ITT: Things plebs say
>literally nothing happens
>>71433991
>Ahahahahaha
At a "comedy" movie.
>BvS isn't the capekino we've all been waiting for
>at least it was better than the prequels
How can one man be so strict yet so charming?
How do I become that?
Like this wonderful man
>>71433472
Tough but fair
>>71433472
Be good at what you do.
NO OIL IN THE WATER! THAT'S WHY YOUR FUCKING PASTA STUCK TOGETHER YOU CUNT.
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ok so, everything turned out perfect. Is this the end of Silicon Valley?
No now they're just making a cool video call app.
Which is a waste of their product.
>>71433505
isnt season 4 happening?
sad to see pied piper die though
>>71433505
>Which is a waste of their product.
why?
you'll get more users by making a better skype, than by making a shittier version of dropbox or whatever he tried doing there.
What did they mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHSkahIFDF4
>>71432458
>I could be lifting right now
>>71432458
Based Cameron
>tfw Cameron still hasn't shown us any new content for Avatar 2
>Peeps? It's a fuckin nickname! The family name is Peparelli!
AHGAWBAGOO
Fuckin Jason. He's dyslexic.
>>71430521
>Wuzzat gotta do with it?!
Post your cute Melisandre pictures
>>71430026
VAGUE
>>71430026
i got u senpai
>so here's Margot Robbie in a bathtub to explain
Oh, no.
this movie was such shit
can't believe it got nominated for anything
>25
How?
>>71429730
She is so fucking hot
Why do people act like Cersei won? Sure she killed the High Sparrow but seriously look at this face, it's the face of a broken woman. She literally has no legacy, no loved ones and more enemies than she can count. Being Queen is literally meanlingless for her. On a scale from 1 to 10 how fucked is Cersei. I mean think about it, what's the point of having a ruler without any heirs.
>>71427728
SPOILERSSS GET OUTTTTT
>>71427728
All women want to rule shit, pluse she already knew all her sons would die because a gypsy told her so. She also has her own personal Jason so thats pretty fucking sweet. Oh and that new shoulder thingys turn me on.
Maybe she'll go attack dorne and finally avenge her daughter
If Zac Effron was 6'3" would he be a better candidate to play Superman than Henry Cavill?
Also what else would you cast Zac Effron as if he was not a manlet?
>>71427664
>litteraly painted on muscles
>>71427680
Nah he's been known for unusually good muscle genes for ages
>>71427680
Effron has literally perfect muscle insertions. He could go full Frank Zane if he devoted himself. God tier body - too bad he's like 5'7". Ayy
Huh...really makes you think.
Rape empowers women.
It's 2016 shitscum.
>Consenual medieval sex makes us stronger
Okay then
But seriously only ONE of those would classify as rape in modern day law... do you know which one?
Movies released after 2010 that you've watched more than twice.
>>71426703
TFA.
Once with my girlfriend and once with her son.
>>71426712
cuck
Drive
How should she die? Answers have to somewhat make sense.
>>71426643
Diabetes.
>>71426643
Massive coronary.
>>71426643
Euron's cock
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ITT: essential nightcorecan you fambros recommend me some movies like Eyes Wide Shut, where an "everyman" goes on a strange journey or odyssey looking for something and gets in over his head?
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i was excited when i read "nightcore" because i assumed you meant movies that took place mostly at night and i thought i'd get to recommend Walter Hill's THE DRIVER. but i guess i can't now.
>>71424851
OH SHIT NIGGER HERE'S THE OFFICIAL /tv/ NIGHTCORE LIST
Collateral
The Third Man
Nightcrawler
Heat
Thief
John Wick(?)
After Hours
Fallen Angels
Chungking Express
In The Mood For Love
Un Homme Qui Dort
Bringing Out The Dead
Night On Earth
Tchoupitoulas
Dark City
The Crow
Night and The City
Two Men In Manhattan
Drive
Only God Forgives
Eyes Wide Shut
Blade Runner
L.A. Confidential
The Lookout
Shame
Only Lovers Left Alive
Naked (Mike Leigh)
Terminator 1
Irreversible
The Warriors
Sin City
Fight Club (?)
Die Hard
Shadows And Fog
Midnight In Paris
Locke
Strange Days
Escape From New York
Lost In Translation
Enter The VoidNote: This List is a continuing work in progress. Any recommendations are highly encouraged.
>>71424851
Nightcore?
>So you guys like Lyanna Mormont... Noted.
GRRM just tweeted this.
What will he do to the bear loli?
;_;
>"guys I'm going to do something in the books now about her hahah, remember the books? It's almost out...any day now!"
That's what he meant
>>71424639
We'll find her shitting water at dawn.
>>71424639
Rape
But reverse rape
My name is Michael Weston. I used to be a spy.
>Standard operating procedure for shitposting is to insult their waifu
>one of the best ways to destroy a thread is to adopt a tripcode
Give me some everyday spy tips.
When you're a spy, you'll eventually have to shit in a dumpster. You've got a few options. You could squat on the edge, but then you'll probably fall in. You could get right inside, but then you'll smell like shit AND garbage. What you want to do is use the corner like a toilet seat. Try to find something clean to sit on, like a piece of cardboard. And when it comes to wiping, just remember: There's a reason the Arabs consider the left hand to be unclean.
>>71424743
A nice late night chuckle
Have a (You)
Was Michaelposting ever a thing?
