Did anyone go see the Extended Edition last night? Fuck it was good.
>>61772235
>liking the hobbit
The whole hobbit series was just a fucking embarassment
You could tell jackson was in it for the money, fuck that.
Not to mention the CGI in tBotFA was shit tier, it looked like a vidya game with anti-aliasing turned off
>>61772235
Literally the only good part of the movie was when dwarves and elves teamed up to fuck bitches up
This show's on life support.
>>61771955
No, it's fucking hilarious.
>>61771955
> this show is the best thing on air right now
ftfy
>this chan's on life support.
Fixed that for you cuck.
Hey /tv/, good movie and all but how the fuck did this win Best Picture over Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction?
Who the hell cares?
Because it appealed to the old men that make up the Academy just like any other winner. It's not about artistic value.
Cuck agenda
They were all actually cuckold movies, but this one was the best one.
When will they make The Lord of the Rings 2?
When JJ is free to direct it.
I nominate Chris Prat for Eragon, and Nick Offerman for Gandalfini, and Amy Schumer for Lego-lass. I'm just hoping it can be half as good as Guardians of the Galaxy because the first lord of the rings wasn't .
What are you talking about? The Hobbit was a great sequel.
We had a huge Spectre theme hate thread yesterday. So I ask you: What song or artist would you prefer? This was my suggestion since it already has the proper Bond progression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ZDBddRXFA
That's a terrible suggestion, bitch nigga.
>>61771157
Live and Let Die, the last great Bond track.
>>61771248
I don't see yours
I GOT YOU FOR 3 MINUTES......3 MINUTES OF MEME TIME!
nice beard did ur hetrosexual wife groom it for u
>>61771045
Bone saw
NICE COSTUME
DID YOUR HUSBAND MAKE IT4U
Pray to god you don't drop that shit.
>>61770820
THE CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION
>>61770820
LITERALLY THE SAME THREADS EVERY SINGLE DAY. GOD BLESS YOU /tv/
>>61770820
Take a picture with a midget holding these balloons!
Opinions on this goofy looking motherfucker?
I think it's great he's managed to find success despite being such an ugly motherfucker. Much like Seth MacFarlane.
I liked him in Honey I Shrunk the Kids.
He really looks like Abrahams in that picture
is jerry a cuck?
>>61769741
if it's hereditary, then yeah
>>61769773
this tbh
Who's more beta, Harry Kim or Lt. Broccoli?
Kim would never have the balls to take over the ship.
Kim.
Kim may have gotten space-clunge on occasion but he always fell in love and acted the giant pussy.
He also never got fucking promoted the entire time.
Reg at least was a Lt.
Furthermore. Reg was normal on the holodeck. Kim was always a beta. If Reg could figure out how to unlock his alpha side in the real world, he'd be a total boss all day. There's no helping Kim.
Future Kim was pretty tight though.
>>61769318
Broccoli fucks holograms
Kim wants to fuck a hologram but then gets cucked by Tuvok who fucks the hologram instead
Not even a contest.
DO NOUGHT GO GENDTHY INDO THDIS GREAHT NIGUHT
RAEVE
RAHVE AGENDST THA DIEYNG OF THE LIGHT
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>>61769284
CRISH WHYAH WE VILMUN OLL MAH SAYNS FUST?
rip
It opens on a still desert shot, something comes into frame, a spinning tie fighter, and crashes in front of the camera, parts of it on fire.
Finn is panicked, same shot from first teaser only this time it circles all the way around to the burning tie before cutting out. Rey asks Finn if he's one of them. "One of them?!" He says angrily as shots of the night attack and villagers dying at Kylo Ren's hand are shown while Phasma coolly surveys the destruction (my favorite shot of the trailer besides the final one) during this time Finn goes on about how they murder innocent people all in an unquenchable thirst for power.
"I'm nothing like them" he says, as the music swells and letters appear saying "This Christmas" Han and Chewie sit in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon and Han says "I sure missed this pal" to which Chewie roaringly agrees but strange fighters fire at them and Han says "Could do without this part though"
Cuts to a temple structure then quick cut to Rey Han Chewie Finn and BB8 walking as the pirate aliens all eye them. One bothers Finn and he uses the blue lightsaber to lop his arm off. "I know that blade" says Han as the music grows serious.
Female voiceover explains it was the blade of a great warrior lost in a duel in a city in the clouds while images of legions of stormtroopers mobilize on a snowy world and General Hux stands addressing them "Today, the galaxy will know the might of our FIrst Order!"
The following are quick cut scenes not related to eachother TIes fly, Kylo Ren kneels, Phasma nods at Hux "Only the owner of this weapon can stop the darkness from spreading" says the female voiceover. Finn asks whose it was and in a blue lit room Han says "Luke"
Text on black screen says "You will return"
Rey in the forest looking up in fear "Don't be afraid..." Says a voiceover, definitely Kylo as Rey turns to run and screams as Kylo comes out of the forest and seizes her with the force cut to panicked looking Finn addressing Leia in what looks like a control room "there were whispers of a planet, that wasn't a planet, but a weapon"
Rey suspended in dark room as Kylo Ren seen from behind "You don't remember"
Poe says that the only unaccounted coordinates he collected must be where the weapon is.
"We'll hit them with everything we've got" he says
Text on screen reads "To a galaxy far far away...."
Things get quick here. Various dogfights, crashing Star Destroyers, Finn deflecting lasers Han and Chewie ducking under a structure returning fire Hux screaming angrily Kylo Ren unmasked and emotionless, Rey smacking a guavian enforcer with her staff, BB-8 rolling fast as he can from scavengers on Jakku, An alien I think is Max Kanata in the same blue lit room, an Alien XWing pilot is engulfed in flames as his XWing explodes, Finn at the turret of the falcon struggling to hit Tie fighters, landers landing on Jakku, Phasma and Finn in a hangar, Poe sneaking around an imperial complex at night on Jakku, Walkers on the snow planet, a temple in the jungle crumbling under green laser fire, close up Chewie angrily roaring at night as snow flurries and finally the shot of Kylo igniting his blade and Finn responding by igniting his back.
Black screen.
"There's been an awakening"
Dark scene lots of red and purple lightsaber lit afar as something burns on the middle . A green one ignites up close and illuminates a hooded figure.
"Have you felt it?"
STAR WARS
THE FORCE AWAKENS
Thought I could be patient for this film.
Nope.
Holy slutballz this is going to bring down the internet.
ITT: Scenes that trigger /pol/
http://youtu.be/a3uqv0eP7Tg
>>61768862
I don't see how this is anti-/pol/
It portrays jews as savage beasts and the nazis as soldiers just doing their job
I think it is you who got triggered by something on /pol/. Go on, ask mummy to chase away the monster.
>>61768893
>Nazis dindu nuffin they was good boys just doing their job and shit
>It's pronounced boo-kay
OH NICE
OH SHERRRRRIDANNNN
>>61768850
I'M OFF TO SEE THE VICAR
http://deadline.com/2015/10/die-hard-6-len-wiseman-lorenzo-dibonaventura-bruce-willis-prequel-1201582142/
>I’m told that Wiseman and di Bonaventura are now looking for a screenwriter to script a reinvention of the venerable action series, one that is sort of a prequel while still leaving room for Willis to play McClane as well. Basically, he’ll bookend a story line that will be set much of the action in 1979, when McClane was a cop in gritty New York City and showing how he became a die hard kind of guy.
The first Die Hard was good because the main character was a normal guy. A prequel that shows him doing cool action stuff in the past will retroactively ruin the first film.
>>61768813
What's that OP? a prequel TRILOGY you say?
>>61768813
DIE HARD 1: 8.5/10
DIE HARD 2: 7.2/10
DIE HARD 3: 8.6/10
DIE HARD 4: 8.2/10
DIE HARD 5: 4.2/10
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeechnically there's already a prequel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Detective_(1968_film)
