Mr.Plinkett BTFO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzTSuOkZeE
>>63187392
This is your channel right?
>>63187413
Maybe it is, maybe it's not. Regardless the maker has OWNED and DEBUNKED Plinkett.
>>63187392
Damn, he owned Plinkett so hard. Nice video mate!
Why did the 5th movie rule ass, but the 6th one sucked dick?
Pic related, an adaptation done right.
>Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
>didn't think it was relevant to explain the plot of the half blood prince in the film
bravo
the literal 1 thing you would need to do
>>63185528
Because Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>63185914
lost
Can we have a minimalist poster thread? Thinking of hanging this one on my wall.
>>63184684
Holy shit, that designer's website is a goldmine
>Ridley Scott – genius. End of. For this design I kind of took a literal take on it. A blade with a runner on it, not rocked science I know, but I thought {the addition of,adding} the falling man and Terrell building in the background redeems my lack of grey matter.
http://simonstratford.com/five-alternative-and-minimal-movie-poster-designs/
Back to reddit.
Why was Uncle Owen wearing Jedi robes?
Owen was in need of some new outside clothing, so Kenobi provided. After all, he was a good friend.
>>63181690
Would have to concur, we're talking about and he was a good friend here. From a certain point of view.
It's weird how Lucas doesn't understand his own films.
Is Brendan Fraser a good actor? TheChamCham seems to think so.
>>63181273
RIP
>>63181273
OF COURSE HE IS!
I'VE BEEN CuCKED BY A THOUSAND BUCKS IT SEEMS
>Silmarillion
>Confirmed
>!
>>63180982
No no no, not directed by him.
>>63180991
He will let his daughter direct it :^)
>>63181003
nah, they'll hire based JJ Abrams to do it
Why are these movies so fucking comfy?
>>63180559
because you're a fucking manchild without a sense of measured judgement and critique so you come up with an arbitrary meme to cover up for your plebness
Why is it as this thread comes up I am currently watching DH2
Comfy film day
Which is your favourite HP film ?
>>63180568
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How does a Jedi stop a flamethrower?!
force breath
Jam the nozzle with force powers I guess.
Force your way through.
Lets have a TPB thread. What do you think of the new season coming out and what are your predictions?
>confirmed snoop cameo
>maybe Seth "dude cUck" and Doug "dude weed lmao" will have a "hilarious" encounter
>even more selling out
>mr lahey has become even gayer for julian
>bubbles is still a whiny, annoying cunt
>Ricky is still a self parody
>J-Roc gets cUcked again
>barb & sarah progressive cis scum lesbian sub plot
>Randy gets cUcked by donna for BBC
>louis ck and sarah silverman cameo
>even more liberal douchebag guest stars and epic stoner humor xD
Fuck off
Haven't watched a single frame of this show because of the look on the face of the one with glasses, and the way they always have his face front and center, as if the glasses were so funny. Fuck.
I've been watching this and I'm wondering where the movies fit in. What is the proper order to watch it?
so this is an ad running on tv i just saw a few minutes ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZOMY2sOnE
>gay couple
>star wars fans
Pretty realistic 2bh
>>63176130
Do all men bald this badly? I feel bad for them.
Come on.
So what's the deal with this showAll I know is it's hamfisted tryhard character development and SJW: The Show
Who is Jessica Jones anyway
>>63174444
Has super strength and can jump really high, got raped by a dude who can tell people to do whatever he wants them to do, killed for him too, and now she's fucking the indestructible Luke Cage (black guy) and trying to fight off the mind-control rapist who fucked over some cute blonde girl.
Also lesbians or some shit.
Whole thing has a bit of a noir vibe, which I like.
>>63174444
how is this not soft-core porno
>>63174444
Literally advertisement for BLACKED.com. You can also feel that it's marketed to white women.
How does it feel that you will never, EVER, experience such a cinematic experience again?
And no, Star Wars shitters. you dont count
Bump
>>63174335
Jokes on you im planning on getting radical electroshock therapy to get over my ex. hopefully it gives me full blown amnesia.
Best trilogy ever.
This show is seemingly untouched by /tv/'s jaded cynical hatred. Why? Or am i asleep when this show is talked about?
Personally i think it's one of the best long running shows. It certainly wouldn't be as successful if the two leads didn't get along.
>>63174127
The show is loved by tumblrinas and Facebook
>>63174248
Which is even more confusing as to why /tv/ doesn't shit all over it.
>>63174127
Because no one on /tv/ (even the people who watch it) think it's good.
What do you think were his final thoughts?
>>63173567
CHICKEN
I can see my house from here
"where are the caucasian women at"
why do they want us to hate him so much?
Clear
he killed his wife
Propaganda by Lord Saladin
