toxoplasmosis man, it's this parasite man, and jesus was a burning bush
watch out for that mountain lion!
Son
>>64495694
HAHAHAHHA JOEY DIAZ TELL ME SOME STORIES MAN
kettlebell.pasta
>a scene depicting harrowing and unparalleled cruelty comes on
>"It ain't me" by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on
>Vietnam movie
>it has a fuckload of Russian roulette scenes even though it wasn't a popular thing there
>meme actor is cast as the old guy
STAR WARS BTFO BY JESUS CHRIST THROUGH A VATICAN REVIEW
>"The new director's set-up fails most spectacularly in its representation of evil, meaning the negative characters," according to the review. "Darth Vader and above all the Emperor Palpatine were two of the most efficient villains in that genre of American cinema."
>This time around, the villains are more insipid than devilish, the paper adds.
>"The counterpart of Darth Vader, Kylo Ren, wears a mask merely to emulate his predecessor, while the character who needs to substitute the emperor Palpatine as the incarnation of supreme evil represents the most serious defect of the film," it wrote. "Without revealing anything about the character, all we will say is that it is the clumsiest and tackiest result you can obtain from computer graphics."
>"Abrams' direction is in fact modeled on the sloppiest current action films derived from the world of videogames."
>The review slams the film as “more reboot than sequel,” saying “not a classy reboot however, like Nolan's Batman, but an update twisted to suit today's tastes and a public more accustomed to sitting in front of a computer than in a cinema."
Is Jesus Christ right on this one? Frankly this review seems to parrot the /tv/ consensus. Do they browse 4chan?
Everyone knows the only media the Vatican has ever enjoyed is Jesus Christ Superstar
But they really did hit some key issues that should be talked about
[citation needed]
>>64494568
Fucking pleb over here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican's_list_of_films
STOP, MY INVINCIBLE SON
>>64494173
would've made sense if it was rey killing him. Kylo is a fuckboy lil bitch
epic
IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE, DAD!
Post them
>>64493968
Accurate
>>64494754
Not even trying
Daily Reminder - Godzilla did nothing wrong.
>>64493959
Depends on the movie desu.
>>64493997
Judges? ... Yeah we'll accept that.
>>64493959
>destroying structures that pollute the earth
>decreasing the population.
He was ALWAYS a hero
I've just watched Jurassic World and I though that Vivian was played by Maya Rudolph due to her striking resemblance to her. I she isn't played Rudolph and is actually portrayed by Lauren Lapkus. Has anyone noticed this before?
>>64493745
If that had been Maya Rudolph you would be talking about her massive tits instead of who she played in whatever movie. You knew better.
I thought it was Emily Blunt.
>>64493745
they're both jewish-ish... nigga you might be face blind
What are some god tier music videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0XLzIswI2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUY_zpPeab0
I'm gonna scream and shout and let it all out if someone posts Do The Evolution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt-tHcQR67Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6f593X6rv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQZPXjX181A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH8dKDPm0sw
EVEN YOU
>>64493587
CAN PREVENT
>>64493675
FOREST FIRES.
>>64493587
HAVE NEVER FACED
SUCH A BBC
>CTRL + F War and Peace
>No results
WTF? Why is no one talking about this?
>inb4 star wars
>>64493586
I didn't watch it when I saw Paul Dano was starring. He's a terrible actor.
Also not sure how they can do the book justice in such a short runtime.
i dont have bbcone, only bbc america. will have to torrent
>>64493643
What makes Paul a terrible actor, he's great in There Will Be Blood and Love & Mercy?
Is this the final stage of /tv/ memes?
>>64493100
What book is this from?please tell me its scholarly
>>64493100
my photoshop sensors are tingling.
>>64493149
>>64493168
/lit/ wrote a book. then an actual real author took it to a real publisher and got it printed.
lets get this going /tv/, whos your god-tier ride or die?
>Donna was born in Brooklyn, New York, to a Jewish family.[1][2]
oy veymuh dick
AY JOEY, YOU SE-YOU SEEN THAT MEME HERE BEFORE?
I always thought she was better than the ther girl. Why couldnt tony like her? he just randomly falls in love with the stuck up bitch, it felt hackneyed desu
Can you give me a detailed reason without saying "it's le-reddit XD" explaining why this theory wouldn't work?
https://www.reddit.com/comments/3qvj6w
>>64493042
because it goes nowhere. seriously its not like it changes anything in the movies other than making jar jar a better character. also it invalidates the rule of two
>>64493128
Claiming that Jar Jar is Snoke is pretty ballsy, but just imagine the reaction if Jar Jar was revealed to be the main sith lord in the new trilogy.
>>64493128
Doesnt snoke invalidate the rule of 2?
How would you rank these characters?
On what? Moral ambiguity? Coolness? How well written they are?
>>64492923
Based on how I like them I guess
Walter White: 10/10
Everyone else: 0/10 because I never heard of them
Did anyone else cringe like fuck watching episode 1 of Billions?
>that fucking family dinner scene
Hey, is that Brody?
>>64492934
yes, he's the reason I tried it out. The show is fucking bad though.
