what do i do about this ?
you're fucked mate
>>63144101
Tell them you're from an obscure Muslim sect that does not believe paying for television and that they are oppressing you and if they threaten you again, you will take your concerns to your local corner mosque.
quit boffing the telly my good lad and fetch me some ointment for my overbite chip chip cheerio
What are some good movies about the CIA?
The Dark Knight Rises
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>>63143920
silence of the lambs
Fuck, marry, kill.
>>63143866
Then now Pics??
Well except for the dead one.
Kill and fuck all of them in that order.
Knowing nothing of these women
>Fuck, kill, marry
FUUUUCK, I've been stoned for the last 3 days since I've had the days off of work and I've binged the last 2 seasons of fargo and the movie without ever seeing them before this is amazing tv. Haven't fell in love with a world like this in forever. What are your thoughts?
I''m so stoned too breh hahaha xD
Same, binge watching it between work right now. Don't care what the fuck anyone says about it here, it's one of the best shows airing atm.
>>63143778
You're reddit, now kill yourself.
>lying in bed meditating on the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
>mom walks in and tells me to stop "sleeping" because I'm late for school
>patiently remind her that I don't sleep... I just dream
>she abruptly opens the curtains and walks out
>light up a cigarette and walk slowly to my R.E. lesson
>slide into my seat at the back of the class
>they are discussing the afterlife
>I loudly announce that they're all racing towards a red light
>teacher asks if I can understand how the belief in an afterlife might provide solace for some people
>I tell him that fairytales aren't good for anybody
>he asks why I begrudge people the right to their own personal beliefs
>ask him "They gotta get together and tell each other stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamned day? What's that say about their reality?"
>"You haven't answered the question, Anon."
>"Then start asking the right fucking questions."
>tired of his low IQ, I take a beer out of my bag and crack it open
>"What are you doing?" he stammers
>"It's Thursday and it's past noon. On Thursdays I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that."
>he tries to confiscate my beer but I catch him in an arm lock
>he becomes vexed and slaps me around the back of my head
>I look him straight in the eye and tell him that prison is real fuckin' hard on people who hurt kids
>add "If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself."
>silently walk out of class, pausing briefly at the door to give God the finger
>>63143776
so how long did it take you to come up with this stuff? Was your goal to make every line as cringe-y as possible?
>sunday night
>true detective is on
>start my true detective ritual
>buy a 6 pack of beer, a pack of camel blue's, and scatter my recently purchased crime drama novels around my desk
>tie back hair in a ponytail
>true detective comes on
>crack open a beer and light up a cigarette
>mom walks in
>ask me why i'm smoking in the house
>turn around and say
"You ever heard of the M-Brane Theory? It's like in this universe, we process time linearly forward. But outside of our spacetime, from what would be a fourth-dimensional perspective, time wouldn't exist, and from that vantage, could we attain it... we'd see... our spacetime would look flattened, like a single sculpture with matter in a superposition of every place it ever occupied. Our sentience just cycling through our lives, like carts on a track. See, everything outside our dimension... that's eternity, eternity looking down on us. Now, to us, it's a sphere, but to them... it's a circle. In eternity, where there is no time, nothing can grow. Nothing can become. Nothing changes. So death created time to grow the things that it would kill, and you are reborn, but into the same life, that you've always been born into.
>mom turns around and leaves the room
>dad comes back with her, grabs my beer and cigarettes and throws them in the trash
>mom is crying
>dad calls me a freak and asks where they went wrong
>takes away my ethernet cable and takes my bedroom door off the hinge
>rips down my fight club and wire posters
>next day tells me to get in there car, won't tell me where
>drops me off at a psyche ward
>mfw
i laffed
Like, what I never understood is why does Abrahams get both franchises? That's just greedy. Why didn't give they give it to the other famous nerd director. Joss Wheldon or whatever his name is?
>>63143497
cause Joss is not jew I guess
>>63143497
The shitty part is that he torpedoed the one just so he could get the other.
>>63143497
>ops pic
What do you guys think of this show so far?
>>63143471
Dropped after 15 min into it...
malick's 2nd best behind days of heaven
>>63144154
Soundtrack stolen for True Romance.
so i just went and came back from Mockingjay Part 2. honestly, i hate it. but i want to hear your thoughts
i liked it. didn't love it, but there was a strong like there.
why did you hate it? hate is a big feeling.
How did it end? In books she like gets to assassinate the president after he's taken prisoner, she lives in bombed out district 12 with PTSD and no one else around but Peeta, and her sister is dead.
Did they change any of that?
>>63143332
Felt like a parody movie. It's worth a watch.
What the fuck happened? He had a sweet deal doing support roles in comedy movies and TV and now he's disappeared. Last time I saw him was on one of those shitty Comedy Central Celebrity Roasts.
This was literally a joke on SNL's 40th anniversary episode.
he made some jokes about gays
>>63143168
So did Baldwin but he's still got a career
Do you remember your first Hollywood crush?
When I was a kid I crushed hard on Dakota Fanning when Hide and Seek came out.
I was 11 or 12 and I wanted to fuck Zac Efron in his ass
Lola bunny n Bug buny Space Jam.
Basically hollywood stars.
I was a confused n bipolar child.
Why didn't he just rent a porno VHS out, bros? They had VCR's back then.
>>63142877
Why do you post here instead of writing in a diary or something?
Probably the thrill of doing it in public. Some people enjoy that stuff.
fuck you i wont do what you tell me.
>George Lucas fired his friend and producer of the previous two Star Wars movies, Gary Kurtz, before production began (although some sources say he simply quit on his own) as Kurtz disagreed with Lucas' assertion that audiences didn't care for the story but for the spectacle.
That fuckin explains a lot. Typical amerifat director.
>>63142782
What up, Gary
Gary how do I grow an Amish beard like yourself
>>63142782
>audiences didn't care for the story but for the spectacle
But that's correct
Which Hunger Games qt do you want to be ur waifu? I like this one.
he doesn't even act like Han. its basically Ford being his geriatric self.
>>63142575
PART TIME
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>>63142575
Well considering he's only Part Time. I kinda see it fit his acting
>>63142575
>its basically Ford being his geriatric self
That is han
Why hasn't there been a film adaptation yet? It could be one of the greatest films of our time if done right.
Reminder that Inferno is the pleb's favorite canticle.
True patricians like Purgatorio the best.
And of course there are the living saints that enjoy Paradiso.
i've tried reading this like 50 times but I never get it
so yes I want a movie to explain it to my dumbass so I don't have to spend 50 hours interpreting shitty interpretations of a gay ass poem
It would need to be made by a traditional Catholic. There are too many points were Jews or libshit Catholics or even Pr*testants could hijack it and insert bullshit ideas about religion into it. desu there are so many ways it would be fucked up I'd be kinda scared to see it attempted.
If based Mel came back to direct it tho... Holy shit I would give all of my money to him for that.
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