ITT: Films you have to be a gay virgin to appreciate.
Im a gay virgin and can confirm I like this film
>>71663648
and me also I like it
>>71663620
can we make a train guys, please?
>restaurant scene
>branded ketchup is on the table
>character is black
>no chain around his neck
>character is white
>doesn't have a bbc in every cavity of his/her body
>mfw a Clapistani calls tomato sauce "ketchup"
What are some movies that made you realize women are capable of taking any jobs and that they lack of production is caused by male harassment.
>>71663155
I don't know senpai
>>71663390
Lol zootopia XD
Does /tv/ like the Helllraiser movies?
>>71662983
Yes
The first two were really cool.
The Parts 5 and 6 are good movies meme needs to stop.
Some of them, sure.
>Dexter meets someone
>That someone discovers his secrects
>He tries to teach them how to kill
>Doesn't work
>In the end of the season that someone will either be killed off or go away
They repeat this shit for 3 or 4 seasons
>tfw they never had a scene where astor witnessed dexter kill
>tfw they wrote her out after season 4
what a disappointment
>>71662914
>>71663317
Thanks. I was considering watching this, but now I know I will never need or want to.
>>71663317
pedophile
3 > 1 > 6 > 2 > 4 > 5
what's her name /tv/?
Die Hard
>>71662795
the wire
>>71662795
Game of reddit
What's the verdict?
they fucked up hard by not casting will smith. now both his career and this """franchise""" are dead as dirt
>>71662755
4/10.
Anyone who says the CGI is bad is a pretentious cunt or hasn't seen the movie. The effects are absolutely fine.
The new actors are all shit besides the president's daughter and the script is atrocious.
The music is crap compared to the first.
There is still a sense of campy fun that a lot of reviewers say is missing but I thought was fine.
>In its opening weekend, the film grossed $41 million, less than the $50.2 million debut of the original, finishing in second place at the box office, behind the animated Finding Dory which was on its second week of play. IMAX made up $5 million of the film's opening numbers from 365 theaters.[78] It dropped enormously on its second Friday by 72% earning $4.7 million.[79] In its second weekend the film fell by 60%, despite the Independence Day holiday frame, earning $16.5 million.[80] Falling well-below expectations, it was considered "a box office disappointment".
Oh shit wow
I want to fuck Debbie
>>71662582That shotgunbeat you to it.
Well, /tv/, we're now half-way through the year.
What are the best five films so far?
The worst five?
Best
1. 7/10 10 Cloverfield
2. 7/10 Deadpool
3. 7/10 Zootopia
4. 7/10 X-Men: Apocalypse
5. 6/10 Captain America: Civil War
Worst
5. 5/10 The Jungle Book
4. 5/10 Goosebumps
3. 4/10 Independence Day: Resurgence
2. 3/10 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
1. 1/10 Dirty Grandpa
>>71662546
Actually, let me slot Central Intelligence between BvS and IDR.
>>71662546
>Deadpool 7/10
>Jungle Book 5/10
Jungle Book was more comfy, looked better and was overal a more pleasant film to watch.
>>71662546
embarrassing
Love the show but hate some of the episodes. Whats her name /tv/?
>>71662454
deadwood - anything where swearengen isn't prominently featured
Dr Who. I grew up with the classic series and will always love it. I tried to like NuWho but after 8 seasons of shit have decided to give up on it.
>>71662454
Uhhhh... this applies to every show.
Even the sopranos has a couple of stinkers.
i didint understand it, someone help me
>description says hes get a organ for his sister but its his girlfriend
No, his gf is the anarchist with the short brown hair, his gf has slightly longer black hair, they don't look that similar.
Should racists be barred from watching kino?
>>71662249
Who did you think his actual girlfriend was? Just a casual fuck buddy?
why did she rape him
Well, since vidyakino is dead because of Warcraft's tepid reaction/box office, let's have a memorial to it by thinking about wasted potential opportunities.
6 movies.
One for the introduction to Clock Town and the first 3 days, culminating in the first trip back in time,
One movie each per temple, in the different settings.
One movie for the final battle inside the moon.
Logical steps with variety in setting and not too much confusion.
Obviously Link can't be mute, but make him speak very sparingly, unless he has a transformation mask on.
Get a proper director who understands how to produce epics like our saviour James Cameron to work on it (he won't produce it, too busy with Avatar,) and make it mostly live action, with CGI used sparingly.
Orchestral version of the soundtrack from the game, but some original music too.
$5bn+ franchise.
>inb4 /v/ is leaking
Ocarina of Time trilogy
1st movie: Kid Link, from Kokiri Forest, beginning with introducing the Kokiris, then inside the Deku Tree, then introducing Hyrule overall, Gorons, Zoras, all the way to the point where he pulls the master sword and becomes an adult. End the movie showing how fucked up Hyrule has become after the 7 years, and Sheik explaining what Link must do to make things right again, leaving a massive cliffhanger.
2nd movie: Lost Woods, Death Mountain and Water (doesn't necessarily have to be temples, just an adventure)
3rd movie: Link goes to Gerudo desert both as an Adult as well as a kid, and finally the big climax against Ganondorf and Ganon.
Would easily break box office records if done properly like LotR
no one cares about zelda nintendroid, stop b8
MgsV phantom pain movie. Cinematography is incredible but the story is shit.
'I may have gone a little far in a few places'
It looks fine
>>71662181
jesus thats anime tier cgi useage
>>71662145
this is one of the reasons this movie is so shit. I had really high hopes because I grew up watching LOTR and loved it. The Hobbit made me sad
What's your favourite Simpsons episode?
>>71662160
Season?
>>71662160
God forbid we talk about anything other thsn Game of Thrones for once.
>>71662168
season 28 billion
Apologize
>>71661779
I watched Ultimate yesterday with a friend and I literally couldn't even tell which scenes were new except of maybe the sheboon nigger ones which I think were new?
The movie is still utter trash.
>>71662881
>unironically saying things like "sheboon nigger"
Yeah, you're opinion is definently one that matters.........
>>71662881
>>>/pol/
Your racist jokes will be appreciated by your 14 year old contemporaries over in that board. Please don't come back.
