>fat character in a movie or show
>her or his only purpose in the movie is to be the target of fat jokes
>>67971459
>half a decade later he loses all of the weight, is sexy as fuck and is good at sports.
>ends up at his hometown for Christmas.
>has a lifelong crush who lives in said town.
>they hook up and end up falling in love with each other.
>>67972785
Name 3 films that do this.
>>67972801
jackie chan
Jackie chan
Jackie Chan
The flight plan is strong with you, Doctor Pavel.
But you are not a big guy yet.
>>67971435
for you
baneposting is dead
>>67971925
Not yet.Hothead.
this looks like complete and utter garbage. it's funny how even from a 2 minute trailer you can tell it's an unfocused unoriginal mess
there's 7 other threads, use those.
Looks leagues better than TFA already.
>>67971345
get out of my fucking thread
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
ON THIS DAY
>>67971318
I SEE CLEARLY
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
Can we have a banshee thread? Thoughts on the start of the final season so far?
>Can we have a banshee thread?
no, we can't
sorry man
>>67971215
dropped it cos the main characters dead
WOW GUYS this movie is gonna be great. ANOTHER STRONG FEMALE LEAD THATS FLAT CHESTED AND LOOKS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY.... WELL thats great.. strong women is the best thing in movies be sure to go to the cinema. but remember no crab legs. but srsly now i want to die.
Mandatory female leads, cool black guy, cool asian guy, and the evil white guy! This looks like an awesome movie! Better go share this on reddit xD
>>67971193
Gosh, you sound triggered right now.
In all seriousness, I get where you're coming from. For better or worse Mad Max: Fury Road had the best integration of both strong male and female role models in it.
I'm hype for Rogue One because of my nigga based Donnie Yen, but yeah.
>FLAT CHESTED AND LOOKS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY
Is that supposed to give me boner?
ITT: We save Star Wars. But you can only change 1 thing.
where's that picture from?
I feel like I would have seen that 1000 times on here already but I haven't
White Finn
Finn never wakes up.
>It's completely fine for a whole generation of boys to not have male models, especially if they would be white and cis-gendered
>>67971035
>sticks a moustache on the pic
>doesn't claim its a french rip
fuck off newfag
>>67971035
yeah because there isn't a single movie with a white male lead in it right now
>>67971035
But why male models?
What did he mean by this?
>>67971031
DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT EITHER ORANGE ARCHITECT, JEWISH BIRDMAN, OR SCREAMING FEMALE BANSHEE?!
Fuck, I just want to enjoy my films. Don't bring politics into it.
>>67971093
>ORANGE ARCHITECT, JEWISH BIRDMAN, OR SCREAMING FEMALE BANSHEE?!
I don't know if this is new or not, but I like it.
>>67971093
Typical of a FUCKING WHITE MALE
Eric "a 10mg Adderall and diet Pepsi" Roberts
For real tho is his daughter really Emma Roberts
>>67970993
Had this guy move my furniture last weekend for half packet of cigarettes and a caddyshack dvd
Hi /tv/ I have an idea for a sitcom about 4 quirky film students. One day a hot girl moves across the hall and hilarity ensues!
here's a possible scene
>Girl walks on one of the guys working out
>Hi! What are you doing?
>Trying to get myself into shape, but it's really hard work. I wish I could montage all of this
>*cue laugh track*
>Could what?
>Montage is a film technique where you create the illusion of time passing by stringing together shots of progress. It's often used to show the main character get better at something during a long period of time without actually spending a lot of film length on it. So if I were to montage this, I would be in shape in like two minutes.
>*cue laugh track*
>Girl walks away with a confused expression on her face
>*cue laugh track*
>Guy continues working out while singing "Eye of the Tiger" to himself
>*laugh track*
What do you think? It would be called THE AUTEUR THEORY
>>67970980
>Guy continues working out while singing "Eye of the Tiger" to himself
actually a pretty funny mental image. So, you should probably revise it down a bit to meet bbt's standards
Nice, but one of the four students should always shout out some buzzword to indicate hilarity, like:
>Hey, have you seen my parents?
>No. I murdered them.
>ADDIS ABEBA!
would actually watch
Now you understand.
>>67970878
I get it now. This is why he was fired from Konami.
holy shit.
>>67971348
he didn't go to video game school, he went to film
>>67970878
Well, both Kojima and George Lucas are hacks.
DUDE MY EVERY THOUGHT NEEDS TO BE A NEW THREAD LMAO
>>67970835
>Muh arbitrary power rankings
Really tired of it.
>>67970835
welcome to the new age of /tv/ where every newfag wants to create the newest thread to shitpost in and make the new hit meme of the season
>>67970835
The black popcorn thread is the best one.
>Freeform has greenlit Marvel’s Cloak and Dagger, a new romantic superhero series based on the Marvel Comics heroes of the same name.
>The series will follow runaway teen heroes Tyrone Johnson, a.k.a. Cloak, and Tandy Bowen, a.k.a. Dagger. Created by Bill Mantlo and Ed Hannigan, the crime-fighting duo have fought alongside Marvel icons like the X-Men and Spider-Man in their adventures.
>In their comic book origins, Cloak and Dagger come from very different social backgrounds, but meet as runaways in New York City. They are then subjected to scientific experimentation by NYC criminal organizations and end up with superpowers. Dagger can create light daggers and has some healing capabilities, while Cloak is connected to a darkness dimension that gives him powers of intangibility and teleportation, coupled with a constant hunger for light.
>No writer has signed on to the series just yet, but the search is underway. Marvel Studios and BBC are co-producing.
>tyrone
>/tv/ - capeshit and low effort /pol/ memes
http://comicbook.com/2016/04/07/marvels-cloak-and-dagger-tv-series-greenlit-at-freeform/
Sauce
Admit it, the POV shot was actually really well done.
If only they'd shown a few more seconds afterwards of the victims smashed up head and then maybe ended on a close up of rick this scene would've gone from bullshit cliffhanger to brilliant season ending.
>>67970710
am I supposed to know what the fuck you're referring to?
>completely contradicting yourself
The POV shot was good, I appreciated that. I don't appreciate the "LOL WHO WUZZIT XD SEE U IN OCTOBER!"
