Girlfriend is asian
22 years old
Virgin
Works at a bank
What movie should i watch with her?
She has never seen a film.
Kung Pow Enter The Fist. Works every time OP.
>>66880422
She's never seen a film? You said she's Asian, not one of those fucking people living in the jungle
What the fuck are you talking about?
You are forced to fuck, marry or kill one of each. What do you choose /tv/?
>>66880275
Marry, cuck, kill
>>66880311
/thread
>>66880311
/thread
>ywn kick back with your hobbit bros and smoke some old toby after a hard days work
>>66880074
but frog, you've never done a hard days work
>Tolkien confirmed pipeweed is part of the Nicotiana genus, and "weed" wasn't drug slang back then
>memesters still pretend pipeweed is drugs lol 420 blaze it
I just want comfy, not memes.
What if he made a horror movie? Would it save the genre?
He kind of did it with From Dusk Til Dawn (with Robert Rodriguez)
I wish he'd stop making historical pieces
Well, he's ruined what people think of "westerns" so he'll probably ruin horror too.
If he just wrote the script and let someone else direct, you could have a masterpiece.
What would a foot fetishist be afraid of?
Who is the best director of all time, and why is it Tarkovsky?
>>66879165
>turdshitsky
>best at anything
Tark is one of my favorites, but I'm not sure if I would call him the best of all time.
>>66879165
Jean-Luc Godard for over five decades of boundary pushing cinema
What damage will Ghostvictims do to her career?
>career
>implying she had one
>>66878991
Abort it
If you could bring one director back to life, and he would direct one last epic movie + He would also be able to use all the modern technology we have available today. So who would it be?
For me, it would probably be one of my favorite filmmakers of all time - Stanley Kubrick. I would imagine he would want to direct his very famous (but never made) epic about the life and death of Napoleon.
That's a good one, OP.
I would go with John Huston or Billy Wilder.
>>66878756
Kubrick just so he could remake that shitfest that's A.I. and prove once and for all that Spielberg is a hack
Zulawski
Pictured: A typical vagina after being informed that a person has seen the movie Fight Club more than twice by choice
That's a desert, are you a virgin?
>>66878450
It's a vagina you fucking idiot. Can't you read?
>>66878343
What's the difference between a desert and your mom's vagina?
One is a vast, unending wasteland where many a man has lost his life. The other I had sex with.
>"We're all the same when the lights go down"
Seriously, why the hell do I have to watch this multiculturalist propaganda whenever I go see a film at an AMC theater? How the fuck does race have anything to do with buying a ticket to see a movie or a soda from the teenager working the register?
Progressives are the most obnoxious people on the planet; they think they have some moral duty to shove their political and social views down everybody's throat at all times no matter what.
>>66878265
I've literally never seen this and I've gone to five movies at an AMC this year. All I get are those retarded red balls that jump around.
>>66878265
its leftist feel-good propaganda
seriously, watch how Sowell destroys this bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVuLyE8ZvdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeyNI59jVU
>>66878265
>We're all the same when the lights go down
>proceeds to show 80% black people
What the fuck is up with that over-representation bullshit leftist propaganda always pulls? Surely no one believes it, right?
What would you make a mockumentary series about?
>>66878254
I would make a mockumentary series based on Toho making the Godzilla movies from the perspective of those working on the effects, doing shit like building stuff, suit actors getting constant health risks, etc
Waifus and shitposting
Buzzfeed.
DAE hate intro?
I'll send a message to Meechum, just tell me what you want to say.
TIL OPIAF
Nah, it fits great with the theme of the show, also the song is aight.
This was furtastic.
~
>>66878045
>FURtastic
Just commit suicide.
Yes I loved it but please don't be a faggot about it
What's the best movie about feminism
>>66877758
That grab sums up women extremely well.
Ghostbusters
>>66877758
10/10 chance she's fat
ITT : You flinch you lose
https://youtu.be/ACdEiMqOVvs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
>>66878185
People shit on this because they are too dumb as shit to realize Frank will do anything to achieve power. Besides, he's gay.
Hey Harrison how about next time you narrate a movie you actually put some fucking effort into it, okay?
>not watching the directors cut
>>66877368
I am right now on netflix faggola
>>66877368
He did it one purpose because they were trying to steal Ridleys movie from him.
