Sorry, sir. We don't carry popped corn. Only pop corn
'scuse me cuz
do u at least carry deez nuts?
>>72031651
we don't allow people to "Carry" in here, no assault weapons allowed :^)
Great thread
>Disney doesn't show new trailer during the Rogue One panel
>shows the BTS sizzle reel 3 times instead
>"ok they'll drop it during the ABC special like what was said originally"
>it's the sizzle reel again
Screw you, Disney. This movie will fail now because of you.
What the FUCK, they said it was gonna be the trailer tonight?
was it ever confirmed we were getting a trailer?
>>72031940
I'm pretty sure Disney said there would be a new trailer. I remember seeing articles saying we were getting one.
>Yes it's true. This woman has no dick.
>Listen! Do you smell something
>(Melissa McCarthy farts)
>I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
>My uncle once said the wage gap did not exist, and was merely the result of men and women choosing different sorts of occupations and working different hours, and that literally paying a woman less for the same work is illegal.
>I'd call that a big yes.
Don't be the mayor from Jaws!
I'M NOT THE THE MAYOR FROM JAWS, DON'T YOU DAREALLY CALL ME THAT!
Misunderstood comedian or autistic genius?
sup mellow
you're being a real narc right now
Misunderstood artistic genius
>2 episodes in
>will this get gud soon or have i been memed again?
>zombie
>fully conscious and aware
>has a personality
>seemingly not undead in any way
its a fucking vampire
>>72031242
If you don't like it, don't watch. No it doesn't suddenly change from how it was in the beginning.
We like it. It's not a meme, you're allowed to not like things we like. It's probably a good thing, because it means you can spend less time wasting time with us on /tv/, and more time doing a bit of self-reflection and figuring out why you are such a mindless sheep of a man.
>>72031291
She is literally a vampire who feeds on brains instead of blood. She has almost none of the negatives of being a zombie. It's silly, but it is what it is.
This initially made me stop watching the show by the way.
Why does every positive """""review""""" of this shit flick shoehorn "funny" into every fucking sentence?
Because it's a comedy movie.
Come on now, shitpost better than that.
So many reviews are like 'The gags are generic, the action scenes are boring... but the cast is perfect!#
>Everything about the movie is complete shit, but I want people to like it. I know, I'll say it's "fun"
Internet reviewers have used this retarded tactic for years
actors with awful lives
>>72030910
>that girl looks straight at his dink
>>72030910
Jesus... I am by no means a fan of this guy... but damn... this legitimately made me shed a tear. How the hell doesn't he kill himself?? This seems awful. I hope he can find an obese, mentally retarded ogre, so that he can be happy like me.
> It's a "Les Stroud needs to be rescued because his location is too dangerous to survive in" episode.
So like 2 out of 50
God that show was so fucking good. What a man. Then Bear came along and climbed a few waterfalls and everyone forgot.
>>72031178
Yeah fuck Bear
>I'm here with a camera crew and a medical team just out of frame, watch me suck on elephant shit
Meanwhile Les was hauling a few dozen pounds of camera gear by himself, through the Amazon jungle, at night, while a fucking panther was stalking him
So we can all agree that this is the best animated movie of 2016?
Does anything yet have a chance to surpass it before the year is out?
Its only competition is Finding Dory, the Pets movie, and another Ice Age. It being half-decent puts it far ahead of everything else by a wide margin.
Frozen
>>72030773
And the Angry Bird movie, which was way funnier and entertaining.
Essential Samurai-kino?
I am about to watch pic related, which I hear is pretty good.
>>72030719
just shut up and watch that it's a lot of fun. the sequel Sanjuro is good too.
>>72030755
I'll get that too then. Didn't know there was a sequel, thank anon.
Anything else?
Pretty much anything with Mifune is good
Hey.
mommy's feet are naked
>>72030636
Is that chair me?
Mommy needs Her feets licked clean.
>You're at the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass and steals your scooby snacks
What do you do?
>>72030488
Watch him swooce right inswoooooce
hey ur pretty big
I slap his ass and say good game.
Apologize
I never doubted.
>>72030397
Not yet.
And I still think it's gonna be one of those absolutely interchangeable summer action flicks that might pack a bunch of kicks and keks but are ultimately forgettable.
In other words: I think it might as well be a fun movie. I just doubt that it will be a good STAR TREK movie.
>making Kirk an admiral when he's like 26
Fuck this movie.
>he buys full priced blurays of old movies that were filmed using cameras before HD was even a thing
>he watches yifi rips of new movies that were filmed in 4k on his phone.
>>72030359
I still wonder how Dancer in the Dark got a Blu ray release.
>>72030359
>using cameras before HD was even a thing
you dont understand the words you're using
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. It all started on July 15, 2016.
YES YES ERDOGAN WELL DONE WELL DONE
HOWEVER
Top meme brother xD
He flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
