Its Papa Lazarou
I would have preferred them all to be dreaming over this shit.
Missy?
I hope the next companion isn't as hot because it's really hard to watch this show with a raging erection.
>the children need to feed
what the fuck
calling it now, the cargo is his kid
what the actual fuck even is this nonsense
SUPERIOR DUST
LE TRASHMANS COMING
I can't wait for people to start defending this utter garbage in 5 minutes
>this doesn't make any sense
>someone on reddit actually gave this a 7-8/10
Man let me tell you the future is crazy, flashlights have gotten a lot less practical and the guns they are now pocket sized and work on batteries
>This doesn't make any sense
You said it Doc.
Clara can't leave because she's infected
He's not dead, again.
Asian is in on it.
>>62725557
yes
just shoot them, I now the doctor is anti-gun, but come on
>>62725733
But its the best episode in weeks
>none of this makes any sense
>none of this makes any sense
Gatniss knew this was shit even when writing it
Worst ending ever
This motherfucker is moffat's voice to the audience
He did tell us not to watch.
I'm laughing.
I'm enjoying this a lot more than I expected
Well we were told not to watch it.
>this ending
Simply fucking ebin
Too spoopy
What
What just happened?
oh god, a new comanion
So that wasn't a two parter.
So what even happened?
Episode a shit.
2/10
I have no words for what I just saw
Fucking hell
What the fuck just happened
>next week the doctor and some random black guy go to diagonalley
How does this shit keep getting worse
OH GOD THAT TWIST
I kind of love this actually.
woah, so Rasmussen was a vampire from Buffy?
Did I blink and miss the ending?
van level dark
Maybe I should have listened. He did say not to watch it.
WHERE'S THE ENDING
>>62725837
>based Rigsy
>random black guy
Did you not watch Flatline?
This was almost as good as miracle day
I LITERALLY FELL ASLEEP HALFWAY IN
OK, I didn't understand what was happening. Between POV shots and pitch darkness. Strong contender for dumbest monster concept in Doctor Who.
Loved the twist in the end though.
>>62725844
This
>>62725844
yes it wasn't even a dream in fact nothing happened at all, it was meant to be like the ring were the video infects your eyes until you become mr sandman
Was the Doctor even in this episode?
>>62725759
The chink did and it didn't work
>>62725865
spooky
To be fair, it may have been a bit confusing but it was pretty spoopy
One of Gaypiss' best imho
>>62725826
It is a two parter. Did you not see the dust raven
>>62725880
I don't know how long I dozed off for but I know I missed the deaths of the grunt and the dark skin guy.
so if the video was the problem
then why was the point of the episode
he could have just put it on youtube
To anyone that liked the ending, please use a trip so I can filter your shot opinions forever
that was a shit episode
NOTHING HAPPENED
THE EPISODE
>>62725867
What twist? All I saw was a terrible clunky ending.
>>62725831
>>62725833
In a good or bad way?
Well would you look at that, Doctor Who has a new worst episode.
>episode ends
>people start praising the episode
Every single time
>tfw I had to wipe my eye right at the end>It was a tear of laughter
>>62725915
This episode made me into a dust monster that is way better then being a NEET.
>>62725867
To be fair, it's an interesting concept and scientifically relevant. If you get enough of a build up of excess organic particles over a long enough period abiogenesis might occur. It was dumb that the monsters were sentient and humanoid though. Should've just been mucousey dust that consumes everything unstoppably.
Bring Merlin back t.b.h f.a.m.
>>62725915
It was pretty good famm
So it was all a simulation or something? wtf
>>62725914
Still better than muh forest.
What the fuck did I just watch?!
>>62725922
>Your eyes are now turning to dust manually
So Rasmussen's message got transmitted successfully... the end?
Well alright then.
I'd give that a 6/10. Found footage used pretty well. Sleep monsters are probably the most Doctor Who thing ever to have happened on Doctor Who.
>>62725906
That was the Before the Flood two parter
the preview seemed like a completely unrelated story, whats going on
Fucking
shit
episode
>>62725936
Bring back Atlantis
Bring back Primeval
>>62725958
It's not a two-parter.
Next week is part 2 the dust Raven was the clue.
>>62725958
It's not a two-parter, anon
>>62725865
sleep no more
>>62725941
You watched Gatiss' latest shit episode
So if i've got this right everything other than Shearsmith talking direct to camera was his fanfiction which infects viewers with Morpheus?
Tbh lads I'm up for based Diagon Alley under the iron talon rule of a dictatorial bird next episode.
Best episode of the current run, by far.
Blatant rip-off of the X-Files episode 'Sleepless', though, but good....
>>62725958
It's not a two-parter. This week's episode was a standalone. Yeah I know, shit doesn't make sense.
http://strawpoll.me/6006508
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>>62725950
>So Rasmussen's message got transmitted successfully... the end?
yeah, and then what? are we supposed to believe we'll see these sandmen again somewhere down the line?
Why would a ship 10 centuries into the future be playing mr sandman?
So why do people hate this episode again?
>>62725969
>>62725973
>>62725997
in that case, whats going on? was this genuinely the first episode in all of nu who where doctor who didnt win because of reasons?
RIP Clara
https://youtu.be/5W4ePv6HBdk
monsters made of fucking eye crust
Well, I think this might take the prize as shittiest episode this season.
Nothing happened? And the end? Was there even an ending?
>13 episodes
>1 had to be a stand alone epispde
>>62725998
>no 0 option
If the monsters were made of mucus, why didn't they call them bogeymen?
>>62725985
Yeah. It's a new way of transmitting Morpheus. The lab, the ship was all just a set up so that he could have a video people would watch. Clara and Doc just ended up in the middle of it.
>>62726009
>where doctor who didnt win
>doctor who
Thought it was a good episode, I was cringing a little cause I thought it was gonna be a "lol we were asleep the entire time" episode like that Christmas special but I really didn't see the twist at the end coming must admit.
Next weeks episode looks okay though
>Based Rigsy
>That girl from that really popular TV show about fire and ice melodies.
>The Judoon
Maybe just excited about Rigsy.
>>62726013
Whoa.
I still can't get over how great Capaldi looks in that outfit though. Hell yes red velvet.
best gatiss episode desu
>>62726030
haha nice
>>62726027
It's Doctor Who, every ep is fucking standalone
>>62726027
I was almost concerned that this would be a two-parter. We had got to the 40 minute mark and NOTHING had happened.
>>62726048
you not been watching this seires m8?
>>62726039
I didn't see the Judoon, are the Judoon in it?
>>62725950
>>62725985
Nobody gets infected but the person watching Doctor Who. So it was a meta-terror this week.
Rasmussen's message was I think recorded on the station computer with the intention of being recovered, watched, and then the recoverer sharing it with people and spreading it that way.
Doctor apparently crashed the whole place into the surface of Neptune when he blew up the anti-grav, so probably the only people to ever see Rasmussen's tape are us.
That was my reading of it, anyway.
>>62726033
Was the Doctor even there though?
It's not a proper adventure, The Doctor is just dreaming, same for the next episode.
>>62726013
>her face
What the fuck, did she have a stroke
>>62725938
The entire episode was compiled by the creepy glasses guy (who was actually a dust monster all along). As it turns out, the Sandmen are actually shapeshifters, and they only took the monster form to keep people watching.
The glasses guy put the "neural impulse" of the Morpheus machine (which turns people into Sandmen) into the video's, therefore infecting everyone who watches it.
>>62726027
There's 12 not including the Christmas special and two are stand-alone
>>62719777
Oh damn, nice!
Someone I know keeps trying to get me to Gotham and I've never got round to it. This's probably won me over.
>>62726009
but he wasn't really there is was just a tv show to get you to watch long enough to get sandfected
>>62726024
Its like a philip k dick if he was still alive and had dementia
>>62726073
Yeah, that's how she dies.
You realise the entire point of this episode is that Clara is still dust at the end. So the writers can now just randomly have her fall apart into dust whenever they need her to leave
New thread when, me lads?
This could've been really good if the monster premise wasn't so hilariously ridiculous. Though I guess it was a scary episode for the children watching. Felt like the Doctor was giving children watching a lecture on how sleep is important, and if you secretly stay up after bedtime, eye dust monsters will come out and kill you.
I will say that I liked the ending. Right up Gatiss and Shearsmith's alley. Could've been an episode of Inside No. 9
>>62726063
>Rasmussen's message was I think recorded on the station computer with the intention of being recovered, watched, and then the recoverer sharing it with people and spreading it that way.
Didn't he say he was transmitting it to the entire solar system?
>>62726034
fine, basil then.
>>62726079
but that dont make no sense homey
I'm finding myself unconsciously rubbing my eyes.
>>62726110
Yes, but he got merked by the Geordie-Japanese woman before he finished smacking the touchscreen, so I'd guess nah.
>>62726013
Cyberman getting a handjob from an Ood at 11 seconds.
>>62726125
>but that dont make no sense homey
yes that's the point its meant to be some meta shit but is just shit
So did the grunt and the asian guy die in the fire or something?
Spoopy story for the kids episode. No happy ending and a warning to get a good nights sleep or else.
>>62726063
Did this episode break the 4th wall?
I want to declare it non-canon until next episode references it.
>>62726134
That's because the episode was boring.
Episode was really enjoyable. I had no idea what the fuck was going on, just the way I like it. not 10/10 because it did not have the Doctor at the end basically bumping it all down for us and explaining wtf happened. BASED EYE SHIT MONSTERS
why are all gatiss episodes shit?
New bread
>>62726163
I thought this episode would be good, I thought it would be a load of soldiers given meth to stop them falling to sleep and in the process going bat shit. Turned out none of them were sleep deprived at all and the enemy was eye crap.
2/10 with hype
4/10 standalone
>>62726034
He won in that the video never got transmitted but he didn't know what the real plan was he just flukes a win
>>62726178
No, it didn't break fourth wall because it's found footage.
My nephew and niece both hysterical right now! Ahahahhahahaha!!!!! They're crying to my brother that they're going to die and turn into sand. This is fucking hilarious!
>>62726170
They both died by the monsters.
>>62726170
Like it matters. this was 12's Centre of the Tardis episode.
>>62726134
I know I was about to fall asleep too.
>>62726149
that was in the recording it did not actually happen
>>62726170
they weren't real it was just a story, its meta
>>62726149
But wasn't he doing the final bit of the recording after he got shot? Must've got back up.
I mean, he turned into dust at the end. I don't think he really put himself back together after that.
Also did no one notice the Patrick Troughton reference? "When I say run, run!" It's his catchphrase.
>>62726206
And this is why it's a good episode.
It's supposed to scare retarded children.
That's what Doctor who is all about.
>>62726201
Who found it?
>>62726221
>episode redeemed
>>62726221
Was about to say "stating the obvious", but
>Azeottaff
>>62726009
Who is "Doctor Who"?
>>62726224
The announcer right at the beginning said it was a hide behind the sofa episode. That should have told you everything.
>>62726233
Unseen and uncredited extras.
>>62726233
Me, i found it
>>62726265
Good for you anon.
Now please put it back.
>>62726178
Yes, of course it does. Rasmussen is speaking to You the whole time. Looking down the barrel and saying "Don't watch", or talking about the glitch. He is obviously talking to you while talking to a supposed intergalactic audience too.
Interesting. I'm a bit confused still at it, but in a "confused, but interested" way rather than irritated. Did The Doctor actually prevent the message from being sent? I did'nt pick up on that at all...I just assumed he'd failed to crack the puzzle when he escaped.
>>62726013
guys we haven't had a black guy for a while, lets get a stereotypical london one
>>62726215
No it did happen. The time when Clara said "Is that how you solve everything?" That time. He was sat there trying to broadcast then.
>>62726312
No, the message wasn't sent until after he escaped I think.
>>62726216
Possibly, but he was still trapped on the ship plunging to Neptune. We can assume either he infected the entire universe with sand, or he got exploded just in time.
>>62726312
Who's to say the message was not sent before the station crashed? The doctor basically had an idea what was up which is why he decided to crash the station anyhow.
>>62726338
It was all part of the show it was meta it was just a tv show of a tv show Not a tv show of doctor who, it was all fake
>>62726376
We assume it didn't get out since humanity lived past the date as seen in other episodes.
>>62726374
Pretty sure he said the sand couldn't actually infect people though, and that the spores thing was all BS. Just the electronics/receiving the message converts people.
>>62724330
I had a dream where this happened.