House of Cards season rankings:
1 > 2 > 3 > 4
>>67173865
they were all shit and i seriously no one supported this hack show that pales to the original uk series
>>67173865
Watching Season 4 right now, but so fair it's 2 > 4 > 1 > 3 for me
Kevin Spacey overacts, doesn't do the souther drawl very well, and his exaggerated head motions make him look like a bobblehead
It also takes me out of the show whenever he puts on that ingratiating fake act and characters who know what he's really like buys it.
Was this the very first banepost, /tv/?
>>67173827
Brick was shit
>>67173837
This. Insufferable characters and dialogue. The plot would literally only appeal to a high school kid.
>OMG OUR PROBLEMS ARE SO LIKE SERIOUS AND STUFF
Plus many shots outright plagiarized from Korean movies (not saying the Korean movies are good, just saying Brick is shit). Every performance sucked. The one adult is the cool black person from Shaft. Terrible WEIRD LONER KID BEATS UP THE JOCK scene. The ending was a complete mess from a writing standpoint. I could go on. Rian Johnson...
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>>67173837
Brick was a film i always think of being "Better Luck Next Time" film for a director.
Nora Zehetner was a semen demon though.
>BvS trailer here in the U.K. with an American announcer
>"BATMAN V SUPERMAN COMING MARCH TWENTY-FIVE"
>March twenty-five
It's the TWENTY-FIFTH of March or even March TWENTY-FIFTH if we have to use your date system. Get it right next time.
Twenty-five, holy fucking shit...
>>67173572
Your little country and it's insignificant grammar is really not relevant on a world scale.
You haven't had worldwide influence in over a century.
>>67173572
Brit here.
Don't give a fuck.
>>67173601
"W-WE MAY BE RETARDEDED BUT AT LESST WE HAVE A BIG STICK"
>teevee gets a sticky
>spoiler reminder
Lol
What has /tv/ spoiled for you?
Its never happened to me, not even in real life
>mfw stay away from trek threads and interviews before STID release
>still hear about JJ bringing in some bad motherfucker to the movie
>Get excited
>it's going to be some badass we've never seen before
>mfw go...
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I read threads about shows I've just started watching and get spoiled major plots or the ending
I guess it's my fault though
>>67173469
I spam GOT spoilers in their faggot general because only reddit fags that like GOT get upset
>>67173667
You sound lonely, insecure and just want attention anon.
Why is this twist so iconic? Group of astronauts in hibernation crashes on some planet where they encounter sentient apes, human slaves, horses, plants and landscape that looks just like Earth, then at the end they find out it's Earth, how is that supposed to be shocking? What even made them think it's not Earth in different time?
>>67173161
Did you miss the bit with the talking apes?
The ship couldn't tell them how long they'd been in space, to them it would've felt like they entered orbit and then crash landed back down again.
>>67173185
But it's easy, apes evolved and revolted, surviving humans are stripped of their culture and their ancestors don't even remember any language
Paul Dano
Looking vintage
>>67173060
Classic classy classic paul dano
>>67173060
Very classic guy
Tell me your current favourite show, on a dry spell here.
>>67172978
The Flash.
The Americans
>>67172978
Mr. Robot
"Neil DeGrasse Tyson....even you don't know who you are?"
-Derek Zoolander
Thank you for this sequel reddit. I feel like it was written by those two idiot brothers that do shit pop-culture-reference packed sequels like "Vampires Suck."
It was pretty shit.
The first one was great, which made it even more painful
>>67173253
True. It had its moments tho.
I'm really scared of watching the sequel because I love the first one so much.
Post a song
Other anons recommend a movie that gives similar feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZhhdnegHSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgUZDQCwKGQ
>>67172964
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da6_1458255399
"LOWER, LOWER!!!!!"
"That's too much. Let's get out of here," when the explosions were detonated, but Landis shouted over the radio: "Get lower, lower! Get over!" Robinson said that Wingo tried to leave the area, but that "we lost our control and regained it and then I could feel something let go and we began spinning around in circles."[13] Stephen Lydecker, also a camera operator on board, testified that Landis had earlier "shrugged off" warnings about the stunt with the comment "We may lose the helicopter.
>>67172908
He gave birth to Max Landis. His life is already hell.
Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "My dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "Kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "Get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''Slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP...
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Recently saw this three masterpieces. What are some other good Neo-80's films?
>>67172876
If you don't care for subtlety, Turbokid did it for me. Stay away from that hot garbage kung fury
>>67172876
>no Nightcrawler
get on it
-The Guest
-Drive
-?????
wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
>>67172786
Lmao
THIS!
ON THE ROOF!
And then everyone breakdances to kids bop
What is the best way to start watching Dr. Who?
I want to be able to have relevant conversations about the most referenced episodes and "the classics," but to be totally honest I don't want to watch 20+ seasons and boring BBC trash from the 60's.
Try watching 2005 season, of 2010 season. Maybe you'll like it, or maybe you'll hate it. If you hate it, too bad, but no point in torturing yourself just to fit in.
If you like it, watching classics would not be a problem anymore, you will want to do it.
>>67172706
>>67172706
>Boring BBC trash from the 60s
The best 60s episodes are far superior to the best of the modern series.
If you want to get into the classics but don't want to start at episode 1 season 1, I'd advise you start with 'Genesis of the Daleks' which is a Tom Baker/ 4th doctor story.
I'd avoid the Colin Baker/6th doctor era, as a general rule that's when the show was at its worst (but the modern series is trying its best to reach that level).
>Megan subbing for Zooey
Wow, I did not expect such a terrible level of acting. Megan couldn't act to save her life.
Also, am I alone in thinking her character being a full-blown bitch is basically her playing herself? She looks just so unsympathetic and cunty.
Not even disguised waifuism for Zooey, but Megan after Zooey, it's a stark contrast to witness.
>>67172515
I want to fuck Megan Fox.
Y'see... megan knows that there are martians underneath the UN building, and I respect her for that
The proofs all there folks, head on over to infowars.com
>>67172515
Roastie detected
Orr a huge fucking faggot
>In 2002 [le meme guy] portrayed a FBI detective in Ja Rule's music video for his song "Down Ass Bitch", as well as its sequel "Down 4 U".
How much does this guy charge per role again?
A mostly functional rice cooker and a box of assorted christmas decorations.
Access to the lunch table provided for the cast and crew
2/3 of a snickers bar and a box of expired condoms.