What is the first thing you would do in a holodeck?
>>63557143
your mom
>>63557143
Hardcore p0rn ofc
It would be like the porno version of Scarface.
Let's make trailers, /tv/. I'll start:
>Stock trader's building
>Showing business as usual
>All of a sudden, all the lights and monitors go off
>A man in a gas mask comes on every screen
>"Hello everybody. I'd like to tell a story. You know how, in every movie, there's a hero, and a villain?"
>"Well... I'm the villain in your story, and I'm looking for the hero."
>Everyone is looking confused
>"So... Come out... Come out..."
>Shot of a bald man faced down
>"... John McClane"
>He slowly lifts up his head to reveal he is John McClane
>DIE HARD
best line from die hard trailer
>On a good day John McClane's a good cop
>On a bad day, he's the best damn cop there is!
>>63556981
Trailers for existing movies? I can dig it.
>open on shots of L.A.
>V.O."Someday? Someday my dream will come?"
>Jamie Foxx in his cab "Oh, sorry man, I didn't see you"
>V.O.: "One night you'll wake up and you'll discover it never happened."
>weird electronic music (think the 2015 Hitman game trailer) starts playing
>Scenes of Tom Cruise firing a gun in a club
>Scenes of Jamie Foxx driving
>V.O. "It's all turned around on you and it never will."
>Cuts get faster between shots, more chaotic shit
>V.O. "What the fuck are you still doing driving a cab?"
>Cuts are moving fast
>shot of the guy falling on the cab
>COLLATERAL
Unless I'm missing the point of the thread completely.
>>63557404
Any. I love me some trailers.
And the oscar for best movie goes to...
KRAMER VS KRAMER!
(applause)
>>63556924
dumb frogposter
>>63556924
dumb frogposter
Who was the bestlookingactress of the 50's/60's/70's
>>63556828
70s is easy: Ornella Muti
>>63557004
patrician and dubs, nice
>>63557004
But your wrongbut a good choice too
I can't wait for this show to come back on. Anyone else excited?
The King was based as fuck senpai
The rest of the show sucked
Has she done anything wrong?
Not really , shes a cunt but she's the least annoying female in the show. Piper strangely became one the least annoying character last season as well and had a pretty badass moment near the end iirc
>>63556774
I don't know if I'd call what she did badass. She's in way over her head, she's gonna crash hard.
She broke the law.
Also she's not riding me, and didn't show her body of work
Justice League VS Avengers
who wins?
>>63556614
Superman
Justice league. Not because they are better, but because their leader is an alien who constantly gets stronger and stronger, has multiple overpowered powers, and only has one actual weakness that nobody in marvel could access.
Who would want to see Wesley Snipes play Blade one last time to make up how extremely terrible 3 was.
While I like the idea, I'd want a younger person to be Blade, so we can see more of him.
Wesley Snipes' Blade belongs in the early 2000s along with Blink 182 and Hot Topic
>>63556661
Who would play Blade now?
>>63556710
Michael b jordan
Spooky. Did Roger Ebert see a glimpse of the truth of reality before die?
>The week before Roger passed away, I would see him and he would talk about having visited this other place. I thought he was hallucinating. I thought they were giving him too much medication. But the day before he passed away, he wrote me a note that said: "This is all an elaborate hoax"
>According to his wife, she asked Roger, “What’s a hoax?” looking for some clarification. “he was talking about this world, this place. He said it was all an illusion. I thought he was confused. But he was not confused.”
>>63556545
>spend your life watching movies
>on your death bed forget that we all saw the truman show
unfortunate desu
Hearing about his death was pretty jaw-dropping. Hard to believe he passed.
>He said it was all an illusion. I thought he was just confused. But he was not confused. He wasn't visiting heaven, not the way we think of heaven. He described it as a vastness that you can't even imagine. It was a place where the past, present, and future were happening all at once.”
damn
Was Anakin's downfall to the darkside something that couldn't have been avoided? Is this what the prophecy meant by bringing balance to The Force? Curious
>>63556529
Balance to the force was brought when he turned to the dark side and Sidious had all the Jedi killed except Yoda and Obi Wan who went into hiding
2 Jedi
2 Sith
BALANCE
>>63556763
>Obi dies
>Yoda dies
>Luke is Jedi
>Vader kills Sheev
>Vader dies
>One Jedi
>No Sith
>Not balanced
You had one fucking job, Anakin. One job.
>>63556529
Isn't it rumored that Hayden will return for episode 8?
wew
>>63556407
>I'm gonna have to watch the deadpool trailer in imax
>>63556407
it could be a worse trailer lineup desu.
Have any STP songs been in movies? RIP Scott Weiland
A dead tweaker
Nothing of value was lost
>>63556394
Rooster was in Terminator: Salvation. That's literally one of the very few things I remember about that movie.
>>63556413
You're a naughty boy. I should tie you up and jerk you off till you cum for such blasphemy. How dare you!!?
Post girls you love animated or otherwise and give reasons.
>>63556374
I like her personality.
11/10 would cuddle
>>63556374
I like her orange butt cheeks.
11/10
>>63556374
I love her as a mom. Secret of NIMH was literally the first movie I saw in a theater.
Let's discuss Krampus. Now, of course it's not phenomenal. But I thought it balanced horror and comedy really well and I didn't expect the ending. A lot of the deaths were fun too. What'd you think?
>>63556370
That better not be an unspoiled picture of Krampus.
10/10 ending family
Not gonna bother watching spoil it for me
My wife saw it with her son and his father but didnt come home till 2 days later so I didn't bother asking how movie was
anyone else keep muttering Kylo Ren's trailer lines to themselves during various parts of the day?
the character is already iconic to me
>>63556352
don't know what are you talking about. what lines?
>>63556352
He will surpass Darth Vader. Far superior already based on trailers alone.
>>63556817
"Crawwwwling in my skin, these wounds they will not heaaaaaall"
"Fuck you mom, you just don't understand"
