>it's written by a woman
>it's obvious white-guilt bait
>it's a post-apocalyptic indie film
Turbo Kid was pretty good, you cuck.
>>69029024
>directed by Roland Emmerich
>sequel that was made 20+ years after the last entry in the franchise
>>69029024
It has tropes.
http://www.slashfilm.com/space-jam-2-justin-lin-lebron-james/
HAPPENING
>Not Shaq
EVERYBODY GET UP
>>69028913
COME ON AND SLAM
What's the difference between a "quip" and a "one liner"
quips aren't funny
Dose tits lads
One liners are always quips but quips don't necessarily have to be one liners.
/theisland/
G-get in here
why dont they get more sugarcane?
reporting
>inb4 the women miraculously find huge amounts of food
look how weak the men are. the strong women need to save the day
>Shut up! 50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork in your ass!
What did he mean by this?
>>69028592
>I am a professional comedian yet can't take some heckling
He's a hackfraud
>Show some fucking respect for somebody who has the balls to get on stage, you uneducated piece of thrash!
Stop laughing
Play Salieri
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPTTTTTT*
>>69028598
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>69028598
>Promise God to stay virgin to become a music wizard.
>Mozart fucks half Osterreich and writes shit a thousand times better than you.
I would have gone postal if I were Salieri.
AAAAUUUUGGGGGHH
>>69028568
I feel bad for mommy
Poor marketing
Nobody cared about the first one
congratulations disney, you have made star wars completely cancerous
>>69028554
Gotta market to who watched it, really. Now go buy those toys, goy.
>>69028554
it doesn't belong to you guys anymore
It's now meant to give little girls self-esteem boosts
>>69028554
Star Wars has always been terrible
>A married woman realizes how unhappy her marriage really is, and that her life needs to go in a different direction. After a painful divorce, she takes off on a round-the-world journey to "find herself".
Thoughts?
Comfy, delightful, touching. Yours?
>>69028350
did she ever find herself anywhere?
>>69028370
I can't decide to watch it yet
Stan goes to the doctor, who, after examining him, diagnoses him as a "cynical asshole". From ice cream to movie trailers,
Stan can now only see the bad in things, and this negative outlook alienates him from Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman, who begin avoiding him.
As Stan and Kyle argue over this, Stan literally sees Kyle as a large piece of feces that defecates instead of talking, indicating that he sees them as "shit".
>>69028347
Yep that happened. So what?
>>69028477
So dubs
>>69028347
BRAVO MATT & TREY
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He's never going to die, is he?
>>69028263
Fans adore him, so unless it's towards the end of the last season, no he won't.
INTERIOR: IRON THRONE
TYRION:
Ahh, how I love my wine. Well everybody, now that the dust has finally settled, it looks like I have won the Game of Thrones.
FIN
he'll die last ep this season
screencap this
Is Kim a good friend, or a bad friend for sticking by Jimmy to the extent that she is?
>she
Walt, did I ever tell you about Kim? We once bought an old dentist's office together after my brother, who is allergic to electricity, fucked her over in her job at the biggest law firm in the city. She was a good friend.
>>69028230
>husky voiced women are trans
Does that go for Scarlett Johansson too?
>what did she mean by this?
>>69027775
>she
Damn, Jamie Lee Curtis looks LIKE THAT?
all these numerous threads about Thrones and superheroes has me bummed so here's one about an actual movie.
Upstream Color is one of my top films from the past few years. i like how it tells its story through a symphony of visuals, music, and dialogue. while at times, the film may seem not to cohere to narrative logic, this works to the film's benefit and viewers are rewarded after a second or multiple viewings. it's not a difficult film, per se, but the way the story is presented can be somewhat confusing, wonderfully so.
thoughts?
Completely agree! Beautifully filmed and a challenging narrative that is open to interpretation. True kino!
>>69027748
That made me mad when he had her making those paper chain things. If someone would have told me to do that I would say no and get the fuck out of my house.
>>69028134
well,she was incapable of denying his requests due to the larva at that point.
Actors you could probably beat the living shit out of
One on on the left.... maaybe
>>69027555
i hate this annoying cunt
>>69027588
never realized how big is he
