What are some genuinely scary horror movies? I've never been truly terrified during a movie before, I'd like suggestions. I want to shit myself.
descent, session 9, misery
So tell me /tv/, what's the most realistic way of breaking into the movie buisness? I want to be a director but I have no idea how to get there because I'm a 25 year old neet beta faggot. How do I into movies?
Are you Jewish?
>>71411032
No.
Be born into a well-connected family, be born into a wealthy family and buy your way into a well-connected art college, or be poor and unknown and hope you get lucky and get onto a set then kiss ass for 20-30 years until you get handed some shifty script and a few hundred thousand dollars.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_the_Roundtable:_King_Arthur
>Aiden Gillen as Goosefat Bill Wilson
>>71410954
was reposting part of your plan?
>Like Littlefinger, Goosefat Bill is an ancient ancestor of CIA, dating back to 5th century England in the time of Arthurian legend. He will be portrayed by Aidan Gillen in the upcoming film Knights of the Roundtable: King Arthur, set for release in July 2016.
>>71411015
OF COURSH :^)
How does this go again, also:
>man of spiders thread
Man of Spiders, Man of spiders, whatever a spider does he can. Spin a web of any quantity, Thieves are trapped like fly, Look out, the man of spiders is approaching
Is he strong? Listen comrade, he has Chernobyl blood. Upon a thread, does he swing? Observe overhead, you will see
In the chill of night at scene of crime, like an agent of KGB he arrives just in time
Man of Spiders, Man of Spiders, benevolent district man of spiders. Surplus rations and state recognition ignored by him. Action is his bread.
To him, great big bang up is life, Where hang up is found Man of Spiders will appear
>>71410841
>That scene where Peter comes home to find a bunch of polaroid pictures of Aunt May sleeping
>They all say "Rent?" on the bottom
Holy shit, Mr. Ditkovich scared the fuck out of me when I was a kid
Confess. Confess.
SHAME. SHAME.
She'd make a good carol danvers
>>71410751
She's a big girl.
>>71410835
Not for Mountain.
best horror ever?
Barely a horror movie. More of a memesthetics work.
>>71410827
Aesthetics:
>Aesthetics is the branch of philosophy concerned with the nature and appreciation of art, beauty and good taste. It has also been defined as "critical reflection on art, culture and nature".
Meme:
an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
that's a pretty good review desu. My gf suggested we watch it, and I really enjoyed it. As far as 'horror' as art is concerned this probably did it the best.
This was my favorite film but Neon Demon renders it pretty obsolete 2bh. I threw away my Suspiria Blu Ray as soon as I got back from the cinema.
Just a little question poll.
Here's the poll http://www.strawpoll.me/10615417
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71410688
Sweet Jesus that looks stupid.
no web-backpack. they are ashamed of the source material.
BvS's UC special features got me pumped up for the DCEU's future.
Why do some people want to bury it when it's inevitable?
>>71410641
The only people that are burying the DCEU are the people in it....
....
>shrugs
What is up with this movie?
It's a good movie. Probably not up your alley.
>>71410637
>movie
That's kino kido
Try hard attempt at meta
I made my parents disappear! Buzz is gonna flip!
MOM'S
All this burgling is gonna getcha hurt.
>>71410614
Someone needs to make a Marv Joker
Has anyone seen the Danish film Nightwatch?
What did you think of it?
Also Scandanavian Films General
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PPs4kubU04
>>71410560
Enough with the GoT threads
I've only seen the Russian night watch. And I approve of it
>>71410560
Yes, and it was pretty scary too. You should check out Sidste Time and Villmark.
>it's a Piper becomes leader of the Aryan Brotherhood episode
What did he mean by this?
This board isn't the place for that SJW crap.
>it's a Judy King has a threesome with Yoga Jones and Luschek episode
>it's a Crazy Eyes kidnaps and murders a child episode
>it's a Healy almost walks into the ocean episode
>it's a nun hides a phone in her vagina episode
>it's a race riot episode
How will they top this in season 5?
>fighting Germany was a mistake
What did he mean by this?
>>71410482
He was anti-communist. He married a shoe heiress who filled with anti-Semitic and anti-Italian ideas. The Russians were allies and the army brass went apeshit when Patton blasted them. There are people who believe his fatal car accident was staged.
>*slap*
What did he mean by this?
Wrong time.
All hail green oval.
nobody on /tv/ remembers this sorry
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