Batman
>Starring Ben Affleck
>Directed by Ben Affleck
>Written by Ben Affleck
>Choreographed by Ben Affleck
>Music by Ben Affleck
>Costume and makeup by Ben Affleck
>Filming by Ben Affleck
>Blowjobs by Zack Snyder
I think you mean
>human footstool provided by Zack Snyder
>>68199759
Time for Bat-Jihad!
You've gotta be shitting me.
Breaking News: Disney owns the review industry.
DC on suicide watch.
DAWN OF APEKINO
Which movies (aside from LOTR and Hobbit trilogies) are also solvable by sentient giant eagles?
This thread is bad
Batman versus Superman
>>68199958
Wrong choice. The eagles coudn't saveMARTHAnor defeat Doomsday.
We write a script, shoot, and edit all in one week. This is what we came up with this week. Any thoughts from the fellow /tv/ community would be appreciated. Enjoy or not.
https://youtu.be/IZTyiHHT3VQ
Kino
That was pretty funny.
Posting it to reddit if thats ok with you OP
>>68199649
I like the idea and it made me laugh a few times, but there are some mistakes: google images for porn (really?), for some reason it looks grainy af and whoever did the coloring fucked the blues up, fire him.
Does anyone really believe the general audience will actually see this?
>>68199520
I will.
>>68199520
And my axe.
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY THERE'S THIS GODDAMN SHILLING FOR THIS CRAPFEST, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING VIDEOGAMES CHILD, NO ONE EVER WILL. WHY DON'T YOU GO AND MASTURBATE TO FUCKING OGRES ON YOUR PC SCREEN AND SHOVE THE FUCKING KEYBOARD UP YOUR GODDAMN SWEATY MOLDY ASSHOLE. SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOBODY CARES. NOBODY FUCKING CARES. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BOMB, NO MATTER HOW MANY THREADS YOU POST IN HERE YOU FUCKING USELESS WASTE OF SPACE. NOBODY FUCKING CARES, I CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH. NOBODY. FUCKING. CARES. EAT SHIT YOU GODDAMN CUNT. STOP SPAMMING...
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4/10 Visually this film is great but apart from that and Michael Fassbenders performance, it is absolutely terrible. None of the characters are developed or have any sort of personality, they constantly keep making idiotic decisions for the sake of the plot. The makeup for Weyland is some of the worst I have ever seen in a big budget film. Idris Elba delivers the worst performance of his entire career, his American accent was god awful. Charlize Theron is completely lifeless and bland.
>>68199483
3/10 for all the reasons you mentioned + the fact that it shit on Alien and completely undermined what made the original movie so scary
>huurrr durrr the alieb wasnt an alieb lmao it wuz rly just a weapon it had to do with humans the whole time we r special also zombies lol
>>68199483
I never even watched Alien movies before Prometheus. I guess that makes me a huge pleb. Anyways I love this genre of the "near future" I guess you would say. I liked the movie. I liked the ship and the tech. I thought it was literally hilarious when the old guy is just BTFO by the architect coming all the way to mars after spending billions of dollars. I was certainly the only guy in the theatre laughing his head off. The fight with the monster is also cool. 7/10.
>>68199732
This post is perfect
>22% on RT
critics are pussies. I'm glad based Ebert appreciated this
based machine
>>68199462
This movie is SO BAD. E-e-dgy porn O NO. Try looking in your browser history.
>>68199462
>gandolfini
Was he any good in this? There was a thread earlier today where a guy posted him as an example of actors who'd never been in good films.
Invasion of the Dinosaurs Edition
What does /who/ think about that dead slut(SJ)?
and some shit about dinosaurs and yates
Previously on Dr.Who:>>68148778
Bumperino
This is a pretty solid story, and has some unintentional comedy with the dinosaurs.
And with the release of the cover for pic related, I was wondering when these Mel AND Ace audio's take place?
Is /who/ finally kill?
THIS NIGGA JUST CALLED RDJ A MANLET ON THE CIVIL WAR RED CARPET
BASED
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>>68199218
why are you watching the civil war red carpet
meme magic always works, anon. Don't act so surprised.
>>68199218
GO WEB GO
What is the best 80s comedy and why is it Caddyshack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsFmynjQo1s
Is it weird that this movie gives me an insane sense of nostalgia even though it came out over a decade before I was born?
Revenge of Nerds
Vacation
Weird Science
top 3 fer me
I LIKE Bill Murray but what the fuck is funny about him acting like a retard? That character is truly awful.
Dangerfield I can get behind and Chevy is ok but everything else in that movie is garbage. Any scene about the teenagers is a struggle to get through.
oh my god
>Hey what's up?
>>68198956
still the greatest delivery of a line i've ever heard.
Who else here is etso botsu ??
What is your favorite Brad Pitt movie, /tv/?
>>68198928
he's great in everything
you just posted it
I know a lot of ppl don't like it, but I love Legends of the Fall.
If Jimmy/Kimmy becomes Walt/Skylar, this masterpiece theater is a hack.
>>68198696
They are both already worse than Walt/Skyler.
Maybe is Odenkirk, maybe it's the writing, but Walt was much more likable of a character than Jimmy.
Kim as obnoxious as fuck.
Only reason to watch this show is for the Mike/Nacho/Cartel stuff.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3535106/Jonah-Hill-shows-incredible-new-slimline-physique-steps-LA.html
>>68198840
Kim is a nice woman, in today's standard and you know it. The average, typical, common women of today make Kim look like a saint.
http://deadline.com/2016/04/army-dog-banned-australia-war-vietnam-1201735561/
>The film is currently banned in Australia.
>Before its release, major Australian DVD retailer JB Hi-Fi announced that they would not be distributing the film, either online or in physical stores. They attributed this to the "Disturbing content of the film" and to a disagreement with the (then) R-rating. However, the film was available from this retailer for a time.
>It was refused classification and...
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>>68198647
Usually I take issue with Australia's censorship laws, but honestly this might be the right call here
After watching this I'm not entirely convinced audiences should be exposed to it
>>68198647
Honestly I thought I was past the point that any movie could shock me, but I had to look away from the rape scene (you know which one). It was just too real. I felt weird all day afterwards. That actress deserves an Oscar or something, holy shit.
>>68198647
>is this the most controversial film ever made?
possibly. i still dont get how the scene where the dog was collecting all the severed body parts of the soldiers as trophies made it in the theatrical cut. shit was messed up
ANAKIN, MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC - TO DEMOCRACYYYY
>>68198537
What did he mean by this?
>>68198537
If youre not with me, then you are my enemy
>>68198607
pic related