>"You're not just Peter Parker, you're The Amazing Spider-Man 2™!"
I honestly left the cinema. What was Webb thinking?
>directed by Marc Webb
Set the theater on fire right then
>>71232626
>what corporate stooge should get to direct Spider-Man? Not that we'll let him do anything without our interference anyways
>I got a guy named Webb
>hire him
>>71232626
Not as jarring as the pegging scene honestly. No idea how that even made it into the movie.
Just binge watched both movies for the first time. The first one is great, will definetely buy the bluray later, a classic, but the second one is so fucking dogshit, apart from Eva Green's tits, why did they make it?
>>71232595
>why did they make it?
$$$
>>71232867
This.
Also why does Eva pick shit movies to starred in I mean between this and sin city 2.
>>71232595
>greenscreen: the movie
Was Voldemort a virgin?
I'm betting he was getting a bit of that Lestrange if you know what i'm sayin
It's highly implied that he was molesting Wormtail.
>>71232598
Nah. I bet he fucked that one malfoy guys wife.
No one else is watching this??? On Disney Channel.
>>71232516
I don't know how you could be the original. I'm boycotting.
>>71232516
I love the original, so I'm not sure if I should...
>>71232531
>>71232552
They took a complete different approach with it. It's not horrible so far. You can still catch up, it's only 23 minutes in.
Babe?
Uh, you don't get to herd sheep
I like how he only ever calls him "pig"
I wanna rewatch this but I just saw it a month ago
>>71232291
a gunstar with a deathblossom would beat both tbqhfamily
>>71232291
star trek is better.
>>71232291
I think SW would win just because they seem to have lots of different ships with more diversified roles than in ST.
What's your favorite Tom Cruise movie, /tv/?
Also Tom Cruise Appreciation Thread
>>71232149
>le white savior the movie
How can one man be so based?
First of, thanks to the anons who hyped me to watch it yesterday. I've had this movie for a long while, but never took the time to watch it. Thanks for talking me into it.
Now excuse moi while I say everything great about this movie that you certainly already know:
>Edgy plot without edgy bullshit that would make it Reddit tier
>No pseudo-intelectualism during the film where they talk a lot of unnecessary shit
>Only one track in the whole movie because the setting is so consistent that there is no need for another tune
>No stupid exposition because Carpenter assumes his audience is not stupid
>One liners that work
>No soundtracks on fights and no quiping whatsoever
>No humour in the movie, but it's not dark either
>Those plot twists!
>That cut in the romance part
>Based black guy is not a token nigger and is actually the most believable character in the whole story, not wanting to have anything to do with the crazy psychotic killer with his glasses
>Gorgeous alley fight scene
>Kick ass. Buble gum.
>"Fuck you, critics" scene at the end
>That final shot scene
This is like Terminator, but better!
Recommend me my next Carpenter movie, please, based anons.
Assault on Precinct 13 or The Thing if you've been living under a rock.
For me, They Live has always been a movie where the whole is worth less than the sum of it's parts.
The movie's pacing is off, if you ask me. But there's plenty of great scenes strung along it.
>>71232216
Thanks, anon. Believe or not, there is so much to catch up! Believe it or not, only watched the first two Terminators this years, haven't watched Die Hard yet, or any of the 80s movies. I've been watching the wrong generation of movies.
I always thought Josh was called The Wizard because he is a virgin. Am I wrong?
>>71232043
He's old.
He must have been called Wizard before that Japanese animu made "Still virgin at age 30 --> turns into wizard" thing a meme.
>>71232043
http://redlettermedia.wikia.com/wiki/Josh_Davis
>Otherwise, known as "The Beard Guy," "Wizard," "Cuck," or Tertiary Character 2.
>He appeared and judged in many of the "Best of the Worst," and had his 15 seconds of fame when he appeared as the secondary character of a 5 minute long April fools joke. David (? or was it Danny) has also done a few skits on "Hag In the Bath" that I don't remember.
>That's really all there is to say about him.
>balding
>glasses
>beard
>overweight
I swear any time a person checks all four of these boxes they're a gargantuan pinko bitch.
What the FUCK was her problem?
>>71232018
I would be pissed the fuck off too if I were a fat ugly black woman living in poverty.
No really, that's about objectively the worst life I can think of outside of just being an out and out starving third worlder.
Not even /pol/ posting either, I think the point of the character was to convey just how much bad life circumstances can fuck a person into being a deranged asshole.
>>71232018
Whatever happened to Monique anyway she was the go-to sassy black woman in movies.
>>71232072
Pretty much summed it up. Her upbringing and bad hand she was dealt turned her into a total fucking cunt.
Monique deserved the fuck out of her Academy Award.
ok, which one of you fucktards works for rotten tomatoes?
>>71231978
>best and worst
Which is he?
>>71231995
the worst, the even say he gets throw out of the plane.
no respect
>>71232398
That is not a fair comparison, all other agents weren't facing big guys
club dubya
>it's a Bill can't read episode
The Patriots TAAAAAM BRRAAAAADEEEEEEE
>it's a thetrackr.com tells bill to spell out the url and he spells out t-h-e-tracker dot com
I wonder if they've yelled at him for constantly getting the website wrong.
>>71231922
Model?
Moe-del?
Did anyone else think Bart Sells His Soul was kind of fucked up?
>>71231867
It was a great episode. Let me guess, you're one of the redditors who has infected this board that hates anything that deals with the very idea of a soul?
>>71231867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oRhcrkE9pA
Never watched any of the S1 episodes, but this scene, in addition to the unusual voice acting and animation, looks like something out of a bad dream.
>>71231867
That sodie was definitely too cold.
http://squadyourself.suicidesquad.com/#/
go on /tv/, show everyone how much you can make your mom's freak
>>71231681
Your mom's a freak in bed
>>71231699
so is your dad
If I want to watch my mom freak I'll stick my dick in her ass again, you commie faggot.
What does /tv/ make of the recent rumor making the rounds?>Negan goes Gallagher on Glenn's head as expected
>Abe goes berserk, tackles Negan, and starts pummeling him
>Negan's men pull Abe off and beat the shit out of him
>Negan calls his men off, helps Abe up, and tells him "I knew you had guts" (probably a nod to when Abe stared him down at the lineup)
>stabs him in the stomach out of frame and guts him
>"And there they are." (cheesy, but it wouldn't be the first cheesy comic line they made it into the show)
>Abe avoided his death by Dwight but just got ended up taking an early remix of Spencer's
Glenn and Abe's actors are almost complete no-shows for the filming of the first 4–5 episodes while almost everyone else has been spotted, and they've been out of state or even the country while filming is going on. There's also a leaked casting call for a dream sequence that requires mixed race babies that heavily implies it's a "what if" scenario for Glenn/Maggie and Abe/Sasha starting families.
It's impossible to confirm because AMC has literally threatened to sue TSDF if they post any credible leaks, and they're the only reliable source who've almost always been right.
I agree with the fact that they'll probably kill two.
>>71231667
>It's impossible to confirm because AMC has literally threatened to sue TSDF if they post any credible leaks
I don't want to lower the tone with faggy politics, but I don't understand the overwhelming assrage at AMC for that. Fuck spoilers and fuck paparazi. There's never even a justification for SpoilingMemes defense beyond "w-well UGH AMC let us fuck with them while filming for 6 seasons prior! gawd FUCK THEM! I deserve to know EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW!"
>>71231667
It seems unlikely to me since Kirkman admitted that he thinks killing Abe was a mistake which is why they kept him alive in the show. Seems stupid to replace his death with the fat chick just to kill him 5 episodes later.
