>Film's title not showing up in the first 3 minutes
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>Film's title not spoken by any character
>opening credits
>watch major episode of TV show
>intro starts halfway through the episode
It's.... all over the shop. It is a mess and a half of a film.
> First, the Theme tune.
Rubbish. Can't hum it, can't remember it, can't sing it. Worst theme tune since Duran Duran's 'View to a Kill'.
> Second, the Title.
Rubbish. There is an organization in the film named Spectre, which we never learn anything about beyond "These are some really bad guys who do bad things in sharp suits." Which only seems to be there to introduce Blofeld, who only seems to be there to make visual references to older Bond films and could frankly have been completely cut out of the film without missing a beat
>>62943043
> What's the story?
We all sat there at the end thinking the same thing.
> "Do I not know what's going on because it's incomprehensibly told, or because I just don't care?"
The interesting thing here is that everything up until the introduction of Blofeld is a tight thrill ride, but when we get to the rewrites you can feel the whole ride slowing down to a crawl and after a certain point I simply stopped caring. Nothing happening had any consequences, none of Blofeld's backstory or motivations made any sense and in the end it's finally revealed that nobody has any character arc of any kind. Nothing changes. Nothing sticks.
>>62943054
> Violence?
There's no pain. What made Casino Royal work was that it HURT. Those fight sequences hurt. Those wounds stayed with Bond throughout the film and eventually hospitalized him for weeks. There was a very tense few minutes in the film wherein you're genuinely concerned that Bond might have had his testicles irreparably damaged. You felt like people where losing things, but not in Spectre.
On more than one occasion characters are inches away from massive explosions which they all seem to walk away from without incident. It doesn't hurt. There's no results from any of the action. It's like watching TeleTubbies bouncing around a padded room because in the end nobody ever gets hurt.
>>62943043
>>62943054
This is a fabrication, he loved it, and he loves Skyfall too.
have you ever walked out of the theater, because the movie was so bad, /tv/? which movie was it?
if not list a movie you watched that was so bad that you would have walked out.
I have to say that it would take a lot for me to miss out on somethig that might get better and I paid for, but if I would have watched epandables 3 in the theater, I would have left at some point
ATHF the movie
Some shitty horror movie about a gator in africa
>>62943218
never even heard of it, googled it, looks awful. why did you go in there in the first place?
Prometheus
Intouchables
What went wrong?
She didn't make me her bf.
bitch looks like a picasso
her jaw kept growing sideways
>you can have any brew you want...as long it's a Corona™
What did he mean by this?
I went on a 26-day Corona binge after watching this scene. I didn't even finish the movie
bullshit, total fucking bullshit.
>>62942699
>tfw no lime
Remember when a bunch of uncultured swines in Boston thought these were bombs?
>>62942633
Remember when a bunch of 14 year old fedoras thought it was funny?
remember that time we were high as shit watching ATHF at like 2am eating fruit loops
>>62942650
Yes.
characters that literally did a lot wrong
>pic related, what a dumb cunt
>>62942565
I loved they cast someone who looked like an actual whore and was an actual whore too.
>>62942565
The mother of burgers.
As a german I cringe everytime that bitch is on screen. The accent is unbearable.
This was really good. I don't know why everyone hated it.
Dude hindsight lmao
>>62942550
It's a fairly even-handed biopic though. Dick Cheney and George Tenent are the only objective cocks portrayed.
Because it's saying nothing while saying it very loudly.
It has no reason to exist, it's a TV movie with an overqualified cast.
After the role of a lifetime, I've been busy.
Xbox, send me a Big Mac.
"busy"
xbox buy me better clothes
Tell me there aren't any non-trans, straight men who watch this crap.
>>62942291
Tried watching it a couple times for fap material. Surprisingly sparse for an HBO show about a bunch of old sluts.
what the fuck is that thing in the black dress
>>62942537
A horse.
AHHHHHH GIVE MY LIGHTSABER TO MY SON WHEN HE'S OLD ENOUGH
OKAY ANAKIN YOU WERE A GOOD FRIEND FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW
>mfw he says that the opression of the sith will never return
>>62942267
Why didn't Dindu use the high ground there?
TV shows like Utopia?
>>62942021
Ask Reddit.
>>62942021
Utopia
>>62942056
UTOPIA ISNT REDDIT YOU FUCKING NORMIE
what happened to his cat?
>>62941972
Probably owns an automatic feeder, also it's a cat, way more self-sufficient than most pets.
Best comfy movie ever
>"What do you need for the shoot?"
>"We need the most retarded cat you can find"
>"I know just the cat..."
Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!
Did he mean he wanted to pleasure her in the position of doggy style ?
>>62942009
I don't know. You tell me
>>62942325
Yes, with that face you definitely want to take her from behind
This movie sucked ass.
Is there any reason to watch the rest of these?
>>62941686
Yeah, Evil Dead 2 brings more focus on the Ash character making him less of a punk and more of a hero
Not if you didn't like the first at all
evil dead 2 is the same exact movie.
army of darkness is different but very referential.
you're a pleb with sit taste though, just quit now.
