All memes aside how do you really feel about the latter works of the master's oeuvre?
>>63086658
He's way past his prime, but he's still one of the best contemporary directors working in Hollywood today.
>>63086658
The plot looks like pure shit.
>>63086658
Uno sharto
IN-SPEC-TTTIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNNNfuck off with that general you utter cunt. Starpleb thread pop up everywhere and you want us to stay in one thread. no.
how would orcs know what an inspection is? arent they mindless orcs? how would they know about such an amazing complex concept
>>63086618
Always bothered me too.
"Grok, you slacking bastard! You're not covered with nearly enough dung!"
Do orcs worry about being fired or not meeting quotas?
Why was Mr. Bean such a cunt and why did Britfriends laugh and chortle at his clearly antisocial behavior?
>>63086471
>can't handle the bants
>>63086471
Most brits are also autistic, like Ms Bean.
>>63086471
Why are Americans so easily offended?
>let's see if they still pile into the theatre when we cut the special effects budget way back.
the effects shots aren't done in time for the trailers, they take months to compile the CGI
plebs will still flock to see this
>t..the russo brothers wont let us down, winter soldier wasn't a fluke!
To reduce shitposting on this board, here's a LOTR and HOBBBIT FAQ. Contributions and suggestions welcome.
Q1:
>Why didn't the eagles just fly Frodo to Mordor?
Sauron had excellent air surveillance and defence - his Eye could see flying things coming from miles and miles away, and he would be able to swiftly deploy winged Nazgul to intercept any flying attackers. The only way into Mordor was by stealth, on foot, taking advantage of ground cover (NB if anyone cites the eagles unwillingness to intervene in worldly affairs as a reason, they suck dick)
Q2:
>How do orcs know what a menu is?
The short answer is that they don't and you can blame Peter Hackson for introducing this cringe worthy line. Having said that, orcs are capable of social organisation and it's not beyond the realms of possibility that there are canteens where at least a limited choice of different foods is offered to paying orc customers
Q3
>who is Tom Bombadil?
Only JRR Tolkien knows the "in-universe" explanation for Tom Bombadil. Some people state that JRR himself had no idea who the character was but this is unlikely given that in his letters he said he included Tom deliberately to show an alternative form of "science" - which only studied nature - than the cruel industrialisation of Sauron and later Saruman, which sought to master and warp nature. Also, chracters in the book repeatedly ask "who is Tom Bombadil"? suggested there is an answer, even if it is not known. He is probably a Maia or even Ainur.
>>63086432
He wore blue so he was a blue wizard right?
I dont think we need a middle earth thread, since they rarerly happen now a days.
Star Wars on the other hand...
>>63086432
Wow this was totally needed and the questions weren't fucking stupid at all, thank goodness someone was around to answer them!!!
>i-i'm a serious actor now guys!"
>"p-please take me seriously"
>>63086307
Have you even seen Spotless Mind or Truman Show?
>>63086307
But he is good actor?
>implying he shouldn't have won Best Actor in 1998 for The Truman Show
>implying that wasn't one of the all-time great performances
>implying OP was born before 1998
FOR YOU AHAHA!
Thats a big sith
My flight plan doesn't list a will to live.
>>63086206
Force You
>I need 20 minutes
>You have 10
>>63086116
>does it in 9 minutes 59 seconds
>i need about 2 weeks
>you have one second
>BOOOM
>everyone dies
>>63086180
Why'd i laugh
>casting the most attractive woman in your film as a CGI alien
Why did JJ do this?
You think you're so clever don't you?
>>63085911
Sabotage by rival studio probably. I mean, he did EVERYTHING to ruin the franchise.
last minute addition, if she didn't win an Oscar they would have never hired her
>History became Legend; Legend became Myth
Why didn't Elrond just say its fucking real, I was there?
because he's a cunt with no expiration date like every degenerate elf, so he's content to waffle on with as much bullshit as he can cram into a sentence while all his mortal allies slowly die around him
fuck knife-ears
>>63085839
Elftards greentexted him >it was real in his mind
>>63085839
Pretty sure he did, and the quote you wrote was told by Galadriel not him,mand pretty sure Galadriel was fucking around in a forest somewhere at the time, probably keking Celeborn by fucking Gandalf as usual
>EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU! I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK!
Why hasn't capeshit scooped him up?
That part fucking killed me
>>63085744
This guy is better than Luke BBC Cage
How can one actor be so based?
>>63085657
Whats based?
>>63085657
that caveman looks dangerous
>>63085671
It's a euphemism for smoking crack (cocaine base). He uses this for method acting.
What did they mean by this?
http://www.odeon.co.uk/films/autism_friendly_the_good_dinosaur/100862/
>>63085458
Lights are on and there is a dance intermission at the middle
Ive seen this in the US, i think its stuff like muted colors and lower volume, stuff like that
God that film looks so terrible.
>OI M8 WE GOTTA GIT TO THAT BLOODY QUAD JUMPAH INNIT
I'm not sure I can stand 2+hours of this insufferable bong accent, it's like fucking nails on a chalkboard to me
Same bro. The funny thing is im british but I fucking hate the accent in films. Don't notice it in daily life obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndRJtrTugdM
Dat acting, this was only 2 years ago btw
>>63085395
>chalkboard
How very PC of you, good little Goy
Get some rest Bam you look tired
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>>63085345
why should I faggot
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