thoughts?
I thought it was totally dragged out in places; it could have been under 2hrs if there wasn't so much filler of drivers yelling at the freaking horses
I get the fargo-esque appeal, but the blood effects were a tad much....I almost expected one of them to yell out "I have been poisoned by my constituents!"
the story really could have used more work too...the whole hanging loose story was over the top...not to mention the obvious plot hole of "dey shood just shot da bitch" when people's insides start exploding
>>68086624
In my opinion it's Tarantino's masterpiece. I hate to say it but the only reason why the reviews weren't amazing are because it isn't nearly as pop culture friendly as Pulp Fiction or Django Unchained, etc. It can't be appreciated on that level.
It's someone's art, who are you to say there's filler and that it could've been under 2 hrs. I hate these self entitled pricks saying someone's art isn't good enough and that the artist should cater to idiots like yourself. The movie was slowly paced but that doesn't means theres filler.
>>68086624
It was okay, I really liked it till the part where Kurt Russell dies, then it just drags, I just think that Tarantino should start creating his own original stories and not using superior movies as canvas, I always end up comparing his movies with the ones he used for inspiration, and honest his movies are never better than the ones he's homaging.
So obviously Superman will come back. How will they get away with bringing Superman AND Clark Kent back to life?
>He comes back 3 days after his death
This movie took forever for anything to happen. The fight againsts Doomsday was boring as fuck. That voice box for batman was somehow worse the Bale's voice. At least they appear to be going down the Justice Lords route. The next one might actually be decent.
>>68086570
They won't? Who needs Clark Kent, people complain enough about WHY DON'T NOBODY RECOGNISE HIM so just drop it.
Are there any movies like National Treasure or The DaVinci Code that aren't shit?
>>68086534
Indiana jones
The mummy
>>68086534
The Mummy
National Treasure is pure Cagekino. He's never been in a bad movie.
Anyone watch The Last Ship?
>>68086321
Did you, fämälämäspammer?
>>68086321
why is she such an attention whore?
>>68086375
Just the first two eps, it was cool but I dont have time to watch two seasons without Her.
When did female empowerment in movies start to annoy you? When did it become wrong to show a woman being vulnerable like an actual human being?
>Who was Leia
>>68086242
It doesn't annoy me, I just know there's a difference between empowerment and overpowered characters.
When I realized I could kill Daisy Ridley with one punch and I only weigh 145 pounds.
Was Jason a virgin? I bet /tv/ can relate to him.
>>68086098
No they can't, Jason went outside.
>>68086098
Yes. He died when he was like 10 or so, so unless he was molested as a kid or someone fucked his corpse, he's a virgin.
If I was going to run around killing people I'd have to leave the house. I guess I'd also need a small pee jar in case I have an emergency.
>Character does a shit
>It doesn't block up the toilet for 3 days and turn the water brown every-time they flush
>character starts talking to a girl
>doesnt piss his pants immediately and start sweating profusely
>>68086086
>character opens their pantry
>there's food inside
>character doesn't spend an hour prepping himself before going outside to get food
>character doesn't have a hyperactive bladder when away from home
>character looks other people in the eyes
>character isn't constantly scouting out locations for restrooms and exits
>character doesn't make a minor mistake speaking to the cashier and then spend the rest of the day thinking about it
>character doesn't constantly plan to go outside and then renege the day of
>character doesn't spend five minutes thinking about how to write the text to their mother asking her to pick up a frozen pizza for him
The name's Bond. Jane Bond.
>>68085825
I wanna suck them toes
Post it, you know the pasta.
is he unfucking his shit?
>AT NASA
Seems like he's studying for his next role...in space
Looks like he's about start fucking other people's shit with those guns
never liked the brendan meme.
always thought it got big right around the time ledditors migrated here from reddit9k.
So why do only fools and horses work? Did they ever explain it?
Board must be filled with yanks and aussies at this time
>>68085694
>So why do only fools and horses work?
Because they're too stupid to know any better
Anyone with a brain rips people off for a living
aw man i miss shane really wish he was still in TWD. such an amazing character and actor, and i also really wish he never got pitted against rick, that way we couldve avoided that love triangle bullshit story arc (that was trash), and with shane as ricks #2 all along, just imagining how much more powerful they would be, how much more easily they wouldve taken out the termites, governor, wolves etc etc
makes me wanna watch 1st 2 seasons again thinking about it. would have really fucking loved to see shane deal with all those obstacles they faced.
and all this shit about who got killed by negan, if shane were around he couldve been the one to get the bat. besides carl of course, THAT would have been the most impactful death unequivocally, for the purpose of breaking rick. his best friend from the very beginning. alas....
>>68085684
watch daredevil m8
>>68085930
thats what ive heard, think ill definitely do that. i had started season 1 but only got 3 episodes in, so maybe ill finish that up so i can push through to Season 2 for some great jon bernthal action
I almost wish Shane had just left the group and re-introduced later on just so he could say to rick "I guess me and you were more alike than you thought"
Genuine thoughts on this movie?
Because I doubt even /tv/ has an opinion on it.
everything i know about pluto nash is from that robot chicken sketch from like 10 years ago
It's not a movie you stupid nigger. It's cinema, although I have read some compelling arguments that it is actually under appreciated kino.
YOU'RE THE FUCK-YOU MAN, RIGHT?!
Moments that shows jumped the shark
Fuck you guys, maybe I should just shitpost in future instead of trying to start an actual topic.
>>68085957
But the OP was a shitpost
You don't know what you have until it's gone
>>68085539
> drinking from an unwashed can
ugh what a peasant
>>68085539
Yeah, I'm sure he's really suffering.
>>68085539
Why's he look so fucking JUST? Christ.
>red as a tomato
>unbuttoned shirt
>fat
>eating shit mall food when he's a fucking billionaire
>nobody recognized him, or maybe if they did they felt too bad to talk to him
What the fuck
Can /tv/ solve this?
>>68085373
American->movie
British->flick
Russian->kino
French->cinéma
>>68085415
First reply, best reply.
