this movie is so fucking pretentious.
and what was this whole labyrinth bullshit about?
>i didn't understand a simple movie
>i-it's pretentious
jakes gorgeous haircut, a single strand hanging over his face
>>68215480
when will this meme end
>be tall alpha mob boss feared by many
>ends up marrying aged slut who rode the cock carousel in her 20's to a point that ended up barren thank to all the abortions she had.
explain again how is this considered intelligent writing.
>DUDE A WOMAN'S SEXUAL PAST TOTALLY DIMINISHES HER LMAO
How's it going, /v/irgin?
>>68215528
enjoy ur oral herpes
>>68215528
Found the cuck, you made it too easy!
Capes are extremely impractical in combat.
Why do superheroes wear them?
I get it, they look cool and are a cultural icon of the good old days of superhero comics.
But why would Nolan's Batman wear a cape?
Wasn't Nolan all about "muh realism" in his films?
>>68215126
Gliding. It had protection from certain elements. Distraction.
>>68215126
you took the one guy that actually uses it.
well batman's cape is fire retardant and allows him to "fly"
>Women and minorities are the heroes
>White men are the evil villains
>>68215121
just like real life
>>68215121
Hence why I just stopped giving a shit
How come they never promote safe sex in film? I swear 90% of the time they get straight to the act without even mentioning condoms. They look to promote healthy lifestyles by removing cigarette smoking scenes yet they don't include one moment of someone unwrapping a condom.
>>68215100
they pull out, anon
and she's on the pill
>>68215100
>How come they never promote safe sex in film?
Cause bareback >>>>>*, you latex loving faggot.
>>68215100
People also murder each other on movies even though that's not proper behavior in real life.
What movies has /tv/ tricked you into seeing?
This and all the tarantino films was what I was tricked into seeing
I liked the Martian, but back on topic:Blackhat
Whichever twats spent hours on here boosting this film should be shot.
>>68215118
I haven't seen it yet but i fucking love based Mann.
http://strawpoll.me/7360508
They're both shit desu.
>>68215028
Since I'm not some faggot liberal millennial that wants to see black captain America fuck Asian spider woman or whatever, I choose DC
>>68215028
"dc is better" is just the latest contrarian meme, nothing to settle
she is Luke and Leia's incest baby. This why she is so powerful with the force and this is why Luke was in exile.
I haven't even seen the movie and I've figured this this out. it's the obvious plot twist being set up so that later we can repeat the 'I am your father (or mother)' scene. It's the only way they thought they could do such a thing and not have people realize it, since it's hidden from speculation to the general public that doesn't think they would put something as taboo as incest as a major plot point. I wouldn't be surprised if they feel the need to change it now that I have figured out this very obvious thing and disseminated the information to you dumb sheep that never realized it.
>>68214947
Great post reddit! Epic thread!
>>68214964
>implying my theory isn't completely correct
you are just butthurt you aren't smart enough to have realized it yourself
bump for truth. it's a genius condescends to spoiling start whores with his insight episode, get in here you dumb fucks
Do you think he's intelligent enough to hate his own movies?
>>68214826
Why would he hate them? He's been laughing his way to the bank for the last decade.
>>68214826
>>68214943
forced meme
I know this is a meme but he clearly hates doing iron man at this point
Why is he considered such a good actor /tv/
>>68214789
Because he is prettier than the vast majority of women.
All British are considered good actors by default.
>>68214789
If you dont know, you never will.pleb
So this is the power of Marvel...
woah
Is this a power rangers crossover?
I don't get it
Why does he do it, /tv/? Why does he hurt us so much? I-is it our fault? What did we do to deserve this?
>>68214494
He does it for money. But don't worry, based Affleck will have full control over the DC Universe soon enough.
>>68214494
>French bootleg Superman shirt
>>68214537
But he even managed to JUST based Affleck. Seriously, this is bordering on cruel and unusual punishment at this point.
Post yfw critics love dark and complex Dr. Strange with little humor and DCucks lose their shit by missing the point
>>68214491
Not even a DCuck I hate Cumberbatch and this movie looks like my ballsack
>the anticipation of watching a weird magic film only to realise its the next release in the long line of capeshit
>>68214585
Buddy you should get that checked asap
ITT: Talentless Hacks
>>68214472
Ease up there reddit! He's pretty decent.
Who /Adebisi/ here
>ZackSnyder.jpg
When will hollywood forgive him?
>>68214417
I'll fucking stab you cunt
Three weeks from NEVER. You can lie, steal, cheat, even murder... But once you've angered the tribe, you're over and out.
>>68214417
>ywn watch the Michael Parkinson Show live again
>we are now stuck with jonathan woss and graham norton (which is a mixed bag tbhwy)
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