The Phantom Menace was the best star wars movie ever made prove me wrong.
annoying child mary sue protag
Bad child actor anakin
Pod racing
Jar Jar
Qui Gon Who?
Midichlorians
>>64507931
>it's a bait thread with a shitty small pic
Cunts aren't even trying anymore.
What does /tv/ think of Koko the Gorilla?
she's just a gorilla, a gorilla interrupted
Giving a primate the ability to regularly think about their suffering is a kind of sadistic practice.
KOKO LOVE HUMAN
MORE THAN APES
>building large weaponry in a universe where FTL travel exists
Science fantasy and all but that shit plain retarded. All it would take is smashing one drone-piloted X-Wing going near lightspeed into this thing to blow it the fuck out.
Are they actually travelling FTL or are they just travelling through "hyperspace", whatever the fuck that is, wormholes or something
It doesn't make sense at all.
They are engaged in a guerrilla war against the resistance, yet they spend money and industrial power buiding huge, clumsy weapons.
You don't drive a tank right inside an Afghan village, people will blow it up .
Why they spend resources trying to make people like them and defend them?
The rebels only had victories because they were insurgents with popular support.
If the empire steal the support, the resistance then turns into a bunch of warlords.
>he's the guy who taught Yoda
DROPPED
>source
jesus christ, why don't they just put all this information in the movie?
>HURR LOOK MOM, I AM GOING TO MAKE A COMPLETELY UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIM ON /TV/ TO TROLL THEM DURR
Fuck off retard
>>64507698
> hes anakins body
> hes plaugeis thus taught sheev
> he taught yoda
> hes a ghost
> hes real
> hes Hux
> he sucks his own dick
No source because there's no source.
So have y'all noticed that Kylo Ren not only looks like a stereotypical school shooter, he actually sort of is one? (he used a lightsaber but you know what I mean.) I just think it's funny that A. Disney, a "family-friendly" company made him like that deliberately, or B. it totally went over their heads. Like seriously, he's a spergy-looking teen who probably sat in the back of the class and wore black even before becoming a sith, who goes and kills his entire school in a fit of rage.
>>64507654
>the character's look matches his behavior and backstory, was this a mistake?
>>64507743
I was thinking more like how obvious the connection was. It just wasn't something I was expecting in a Star Wars film.
"Fuck you I wont do what you tell me! Motherfuckeeeeeeeeer!"
- Kylo Ren, 2015
Just watched pic related
Is it any good?
>Guys, I watched this movie. Is it good? Should I watch it?
You tell me :^]
>>64507565
Haven't seen it yet, I honestly think it's a masterpiece
...Nevermind
JUST
>>64507470
i cringed at home while watching it alone in my room, i cringed everytime Hook talked
>we're gonna be friends for a long time right?
;_;
Is Rich Evans second funniest on RLM? And it's not about laugh, his jokes can be really good.
>>64507413
>cue qt Mike
>>64507413
Rich is the funniest
>RedditLetterMedia
haha DUDE
Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm at suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants...
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.
>this won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay over Michael Clayton, Lars and the Real Girl, and The Savages
>>64507225
reminded that the screenwriter won an Oscar for this script
>SILENCIO, OLD MAN!
kissing Michael Cera turned her into a hardcore lesbian
I had no idea this movie existed. After hearing about Spotlight I checked out that literally who director guy and saw he also made this two years ago. What's the consensus on it?
ass/10
>>64507140
It's amazing, watch it.
>>64507140
>that literally who director guy
Hey faggot that's Tom MacCarthy, AKA the sleazy white reporter from season 5 of The Wire. He also directed The Visitor with Richard Jenkins. Great movie about an old white man learning how to play the djembe
So since Rey is probably going to be busy with the jedi business now, who is going to be Chewbacca's second pilot? Or is he going to be a lone wokie now? But it's difficult to pilot Falcon without a second pilot. Is there going to be another Han Solo?
>>64506913
Also I got a theory. Luke is going to say that Rey is not ready for the jedi training and she's just gonna take Han's place and become contrabandists with Chewy. That's the start of ep. VIII, mark my words.
>>64506913
Poe.
>>64506913
She's basically Super Han now, and will have crazy adventures with Chewy.
What's next for him?
>>64506838
Open ended gig doing a one man show in some sleazy cramped underground spot.
he's starring in a film about a fat, self-destructive actor that is addicted to heroin and doesn't plan to leave anything to his kids in his will
errol childress XDD
>Return Of The Jedi almost had a completely different ending. George Lucas toyed with the idea that after Luke witnesses Yoda's death, he puts his blanket on, proclaims “Now I am Yoda” and morphs into him.
>"Always a Yoda there must be hmmm"
>>64506859
Overtly long helicopter filmed beigns are we
Apple is cute
CUTE!
also Turbo Kid thread
I had really low expectations for this movie but i ended up really liking it
>Dat soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wCobona5ho
I haven't watched the movie yet, but I saw her in the trailer and was pretty impressed.
>>64506697
Yeah, she's great. It's really hard to pull this kind of character off without getting into cringe territory.
Fun drinking game:
Drink every time the Australian cowboy dude says "fuck" or flips the bird.
Seriously. Played it twice. Fun as fuck.
ROOM'S NOT STINKY! ONLY WHEN YOU DO A FART!
>This will probably win Best Screenplay.
>>64506441
>SEE IT AND BE TRANSFORMED
OFFICIALLY NOT WATCHING THIS MOVIE, GOOD JOB PRETENTIOUS POSTER BLURB
>WE CAN'T GET A DOG JACK, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH... room
holy shit
>>64506868
Lol I know right?
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