An absolute masterpiece.
The giraffe scene was explicit and unnecessary.
>muh "he wrote"
>>62960368
Asians please explain what these cats are and why you have them everywhere
this was surprisingly great
this movie is what epileptic people use to die pleasantly
>>62960145
A visual marvel.
>>62960611
Pretty accurate desu
the wachowskis movies after matrix 1 being bad meme needs to die already
>2 bombs in a row
is he done?
The Night Before crashed?
I thought DUDE WEED LMAO was still popular?
Nah m8. I'm sure this unlikable faggot will bounce back somehow.
>>62960695
>unlikable faggot
How is he unlikable?
Luke Cage Appreciation Thread
>Louis CK steps on stage
>his appearance is dishevelled, beard unkempt, clothes tattered, skin paler than usual
>dark bags droop beneath his sunken, dead eyes
>the crowd cheers as he slowly limps to the microphone
>he grasps it with a trembling hand
>"L-Lit..."
>the crowd is on the edge of their seats
>"Little..." CK barely audibly whispers
>a pair of size thirteen jordans lands on stage
>"Oh God I can't do this anymore"
>Louis runs off stage sobbing
>the crowd is still, silence broken only by an indistinct "dayum" in the back
>"I guess that's that"
>the crowd begins getting up from their seats and leaving the auditorium single-file
>a faint bongo drumming is heard in the distance
>the crowd looks behind them at the stage
>the drumming becomes louder and more discernible
>a lone negro sits back down in his seat
>suddenly the curtains burst open
>"OOGA BOOGA"
>an entirely naked, oiled up Louis CK somersaults on-stage
>"TEENY WEENY WHITE PEENIES"
>the audience roars in excitement and begins rushing back to their seats
>"HEYOOOO DID SOMEBODY SAY BIG BLACK COCKS?"
>multiple audience members are trampled to death in the stampede
>"NIGGER DICK NIGGER DICK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER DICK"
>the audience desperately tries climbing over the stacks of limp bodies at the entrance door
>Louis CK starts rolling around on the floor while screaming incoherently
>"HOWDY HOWDY ROWDY BUCKS"
>Tupac's hologram appears on stage and begins performing his new single
>"WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS"
>the surviving members of the audience begin rapping along with him
>Louis CK is frothing at the mouth while rolling around
>Neil Degrasse Tyson takes his shirt off and starts beating his chest
>in the far south, a white supremacist cartoonist in a cowboy hat suddenly wakes up from a fitful sleep
>"I sense... a disturbance."
BIG
Anyone else was impressed by how big he seemed during the bar fight?
GLENN IS ALIVE
>GLENN IS ALIVE
GLENN IS ALIVE
>GLENN IS ALIVE
GLENN IS ALIVE
>GLENN IS ALIVE
GLENN IS ALIVE
>GLENN IS ALIVE
GLENN IS ALIVE
not for long tho
>before the bump limit
also stop with this official shit, nothing about your shitposts are official
QUICK POST YOUR SNACKS
Sebastian Shaw was 78 at the time of RotJ. minus 4 years 74 at new hope.
Alec Guiness was 63 at the time of a new hope.
Just saying, even factoring in the effect that being on the dark side has on the body...Shaw makes Vader seem much older than Obi Wan. I always felt this way when after seeing Vader, thinking...hmm he just looks too old.
No one cares what you think.
Also food for thought Annie looks like Shaw now, so if somehow the burning of Vader was all a ruse to destroy a symbol of oppression for the galaxy and Vader is still alive, (cus come on its not that far fetched) I think he probably could play the role and redeem himself as an actor (and also as a force for the light side)
kind of like how there was a ruse at Jabba's at the beginning of ep 6 and Luke was all dark and shadowy etc etc
>>62959695
It's fact though
Most underrated movie of all time. This should be up there with all the other classic of sci-fi and should be available on blu-ray in any store, not for 80$ on amazon.
A woman being forced to display her mammary glands due to barbaric social standards does not make a movie good.
>>62959492
If you think this movie is good only because it has tits means you didn't see the fucking movie.
Also tits are pretty common in movies and tv shows not from the retarded states of america. You see, people in actual civilized country don't get offended at the sight of the human body.
>>62959434
It's fun schlock, nothing more.
Also did Patrick Stewart ever look young?
>TWD Asian invasion of Maggies Poontang edition
Welcome to The walking cheesemaker!
Whos hyped for more filler?
>>62958776
Reminder Glenn will get shot through the skull by Dwight and Daryl will get Luciled.
>>62958776
fuck off and check the catalog retard we already have 2 threads
>>62958823
>Pregame is not official
Fucking nerds
ITT: Actors you can't stand for no apparent reason.
>>62958761
>no apparent reason
your probably just jelly
>>62958761
So you just hate this guy for really no reason?
>>62958761
Because you're insanely jealous? Just be honest anon, I'm jealous of many female actresses because they'll be pretty and I'm stuck as my male self.
Be honest anon.
ITT Discount actors
>when you can't afford ASR
>When you get a bargain thanks to the jews working at the studio
>>62958884
;_;
should've been bridget
>When Chloe is busy with her other 3 projects this year
>Second Pixar movie this year
>A-team was on Inside Out while this movie got whoever was left
>Almost no critic pre-screenings
Just how bad is it going to be?
>>62958577
B team made the lion king you faggot but yeah this looks shit
But it already has some reviews and they're all good.
maybe you should go back to /co/ senpai, we're adults here.
>>62958769
>reading reviews for Pixar movies
>"we're adults here"
/tv/ in a nutshell
![The-Mummy-brendan-fraser-14559289-640-480[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pj5nvr3.jpg "The-Mummy-brendan-fraser-14559289-640-480[1]")
Why is The mummy 3 so shit in comparison of 1 & 2?
JUST
FUCK
MY
RIGHT NOW ON HARDCORE PAWN
MY SON IS A BIG GUY
>>62958244
Good lord
>>62958244
Daughters a bitch. Old man is inept and son is a douche. Also If I wanted to watch negroids act like animals i'd go to my local projects.
Glenn is alive
Who is the hottest actress on twd? Alive or now dead
>>62958215
I thought it was "Hey dumbass in the tank" coz Glenn said "Don't die dumbass" during episode three.
>>62958253
emily cunny
Remember when Dr. Bill (dollar bill, get it?) was at the party at the beginning of Eyes Wide Shut and the models were going to take him to the "end of the rainbow"?
>>62958153
ITT: cinema analysis for 9 year olds
well nearly every scene in the movie has bright, rainbow-like, lights in it. Except for one notable one
>>62958224
when he is at Sommerton there aren't christmas lights. He is at the end of the rainbow. Is this where the models wanted to take him or was "the end of the rainbow" just the girls helping him participate in the kind of debauchery that was present at Sommerton?
![Seth-Rogen-009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WHlRLea.jpg "Seth-Rogen-009[1]")
