Smoothhands is a schmuck.
Which one will he eat first?
What are you planning on watching today, el bee gee?
>>68887036
watching bill gates eat
hes probably gonna eat the controller lol
>Here's your fuckin popcorn cracka.Now give me the money you fuckin bitch!
How do you respond?
>>68885836
This is why bringing my falcon is worth the hassle
I offer him my girlfriend.
>>68885836
That is an unacceptable way to speak to customers. If I were you, I would insult them more passively; a subtle shove of the popcorn, undersalting, a bare hint of butter. A flash of disgust in the customer service approved smile. My god man, have you ever insulted anyone before? You will get fired if you talk this much shit to too many people. Now, let's try this again from the top. Hello, I'd like a large order of crablegs and a bottle of your finest port, post haste.
Post webms
>watch a movie at a friend's house
>have fun
fucking loser
>having fun
fucking degenerates
wouldn't work, I need to shitpost while watching a movie. Plus my friend doesn't like watching movies at 1.5x
When's the last time you immediately rewatched a film after it ended?
>>68885367
People do that? My sister use to do that with Back Street Boys...
>>68885367
PredestinationBut I was after taking a lot of shrooms before watching it
memento
And action
GENTLEMEN THIS IS SHITPOSTING MANIFEST!
Action please Orson.
please orson
![the-usual-suspects-movie-poster[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/luKcPXY.jpg "the-usual-suspects-movie-poster[2]")
Reminder that Dean Keaton is Keyzer Soze
this movie aged like shit
>>68885330
spoilers?
>>68885383
I saw it recently and the twist can be seen from a mile away..
What if he never was in the car accident? Did it ruin his career?
It did more than that. It ended his life.Big Luke
>>68885281
He actually died in the car accident, and another guy pretended to be him so SW could continue.
>>68885390
This, the hint is in the name:
Skywalker, because now he walks with god.
What happened to this guy?
He died.
He swore off acting after he really bit mocully cokeins finger in house alone 2
>>68885274
Casio endorsemnet after casino
I just watched this was it good?
>>68885253
It was my least favorite Lynch film. I get that it was intentional but all the cheesy love was too much for me
>>68885253
Roger Ebert gave it a 1/4 and he's the greatest critic ever, so it must be shit.
You guys think it will be good?
>>68885160
He should be castrated
>>68885160
The trailer makes it look like meme shit.
>you have 5 hours
>I finished it in 30 minutes ;)
Also JGLs voice in this sounds forced as fuck
>>68885160
JGL sucks
>alright anon, you can get 1 movie, 1 snack, and 1 soda
what am I on welfare? I get whatever the fuck I want
>>68885076
Wrestlemania X-Seven, sour gummi worms and a Vanilla Coke please ma.
>>68885089
you're 11 years old
>>68885057
moonman moonman can't you see
What'sgoingonhere? Huh? OP what is going ON here?
>>68885057
im gona kick ur ass
>be an unemployed, high-grade alcoholic
>still look this good
how does he do it?
good facial aesthetics will do that to you
>>68884999
>>68885036
>>68884999
He said he only drinks Vodka
Vodka has very little calories, the fat alcoholics are those who binge on Beer and Wine
>>68884999
tbqh the coat is 90% of it
he actually makes some good points here. as a star wars fan i like this movie less every time i watch it or put serious thought into it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6_zvQQ5P8w
hey reddit
>>68884757
>removes sins because rey is a mary sue
yeah no
19 minutes? I dont think so
