So Sauron is obviously stronger than Voldemort, but what if it's Voldemort against the Nazgul Witch-King?
>implying the black magic used to break the gates of Minas Tirith wouldn't eviscerate Voldemort
>implying the Black Breath isn't enough to kill all 7 Voldemort soul pieces
Is Voldy good for anything? I mean, this is just sad.
>>68913562
>Sauron is obviously stronger than Voldemort
>a fucking eye
>>68913593
that's false, though
>>68913562
I don't know shit about LOTR but Voldemort never seemed all that powerful to me, we only see him do worthwhile magic in the 5th movie against Dumbledore and he retreated.
Snape>Dumbledore>Voldemort
>it's just a prankson!
This is how 4chan was made
>>68913254
>not editing it to say [Fapping noises]
>american """"""""""""comedy"""""""""""""
Well /tv/ posters? Let's put out heads together.
Anyone have any ideas?
Perhaps if us cinephiles can band together at the right times, we can flood the board with real film discussion.
What do you think /tv/? Can it be done? Can we take our board back?
>>68913214
bumping out of curiosity OP. this could work.
b-bump?
Why not just post some 'real film discussion' instead of fucking about making plans to?
You don't need to answer. It's because you've got nothing interesting to say.
Would /tv/ agree that television has nothing to offer artistically?
>>68913198
Uh, no.
>Game of thrones
>Breaking bad
>better call saul
>hannibal
>mr robot
>vikings
>the flash
>daredevil
>>68913292
brooklyn 99 better then most comedies.
television is a superior medium for storytelling, film is superior for conveying moods and themes.
Literally the only positive thing to come out of my slightly religious upbringing.
https://youtu.be/LtHr7gluh08
>the Jewish pea
OY VEY
Why do atheists always mention their upbringing? Why don't you just wear a shirt that says "Fuck you Dad!"?
>>68913147
They dont.
Stop being a fag.
>>68913147
Are you retarded
"/film/ was a mistake" - goot
>>68912887
please don't let /film/ exist
this is how it would go down: most users will be people in their late teens, insecure morons who seriously believe they can be "patricians". people who build their weak self-esteems around their supposed superior taste in film.
of course they don't know how to argue that, because it's a retarded notion and it can't be even argued, so they will instead shit on the tastes and opinions of the rest to validate themselves. they're unaware of how ridiculous they are.
any board where the majority unironically believes in the pleb vs patrician false dichotomy (/mu/, /a/, /lit/) is shit. /tv/ isn't like that, and that's why /tv/ is great, despite the ever growing /v/ cancer.
>>68912887
More like /tv/ was a mistake.
![Family Guy - 1x06 - The Son Also Draws.avi_snapshot_14.43_[2016.04.29_21.29.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vssXyfv.jpg "Family Guy - 1x06 - The Son Also Draws.avi snapshot 14.43 [2016.04.29 21.29.53]")
>I've fooled people before. You remember that time I pretended to be gay?
>Hey Lois, remember that time I got a county of idiots to laugh at the same lazy jokes for 15 years?
>>68913346
>county
So Windu is the strongest jedi right?
He beat Sheev while Yoda couldn't.
and Sheev speed blitz 3 Jedi Masters as well.
windu? more like dindu hahahha lmao
He was considered one of if not the strongest Jedi Guardian, the class specializing in swordsmanship, and closest to the dark side.
not bait why do people call him sheev? isn't he emperor palpatine/darth sidious?
I'm looking for a free Netflix alternative...I get told that Popcorn Time is a great one...
I google it. There's 20 different links. .sh .io .to .co , etc. Which one isn't going to give me a virus and which one is the real one?
>>68912712
That's the thing anon, they're all real
>>68912890
tfw
Honest answer please.
>>68912712
pick your poison. i got .sh and it's p good. it's only a few viruses. keyloggers i think. not too bad. im calling my bank on monday about the 500 dollar amazon charge to an empty warehouse in california. had to shutdown my email accounts because they were spamming all my contacts with beastiality porn. got fired cuz of that but im back on craigslist looking for another job.
not too bad tho i mean the stream lags every few minutes but its easier than dl'ing a torrent and opening a separate file. not too bad, i like ptp.
Is there a more reddit movie than this? The last movie I saw try this hard to be quirky was Scott Pilgrim.
>>68912342
You're new to 4chan... Deadpool got a shit load of popular because of /b/
It's cool, we all start somewhere
>>68912342
Scott Pilgrim was always as 'quircky' as the movie. that's not pandering. That's how that shit rolls....
ITT: /tv/'s fedoraest
hand over the num nums and nobody gets hurt
You're a big boy.
You're a big boy
>The Punisher:Netflix to give Daredevil star his own spinoff series
GET IN
Am I the only person who knew about this before yesterday?
>>68912073
VIDEO GAME:
THE MOVIE
>>68912112
They were talking about it a year ago but it was confirmed to be happening yesterday
>"The president's on the line"
you post one more stale memethread and you're done. we'll take you out to the barn and end you.
we've got legions of up and coming memers who are just waiting to take your spot. you're on thin ice fagget.
>you're on thin ice
>It's not what it looks like!!
>That's EXACTLY what it looks like
![captain-america-civil-war-official-cast-plot-announced-these-are-the-actors-that-have-396492[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fQx23lJ.jpg "captain-america-civil-war-official-cast-plot-announced-these-are-the-actors-that-have-396492[1]")
So far in the MCCU, which of these faggots has the highest kill count?
dubs get
>Steven Rogers.
>>68911798
Scarlet Witch.
She accidentally kills a fuckload of civilians in CW.
Tony
>>68911839
I want to hug her
Greatest film of 2016 so far
>>68911697
Really, thanks.
>>68911697
Probably, Malick is the best director working in Hollywood right now.
