>comedy makes you laugh
'Hey, funny movie guys! Check it out!'
>drama makes you feel for the characters
'Hey, guys, this movie is full of feels! Check it out! Reckt me when the dog died!'
>action/thriller/capeshit is shot well
'Woah, had me on the edge of my seat!'
>horror movie is done well
'Pfft, what am I, 12? How can a movie SCARE you? It's a movie!'
Why is this, /tv/? When someone says a movie scared them, what do you imagine that is? Like they fucking tremble at the case and curl up under blankets? Like they think it's fucking real?
Would you say a movie ever scared you? Why and how do YOU define scary?
Why is fear the one emotion that is apparently exempt?
The Others scared the shit out of me.
>>71755150
So, what's 'scared'; feeling anxious? Or just a kind of dread, maybe after the movie is over?
I feel like a lot of people posting that they're not 'scared' are just over-blowing what that actually is.
I mean, the Others is pretty heavy on atmosphere, so good example. That's the sort of thing that makes me uneasy.
You are a scary, pathetic little man. Don't you dare even think about posting a thread on my /tv/ again.
Look real hard at your pathetic attempt at a thread and really do some reflecting, then get back to me.
You understand that?
If you could switch bodies with anyone who would you pick and for how long my pick is Chris hemsworth
>>71754662
I would switch bodies with Jessica Chastain.
um...no
>who would you pick
pic related
>and for how long
eternity
what's the first movie you'd recommend to an alien?
>>71754644
Independence day
Malena
mars attacks
>Hey anon, wanna watch this movie?
>Sorry, i only watch good movies.
>How do you know it's bad if you haven't watched it?
What do i say now?
You don't need to taste milk to know if it's sour.
check the rotten tomatoes score and consensus and pretend that's your opinion
>>71754441
>sorry, I only watch good movies
Stop being a film snob and appease the normie
I just started watching pic related
I'm not sure why they included exposed duck nipples in this movie.
holy shit this movie is two hours long
I like the beastiality overtones.
Hey guys, Clerks is one of my favorite movies. I just love the casual and mundane feel it has.
That being said, I heard that Kevin Smith was heavily inspired by Richard Linklater's "Slacker".
If I like Clerks, will I enjoy Slacker?
>>71754113
>If I like Clerks, will I enjoy Slacker?
No, Slacker is for people with taste.
>>71754113
no.
slacker, as with all linklater films, is not enjoyable.
>>71754113
Slacker isn't gonna be an easy watch for you if you're expecting a lot of vulgar laughs like Clerks. It's an inspiration in mise en scene only.
But Slacker is amazing. If you let the segments wash over you (it's a bunch of tenuously connected segments reflecting life in Austin among disaffected young people), it will be an amazing experience.
Enjoy it.
Reminder that Nintendo is entering the movie business to start a cinematic universe.
http://screenrant.com/nintendo-good-video-game-movies/
>>71754087
The movie industry is dead.
>>71754125
Is it though?
>>71754087
if they make it some wonky adventure like smash brother emissary 1 player mode it'd be tolerable.
it would have to be cgi, live action would be retarded.
What the hell happened?
>Three holes, two dicks
She was bound to be deceived.
Taylor is standing on a dictionary
This is just sad
/tv/ posts TDKR shit all the time, but I've never seen a TDK or thread.
So what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight? And I guess Batman Begins as well?
It's a big movie
I like Batman Begins.
>>71753980
I unironically love Rises.
I can feel your anger
Any scenes in the second death star are the most kino scenes in star wars. If you disagree your are the definition of pleb.
YOU HAVE PAID THE PRICE FOR YOUR LACK OF VISION
I'M TOO WEAK
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
ITT: your favorite scenes from The Office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2SL83k3IFk
What the fuck..
>>71753882
its art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb1tqYqyII
Poetry
>>71753507
There's also the overhead taxicab shots.
Join us
>>71745207
SOMEBODY
*record scratch*
Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how a nigga got to be like dis. Lemme show ya.
ONCE TOLD ME
>>71753326
ONCE
What am I in for boys? What cut do I watch first?
Final Cut
and then kill yourself.
I was named after Rick so I pretty much have to watch this every year on my birthdaymy name's not Rick
Watch Final Cut and then watch it over and over until you know every frame
What was his fucking problem?
IF
HEINEKEN?!
Mommy issues.
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